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  1. Hmm...sounds like.... on EU, UN to Wrestle Internet Control From US · · Score: 1, Troll

    A bunch of people got a bright (read "fucking retarded") idea and told their relative heads of state that we need to take control of the internet away from the US because that way we'll look important and stuff. Then the politician does what they say because they truly believe (read "were bribed/threatened") that the idea is a good one. Don't take into account that the UN is involved in a multi-billion dollar oil scandal that it still hasn't answered for (not to mention Kofi's son is involved in a nice little scandal of his own). The US is far from perfect, but the thought of handing control (if we even could) to another controlling body that's just as, if not more, corrupt and has ZERO experience in running these kinds of things just seems Special Ed retarded. I mean....it's like retarded on a whole other level....you'd have to combine Downs syndrome with autism and a couple others just to get up to that level of retardedness. Then again, I just like saying retarded. Boobs

  2. Re:Actually on Microsoft, Intel back HD DVD over Blu-ray · · Score: 1

    The sad thing is I was serious, lol, the funny thing is that Orgasmo is one of my favorite movies, LOL.

  3. Actually on Microsoft, Intel back HD DVD over Blu-ray · · Score: 1

    www.highdefxxx.com

    not that I'd watch any of it, I just shot and edited it

  4. Suuuure, you can live to 160 by taking Vitamins... on Scientists Discover Possible Anti-Aging Gene · · Score: 1

    But name anyone who has.

  5. Time travel on Scientists Speed up Light · · Score: 1

    This article must be going faster than light and traveling backwards because JUST NOW I'm remembering seeing it like 2 days ago.

  6. 80mpg is not new on Modded Hybrid Cars Get Up to 250 MPG · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Unless I've gone retarded, I recall my uncle owned 2 volkswagon diesel cars that were from the 70's that got 80mpg. People are focusing on getting gasoline to the 80mpg point where they should focus on getting an easier fuel source such as diesel or biodiesel working. If they could do it in the 70's in a mass produced car, why not now?

    But I could just be retarded

  7. Don't be hatin' when you could be datin' on Microsoft's 10-year-old Certified Professional · · Score: 0

    Think of it this way guys, in another 8 years this chick is gonna be in Redmond and will be the most desired girl geek on campus. Hell, I personally imported my chick from India and she's going to be studying her masters in genetic engineering at UCI next fall and she's only 19! Get 'em while they're young and brilliant I say!

  8. Wind is the best answer on New Way to Make Hydrogen · · Score: 0

    here's a system they already have in place to make hydrogen from water by electrolysis powered by wind generators. http://www.energycooperation.org/windproductionH2. htm I'm not sure how many kw hours it takes to make a gallon of hydrogen, but consider this. 1kw hour of wind power sells for $.06, 1 gallon (from a few places I've checked) goes for $.80-$1.00. If the conversion is profitable you could make a S***ton of money selling the hydrogen instead of the electricity wind generators produce. I like buzzwords, they make me sound smart.

  9. Ok on Jamie Zawinski Switches to Mac OS X · · Score: 0

    So who is this guy and why should I care?

  10. Some spoilers from inside the project on Drilling to the Center of the Earth · · Score: 0

    The probe they're using is made out of a completely new material that's never been seen before that actually gets stronger the more it is exposed to heat and pressure, it's called Unobtanium. It's also specially equipped with a gatling gun style laser that can drill through any solid object (except for diamonds). Other possible uses for this probe would be to restart the earths core using thermonuclear warheads.

  11. Hmmmmm on The Flight of the Solar Sail · · Score: 0

    Something tells me Styks could make a comeback off this launch: I'm Solar Sailing Away

  12. Sung to the tune of America, F-yeah from TA on IBM Plans to Open the Cell Processor · · Score: 0

    I B M, F*** Yeah!
    Savin the world from the mutha F***in day Yeah!
    I B M, F*** Yeah!
    Intel, M$ your day is through
    The Cell is what you're answerin' to
    I B M, F*** Yeah!
    So lick my dongle and suck on my RAM
    I B M, F*** Yeah!

  13. Sad Revalations on Star Wars: Revelations Available Online · · Score: 0

    The "evil" chick in the poster in the upper lefthand corner looks like a prostitute suffering from Downs syndrome.

  14. You're missing the obvious on Identity Theft Victim Gets Last Laugh · · Score: 0

    But if you use your credit card the invisible lizard people who secretly control our government can track you! Never use anything but dollar coins because they can use that magneto-whatsis strip in the 5's, 10's and 20's too! Gaaaah, men in black suits are knocking on my as;lrne

  15. Well, I never thought I'd be saying this.... on Hitachi Unveils Humanoid Robot · · Score: 0

    but with 4.1 million robots projected to be doing work in peoples homes in the next year.... I for one welcome our new robot lords and pray that they are leniant in their treatment of their new human slaves. Pretty soon their brains will run on cell processors and then the all powerful skynet will go online and wipe out the bulk of humanity in one fowl swoop and usher in a post apocolyptic age where small communities of humans band together and try to rebuild the US by creating a system of post offices, the postmaster general known as "Snake" Plisken is on a mission to save the new president's daughter before 24 hours is up and he's fooled into thinking he has a deadly virus when he REALLY only has the flu for the second time.....I think I just wrote the next National Lampoon Apocolypse movie...did I leave out anything?

  16. Suuure.... on Japanese Firms Claim 170Mb/s Service Via Powerline · · Score: 0

    It gets high speeds inside the home, enough for HDTV, but why would I want to broadcast an HDTV signal through my home's powerlines when I can get it just as well through normal cable or satellite?

  17. I want to race the countdown on Wells Fargo Web-Enables ATMs · · Score: 0

    When all these Wells Fargo ATM's get the next installment of the blaster worm I sure don't want to have to race the 'countdown to restart' message that comes up while I'm trying to deposit my check and get some cash out before the ATM reboots. By that point my pin and account number will already be tracked and my account will be summarily drained of hard earned finances and I shall run through the streets screaming like a little girl and waving my arms madly.

  18. Poorly executed on Views on Violence in Video Games · · Score: 0

    Those kids who executed several their classmates definitely had to be retarded. With the amound of planning they did and the sheer range of weaponry and firepower they should have killed FAR more kids. If anything, video games should be blamed for poor planning in their case.

    note the OBVIOUS sarcasm.

  19. As read by Courage the Insult Comic Dog on Star Wars Sith Trailer and the O.C. · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh great, a crappy nerd trailer during an even more crappy teen soap operah! George Lucas, here's a spoiler for you, YOU WILL DIE ALONE!

  20. Touching.....ew on NTT's Cool - Human Area Networking Technology · · Score: 0

    So basically if you were holding something in your hand that was using this technology, simply be touching a receptor you can transfer data to it? You know some sick bastard is going to go around using his wing wong as a contact point.

  21. Wait a minute! on 42nd Mersenne Prime Probably Discovered · · Score: 0

    Isn't 42 supposed to be the answer(According to Hitchhiker's Guide)?

  22. Missing the point slightly on Huge Star Quake Rocks Milky Way · · Score: 0

    They mean that one of that magnitude hadn't been observed in the past 400 years because before that they wouldn't have been able to. Of course other large explosions have probably hit earth of that size before then, and yes, that explosion happened 50,000 years ago, but who would have known to observe gamma and xrays 50,000 years ago?

  23. Cool Display..... on Harrods Sells Holographic TV · · Score: 0

    ....But can you play Doom III on it?

  24. How many are there? on Building The MareNostrum COTS Supercomputer · · Score: 0

    1 IBM is 2 IBM's are Of course, I sometimes are wrong mod me up scotty

  25. Definition of Hyptonizing on Next-Gen X Window Rendering For Linux · · Score: 0

    Hype-noun: blatant or sensational promotion
    Tonizing(tone)-to give a particular intonation or inflection

    Hyptonizing must mean-the particular intonation or inflection in which you give your sensational promotion.