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  1. Profit! on Alternative Browsers Impede Investigations · · Score: 3, Funny
    I have decided to submit a patent for this. "A Method of Obfuscation of Law Enforcement Data through the use of Better Internet Browsing Software."

    Help me out, /.!!!

    1. Submit patent.
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

  2. From the back-in-my-day-dept. on Death to the Games Industry · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I recently began playing (and, in some cases, re-playing) many of the old text-only games from Infocom. I'm reminded of what a rich gaming experience many of these companies were able to provide in such limited computing environments. Quite honestly, some of today's major "blockbusters" can't hold a candle to some of computing's earliest computer games (you could probably say the same about Atari & Intellivision vs. certain PlayStation and Xbox games).

    Seriously...I remember the thrill of buying a 16K RAM card so I could play the original Castle Wolfenstien on my Apple ][+.

    Halt! Shizen! That game was awesome!

  3. I wonder... on Creative MP3 Players Ship With Virus · · Score: 3, Funny
    Will Creative patent this "method for the distribution of malicious software code via aninferior hardware entertainment device."

    They could license it and make millions!!!

  4. Re:Well... on Linux For Supervillains · · Score: 1

    Which world is this funny on?

  5. Re:Did M$ invent the iPod? on Did Microsoft Invent The iPod? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How is this "redundant?" It's the frist fucking post!!!

  6. Re:This is the missing model. on What are the Next Programming Models? · · Score: 1

    1. Come up with a great idea.
    2. Write a bunch of spaghetti code.
    3. Properly format my @*#$& HTML.
    4. ???
    5. Profit!

  7. This is the missing model. on What are the Next Programming Models? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    1. Come up with a great idea. 2. Write a bunch of spaghetti code. 3. ??? 4. Profit!

  8. Geek explanation required. on Hidden Black Holes Discovered · · Score: 2, Interesting

    OK, can one of you physics geeks explain to me why x-rays are able to escape the gravitational clutches of a black hole when light cannot? I've never understood this.

  9. Re:Nah, just for immigrants. on Former Health Secretary Pushes for VeriChip Implants · · Score: 1
    It wouldn't. I don't support microchipping anybody.

    The purpose of my post was to point out the stupidity of the OP in advocating microchipping a selective class of people.

  10. Re:Nah, just for immigrants. on Former Health Secretary Pushes for VeriChip Implants · · Score: 1
    Don't bother us native born people with it.

    You mean, like Tim McVeigh?

  11. Re:dupe on Google Hacking for Penetration Testers · · Score: 1
    What about a free ride when you've already paid? Or good advice that you just didn't take?

    Well, who woulda thought...it figures.

  12. And remember... on Got Spyware? Throw out the Computer! · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...that once you throw out that old PC, remember to replace it with a Macintosh. Problem solved.

  13. Re:Days are numbered? on Guitarists, your Days are Numbered · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bah. Guitars are dead. The next generation will all be listening to percussive strings played on the Chapman Stick (http://www.stick.com./ (OK, of course I'm posting hyperbole but check it out...it's quite a cool instrument).

  14. This RTFA was a little boring... on Peter Seebach Pokes Around His TiVo · · Score: -1

    I didn't learn anything new about TiVo/Linux/commodity hardware than I already knew from frequenting the TiVo forums at http://www.dealdatabase.com/forum/, except to maybe prove the point that anybody who is proud of having over a dozen webservers in their home probably doesn't have much of a social life.

  15. Re:RTFA on Man Arrested for Using Open Wireless Network · · Score: 1

    Maybe he was using Hotline.

  16. Re:But really..... on Man Arrested for Using Open Wireless Network · · Score: 1
    The problem with that idea is that simply presenting a page on first use on how to configure WEP or WPA doesn't actually mean that people will be smart enough to then configure both the AP and client(s) with encryption. I usually use the grandma test, as in "could my grandma do it?"

    Anyway, what's really needed in future versions of the WiFi spec is "zero-configuration strong encryption."

  17. Re:Open doors on Man Arrested for Using Open Wireless Network · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow, no kidding. I commit this crime every time I go over to my girlfriend's apartment! Better get me a lawyer.

  18. Re:thus i eliminate "scifi" from my prefs on How to Become A Real-World Superhero · · Score: 1

    No shit. Mod this fucker up!

  19. Jesus H. Christ on How to Become A Real-World Superhero · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Batman is a fucking fictional character. EOT.

  20. Re:an educated guess on Halo Movie May Happen After All · · Score: 1

    The irony of your post is that Bungie was originally a Mac-only developer.

  21. Whoa... on School-Lunch Monitoring System for Parents · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I am so stoned!!!

  22. Re:I'm going, but so is my staff on Star Wars Sickout · · Score: 1

    Sure, more popcorn for me!

  23. Re:I told my boss.... on Star Wars Sickout · · Score: 1

    Perhaps that's because he knows that Obi-Wan doesn't die in this movie!

  24. I'm going, but so is my staff on Star Wars Sickout · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not only am I going to Star Wars next week, I'm planning on taking my staff as well. So I guess I'll be the one responsible for the loss of productivity in my own area. Oh well, c'est la vie.

  25. Conveniently timed. on Apple Sued over Tiger, Injunction Sought · · Score: 1

    More attention whoring gone bad. "Tiger" has been bandied around in the press for months now. Could it be that Tiger Direct is simply looking for a quick payout on the eve of Apple's launch? Or some free publicity for where to purchase OS X Tiger?

    Perhaps somebody should file a lawsuit on behalf of the entire bengal population.