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Guitarists, your Days are Numbered

spackbace writes "Researchers at the Georgia Institute of Technology have created a mechanical guitar playing robot, named the Crazy J. The guitar player is composed of two mechanical systems that interact to play a range of 29 musical notes. A plucking mechanism with six independently controlled picks is mounted over the body of the guitar and a fingering mechanism with an array of 23 fingertips is mounted over the first four frets of the fingerboard."

590 comments

  1. Days are numbered? by BlueOtto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The art form will never die... how long have MIDI keyboards been around?

    1. Re:Days are numbered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa! Somebody got the fucking joke! Holy shit!

    2. Re:Days are numbered? by mrog · · Score: 0

      I think I saw this guy outside the liquor store.

    3. Re:Days are numbered? by 0b501373 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I cant wait to see this thing live!!
      Does it come with a self flaming option??

    4. Re:Days are numbered? by Ucklak · · Score: 3, Funny

      Machines always sound better than humans anyway.

      I just love it when a midi player plays a piece of music note for note directly as it was written as sheet music with no interpretation because we all know that a whole note should always be played as 2 half notes.

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    5. Re:Days are numbered? by pwnage · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Bah. Guitars are dead. The next generation will all be listening to percussive strings played on the Chapman Stick (http://www.stick.com./ (OK, of course I'm posting hyperbole but check it out...it's quite a cool instrument).

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    6. Re:Days are numbered? by Craig_P92669 · · Score: 0

      No, that was Eddie Van Halen.

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    7. Re:Days are numbered? by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      All I can say is that if it can play like Yngwie Malmsteen, without being a dick, then I'm sold. That being said, I'd like to see how well it can improvise. I don't think it will be able to improvise and compose. Duplicating playing is a whole different animal.

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    8. Re:Days are numbered? by 0b501373 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've seen Yngwie play flight of the bumble bee way faster than their demo. Maybe if it was written in code thats stuck in the 80s it could play faster?

    9. Re:Days are numbered? by VoiceOfRaisin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Bah. Guitars are dead. The next generation will all be listening to percussive strings played on the Chapman Stick

      um, did you just discover this or something? its been around for over 30 years.

    10. Re:Days are numbered? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      How many guitarists these days improvise or compose? There don't seem to be any good guitar players these days.

    11. Re:Days are numbered? by bofkentucky · · Score: 1

      And me and my old man have been hearing those same claims about it replacing the guitar for nearly as long.

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    12. Re:Days are numbered? by AtrN · · Score: 1

      How f'ing ten years ago are sticks. Man, get with the times.

    13. Re:Days are numbered? by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      I feel your pain. I feel your pain.

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    14. Re:Days are numbered? by PeterPumpkin · · Score: 1, Informative

      Heh, almost as long as Crazy J has been around. If you look at the URL, you can see that this is a project for a class in Fall 2000.

      Also, peeking at the source gives:
      <meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 3.0">

    15. Re:Days are numbered? by Zaknafein500 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You just need to look harder.

      http://www.johnpetrucci.com/ just to name one.
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    16. Re:Days are numbered? by Scaba · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yngwie Malmsteen is a pretty mechanical guitarist, so I'd think he'd be easy to emulate - just teach it to play E harmonic minor scales in 32nd notes at 160 bpm. If the thing can play like Howlin' Wolf or David Gilmour or Frank Zappa, then I'll be impressed.

    17. Re:Days are numbered? by jd0g85 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, that's just what we tell the computers what to play just like that's what we tell beginning students what to play. The only reason music students don't sound like that is because they don't yet have control of their intruments.

      Fast forward a few years and suddenly the student could play that methodically, if they wanted, but by this point in time they've learned to interpret what the composer meant by the notes. The rough outline the the notes record can be filled in by common experience.

      Computers are great at doing exactly what we tell them to do. The problem is, us humans can rarely express exactly what we want. Perhaps if only we could better describe the human condition...

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    18. Re:Days are numbered? by mita+bojangles · · Score: 2, Funny

      it doesn't s l i d e which means it will never play lead for shit. nice hammer-ons, but that gets old quick. finger wigglers we call 'em.

    19. Re:Days are numbered? by name773 · · Score: 1

      i have come to realize that playing music precisely how it was written is somewhat cold and lifeless; there are little nuances to how a tune's rythm goes that just don't translate through musical notation. the beats divide mostly evenly, but there's that one little bit.... i always like to listen to a piece before i play it; or play it and add a little something of my own. makes it more interesting to me anyway

      machines will never get a feeling for the piece. that said, they will 0wn my human hands on any two part bach invention that doesn't involve player interpretation of ornaments

    20. Re:Days are numbered? by c0p0n · · Score: 1

      Art is not in the notes that one play, but in pauses among them...

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    21. Re:Days are numbered? by Mattcelt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Eric Johnson and Trevor Rabin come to mind immediately. Both do songwriting, composing (as in film scores), and improv guitar (mostly solos).

      And some wikis to add flavor - Eric's wiki page and Trevor's wiki page.

    22. Re:Days are numbered? by killerbobjr · · Score: 1

      The quality of the music (in the clips) suffers from the same problem that keyboardists usually have when playing guitars in a sampler -- namely that without the subtle time differences and dynamics in picked notes or without the appegiations of chords, it ends up sounding like a harpsichord. In fact, the mechanism used here to sound the strings in this machine is exactly like a harpsichord, complete with a quill-like plucker.

      Until someone can come up with a finger-like plucking or strumming mechanism, I'm afraid most attempts at mechanical guitar playing will fall far short of a real guitarist.

    23. Re:Days are numbered? by el_womble · · Score: 1

      I miss Isaac Guillory. Man, that guy could play ( and write and sing). If any of you guys know of his living equal please post so that I can support them.

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    24. Re:Days are numbered? by Goosefood · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't you consider Steve Vai to match your criteria?

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    25. Re:Days are numbered? by peterpi · · Score: 1

      It was a joke.

    26. Re:Days are numbered? by ramblin+billy · · Score: 1


      Yep. No way that thing grows long hair and wears skin tight leather pants. No way that thing scores with chicks like Pam Lee and Carmen Miranda. Maybe Morgan Webb, but I doubt even that.

      billy - rust never sleeps

    27. Re:Days are numbered? by Ucklak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Back in the 80's when I had a VIC-20, I programmed music on that thing using a bunch of pokes and peeks. I remember in the back of the BASIC handbook, there was 'Pictures at an Exhibition' you could program the VIC to play and I thought that was pretty cool.

      You could do simple Baroque pretty easy, sounded OK, like a Casio watch I used to have. I tried to do ragtime and boy did it suck. I hacked around to get syncopation just right and I ran out of memory.

      Fast forward to the Atari ST, the ones with the MIDI ports built in, and that was a lot better but still lifeless. I captured myself playing 1 part of a duet on my MIDI keyboard, then played it back so I could play the second part along and it still seemed lifeless (at least to me).

      You just can't replace live, intrepreted music.

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    28. Re:Days are numbered? by domnu · · Score: 1

      Not to mention player pianos, which are probably more akin to this machine.

    29. Re:Days are numbered? by errxn · · Score: 0, Troll

      There don't seem to be any good guitar players these days.

      IMHO, you have none other than the late Kurt Cobain to thank for that. He made it cool to suck at guitar playing, and set the genre back a good 15 years or so. We're just now starting to recover from the damage that the so-called "grunge" movement did.

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    30. Re:Days are numbered? by mmkkbb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      (giving up mod points AGAIN today)

      Did you miss that whole punk thing in the 70s?

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    31. Re:Days are numbered? by I_M_Noman · · Score: 2, Funny
      No way that thing scores with chicks like Pam Lee and Carmen Miranda.
      Ah, Carmen Miranda...love the fruity headpiece!
    32. Re:Days are numbered? by hayh · · Score: 1
      Maybe if it was written in code thats stuck in the 80s it could play faster?

      You mean like in Fortran?

    33. Re:Days are numbered? by rwven · · Score: 1

      LOL better than humans? That thing sounds like CRAP.... I could play circles around it and i'm not an expert...

    34. Re:Days are numbered? by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think that the point is that the guitarists that get air time are hacks. You and all your sibling posts mentioned guitarists that are almost universally unknown, except to other guitarists/guitar fans. Many times you may never hear about a great guitarist unless by word of mouth. The radio stations around here will maybe play a SRV song once in a while. I never hear anything like Petrucci, Satriani, Vai, Eric Johnson, or a dozen other guitar gods. Most radio stations seem to think that something like Green Day or Nirvana is a tour de force of guitar virtuosity.

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    35. Re:Days are numbered? by RailGunner · · Score: 1

      Ever hear of Gary Hoey? If not, you should definitely check him out.

    36. Re:Days are numbered? by glassjaw+rocks · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the heavier bands, Those are the ones I feel have the most technical ability. Just to name a few:

      Dillinger Escape Plan (Tabs)
      Shadows Fall (Tabs)
      Soilwork (tabs)

      There's plenty more, but I have to leave for work now.

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    37. Re:Days are numbered? by techstar25 · · Score: 1

      They said a drummers days are numbered back in the 80's. 20 years later that turned out to be one really really big number of days.

    38. Re:Days are numbered? by mrjive · · Score: 1

      Along those lines you could check out Jake Shimabukuro, a Ukulele player who has been making waves lately.

      Check out this video of him covering The Beatles' "While My Guitar Gently Weeps." Simply amazing.

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    39. Re:Days are numbered? by jamminpotato · · Score: 1

      Trey Anastatio of phish. he cnas still jam

    40. Re:Days are numbered? by motherball · · Score: 1

      yeah, like we now have one million days left ... times infinity!

    41. Re:Days are numbered? by Yewbert · · Score: 1
      Check out

      Mike Keneally ( www.keneally.com )

      He played 'stunt guitar' in Frank Zappa's last touring band, has played with Robert Fripp (on a G3 tour), created one of the most ambitious and well-integrated rock-band-with-orchestra pieces ever (The Universe Will Provide, performed with the renowned Metropole Orkest), and is occasionally a member of Steve Vai's live band - he's the guy doubling Vai note-for-note with one hand and playing keyboard with the other. Unreal. And a helluva nice guy.

    42. Re:Days are numbered? by scotch · · Score: 1

      While I love to hear a good guitarist, there is more to music than guitar virtuosity.

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    43. Re:Days are numbered? by cuzality · · Score: 1

      Most radio stations seem to think that something like Green Day or Nirvana is a tour de force of guitar virtuosity.

      Right on.

      I remember when Creed hit the big time and Guitar World and GuitarOne praised him as the savior of rock guitar. Some standards. It hasn't gotten any better since. There was that week when it seemed like Van Halen was gonna get going again -- that was cool.

    44. Re:Days are numbered? by karnal · · Score: 1

      That's because people nowadays want something fast and easy. They don't want to invest a whole lot of time in listening to music for the music, they want something that picks them up, or reminds them of a time in their life when they listened to the song before.

      My wife hates Dream Theater. Don't know why - she enjoys music. I actually like it.... not for the lyrics (I've never liked music for the lyrics) but for the wonderful things that band can do with their instruments.

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    45. Re:Days are numbered? by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Damn, where are my mod points ? Excellent point.
      Exactly - the really good musicians almost never get airtime, and 90$ of the listening public have never heard of them. But then, the majority of that 90 percent probably wouldn't or couldn't appreciate them either. At least they appreciated Eddie (VH).
      The other mentionables:
      Allan Holdsworth
      Steve Morse
      Vinnie Moore
      Randy Rhodes
      Yngwie Malmsteen
      and a bunch of others I'm sure I missed ..

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    46. Re:Days are numbered? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " Art is not in the notes that one play, but in pauses among them..."

      I have to agree....I've often thought with David Gilmour, what he DIDN'T play, was often as important than what he played.

      Interesting DVD of the Making of Dark Side of the Moon...I think was for the anniversary remix a couple years ago....Waters was commenting on how the spaces in many of the compositions were very important parts of the whole musical picture. He often says when producing others...he often tells them to let 'it go' for a few beats...leave some holes...

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    47. Re:Days are numbered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phish? What phish? Trey still jams, but phish ain't jammin anymore.

    48. Re:Days are numbered? by reklusband · · Score: 1

      The problem with Trey blablablah is that you have to be a stoned frat boy from new jersey or a trustafundian (no really I'm rasta) white kid from the burbs and stoned off yer tukus to not realize how boring the music is. OOOHHH the omniwhatever!!! Wow gooballs!!!

    49. Re:Days are numbered? by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1
      Cobain didn't necessarily suck, he just left his guitar go out of tune and eventually that sounded 'good'.

      I remember my cousin, who is a wanna-be rock star, purposely DETUNING his guitar to play Nirvana songs.

    50. Re:Days are numbered? by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Yep. No way that thing grows long hair and wears skin tight leather pants. No way that thing scores with chicks like Pam Lee and Carmen Miranda. Maybe Morgan Webb, but I doubt even that.

      Just because Morgan Webb plays computer games ? Geesh, give her a break !

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    51. Re:Days are numbered? by c0p0n · · Score: 1

      ...Waters was commenting on how the spaces in many of the compositions were very important parts of the whole musical picture. He often says when producing others...he often tells them to let 'it go' for a few beats...leave some holes....

      I agree. For some listeners, the anticipation and participation on the music they're listening to enhaces greatly the music experience. Mike Oldfield used to argument that the almost total absence of percussion in Tubular Bells gave great character to that piece of music, because "rhythmic drums tend to balance the real music".

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    52. Re:Days are numbered? by shdwtek · · Score: 1

      My friend and I just started to get together about once a week to do imrov guitar/bass playing. Been using two acoustics right now. We use a digital voice recorder to capture the music. Set it on the floor, arm of a chair, etc. between three or so of us, we have a decent amount of instruments and equipment available. It can expound into a flexiable, improv sound. Also, of course, writing music is always possible, and makes it all the more fun and interesting.

    53. Re:Days are numbered? by chip+of+known+space · · Score: 1

      The beauty of guitar is in the varying ways you can do inflections. This machine not have that capacity in the least, and it also does not have the *impetus* to *create* any inflection.

      MIDI files of piano pieces have been around for decades, player-pianos centuries - only a moron thinks that replaces a human keyboardist. With guitar there's many more ways of injecting *human* inflection into what comes out - that will never happen unless AI occurs, combined with perfected human-biomechanics.

      Which is many, many days off. The headline writer is a deaf idiot.

    54. Re:Days are numbered? by Weh · · Score: 1

      Don't forget John Scofield. Apart from that there's tons of great players out there, just visit some local bars where they get a chance to play. Now that the hair-metal and grunge days are over the "record industry" seems to think that guitar bands aren't as profitable as britney. This doesn't mean there aren't loads of good players or bands around.

    55. Re:Days are numbered? by Analogy+Man · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To be a great performer there has to be an interaction with the audience. Last night on PBS's Soundstage John Mayer and Buddy Guy had the crowd in the palm of their hands. They cycled the volume DOWN until they were just brushing the strings with their finger tips. There was a silent tension I have never seen in a blues/pop/rock concert. No robot would pull that off!

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    56. Re:Days are numbered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, assembler. sheesh.

    57. Re:Days are numbered? by ssimontis · · Score: 1

      Thats why I listen to 90% classic rock. No one can beat Robby Krieger. My top three bands have to be The Doors, pink Floyd, and Led Zeppelin, so I have no problem with finding good guitars. But Green Day really sucks, and their crap fills 30% of the airwaves or so. If I hear Blvd of Broken Dreams one more time, someone is going to be hurting.

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    58. Re:Days are numbered? by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we'll never see the days where a drum machine would replace a real drummer. Oh wait! That happens all the time. Never mind.

    59. Re:Days are numbered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly! I happen to have the electric right here (plugged in and everything). There are 46 notes with standard tuning (E,A,D,G,B,E), which is 46/12=3 5/6 octaves. Further, there are chords (which apparently this can do), but also hammer-ons pull-offs, palm mute, finger mute, and other 'extras' that I suspect ol CrazyJ can't pull off (no pun intended, but not a bad one anyway). Further, on a standard guitar, you always play over the rosette (sound hole). On an electric, you play over the neck pickup if you want a normal nylon (non-electric) string guitar sound, but play over the bridge pickup (with the selector switch set appropriately) for a more rock-n-roll twangy sound. I don't know if ol' CrazyJ can have his plectrum moved around like that.

    60. Re:Days are numbered? by SolusSD · · Score: 1

      day's are numbered? that's just silly... and I'm sure there are several guitar styles that would be near impossible for this robot to play.. I mean, in the end... it isn't much different than a mechanical piano player. besides.. i'm sure it has pretty crappy 'stage presence'. ;)

    61. Re:Days are numbered? by Lorkki · · Score: 1

      Sorry if I come off as rude, but I've come to notice that people who make "machines will never..." statements often seem to have less actual grasp of machines and more of a hunch based on popular literature.

      You don't need to enter notes into the machine by feeding it sheet music through OCR - you can "program" in those nuances just as well as you can play them yourself. The fact that a lot of free General MIDI song files seem to be made with no regard to note velocity, tempo variation etc. doesn't mean that MIDI doesn't support it either. It's a matter of skill just as is handling a traditional acoustic instrument.

    62. Re:Days are numbered? by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

      Amen. That's why I will always admire Vai for his amazing technical ability but so many more guitarists songs/riffs have so much more feeling than his. Hell even the songs that he has tried to make "feel" more like a non-virtuoso song comes across sterile. Satriani is one of my favorites. Although I'll always like Eddie Van Halen, SRV, Clapton, Bettencourt (yes I said it) and even Mustaine too.

    63. Re:Days are numbered? by doubledoh · · Score: 1

      I'm already hurting...and it started the first time I heard green day. Today's radio makes my ears bleed. Now I know how my parents felt about the music I listed to when I was younger. But somehow my music was right and the music they play today is wrong. So very wrong.

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    64. Re:Days are numbered? by name773 · · Score: 1

      machines can't feel as a general rule, and i am fairly confident that machines will never get a feeling for a certain piece of music (if you're into playing you know what i mean by this). it's just one of those things that i believe is unprogrammable. it might be possible if the computer was programmed to learn via highly associative memory processing, but it would have to be superbly done. i don't think we can outdo ourselves in this area. also, i do not read popular literature on the subject of AI.

      you can program the nuances, but the only way a computer currently understands how to play is human instruction (or hampsters and markov chains). once a computer is programmed in such a way that it can deviate from the instructions fed to it in a constructive manner, then people might be at risk of losing their music playing jobs.

      at the point where someone spends enough time programming a music playing device to get a certain piece right, they probably could have better spent that time learning the piece on their own (or with a group). the nice benefit to this route is that the person can easily change the music according to their tastes and even compose entirely different music. the only people i could think of who would bother with the machine played route are those who want the challenge of making it happen.

    65. Re:Days are numbered? by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      One of my favorite CD's is the G3 live album with Vai, Satch, and Johnson. I've never owned a Vai album before this, but I love listening to Satch and Johnson. I never got into the Vai stuff, but then I saw the DVD of the album and Vai blew me away. I think Satch and Johnson write better songs, some not very virtuoso-like, but Vai was insanely entertaining to watch play his stuff.

      Vai is truly a technical god. I remember reading an article about how he practiced in the early days to get where he's at today. He had I think three one hour blocks that were devoted to scales, modes, and I can't remember the third. He went through the three hours and then repeated twice. He had three hours of each per day and then finished off with an hour of, if memory serves, just jamming and playing along with music. You put 10 hours a day into something with that kind of structure, you are going to have mad skills. I just wish I had ten hours a day I could practice my playing, or any number of other things I've gotten interested in over the years.

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    66. Re:Days are numbered? by AAeyers · · Score: 1

      Jimi Hendrix anyone? Its not hard to learn to make a guitar play the notes you want, but very few people can actually play an instrument. Listen to his Star Spangled Banner, complete with screams and sounds of war. Now that's playing a guitar. Music is about creative expression (at least the good stuff).

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    67. Re:Days are numbered? by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      I love listening to songs to hear all the subtle nuances of how the instruments come together. I love listening for the music. It's funny because my wife likes to listen for the singer. I guess it makes sense, me being into the guitar and my wife being a singing type. Just about the only common ground we have in music is the Queensryche and Evanesence. I wouldn't say that either band has guitar gods, but they both put all the instrument voices together very well. I can just sit there and just about trip out on the song writing and composition. It's one of the great things about music that most people just miss out on, both recording artists and listeners.

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    68. Re:Days are numbered? by Lorkki · · Score: 1
      machines can't feel as a general rule, and i am fairly confident that machines will never get a feeling for a certain piece of music (if you're into playing you know what i mean by this). it's just one of those things that i believe is unprogrammable.

      You misunderstand me: I only claimed that the expression of feeling can be programmed. To a listener it's likely all one and the same in the end. If the intent is to produce "interpretations" of a given piece, I'm sure one could work out some less esoteric algorithms for that as well.

      If you're familiar with, for instance, the ELIZA and Megahal chatterbots, then you probably know on some level that people overrate themselves when it comes to detection of genuine human intelligence and emotion. Music doesn't necessarily require two-way interaction with the audience so it could be easier in that regard. On the other hand it could be more difficult since the listener won't help in directing his own expectations.

      the only people i could think of who would bother with the machine played route are those who want the challenge of making it happen.

      What better motivation to do it? Some people would argue that that's the only real reason there is to develop artificial intelligence.

    69. Re:Days are numbered? by all204 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have to agree with you, those are great bands. I find that very few people mention David Gilmour in a list of 'best guitar players', he may not be at the very top, but he's up there.

    70. Re:Days are numbered? by 0b501373 · · Score: 1

      Joe Satriani is still my fav.

      But http://www.robertrandolph.net/ has impressed me the most in recent times.

    71. Re:Days are numbered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree with you 100%, there's a simple solution - don't listen to the radio.

      I haven't bothered to listen to the radio for the last three years. No joke. I'd rather sit back and listen to one of my SRV, Van Halen, Led Zep, Ozzy Osbourne (for Randy and Zakk), Floyd and others CDs.

      When was the last time the Stray Cats were on the radio? 1970? What about SRV? I've never heard him on radio here in Australia. Ditto for VH, Ozzy, Clapton... /me retires to my boudoir

    72. Re:Days are numbered? by adamgolding · · Score: 1

      "The art form will never die... how long have MIDI keyboards been around?"

      only about 20 years. now imagine computer music 2000 years from now... even in 200 years the advances will be astronomical.

      "Machines always sound better than humans anyway."

      newsflash: Humans ARE Machines--we just happen to be better machines for most tasks. this will change.

    73. Re:Days are numbered? by ralfg33k · · Score: 1

      Heard of him? I can't watch a Peanuts cartoon the same way anymore. :) Seriously, Mr. Hoey is a very versatile guitarist and a must for any road trip.

    74. Re:Days are numbered? by ralfg33k · · Score: 1

      Tell it to Tony Melendez (http://www.tonymelendez.com/). I had the good fortune to play guitar with him for a few years while I was in my teens, and I have yet to jam with another musician who exudes heartfelt expression like he does. He's a inspiration to many, including popes and presidents. I'm not a religious guy, and I think of myself as a pretty fair guitarist, but I stand in awe of him.

    75. Re:Days are numbered? by RailGunner · · Score: 1
      Randy Rhoads

      Minor nit, but I'm a huge Rhoads fan...

    76. Re:Days are numbered? by Popcorn+Dave · · Score: 1

      Screw that, I want to see the groupies! :)

    77. Re:Days are numbered? by unitron · · Score: 1
      If you think (as do I) that Krieger did some nice tasty stuff, you might want to give a listen to Gene Cornish on some of the lesser known Young Rascals songs where the keyboard isn't as dominant.

      Also check out the Randy Bachman song "Blue Collar" or some of Lenny Breau's work.

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    78. Re:Days are numbered? by errxn · · Score: 1

      Good point, but Cobain was the one who brought it into the "mainstream", so to speak.

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    79. Re:Days are numbered? by errxn · · Score: 1

      You hit the nail on the head. When I first heard the Nevermind album, it sounded like Cobain was probably actually a pretty good player, but was playing really badly on purpose for "street cred" or whatever. If this had been just one band on a few albums, it would have been fine, because obviously Cobain had a method to his madness.

      Instead, it blew wide open and popularized what I still to this day call the "suck ethic," which got really annoying after about 2 years. Everyone just *had* to go run out and buy the crappiest Fender Mustang they could find, detune the hell out of it, and suddenly refuse to admit that they knew every Van Halen lick this side of "Running with the Devil."

      And, of course, all of a sudden, everyone had to pile on and make fun of the 80s. I always thought that eventally, the 90s would be mocked even more. I guess we'll see if that's true here in a few more years.

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    80. Re:Days are numbered? by limusine · · Score: 1

      If you knew something about music, you should know that a whole note does not last the same as two half notes, but a bit less. The moment of the attack is what defines the name of the note. For instance, a whole note may be very short, if it has a dot under it (piano)

      Anyway, music played by machines will always sound like machines, because (among other things) machines don't have: feed-back (the ability to listen to what they play and react to it).
      A guitarist is always surprised and emotionally afected by the sound of what he plays, and that changes his playing and that is what makes the music express something, and that is what ultimately makes us enjoy listening to music. Otherwise I wouldn't call it music (of course there is a lot of this non-expressive sheet around, just listen to radios and TVs, but I don't call it music...)

    81. Re:Days are numbered? by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      In 4/4 time, a whole note is 4 beats, a half note is 2 beats, a quarter note is 1 beat, and so on.

      The staccato is an interpreted shortening of the note meant to have no sustain or decay, just the attack and the release.

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    82. Re:Days are numbered? by limusine · · Score: 1

      Yes that's correct. What I meant was that there is no less than infinite variants in human playing that cannot be measured (or we'd take infinite time to do it). For instance, a quarter note is 1 beat, but how long does it last? if you press piano pedal it can spread several beats, and together with next notes it may form a chord. In guitar arpeggios this happens quite often, if not always... even in a melody, the duration of notes depends on the instrument and on the interpretation. If we want legato the note shall last the whole beat, or even a little longer into next note (specially for piano players). The strength applied, the direction strings are picked, the left hand and left arm movement, ... all these are affected by a trained instrumentist humour and techique, and surelly affect the way a music sounds. If you reduce this to a one-dimension machinery, it'll sound like... a machine. I don't consider that even music.

    83. Re:Days are numbered? by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      Who cares if you get air time. I think most people here are forgetting that the vast number of guitarists play because they enjoy playing.

      If you made a robot that could play video games or sit and watch movies, would you say "gamers and cinephiles, your days are numbered"?

      I (and many many others) play because we enjoy playing guitar. After a long day, in between things, waiting for water to come to a boil, you grab the guitar and start picking. There are already people who are better than I will ever be and they are flesh and blood. Who cares if there's a robot that is better - it isn't going to change the fact that people enjoy playing.

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    84. Re:Days are numbered? by ramblin+billy · · Score: 1


      I'd give Morgan Webb anything she wanted.

      billy - sigh...

    85. Re:Days are numbered? by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      I'd give Morgan Webb anything she wanted Me too.
      Question is, would she want it ? ;-p

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  2. *Yawn* by smittyoneeach · · Score: 5, Informative

    While not modern enough for a full-on web site, you can see a museum of such in Germany
    The pneumatic piano with the drum holding four violins, in particular, was interesting, if only from a mechanical engineering perspective.
    At any rate, when your gadget can move Mt. Fuji, you shall have accomplished something.

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    1. Re:*Yawn* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude... give it a rest!

      This machine is clearly awsome just simply for its machineness.

      If you think the creators of this machine invented it to replace guitar players, you've just been fooled by commentary added by a slashdot editor.

      But to be unimpressed by this thing? Wow.. dude you just don't get it do you?

    2. Re:*Yawn* by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Oh no, I do quite get it. There is reality, and the engineering challenge of modeling reality in hardware/software.
      However, a certain Luddism gets evoked. Part of what makes Joe Satriani the Tower of Power is that he has a) programmed his own brain to play like teh shiznit, and b) creates his material wholly from scratch (notwithstanding "Sleep Walk" on Strange Beautiful Music and some live cuts with G3).
      The intense humanity of Keb' Mo' playing "Am I Wrong?" shan't be touched by hardware, or, if, in fact, it is someday, I simply don't care to hear it.
      In spite of my reactionary attitude about computerized music, I think superb engineering is an art in its own right.

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    3. Re:*Yawn* by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      you still aren't getting the fact that just because a title on a slashdot article says something, it doesn't mean it's true.

      i agree that you can't touch a true guitar master like jerry or trey with a machine (since it can only play pre-programmed songs).

      do pianists still play even though the player piano was invented?

      and as for it being computerized music... it's not. it's just a machine playing a song on guitar, someone still has to write the song, computers can't do that.

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    4. Re:*Yawn* by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
      you still aren't getting the fact that just because a title on a slashdot article says something, it doesn't mean it's true.
      I bet you don't believe in the Easter Bunny or Iraqi WMD either, do you? ;)
      The fact that the title, itself, draws the Luddites out from under their rocks is really at the heart of the issue; music or /. title, there is communication going on, and the audience reaction is difficult to gague.
      Perhaps the title riff was a little too heavy on this one?
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    5. Re:*Yawn* by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      easter bunny? yes
      iraqi WMD? no

      it's been long known that in the world of slashdot, you take anything that's said (even in some of the articles that are linked to) with a grain of salt, no more, no less.

      i agree that the title was a bit over the top, but half of slashdot is over the top.

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    6. Re:*Yawn* by vertinox · · Score: 1

      "At any rate, when your gadget can move Mt. Fuji, you shall have accomplished something."

      That would be a Von Neumman machine, but the main problem you would face is actually getting the machines to stop.

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    7. Re:*Yawn* by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Just half? You, sir, must be a card-carrying conservative. ;)

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    8. Re:*Yawn* by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      conservative? right... notice the 3 digits at the end of my username? also, try doing a search for where my sig came from... :)

      hint... it involves music.

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  3. Not so fast! by fembots · · Score: 1

    How about guitarists implanted with CrazyJ technology, and once again play like there is no tomorrow?

    1. Re:Not so fast! by Soporific · · Score: 1

      Well any guitarist implanted with this would sound like shit in my opinion. Those songs really sounded bad and I'm not critiquing the production. As someone else stated it sounds more like a piano than a guitar. It's an interesting machine and a cool idea though.

      ~S

  4. I for one... by myowntrueself · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new guitar playing overlords.

    Oh wait.. wasn't that Jimmy Hendrix?

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    1. Re:I for one... by krbvroc1 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Oh wait.. wasn't that Jimmy Hendrix?

      No, his brother Jimi.

    2. Re:I for one... by Hungus · · Score: 1

      No you are thinking of BB King

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    3. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that was Joe Walsh.

    4. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no actually it is trey anstasio

      either way, i want to see a person play not a machine.

      machines cannot improvise, they calculate. it may come out the same, but its not the same feeling

    5. Re:I for one... by kzinti · · Score: 1

      No, you are thinking of Stevie Ray Vaughan.

    6. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Overlords"?

      You're thinking of Led Zeppelin.

      (AH-AA-AAAAAAAAAAA-AA!)

    7. Re:I for one... by Scaba · · Score: 1

      You misspelled "Frank Zappa".

    8. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's "Anastasio", you pot smoking, patchouli-drenched wookie.

    9. Re:I for one... by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      you'd better leave out the welcome mat, because robots are taking all the cool jobs

  5. hmmm? by sstation · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:hmmm? by redheaded_stepchild · · Score: 1

      Unholy crap! That's friggin awesome! I think I have a new favorite band.

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    2. Re:hmmm? by DorkRawk · · Score: 1

      I saw these guys (this guy?) once. It was a great show, and the guy has no technical training, he just taught himself how to build all these crazy robots! It was alot of fun to see.

    3. Re:hmmm? by seafoamgreen · · Score: 1

      Nice to see others actually enjoy Jaybot's shows. I would add that it has been very interesting to see the robots progress over the years from their earlier, primitive forms. I had breakfast with Jay in Minneapolis a little while ago, and he apparently insists on being called 'Jaybot' at all times.

    4. Re:hmmm? by mikejm20 · · Score: 1

      Greatest band ever, I see them every time they come through. JBOT is a genius :D

    5. Re:hmmm? by DraKKon · · Score: 1

      Yes! J-Bot rules! I shot CBR when they opened for HIM in Los Angeles... great band!

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    6. Re:hmmm? by mikejm20 · · Score: 1

      Breakfast? I thought JBOT lived on hydraulic fluid :confused:

    7. Re:hmmm? by Misanthropy · · Score: 1

      Damn. Beat me to it!

      That guy is awesome.

    8. Re:hmmm? by seafoamgreen · · Score: 1

      I am afraid I didn't specify the material that constituted his "Breakfast". Breakfast is of course simply a convenient Human term. Robots require a periodic influx of energy and material just as humans do. Its thermodynamics people.

  6. 29 only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    29 notes.. Don't retire just yet.

    1. Re:29 only by MrByte420 · · Score: 1

      29 notes.. Don't retire just yet.

      Thats amazing sinces there's only 12 notes! ;-)

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    2. Re:29 only by RealityMogul · · Score: 1

      That's 26 more than any "musician" featured on TRL can play.

    3. Re:29 only by damiam · · Score: 1

      Then explain to me why my piano has 88 keys. Are you claiming that A3, A4, and A5 are all the same note?

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    4. Re:29 only by MrByte420 · · Score: 1

      Your really making a semantical argument about the definition of the word "note"

      Dictionary.com has it as:

      1. A tone of definite pitch.
      2. A symbol for such a tone, indicating pitch by its position on the staff and duration by its shape.
      3. A key of an instrument, such as a piano.
      I took it for #1. You can make a strech of an argument and call it number two. Another route you can take is to realize my original post was a joke and not worry too much about it.

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    5. Re:29 only by damiam · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I know it was a joke. But this is /., so I have to be pedantic and make stupid semantical arguments. :-)

      The Wikipedia article on pitch defines it as the perception of frequency, so even if you interpret "note" as meaning "a tone of definite pitch", then notes in different octaves are clearly different notes because they have different frequencies and their pitches are percieved differently. So any way you look at it, there are more than twelve notes.

      Okay. I'm done ruining the joke now. Sorry about that.

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  7. The Crazy J by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

    Nicknamed the Crazy J

    Yeah, but will it fit in the bong?

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  8. Can it sing? by GaryOlson · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unless it can give mouth to mouth resuscitation to a bottle of tequila, smell bad, and grow long hair, country music is still safe. Go Willie Nelson!

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    1. Re:Can it sing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Willie Nelson can sing?

    2. Re:Can it sing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until it can smash its guitar to the floor, I'm not interested

      http://www.thewho.org/live.htm

    3. Re:Can it sing? by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      Yeah he can sing about as good as most of the other hacks with music contracts these days. Maybe that's why they call them recording contracts. Hmmm...

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    4. Re:Can it sing? by ciroknight · · Score: 1

      Go Willie Nelson!

      Well, wasn't that a verbal abortion; I think he meant "Go Willie Nelson.. FAR FAR AWAY AND NEVER RETURN!!!!"

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    5. Re:Can it sing? by altstadt · · Score: 1

      What do you call something with 58 legs and 27 teeth?

      The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

    6. Re:Can it sing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if by safe, you mean incredibly retarted and awful, then yes, country music is safe.

  9. A guitar playing Robot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes,but how 'about teaching him something useful... Like Counter Strike!

  10. Wow by Sinryc · · Score: 1

    This kind of bothers me, while it excites me. I play guitar, well, I try to. With something like this, I could at least program the music into it and even write some of my own stuff. I may not be able to play it myself, but my Tech skills will be able to help my nonmusic skills!

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    1. Re:Wow by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

      the first thing i noticed is it can't do tremolos. the things just push down on the frets. big deal. but a machine can never impart emotion into the notes. think things like palm muting, slides, bends, etc. (okay, i'm not the most technically knowledgable player.) I can play the notes to stairway to heaven. i'm not jimmy page. what makes master of puppets so powerful? is it the notes or hetfield/hammet?

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    2. Re:Wow by poopdeville · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I can play the notes to stairway to heaven. i'm not jimmy page. what makes master of puppets so powerful? is it the notes or hetfield/hammet?

      Yeah, you can't play cock rock with a mechanical cock.

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    3. Re:Wow by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1
      what makes master of puppets so powerful? is it the notes or hetfield/hammet?

      I don't think it's that powerful, just loud. I think that has to do with how much studio processing was done. The Master of Puppets album was one of their massively studio processed albums. If I had to pick any one element that made the album great it would be Cliff Burton.

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    4. Re:Wow by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      If by "so powerful" you mean "such a bag of shite" then I am definitley blaming Hetfield/Hammet and not the instruments they have abused to create it.

    5. Re:Wow by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

      some people don't like metal. fine. but there's a raw energy that i never heard in any subsequent metallica album. in fact, the onyl metallica on my ipod is master. and i've seen them play it in concert many times. it's pure energy. now i was also refferring the entire album. every single song rips your head off. there are few albums that have ever matched it.

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  11. I hope my wife doesn't see this... by lordkuri · · Score: 4, Funny

    a fingering mechanism with an array of 23 fingertips is mounted

    there's just no way I can compete with that!

    quick! post a dupe or something so she doesn't see it! =)

    1. Re:I hope my wife doesn't see this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Nooo! Don't post THIS article twice!'

    2. Re:I hope my wife doesn't see this... by hobbesx · · Score: 2, Funny
      >a fingering mechanism with an array of 23 fingertips is mounted
      there's just no way I can compete with that!


      She can handle 23 finger tips? Reminds me of a joke for guys standing around bragging about penis size...


      Guy 1: Wow, that big huh? Mine's only four inches.
      Guy 2: Geeze you're mosquito sized!
      Guy 1: Well, it'd hurt the wife if it were any wider.

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    3. Re:I hope my wife doesn't see this... by rsd1s1g · · Score: 1
      (not to step on previous posts here and here, but I can't resist...)

      a /. use with a wife?? I'll believe it when i see it!

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    4. Re:I hope my wife doesn't see this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, you probably have 21 tips overall (fingers, toes, etc), so the robot's edge isn't really that much.

    5. Re:I hope my wife doesn't see this... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      quick! post a dupe or something so she doesn't see it! =)

      You do know that by invoking that curse you inevitably make sure that this article will be reposted as a dupe, ensuring that she will see it, right?

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    6. Re:I hope my wife doesn't see this... by lordkuri · · Score: 1

      DOH!!

      DAMMIT! /wanders off muttering about Realdolls

    7. Re:I hope my wife doesn't see this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, you probably have 21 tips overall (fingers, toes, etc), so the robot's edge isn't really that much.

      22 Baby!

      -Jimmy Durante

    8. Re:I hope my wife doesn't see this... by DrWhizBang · · Score: 1

      Your wife reads slashdot? That's really weird. I can't figure out whether that would be a good thing or a bad one.

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  12. not everything is better with a machine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My wife has a battery powered "massager" but she still prefers me...

    1. Re:not everything is better with a machine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the "massager" doesn't pay the bills.

    2. Re:not everything is better with a machine... by speculatrix · · Score: 1

      fit one with a wifi adaptor and you've got the ultimate way of remote-controlling your wife!

    3. Re:not everything is better with a machine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, all those stupid web enabled coffee machines - this is what the world has been waiting for !

  13. Hmmm, I was expecting more... by artemis67 · · Score: 1

    I was imaging a robotic Stevie Ray Vaughn, with a wide-brimmed hat and a goatee...

    1. Re:Hmmm, I was expecting more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a massive cocaine habit...

  14. Numbered? by axonal · · Score: 1

    By that? The thing can't even do divebombs, pitchbends, or slides. All it can do is chords, not to mention it sounds a lot more like a piano when a machine is plucking it.

    1. Re:Numbered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, I have a feeling the "days are numbered" remark WAS A FUCKING JOKE!

    2. Re:Numbered? by spauldo · · Score: 1

      The only divebombing I'm aware of requires a tremelo - quite a rare object on an acoustic like the one shown here. Actually, with an electric guitar divebombing would be very easy mechanically - just put a solenoid on the whammy bar.

      The piano sound is probably easy to fix with a modification of the plucking mechanism. Slides would be a bit harder (have to worry about the slide getting in the way of the "fingers" - tricky logic there in the software, I'd imagine), but pitch bends and temelo (the fingered kind) shouldn't be too difficult to arrange.

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    3. Re:Numbered? by facelessnumber · · Score: 1

      I was thinking it sounds more like a harpsichord myself. It sounds way too mechanical. I never would have believed those sounds came from a real guitar, despite the fact that they did. And I've been fooled many times by drum machines or elecronic organs/pianos, etc.

      Having said that though... That is one hell of a bitchin' harpsichord.

    4. Re:Numbered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow... you've been fooled into thinking a drum machine was a guitar?

    5. Re:Numbered? by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      The slides would even be trickier to work out if you want both finger slides (almost everybody does these) and slide slides (like George Thorogood)The slides with glass or metal slides WOULD be tricky, the finger slides would be a nightmare. That has a finger for every string/fret combo. It would have to take a fixed finger and work out some way of moving along the neck and then return to its point of origin. Either that or have a "floating finger" that can go to every string/fret coordinate and slide like the glass/metal slide.

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  15. Yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can it play Classical Gas?

  16. Just like by Approaching.sanity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How player pianos killed piano players.

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    1. Re:Just like by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Funny thing there is that pianos can't bend strings, so a player piano can do anything a human can do and then some. Even basic guitar has string bends. Then there are bar dives, harmonics, pinch harmonics, tapping...

      If you really want to nit pick on the thing, all you really have to do is complain about how it looks like the strings are plucked up and down perpendicular to the guitar body. The strings are going to be a lot more likely to buzz on the frets.

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    2. Re:Just like by marshall_j · · Score: 1

      Whatever, Midi was what drove the stake in!

    3. Re:Just like by DrewCapu · · Score: 1

      Sorry, no.

      Player pianos cannot intelligently accompany a singer or group of singers.

      You can record all you want on MIDI, but that's not an accompaniment, that's karaoke.

    4. Re:Just like by tepples · · Score: 1

      Player pianos cannot intelligently accompany a singer or group of singers.

      Other than speed and possibly velocity controls under the conductor's or lead singer's foot, what would be lacking?

    5. Re:Just like by pizen · · Score: 1

      How player pianos killed piano players.

      When dropped on them, yes.

    6. Re:Just like by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      OTOH, drum machines have replaced drummers, at least in the studio. Entire genres of music (rap and r&b, in particular, but some AC and smooth jazz also), have replaced human drummers with drum machines.

    7. Re:Just like by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      the ability to improvise?

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    8. Re:Just like by DrewCapu · · Score: 1

      Unless you've done a lot of accompanying (or general performing), you won't really know what I mean when I say that the typical performer doesn't perform something the same way twice. And those that do are boring.

      With that said, there are little things, nuances, intangibles, that go beyond simple speed and dynamics that can change even if the notes and note values do not (but as an accompanist providing support to a soloist or ensemble, you should even have that latitude). Without these little changes, there is no more expression. Go watch a sewing machine at work.

      Ok, I might be sounding vague.

      I'll just leave you with just one word describing a control that I'd like to see a player piano adjust on the fly which an accompanist needs at their disposal:

      articulation

      Heck, here's another one:

      tone

      Don't get tone and dynamics confused, because even though they are related, they are not the same. A piano can produce many different tone qualities by how a key is approached. Some words that come to mind to describe these qualities are: mellow, bright, heavy, delicate.

      I could go on. But I won't.

    9. Re:Just like by chochos · · Score: 1

      And yet there is no drum machine that will give you the warmth of a real drummer performing.

      Even Reznor used live drummers on his latest album. Drum machines are cool for recording and stuff but they're no substitute for a real drummer. Hell, even Massive Attack uses a drummer for their live performances...

    10. Re:Just like by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      Yeah, even N'Sync uses a live drummer when touring. But the point is that bands like N'Sync (and a lot of other *Hugely* popular bands) don't use real drummers in the studio.

  17. It's not only about the music by Parham · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The music is only part of the fun. Watching the musician entertain is the rest. Interaction between the crowd and the musician is what is good about live music. I mean if I wanted to watch a robot play music, I'd turn on Winamp with a plugin and go crazy with that.

    1. Re:It's not only about the music by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Yep. There have been "player" pianos for well over a century I believe, you feed it rolls of punched paper and it plays music. I guess that hasn't taken root, even in the form of MIDI keyboards that someone mentioned, and those are much more useful.

    2. Re:It's not only about the music by roxtar · · Score: 1

      I don't think that the title of this article needs to be taken that seriously. Neither do I think that the makers of this "robot" intend it to replace musicians. I think it is more of a fun DIY. Just thinking if you combine this one with the drum playing robot you will pretty much have a band.

    3. Re:It's not only about the music by Mr.No · · Score: 1

      Anybody who's felt the chill when listening to the guitar riffs on Confortably numb (Pink Floyd) or Voodoo Child (Jimmy Hendrix) would agree that no machine will ever ever be able to create that emotion.

    4. Re:It's not only about the music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, watching this guy http://www.angelo.com/bio_2005.html play is much more fun than watching a washing machine strapped to a guitar.

      -a

    5. Re:It's not only about the music by assaultriflesforfree · · Score: 1

      I agree. And, as another poster indicated, you also miss the more subtle aspects of the music. If you listen to the sound clips on the site, they don't sound much different from midi played through a decent sound card. They definitely don't sound like an .mp3 recording of a decent guitarist.

      A large part of it involves attack--rhytm sections will play a bit ahead of the rest of the band, a piano player will strike notes with his or her left hand a bit earlier than with the right, because low notes take a bit longer to resonate than high notes. With midi, everything is triggered at the same time, and you can hear it. On guitar, the strumming motion makes up for quite a bit. Implementing down and up stroke motions might be a good next step for this project.

      Further ahead, I'd really like to see a robot that's able to play by ear... err... microphone. You play it a tune, and it mimics it perfectly. Such a project would be a great synthesis of computer science, physics, and mathematics.

    6. Re:It's not only about the music by Sgt+Pinback · · Score: 1
      Anybody who's felt the chill when listening to the guitar riffs on Confortably numb (Pink Floyd) or Voodoo Child (Jimmy Hendrix) would agree that no machine will ever ever be able to create that emotion.

      My CD player is quite capable of creating that emotion. Yours too, apparently.
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    7. Re:It's not only about the music by jimi+the+hippie · · Score: 1

      Your CD players isn't creating the emotion. Roger Waters and Jimi Hendrix created the emotion, your CD player is merely playing the music that they created.

    8. Re:It's not only about the music by Kojiro+Ganryu+Sasaki · · Score: 1

      "I agree. And, as another poster indicated, you also miss the more subtle aspects of the music. If you listen to the sound clips on the site, they don't sound much different from midi played through a decent sound card"

      Far better than a "decent sound card". However, as most musicians know, it's not only about sample quality. It's also about timing. If the timing is too perfect, it sounds programmed. The samples on the site sound all very VERY programmed.

    9. Re:It's not only about the music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Watching the musician entertain is the rest."

      I don't know. American Idol seems to do pretty well with canned accompaniment. Of course, that idiot Englishman is pretty entertaining, too.

  18. smells like hackaday... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An interesting project, but as far as the music goes it still cant shred thru a wicked solo, perform bends and slides, crunching palm mutes or a wide range of other techniques that make the guitar so versitle.

    1. Re:smells like hackaday... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Not yet but that's just an engineering problem, someday soon it will be able to do all that - then what ?

  19. Men's days are numbered... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a fingering mechanism with an array of 23 fingertips...

    Men are officially obsolete.

  20. where did they get the fingertips from? by hobotron · · Score: 5, Funny


    I suppose they ordered 23 cups of Wendy's Chili?

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    1. Re:where did they get the fingertips from? by bobbyw · · Score: 2, Funny

      I live right near that Wendy's, they gave out free frosties all day one day, I went there about ten times and I'm still shitting fingers.

    2. Re:where did they get the fingertips from? by linzeal · · Score: 1

      23.

    3. Re:where did they get the fingertips from? by Captain+Scurvy · · Score: 1

      You know, I never believed the "official" story about the finger in the chili. I think the meat grinder just sort of choked and no one caught the mishap. Wendy's beef is people.

  21. 6+23 = 29 "fingers"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Banjo-playing cousin-slash-brother Cleetus only has 12!

    1. Re:6+23 = 29 "fingers"... by DanielBisping · · Score: 1

      that's the funniest thing i've read on here

  22. Is it "perfect"? by Ghoser777 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Have you ever listened to synthesized music and cringed a little because it was too perfect? I always have that feeling with synthesized trumpets, french horns, etc. I like the variation that "imperfect" humans add to the music. If the robot is always perfectly in time and can't improvise, it won't be replacing good guitarists anytime soon.

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    1. Re:Is it "perfect"? by oneiron · · Score: 1

      The headline was a joke.

      I'm sorry. It had to be said.

    2. Re:Is it "perfect"? by wing03 · · Score: 1

      If the robot is always perfectly in time and can't improvise, it won't be replacing good guitarists anytime soon.

      Totally agreed.

      Did anyone notice the pluck sounds pretty much the same?

      I have a guitar and know a few things but not enough to call myself an expert. The thing I find is that depending on how your hand or fingers attack the string, the sound is different.

      From the downloads, I don't get the impression that Crazy J has got it right.....

    3. Re:Is it "perfect"? by HishamMuhammad · · Score: 1

      That "imperfection", the tiny variations humans add to music, is in fact a very important element in music and can be measured by quantization.

      Quantization takes a recording of a performance (typically, in MIDI format) and does the musical equivalent of "snap to grid" in graphics programs: it moves the slightly off-time notes so that they match the rhythm count precisely.

      For most types of music, quantization makes the sound too mechanical, without "life". Actually, there are also programs that do the opposite -- take a music score (where all notes are written "perfectly") and add micro variations to the time, so that it feels "more human". That doesn't fully work, however, because humans tend to do their variations in very subtle -- and very personal! -- patterns.

      To add to the complexity, those variations take place in a number of different "degrees of freedom" which a computer has a hard time reproducing (for a guitarist, for example, beyond time variation, you have the angle of the guitar pick, the strength of plucking, left-hand vibrato, right-hand muffling of the strings, etc, etc). The sum of all these little things is what makes a musician's particular style of playing, which is reflected even when he/she's reading a song note by note from a book.

    4. Re:Is it "perfect"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PERFECT? HA! I wouldn't even let this thing play backup for me..

  23. No, no, no! by rocjoe71 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...Fer fucks sake, just don't teach it goddamn "Stairway to Heaven"... anyone who's spent 10 minutes in a any guitar store on a busy street knows what I'm talking about.

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    1. Re:No, no, no! by Mr.Progressive · · Score: 5, Funny

      No Stairway! Denied!

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    2. Re:No, no, no! by rogue555 · · Score: 5, Informative

      I've taken the class. Yes, yes it does. It plays any MIDI file with a guitar part to it. It also plays "Layla" and flight of the bumblebee. What is really amazing is that it was put together in a quarter by three students.

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    3. Re:No, no, no! by ditto999999999999999 · · Score: 1

      Weird, I haven't heard Stairway in a guitar shop for probably 10 years. I think the real reason why it's not so common anymore is not because of the taboo, but because lots of guitar players suck these days. ;)

      When I was younger I would polish the shit out of lick just for the guitar shop (Yngwie's Trilogy Suite op. 5 was my favorite). I haven't bought a new guitar in 3 or 4 years, so it has been a while since I've played in a store.

      Ditto

    4. Re:No, no, no! by Klebz · · Score: 1

      First machine I hear wheeled into a guitar shop and playing the "may I help you" riff im going apeshit!

    5. Re:No, no, no! by big+ben+bullet · · Score: 1

      like wayne (wayne's world) could play it in the guitar shop... NOT

      party on! excellent!

    6. Re:No, no, no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "put together in a quarter"

      gatech has been on semester system for ages...
      me, i smoked a mess of reefer there, way back when it was allowed in campus buildings. hell, now you can't even have a beer in lab, the reactor and explosives shed are gone, wreck parade entrants get a safety inspection and they even have, oh god how the world has changed, a 'retention specialist'.

      Back when i was at Tech they had a couple of dozen 'SHAFT specialists' and if you couldn't pass drownproofing class you couldn't graduate no matter how fucking brilliant you were.

      So much for building self confidence and teaching people that in the real world there are always folks out to fuck with you, no matter who you are or what you can do.

      Ma Tech's in a nursing home drooling, the shaft is rusting away in a scrap heap, GP Burdell hides out at WREK, and instead of playing with stuff that can kill you, the 'engineers' are working with lego(tm) blocks and lincoln logs.

      scuse me while i go kick some stupid fuck employees ass for spilling coffee on the controller panel...

    7. Re:No, no, no! by grungefade · · Score: 0

      did you ever notice that wayne dosent even play the first notes of stairway to heaven? If i remember right, i think i remember hearing they werent allowed to for copyright reasons.

    8. Re:No, no, no! by Mr.Progressive · · Score: 1

      yeah, check it out (fourth one down)

      If this isn't an argument for copyright reform, I don't know what is.

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  24. still no by michaelbuddy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wouldn't it be more useful to create robots that perform automation on things that humans don't actually like doing. Why are they even creating this when there are tons of jobs, like trimming the overgrowth in my backyard for example, that I would love a robot / computer to do for me, so i could spend time practicing the guitar on my own.

    And In other news, still no cure for cancer.

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    1. Re:still no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are quite mistaken. there is no universal cure for cancer. however, there are specific cures for cancer.

    2. Re:still no by glwtta · · Score: 1
      And In other news, still no cure for cancer.

      I am not sure how the guys with the guitar robot have any relation to the lack of cancer cures... of course here I am, reading /. instead of working on our microarray expression database like I am supposed to be doing, so I guess you have a point...

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    3. Re:still no by mbodalski · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, we need more 6 foot, shear wielding autonomous robots... that's exactly what we need.

    4. Re:still no by bobscealy · · Score: 1

      I think it is important to note that this was a class project, I doubt the students saw guitar playing as an area that desperately needed automating.

    5. Re:still no by terriblecertainty · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mowing? Why didn't you say so:

      http://www.friendlyrobotics.com/NewSite/robomow.ht m

      A friend actually has one. Part of his loyal robot army.

    6. Re:still no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and that's our arrogant collectivist rambling for the day. To hell with individuals doing things that make them happy, "we" have priorities!

    7. Re:still no by Disavian · · Score: 1

      They're Mechanical Engineers, you insenstive clod! They might not even know about cancer.

    8. Re:still no by svallarian · · Score: 1

      We already have those:
      1) Washer
      2) Dryer
      3) Dishwasher

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    9. Re:still no by Locke2005 · · Score: 1
      Wouldn't it be more useful to create robots that perform automation on things that humans don't actually like doing.

      Didn't I see this same comment on the article about the robot arm designed to do breast exams?

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  25. suddenly reminded of a song by rush by rev_g33k_101 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    THE SPIRIT OF RADIO

    "All this machinery
    Making modern music
    Can still be open-hearted
    Not so coldly charted
    It's really just a question
    Of your honesty"

    http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/rush/120011.html

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  26. We've had mechanical piano players for a century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but that hasn't meant the end of human pianists

  27. Can it play linuxsuite?? by Roger+Houston · · Score: 1

    Or Stairway?

  28. Uhm...yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, it sounds so life-like. Not like a robot playing a guitar. Sorry, but it's pretty hard to program emotion into a robot.

    Or at least until we learn how to do that.

  29. it also has 6 dildos mounted to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so it can handle all the groupie sluts.

    1. Re:it also has 6 dildos mounted to it by 0b501373 · · Score: 1

      Plus the bong/joint holder and the occasional "your stole my riff" remark.

  30. WTF by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

    Is it anti musicians day on Slashdot?

    First all they do is rehash the old crap and now we're replacing them with robots? Next they'll find a cheaper way to replace admins and you'll all be out of a job!

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    1. Re:WTF by Panoramix · · Score: 1
      Is it anti musicians day on Slashdot?

      Dude, the "numbered days" remark was a joke.

      I think this guitar playing thing is pretty cool, actually, even if it's music is indeed much worse than what a human player can do. The fact that it was built by some kids in a couple of months, and the fact that it actually works, are quite impressive by themselves.

      First all they do is rehash the old crap and now we're replacing them with robots? Next they'll find a cheaper way to replace admins and you'll all be out of a job!

      That's the idea, yes. And it probably will happen.

      In the years I've been working with computers, I've seen many attempts to replace sysadmins, and even programmers, with software. To this day I know of no technology that can actually do that, but I'm not counting on this kind of job security. In fact, I'm almost sure that some day a computer will be able to do my job, probably better than I could ever do it. And my job demands quite a bit of creativity, mind you, I'm not a VB-coding monkey (no offense to any VB-coding monkeys around).

      In fact, I think I'll see this happen---sometimes I think this will be the reason I'll retire. Which makes me a bit sad, because, hanging out my wife and daughter aside, there's nothing I like more than programming. But I've learned to accept it.

      I was a bit surprised to see just how defensive this article got you musicians. I mean no disrespect to you, I know for a fact that a human artist can imbue in music subtleties far beyond my capability of perception (I'm a programmer, not a musician, even if I can play some things on a guitar). But I think you should get used to the idea of machines that can actually do precisely that, that can be as creative as humans. Which is the only reason synthetic music sounds "wrong" today---pure technique is something that a computer can match and surpass humans quite easily.

      Creativity so far is a domain exclusive to humans, but I see no reason why this must be so, besides the fact that no computer has been able to emulate human thinking with sufficient accuracy. This, however, will probably change, and I think it will change rather soon.

  31. Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just another technological elitist thing. You can't do everything with computers, just so you know.

  32. Eric Clapton it ain't by bobalu · · Score: 1

    nothing to see here folks, move along....

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  33. This will be news when by cecil36 · · Score: 1

    Georgia Tech takes Crazy J to Athens (Georgia, not Greece) and watches it get wizzed on by Uga VI. Now that would be a darn good dawg.

    1. Re:This will be news when by Hungus · · Score: 1

      For those who don'tknow Uga VI is the current live mascot of the University of Georgia (Georgia Techs kinda cross state rivals) I am just glad GT doesn't have a live mascot .. what is the lifespan of a Yellowjacket anyways?

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  34. No robot will EVER be able to play guitar by A.T.+Hun · · Score: 2, Funny

    . . . as poorly as I do.

  35. fear not..... by yagu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Never underestimate the human ear and its ability to pick (pun intended) the poser. I've heard of the obsolescence by technology of so many things musical that never really got there.

    One I fondly remember was a report on the CBS Evening News, granted, it was a long time ago, but the point is valid today... They played a video clip of an orchestra playing Beethoven's Ninth Symphony and asked, "What's wrong with this picture?". I remember thinking, aside from the really crappy quality of sound, hard to say. Their punchline? The music was from a synthesizer, NOT the orchestra (yawn).

    This experience (for me at least) is not unique. I had to toss my "white noise" generator I used to help sleep at night... over a period of time my ears picked up the "random" pattern and it actually became an irritant, not a mask of other ambient noise.

    I also own a Yamaha high-end keyboard (full 88 key, acceleration keys, 128 voice polyphonic), and it's main piano "voice" was digitally sampled from a Steinway. It sounds wonderful, but I could pick the Yamaha out of a bunch of real pianos from a mile away. The pitch was always too perfect, the decay was always to predictable, etc.

    Have you ever listened to a musical recording and found the laid down "generated rhythm" track so perfect it was annoying? I have.

    Technology can do some interesting things in music, none of them human. If technology is used create an instrument played by a human, that's one thing... Technology to play an instrument is quite another, and in my opinion will never approach the real thing. If you've listened a lot to classical, it's pretty easy to pick out Stern, or Perlman as the violinist on the same piece. Likewise it's pretty easy to recognize Vladimir on piano.

    1. Re:fear not..... by tmortn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes but that just brings up the next likely step for music automation and that is fuzzing the edges a bit. For example instead of sampling the stienway for a single tone to use for that note across a dynamic range how about you sample thousands of strokes and sample another layer or two to reproduce a more valid range. Also allow for a tune drift function that allows the individual values to float withen a range of acceptable values.

      In effect you try to create something similar to brownian motion to the tone quality and musical execution. IE instead of set values/lengths of tones rigidly adhered to and perfection of timing you create a set of varibles that execute randomly across an acceptable range forming a HUGE range of possible combinations.

      It still won't replace live musicians but it would likely go a long way to eliminating that fake perfection feel synthesized music always has.

      in refference to this particular invention I found the decision to go with plucking to be an odd decision. It seems to me some kind of back and forth mechanisim utilizing an actual guitar pick would have resulted in a sound much more equivalent with something a live player would produce. Instead they wound up with what amounts to a 6 string harpsichord. A neat technical problem for applied engineering education though.

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    2. Re:fear not..... by Alioth · · Score: 1

      I must get my old upright piano tuned.

      Anyway, I have a Roland A90. Superb keyboard, hammer action, the works. Sounds fabulous. Loads of different piano sounds.

      I don't know what it is, but given a real piano...it somehow seems better than synthesized sound and hammer action, even if it is an upright that you saved from being thrown out and got for free.

    3. Re:fear not..... by FEEBLE*BMX · · Score: 1

      There are already a ton of instruments that use modelling to create a variety of different sounds on the fly instead of using samples. It's a pretty interesting technology. Sort of like 3D modelling in gaming graphics except for audio. Taking into account how the sound interacts with various surfaces and that kind of thing.

    4. Re:fear not..... by awol · · Score: 1

      I guess the sound of all that grass growing must drive you nuts

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    5. Re:fear not..... by eddieboston · · Score: 1
      Yes, but it's not about random variations. The whole idea behind a musician having a unique "style" is the subtle variations that can be added in response to the songs message, or the musician's interpretation. I can tell a B.B. King solo in the first three notes. Same with Stevie Ray Vaughan.

      And no, this cannot be done programatically. The tone, timbre, pitch, timing, attack, decay, and volume of each note is dependent on what the musician is feeling at that particular moment. There is no way to program the feeling of a song. Yes, you can try to duplicate one particular artist's interpretation of a song, but good luck trying to apply this technique to a different song, with a subtly different feel.

      Furthermore, one of the best things about live performance is the interaction between the musician and the crowd. There is nothing like the electricity in the air that is felt in the crowd as a master guitarist holds that bend... holds it... holds it... and BAM! transitions into a blistering solo, bringing the crowd to its feet.

      Show me a synthesizer that can do that.

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    6. Re:fear not..... by gribbly · · Score: 1

      "And no, this cannot be done programatically"

      Why not? Because it's "dependent on what the musician is feeling"? Please - that's mysticism. While I understand you in a general sense, I don't think you should be so quick to declare that it can't be done. A limited context like improvising on an instrument is actually a pretty fertile area for AI research, and there's no obvious barrier that I can see to making very sophisticated and subtle systems that play with - yes - feeling.

      And, FWIW, I'm a "real" musician of almost 20 years experience. I play the guitar.

      Finally, in principle there's no reason a system can't be made that can communicate with a crowd, and use its responses as an input to its improvisations (just like that "master guitarist" is doing).

      grib.

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    7. Re:fear not..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe you are referring to the Yamaha p-250 which is a wonderful instrument. I agree with you that no one will ever mistake it for the real thing (although its the best I've come across yet). What is interesting to me is that when I compose a piece and play it on this instrument it sounds musical. When I let the sequencer play the piece back (on the same instrument) it never sounds musical. It has been noted for a very long time that the music on the page is only an approximation of the composer's intent. The rythims are approximate at best, the indications on how to play a given note are imprecise (what's the difference between mf, f, ff, fff anyway? Do 2 violinists pluck the strings on something marked pizz. the same exact way?). Eighth notes in jazz are indicated as even but are not played evenly or even as dotted eighth/16th notes. Not to mention the minute pauses between sections, etc.

    8. Re:fear not..... by eddieboston · · Score: 1

      Of course it's dependent on what the musician is feeling. Just as you can tell a person's emotions from their voice, even if they are trying to disguise them, a guitarist shows his emotions through his playing, whether he wants to or not. Improvising on an instrument is far from being a limited context. There are infinite variations in the way a single note can be played, and infinite ways they can be combined. Compare SRV's version of Little Wing to Hendrix's, if you don't believe me. Sure you can simulate a range of variations, and even use some heuristics to determine what kind of mood a particular section of music should try for, but if we can't even get a telephone menu system to be user-friendly, I highly doubt we can simulate the style of a great musician.

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    9. Re:fear not..... by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      Kurzweil K2600XS. You've never been to a live Dream Theater concert and seen Jordan doing his solo...

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    10. Re:fear not..... by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      Physical modeling is supposed to be the next big "holy grail" of sound synthesis in reproducing all the nuances of a real instrument, but just like high-end 3D modeling, it takes a lot of processing power to do it in real-time and still isn't cost-effective to put into a marketable product. The Promega series of digital pianos are supposed to use a bit of physical modeling and are said to sound great, but for a sound as complicated as a piano tone, physical modeling is still quite a ways off.

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    11. Re:fear not..... by tmortn · · Score: 1

      Well its not like they go out of the way to make telephone systems friendly. Statefull call systems that utilized caller ID information to maintain state for a user and enable customization of menu options would go a long way in that direction. Think Browser interface that allows you to create macros/bookmarks.

      As for feeling... there is a certain element of what a musician does that you will not replicate without managing to create a process capable of passing a turing test in a musical context. However, while there are indeed an infinite number of ways they can be combined it is more like the infinity of points between 0-1, not 0 to infinity. IE music places some pretty severe bounds on what you can do next and remain in context of the current piece.

      So, I doubt such methods would manage to provide creativity. On the otherhand you could digitially sample all known recordings of a song by ANY artist that has played it if you could create a more general parsing routine with some heuristics for combining different methods. IE Power Electric with Soft Acoustic interpretation likely not a good mix withen a single song, but are quite possible for two differnt performances depending on setting. Classic example of that, Clapton Playing Layla.

      Now the kicker that with what I was suggesting your not trying to create a system that can be creative on its own. You are creating one that cannot be immediately placed as 'automated' and you can steal from hundreds of thousands of samples of real creativity. Quite possible thousands of directly related samples of the song in question. IE think an IPOD full of renditions of a particular song classed acording to beat patterns/ speeds, style etc. Then dial in the kind of performance you want with a reactive process to a single live player... So a random nature that varies the performance with a random seed in whatever you choose as the 'lead' element.

      Again this is not a replacement for musicians. It is just an aide.

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  36. More chords than your average pop band by IntricateEnigma · · Score: 1

    Wow, with 29 notes I bet it can play a few more chords than the 3 or 4 chords most of the bands out there only know.

    1. Re:More chords than your average pop band by Sporkus · · Score: 1

      You might even say that only 12 notes are needed to form any chord you'll ever hear on popular radio.

  37. Late to the game by Bastian · · Score: 1

    This guy is way ahead of them. He's had a guitar-playing robot in his band for years.

    1. Re:Late to the game by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      And didn't Chuck E. Cheese have a guitar player in their animatronic band for years?

      Who knows, maybe some of those Disney presidents play some mean licks together after everyone (including the Disney Abductees) have gone home for the night...

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    2. Re:Late to the game by Bastian · · Score: 1

      Those two-bit Milli Vanilli animatronic weenies didn't play their own instruments.

    3. Re:Late to the game by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      Animusic.com. Great animation, fun music, and the robots ARE the band!

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  38. Similar.. by mpeg4codec · · Score: 1

    Not quite as versatile, but making up for that with geek factor is:

    Ukulele Mindstorms Robot

    It only plays reggae since reggae usually uses only a few, simple chords, but it is still way cool. They even made it remote controllable. And of course, all the source is on their site.

  39. I'm not scared. by SocialEngineer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The technology isn't there to match the dynamics in picking techniques and subtle stylistic interpretations.

    For instance, some swing-beat pieces (in jazz band music, not just guitar music) require a little more sluggishness in the eights, to really capture the groove.

    As well, there aren't effective improv algorithms yet for these mechanical beasts :)

    Oh sure, its possible to program future machines to match interpretations to exact specifications, but the nuances required to program that are unfathomable when it comes to instruments such as guitars - There are so many dynamic elements to it that it just isn't feasible. Besides, people like watching guitarists as much as they like listening to them.. Thats part of why people prefer live shows to CDs - Nothing is like watching the emotive expressions of a guitar duo while they shred in harmony, knees on the ground, eyes at the sky.

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    1. Re:I'm not scared. by CreateWindowEx · · Score: 1
      Even in basic rock and roll there's a lot of subtleties in timing that people don't even notice that they're doing, but affect the feel quite a bit. However, that's something that can be solved by better "content" for this machine. After listening to the mp3 clips, I think this machine is suffering an even more basic limitation in that it doesn't seem like they have any control of damping, and possibly no modulation of picking strength, so it didn't even sound like a guitar at all, more like a robotic harpsichord with broken dampers (the strings would ring on and made some of the songs sound almost cacophonic).

      I wonder if they could improve their sound using the existing hardware but using more clever programming and/or specially-authored files (instead of what sounds like quantized MIDI files played through a pretty naive mapping of notes to strings)--for instance, they might be able to fake out left-hand damping say in response to midi key-off messages by modulating the "finger" solenoids with PWM to release the pressure a little bit to "kill" the note at least for the fretted notes, and while they probably couldn't do pull-offs, they should definitely be able to do "hammer-ons" instead of picking the string for every note.

      One thing's for certain, that thing could probably play some pretty crazy chord-shapes with its 20-something fingertips. I wonder if there have been any guitarists with extra fingers on their left hand that could play a full C7-shape barre chord or some other impossible thing.

    2. Re:I'm not scared. by not-enough-info · · Score: 1
      The technology isn't there to match the dynamics in picking techniques and subtle stylistic interpretations.

      Maybe not today, but at this point it is almost inevitable that there will be machines that can out pick Clapton within our lifetime. Just ask Michael Adams.

      Maybe we'll see Sharon Apple within our lifetimes too. Just because it can't be done today, doesn't mean it can't be done.
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    3. Re:I'm not scared. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the risk of being ruled "off topic", I just wanted to comment on my attempt at doing the opposite - converting guitar music to MIDI - as opposed to converting MIDI to guitar music. Now, why would anyone want to take a nice piece of guitar music and convert it to awful MIDI music? MIDI conversion was not the point. The point was to develop software that could detect the musical notes and chords played on a guitar and transcribe them to musical notation. Playing the output of my software as MIDI was a great device to hear how well my software had analysed the guitar music.

      I will try to be brief as possible here. My hope is that I will gets comments from \. readers who have tried this.

      What I did was begin with a nice recording of a classical piece played by a noted classical musician. I experimented with passing the audio data through various FFTs to identify the frequencies present from moment to moment. I found that of course any given note or chord produced innumerable harmonics, and developed algorithms to filter the output and attempt to determine which note or chord was being played at the moment.

      After a couple of months experimenting, and some successes on some musical passges, I came to the conclusion that the task was almost impossible for many other musical passages. The problem is that striking a note on a guitar can produce so many unexpected harmonics, that vary as the note progresses, that I could not determine the fundamental with any certainty. Now I am providing little detail here, but anyone who has tried this or has special knowledge about the challenges involved will understand. In the end I decided that my software could be useful even if it only worked poorly. I developed software to disply the harmonic patterns as the music played, colour coding the notes displayed as to my software's best guess. The user could then click on each note and the MIDI equivalent would sound, and thereby he could determine the exact notes by ear. I imagined that this could at least evolve into a software assitant to help the user transcibe his music into notational form. However, in the end I abandoned the project. It wasn't good enough to be really useful. I need to go back to it, because there is one big mistake I made during the entire experiment. I had been using an mp3 as the musical source to analyse, and did not have the original recording as a .wav Perhaps my problem was that the perceptual encoding destroyed important information that would have allowed my software to work better.

  40. Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This may be even more of a threat to my career than the animatronic musicians at Chuck E. Cheese.

  41. Re:hmmm? (mod parent UP) by kjamez · · Score: 1

    mod parent up ... any reference to captured by robots deserves all of +1 insightful, +1 funny, and +1 informative ...

    had the pleasure of seeing him and his robotic couterparts here in east tennessee many times, and is always a pleasure. and with 36 comments on this thread, i thought *I* was the origional one with the thought to come in an provide the link. it's well worth the $3 admission to the dives they play ...

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  42. Your vocabulary word for today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is 'octave'.

    1. Re:Your vocabulary word for today by MrByte420 · · Score: 1

      Well, a A# is an A# regardless of the octave. Maybe 13 if you count stevie wonder's key of life.

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    2. Re:Your vocabulary word for today by MrByte420 · · Score: 1

      Oh, and back in the day they had an 'H' note - Bach used to use it to spell his name.

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    3. Re:Your vocabulary word for today by e9th · · Score: 1
      Bach used to use it to spell his name.
      I think he would have used 'H' to spell his name even if it wasn't a note ;)

      In today's notation, it's Bb-A-C-B[natural].

  43. Didn't You Go To Expo 88 in Brisbane, Australia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    The Japanese pavillion had a guitar playing robot there, played more notes than the example you've given, and had a huge selection of songs to play.

    This news is almost two decades old, and this is supposed to be a technology forum. *embaressed to be here*

  44. I bet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That since it's a robot, it can only play POWER CHORDS!!!

    HAR DEE HAR HAR!!!

  45. Fretting noises by cyber_rigger · · Score: 1



    Part of the guitar "experience" is the subtleties of human fingering like noises of sliding up and down the strings etc.

    1. Re:Fretting noises by mbrewthx · · Score: 1

      That's exactly why the Robotic breast examiner won't catch on.

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    2. Re:Fretting noises by RichardX · · Score: 1

      LOL
      Para-sigged.

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  46. Yeah, but can it do this kind of stuff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Conlon Nancarrow created rather crazy player piano compositions which sounded like several fighting performers at once. Have a listen - Study No. 3a for Player Piano http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=2690&starttime =00:27:39 The sound clips for the CrazyJ weren't too bad, but I don't think it's up to doing Eddie Van Halen's "Eruption" or Leo Kottke or Manitas de Plata.... Oh well...

  47. Remember Vacuum Tubes? by bbzzdd · · Score: 1

    Any guitarist worth their salt prefers a good ole tube amp over solid state. You really think they're going to let robot come to the party?

    1. Re:Remember Vacuum Tubes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about half tube, half solid state? According to the late, great John Cippolina, "I like the rapid punch of solid-state for the bottom, and the rodent-gnawing distortion of the tubes on top,"

      http://www.johncipollina.com/rock.html

    2. Re:Remember Vacuum Tubes? by grolschie · · Score: 1

      Hybrid tube/SS amps suck. Really. They still can't compare to a class A tube amp - CRANKED!!! If you are gonna to the solid-state route, you might as well go whole hog fully SS and get a Tech 21 Trademark 60. Still no comparison, but better sounding than a tube/SS hybrid.

    3. Re:Remember Vacuum Tubes? by bonehead · · Score: 1

      That's the big problem with tube amps, in order to sound good, they need to be LOUD. Great for concerts, but I'd never have one as my only amp.

      I know at 3am my neighbors appreciate the output of my GT-6 being fed into headphones.

    4. Re:Remember Vacuum Tubes? by grolschie · · Score: 1

      That's why you can buy a powersoak/hotplate, etc to go between your amp and speaker, or buy a 1 watt (yes a 1 watt) tube amp so you can crank it without waking someone in the next room. :-)

  48. Impressive but... by ajaf · · Score: 1

    .. no bends, hammers, pull-off, vibrate?
    and no "feeling"

    if you play the same music with your midi player, it'll sound exactly the same

    it's a nice robot, but maybe a waste of time?

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  49. Only 1/2 a guitar player really by Centurix · · Score: 1

    They'll have to attach some kind of face to the device to finish it off, otherwise there's no way of giving good face to that Hendrix riff.

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  50. I don't think so by AtariKee · · Score: 1

    There's a certain feel to every guitarist worth their salt. Every player has a certain way that they "attack" the instrument, and the way a person presses on the strings, bends notes, cranks on the neck, picks the notes, hammers and pulls off of strings, slides up and down the neck, etc.- all of these affect the feel of the playing. I don't think a robot would EVER be able to synthesize such feel. Take Stevie Ray Vaughn, for instance. I was fortunate to see him play when he was still alive. See him play three notes of a solo, look up, and then let out a yowl of attack before plunging into the rest of the solo, sent chills down my spine. I don't think Threepeo with a strat could EVER have that effect.

    Perhaps the "typical" pop music listener, into such parts of the song as the vocals and the beat, might not care about such things (and believe me, I'm not trying to pass any judgement on musical tastes here), and it might be in this area that a geetar-pickin' robot might work well. But to someone who can listen to a song and grasp the feel of each part of it, there is no substitute for the real thing.

    Disclaimer: if I sound like some kind of elitist musical snob, it is not my intention at all. Sorry.

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  51. what we guitar geeks would like to know is... by yanyan · · Score: 1

    does it run Linux?

  52. Re: move Mt Fuji by lheal · · Score: 0

    That was really funny.

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  53. Re:hmmm? (mod parent UP!) by friek · · Score: 0

    The horn section JBOT recently introduced almost destroyed my ears. Poor JBOT - I, for one, would not like to have to sing before crappy drunk crowds with my own intestines in hand!

    - he who will never gain any positive mod points.

  54. Indian Guitarists? by skingers6894 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This reminds me of the "programmer's days are numbered" stories - turns out they just got outsourced to India...

    1. Re:Indian Guitarists? by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      Dude, that's so 1994. :-)

    2. Re:Indian Guitarists? by TotalReflection · · Score: 1

      I am an Indian guitarist , you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:Indian Guitarists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i thought the era of the dickheads is over..

      i was wrong.. they reside in the USA

    4. Re:Indian Guitarists? by skingers6894 · · Score: 1

      "i thought the era of the dickheads is over..

      i was wrong.. they reside in the USA"

      Geez man it was a joke.

      I'm sure Indians make great guitarists or programmers or whatever they wish to set their minds to...

  55. Where were you 20 years ago? by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I like the variation that "imperfect" humans add to the music.

    I wish *you* had been my band teacher in 7th grade. :)

    1. Re:Where were you 20 years ago? by adamjaskie · · Score: 1

      When you are just learning an instrument, you should learn to play it "perfectly" and mechanically, before you add in artistic expression. You have to get the technique down first. Once you have that, the expression follows. If you can't play the notes in the first place, nobody cares if you can play with all the feeling in the world. It still won't sound good. Likewise, if you can play all of the notes, but you sound like a robot with no feeling, nobody will want to listen to you. But who really gives a shit about that in 7th grade band? You are there to learn how to play an instrument, not give memorable performances.

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  56. Reminds me of an old fashioned player piano by wing03 · · Score: 1

    All the notes are played with the same emphasis.

    Layla and First Noel by Crazy J especially since I've heard them played live by musiciain friends who actually make them sound good.

    PLAYER PIANOS AND CRAZY J PLAY JUST LIKE ME WRITING MY POST IN ALL CAPS. DULL AND MONOTONOUS.

  57. Congratulations, you've won by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the "don't have a clue, but still tried to correct someone" award for today. Go to your nearest piano keyboard and count the white and black keys in your precious 'octave.'

    1. Re:Congratulations, you've won by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck off assnugget. There is more than one octave on a guitar.

  58. Sure, it's nifty by sinsofthedove · · Score: 1

    But aside from the coolness value of the project, what's the purpose of a guitar played by a machine? A boring flat robotic "musician" has no role to play in live concert-type music, orchestras are union-controlled a lot of the time, and as someone mentioned above we already have midi keyboards. As far as I can see, the only arena that this particular gadget will be useful in will be creating clean "previews", or samples like the one on the website, until a real guitarist can be found to add some soul.

  59. 29 Musical Notes! by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats 26 more than our greatest punk bands ... the human race is doomed!

  60. Slashdotting aside... by going_the_2Rpi_way · · Score: 1

    I wonder how long till the RIAA (or equivalent) sends that site a 'cease and desist' letter?

  61. Already been done... by Kevin+Burtch · · Score: 1


    http://www.animusic.com/ ;)
    (it's actually quite impressive)

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  62. 100yrs in the making... by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    The first player piano was made in 1895: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Player_piano

    Big Bertha never replaced entire bands http://www.bandorganmusic.com/machines/mbigbertha. htm which had 369 pipes, a bass drum, a snare drum, two bells, tympani, double castanets, cymbals, a triangle, and a set of 18 bells. The very ingenious snare drum action stems back to the great Leonardo Da Vinci who designed this type of arrangement. The triangle perforations now activate the two comely bell-ringers. The Director, Big Bertha, is in time with the bass drum. The piccolos now play intermittently with the trumpets. When the piccolos are playing, the bell-ringers play in unison with the bass drum.

    And this was without computers... just a role of paper with holes in it and pullys, springs and levers...

  63. Specific cures by friek · · Score: 0

    Perhaps this could be the cure for coldplay!

  64. What about guitarbot by the+real+manta · · Score: 1

    I think this other robot was a previous /. article

  65. HC11? by TheStonepedo · · Score: 0

    Georgia Tech ME is obsessed with HC11 evaluation boards.
    What is their #1 reason to come to Grad school?
    The potential to use the same old equipment as used in undergrad intoductory lab sections, of course!

    If, among other benefits such as substantial paychecks, private industries have better microcontrollers with non-BASIC11 interfaces then the BSME->Industry->MBA track seems much better than BSME->MSME.

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  66. Re:hmmm? (mod parent UP) by hobbesx · · Score: 1
    any reference to captured by robots deserves all of +1 insightful, +1 funny, and +1 informative ...


    Whoa.... just checking some of the sample audio now. Don't forget +72 heavy.

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  67. 23 Solenoids by postsingularity · · Score: 1

    While this is an interesting project the use of an array of solenoids really doesn't make much sense other than as an inexpensive hack for fingering. While a lot could be accomplished using the plucking mechanism, technique-wise the solenoid array is pretty useless. Understandably its a school project but the solenoid array does not seem like much of a challenge compared to developing an actuator to mimic vibrato, bends or even a sliding motion.

  68. (yawn) It's been done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like how the big name universities often duplicate (if unknowingly) existing work, with little or no additional innovation, but are heaped under large piles of praise. No I don't go to Concordia.

    1. Re:(yawn) It's been done by rogue555 · · Score: 1
      Maybe you should check out when the two projects were done.

      The URL of the concordia website is: http://encs.concordia.ca/Quarterly/winter2005/Text /robokeith.htm
      Winter2005

      The GaTech website URL is: http://www.me.gatech.edu/mechatronics_lab/Projects /Fall00/group3/contents.htm
      Fall00

      Now, I don't know for sure when the Concordia project was made, but I do know the GaTech one was made in 2000.

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    2. Re:(yawn) It's been done by daniel_mcl · · Score: 1

      Neither one of those projects was supposed to be a new project; on the contrary, they were homework assignments that the students turned in for their classes. Most engineering colleges have classes that turn out machines like this every single year, and none of them claim to be innovating; it's just to teach students the basics of engineering.

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    3. Re:(yawn) It's been done by wing03 · · Score: 1

      Neither one of those projects was supposed to be a new project; on the contrary, they were homework assignments that the students turned in for their classes. Most engineering colleges have classes that turn out machines like this every single year, and none of them claim to be innovating; it's just to teach students the basics of engineering.

      Me thinks the title of the article about robots replacing musicians soon is what got alot of people worked up. Otherwise, if it were just about an engineering project, I doubt anyone would've thought to comment.

  69. Freebird! by Beatlebum · · Score: 1

    Freebird!

    1. Re:Freebird! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i hate you

  70. Bending strings? by FriedTurkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From what I read it didn't mention that it could bend the strings to certain notes. I think that would be very hard to do because you bend the notes at different strengths to reach certain pitches.

    Also I would like to see that thing do some Van Halen string tapping. I'll be impressed to see it play "Eruption".

    1. Re:Bending strings? by the+original+m0nk · · Score: 1

      maybe each string has it's own resistance to reach certain notes (i've been playing for some 20 years, i'll be damned if i'm going to think about that long enough to figure out if it's true or not) - but that can be figured out easily enough. or if you're convinced that you need more force to bend the the g string up two tones at the second fret than you do at the fourteenth, then imagine your own audio responsive force attenuation control to figure that out.

      and please. any kid playing for a few months, with someone showing him/her how to tap, can easily whip out the tapping section of eruption. you want some impressive tapping? try circles by joe satriani, anything by victor wooten (ok, he plays bass), the peanuts theme song by stu hamm, or any thing from shy boy (either steve vai's original or paul gilberts reinterpretation from mr. bigs live album(s)).

      find me a HUMAN to play all of those. screw the robot.

  71. Santa Cruz beach boardwalk... by agroo · · Score: 1

    There is a machine fairly similar to this inside the "music box" at the Santa Cruz beach boardwalk, but it 'plays' the bass guitar. yawn.

    1. Re:Santa Cruz beach boardwalk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ragtime Automated Music
      Has built and sold player Guitars, Banjos, Bass Guitars, and even Ukuleles.
      http://www.ragtimewest.com/

  72. What's the good word? by TheStonepedo · · Score: 0

    To hell with Georgia!

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  73. a request by stevobi · · Score: 1

    echo freebird
  74. Slashdot dupes - your days are numbered! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah right. Like anyone could ever write a script capable of solving that enormous challenge.

    Guitar playing robot? BFD.

  75. How about.... by BarneyRabble · · Score: 1

    A cigarette on the lip robotic Eddie Van Halen and a bottle of Jack Daniels?

    1. Re:How about.... by hamfactorial · · Score: 0

      Your bot has the optional Slash chip! The Van Halen base model comes default with pink tights and huge hair, with an assortment of three different speaker modules.

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  76. Insensitive Clod! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    an array of 23 fingertips

    I dunno about playing music, but if this robot used /., it would complain about 18 missing poll options.

  77. Moe guitar playing robots by AaronStJ · · Score: 1

    Another guitar playing robot in the GuitarBot. The guitar bot doesn't play an actual guitar, rather there is a seperate robot/string assembly for each string. But it is a neat little gadget, and I believe it's been on slashdot before. Another advantage of the Guitarbot is that is comes with a video clip of it performing.

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  78. Really cool.. but.. by bmajik · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've played guitar as a hobby since 8th grade.. and i'm something of a metal/shred fan.

    This thing addresses the wrong end of the problem.

    I can _play_ reasonably proficiently. I mean, anything most people would listen to i can play without much trouble - technical profiency at guitar _playing_ is not really making anybody money right now. I mean, to a lot of people, metallica is like the end-all-be-all of fast guitar licks and "wild" guitar solos and yet i could play the overwhelming majority of that stuff after a few years of playing while i was in highschoool. There are much much better guitarists out there, who's work i cannot emulate, but honestly, there are very few guys out there where some other guy can't play his stuff perfectly.

    The issue then, is not about the ability to "play", but the ability to create.

    I can play just about any metallica song.. solos and all.

    But i definitely can't write anything like they could. It shames me to admit that i can't even put together an original song as good as a crap band like weezer or radiohead or any of the other stuff that's passed as music in the last 15 years.

    Composition is the real gem here, not technical playing ability. If you want to hear a trillion notes per second, check out the artists on the Shrapnel Records label.. nothing but guitar/keyboard maniacs (which i happen to love, but i admit it gets tiring at times ... i think a few less notes might do a better job now and then)

    One other thing to consider - i haven't seen/heard the thing play, but something you'll hear from older guitarists is that "95% of your tone is in your finger tips, not your equipment". How effective is the robot at things like bends ? If you listen to a player like marty friedman, he really makes effective emotional use of bends that just _sound_ better than what i can do. How does a robot compare ?

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    1. Re:Really cool.. but.. by chad.koehler · · Score: 1

      Am I seriously the only person that read your reply and picked up on the fact that you praised Metallica, while simultaneously calling Weezer and Radiohead "crap bands"? Um, METALLICA?

    2. Re:Really cool.. but.. by soliptic · · Score: 1
      Radiohead are a crap band passing as music!

      What fucking planet are you on!?!?!

      (Disclaimer: it's all opinion, yours is just as valid as mine, etc, etc)

  79. Electric Guitar by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Just like the electric guitar destroyed the acoustic guitar, right?

    Music is expression by one person, to another (or many others). It's a way of sync'ing minds, using fundamental sympathies that transcend other languages. We aren't even aware of most of what we communicate through music, let alone understand it, or are able to articulate. So there's no chance that this machine will replace a musician. It's really just another instrument, played (or composed for) by a human. Like a player piano, or a jukebox. Listen to some dirt-poor West African guitarists, with 40-cent shoebox guitars some time, and realize that it's the humanity that appeals to us, not the instrument. Then listen to American radio for a minute, and know for certain.

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  80. Yes, because we all know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    every headline should be taken at face value. There is no such thing as sarcasm. And your butt stinks (based on statistical probability).

  81. thats not new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw something similar at Expo88 in Brisbane Australia. It was playing a clasical guitar perfectly. I cant remember which exhibit it was at but it was very impressive.

  82. Doh. by TheLink · · Score: 1

    From my limited experience as a keyboardist and watching guitarists do their stuff, it's easier to replace a pianist with a computer than it is to replace a guitarist.

    With most pianists the hammers are the only things that touch the strings directly. And the hammers are controlled by the keys.

    Whereas guitarists get to manipulate the sound producing parts of their instrument more directly AND it is normal/expected of them.

    Basically there's lots of stuff guitarists do with their guitars that goes beyond just statically holding a string down and plucking it. There's sliding down the frets, there's tapping, slapping, strumming, plucking of the strings, there's also stretching the strings. There's so much they do and can do AND it's _normal_ for a decent guitarist to do it.

    So if it wasn't a live performance I wouldn't bother with getting the best pianists (in terms of technique). Computers can make up for bad technique for pianists. Just bang it into MIDI and fix it later. What you need is someone to come up with the music.

    However, for guitars, drums, violinists, lead vocals, it's better to get the real thing.

    Eventually you might have technology and musicians who can recreate and manipulate artificial/simulated vocals - down to the last breathy hiss.

    But you still will need people who know music and sound. And there are lots of people who know a significant part of their music and sound through their subconscious reflexes out of years of practice with their chosen instrument whether it be their voice or a guitar. So they may still need to use an instrument to create music rather than clinically entering data into a computer.

    In fact, to me such devices are just toys.

    What would be interesting would be something that sampled a sound source (e.g. your vocals) and continuously did a "diff" (in frequency+phase domain e.g. FFT+phase) between T and T-1 seconds and applied that "diff" to another sound source and thus alter the sound.

    I'm NOT talking about vocoders. This is subtly but significantly different.

    With a device that does what I'm talking about, if you sing "Aaaa" at a particular pitch and then raise that pitch whilst maintaining the "aaa", and use that to manipulate a violin sound, the violin will still sound like a violin and just rise in pitch. However if you sing "aaaa" at a particular pitch and change it to "ooo" whilst maintaining a pitch, the violin sound will become more "ooo" in nature and remain at the same pitch.

    Whereas a vocoder would make it sound like you are saying Aaa and Ooo with the violin as your vocal chords.

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    1. Re:Doh. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Oops. what I meant by toys are these "robotic" stuff with no real new intelligence or innovation.

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  83. I'm looking forward to... by CaptainPotato · · Score: 1
    ...the first air guitar championship with a robot as an entrant.

    I think it will be some time until Crazy J is able of outplaying the likes of Jimmy Damage, the current Australian air guitar champion...

    --
    I heard that your library burnt down and destroyed your only two books - and one was not even coloured in yet.
  84. Asimov's rules be damned. by hndrcks · · Score: 1

    The robot chases around the room - and tries to choke - anyone who requests 'Stairway to Heaven'.

    --
    Everyone will start to cheer when you put on your sailin' shoes.
  85. Been done before, here's a picture by OverCode@work · · Score: 1

    I took this picture at the AOPA Expo in Long Beach last year:

    http://overcode.yak.net/7.sizes@100_0649.jpg?size1 =L&size=S

    An automatic banjo and guitar. They sounded very good, but obviously somewhat mechanical. The mechanism seems to be very similar to what the Georgia Tech people came up with.

    I don't know why someone brought this to an aircraft show, but it was fun to watch.

    -John

  86. Neither have dildos by b00m3rang · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, you said... nevermind.

  87. Now I can finally play all those Leo Kottke songs! by kc8jhs · · Score: 1

    For real though, as an audio professional. They really need to learn how to attach this thing to a guitar without killing its tone, or learn how to mic a guitar with reasonable success.

    Also, they now have years ahead of them working on listening and anlyzing waveforms and high speed film captures of real guitarists trying to model the subtle nuances that make a good performance. I'm not saying it can't be done, there are ways to get simply amazing piano sounds out of a computer these days. Think GigaSampler and random timing generators.

    I guess its called GigaStudio now

    Really though this will have real potential once they make a guitar that could be played and it's players movements translated into data used to play back another guitar. Then a sound engineer could spend all day preparing mics and trying different guitar amps with the machine playing the guitar instead of a person. This is already a somewhat common practice with Yamaha Disklavier pianos.

    Yamaha Disklavier page

    -Mikey P

  88. The machine pounds out the songs .... by icepick72 · · Score: 1
    The machine is just pounding out the songs. It's too measured. I don't even have a musical ear, but after listening the sound clips it's obvious those songs need to refinement of a human. It's needs to be less perfectly measured.

    I hope not *everything* goes electronic. What a boring world it would end up being -- especially in the music dept.

  89. It can't play blues by BobandMax · · Score: 1

    It can't bend strings, it can't play blues, it's not worth a shit.

    Next!

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    "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
    -- Pablo Picasso
  90. "FREEBIRD!"..."I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that... by Cryofan · · Score: 2, Funny

    HAL!

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    eat shiat and bark at the moon
  91. I've heard it a million times at concerts... by bobbyw · · Score: 1

    FREEBIRD!!! PLAY FREEBIRD!!!

  92. Not quite the same feel by rsd1s1g · · Score: 1
    I have to say that I am impressed with the though prcoesses and programming that went into this. Makes me wish I was in grad school..

    I did listen to some of the audio samples and, although they sound very good, it definately lacks some ofthe feel and expressivness of playing a guitar. One definately does get the impresssion that the strings are being plucked, i.e there is no "strum" mechanism, and when playing a song like Lola, really changes the feel. Of course, I would have much rather heard the instrument play the lead riff to "Layla" rather than just the background chords, but oh well..

    --
    I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
  93. Ha. Ha. Ha. by bersl2 · · Score: 1

    You're not funny. STFU.

    I also like how you can't spell "whizzed" correctly.

  94. L.E.M.U.R. by khellendros1984 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Guitarbot is an earlier robotic guitar, which I read about several years ago. Pretty nifty video...it's basically focused on being able to do everything a regular guitar could, as well as extending possibilities far beyond human capability.

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    It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
  95. Guitarists your Days are Numbered by PigIronBob · · Score: 1

    Mmmm, i saw something like this at the World Expo in Brisbane (Aus) 1988, one of the displays in the Japanese Pavilion. It was computer controlled, but used pneumatics for 'fingers'.

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    You never catch me alive
  96. They invented these like 30 years ago by Ponzu · · Score: 1

    it's called a clavinet

  97. Wrong one. I knew the robot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I know the original robot guitarist... Steve Morse.

    True story: While working for The Dixie Dregs and the Steve Morse Band sometime 1991-92, I did a gig at The Ranch Bowl in Omaha, Nebraska.

    This venue had, as well as an "old-man bar", a rock radio station, a small rock club, and a beach volleyball court, a bowling alley on the premises.

    After the gig was over we (band & crew) were invited to bowl a few games on the house. Sometime around 1:30 AM, Steve Morse (accomplished commercial pilot, virtuoso musician, genius composer, and guitar god) picked up a bowling bowl, announced that he had not bowled previously, and then attempted his first bowl.

    I think he knocked over a couple of pins. As he stood there motionless, I could just see him running back the instant replay in his head.

    His next turn... he threw a strike.

    His next turn... another strike. All night long, strike, strike, strike.

    Steve Morse is the original guitar-playing robot.

    And he can kick your ass at anything. Period.

    'Swelp me gawd.

    1. Re:Wrong one. I knew the robot. by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      So you judge guitar playing ability by bowling skills? By that standard, Walter Ray Williams must be the best guitarist in the world.

    2. Re:Wrong one. I knew the robot. by doombob · · Score: 1

      By the way, that was a great show. And the music was cool too.

    3. Re:Wrong one. I knew the robot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely agree with you that Steve Morse is the original guitar playing robot, but could that really be thought of as a compliment?

    4. Re:Wrong one. I knew the robot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard that complaint before about Steve.

      I can understand why some people would mean it to denigrate him and/or his skills.

      Having said that, all of those naysayers' comments about "lack of soul", "enough feeling", ad infinitum, are, IMHO, both born out of envy of Steve's unequalled technical skill/precision, and gainsaid and totally negated upon hearing Steve perform _Jesu_ by JS Bach.

      Because Steve has amazing technical skills, high intelligence, artistic purity, talent on many musical instruments, and a rack full of effects & processing... well, it's easy for the kid down the street with a beat-up half-stack and a three-chord repetoire to say he lacks emotion.

      Truly, I have heard the arguments. I have heard thousands of bands in my career.

      I have also heard Steve Morse play flawlessly and beautifully every night, night after night, for months on end. My opinion may not be the be-all, end-all, but any unbiased observer would admit my credibility as a judge of Steve's all-around superiority over 99% of guitarists (scary: he's a better pilot than he is a guitar player).

      The point I was trying (and failed) to make in my earlier post was that Steve's biomechanical feedback sensors, and intense mental and physical control, blew his cover that one night. I _know_ that he is a robot. A damn good one.

      Yeah, I dig Robert Fripp's craziness, too. Elephant talk.

  98. How about a WHOLE BAND: Captured by Robots by Biggerveggies · · Score: 1

    I'm all for their work, but I think "Captured by Robots" is a fair bit beyond this. I had a chance to see "them" at the University of Houston a couple of years ago, it was a great experience (and quite funny as well).

    http://www.capturedbyrobots.com/

    1. Re:How about a WHOLE BAND: Captured by Robots by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1

      Seriously. Crazy J doesn't have sh*t on Captured by Robots.

      That was one of the strangest concerts I've ever seen. He/they were playing at a tranny bar in SF. Transvestites and rocking bondage robots... now that's a site to be seen.

      Damn, this city rocks :)

      --
      "Things are more moderner than before- bigger, and yet smaller- it's computers-- San Dimas High School football RULES!"
  99. Captured! by Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    GTRBOT666 has been playing guitar and bass since at least 2000. And it rocks way more than anything a tech school could produce.

    For real, too. This is actually part of a hardcore band made entirely of robots (plus one guy).

  100. The designers of the Crazy J could not foresee... by postsingularity · · Score: 1

    that they had created the predecessor to what would ultimately become "The Hands of the Robot Devil"

  101. no worries by maccw · · Score: 1

    Its sounds very mechanical. Not very impressive really.

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    My karma is getting better everyday.
  102. This is supposed to be new? by ozsynergy · · Score: 1

    I watched a classical guitar playing robot about 20 years ago! Where have you been?

  103. Pretty impressive by elgee · · Score: 1

    Now we need a mechanical drummer.

    Oh, and machines that do drugs and then we will have mechanical rock bands.

  104. 17 years too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was one that was on display in the Japanese Pavilion at Expo '88 in Brisbane

  105. fretboard "fingers" are fixed by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
    The technology isn't there to match the dynamics in picking techniques and subtle stylistic interpretations.

    It's not capable of even doing a slide on the fret; it can only do a fixed number of notes because for some strange reason, the fretboard "fingers" are fixed.

  106. Because... by Kurayamino-X · · Score: 1

    Player Pianos made Pianists obsolite?

    Besides, guitar playing robots were cool back in 95 when they had one that could play on the whole fretboard and even had an arrangement or two written spesifically for it. This one sucks hairy dog balls by comparison.

    --
    ...I got nothing.
  107. Yeah, but what about technique? by CherniyVolk · · Score: 1


    I just looked at it, and I garuntee that it can not do pinch harmonics, or various basic picking techniques such as down/up picking.

  108. Robot that plays the flesh flute? by potus98 · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, you said Georgia Tech right? That little trade school over on North Avenue? They wouldn't care about that kind of robot.

    --
    This one gang kept wanting me to join cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
  109. Beaten to it by PipOC · · Score: 1

    For several years now there has been a robot exaclty like this at the Experience Music Project in Seattle.
    http://emplive.org/

  110. Yeah by eremitic · · Score: 1

    But will it burn its guitar on stage?

    --
    Warning: Could be fatal if taken seriously
  111. H2G2 Enabler... by KinashiArkaiyen · · Score: 1

    Disaster Area, here we come!

  112. It's nothing to fret about! by farrellj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think that real guitarists have anything to fret about...it's like Roger Waters says in the film "Live in Pompei" "Give a man a Les Paul, and he doesn't become an Eric Clapton".

    It won't be able to compose a Layla, or anything of that caliber...it may be able to *play* Layla, but not create it.

    ttyl
    Farrell

    guitarist, among other things...

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    1. Re:It's nothing to fret about! by mr_tenor · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Give a man a Les Paul, and he doesn't become an Eric Clapton"? Eric Clapton doesn't characteristically play a Les Paul ;)

    2. Re:It's nothing to fret about! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't be able to compose a Layla or anything of that caliber? THANK GOD!!!!!!!

    3. Re:It's nothing to fret about! by Panaflex · · Score: 1

      Weelll NOW they tell us. We've gone through 50 Les Paul's and no WONDER it always fails. Durn!

      -Pan

      --
      I said no... but I missed and it came out yes.
    4. Re:It's nothing to fret about! by farrellj · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not this decade...Back in the 1960's, when the Roger Waters quote is from, he played a Les Paul.

      ttyl
      Farrell

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    5. Re:It's nothing to fret about! by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      I don't think that real guitarists have anything to fret about

      nice one

      --
      Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
    6. Re:It's nothing to fret about! by 4v4l0n42 · · Score: 1

      This robot is a nice toy, but we all know that what matters in music is not the execution, which anybody with some training is able to do after a while.

      What really matters is the composition, and

      No time for big-words effect, useless invention a part from its technical achievement.

    7. Re:It's nothing to fret about! by cc5150 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, although he's mostly a Strat player these days (since the mid-1970's), Clapton was known as a Gibson guy in the 60's. His red sunburst Les Paul was quite famous (he eventually gave it to George Harrison, I think) and, while in Cream, he also became associated with a red ES-335 and a psychedlic SG.

      Considering the timing of the Waters quote, it fits.

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      "The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool." - Lester Bang
    8. Re:It's nothing to fret about! by mr_tenor · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info :)

    9. Re:It's nothing to fret about! by sgant · · Score: 1

      Actually, back in the 60s when he was with John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers on the Beano album he played Les Pauls. The term "Clapton is God" which went up around London and other parts of England were from this era.

      Many feel also that his sound after switching to the Strat has become thin and weak because he helped define the Les Paul/Marshall sound that was carried on to new heights by Jimmy Page where as the single coil pick-ups on the Strat just don't have the balls that a Les Paul does. Me personally, I like both eras of his music as he tries to branch off into new directions. But I think it would have been cool for him, at the Cream Reunion that was earlier this year, to strap on a Les Paul to jam. But that was then, this is now.

      --

      "Leo Fender was in a 'state of grace' when he designed the Stratocaster." -- Paul Reed Smith
    10. Re:It's nothing to fret about! by CFTM · · Score: 1

      More over, I doubt the machine can play with any soul. It's our imperfection that allows for a beautiful and unique sound, not our perfection...then again I'm not a guitar player so maybe I'm romanticising things a bit [it's too fucking early in the morning for me to care about spelling shit right.]

    11. Re:It's nothing to fret about! by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
      while in Cream, he also became associated with a red ES-335 and a psychedlic SG.
      The SG wasn't an SG per se -- it was an SG/Les Paul (in other words, it had the body shape we've since come to call the SG but Gibson called it a "Les Paul").
    12. Re:It's nothing to fret about! by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      Here's a replica of the psychedelic SG he played while in Cream. Apparently the original is in the Las Vegas Hard Rock Cafe.

    13. Re:It's nothing to fret about! by cc5150 · · Score: 1

      Heh, looks like you got more info on Clapton's guitars than you ever wanted to know :-) (and we haven't even started talking about "Blackie" and "Brownie" yet...)

      --
      "The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool." - Lester Bang
    14. Re:It's nothing to fret about! by SABME · · Score: 1

      All Gibson SGs are Les Pauls. He designed it to be a more modern looking guitar for the 60s.

      Most guitarists simply refer to them as SGs, and leave the appellation "Les Paul" for the single cutaway model.

    15. Re:It's nothing to fret about! by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
      All Gibson SGs are Les Pauls
      I was differentiating the "SG/Les Paul" models from the ones that Gibson specifically called the "SG". The SG/Les Paul models were called simply "Les Paul" guitars by Gibson, but everybody else I know calls 'em "SG/Les Paul"s.

      Then there are the other guitars with "SG" designations, like my '71 SG-200. Not to mention the double-cutaway Les Pauls that didn't have the SG body (viz the late-'50s LP Special and Junior, for example).
    16. Re:It's nothing to fret about! by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      I couldn't help but notice that the engineers ignored the all those extra Frets, I guess it's not important?

    17. Re:It's nothing to fret about! by Mutilated1 · · Score: 1
      anything to fret about
      ha ha ha
    18. Re:It's nothing to fret about! by unitron · · Score: 1
      " All Gibson SGs are Les Pauls. He designed it to be a more modern looking guitar for the 60s."

      If you ask the gentleman in question I believe he'll tell you that he had nothing to do with it. Gibson put his name on the first ones because they still had rights to the use of his name. When the contract expired they quit using his name on them and went with the internal name SG (for Solidbody Guitar).

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  113. Numbered? Yeah, righ! by Sebby · · Score: 1
    Sorry, but seeing someone play the guitar, especially when they totally love doing it, is far more entertaining than any robot (even if it played perfectly) could ever be, much like a mechanical piano.

    So, guitarists' days are NOT numbered, no more than pianists' by the mechanical piano.

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    AC comments get piped to /dev/null
  114. CAPTURED BY ROBOTS! by mr_burns · · Score: 1

    http://www.capturedbyrobots.com/gtrbot.htm

    GTRBOT666 has been doing this for years.

    --
    "Let him go, Ralph. He knows what he's doing." --Otto Mann (simpsons)
    1. Re:CAPTURED BY ROBOTS! by fullon604 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my band was the opening act for CAPTURED BY ROBOTS once at Blake's on Telegraph in Berkeley. Nothing like a good ol' fashioned robotic rendition of Charlton Heston's "The Ten Commandments" (no, I'm not kidding)...

  115. Robot vs. Human by psallitesapienter · · Score: 1

    "your days are numbered??" Whoever wrote this headline hasn't listened to music in his life. Perhaps he has heard music, but never really listened. You cannot compare a human guitar player to a robot/machine guitar player. Music is about expressing emotions, feelings, thoughts, etc. A machine has not, up to this day, been able to do such thing. You don't have to build a "robot" to see an example. Just download a midi file and listen to it. It will sound, like someone said, too perfect and with no "feeling" whatsoever. I really doubt the day will come when us musicians are replaced by machines. Or at least I hope it doesn't come.

    1. Re:Robot vs. Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of the episode of Big O where the girl android is taken to hear another android play the piano. The unique thing about the "professional" robot pianist is that it learned to (or had been built to, perhaps) play with all the feeling of a human musician, and its music sounded beautiful. Very interesting ideas in this story.

    2. Re:Robot vs. Human by angle_slam · · Score: 1
      "your days are numbered??" Whoever wrote this headline hasn't listened to music in his life.

      Either that, or he has a sense of humor.

  116. Expo 88 by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 1

    A monorail and a guitar playing robot just like the one discribed.

    At least that robot could play the full range.
    but still wasn't as impressive as the idea sounded, after all the guitar was so lost inside the machine as to be hard to what it was.

    --
    "Call us when the New age is old enough to drink" Beck
  117. Where's the flame-thrower? by Aardpig · · Score: 1

    What? There isn't one? WTF, how is it going to torch the guitar after a blistering Hendrix performance?

    --
    Tubal-Cain smokes the white owl.
    1. Re:Where's the flame-thrower? by dal20402 · · Score: 1

      WTF, how is it going to torch the guitar after a blistering Hendrix performance?

      Just wait, they'll make a more complex version that needs a Pentium 4 to control it.

  118. Hendrix Style? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But can it play it with its teeth? I don't think so.

  119. I for one... by xquark · · Score: 1

    would like to be the first to welcome our mechanical guitar playing overloards...

    Arash
    _________________________________________ _________
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    Instead of being one who knows not what they don't know,
    Thinking they know everything about all things.
    http://www.partow.net/

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  120. ob by Heem · · Score: 1

    What can this strange device be?
    When I touch it, it brings forth a sound
    It's got wires that vibrate, and give music.
    What can this thing be that I've found?

    --
    Don't Tread on Me
  121. Oddly enough... by appleLaserWriter · · Score: 1

    Oh wait.. wasn't that Jimmy Hendrix?

    The Experience Music Project museum in Seattle has had a robotic guitar playing sculpture since it opened several years ago.

  122. Music is social, not mechanical by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Building a guitar-playing robot is like building a girlfriend.........hey wait

  123. Nice but.. by Rhesus+Piece · · Score: 1

    Well, first off, it is neat technically.
    Not a few idea by any stretch, but fun.

    However, based on the recordings, it isn't
    worth much to spend months building it if you're
    not going to tune the guitar.

    Similarly, the beauty of the guitar is in the expressiveness. You can play the same note at the same dynamic level in a practically infinite number of ways. You can slide, you can bend. It's popularity as a solo instrument comes largely from its flexibility and expressiveness. When a robot can do that, I will be absurdly impressed.

    Until then, neat gadget you have there.

  124. Too late by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    we already outsourced our playing to India.

  125. Stairway? by Maxim+Kovalenko · · Score: 1

    DENIED!!!! (obligatory Waynes World reference;) )

  126. Hardest Chord Ever by StarWynd · · Score: 2, Funny

    But can it play the hardest chord ever?

    1. Re:Hardest Chord Ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy has three thumbs!

  127. How about an entire band of robots? Seriously! by lesmot · · Score: 1

    There is a band called Captured by Robots, which is made of one human man, and I think eight robots -- who not only play guitar AND bass in one robot (GTRBOT666), but the drums (DRMBOT 0110), horns (the headless hornsmen), and back-up percussion (AUTOMATOM).

    The robots play pre-sequenced music, as the man runs around singing and generally being crazy. He also rigged a voice-modifying microphone set-up into his outfit which lets him speak as the various robots, which are all completely automated to move, and even lip-synch.

    I had the pleasure to watch this "band" live during their "The Ten Commandments" tour.

    They are not as pretty as this guitar playing bot, but I think they are 123% more rad/awes-gnar-some!

    Check them out here: http://www.capturedbyrobots.com/

  128. robots and technology by chrisranjana.com · · Score: 0

    Actually the question today should be "what the robots couldn't do rather than what they could do"

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    Php Programmers.
  129. Only until Lou Ann left by winkydink · · Score: 2, Funny

    man that chick could sing.

    --

    "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    1. Re:Only until Lou Ann left by winkydink · · Score: 1

      Funny? How is this funny? Lou Ann Barton?

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      "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    2. Re:Only until Lou Ann left by cei · · Score: 1

      You're right. Lou Ann Barton is about as unfunny as you can get. ;^)

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  130. Still has a way to go by Anti_Climax · · Score: 1

    This thing can't come anywhere close to the type of playing a human is capable of.

    First comes frets; It's only going to play chords in those first 4 frets, which eliminates almost every barred chord.

    In it's current design it can't play harmonic notes, bend or tremelo (which could be handled through an appropriate bridge, but they're using an acoutsic).

    Hammer-ons may be possible but pull-offs or pinch harmonics don't appear possible with this design.

    Beyond that, the places where strings can be picked are static. This alone can change the sound of a song greatly and can be infinitely varible with a human player.

    In all honesty, they'd be better off trying to come up with an actual robotic set of hands and programming all the necessary logic/movements if they want a serious contender to human guitar players.

    --
    Even people that believe in pre-destiny look both ways before crossing the street.
  131. Yeah, but by Porktastic · · Score: 1

    I saw two of those at a Wyld Stallyns concert like 12 years ago...

  132. cheap by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 1

    That's the cheapest looking guitar playing machine I've ever seen.

    If a car assembly line can get one-armed machines that can put 40 different rivets in 40 different locations at 40 different angles in less than 40 seconds, why can't you get a miniature version that can hold a single pick and hit six different strings with varying speed and angle?

    They're using six picks and 23 rubber fingers! That's absolutely shoddy. Wake me when they're using one pick and four rubber fingers. It's not like the technology isn't there.

    Replacing guitar players my ass!

    --
    Direct away from face when opening.
  133. Eh... It's neat from a robotics stand point, but.. by ph43drus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's neat, the actuators are a decent design, but it won't replace even a basic guitarist. It can only hold a note down and pick said note. It can't slide, tap, pick harmonics, bend notes, fret hand mute, palm mute or any of a number of other techniques that I can think of.

    However, I can understand why they didn't go for those extra features; they would be a bitch to design. So, kudos to them for the whole design, it looks cool, but /. editors should know better than to declare musicians will lose to a machine.

    For that matter, people still play chess even.

    Jeff

    PS Sorry for the rant, it's late, I'm tired, and I'm a guitarist. Struck a nerve...

  134. I go to UGA... by potpie · · Score: 1

    ...Tech's official rival. Therefore I feel compelled to say something about that, but my heart's not really in it. So blah blah blah, I can play guitar better than a robot for a bunch of other reasons blah blah blah football blah UGA rules or whatever.

    --
    Esoteric reference.
    1. Re:I go to UGA... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      As a GT Alum, I am obliged to respond with:

      blah blah blah To Hell with Georgia Blah Blah Blah... :)

    2. Re:I go to UGA... by JimBones · · Score: 1

      I second that motion.

      THWG!

  135. Beer? by rez_rat · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but can it DRINK BEER while playing guitar?

    S-

  136. Re:I for one... say it was easier to smash guitars by HungWeiWeiHai · · Score: 1

    Maybe someone will figure a symbolic casing for this machine.

    If this were around a few years ago, Gene Simmons and Judas Priest and Def Leopard/Leper, and others might be smashing Macs (or, better yet, *doze-based) machines on stage.

    Imagine power-chute-shot computers slamming down to the stage...

  137. Shut Up and Play Yer Guitar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this thing can play any of the solos from Frank Zappa's seminal album I'll deep fry my gonads while shaving my head with a cheese grater and chewing aluminum foil in a running microwave.

    No really.

  138. In Soviet Russia... by Legodude522 · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, the guitar plays you.

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  139. Perfection vs. Expression by nick_davison · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anyone who spends any time reading interviews with guitarists will eventually come across some guitarist - it could be almost any guitarist - saying about their favorite guitarists:

    The great thing about B.B. is that while other virtuoso guitarists can play twenty notes in the time it takes him to play one, he can "say" twice as much in that one note as they can in their twenty.

    It's not even about perfection vs. imperfection. You can introduce slight random imperfection (simply not hitting notes perfectly), you can introduce procedural imperfection that adds specific style (say hitting off beats slightly ahead of the beat in order to create a rock/roll feel - hmm, wonder where that name came from) - but it still doesn't capture it.

    It's about expression.

    It's about the guitarist who reads the audience and knows the moment when the crowd moves from listening to feeling and can smoothly transition from relatively clean notes to ones where that little extra touch is needed. Add slight vibrato to every note and it's annoying, add it to the right moments and it adds that notion of human soul. And, the thing is, it's different, every night, for the same song, depending on the audience.

    It's not about playing the eight bar intro, verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, etc... It's about responding to Jim Morrison deciding to rail on the police who beat him back stage and knowing now is the time to take that twice repeated four bar intro and keep repeating it for however long it takes him to finish. It's about knowing tonight's the last night of a tour and it's just the right time to repeat the chorus that extra few times, to extend the solo - which, on a normal night, would be pretentious and turn the crowd off.

    It's about the guitarist having a bad day, feuding with the singer, whatever, and playing aggressively and capturing the audience in the tension of the moment and that dynamic.

    It's all those things and so much more. Even if you have a robot that simulates human perfection/imperfection brilliantly, it doesn't express how it's feeling, it doesn't adapt to how the gig's going, it just plays the same things (with whatever generated imperfection) every night - or, potentially, improvises without any awareness of how the rest of the gig is going.

    Program a robot and, sure, you can fake the technical aspects. But music's about having a "soul". Soul is all those aspects mentioned above and more - it's far more than just perfection or imperfection.

    Give me the choice: A guitarist who can play Ywingie under the table, technically and it terms of number of notes played, or B.B. playing two or three perfectly expressive notes per bar and I'll take B.B. every time.

    1. Re:Perfection vs. Expression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I'll take Yngwie any time. I've heard all the arguments about some guitarists doing with one note what other guitarists do with 20, but I still prefer the noise Yngwie makes. I'd love to hear him tackle Bach's Dm Partita for solo violin, but then Chaconne a son gout.

  140. Got Keith Richards Beat by 21 Fingers by General_Tso · · Score: 1

    He contested that you only need "three cords, two fingers, and one asshole" to make a hit song.

    1. Re:Got Keith Richards Beat by 21 Fingers by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " He contested that you only need "three cords, two fingers, and one asshole" to make a hit song."

      I thought the quote was "5 strings, 2 fingers, and 1 asshole"?

      :-)

      Mostly since he often plays a 5 string telecaster tuned to open "G".

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    2. Re:Got Keith Richards Beat by 21 Fingers by General_Tso · · Score: 1

      I think you're right! My mistake. :-P

  141. Nice try.. but no Hendrix by clockwise_music · · Score: 5, Informative
    As an engineer, this is way cool. However as a guitarist - have you noticed just how mechanical the whole thing sounds? Here's why:
    • String muting - a big problem here. When playing guitar you can mute the strings that you're not playing with either your left or right hand. Notice how all of the strings "ring out" after playing a note? A key change on this thing would not sound good.
    • Bending - half the fun of playing the guitar is that you can bend notes. Bending and sliding is what can make a guitar 'sing' - similar to a voice.
    • Tremolo - to make your playing have any sense of feeling you need to be able to tremolo a note. That means slightly varying the pitch of it. This can be done in a few different ways - none that are possible here.
    • Strumming - ask it to strum a chord. It can't. Individual picks for each string is kind of cool, but won't sound any good when playing any songs recorded in the past 80 years.
    • Harmonics - can it play a one?
    • String selection - a good guitarist will pick particular strings for playing a particular note. These sound completely different because of a few reasons - an A on the bottom E string (fifth fret) compared with playing an A on the A string (open) will have a very different timbre. Doesn't look like that's possible here.
    • Range - the guitar actually has a very large range compared to other instruments. Doesn't look like you can get past the 5th fret here.
    • Legato, hammerons and pulloffs - can it 'flutter' between two notes?
    All of these things are particular to an acoustic guitar. As for trying to duplicate an electric guitar with distortion - that would be freaking cool but very hard.
    1. Re:Nice try.. but no Hendrix by ad0le · · Score: 1

      You totally mentioned everything I thought as soon as I heard this thing. While this is just infinatly cool, it will never reproduce human dynamics.

      Muffling, percussive strumming (think Jack Johnson), ghosting .. etc etc. I could go on for days.

      There is NO WAY this thing will every play an electric guitar with distortion.

      All that being said, this is a cool ass machine.

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    2. Re:Nice try.. but no Hendrix by mav[LAG] · · Score: 1

      Minor nitpick: tremolo is slightly varying the amplitude of the note, not the pitch. The latter would be vibrato.

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    3. Re:Nice try.. but no Hendrix by NekSnappa · · Score: 1

      You beat me to the punch there. Most people call vibrato tremolo because Fender has always called thier vibrato bridges tremolo.

      Personally I'd rather hear someone call it a whammy bar. It sounds silly but at least it's not just plain wrong.

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    4. Re:Nice try.. but no Hendrix by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1
      You missed one:

      • Burning - No robot could burn a guitar like Hendrix... except maybe Bender...


      Slightly more seriously... maybe it can play the guitar to a vaguely decent standard (Andres Segovia need not pack in his day job just yet, I suspect), but there's a long way to go before you replace a decent stage show - although I'd pay to ses a robot duck-walking like Angus Young...
    5. Re:Nice try.. but no Hendrix by Bobsledboy · · Score: 1

      Haha, I didn't even know it was called something else apart from whammy bar =)

    6. Re:Nice try.. but no Hendrix by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
      Andres Segovia need not pack in his day job just yet, I suspect
      You mean, he doesn't have to give up being dead since 1987?
    7. Re:Nice try.. but no Hendrix by Peldor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Georgia Tech thanks you for your list of suggestions for Crazy J 2.0. These items will be assimilated soon. Resistance is futile.

    8. Re:Nice try.. but no Hendrix by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      whammy bar is only the lever. the whole vibrato brigde is sometimes called whammy.

      but you can also do vibrato with your fingers.

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    9. Re:Nice try.. but no Hendrix by guitaristx · · Score: 3, Informative

      A quick tutorial on what "tremolo" means in guitar terminology:
      Tremolo
      Locking Tremolo

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    10. Re:Nice try.. but no Hendrix by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      (think Jack Johnson)

      I tried but I keep seeing Ben Affleck and John Mayer being cloned.

    11. Re:Nice try.. but no Hendrix by Foolomon · · Score: 1
      The concept behind your argument is sound, but you're wrong on a few points:

      Strumming - ask it to strum a chord. It can't. Individual picks for each string is kind of cool, but won't sound any good when playing any songs recorded in the past 80 years.

      Did you listen to the Layla sound clip? It's strumming in there.

      String selection - a good guitarist will pick particular strings for playing a particular note. These sound completely different because of a few reasons - an A on the bottom E string (fifth fret) compared with playing an A on the A string (open) will have a very different timbre. Doesn't look like that's possible here.

      This is more a function of the fretboard range of the device than anything. There's nothing stopping the programmers from choosing one string over another.

      Personally, I've composed MIDI music to play guitar tracks that sounded quite realistic. As you may imagine, a lot of this had to do with the fact that I have been playing guitar for 30 years, so I know what a guitar "sounds like." My point, though, is that it's not impossible - it simply takes some thought to do it.

    12. Re:Nice try.. but no Hendrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything you mentioned can be just as easily, if not more easilyer (ha!) done on electric. Just for the record.

      -A total guitar geek-

    13. Re:Nice try.. but no Hendrix by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

      It is probably easier just to play it on the guitar.

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    14. Re:Nice try.. but no Hendrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're taking this way too seriously. All the stuff you mentioned could be and would be better handled with samples, loops, patches and whatever else rather this rather clever little toy. Nonetheless, toys like this could be built to handle most, if not all, of what you're talking about, as well extending the guitar's available chords and speed. It still wouldn't be a threat to any musician's career.

      A bigger threat to musicians is the fact that many of the youger generation have no respect for instrumentalists when at one time they would gape in awe at people like Louis Armstrong, Jimi Hendrix, Merle Travis, Fats Waller, Johnny Hodges, Tommy Dorsey, Gene Krupa, Bill Monroe, and the list goes on. Now they would rather listen to thugs yelling violent obscenities over digitally patched samples. If you want to worry about any kind of musician's future, the marketing of stupidity and bad taste is a much better place to start.

    15. Re:Nice try.. but no Hendrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot.

      Tremolo is slightly varying the VELOCITY of a note, or 'loudness'...

      _Vibrato_ is slightly varying pitch of a note.

      Jesus, how can you get those two mixed up.

      You truly are an idiot.

    16. Re:Nice try.. but no Hendrix by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1
      You, sir, should join him, as you truly are an idiot as well. Velocity is the initial speed of pressing a key down, such as on a piano or electronic keyboard.

      Geez, at least get the instrument right. How can you mix those two up?

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    17. Re:Nice try.. but no Hendrix by mits1 · · Score: 1

      One could probably build a robot that can do all some or all the above things. I think the difficulty in playing a guitar or any other instrucment lies somewhere else. Apart from the utter lack of creativity, the real problem with machines is that it is too perfect. It is going to on time everytime: how boring. As my friend once mentioned, great musicians are the ones who make mistakes and (more importantly) those who can recover from the mistake, always giving the impression that thats what they intended. But you can make a bunch of these, add a hand signal recognition feature and we can have a Byteharmonic Orchestra.

    18. Re:Nice try.. but no Hendrix by Rico_Suave · · Score: 1

      True - the clips on the site make it sound more like a dulcimer than a guitar.

  142. NO feel. by grolschie · · Score: 1

    NO feel. No dynamics. Just plunk plunk plunk.

  143. Concordia University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha! Old news. Concordia students made same thing way before Georgia Tech. http://ctr.concordia.ca/2004-05/apr_07/06/

  144. Anyone notice the date? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lets look at the file path... http://www.me.gatech.edu/mechatronics_lab/Projects /Fall00/group3/sound.htm

    fall of 2000, this doen't seem to be BREAKING NEWS

  145. 29 Notes by ben_rh · · Score: 1

    If anyone's wondering where the seemingly random '29 notes' figure comes from:

    The fretting mechanism works on the first four frets, so each string can have five notes fretted on it (the four frets, and 'open', or no note fretted). Over six strings, this is 30 notes.

    The fact that the G and B strings only have four semitones between them, as opposed to five for the other strings, means that there's an overlap of one note between those two strings: B can be played twice in that octave, reducing the number of distinct notes to 29.

  146. Why? by ChancyG · · Score: 1

    What a waste of time. I guess it is a neat robot; but what exactly did they accomplish?

  147. Tell that to this guy by melted · · Score: 1

    http://www.vai.com/ :0)

    Robots that play better than Steve will only be made after AI is invented and Duke Nukem 3 is released. Which is a long way to say, never.

  148. Re:Umm... by futhermucker · · Score: 1

    and yet, your sly use of "ghey"... that's no where near "gay" at all... FAG!!!!!!!!!1111111111one-dy eleven

  149. Oh yeh! by emkman · · Score: 1

    At my school(UCSB), 4 engineers made a self-tuning attachment for a guitar. Then a human can still play it, in perfect pitch. Thats alot more fun than watching a robot play. The demo was quite impressive, it would tune the guitar to any profile u set, with just one strum of the strings.

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  150. Someone forgot to mention... by Fringex · · Score: 1

    That while you can teach a robot to play a guitar, you can't teach a robot the art of the guitar.

    Sure the robot can pluck away but what is it really doing than playing tune a human created. Humans are the art and science behind music.

    You really think a robot will ever be able to play with the style and finese of Eric Clapton? Hardly.

  151. Not worried yet by Chris+Snook · · Score: 1

    As Radiohead says, anyone can play guitar.

    I'll be worried when it gets addicted to heroine and starts banging groupies and trashing hotel rooms.

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  152. Marginally better than MIDI guitar by DaveCBio · · Score: 1

    And not even all that good considering that Virtual Guitarist has been out for years and sounds better.

    http://www.steinberg.de/displaydoc_sb5e0b.html?Pro duct_id=2041&Langue_ID=2&doctype=238&templ=10&divi sion_id=&loc=doc238

    The fact that its using a real guitar is mitigated by the fact that the playing sounds super mechanical.

  153. I remember.... by fromme · · Score: 1

    having heard the same thing about chess players a few decades back!

  154. Captured! by dedeman · · Score: 1

    by Robots. Doesn't this guy already do that?

  155. Yeah but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    could he ever be at MTV's unplugged?

  156. So annoying... by leeharris100 · · Score: 1

    One of the most annoying things that people do is say stuff like, "Manual labor workers, your days are numbered! Machines are taking over! Someone built a robot that could lift a LEGO!" Or, "Artists, your days are numbered! A robot shat out a bunch of paint onto a canvas that resembled William Shatner!" Nothing can replace human work on certain things.

  157. Big Deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  158. Vai by krueger71 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, I'm sure Steve Vai is trembling in fear over these news...

  159. Obligatory Hendrix Ref... by pegacat · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... and then, at the end of the performance, the guitar sets itself on fire!

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    1. Re:Obligatory Hendrix Ref... by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and before the show it drinks a lot of beer through a special hardware port :D

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  160. Video of Crazy J in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  161. Not so fast... by voss,+sometimes... · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I would like to point out a couple of things, why this thing won't be able to play like a human being.

    1. Crazy J can't bend
    2. Crazy J can't slide
    3. Crazy J can't palm-mute

    I would like to add one more thing: if you listen to the demo songs, Lola is not played by the Crazy J itself, but you can hear an electric guitar in the back.

    BUT, from engineering point of view, I do have to give credit though :)

    1. Re:Not so fast... by DrewCapu · · Score: 1

      It probably can't play harmonics either.

  162. Pizza & Pipes wants that on its wall. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it were only equipped with robotic tuning keys. Sounds like crap, looks like crap.
    Boo.

  163. innovation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and so even more soul gets sucked from the world.

  164. but can it do the whole job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure it can _play_ the guitar... but can it smash it up at the end of the show? Doesn't look like it from the pictures to me, so what's the point?

  165. Don't hold your breath... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    Sure, this robot can play Hendrix, but can it have an egomanical fit because there wern't enough lights on him for the solo, punch a reporter for taking his picture, drink a fifth of JD, suck up five gs worth of coke faster than a hoover, throw a tv out a window and top it all off by throwing up on a nekkid groupie?

    It will be a long time before a robot can replace a guitarist, my friend.

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  166. HALTENZIE! by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    If you listen to a player like marty friedman, he really makes effective emotional use...

    Wait...did I hear you say 'marty friedman', and 'emotional' in the same sentince?

    Old Marty is quite a player, and had cranked out some catchy tunes with mr. mustane and on his own, but I haven't hear anyone anyone ever describe his playing as 'emotional'...

    NO MORE DRUGS FOR THIS MAN!

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    1. Re:HALTENZIE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      NO MORE DRUGS FOR THIS MAN!
      Getting off drugs was the worse thing to ever happen to Megadeth.
  167. It's about the style by phorm · · Score: 1

    Sure, the robot can pluck some notes. But how about style. How about how the note is held just right, or the slide along the fret... or a million other things that make music an true artform.

  168. Pfftt.... by ceeam · · Score: 1

    Hah, guitar playing robot. There are tons of those on MTV (not to mention "singing" fem-bots).

  169. So are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The calendar's!

  170. Is it "having fun yet"? by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Guitar playing isn't just about producing good music - it's about having fun doing it, creating as you go along, interacting with other players, mastering the basics of a tune and then adding depth and fooling around.

    Also, back when I was in high school, one classic reason to play guitar was that girls liked it when you did that, and this robot isn't going to pick up that many girls... (I didn't play guitar back then, did find other ways to meet girls, though.)

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  171. Very realistic! by aarku · · Score: 1

    It even has a fan! Just like a real guitarist! Those have those, right?

  172. Keith Richards must be turning in his grave by beders · · Score: 2, Funny

    What do you mean he's not dead? Have you seen him lately?

  173. Number of fingertips? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are there only 23 fingertips and not 24? There are 6 strings in a guitar and if it covers the first four frets worth of junk, shouldn't it be 6 x 4?

  174. World Expo 88 by paylett · · Score: 1
    I recall as a child going to the World Expo at Brisbane, Australia in 1988, where they had a robot playing "House of the Rising Sun" on a guitar. Unfortunately I don't remember which pavilion it was.

    ... but that's well over 6000 numbered days so far.

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  175. Improvising and performing in jam sessions by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Sure, not everybody's Jerry Garcia or Karl Franzen. But music isn't just about listening to performances - it's about *playing*. You can have a lot of fun hanging out with other musicians jamming, and even if you're playing standard pieces, the group improvisation is a really pleasant experience, and sometimes even sounds good to people who are listening. I play dulcimer, and I'm only beginning to play guitars and ukuleles and such, but once you've acquired a few basic skills you can keep up with other players at least by playing background chords and occasional improv. The San Francisco Bay Area is rife with amateur music get-togethers - lots of Irish musicians, and a bunch of old-timey and various folkies, some French stuff, and presumably lots of other genres. Old-Timey has the advantage that it's usually at a moderate speed, and usually only plays in a couple of different keys that work well for fiddlers and don't require the banjo players to retune, so three or four chords will get you started and it's fun music. (And learning a few guitar chords means that you can often look at a guitar player and figure out what keys you're in and where you are in the music, which can be immensely helpful.) Good musicians are usually very helpful and patient with people sitting in on jam sessions, though you may not be able to play every note or every measure depending on how fast the group is going.

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  176. guitarists days are over when... by DeathByDuke · · Score: 1

    you prise my Hofner bass from my cold, dead fingers

  177. Arrgh!! by jandersen · · Score: 1

    Suudenly I will no longer be able to enjoy playing a guitar!! All is lost!! Or not.

  178. Did anyone actually LISTEN to it? by zalt · · Score: 1

    This thing must've cost a lot of money. And i bet it took quite alot of hours of thinking, pondering and building it before it turned out the way it did.

    What did they get after all that effort?

    A machine playing a wonderful instrument with the grace of Hulk Hogan - that Layla-version (with a MIDI-track playing in the background) sounded just.. awful. Sure, that might be a "beta-track", better things might come out of this thing. But sometimes i get a bit aggrevated when i see what people either get paid to do, or get funds to do.

    Sure, those thingies playing the guitar might come in hand for other projects. But.. Ack. :)

  179. thats what... by whackaxe · · Score: 0

    ...a producer said to the Beatles, "Guitar rock is so pasé!". and you bet he was pissed off after they got signed elsewhere. watching a robot play the guitar mut be boring as hell though, and you can make a robot take acid and come up with the craziest music ever.

  180. Or, from a different POV by xbytor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Try Robert Fripp. He's a freak and he's training others to be freaks, too. He's like the Neal Peart of guitar: deadly frickin' accurate every single time. Very spooky. He's the only guitarist I could see being able to play with the Philip Glass Ensemble.

    1. Re:Or, from a different POV by errxn · · Score: 1

      Of course, any discussion about freakazoid guitar players should also include Allan Holdsworth.

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    2. Re:Or, from a different POV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This is how freaky Fripp is (read it all):
      http://et.stok.co.uk/articles/128-19.html

    3. Re:Or, from a different POV by DWIM · · Score: 1
      Try Robert Fripp. He's a freak and he's training others to be freaks, too. He's like the Neal Peart of guitar: deadly frickin' accurate every single time. Very spooky. He's the only guitarist I could see being able to play with the Philip Glass Ensemble.

      A couple of others that would easily qualify: John Williams, Julian Breem, Christopher Parkening.

    4. Re:Or, from a different POV by DG · · Score: 1

      I'm nowhere near the guitar geeks you guys are - I have no clue about who any of these guys are.

      But I once saw a guy at a pub in London, Ontario, play *both* parts of "Dueling Banjos", simultaniously, on a single guitar.

      It had a lot of strings, and both hands were really busy.... flat out blew my mind. I'm very much impressed with what some of you can do with that thing.

      DG

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    5. Re:Or, from a different POV by Freultwah · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's Fripp's eloquent and well-written answer (albeit not overly thorough, possibly considering the recipient) to an absolutely clueless audient who felt compelled to advertise his cluelessness by telling about it to other people.

    6. Re:Or, from a different POV by Baorc · · Score: 1

      Dude, my friends are crazy musicians and for a show, they went on to play 5 people on one guitar. Now that was insane!

    7. Re:Or, from a different POV by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      He's the only guitarist I could see being able to play with the Philip Glass Ensemble.

      That would actually be quite appropriate, as both Glass and Fripp are almost pathologically obsessed with arpeggio ostinato figures.

    8. Re:Or, from a different POV by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      I think Fripp is exactly correct. The guy who wrote the complaint letter is an idiot.

      RS

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    9. Re:Or, from a different POV by chochos · · Score: 1

      Listen to some King Crimson records, so you can know how Fripp plays, and simultaneously listen to some amazing musicians (they're all good. Tony Levin is THE bass player, alongside Geddy Lee).

    10. Re:Or, from a different POV by xbytor · · Score: 1

      I have a CD 6 pack in my car. One of the CDs is always Philip Glass. Another is always Fripp/Crimson. This stuff has been in my blood since the late seventies.

      When I'm doing exercises on my guitar to warm up for a gig, I've had people stop by and ask "Is that Fripp?" "No, it's Philip Glass". And other times "Is that Glass" "No, it's Robert Fripp".

    11. Re:Or, from a different POV by xbytor · · Score: 1

      I haven't heard any Williams or Breem in awhile, but you're probably right. The thing is, I've heard Fripp do "Glass figures" for 6 minutes or better on guitar (see God Save The Queen/Under Heavy Manners, IIRC) and this was 25 years ago. While Williams, in particular (along with Di Meola and some others) have the chops to do it, it's just not the kind of thing that they normally do. For Fripp, it would be a very nice fit and well within his capabilities.

      I just hope that Fripp and Glass do hookup for some work.

    12. Re:Or, from a different POV by xbytor · · Score: 1
      John Williams
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  181. This isn't new..? by Tim+Browse · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I saw a robot like this on TV years ago - except it could fret any string anywhere on the fretboard (not fretless), because it had a 'fingertip' for every possible position.

    I think it was made by one of the Japanese tech companies. It could play some pretty complex music, including stuff humans can't play, due to it not being limited by finger length - so it could play a bass line and melody simultaneously on the same guitar (or multiple bass lines, etc).

    This was like 5+ years ago. A quick google yields nothing, but I remember it well.

    1. Re:This isn't new..? by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "it could play a bass line and melody simultaneously on the same guitar"

      Stanley Jordan does this with two hands.

    2. Re:This isn't new..? by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      Yep, I know. I have one of his albums. But this guitar could still play things Jordan can't, due to virtual fingers :)

  182. The headline is -1, troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now there's a troll headline if I've ever seen one. And it worked. You got dozens of "omg real guitarists are better lol" -replies in a second.

    The whole "completely replacing" idea is impossible. Did cars replace horses? For 99.5% of transport purposes in western countries, yes. Do cars look romantic against sunset, wind waving their fuzzy dice? Maybe. Do they neigh and kick passers-by? Rarely. They are not, and are not supposed to be the exactly same thing. It's just a question of valueable qualities. Some of them can be improved, less important ones can be left out. It's a different thing which works better for the most common purposes. Jet engines allow faster movement than wheels, but if you also require that they are round, made of wood and require no fuel, you have...yep, reinvented the wheel.

    So, it's a total joke that a robot would replace guitar players in the "entirely same" sense. The editors know this very well but decided to throw in a troll headline anyway. Do not take that so seriously. You just make a fool of yourself. Your CD-player is not a live orchestra but at least it's possible to place one in a living room for less than $100. Mechanical guitar player may have its uses as well, but claiming it to be "absolutely better" is utter nonsense. They still aren't Porsches which pull tourists around Vienna and neither is your drunk, messy and smelly guitar player going anywhere. (Although Bender would get close...)

  183. Cool, but not as interesting as by norppalaho · · Score: 1

    whats going on in the software side.

    After playing over 20 years, its amazing to see where the technology takes us. I use PC to make music and thus im very interested about whats happening on the music-software side.

    For example, http://www.simulanalog.org/guitarsuite.htm
    has a cool project going, cant wait for the Vintage Suite to appear.
    (its a VST plugin but there's some mp3's to listen also)

    Allthought, there's still a lot to improve on the modeling these days, but its getting better all the time.

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  184. Only 23 finger tips? by smchris · · Score: 1


    We need a "Deep Blue" competition. I propose Leo Kottke. When the machine can do "Living in the Country" with bass run and rhythme on a 12-string, he has something to worry about.

  185. What composition? by tepples · · Score: 1

    what matters in music is not the execution, which anybody with some training is able to do after a while. What really matters is the composition

    At least the court system agrees, unfortunately. Subconsciously copied melody + completely original execution = copyright infringement and seven-figure liability, according to this journal entry. With precedents like Bright Tunes Music v. Harrisongs Music and Three Boys Music v. Michael Bolton on the books (look them up here), what is a composer to do?

  186. Not likely to replace anything by MirrororriM · · Score: 1
    Until a robot can produce some really good pinch harmonics and do some really killer bending, this looks like something that will only be found at special exhibits. Let's face it, for now and likely a very long time, only humans have the feeling of touch that is essential to playing good guitar.

    Maybe they should submit a few mp3s to guitarwar.com and see how it rates ;P

    Still no replacement for Zakk Wylde here people...move along...

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  187. Samplers will bring Hendrix back from the dead! by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    The art form will never die... how long have MIDI keyboards been around?

    Or MIDI guitars, for that matter?

    Actually, talking of '80s tech (like MIDI) and guitars reminds me of something that was said (in all seriousness) during the mid-1980s (IIRC) when samplers were just starting to become popular in the music industry.

    It went along the lines of "by sampling Jimi Hendrix tracks, you would be able to effectively create a new Jimi Hendrix song". Now, those probably weren't the exact words. I don't think the person was necessarily claiming that this would necessarily be the 'work of Hendrix' per se; but he *was* implying that you could create a new guitar song by sampling Hendrix.

    Sure, you might be able to sample a bass guitar, or a single riff, and you might get away with it once or twice; but if you use it repeatedly, it's going to become obvious that it's a sample. And if you think that you can take something as fluid as Hendrix's guitar playing and (using '80s tech) reassemble it into a different, but "authentic-sounding" Hendrix track, you need your head (or ears) examined.

    On reflection, it sounds like something Look Around You would have parodied.

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  188. scary by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    The first pic looks like something out of Gulliver's Travels.

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  189. Music is not "played", it's interpretted. by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

    Music isn't played, at least, not be the even half way decent musicians. It's interpretted. My computer can "play" Bach concerts perfectly, not missing a not. I've yet to see a thousand people pack an auditorium to hear a Sound Blaster card rattle off Classical.

    Music is full of so many nuances, that even the composers will spent the rest of their lives exploring their own songs. I don't care if the robot can play as well as Tom Morrello, without AI and an imagination, all it really is, is a wind up music box.

    Still, props to the inventors, that'd still be a sweet robot.

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    1. Re:Music is not "played", it's interpretted. by doubledoh · · Score: 1
      While I see, understand, and mostly agree with your point, I hate it when we get hung up with inaccurate language. You are trying to convey something subjective and lump it into a narrow word of your choosing rather than a universal one as it is understood. By saying that music can't be "played," you are also saying that writing cannot be "read." Music in fact is played, perhaps played poorly or brilliantly or "with soul", but it IS played. A written book is read out loud, read silently, read poorly, mis-read, etc...but it IS without a doubt, read.

      Let's not dilute language and make it more ethereal than the religious, new-age, pixie-dust types have already made it. While I appreciate that music is played differently depending on the player, the mood of the player, the instrument, etc, music is still "played." Sorry for being so pedantic...I'm just tired of wishy washy phraseology creeping into a relatively scientific community. On top of that, it just sounds so pretentious when someone says that art is "interpreted." Blow that.

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    2. Re:Music is not "played", it's interpretted. by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

      Playing in post refers to "just playing". Yes, a computer can read a book out loud, but the interpretation of a book is the understanding and comprehension a human gets from reading a book.

      Music is art. While that carries a good amount of science, I don't know anyone outside of Bose labs that would call musicians a "scientific community". Interactive art, like music, is played, yes, but all human players interpret music. Sometimes the musical sheets help out, telling us where to play with more forte. Musical notes are not mathmaticly timed perfectly, neither is speed, volume, or method of intrument play (with guitar, it would be strum and finger/slide/hammer methods).

      Yes, there is a fair amount of science in music and art. However, what seperates art from science is creativity, and that's a very "wishy washy" concept.

      Creativity determines the difference in the spectrum from simple playing to interpreting music. No creativity would be playing, and no more. At the other end, playing of a "set peice" would be completely removed, and nothing but interpretation would result.

      At one end, you have a computer just playing classical scores. At the other end, you have a free style jazz player.

      Yes, it is certainly pretentious, but is a well deserved distinction. Just as with a book, there is an infinite difference between a computer and a human reading, and that difference is comprehension and interpretation. And, it is the same with music.

      Interpretation of art simply describes the meaning that people pull away from a thing (or in the case of reproducing the art, such as in music, what is put back into a thing). Interpretations can very a little from person to person, or greatly, especially with abstract art.

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  190. But can a robot feel the groove? by masamax · · Score: 1

    As a bassist, this just makes me laugh. All us bassists have to deal with an out of time guitarist, and the idea of keeping up with a robot timer reminds me of my first year playing with the tick-tock-tick-tocking of the metronome! I'll REALLY be scared when they start making bass playing robots that can feel the groove and force human guitarists to submit to their all encompasing rythem powers. Until then, they will never beat me!

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  191. yes but by SlashDread · · Score: 1

    Howmany tongue's does it emulate?

  192. Aglaopheme, the guitar player by rjolly · · Score: 2, Informative

    An automatic guitar had already been build, by Nicolas Anatol Baginsky ; with the additional ability to learn. Now there's even a band:
    http://www.the-three-sirens.info/
    Here are two samples:
    http://www.baginsky.de/agl/snd/tton7.mov
    http://www.baginsky.de/agl/snd/aglclip.mov
    It doesn't sound bad, does it ?

  193. Eddie Van Halen by jetsfandb · · Score: 1

    must be rolling in his grave!

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    1. Re:Eddie Van Halen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      must be rolling in his grave!

      He's still alive you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:Eddie Van Halen by jetsfandb · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It was a joke you fucking moron.

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    3. Re:Eddie Van Halen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a joke you fucking moron.

      It was? I thought jokes were meant to be funny, maybe with twist of wit and a soupson of wordplay.

      Maybe you'd care to explain your "joke" for us lesser mortals who fail to see the humour?(preferably without resorting to insults)

    4. Re:Eddie Van Halen by jetsfandb · · Score: 1

      Explantion of joke:
      When was the last time you heard anything regarding Eddie Van Halen?

      Just because YOU don't get a joke doesn't mean that it isn't one and that it is not funny. (Now I have to resort to the lameness of one stating that their own joke is funny).

      And my vulgar reply was instigated by the original replys insult ("you insensitive clod", even if it is a famous slashdot poll quote).

      In hindsight, I regret using the vulgarity, but it was born out of frustration. I'm tired of seeing people who don't get a joke imply that the poster is a moron, when they themselves simply missed the point.

      Either way, I have resolved to never post another humorous reply in slashdot. I'm sure this will make you very happy since you don't think they are funny anyway, and I will save myself the frustration of dealing with threads like these.

      Peace.

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  194. El Mariachi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Guitarists, your Days are Numbered

    Is this a quote from the Desperado movie?

    Can the robot guy handle the gun or get laid by Salma Hayek?

  195. That's all well and good, but... by KamaDragon · · Score: 1
    ...can it run Linux?

    Seriously, though. I just started trying to teach myself how to play guitar a few weeks ago, and now they've got this robot? I didn't think my playing was that bad...

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  196. Perfection SUCKS. Hoobastank must die. by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    I also own a Yamaha high-end keyboard (full 88 key, acceleration keys, 128 voice polyphonic), and it's main piano "voice" was digitally sampled from a Steinway. It sounds wonderful, but I could pick the Yamaha out of a bunch of real pianos from a mile away. The pitch was always too perfect, the decay was always to predictable, etc.

    Have you ever heard that song 'The Reason' by Hoobastank? I read someone criticising it, and downloaded the f***** just to hear what it was like. Apparently it was a massive US hit, but it only got to #12 in the UK (and I'd *never* heard it).

    Anyway... I start the thing playing. There's this repeated piano note that starts the thing off, and it sounds *so* fake, each time it plays sounding *exactly* like the last, the timing being *so* perfect that it's obviously been sampled and quantised to excessive perfection.

    It *really* grates the first time I hear it. I can *not* believe that this wasn't picked up on by the masses who bought this crap. I mean, excessively polished production is nothing new, but this just sounds *fake*, synthesised, not even like a real piano.

    Don't even get me started on the rest of the song... apart from being schmaltzy US-chart-friendly toss, what really got up my nose was the intonation he used to indicate "emotion" when he was singing. You know, the "I'm in great pain" or "really deep feelings" emotion that are supposed to sound 'soulful'.

    THIS was obviously a real human singing (which of course it was), and yet managed to sound utterly fake, because it was too perfect. Like the guy wasn't *feeling* any of this emotion, but had listened to other (better) singers who did, and had rehearsed, mimicked, homogenised and honed their style so perfectly, and in so corporate a manner that it came across as sickeningly over-perfect.

    Perhaps they'd used something like ProTools to erase the imperfections from his voice, but to be honest, the problems were at a more subtle level; a soulless white boy applying some perfectly-learned "emotional" techniques to his singing, as if they were another dial on the producer's console; "How much emotion do you want? Shake on this much..."

    It doesn't take a machine to be overly perfect.

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  197. That Robot was on SNL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It played a song then tore up a picture of the pope.

  198. Yeah right by Mr.+Cancelled · · Score: 1

    Because watching a machine play pre-programmed music is every bit as cool as watching a talented individual spontaneously express him/herself.

    Whoever thinks that machines are going to replace musicians has never picked up an instrument, nor been truly touched by the beauty of music.

    But I can see these robots reproducing the hits that (real) musicians write...

    On a side note, the description of this machine in the articles blurb strongly reminds me of the Devil in Futurama when he challenged Fry to a fiddle playing contest. 8)=

  199. no worries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    theres no problem until it can have to0 many beers when the gigs running late and it can play as badly as I can. Even after a lifetimes worth of practice

  200. Somehow... by Patchw0rk+F0g · · Score: 1

    I don't think Joe Satriani is quaking in his boots...

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  201. Freebird by ddelaneyMDW · · Score: 1

    Freebird Anyone?

  202. analog compression of music information by e**(i+pi)-1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The next step would be to have a guitar which allows to record the
    mechanical forces which apply to the strings, when a guitarist plays it
    and feed that back into Crazy J. This would allow a preservation of a
    play in a very compressed way.

    I heard once a public lecture of Negroponte from the MIT media lab,
    where he invited the audience to think about the fact that recording
    all the forces onto piano keys would allow storage or transmission of
    music information in an interesting way. The play of an artist could so
    be preserved efficiently. The compression effort is very expensive and
    needs a lot of hardware, but the compression rate is enormous. Unlike
    formats like midi, it contains all the musical interpretation
    of the artist.

    Having stored the play in a mechanical way could have applications. One
    could try how the "pianist" or "guitarist " would play on an other
    instrument, one could correct mistakes or analyze, what features make
    a good pianist or guitarist. Further applications are that one could
    play musical pieces on real pianos or guitars which humans are
    physically incapable to play, for example by pure limitation of the
    number of fingers or speed limits of the fingers.

  203. Re:Eh... It's neat from a robotics stand point, bu by rbarreira · · Score: 1

    [rant] Can't it even sweep pick? Bah... [/rant]

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  204. Re:Eh... It's neat from a robotics stand point, bu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really don't think the title was serious, c'mon.

    loosen up..... more humour. ;)

    M.

  205. The only real question.... by se7en11 · · Score: 1

    Can he play "Stairway to Heaven"?

  206. Robot Rock by base_chakra · · Score: 1

    Yay, now we can hear the real thing, not that fake robot rock that almost got me fired.

  207. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  208. hmmm... by lbmouse · · Score: 1

    Wonder if it will develop a drug problem.

  209. "days are numbered"....LOL. by cryptocom · · Score: 1

    yeah, ok...whatever. who wants to sit and watch a robot play the guitar?? who wants to listen to cold, unfeeling, perfectly played notes? that's not music. the wonderful thing about truly great performances is that the artist pours his emotion and feeling into the music. the slight nuances and variations in note strength and length are vital to conveying emotion. sure, these can be REPRODUCED on a computer, but they will never replace human performances...EVER.

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  210. What a doomsayer. by marevan · · Score: 1

    Seems like this thread was written by a jealous bass-player. Because we all know that basists...

    1. Re:What a doomsayer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q: What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians?

      A: A bass player. :-)

  211. Didn't they say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the same thing about pianists?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Player_piano

  212. "Now play Classical Gas!" -- Lenny by objekt · · Score: 1

    This robot guitar sounds like a hammered dulcimer, and we all know how popular those are!

    I was most impressed by the Lola track because they managed to make it sound like a mildly competent guitarist--just like the original recording! I didn't like how it had an obviously layered distorted track with a second guitar playing lead and bending notes. Kinda ruins the credibility.

    I've played guitar for many many years and I don't feel threatened by this at all. Heck, I actually kinda like it, but it's not at all like a real guitar player.

    An above-average synth player can simulate a better guitar than this. What's missing from this robot is the almost endless expressive control that real hands and fingers can provide. Something as simple as changing the picking position, for instance, can radically change the tone.

    I'm no luddite--if someone can duplicate a guitar player mechanically, more power to them! This ain't quite there yet.

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  213. Great day for bass players by alc6379 · · Score: 1
    Great! Now that the guitar players are out of the picture, us bass players will finally get the recognition we deserve!

    oh... wait... basses are guitars...
    goes off to sulk

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  214. not to fear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the only guitarists threatened by this machine are those who have had their elbow joint fused together, since this thing can't play a note above the 5th fret.

  215. That's the first thing I thought too! by GoChickenFat · · Score: 1

    http://www.capturedbyrobots.com/
    Captured by Robots has been around for many years now... I saw them at a rock show at least 5yrs ago (DRMBOT freaked me the heck out...I think I had nightmares for the next two nights!). At least GTRBOT66 looks like a robot. The schoolies machine doesn't leave much of the guitar exposed...it might as well not be there...

  216. A perfect version of John Cage's 4'33" by dlm85 · · Score: 1

    I heard Crazy J play a perfect version of John Cage's 4'33".

  217. I'd much rather hear this one man band by JoeAudette · · Score: 1

    It looks similar to what Eric Royer has been doing for years in the subways of Boston http://www.guitarmachine.com/

  218. You're missing the point by TheUnknownCoder · · Score: 1

    Of course the robot will never replace a guitarist, we all know it. But that's not the point. The point is that a bunch of teens got together and built this thing that goes from MIDI to Real instrument instead of the usual other way around. Check out the Control Code page on the project's site.

    And to make it a bit more interesting, here's an idea for the Crazy J team: Use this self-tuning guitar for next year's project, integrate its controls with the Crazy J's and voila, you'll be able to actually bend strings...

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  219. Captured By Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's nothing. This guy created an entire band out of robots. They sound pretty good too. http://www.capturedbyrobots.com/

  220. Player Pianos by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 1

    They've been around for over 100 years but pianists and non-player pianos still greatly outnumber them.

  221. Umm, player guitar? by stevedbrown · · Score: 1

    There have been player pianos for 100 years. I'm glad the we are one step closer to the player four piece ensemble. Make the player vocal chord, then I'll be impressed (no, I don't mean a speaker).

  222. And 24 more than... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...U2

  223. There's only 7 notes on a guitar by Napoleon+Blownapart · · Score: 0

    "to play a range of 29 musical notes" - clever robot! It found 22 new musical notes !

  224. Wait a minute... by crunk · · Score: 1
    Guitarists, your Days are Numbered

    Did Netcraft confirm this?

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  225. interesting, but it's already been done by jburgess · · Score: 1

    http://www.thehouseontherock.com/html/attraction.h tm
    The House on the Rock in Spring Green, Wisconsin, has numerous automated instruments, including a fully automated symphony orchestra. It's been about 15 years since I was there, but I remember it being pretty impressive at the time.

  226. Deep Purple by AllergicToMilk · · Score: 1

    So, when one of these plays better than Ritchie Blackmore will it be called "Deep Purple"?

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  227. I graduated from both and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can comfortably say that they are not rivals since i've gone to both UGA (BA in drunken tomfoolery) and Georgia Tech (MS in pixel pushing).

    Tech can't compete with UGA in the fields of drinking, hooking up or even the simple art of conversation. UGA can't compete with Tech in anything you might learn at college that isn't good for happy hour conversation.

  228. For God Sakes by gizm0it · · Score: 0

    Looks like we won't even need Peter Frampton to make his guitar sing in the robot voice anymore, the fucking real robot will be doin it! DO YOU FEEL LIKE WE DO??!?!?!?!!

  229. Sounds like... by SMitra72 · · Score: 0

    Does anyone else think it sounds like a banjo?

  230. It's been done before... by up2ng · · Score: 0

    They had this in the late 80's early 90's. I think it was called "the human drummer" or "The human rhythm machine" I don't remember, but it would take a sample of what was coming off the MIDI line and adjust it's rhythm to be ever so slightly off (read: more human)

    I guess it really didn't take off though because I can't find anything on it at all (i guess I'll have to look through my 80's guitar mags)

    I had also read the Joe Satriani and his producer are nuts about making a drum machine not sound like a machine. Most (if not all) of Joe's albums are done with Drum Machines, what they do is change all the settings slightly for each drum hit so they all sound different. So listen to "Satch Boogie" and hear how good a drum machine can sound.

    P.S. - The other side of this is real drummers using electric drum kits. They will show off how bad you rhythm is if you don't play on the beat.

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  231. Nothing to fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until they can find a robot that can snort crack, bite off a bat's head and dive into the crowd, true gutarists have nothing to worry about!

    Though it could give a new meaning to the term, 'manufactured Band'

  232. you did by bmajik · · Score: 1

    his 2nd solo disc is really, really good. everyone i play it for likes it. even women, the kind that hate metal / guitar music.

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  233. You must be kidding? by MerlinTheWizard · · Score: 1

    Have you really listened to the sound clips? If your "listening skills" have become so bad that you think it's worth a real guitarist, then you may be the one who could use a robot ear.

  234. But will it enjoy it... by burnttoy · · Score: 1

    ...as much as i do?

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  235. Mod Parent Up... by Marc2k · · Score: 1

    ..just because I'm an electronic music geek. Programs that add micro-quantization errors are definitely key, actually, I think I remember Cakewalk being able to "mess up" the quantization of midi notes pretty far back in the version history.

    In addition, I had a professor for an electronic music class that had written a genetic algorithm system for jazz improvisation, and would use it to back himself up on trumpet.

    "Imperfectness"? Check. Improvisation? Check.
    Next question?

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  236. For more cool projects at GaTech... by rogue555 · · Score: 1
    go to:

    http://www.me.gatech.edu/mechatronics_lab/

    There are over five years of projects with pictures, video and more.

    By the way, the develoment TA, Akio (not me), is looking for a job ;)

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  237. Re:Eh... It's neat from a robotics stand point, bu by Sububer · · Score: 1

    More importantly, it can't: -don spandex -play behind its head (23 fingers, but no head - wtf?!) -wear armadillos in its trousers -light itself on fire -entertain groupies -be pawned to pay rent Isn't that what guitar is all about? This thing sux.

  238. Re: Robert Fripp by Psyqlone · · Score: 1

    Try Robert Fripp. He's a freak and he's training others to be freaks, too. He's like the Neal Peart of guitar: deadly frickin' accurate every single time. Very spooky. He's the only guitarist I could see being able to play with the Philip Glass Ensemble.

    Fripp has played with King Crimson off and on.

    I think he's like 60 years old. I hope he can train at least a few more.

  239. Captured! By Robots by sirshannon · · Score: 1

    Captured! By Robots' Guitarbot has been doing this for years in a slightly less sophisticated way (think drop-D grunge vs. Steve Vai or something). But Guitarbot gets extra points for also playing bass.

  240. Thank Goodness by kingbill · · Score: 1

    I play the banjo.

  241. all done before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the house on the rock in WI has whole rooms filled similar things. how is this even worth commenting on?

  242. Still missing something by FrankNputer · · Score: 1

    They forgot the "Wank" button. ;)

  243. haha by Danzigism · · Score: 0
    yea yea, its cool.. this isn't the first music playing robotic thing i've seen.. someone below said they forgot the "Wank" button.. they also forgot the "inspiration", "creativity" and "originality" buttons.. they've got a long way to go before they can replace a human musician.. music is a magic that can't be emulated.. comes from real life expression and emotion.. i could definitely see a robot composing actual music one day though once those crazy Lisp programmers make some good fuckin AI for a change! heh

    slashdot sures knows how to get a guitarist rowled up..

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  244. So wait a minute... by InspectorPraline · · Score: 1

    This means that we'll just have to breed a better guitarist (maybe breed humans with 12 fingers instead of 10, like in the movie Contact -- the 12-fingered pianist) or breed a guitarist with four hands and four arms so that he can play two guitars at once.

    And I'm sure that what the world needs right now is more mechanical guitar playing. Because that sounds SO good.

  245. Could be worse... by Eskimore_ · · Score: 1

    Now I'll have to throw away my guitar. But if they build hentai sex robots I'll have to throw away my wife.

  246. all your guitar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all your guitar are belong to us

  247. Eh... by ShoobieRat · · Score: 1

    I think it has need for a lot of improvement. A lot of improvement.

    Besides, the basic concept they've done isn't so difficult to work through. I'll be impressed when they build one that can do slides, or have enough finnese to give it feeling.

  248. Pretty Good for 1.0 by bluelizard001 · · Score: 1

    I've seen some posts about how the machine will never rival human guitar player. I have to disagree with that. That state of control systems is such that with more work, Crazy J or one of its offspring would be able to use more than 5 frets, do string dynamics (bends, slides, hammers, pulloffs, scratching and harmonics), mute the bridge, etc.

    No one has mentioned the limitations of the human hand. I can reach 5 frets on a good day, but the machine would not suffer from this limitation in a future version. My fat fingers have problems with crowded chords, that would be no problem for a machine. Plus, I only have 5 fingers, and you could equip the machine with as many "fingers" as it needs. And best of all, no fatigue or hand cramps: the machine could play as fast as John McLaughlin for as long required!

    One thing that would need to be modified is the input. MIDI input is OK for 1.0, but a protocol based on guitar tablature would be more effective in producing the sounds we really like to hear. MIDI is too generic to capture the dynamics of guitar.

  249. Re: Robert Fripp by angle_slam · · Score: 1
    Fripp has played with King Crimson off and on.

    That's an understatement. Fripp is King Crimson. The only person in every incarnation of King Crimson, from 1968 (or so) to today. No, he doesn't sing or even write lyrics. But it is fair to say that there is no King Crimson without him. If Belew wanted to continue with Levin and whatever drummer, they would't be King Crimson anymore, at least to any real KC fan.

  250. This sure beats the can opener project... by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 1

    I saw inside the Engineering building.... Although budget limitations were probably the reason for something that simple.....

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  251. Because someone should say it by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 1
    Hello? Is this thing on?...

    Ahem...

    In Soviet Russia, robotic guitar plays YOU!

    Thank you.

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  252. I've seen this before... by totoanihilation · · Score: 1

    I've seen a VERY similar contraption at school... A couple of engineering students did this as their final-year project. Prior art anyone? :)
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  253. I've heard this work by Lord+Faust · · Score: 1

    Some friends of mine in The Project Hate MCMXCIX used this methodolgy for their programmed drums. Each piece of the synthesized drum kit had 6-10 different samples associated with it. This way, each hit would differ slightly. This technology was only used on their most recent album (of which there is one sample track available on the website). Although the drum programming on previous efforts is a little better than your standard fare, I noticed a stark difference on the new recording.

  254. Little more than a guitar timbred harpsicord by GnuTzu · · Score: 1

    Little more than a midi-controlled guitare-timbred harpsicord. Oh wait! Harpsicords can play more than six notes at a time.

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  255. What will they think of next????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GEORGE: Wilkinson's got a bite on a new one.. Petramco Corp. Out of, hu, Springfield. I think. They're about to introduce some sort of robot butcher.

    JERRY: A robot butcher?

  256. A little background Info by akmech · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hello,

    I am the development TA for this mechatronics class.

    The Crazy J guitar was made by three students, Jason, Susan, and Turner over the course of one quarter (not semester) five years ago.

    Their prior knowledge about Mechatronics was limited before they took the class. They learned basic microcontrollers, assembly for the HC11, and basic electronics in class lectures and laboratory lectures at the same time they were constructing their project.

    Everything was hand made by they alone. The mechanics were designed, machined,and sandblasted by them. They designed the circuits and actually made them using a circuit board router and soldering Iron. Of course the program for the HC11 was written by them.

    After the end of the course, they are able to apply in control theory in a real physical system instead of playing around with simulations.

    This project's scope was limited due to the time constraint of one quarter. Of course they are off to a great start so who knows what they will come up with in the future.

    If you want to see a movie of the guitar playing, more projects, or lab exercises for the course. Go to http://www.me.gatech.edu/mechatronics_lab

    Thanks,
    Akio

  257. Forgetting the important stuff... by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1
    But it doesn't include a module that puts its leg up on the monitor amp for coolness effect. How lame!

    Rumors of next version include AI software that demands that it be placed at the front in the middle of the stage and wants the keyboard player to sit towards the back, left side of the stage, preferably behind the amps where he can't be seen, or ideally offstage. And it only wants the keyboardist to "make weird noises and stuff", not actually play melodic lines.

    Sorry, just joining a prog metal band, I've got a few thousand bucks of gear with more processing and synthesizing power than they have in their entire house, and they want me to use it for making weird noises and pad sounds. Organ sounds "too retro" and synth leads "just don't fit, we already have a melodic instrument, we don't need another". *grumble grumble*

    Can they make this thing play electric guitar? This really is nothing new, player pianos have been around since 1900, although the originals working on a vacuum system couldn't impart dynamics into the sequence. Modern digital player pianos can, as well as provide background accompaniment. QRS even has a digital player violin that actually bows a real violin back and forth. I've never personally seen one of these, so I can't vouch for its expressiveness.

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  258. Who Needs Guitars Anyway? by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    With the latest in electronica sounding much more pleasing than most guitar acts... ;P

    I'm kidding. I love electronca more than guitars, but they still have their place. I play guitar in order to create interesting loops for use in electronica. Not to mention, I don't think any robotic musicians will gain a following like a human musician within our lifetimes. Maybe 200 years from now when the machines have advanced significantly, but not within the 21st century. Just look at what Max Headroom did in the 80s. He was a faked computer generated TV host that was more of a short lived fad than anything else. Even if it weren't faked today, this kind of thing never catches on.

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  259. I wish I had mod points... by DoctaWatson · · Score: 1

    ...because I was going to say the same damn thing.

  260. Captured by Robots by Buck+Naked · · Score: 1

    GIT has come up with a cool product, but they aren't the first. Captured by Robots is a complete robotic eight peice band (complete with horn section). This vocalist is the only human on stage. He has not only built his entire thrash metal band, but created a back story that the robots have taken him hostage to play or be tortured.

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  261. Bah, guitars. Robots play bagpipes. by u38cg · · Score: 1
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  262. Very cool by uptoeleven · · Score: 1

    As a guitarist I have to say this thing is very cool. Those of my axe-wielding brethren who are getting defensive about "oh it can't bend strings / play harmonics / do 2-hand tapping like Joe Satriani" are surely missing the point. It's a cool piece of robotics, it plays a guitar and it's interesting. It'd be interesting to see them put the fingertips all the way up the neck - it'd be great to hear it play something that is physically impossible for a human to play. It must also have an application for luthiers. Given that the sound of a guitar involves the interaction between fingers, string, guitar (and pickups -> electronics -> amps etc) it'd be a very useful way to standardise the sound across mass-produced guitars. Yes I'd also like a hand-made PRS custom but if I have only a little money to spend it would be nice to know that the guitar I get isn't a dud. It would be handy for automatic setup of guitars - being able to check the intonation - those "fingertips" look as though they could be set to hover on the string at the harmonic points. Being able to check that the frets aren't sticking out too much, are properly aligned etc. in a factory where 1000s are being built at once would surely be a useful asset.

  263. Art or Performer by wls · · Score: 1

    This is going to raise an interesting question -- which is more sought after, the artistic content or the performer.

    When you go to see someone play, are you going to see _them_ play (even if there are inaccuracies) or is it to experience the real music.

    Sometimes I'm disappointed when a concert rendition doesn't hold "true" to the recording studio's copy, and othertimes I'm more entertained when it's the performance. (e.g. Would Blue Man Group be as interesting without the showmanship?)

    Then again, as a geek, I'd pay to see a guitar playing robot.

    1. Re:Art or Performer by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "Sometimes I'm disappointed when a concert rendition doesn't hold "true" to the recording studio's copy"

      Why? If I want to hear the CD version I'll put on the CD. I prefer it when performers know how to improvise their own work.

  264. Helloooooo by marcuswebb · · Score: 1

    Have you guys not seen http://www.capturedbyrobots.com/ ? This guy fucking rules & GTRBOT is not to be fucked with. You have to see this shit live to full appreciate.

  265. Re: Robert Fripp by chochos · · Score: 1

    Dude, Fripp IS King Crimson. Don't listen to what he says, I mean it sounds very poetic all that stuff about music that needs to be played and then KC is formed etc but the truth of the matter is there's no crimson without Fripp.

    He hasn't played with Crimson on and off. He disintegrates Crimson for a while, does some solo stuff or whatever, then assembles the band again with whomever is available (Levin, Gunn, Bruford, Belew, Mastelotto, etc) and does something with them.

  266. My days are numbered? by crusher-1 · · Score: 1

    Ya right. I'm 45 and have been playing guitar since i was 13. I'd like to see said robot follow me for 8 bars! I bet I can blow it up in less than 4. My days are numbered - Ya sure, right, ok, whatever!

    I'd be upset - but I can't stop laughing. I can play better than any machine - I'd really like to see this thing to improve jazz fusion. It doesn't stand a chance, poor sot!

    Cheers. :)

  267. It's been done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A single person created an entire band out of robots. I can't seem to find images of it, but this isn't original.

  268. CD or Improv by wls · · Score: 1

    Usually my first exposure is to the radio, which often has different version than what it available on CD. However, while I'm wanting to see the artist perform the song, sometimes I'm not exactly enjoying the improv version. Glad they can do it? Sure. And, some are much better than others. I suppose it's a matter of preference, that's all.

  269. Crazy J... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But can Crazy J. finger-tap?