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  1. Come on guys... on King Kong vs. Movie Pirates · · Score: 4, Funny

    This wouldn't even be a real contest. I'm betting 5 to 1 on kong, in three rounds.

  2. Re:well on Videogames: In the Beginning · · Score: 1
    I've been racking my brain to think why it's ironic ... I deduced that the person wearing the t-shirt was in-fact an Atari 2600 joy-stick

    I think it is more likely that the poster is confusing the word ironic with coincidental, and that the person was, in fact, an original Nintendo controller.

  3. I've heard this before on Violence in Video Games Debate Continues to Rage · · Score: 1
    Violence in Video Games Debate Continues to Rage

    In other news, General Francisco Franco is still dead. News at 11.

  4. Misread that... on Bill Would Let Police Monitor Email · · Score: 5, Funny
    Did anyone else think that the headline said that Bill Gates would personally allow the police to read his email?

    Even I thought that was too incredible to believe.

  5. An advantage of java... on Best Language for Beginner Programmers? · · Score: 1

    The College Board AP test is in java. Saying that the class is an AP class might make more people think it's worth their time. Most colleges also give you credit for AP scores. An AP test at $90 is actually a bargain when compared to the normal cost of 3-4 college credits.

  6. Re:The Arguement on Equal Time For Creationism · · Score: 1
    ...that in an infinite system, it will STILL HAVE TO HAPPEN, no matter how small.

    Not necessarily. Take for example, the set of even numbers, which is an infinetly large set. There is still ZERO chance of selecting a number from the set at random and having that number be odd.

  7. Re:Just Because... on Eerie Sounds from Saturn · · Score: 5, Funny
    Just because the Saturnites...

    We prefer the term Saturnian, you insensitive clod!

  8. Low and behold on NASA's Astronaut Glove Design Competition · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's my design. Comment on it at will.

  9. Here's my reaction... on Microsoft Frowned at for Smiley Patent · · Score: 1

    (_:-(|)
    D'OH!!!!

  10. It's really not that hard, people... on Basics of RAID · · Score: 1
    ... all you have to do is point the can at the beehive and spray.

    And for god's sake try not to get yoursefl stung.

    You don't really nead a whole article about using RAID.

  11. Let me guess... on U.S. High Level Anti-Piracy Post Created · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... they staffed the post with a pirate's mortal enemy: a ninja.

  12. Possibly... on How the ESRB Rates Games · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... a Oujia board?

  13. Hmmmmm... on How Ice Melts · · Score: 4, Funny
    Ever wonder how ice melts?

    No.

  14. I don't know guys... on David Clark: Rebuild the Internet · · Score: 1

    Sounds pricey. I don't think I can afford more than $6 million to rebuild him... I mean it...

  15. How to make Php and MySQL do anything... on How to Do Everything with PHP and MySQL · · Score: 1
    Can your precious PHP and MySQL tell you "I love you?" Can it offer you solace throughout your trials and tribulations? Will is cuddle with you after? Will it hold you?

    I didn't think so... so alone... so alone...

  16. 100 years of relativity? on 100 Years of Special Relativity · · Score: 1

    I've been circling the earth at near light speed for that long, you insensitive clod!

  17. How dare you! on Our Brains Don't Work Like Computers · · Score: 1

    Not like a computer? I'm a cyborg, you insensitive clod!

  18. Re:-1 Troll on Who Cares if Analog TV Goes Dark? · · Score: 1

    Holy crap... no FOX? How is this "enough to watch?"

  19. This is crazy! on 13.1 Surround Sound Coming to a Home near you? · · Score: 1
    A system with 14 speakers? What next? A razor with four blades?

    What? They already have that? Son of a bitch...

  20. Yeah, but... on Linux Chess Supercomputer Overpowers Grandmaster · · Score: 5, Funny
    In my mind, there will always be only one true grandmaster.

    I'm still waiting for the day where a supercomputer can win a rap battle against a human...

  21. Three planets are aligning? on Three Planets Racing this Weekend · · Score: 2, Informative
    Looks like it's time to cue "Also sprach Zarathustra," by Richard Strauss.

    (for the ill-informed, it's the music from 2001: A Space Odyssey that goes: duhhhh....duhhh....DUHHHHHH... [dun dun dun dun dun dun])

  22. Using legos is great and all... on New Independent Lego Journal Launches · · Score: 2, Funny

    But I wish they hadn't built their web server with legos. Sometimes, making things out of legos is (gasp) not practical. :(

  23. How dare they.... on LA Times Pulls Wikitorial, Blames Slashdot · · Score: 2, Funny
    Blame slashdot? I think we all know who the real culprit is here...

    (dramatic pause)

    KAHNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

  24. Wow... on Digital Clock as Thin as Paper · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't wait to see when these same guys make a single sheet of paper as thick as a digital clock! It would be sweet. I don't think I see many uses for it though...

  25. Hypothetical conversation... on Star Wars 3D And TV · · Score: 2, Funny

    You: Hey, I just saw "The Phantom Menace" in glorious 3D!
    Me: Really? Did it still suck?