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  1. Nice misleading story, guys... on Debris Seen Falling Off Shuttle During Launch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the Story summary:
    Debris Seen Hitting Shuttle During Launch

    From TFA:
    The NASA video showed the unidentified debris falling and not appearing to hit Discovery.

    Honestly, guys....do you even read submissions anymore?

    Anyway, given the current technology, it's pretty much impossible to eliminate falling launch debris. We should know more about any possible damage by tomorrow, after the Discovery crew finish their VSE via boom-mounted camera.
  2. All new. on Black And White 2 Preview · · Score: -1, Flamebait


    And it's clear that for this sequel, he isn't prepared to make the same mistakes twice.

    Nope....he'll be making all new mistakes this time around!

    Seriously, just what was the appeal of B&W, anyway? You're supposed to be these people's GOD, but you wind up being more of a wet nurse to them. If I want to waste my time keeping virtual pets alive, I'll play Creatures, thanks.

  3. Re:Funny, on Microsoft and Google Fighting for the Skies · · Score: 1


    You're kidding, right? I used to have to use MapQuest a lot for my job, and about 40% of the directions I downloaded had significant errors in them. Fortunately, most of them were east to spot (for example, being directed to turn right (south), when you were previously going west), but they still were confusing, and some errors were significant enough to render the directions worthless.

    Granted, this was several years ago...I don't know whether or not they've improved, since I now use Google maps almost exclusively.

  4. The Winner in the long-term on Microsoft and Google Fighting for the Skies · · Score: 0


    The winner in the long-term will be the one with the most current, up-to-date content. Microsoft already got bit in the ass regarding this (the Apple campus debacle), so this should be abundantly clear to everyone.

  5. First and foremost, cover your ass. on How Should One Respond to a Network Break In? · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Document everything in writing, discuss the situation with your superiors, and seriously consider initiating some form of legal action. If you are the first to get litigious, you stand a better chance of having the situation resolved in your favor. Unfortunate, but true.

  6. CAUTION!!! VOLTRON SPOILERS FOLLOW!!! on Voltron Coming To The Big Screen · · Score: 5, Funny
    CAUTION!!! VOLTRON SPOILERS FOLLOW!!!

    Voltron cast:

    Keith: Jon Bon Jovi
    Lance: John Cusak
    Princess Allura: Natalie Portman
    Hunk: Brian Thompson
    Pidge: Elijah Wood
    King Zarkon: Anthony Hopkins
    Prince Lotor: Christopher Walken
    Robeast: Rosie O'Donnell

    Read further only if you don't mind knowing how the Voltron movie ends...


    OK...you've been warned...

    "FORM BLAZING SWORD!!!"

    ^_^
  7. Y2Khai on Nerdcore Rap In The Press · · Score: 5, Informative


    If you're gonna talk about rap, don't forget Y2Khai. ^_^

  8. Get your ass to Korea. on Gamer Nation · · Score: 1

    TFA reads like something out of William Gibson or Neal Stephenson.
    I wonder how difficult Korean is to learn...

  9. Re:What's going to make them stop? on Annual Cost of Microsoft Monopoly: $10 Billion · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Until the penalties outweigh the revenue, what's going to make MS stop?

    MS is certainly contributing to making itself stop, with antics like these.
    As Microsoft makes it more and more difficult to use its products (from a legal standpoint as well as an illegal one), the alternatives are going to look more and more attractive by comparison.

  10. Global Warming Confirmed. on Congressman Seeks Scientists' Personal Data · · Score: 2, Insightful


    By using such despicable harassment techniques against these scientists, all Joe Barton has managed to accomplish here is to certify their findings.

    After all, if their results could be disputed rationally, there would be no need for such underhanded tactics.

  11. 'SAUVIM'? on The Hawaiian Autonomous Undersea Robot · · Score: 4, Funny


    What a terrible acronym! Let's see if we can come up with some better ones.

    Here's my contribution:

    Semi
    Autonomous
    Underwater
    Robot
    Over
    Network

    Pease post your ideas below:

  12. Re:Society's POV on Using Google Maps to Get Out of a Traffic Ticket · · Score: 1


    If the officer is in court, he is assured to catch zero criminals.

    You're forgetting the 'criminal' in the defendant's position in the court...the 'criminal' that is assured to go free if the officer neglects to keep his court date.

    But judging from your other posts, you seem to forget quite a bit.

  13. Re:Society's POV on Using Google Maps to Get Out of a Traffic Ticket · · Score: 1, Insightful

    From your original post:
    Sounds like everything worked out perfectly for both you and society.
    It seems like you forgot what you originally posted.
  14. Re:Society's POV on Using Google Maps to Get Out of a Traffic Ticket · · Score: 1, Insightful


    You're forgetting the day's wages I lost going through the absurd motions of having to 'prove my innocence'.

  15. Using the internet to prove your innocence... on Using Google Maps to Get Out of a Traffic Ticket · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here's a brief tale of my experience..

    A few years ago, I was involved in a bad traffic accident. The time was well before dawn, and I was starting on my morning commute to Lansing. I turned out from my subdivision onto a main street, and was broadsided by a car whose driver had failed to turn his lights on. After the accident, I asked the other driver if he had his lights on. "No.", he blithely replied. "Don't you think you should have???" I said. In response, he gave only a shrug.

    Fast forward two and a half hours later, when the police finally arrive at the scene (that's right, two and a half hours). The policeman asks what happened. I reply that I pulled out in front of the other car, but I was unable to see him as it was pitch black out, and the other driver had neglected to turn his lights on. The policeman asks the other driver, "Did you have your lights on?" "No", he replies. The policeman then writes him a ticket for driving without headlights. Then, he turns around and writes me a ticket for failure to yield! "How exactly was I supposed to yield to a vehicle I couldn't see, Officer?", I ask testily. His only reply is "tell it to the judge".

    So now, in addition to having to get my car towed, and the hassle of opening a claim with my insurance company, I get to miss a day of work going to court. Before the court date, I compile a stack of data from various sources on the internet, all showing that the time of sunrise at the exact latitude and longitude of the accident, on the date of the accident, was a full two hours after the time of the accident, thus proving that the ambient light was zero, and that I had no chance to see the light-less car heading my way.

    Fast forward to the court date. I walk into court with a thick sheaf of papers under my arm, determined to absolve myself of any blame.

    The case lasted exactly twelve seconds. The officer failed to show, and the judge dismissed the case.

    To this day, I still remember the odd mixture of relief and indignation I felt as I walked out of the courthouse.

  16. Re:Hmm... on U.S. Gov't Grows Giant Mutant Trout · · Score: 4, Funny


    Can I get the goverment to make a genetically-altered giant version
    of all my other favorite foods too? (e.g. Twinkies)


    I don't know...have they finished sequencing the Twinkie genome yet? ^_^

  17. Re:Keep it simple...go with NetMeeting. on Video Conferencing Behind a Firewall? · · Score: 1

    Erm, no.

    The valid request is not "open these ports for me, tech-monkey!".

    I don't believe that I was endorsing such a position (/me peruses original post)...no, that's not at all what I said...thanks for the misrepersentation, though. It just doesn't feel like Slashdot until someone pulls the old straw-man gag.

    Can you figure something out that isn't too expensive?"

    Um...as I said in my previous post, NetMeeting is included in Windows, making the cost pretty much zero.

    You'd think a /. poster might have more respect for their IT department...

    I am the IT department, thanks.

    You'd think a /. poster might have a clue...

  18. Oblig. Jurassic Park quote: on U.S. Gov't Grows Giant Mutant Trout · · Score: 1

    "Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should"
    Dr. Ian Malcolm
  19. Keep it simple...go with NetMeeting. on Video Conferencing Behind a Firewall? · · Score: 3, Insightful


    I would have to recommend NetMeeting...it's easy to implement, and is already installed on your Windows machines. However, there are quite a few ports that need to be opened...to ensure smooth passage through the firewall, I recommend you take your IT guy to lunch at your local watering hole to discuss it. ^_^

    Seriously, though, the opening of these ports should prove to be a minimal security risk if done correctly. A firewall admin who won't open any ports is a firewall admin who doesn't know how to do his job (Ford Motor Company's firewall boys spring to mind here). Remember, this is a valid request you're making, and implementing that request in a safe and secure manner is their job.

  20. Wallace & Gromit were right! on Google Moon Debuts · · Score: -1, Redundant


    Zoom in as far as you can on the moon image and see for yourself! ^_^

  21. Get over yourself, John. on Dvorak on Creative Commons · · Score: 4, Funny
    From TFA:
    I mean my grandkids will own all my writing exclusively until 75 years after I'm dead,
    Oooooooh...lucky, lucky grandkids. Imagine owning the collected works of the great John Dvorak...that and a quarter will buy you half a candy bar.
  22. Put the blame where it belongs. on Government Pressure on ESRB · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From TFA:
    And these games are having a real, detrimental inpact on young minds, Baca said -- "In a video game, you're actually pursuing and simulating a person. You're under hypnosis. You're a person that is dramatizing, that is living the example of what is going on."
    OK, who else is sick of this shit? Hands?
    If a child decides to emulate the antics of a character in a video game, it is not the game's fault...it is the fault of the child's parents who have failed to instruct the child in the fundamental differences between fantasy and reality. They are the ones who should and must be held accountable for the misdeeds of their progeny.
    When parents use their televisions and consoles as nanny and babysitter, they shouldn't be too surprised when their children begin using them as role models.
  23. Backhanded compliment on Doom Movie Might Not Be Terrible · · Score: 5, Funny


    It's pretty sad when the phrase 'might not suck' is actually a positive review.

  24. Re:Already trademarked? on Google Investors Find New Project · · Score: 1


    Um....why would they have trademark issues with themselves/i>?

  25. Re:Sophistry at its finest... on SpamSlayer - should we DDOS spammers? · · Score: 2, Interesting


    I'm not oversimplifying at all here. The difference between Blue Security's strategy and a Slashdotting is one of intent. Slashdotters don't intend to take down the site they are trying to view. Blue Security, however, has openly admitted that their strategy is designed to cripple spammers' web sites. While the actual content of Blue Security's traffic consists of perfectly valid unsubscribe requests, the fact remains that the primary objective is to bring spam websites to their knees through sheer volume...the precise definition of a DDOS attack.

    I hate spam as much as the next guy, but vigilantism such as this will only make a bad situation worse.