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Using Google Maps to Get Out of a Traffic Ticket

Michael Nguyen writes "Edwin uses Google Maps to prove to the judge his traffic ticket was wrongly issued, saving himself some cash and points on his license. During his testimony, Edwin whips out a notebook, loads up Google Maps and upstages the offending officer with some quick Google Map searches." I wonder if anyone's gotten out of a ticket by showing how inaccurate most speed-check methods can be.

817 comments

  1. Hopfully the guy was inocent. by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The problem with small fines like traffic tickets are that you need to prove that you are innocent of the crime vs. having to prove that you are guilty. If more and more people can prove their not guilty then the police will need to provide evidence that you were indeed guilty of the crime. And stop making traffic violations a means to subsidize taxes.

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    1. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by winkydink · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's because in most cases, at least here in CA, you are contesting a moving violation, not a misdemeanor. You can choose to contest it as a misdemeanor, and get all the requisite priveleges that go along with it (I expect that getting booked, printed & phot'd will be part of the process). This will have the consequence of pissing off the judge and the DA to no end, so you'd really better be innocent before heading down this path.

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    2. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 1

      True. And chances are if less traffic tickets are issued due to something like this becoming common, it would just mean a hike in taxes, or a simple fine for running a stop-sign being worth much much more then it already is.

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    3. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or at least be smart enough not to provide the accused with internet access from the courthouse :-)

    4. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by rritterson · · Score: 1

      It doesn't quite work that way, in my opinion.

      A ticket is basically the same as being charged with a crime. Both are based on reasonable evidence that you broke the law. You can choose to not contest the charge, or you can choose to argue in your defense in court.

      The real difference is tickets give you the nice option of admitting guilt by mail, to save you an annoying trip to court.

      Do you know anyone who falsely got a ticket? If you go to court and say "I wasn't going over the speed limit", the police officer who wrote the ticket will have to first appear in court, then explain his method of estimating your speed, then prove his method was accurate. If he/she fails any of the above, the charges are dismissed. Where is the assumption of guilt?

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    5. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've never been to traffic court, have you?

    6. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      It's not a crime, it's an infraction.

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    7. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      Maybe their grammar sucks.


    8. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh.. you get beat up alot? I would assume the answer to be YES, which would explain your status as a miserable bastard..

    9. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      He illegally used the court wifi and was charged with a felony for which he'll appear in court again at a later date. He's planning on using his laptop again to show how the judge was incorrect.

    10. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by SeventyBang · · Score: 1



      well, they certainly weren't inocent of bad spelling!!!!!!


    11. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Procyon101 · · Score: 1

      Actually, a ticket is NOT a crime. It is more akin to a small lawsuit of the state against you, therefore you do not need to be proven guilty beyond any doubt, but rather, only be a preponderance of evidence.

    12. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by BorgHunter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You can choose to contest it as a misdemeanor, and get all the requisite priveleges that go along with it

      Rights. Not privileges, rights. It is my right as a citizen of a free country to be considered innocent until proven guilty, to be given a fair and speedy trial, and to not speak until I can talk to my attorney. I am indeed privileged to have these basic human rights (which, sadly, do not exist in some third world lands), but that does not change the fact that they are rights and not privileges. Some may think that I'm being too anal regarding the two words, but I disagree. I think that the moment we begin to think our basic rights "privileges," people's "privileges" will be taken away for this or that. That is not a road I wish to go down.

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    13. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      And stop making traffic violations a means to subsidize taxes.

      Hah hah hah! That was a good one. (and I DON'T live in the US).

    14. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by AstroDrabb · · Score: 5, Interesting
      This will have the consequence of pissing off the judge and the DA to no end
      And why should the judge's or DA's mood have _anything_ to do with a case? That is the major problem with local courts IMO. The small-time judges act as if they are god's and rulers of their domain.

      I once (many years ago in my college days) had a parking ticket. I put the ticket somewhere and it really got misplaced. I totally forgot about it. A few weeks later while I was on break from college and working during the summer, I get a knock on my apartment door. Two constables were standing there to arrest me for not paying a freackin $10 ticket! I go with them (in cuffs!) and go into a room with the judge; note: it was _not_ a court room. The judge basically acts as if he will put me away for a long time, tells his sheriff to re-cuff me and "take this punk away". Well, I really didn't want to go to jail, so I was basically at the judges mercy. I agreed to pay the fines, had to apologize to the court about how I "didn't mean to not take his jurisdiction seriously", yada, yada, yada.

      It really is a crook what local judges can get away with in the USA. Most of the cases they hear only need to show a "preponderance" of the evidence. Basically it means who ever the judge feels like believing. So if it is just your word and some cops, guess who the judge is going to believe?

      In local courts in the USA, it really is "guilty until proven innocent". Oh, unless of course you pay a lawyer a few hundred bucks to go with you to the small claims/local court. Judges act _totally_ different if you have representation! Without a lawyer, you are pretty much toast; with a lawyer, you have a much better chance. I think that it is really sad if you are not able to represent yourself in a municipal court!

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    15. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by uberdave · · Score: 1

      And what, pray tell, is wrong with starting a sentence with "and"? Here's one: "And gates are the backbone of chip design."

    16. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be careful using 'hopefully' to mean 'ideally'-see this explanation.

    17. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by jcr · · Score: 1

      What they were harassing you for was the failure to appear. That's much more serious than the ticket itself, as far as magistrates are concerned.

      -jcr

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    18. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by b17bmbr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      driving is a privilege not a right. there are certain things we trade to live in a free society, such as unlimited freedoms "I'll wherever, whenever, however" with basic safety. a traffic ticket is not a crime, it is a code violation, that's all. if you get X number of them, you can have your privilege revoked. rights are entirely different. let's take an altogether separate yet related example. (and one I know quite well, as it happened to a friend many years ago.) You own a dry cleaning business, you follow all the rules, laws, etc. A female employee gets pregnant. She can't work around the toxic cleaning solutions. Fine. OSHA comes in and orders the business closed until changes are made, fines them, and orders them to pay temporary lost wages. No crime was committed, they weren't hauled off to jail, nothing. Most environmental regs are such. So too workers' regs. Are we willing to eschew all those? Perhaps. perhaps not.

      We(society) accept traffic cops and their patrolling of the streets to keep us safe. (This is not the same as "law enforcement though.) We must follow traffic laws or else we'll be unable to drive anywhere.

      As for rights, I feel the major problem we have is that everyone feels everythign is a right. And no, aboriton, marriage, and welfare are not rights. That just highlights the problem. We have grown accustomed to thinking everything is a right. Rights are an entirely different idea. Being able to "just do something" is hardly a right. I just can't drive, I don't own the road, I don't own the traffic lights, and I don't follow the rules, I can endanger others.

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    19. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by pete6677 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you were as much of a pompous ass to the court as you are on Slashdot (Mr. "Senior Programmer"), no wonder you got your ass handed to you. It may not sound fair at first, but it's called Karma, and you had it coming to you.

    20. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      Not true. In most states, traffic offenses are Class C Misdemeanors. This makes them the lowest class, but they are still criminal offenses.

    21. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you fail to understand though, is that the presumption of innocence, while still applied, doesn't mean anything once you've received a ticket or a citation. The citation is for the legal infraction you've committed, and is only issued if you were witnessed performing the act.

      It's you're legal right to defend yourself against such an act, but a cop can't give you a ticket because he thinks you might have been speeding, he gives it to you because you were freaking caught.

      It's not an issue of rights versus privleges, it's an issue of "can I beat this by finding a loophole in the law?" typically.

    22. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Spetiam · · Score: 1

      That is the major problem with local courts IMO. The small-time judges act as if they are god's and rulers of their domain.

      That's a problem with more than just local courts...

    23. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by hazem · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We(society) accept traffic cops and their patrolling of the streets to keep us safe. (This is not the same as "law enforcement though.)

      I do believe you are wrong on this count. I do contract work for a person who works for my state - giving "Traffic Law Enforcement" presentations to judges and cops.

      There are traffic laws, and cops enforce them. That's law enforcement.

      What do you think a "code" is? Go check out http://www.gpoaccess.gov/uscode/

      The first sentence is: "The United States Code is the codification by subject matter of the general and permanent laws of the United States."

    24. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that, by paying taxes, we *do* own the streets amd traffic lights.

      We have to be careful while using them, but we do indeed own them.

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    25. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by j-turkey · · Score: 4, Insightful
      driving is a privilege not a right. there are certain things we trade to live in a free society, such as unlimited freedoms "I'll wherever, whenever, however" with basic safety. a traffic ticket is not a crime, it is a code violation, that's all.

      Even citizens accused of civil citations (code violations, as you put it) deserve proper protection under the law.

      Further, many traffic tickets are actaully crimes. In many states, speeding 20 MPH over the posted speed limit can be deemed reckless driving by the arresting officer...this is typically a misdemeanor. However, the evidence is still accepted as prima facie, and the driver is still preumed guilty until proven innocent. Sadly, this is widely abused across the country by many municipalities in order to enhance local revenue.

      We(society) accept traffic cops and their patrolling of the streets to keep us safe. (This is not the same as "law enforcement though.) We must follow traffic laws or else we'll be unable to drive anywhere.

      I sure don't accept many of their practices, including speed traps, DUI roadblocks, and red light cameras...particularly the latter, where the accused is not even given a chance to face their accusor.

      FWIW, I agree that we live in a society where we seem to have a sense of entitlement. It's a bummer. However, I still think that much of our speed enforcement as well as the 'justice' system surrounding it is a freaking joke. Criminal justice of any kind should not be treated in the cavalier manner that it is in the traffic system.

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    26. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by jrockway · · Score: 1

      The `and' is unnecessary, you dope. `And' can start a sentence when the author wants to emphasize a point like: uberdave is an idiot because his example sentence was wrong. And stupid, at that. :)

      The `and' is there for emphasis and style; it is not grammatically correct.

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    27. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by non0score · · Score: 1

      We, as a whole, and not just you or I personally. So when (your) grandparent poster said that he doesn't own the light, he is correct.

    28. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by GrahamCox · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Rights. Not privileges, rights. It is my right as a citizen of a free country to be considered innocent until proven guilty, to be given a fair and speedy trial, and to not speak until I can talk to my attorney. I am indeed privileged to have these basic human rights (which, sadly, do not exist in some third world lands)

      The USA is in the third world now? Cough... cough... Guantanamo... cough...

    29. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

      You appear to have missed Civics class. The judicial system is not the local library, and generally has a habit of getting what it wants. This is as important even for the most trivial things, and any less would indicate a failed system.

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    30. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Chmarr · · Score: 1

      Depends on the nature of the moving violation. They can range from infractions (unsafe lane change), to felonys (Driving While Intoxicated)

    31. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Procyon101 · · Score: 1

      Ahh.. I was going on my knowledge of Washington State.

    32. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by TheGreek · · Score: 1

      I sure don't accept many of their practices, including speed traps, DUI roadblocks, and red light cameras...particularly the latter, where the accused is not even given a chance to face their accusor.

      You're kidding, right? They mail you a ticket with photos clearly showing that you ran the red light. I'll take that over a cop's subjective judgement any day of the week.

      (Then again, I don't run red lights.)

    33. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "The problem with small fines like traffic tickets are that you need to prove that you are innocent of the crime vs. having to prove that you are guilty."

      To be fair, in the event of a traffic ticket a trained officer has 'caught you in the act'. (As opposed to finding evidence that you might have done it and making a case for it.)

      Not saying it's right, but I can understand the mentality.

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    34. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by austad · · Score: 3, Funny

      You did it all wrong. When you get a parking ticket, put it on the car behind you. 9 times out of 10, the person will just pay it without looking at it.

      A co-worker of mine used to do this when living on the east coast, and it only backfired twice, out of about 20 of them.

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    35. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Simple logic.

      We own something.
      I am a subset of we.
      I also own the something.

      Just because you own it in a collective manner doesn't mean you don't own it.

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    36. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Chmarr · · Score: 1

      "And-gates" needs to be hyphenated :)

    37. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have to agree.

      Since when did we start punishing people for attempted "wrong doing" anyhow? If someone speeds and hurts no one, who exactly is the victim?

      Sure, in theory it may cut down on the wreckless driving. But I seriously doubt it. Much more likely is that this prevalent attitude of prevention will stifle individual and society development. No longer will people be able to choose consciously what is proper behavior. Any intelligent person knows when they are driving dangerously. If someone screws up, *that* is when you should punish them. There will no longer be true consequences, but only premonitions (much like Minority Report). And those that do drive wreckless? They will do it *still*.

      No law will prevent dumbasses from being dumbasses. Some shithead crashed into my sister's car last week going 40+ mph during day. He sped off and hid the car. The cops did *nothing*. They did not even search for the car. My sister's friend helped find the car (it was totalled.. couldn't have gone far) and alert the cops. The cops arrested the guy (who was drunk, had no license, and was busted for cocaine possesion a few days prior). The guy was released the same day. Fucking hit-and-run with no license.

      This crap with requiring kids to wear helmets while riding their bike? I just found that shit out last week. I'm appalled. And I'm quite serious too. Do I really want to be an American? Bush can blow on his freedom whistle all day, but it rings hollow to me.

    38. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by HairyCanary · · Score: 1
      You're just as bad, speaking in absolutes. What he said IS true IN SOME STATES. And NOT true IN SOME STATES.

      In addition to Washington, as mentioned by someone else who responded to your post, Oregon also does not consider a traffic infraction a criminal offense. It's a simple ordinance violation, below class C misdemeanor. If they were misdemeanors, you'd have the luxury of requiring a higher standard of proof -- beyond a resonable doubt. Because they are civil and not criminal, the standard is only preponderance of the evidence.

    39. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by dknj · · Score: 1

      You're kidding, right? They mail you a ticket with photos clearly showing that you ran the red light. I'll take that over a cop's subjective judgement any day of the week. And then I borrow your car and run a red light. Guess who's getting the ticket! And remember whatever you say, I can use as my defense if I ran a redlight in my car.

    40. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by jumbledInTheHead · · Score: 1

      Let me tell you about taking a lawyer. First off, I live in Arizona, where you can be written a ticket for "imprudent driving," not violating the speed limit. So I take a lawyer, there is no prosecutor just the cops testimony. The cop never provided any evidenve or testimony that she was certified to operate the radar gun, or that I was driving unsafely, just that I was going -- over the speed limit. Plus she didn't know how big the radar beam was at the distance she illuminated me with it. Anyways long story short, I had to pay the ticket and my lawyer's fees.

    41. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Fuzzle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      However, it does limit the ways in which you can interact with it, and limit you to obey certain rules in your relationship with it. That's part of a social contract that we all "agree" to by paying taxes and staying in this society.

    42. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "echo "127.0.0.1 slashdot.org" >> /etc/hosts"

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    43. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Everyone seems to ignore the parts of posts that they don't like.

      From my origional post:

      We have to be careful while using them, but we do indeed own them.

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    44. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Fuzzle · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I didn't see that, I was actually just responding to the guy who was talking about the logic equation. His logic may be "sound" but does not represent a reality of constraints that we live in. Your point stands, but I wasn't really addressing it, only the logic construct.

    45. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. I didn't come to a complete stop when making a right turn on red because there was no cars anywhere, and I got a ticket for that. I challanged it and the cop changed the story from what was written on the ticket for me going through a red light to make a LEFT turn on red. Regardless of the fact that the cop WROTE ON THE TICKET and the fact that I had a (crappy) lawyer, I got a larger ticket for making a left turn on red instead of the right turn, the judge didn't care that the cop's story was entirely inconsistant.

    46. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      The logic construct was mine. The constraints did not need to be addressed in it as they had been addressed by me in my previous post.

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    47. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Sue for malpractice, you had a shitty lawyer. No matter how corrupt their system is, no lawyer should have lost such an easy-to-defend case.

    48. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by jumbledInTheHead · · Score: 1

      I don't think you can sue someone for being a bad lawyer. Maybe negligence, but not being good. Besides I think more of it is the judges fault. Ohh well, live and learn.

    49. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by RevDobbs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are a tool.

      "People are so subjective. Technology is never wrong."

      Ever hear the phrase "good enough for government work"? Who do you think calibrates these cameras?

    50. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      % "echo "127.0.0.1 slashdot.org" >> /etc/hosts" bash: echo 127.0.0.1: command not found

    51. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Spleenl3oy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Notice how he said "citizen" of a free country, not terrorist.

    52. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by timmi · · Score: 1

      Red Light Cams have been shown to increase the incidence of accidents in intersections, because people will panic brake for fear of a ticket.

    53. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by 0racle · · Score: 1

      People do the same thing with a cop car on the side of the road, should we remove them from the roads?

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    54. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      They've already proven your guilt using methods developed and tested over decades. The cop has done it hundreds of times, and the Judge has heard it thousands of times. It's up to you to find a way to cast reasonable doubt on the evidence against you.

      By the way, a police officer witnessing the act is evidence of the crime, and carries much greater weight than an ordinary witness (as it should be, that is their job after all).

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    55. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by StikyPad · · Score: 3, Insightful

      driving is a privilege not a right.

      BS. Driving is not a privelage, it's a requirement. Maybe if you live somewhere with public transportation or mass transit, it's a privelage. Some of us actually don't live in an urban sprawl, and it's not exactly legal to ride a bike on an interstate. Our whole country has been developed with the idea of everyone driving everywhere. By revoking or suspending someone's license, you might as well be saying you want them to drive around without insurance, because that's what's going to happen.

      Aside from that.

    56. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right! However, don't forget that DRIVING IS A PRIVILEGE, and that it could, and should, easily be taken away from you if you're found guilty of the traffic violation in question.

    57. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by neopara · · Score: 1

      But do you see a cop at every intersection?

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    58. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "a traffic ticket is not a crime, it is a code violation" - Whatever you call it, if you don't pay you will either go to the slammer or get "community service".

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    59. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by b17bmbr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My point about "law enforcement" was that speeding is not considered a crime per se. going 75 in a 40 is reckless endangerment I'd assume. I know it's a sticky line between law and code, and IANAL, but there is a difference. A crime by default must cause the loss of rights or freedom, etc., to someone. murder, assault, vandalism, etc.

      a code violation doesn't necesarily have to. if i'm driving 85 an a deserted freeway a 2AM, some cop theoretically could still cite me though nobody is within 1 mile either way.

      yes cops enforce traffic codes/laws whatever. part of the job. what I was trying to point out is that a ticket is not the same legal status as being arrested. and driving is not the same thing as freedom of speech. again, it's legal hair splitting, but i think it's important. we agree to accept the road rules, and live with those who enforce them. that's part of the social contract. we can live all day in fairytale-land where everyone does as they damn well please and nobody gets hurt, but in the real world we gotta make accomodations. that is unless we want to live on a deserted island in which case filling up is a bitch.

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    60. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

      So people are panicing at every intersection?

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    61. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by b17bmbr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      that still doesn't make it a right. all the necessity in the world and it is still a privilege. what are you going to say to a judge when you've gotten your fourth speedin gticket in 6 months. "your honor, I need a car". he's going to laugh. sorry to be an ass, but you don't have to live in the sticks. it's not a requirement. and go back to my last point. for too many people, everything is a right. thinnk about it, if your lifestyle choices can negate law, or can determine the legal status of things, then we're on a pretty slippery slope.

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    62. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Please. People who get speeding tickets are pretty much guilty, and people who fight them are generally people who oppose the law, knowingly break it, then try to exploit some technicality.

      Besides, since testimony is considered evidence, and the whole basis of a speeding ticket is the officer's testimony, they have proven you're guilty within the definitions of the system.

    63. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You own a dry cleaning business, you follow all the rules, laws, etc. A female employee gets pregnant. She can't work around the toxic cleaning solutions. Fine. OSHA comes in and orders the business closed until changes are made, fines them, and orders them to pay temporary lost wages. No crime was committed, they weren't hauled off to jail, nothing. Most environmental regs are such."

      So... which was it, "no crime committed" or "violation of OSHA regulations"? Sounds to me like he was already in violation of regulations but he wasn't called on it until one of his employees got pregnant.

      In the waste water treatment industry, even state employees who fail to comply with regulations risk huge fines and jail time (as a result of being charged with felonies). I find it hard to believe that a private industry that uses perc would get more leniency. Just because they gave him a chance to shape up does not mean that he wasn't in very serious trouble.

      They closed his business. You make it sound like a parking ticket. If he had continued to operate his dangerous facility he would have gone to jail. Environmental regualtions are very serious, but they are also usually have a couple of chances to shape up before the ship you off to jail (because the state does not want to pay to clean up your mess-- they want you to pay to clean up your mess).

      Dry cleaning is a very nasty business. Visit your state department of natural resources/environment and you will probably find out that your state is footing the bill to clean up hundreds of sites.

    64. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      That is the major problem with local courts IMO. The small-time judges act as if they are god's and rulers of their domain.

      You seem to be missing two important points.

      One is that they really are rulers of their domain, small though it may be. We, the people, have through our elected representatives given judges broad latitude to judge. This includes the power to judge you in contempt of court. Rule of law is a pretty fabulous invention, and both the institution and the people who make it happen deserve respect.

      The other? As a practical matter, both judges and cops are from necessity trained to keep things firmly under control. If at any point you act like you have the wrong idea about exactly who is in charge, they will come down on you like a ton of bricks.

      On the other hand, if you're polite, respectful, and show some minor awareness of the fantastic amount of crap they put up with to keep civilization on the rails, you'll likely never have a problem.

    65. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Deeze · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "it's a requirement."

      No, it is your CHOICE to live farther than walking distance from work/shops/entertainment. Living farther than that means that you have brought that requirement on yourself. It is not an inherent requirement. Driving is absolutely a privelage, and if someone wants to mess that up for themselves, then they have only themselves to blame.

    66. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by iocat · · Score: 1

      They frequently calibrate them so that they pictures when the light is still yellow. People have gotten out of tickets by demonstrating the brokenness of the cameras.

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    67. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea in the US you CAN'T sue a lawyer for malpractice at all without getting approval from the local bar association's approval and they almost NEVER approve such a thing (they have to essentialy wrong someone on the bar). Bein a lawyer is being paid to be a crook without ever having to think about getting in trouble.

    68. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by iocat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not paying the fine for a civil infraction is a crime. Funny, isn't it?

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    69. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened to the 9th amendment? Unlike the others before it, this one seems to get little recognition of having any purpose or effect. The founders added these provisions in part to stop the reintroduction of tyrannical notions. I'm pretty sure the introduction went something along the lines of "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

      How on earth do we know which rights the 9th amendment actually lends people? Should cite the bible as proof of human rights given by their creator? The works of Kant and others within the Enlightenment era? Perhaps a simple proof by induction?

      Fortunately, instead of one large tyranny of rights we have 50 seperate ones that agree. So at least there's that.

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    70. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Ancient123 · · Score: 1

      So if i am born in a country i am automaticly stupid and have only myself to blaim for living in the country and if i cant get to DMV to get a license cause its 90 miles away and noone in my house has a license i should consider myself screwed and kill myself. personally i think the punishment should not be having a license revoked but be house arrest. it solves the problem of them driving and if is treated like a form of probation (see drug and alcohol testing) can also lead to an in house rehab session. i say have the guy be stuck at home thinking "damn i was in a rush and now i can't anywhere" because that is WAY more effective then "oh well i guess im driving without a license for the next 3 months"

    71. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by unkokue · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but more importantly, how can you continue to make the grievous error of spelling privilege as privelage if you're reading the dude's post and seeing privilege? Did you think he had it wrong? Why so confident about privelage? I see it twice and I'm not sure I even read your entire post.

    72. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Maserati · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd try that, but I'm in San Francisco. The guy behind me wouldn't pay it either.

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    73. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by falsified · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What the hell does any of that have to do with the law? Yes, in some strange way you own some small part of your city's traffic infrastructure, but you don't own enough of it to have control over it or have power of attorney over it. In fact, in order to reap the standard benefits of ownership, you must act in concert with the "we". There might as well not be any "I".

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    74. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by WNight · · Score: 1

      Rule of law is a pretty fabulous invention, [...] the people who make it happen deserve respect.

      Only if they do a respectable job. The ones that abuse their situation are a horrible burden on humanity. Ditto with dirty cops.

      On the other hand, if you're polite, respectful, [...] you'll likely never have a problem.

      Gotcha. Toe the line, don't speak unless spoken to, do so carefully and quickly. Do all this right and you'll probably avoid unfair treatment.

      The problem is that corruption and incompotence should be mandatory firing offenses. Instead, the most corrupt officials get only minimal punishment and can usually continue to bring the weight of their station to bear on the whistle blower.

    75. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Chrispy1000000+the+2 · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's called a *bus* and people take them to go places if they can't drive there.

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    76. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      People do the same thing with a cop car on the side of the road, should we remove them from the roads?

      Perhaps changing police methods and practices would cause people to react differently to a police presence and thereby increase road safety.

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    77. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Hungus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually that would be a simple fallacy ... Division

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    78. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck tha police

    79. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      That's exactly the point, those guys are presumed to be terrorists, in other words they are presumed guilty until proven innocent. Until they are tried in a court of law, and evidence presented which proves their guilt, they are being denied their basic human rights as citizens.

    80. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by TekGoNos · · Score: 1
      And no, aboriton, marriage, and welfare are not rights.
      Hrmpf.

      From the Universal Declaration of Human Rights :
      Article 16.
      • (1) Men and women of full age [...] have the right to marry and to found a family. [...]

      Article 25.
      • (1) Everyone has the right to a standard of living adequate for the health and well-being of himself and of his family, including food, clothing, housing and medical care and necessary social services, and the right to security in the event of unemployment, sickness, disability, widowhood, old age or other lack of livelihood in circumstances beyond his control.

      So, marriage and welfare are not only rights, but Human Rights. And abortion is a right in the US too.

      Privilege : a right or immunity not enjoyed by others or by all. [source : Webster 1913]

      So, the difference is defined by the law and our culture : if we (in our law) grant it to everyone, it is an universal right, otherwise it is a privilege. And a privilege is still a right, however, not an universal one.

      Get your definitions straight.

      (Although driving IS a privilege, as it is a right not enjoyed by those without a license.)
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    81. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by ChuyMatt · · Score: 1

      oh, you can. But you will lose!

    82. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by numark · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the introduction went something along the lines of "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

      Actually, those lines appear in the Declaration of Independence, not the US Constitution. As such, they have no legal force in anything whatsoever. The Declaration of Independence, while an important document in the history of our country, nonetheless cannot be used in court as a legal basis for anything.

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    83. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      Only if they do a respectable job. The ones that abuse their situation are a horrible burden on humanity. Ditto with dirty cops.

      I agree completely. Perhaps I should have said that they're entitled to respect until they demonstrate otherwise.

      Gotcha. Toe the line, don't speak unless spoken to, do so carefully and quickly. Do all this right and you'll probably avoid unfair treatment.

      Well, I personally am willing to take it farther than that. I've certainly disagreed successfully with cops before. But you have to visibly and continuously demonstrate respect for the cop's authority. And you should never, ever give a hint of the me-big-monkey routine: no yelling, no getting angry, no chest-puffing, no challenging looks.

      Given that, I've actually gotten pretty unfair treatment... in my favor. My girlfriend is amazed at some of the tickets I've gotten out of just by being respectful, agreeable, and honest. It's crazy, but I swear it works.

    84. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by rkoechel · · Score: 1

      which, sadly, do not exist in some third world lands), ... Third world lands? Saudi Arabia is no third world land..among many other developed countries

    85. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by verus+vorago · · Score: 1

      Ownership has nothing to do with taxes. Citizens collectively own public properties because they are citizens not because they pay taxes.

    86. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Charles+W+Griswold · · Score: 1

      driving is a privilege not a right. there are certain things we trade to live in a free society, such as unlimited freedoms "I'll wherever, whenever, however" with basic safety.

      You're equating "driving is a right" with "driving recklessly and irresponsibly is a right". Sorry, that doesn't fly.

      Yes, driving is a right. No, reckless driving is not a right. Yes, free speech is a right. No, yelling "fire" in a crowded theater is not a right. Yes, owning a gun is a right. No, murdering people is not a right. I think you can see the pattern here.

      You own a dry cleaning business, you follow all the rules, laws, etc. A female employee gets pregnant. She can't work around the toxic cleaning solutions. Fine. OSHA comes in and orders the business closed until changes are made, fines them, and orders them to pay temporary lost wages.

      A much better solution would be to simply not allow the business to force the woman to be around the toxic substances, and not allow the business to in any way punish the woman for not being around the cleaning solution. If that means that she can't be in the building, fine. They still have to pay her normal hourly wages even if she can't come to work. Or, they can make the changes necessary to allow her to work.

      Forcing the business to close, fining them, etc. is pretty close to jackbooted thuggery. OSHA should be slapped hard for that.

      We(society) accept traffic cops and their patrolling of the streets to keep us safe. (This is not the same as "law enforcement though.) We must follow traffic laws or else we'll be unable to drive anywhere.

      The traffic cops make us follow the laws, but that's not law enforcement. Err . . . OK. If you say so. BTW, I think that reasonable traffic laws are a good thing. Like I said earlier, reckless, irresponsible driving is not a right; it's a crime.

      As for rights, I feel the major problem we have is that everyone feels everythign is a right. And no, aboriton, marriage, and welfare are not rights.

      Marriage isn't a right? The hell you say! The minute you try to tell me who I can and can't marry is the minute I tell you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself. You want to know what isn't a right? Forcing your narrow-minded ideas of morality on other people. Hold on a minute. {Checks the Constitution.} Nope, it's not in there. Ya know what is, though? The right to travel. Imagine that.

      That just highlights the problem. We have grown accustomed to thinking everything is a right. Rights are an entirely different idea. Being able to "just do something" is hardly a right. I just can't drive, I don't own the road, I don't own the traffic lights, and I don't follow the rules, I can endanger others.

      Gee, really. Let me ask you something. Who's money paid for that road? Who's money paid for that traffic light? Who's money pays the salery of that traffic cop? Who's money lines the pockets of the guys who wrote the traffic laws? Mine, that's who's. Yes, and your's as well. And yes, that does mean that I (partially) own the streets and the traffic lights. They're my streets and I have the right to drive on them. And no, I don't have the right to break the traffic laws.
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    87. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by MemoryAid · · Score: 1

      The trick is having your car registered to an out-of-state corporation that can't be linked to you, or reached, for that matter. But perhaps I've said too much....

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    88. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      Certainly the DoI can add color to the Constitution. And that color is nessecary if the judicial system is to ever take the 9th seriously again.

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    89. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      So, marriage and welfare are not only rights, but Human Rights. And abortion is a right in the US too.

      Not as recognized by the US. Quoting a UN declaration does nothing for your argument.

      So, the difference is defined by the law and our culture : if we (in our law) grant it to everyone, it is an universal right, otherwise it is a privilege.

      No, if you have it by default, it is a right. If you must earn it, then it is a privelege.

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    90. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by MemoryAid · · Score: 1

      So you think it's 'or' gates that are the backbone of chip design?

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    91. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by shiftless · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      that still doesn't make it a right. all the necessity in the world and it is still a privilege. what are you going to say to a judge when you've gotten your fourth speedin gticket in 6 months. "your honor, I need a car". he's going to laugh.

      I got ~ 10 speeding tickets in 6 months, curiously starting just after I got a new Mustang. I drove around for years in older, less sporty vehicles, and only had a ticket or two. Suddenly the bastards were handing me tickets left and right. Is this because I suddenly became a horrible driver, or some other reason, perhaps something related to "revenue enhancement"?

      My license was suspended for months. I was pulled over on several occasions with a suspended license, and let go because having car is a necessity to get back and forth from work, etc.

      sorry to be an ass, but you don't have to live in the sticks. it's not a requirement.

      I'm tired of seeing this stupid reasoning every time this topic comes up. I'll live where I damn well please, and I'll drive where the hell I please. Period. Try and stop me.

    92. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by shiftless · · Score: 1

      No, it is your CHOICE to live farther than walking distance from work/shops/entertainment. Living farther than that means that you have brought that requirement on yourself. It is not an inherent requirement.

      Yes, the same way people who were born in and continue to live in Northern Canada have *chosen* to live in a place that's cold as hell, and have *brought upon themselves* the requirement for having a heater going 24/7 and dogsleds to get from point A to point B.

    93. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by weg · · Score: 1
      I am indeed privileged to have these basic human rights (which, sadly, do not exist in some third world lands)


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    94. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

      don't get me wrong, i'm not defending the cops at all. hell, where i live, it's one the 5 safest cities in the US. what do the cops do but sit around all day and give tickets. we're so safe, cops from all over live in our city, not just the locals. in fact, every morining, they hide in my school's faculty parking lot and nail people coming down a hill that goes from 45 to 35 to school zone in like no time at all. too many times to count, i'll see the cop (on a motorcycle no less) pull into the lot, hide around the corner, and never is he there more than 5 minutes. he's even nailed teachers. they pull in, he actually turns on the lights, in the parking lot, pulls right behind them, and then gives them a ticket. guys a rat bastard if you ask me. but, i'm just saying that no matter where you live, and whatever you need, driving is a privilege. but i do think the cops use it as a fundraiser. like when the schools do candy sales, where the kids carry candy boxes around with them from class to class. i could scream.

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    95. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily. Affordable housing is hard to come by in many areas. Besides, if you've lived in the same town your whole life, should you be forced to choose to make an expensive move to a high-cost-of-living metro area that has mass transit?

      Keep in mind that mass transit systems of many metro areas are pathetic laughingstocks in terms of actual utility.

    96. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by erik+umenhofer · · Score: 1

      that never works unless the guy is a retard.

      everyone uses the DPT webpage now to pay. So that switch trick will happen much less.

      It's the future man! plus i think that switch-er-roo thing is a wives tale.

      and if it's not, you're a dick for doing it!

      IT'S 50$ NOW FOR A PARKING TICKET!!!!

    97. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The guy behind me wouldn't pay it either.

      Sure. Because there is another car parking behind him.

      So, if you're in San Francisco, never park as the last car in a row, or else, if you come back, you'll find a book of tickets behind your windshield...

    98. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by LilGuy · · Score: 2

      Indeed. In the small town I started driving in cops knew all the little tricky areas where speed limits were a bit harder to obey. For instance, a highway that turns into a 30 mph zone in the blink of an eye. Or sitting at the tail end of a bridge where the speed limit had just switched from 40 to 30. You'd ALWAYS see cops sitting there. Many people were pulled over. Instead of fixing the fuckin roads or signs, they sit there and make money.

      I was recently pulled over here in texas after JUST getting my license. I drove down this brand new road that had NOTHING but trees on either side as far as the eye could see. 2 lanes both ways. I figured it was at LEAST a 45 mph road considering the busy ass little street I just turned from was a 40. I didn't see any speed limit sign and I'm usually a pretty good judge of how fast you can drive on a road just by looking at it. Well it turns out it was a 35 mph road and i was going about 52 when the cop jumped out from the trees about a mile down and flagged me over. I about shit my pants. She jumped INTO the road. I thought it was some sort of random terrorist check or some shit. They took all my info and blah blah blah, and when they came back I asked, what the hell is going on? You were doing 55 in a 35. Bite me. First speeding ticket ever. I drove back down that road to see where the fuck the speed limit sign was, and it was RIGHT at the turn. No wonder I didn't see it, I was busy watching the goddamn left turn arrow to make sure I didn't get my ass sideswiped. Needless to say I paid the ticket vs going thru 2 months of court bs like my dad did once, only to end up paying the ticket AND court costs.

      Its bull.

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    99. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Robmonster · · Score: 1

      Yes, the same way people who were born in and continue to live in Northern Canada have *chosen* to live in a place that's cold as hell, and have *brought upon themselves* the requirement for having a heater going 24/7 and dogsleds to get from point A to point B.

      Its the 'continue to live' part that lets you down. They have chosen to continue living there rather than move elsewhere.

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    100. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Preach on! I'm totally with you on this. Let me add to the thread...

      Back a few years ago, I was driving on the feeder road of I45 north (in Houston TX). While driving, I didn't have anyone in front or behind me for several hundred yards. Being that I have a V1 radar detector and I can visually spot an HPD officer camping in a parking lot, I watched my speed. In fact, because I was in a high profile ricer (91 Honda CRX with suspension slammed to the ground), I made sure I was driving below the 45MPH speed limit.

      At this point, I saw him walk out in the middle of the road and pointed me to pull into the parking lot. I asked him "Hey, what seems to be the situation?". He says "You were speeding 10 miles over". I said "may I see the radar reading please". He said after asking me for my license and insurance "just fill out this ticket and take it up with the judge".

      I decided to contest the ticket in court without a lawyer. BIG MISTAKE. I informed the judge that my detector didn't go off and because I visually saw the officer, I made sure to drive under the speed limit. The judge asked the officer if he was certified to properly operate the radar detector and he said yet. At this point, the judge dropped the fucking gavel and explained my fees I must pay. I asked the judge why I didn't get a chance to explain why the officer didn't show me the radar reading after I asked. The judge simply said "Sir, did I not make myself clear when I dropped the gavel"

      Fucking assholes! At this point, I'm forever convinced how corrupt our legal and political system is. The only difference between the US and China is....we don't get shot and have the bullet charged to our relatives.

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    101. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by rikkards · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And then I borrow your car and run a red light. Guess who's getting the ticket!

      The owner of the car gets the ticket as they are ultimately responsible for whomever drives their car. Here (Ontario) if someone borrows your car and runs a red light, you get a ticket in the mail but you don't get any points off which means that the owner of the car involved is getting the ticket not the individual.

      Personally I think red light cameras are a good idea. People seem to forget that yellow means stop if safe to do so. And usually if the lights have walk signals you know when they start flashing that the light is going to change soon so you can slow down (or speed up if you think you can make it).

    102. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Hilarious, also the lost wages for your triumphant day in court will always exceed the fine amount, so you pay more even when you win. Bueracracy at it's finest (pun intended), they can even work the expected revenue into thier budget forecasts by using quotas to "measure officer performance".

      Disclaimers:
      1. I live in Victoria, Australia (traffic offences are a state/council matter and penalties vary quite a bit).
      2. I have been fined unfairly twice for parking offenses, I bitched at the council and paid up, the other numerous tickets I have had, I bitched at myself and paid up. I think the injustice I suffered is a small price to pay for what we all get in return. In my state we have some of the toughest speeding, DUI and seatbelt penalties in the world. The stats clearly show the laws have had a huge impact on the road toll. IIRC, the toll is now ~1/4 of the 1969 toll even though there are ~3-5 times as many cars on the road. My respect for traffic & parking cops has done a complete backflip since the day I first took to the road. I am gratefull to them for kicking my arse when I needed it and possibly saving someones life. I figure the few minor unjust slaps I have recieved must be karma adjustments. Above all I am gratefull for the 25-odd years of not being forced to risk life and limb driving with traffic rules that are akin to the law of the jungle where the cops buy and sell guilt. The fine is the stick, every driver eats the carrot daily.

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    103. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by wantobe · · Score: 1
      Where has this been shown? When I was stationed in Germany (15 years ago), red light cameras were used at most intersections. They weren't hidden at all, everyone knew about them, and few people ran red lights. And I never saw anyone "panic brake" at a traffic light because of this.

      Personally, I'm all for red light cameras and those speeding cameras they used in Germany. Sure, it's a bummer to be cruising along at night and see the "lightening" of a camera recording you driving 100 Km/h in an 80 Km/h zone, but you learned quick to watch your speed in the areas that are limited.

      As for the objection about someone else driving your car (someone above raised that concern), there is a very simple solution: don't let someone borrow your car. If you do let someone borrow your car and later get a ticket because of something he or she did, don't let that person borrow your car again.

      And while I'm at it, I think the idea of "innocent until proven guilty" is a non-issue when it comes to traffic enforcement. You are only presumed innocent until compelling evidence of your guilt is presented. Like it or not, the implied testimony of a police officer issuing you a ticket for a traffic violation is pretty compelling evidence, and you are now responsible for presenting compelling evidence that you are in fact innocent.

      There may be some vast conspiracy of cops out to get you, all of whom are issuing you bogus tickets, but you're going to have to show that this is likely before the traffic court will buy into the theory.

      Rob Miles

    104. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Triskele · · Score: 1
      The problem is that corruption and incompotence should be mandatory firing offenses.

      Under the ancient Babylonian code of Hammurabi, corrupt judges were executed by the most unpleasant means possible. Shame we kept most of the rest of the code except that bit...

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    105. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Kintanon · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ohhh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that I had the CHOICE of paying 3000$ a month for an apartment within walking distance of my 9$ an hour job. Now that you've enlightened me I can just move my stuff in and stop worrying about getting to work! GREAT!
      I know this might be hard to fathom for you LA born and Bred city folk, but not everyone makes 65 or 70K a year. And y'know what, a lot of those people work in areas where walking distance from their job (Call it 5 miles) is either filled with apartments FAR FAR out of their income range, or filled with industrial and commercial centers that don't offer housing. I suppose they could all choose to quit their jobs and get different ones. But how about you spend 15 minutes thinking about the effect that would have on your local downtown shopping experience. Driving is a necessity in our country. There is no argument about that. Taking away someones license completely would usually mean the loss of their job, followed by the loss of their home, car, quite likely the loss of their spouse... All because they were driving a little faster than some cop thought they should be? I don't think that's a reasonable punishment.

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    106. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by It'sYerMam · · Score: 2
      Hell, there's an attitude the police are going to enjoy while hauling you to jail, and being locked up generally stops people from driving.

      The fact is, you can't live wherever you "damn well please," nor can you drive wherever you, "damn well please." If you drive onto someone's private property, for a start, it's illegal without permission. If you repeatedly violate traffic laws, then you can expect to get points on your license and have it revoked.

      Just because you got away with it doesn't mean it's still your right to drive, and I think the discrepancy in the speeding tickets is irrelevant. If you indeed didn't start speeding in the newer, faster, flashier car, then it was more likely that you hadn't been booked for offences before, rather than being booked unfairly this time. You know, if you speed, you get speeding tickets - it's fairly easy to work out, and then you go complain when you're stopped from driving?

      Excuse me, but that just sounds childishly stupid.

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    107. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by rune-bare-rune · · Score: 1

      "Everyone should have the right to a fair trial and execution."

    108. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      When people become an adult, grow up and leave home, they don't have to stay in the same country, or same area. It's quite possible to move to somewhere within walking distance of shops, work and entertainment, although it may not be ideal. If you choose to live somewhere where you are unable to walk or cycle or bus or train or whatever to work, then it's simply your responsibility to obey the rules.

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    109. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I know it's bad form to feed the trolls, but nevertheless...

      "Since when did we start punishing people for attempted "wrong doing" anyhow? If someone speeds and hurts no one, who exactly is the victim?"

      Ummm, forever. Maybe this is a UK/US thing, but over here we've always punished someone for attempting to break the law, regardless of whether they succeed or not. Printed up a bunch of banknotes but haven't distributed them before you get caught? Go to jail. Tried to kill someone but they survivied? Go to jail. Tried to have sex with a minor but they escaped? Go to jail.

      I don't think you thought that statement out fully.

      "If someone speeds and hurts no one, who exactly is the victim?"

      No-one. That time. But by allowing people to drive at whatever speed they like means you'll get a whole lot of victims along the second you relax the restriction.

      If one person once shits once behind a tree in the park, nobody cares too much. But if everybody shat in the park all the time, you've got a park full of shit that nobody wants to go to.

      Like it or not, some people are stupid, overconfident, thoughtless or just don't give a shit. When one overconfident pillock in a car can plough into a bus stop and kill multiple people, you don't even need the majority to be like this - even a small number of regular incidents means it's not safe to walk anywhere anymore.

      "Sure, in theory it may cut down on the wreckless driving. But I seriously doubt it."

      Why? You provide no evidence whatsoever to support your position. Proper trolling procedure is to provide at least a confusinglly misleading justification for people to argue about...

      "Much more likely is that this prevalent attitude of prevention will stifle individual and society development."

      Ok, it was at this point you were clearly trolling. Ability to speed == personal enlightenment?

      ROTFL.

      And, given you're arguing your right to put other people's lives at risk, with no way for them to object short of throwing themselves in front of your car so you get punished, I'm damn glad we aren't relying on your personal morals.

      "Any intelligent person knows when they are driving dangerously."

      Parse that carefully. "Intelligent" generally means of above-average intellect. By definition, then, not everyone is "intelligent". Again, by definition "everyone" can't be "above average" - in fact, (allowing for some people who are exactly average) only a minority are then "intelligent".

      And some of those are drunk. Or stoned. Or over-tired. Or in a rush. Or unobservant. Etc. Etc. Etc.

      "If someone screws up, *that* is when you should punish them. There will no longer be true consequences, but only premonitions (much like Minority Report). And those that do drive wreckless? They will do it *still*."

      Yep, as will all those people with any respect for the law, who don't speed now because they're afraid of being caught. What you're doing is basically taking away all the deterrent factor the law has, and turning it into some kind of after-the-fact "eye for an eye" revenge punishment. You hurt someone? You'll get punished. You put several people's lives in terrible jeopardy, but managed to get away with it throught sheer dumb luck? No problem, you'll get off scot-free.

      Everyone speeds, but you know what? The level I speed at is related to the official speed limit on that road, because I don't want to hit that magic point where a small fine and 3 points on your license becomes a much more serious punishment. Hence, though I'm not sticking to the limit, it is doing its job - namely, stopping me going as fast as I otherwise might.

      As for where you get "there will no longer be true consequences, but only premonitions (much like Minority Report)"... well, I have no idea. How is only punishing people after the fact supposed to usher in a magical fairyland fascist

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    110. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marriage isn't a right? The hell you say! The minute you try to tell me who I can and can't marry is the minute I tell you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself.

      I agree with everything you've said, but I'd just like to point out that you can't (legally) marry someone of the same sex (in most countries).

    111. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by reedsr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have seen documentation for red light cameras that actually stated that if a car was detected in the intersection during a yellow light the device was to decrease the yellow time so that a picture could be taken right when the light turned red, thus increaseing the number of tickets the device could get issued. Since this was discovered the firm that actually implemented this feature had to fix all of the devices out of their pocket even though city officials asked for it

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    112. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by BackInIraq · · Score: 1

      My point about "law enforcement" was that speeding is not considered a crime per se. going 75 in a 40 is reckless endangerment I'd assume. I know it's a sticky line between law and code, and IANAL, but there is a difference. A crime by default must cause the loss of rights or freedom, etc., to someone. murder, assault, vandalism, etc.

      I believe the difference you are looking for is "criminal violation" versus "civil violation." While both involve laws, they have different standards of evidence, possible penalties, and reflect on your record differently. Civil traffic offenses, such as minor speeding violations, generally do not require one to appear in court, do not entitle one to a lawyer, etc...but they also do not appear on a criminal record (just a driving record) and do not carry penalties involving jail or prison time. Criminal traffic violations (DUIs in most states, driving without a license in Arizona (been there, done that), hit and run, etc.) DO generally require court appearances, DO entitle you to a lawyer, and can carry jail/prison sentences.

      So, for instance, while I have had 4 speeding tickets in my lifetime, the only criminal record I have is 1 misdemeanor traffic violation (driving on a suspended license).

      This doesn't just apply to traffic laws, either. From what I've heard a couple states now treat minor possession of marijuana as a civil offense as well.

      Anybody with a little more legal education can (such as any), of course, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong on any of this.

    113. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only good traffic cop is off-duty, retired, or dead.

    114. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by JackCroww · · Score: 1

      Were you actually speeding when you got those 10 tickets?

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    115. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

      Do you suppose you could get back in your time machine and go back to the Stone Age where you came from? We all know that the profusion of traffic laws and "police," i.e., armed tax collectors, are there for only one reason, and that is not to make our roads "safer." How many times have you seen some bozo cop with his butt hanging out in the road impeding the smooth flow of traffic? No, the purpose of these laws is simple. It's to improve the revenue stream of the locality where they are operating. Like everything else in the "land of the free," it's about money. All bow down to the almighty dollar!

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    116. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys that support speeding shure whine like babies when I swing a baseball bat 3 inches from your head.

      if you fuckers slow down in construction zones I wont thor shit at your car.

      i dont drive 90 in your office, but I will find you and start swinging a baseball bat at your head.

      SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!

    117. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by stanmann · · Score: 1

      So the speed limit sign was right where it is supposed to be, and you're bent because you don't know how to pay attention.

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    118. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      dude, you and everyone else forgets...

      before they were judges, they were lawyers.

      and everyone knows how honerable lawyers are.

      Anyone having respect for a judge is pretty blind.

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    119. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Saudi Arabia, Switzerland, and Dubai are all third world nations. Just because you missuse the term doesn't change their designation. Oh and the second world is still china, Vietnam, NKorea and Cuba.

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    120. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by matth · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, sir, this was your fault. If you had read the driving manual... where a speed limit is not posted, the speed limit is 35 MPH.. your fault.. no one elses.

    121. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe you could drive the speed limit. Then you wouldn't get pulled over. And if you did, you could then fight it. If you constantly break the law, you should be punished. I dont care if you need the car, you obviously dont deserve it.

    122. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Dannon · · Score: 1

      And stop making traffic violations a means to subsidize taxes.

      Am I the only one who has issues with the very idea of creating crimes and guilt for the purpose of boosting government income? I mean, I know speeding tickets are hardly enough to get upset about, but still. It's the principle that bugs me.

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    123. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by FictionPimp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, it would be taken away all because they REPEATEDLY violated a well know law. It's not like you don't know the speed limit. It's that you CHOOSE to ignore it, and you know what will happen if you get caught. Let me write up an example:

      Taking away someone's license completely would usually mean the loss of their job, followed by the loss of their home, car, quite likely the loss of their spouse... All because they were driving while drunk for the 9th time and almost killed a family of four? I don't think that's a reasonable punishment.

      Taking away someone's license completely would usually mean the loss of their job, followed by the loss of their home, car, quite likely the loss of their spouse... All because they were driving a little faster then the safe driving speeds on the road, and accidentally hit a guy backing out of his hidden driveway killing him on impact? I don't think that's a reasonable punishment.

      Taking away someone's license completely would usually mean the loss of their job, followed by the loss of their home, car, quite likely the loss of their spouse... All because they were driving a little too fast and couldn't stop when that toddler ran out in the middle of the road in front of his house? I don't think that's a reasonable punishment.

      You broke the law, not once, not twice, but at least half a dozen times to get a punishment of suspended license. You deserve to loose your driving privileges. This is what is wrong with America. People don't expect consciences. It's not like you didn't know what would happen, but you choose to bring it on yourself, so yes, you do deserve to be homeless and jobless.

    124. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      I wonder what a {time date stamped} record of a track on a GPS would do in this kind of case?. Hey if you have the tech could it be used?? okay so the gps might put you 30 feet off but that would be 0.568% of a mile. Given that we would be talking about speeds of up to 65+~20...

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    125. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 1
      "Just because you own it in a collective manner doesn't mean you don't own it.

      Technically, in a legal sense, you own an interest in it. But this is all arguing semantics.

    126. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by superstick58 · · Score: 1

      Are you attempting to define Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?

    127. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      The problem with small fines like traffic tickets are that you need to prove that you are innocent of the crime vs. having to prove that you are guilty.

      Wow, where is this? This isn't the case anywhere I've lived.

    128. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
      So people are panicing [sic] at every intersection?
      In my neighborhood, yep. And there aren't even any red-light cameras.

      Hell, I'd love for the cops in my 'hood to actually enforce the traffic laws. They could erase NYC's budget deficit in a week just off the double-parking. They could build up a surplus if they'd enforce the hands-free cellphone laws. And the failed West Side Stadium could be paid for in cash if people got tickets for not having their headlamps on when it's raining.
    129. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but the right live anywhere you can afford to is pretty well established (except for places like New London Conneticut (sp?)). Property rights (in the US) are considered pretty strong.

      As far as speeding tickets, I have little patience for police officers who set up speed traps in places where the speed limit has just changed or where the road changes zones or that type of thing. I think that there should be a law that no officer can set up a speed trap within 1/4 mile of a speed limit sign that changes the posted limit (or something similar).

      This would prevent tickets from being given to people who are slowing down but haven't acheived travel velocity or who are unused to a newly posted limit. It would catch those who are blatantly driving over the limit.

      That said, the concept of a speeding ticket is self serving for the police. They get money, and it helps defray the cost of paying the officers. THey will ALWAYS fight any measure that reduces the number of tickets that are handed out. The question always has been "who judges the judge?"

      The system in the US is broken, and needs to be fixed.

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    130. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're totally incorrect. Your belief that you have the right to all these things is a common myth. You only get these things when the penalty for guilt reaches a certain threshold. I'm not sure what that threshold is (anything jailable?), but you have to cross it. While you can take an attorney to court with you for a traffic offense if you feel like wasting your money, you actually have no legal right to a jury trial.

    131. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by slorge · · Score: 1
      if you're in San Francisco with some guy behind you, you've got more to worry about than a parking ticket...

      Don't drop the soap.

      I kid......I'm a kidder.

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    132. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If someone speeds and hurts no one, who exactly is the victim? Sure, in theory it may cut down on the wreckless driving
      Don't you want "wreckless" driving? Goodness knows I do. Or did you mean "reckless" driving?
    133. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by BillyZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Red Light Cams have been shown to increase the incidence of accidents in intersections, because people will panic brake for fear of a ticket.

      While I doubt this to be true... if it were, it's a problem with the morons following too close behind the first car that are causing the accidents. Not the person who is, and should be, stopping for the red light.

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    134. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by rhaig · · Score: 1

      while one would hope that americans would hold the high ground and apply a higher standard, where in our constitution or body of laws does it say that we will do same? Or where does it say that the bill of rights applies to foreign citizens captured on foreign soil while they were in the act of attacking US military forces??

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    135. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume you weren't working during the dot com bubble. I was, and the jobs I had to scramble for were miles apart. There's nowhere I could have lived that was within walking distance of all of them, and when apartments lease for twelve months, I couldn't just move every time I changed jobs (the time and money costs would have been prohibitive anyway).

    136. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever hear the phrase "good enough for government work"?

      Actually, I believe the phrase is "Good enough for who it's for, close enough for government work."

    137. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      Simple logic.

      We own something. I am a subset of we. I also own the something.

      Just because you own it in a collective manner doesn't mean you don't own it.

      Let's follow your "simple logic"...

      We own the road
      I am a subset of we
      By driving faster than the speed limit (which we voted/accepted as a democracy), you are misusing my property
      By using my property in a way I did not permit you to, I should have the ability to make you stop use my property
      Guess what... that's exactly what happens when you get your licence revoked!

      Just because you are a subset of we doesn't mean you're entitled to do anything you wish with what we own, because I am also a subset of the same we. And the very reason we have cops is to keep what we collectively own safe (theorically).

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    138. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why more people need to be National Motorist Association members. It is the very fact that these traffic laws exist in their current form that is the problem. The court/tax/insurance loop is a side-effect. http://www.motorists.org/ will explain in more detail. Fighting these tickets in court will cost the system more than it makes off of the ticket wheter you win or lose. If enough people are willing to fight the law will have to chage. Unfortunately people are sheep and typically assume they can't make a difference. So here's a tangiable difference: If you make a decent case you won't have to pay your fine. NMA will pay it if you lose, and if you win its even better.

    139. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by corvair2k1 · · Score: 1

      My brother and I own a house. He doesn't own it.

      Owning it implies that you can do whatever you want with it. It wouldn't be legal for him to, say, sell it without my consent. Why not? Cuz I own it with him.

      Separately, we own nothing, until we come up with an agreement on how to split the house and its contents.

    140. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Deeze · · Score: 1

      If you only make $9 an hour it would seem that gas would eat up all your income. You'd probabaly be better off getting a job at a local convenience store or fast food place that's within walking distance. So yes, regardless of your complaining, driving is a privelage and your choice of where you live and work is still exactly that. Your choice. Actually most of the people that I know that work downtown, live downtown, or at least close enough to ride the bus/rail.

      BTW, what world do you live in that a license is taken away just because someone gets caught going "a little faster" than the speed limit? Last time I checked there are a certain number of points on your license and it take several repeat offenses to get your license pulled. If you choose to thumb your nose at the traffic laws that much, yes, it is quite a reasonable punishment.

    141. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by PriceIke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Marriage isn't a right? The hell you say! The minute you try to tell me who I can and can't marry is the minute I tell you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself.

      Oooh, I was agreeing with a lot of your post up until that line, then you lost me.

      You cannot marry a member of your immediate family.

      You cannot marry an inanimate object.

      You cannot marry anyone if you are already married.

      You cannot marry someone of insuficcient age.

      You cannot marry someone in order to become naturalized.

      You cannot marry an animal or plant.

      And, no Virginia, in many states you cannot marry a member of your gender.

      Sorry, but there are legal restrictions already on marriage, so you cannot say you have the "right" to marry whomever you want. Er, well, you can say that, and you can even piss and moan about it as you have done, but you'd be wrong.

      And for what it's worth, there are no apostrophes in "whose" and "yours".

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    142. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Deeze · · Score: 1

      Now where in the world did you read the word "stupid" in my post? I just love the way you guys can take posts and twist them around. *I* live in the country, and it's my CHOICE to live in the country. If I wanted to work in the city I would move somewhere that the bus services. To spell it out for you, IF you are in the working adult population, you DO have the choice to live and work ANYWHERE YOU WANT. I know this because my husband is from Ireland, and he moved over here with nothing more than $2k and a plane ticket (all of which he saved by himself, and yes, he walked to work) so don't whine just because you live 2 hours from civilization. It's *your* choice to continue living there as I doubt anyone is holding a gun to your head. If this mean working far enough away from home where you have to drive, then that is still YOUR CHOICE. If you then CHOOSE to drive to work, *and* you CHOOSE to rack up enough traffic violations to get your license taken away, you shouldn't be driving in the first place. I agree about house arrest.

      Live wherever you choose, just don't complain to me about your choices.

    143. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by the+web · · Score: 1

      Heh, Nice story.

      I had an incident happen a few years ago, me and my wife were playing cat and mouse on a hiway, and we both got pulled over and charged with racing (which is a criminal offence). We went to one of those x-cop representatives. The dude was friends with the judge and he basically told the judge that he'll tie up his court room for days with pointless beaurocratic jibba jabba unless he drops the charge.

      He dropped the charge.

      Regardless of what the pious and righteous 'justice' system may think of itself, nine times out of ten, it is above the law.

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    144. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Deeze · · Score: 1

      I guess they did choose to do so, as the last time I checked, there were no walls around the place to keep them in. So if they were to choose to move somewhere else there is nothing but themselves to stop them. I know people that have moved to Alaska, and they like it. So yes, different strokes and all that.

    145. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      while one would hope that americans would hold the high ground and apply a higher standard, where in our constitution or body of laws does it say that we will do same? Or where does it say that the bill of rights applies to foreign citizens captured on foreign soil while they were in the act of attacking US military forces??

      How does US laws apply in a foreign country on foreign citizens? As far as facts is concerned, these people were not attacking US forces, they were defending themselves against invading US forces.

      Much like it should be presumed that if armed robber came into MY house, I would be labeled as defending myself, not attacking.

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    146. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a friend who in college left a parking ticket (or even just the envelope they put it in) on his car whenever he wanted to park somewhere he wasn't authorized for. The college 'police' driving around giving out tickets would think "ha ha, already got him" and my friend wouldn't get a real ticket.

      Doesn't work forever, but sometimes a ticket is as good as a parking pass.

    147. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      funny how you're modded flamebait while I'm not. now who's the troll?

    148. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      Yes, driving is a privilege but that's not what your parent post was talking about. The post was about the right to a fair and speedy trial and so on. That is a right, not a privilege.

    149. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Someone I knew once got pulled over for speeding. The officer claimed he was going about 20 miles an hour faster than he was. He asked to see the radar gun, pointed it at a tree, and discovered that the tree was travelling at 20 mph.

      He didn't get a ticket from it because he had a nice officer who let him play with the radar gun. A more asshole officer would have said "I'm right, now suck it."

    150. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by rhaig · · Score: 1

      How does US laws apply in a foreign country on foreign citizens?

      that is exactly what I was saying.

      From their point of view, they were defending themselves. yes. The US armed forces, from their point of view, were pursuing terrorist suspects and were attacked wile doing so.

      so it's all in your perspective.

      as for the armed robber case, yes, you would be defending yourself. But if you were in England, you would be arrested if you shot him. Depending on what state you were in in the US, you could face other legal problems depending on how you handled the break-in.

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    151. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      There was a recent case in the UK where a guy killed a pedestrian (drunk think) but he got away with it because he claimed his livelyhood depended on his being able to drive.

      There's been several cases where folks have been given very light sentences (2 years) for killing someone when drunk & driving.

      Compare with a case yesterday where a guy, in a drunken rage, bit off the head of the family's pet parrot - got 5 years.

      The law is a joke.

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    152. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by PhoenixPath · · Score: 1
      Try and stop you? Hell no, you're supporting the fine men and women who serve in our Police departments nationwide. I personally thank you for being such an ass. Hell, drive however you want, without a license or insurance, even. Long as you're willing to pay their salaries, which you seem to be, I'm all for it.

      What an ass.

      The law is inconvienient for me, so I'll just ignore it...and even get all righteous about it. Seems to be the battle-cry for Morons everywhere nowadays.

      So you got a Mustang, big friggin deal. If you're getting pulled over more often, perhaps you should consider doing the friggin' speed-limit, or abiding the rules of the road. If you're not doing anything that violates the law, then you can fight it, and win, in court. Crying 'Pity me...' solves nothing and being self-righteous about it does even less.

    153. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1


      You have no rights.

      When you were conceived, your rights were taken away. You live under privileges given to you by those who rule over you. Most people don't like realizing that, so they accept the fact, and resign themselves to having "privileges" which may be taken away.

      Laws, rights, and privileges are human concepts. We don't "own" anything. We can say that we do, but nature itself will remind us otherwise very frequently.

      Why is driving a privilege? Because you're told so. You have to ask the state's permission to access public property. You can't drive, walk, or even ride a bicycle on their property without following their rules.

      I started driving at 10 years old. It was a privilege granted by my parents. They allowed me to drive on our private property. It was completely illegal as far as the "laws" go, but since no law enforcers found out, no actions were taken against me.

      At 14 I was caught riding a small motorcycle by law enforcers. Why was it illegal? The vehicle was licensed by every extend of the rules mandated. I followed all of their rules as outlined by the law makers, except for the pesky license rule. Due to my age, I'm not permitted independant travel.

      Many times through my life, they've tested the right versus privilege of my travel. I have been stopped, interrogated, and my state issued documents checked to verify that the rule makers have received their tribute for me to travel. I paid for the "private" property I was using (the vehicle, the taxes on the vehicle, and even the taxes so the roads and associated equipment could work). Still, they have attempted to prove to themselves that I may or may not be worthy of travel in their public areas.

      Because we humans believe we are so superior to anything else, we have dictated over nature how things must be. We will fine, imprison, or even execute anything which we don't believe are following our finite set of rules. Don't believe that? Check your local pound. Innocent animals being trapped and executed because they don't have a human to represent them.

      I believe in "do not harm, to the best of my ability". If I decide to drive, I do not harm anything to the best of my ability, I have done nothing wrong. You can argue the simple fact of driving is doing harm. The roads have subdivided the natural lands. Any living thing that previously existed where the roads are now have been moved or killed. Even the emissions from our vehicles are toxic. Any happy green person will say "ride a bicycle", but they discount the fact that those are made out of metal, plastics, rubber, and other components, which all use something bad.

      Your innocence or guilt are arbitrary human concepts. You won't find another species on the planet who judge each other in such ways. We are all innocent, because our laws are our own arbitrary entrapments.

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    154. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Traffic court falls under statutory law. Statutory law was created by the US government whereas the other forms of law were created by "the people" via the Constitution.

      In statutory law the Constitution does not apply... look it up... it's a sad but true fact. You have no rights.

      To be tried under that type of court, however, you do have to consent to it by pleading guilty or not guilty. That is why they make you sign for one on traffic tickets. If you do not plead anything they cannot try you under their terms.

    155. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by FecesFlingingRhesus · · Score: 1

      That is why juries should decide punishment as well. So we don't get little demi-god complex judges. When I was in high school I had a buddy get rail-roaded by a judge just to set an example. The basics of the case where another buddy of mine was watching my buddy's apartment and threw a party. Which included bongs, beer and paraphernalia but even the pot had already been smoked. Anyway my friend came home and the cops showed up almost instantly arrested him and no one else and he went to court. Before I complete the story let me give you some background on my high school click, we where not the most regarded group in high school we where the skateboarders and punk rockers and this was right when Nirvana broke onto the scene so all thing alternative suddenly where the coolest thing ever. All of the sudden we had become the center of society and attracted the attention of the high school cheerleaders which the administration did not like so well. Anyway, the cops upon entering the premises started asking my friend where all of the drugs where and that they know he was dealing drugs, specifically acid. In my po-dunk town you where lucky if you could get pot much less acid. Anyway, he went to court and they presented two pieces of evidence an empty 12-pack container and a bong that was all they had. My other buddy took the stand and said both where his and that he and not my other friend had threw the party without his permission. Anyway, the judge found him guilty and sentenced him to 1 year in jail. Yeah, read that again 1 year. All because the judge decided that this drug dealer needed to be made an example of. Those where his exact words. He had neither been charged with nor convicted of any form of drug dealing just possession of paraphernalia. After his lawyer reviewed the existing laws he found that the maximum sentence for possession of paraphernalia was 6-months and the ACLU was almost called in to get the judge to reduce the sentence to 6-months. God complex.

    156. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by holt · · Score: 1

      That's not necessarily true, actually... If you live in the countryside in Illinois (USA), there aren't speed limit signs posted anywhere. The speed limit is 55 MPH.

    157. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by frgough · · Score: 1

      Amendment X of the bill of rights:

      The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.

      The power is ours, and some of it we delegate to the government. Not the other way around.

      Too few people realize this.

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    158. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "We(society) accept traffic cops and their patrolling of the streets to keep us safe. (This is not the same as "law enforcement though.) We must follow traffic laws or else we'll be unable to drive anywhere."

      Actually, I think they are more of a revenue collection mechanism these days than a safety one. If you were to take the revenue away from them...I'll be you money to nothing that the harsh enforcement of speeding laws would drop drastically.

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    159. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by CapnGib · · Score: 1

      And then I borrow your car and run a red light. Guess who's getting the ticket!

      In my shitbrain town, for redlight and speeding cameras, the violation they send me has a big ole checkbox for me to claim someone else was driving, but I must provide them with that person's information, so they may pay the fine.

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    160. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      It is my right as a citizen of a free country to be considered innocent until proven guilty

      Really? Then why have the US actions in Guantanamo Bay gone largely uncontested? They DO jail their own citizens indefinitely without trial. They take US citizens from US soil to a place not under the Geneva convention.

      That's a ficitcious right that doesn't really occur anywhere in the world, including Canada (Look at Ernst Zundel.)

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    161. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " that still doesn't make it a right."

      I used to agree with this..but, the more I learn of the constitution (US), it seems to indicate that most anything, not enumerated specifically as a right, and not against constitutionally correct law...IS a right. At least, that's the take on it I'm leaning towards these days....

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    162. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the difference you are looking for is "criminal violation" versus "civil violation." YAONAL(you are obviouly not a lawyer)- Dude, you are totally wrong. (yes I am from california). It has nothing to do with criminal vs civil. That is the divison of the courts where it is either you vs someone else(civil) or you vs the state (criminal). Yes a speeding ticket is a criminal offense and will be heard in criminal court. But the crime is only an infraction, as opposed to a misdemeanor or felony.

    163. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by bluGill · · Score: 1

      In some cases you can sue the city/county for posting an artificially low speed limit. IT is a lot of work, but it can be done.

    164. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Rycross · · Score: 1

      I'd say its more of a matter of biased mods rather than you actually having a point. The GP was a well-thought out response. If I had mod points I would mod him up.

    165. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by geoffspear · · Score: 1
      So if you're in possession of 20 pounds of marijuana, and get thrown in prison for the rest of your life, that's a penalty for breaking a code and not a felony?

      You have no understanding whatsoever about law. Go away, troll.

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    166. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by anno1602 · · Score: 1

      Why the is Switzerland a thrid world country?

    167. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      The asshole behind them shouldn't be tailgating. Don't blame the cameras or the law. If you can't deal with the person in front of you stopping suddenly, you shouldn't be driving.

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    168. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by geoffspear · · Score: 1
      The more you learn, the less you understand, apparently.

      The Constitution says that anything not explicitly mentioned in it can be regulated by the states (if it's not regulated by your state, then yes, it's your right even if it's not explicitly granted to you anywhere). The states regulate driving.

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    169. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Robert+The+Coward · · Score: 1

      1st when you go to court you are inncent until proving guilty or admit guilt such as paying the ticket right out. The reason you have to prove you are inncent is as far as the court is concern if the officer followed protocol then he has more creditability then you do. Plan and simple in court it is your word against the Police officers who do you think the Judge will believe? So unless you have prof that you are inncent or the officer comes in and say look back over the issue and I realized I made a mistake you are guilty live with it.

    170. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      Actually - Civil law vs criminal law are different. Basically, in "criminal" law, there are 3 levels - violation or infraction, misdemenor, felony. Violations aren't crimes though, so that's where it's a little confusing. It's still criminal law, but you haven't committed a crime. The reason it's criminal law is because it's the state charging you - not another individual, which is what civil law is about (the "prosecutor" must be another citizen, not the state).

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    171. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Switzerland WAS not aligned with either the Nato or Warsaw bloc, due to it's traditional neutrality.

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    172. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1
      To carry this further, there's a reason you need a license to drive, just like you need a license to serve alcohol, operate a business, or a myriad of other things.

      Driving an automobile is not a right. In most places, it is still perfectly legal to travel via horse & buggy (although people choose not to), and pedestrians still have full freedom to walk all over public property (including roads). To get from point A to point B, nobody needs a car -- it just makes it more convenient, and faster. It is also possible to carpool, meaning you don't have to have a license to drive (passengers don't need licenses yet), or to ride a bicycle, or a motorized vehicle under a certain HP. None of these things need licenses. Walking on public property is a right. Driving a car is a privilege. This also explains the wheelchair access laws, as a person in a wheelchair is defined to be "walking", therefore they have a right to access to public spaces.

    173. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by WebCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ohhh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that I had the CHOICE of paying 3000$ a month for an apartment within walking distance of my 9$ an hour job.

      Assuming you reside in the US or Canada your place of employment is YOUR CHOICE, just like where you live and what (or if) you drive. Everyone's choices are limited by some factor (quite often income as in your case) but everyone still has a number of choices. I'd say that the vast majority of people who complain they "have no choice" are just too lazy or lack the courage to make tough choices.

      I don't think many people would be able to tolerate living by themselves on $9 per hour nowadays--if you can tolerate such a wage then you must be getting help with your expenses in some fashion (perhaps you still live with your parents or you split expenses with many roommates). If you are unhappy enough to complain about your situation you still have many choices though:

      * You could purchase a transit pass--where I live, if you are low income or a senior it costs less per month than one tank of gas for your car, meaning that by dumping your car (and the 2-5 tanks of gas, insurance and maintenance costs that go along with it) you'll probably double your disposable income.

      * If you cannot do transit because you work shift work/irregular hours or work in an area that lacks good transit service then you might want to consider moving closer to your employment. I guess that choice isn't very feasible since you say those places cost $3000/month. However, I find that in places that are not well served by transit that only offer low-wage employment such a situation is unusual--if your place of employment only offers low wage jobs and you cannot get transit there then usually it is a low-income neighbourhood and/or near industrial areas and apartments there are typically much less expensive than that.

      * You could ask for a wage increase. You have good reason to--the expense of getting to your job and the fact that your present wage is pretty crappy unless you are a highshool summer worker.

      * You could find another job. If you are only getting $9 then your employers then you rellay don't owe them much loyalty. Low income jobs are plentiful almost everywhere on the continent, especially since we are living in a pretty good economic situation. Better to work at a fast food restaurant next door for $6 than to spend the wage difference on a long commute to work. A lot of employers acutally DO care about there employees so in searching for another job you might find one of those. For most jobs it isn't easy to retain people at $9/hr so you could get more money. Also, here are several employers in my area that bus all their employees from a few public transit stops arond the city to their facilities outside the city at no extra cost to the employees--even the ones that make wages comparable to yours.

      * You could upgrade your education in order to qualify for better work. Employers *who care* will help ther employees do this by partially or fully subsidising relevant tuition fees, and some even give leave-of-abseences for full-time education and guarantee employment when you finish.

      There you go... several choices that do not always require you to own a car. They are often difficult choices but they are yours to make--you ave *the right* to choose among those choices. So don't belly-ache about driving being a RIGHT...it IS NOT a right despite your excuses. If you find high fuel and insurance costs, idiot traffic officers and "traffic violations as revenue generation" intolerable then maybe driving just isn't for you. If enough people ever got so dissatisfied with the annoyances and expense of owning cars that they actually got rid of them then you can bet that all the "important people" would sit up and take notice when the auto industry starts to implode, insurance companies lose premiums and businesses that depend on traffic start to close.

      Sound too pie-in-the-sky? Not really. I made these comments based o

    174. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Charles+W+Griswold · · Score: 1

      > Marriage isn't a right? The hell you say! The minute you try to tell me who I can and can't marry is the minute I tell you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself.
      Oooh, I was agreeing with a lot of your post up until that line, then you lost me.
      You cannot marry a member of your immediate family.
      You cannot marry an inanimate object.
      You cannot marry anyone if you are already married.
      You cannot marry someone of insuficcient age.
      You cannot marry someone in order to become naturalized.
      You cannot marry an animal or plant.
      And, no Virginia, in many states you cannot marry a member of your gender.
      Sorry, but there are legal restrictions already on marriage, so you cannot say you have the "right" to marry whomever you want. Er, well, you can say that, and you can even piss and moan about it as you have done, but you'd be wrong.

      One niggling little point: plants, animals, and inanimate object's aren't a "who". :-)

      The rest of the points are things I didn't think of when I was firing off my message. Yes, I fully realize that there are limits to who and what you can marry. It's just that b17bmbr's assertation that I don't have a right to marry really burned me, and went off on him without fully thinking it through.

      I still stand by that statement in a literal interpretation though: The minute he tries to tell me who to marry, etc. . .

      And for what it's worth, there are no apostrophes in "whose" and "yours".

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    175. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the wrong way to do it, too. Just take the parking ticket from the other car and put it on *your* windshield. Then, before you leave, put it back. (Usually, right next to the *other* ticket the guy got.)

    176. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 1
      driving is a privilege not a right.
      No. That's incorrect. At least for those societies which govern themselves under the (English) system of common law.
      As for rights, I feel the major problem we have is that everyone feels everything is a right.
      That's the problem with a government with enumerated powers. Everything is a right, and the government only has limited power to remove those rights from you (after due process of law). Here's some snippets you might recognize...
      We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed...
      ...and...
      The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
      ...and...
      No state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.
    177. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by nothingx · · Score: 0

      It's funny to me that you've given plenty of examples of what is not a not a right, yet give no examples of what a right is.

      Please, if you would, define what our rights are.

      The earliest definition that I can find of what our rights are is clearly stated in the declaration of independence. "all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness".

      By that definition, your statement "the major problem we have is that everyone feels everythign [sic] is a right" is completely unjust. Whatever makes me happy is my right to do.

    178. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      At least in California, a valid defense is that you were not the person driving, and I'm told that they are not allowed to cite you if the person's face cannot be seen in the photo.

      Of course, if there is a face shown in the photo, you presumably have to identify the driver so that he/she can be cited, or else report your car stolen so that he/she can be arrested....

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    179. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by ejort79 · · Score: 1

      Maybe it would be better to think of a "driving" license as an "operate a motor vehicle on a public road" licence. Your car is yours- I expect you can do what you want with it on your property -if you had a drive/road on your property or even a track- I'd think you're safe to speed to your heart's content.

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    180. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > if you fuckers slow down in construction zones I wont thor shit at your car.

      If you are standing where I'm driving (assuming I'm on the road), you need to GET THE FUCK OFF THE GODDAMNED ROAD, YOU MORON! If my office was on the double yellow lines of a highway I would expect people to fly past me!

      YOU CHOSE TO WORK HIGHWAY CONSTRUCTION, YOU KNOW WHAT A HIGHWAY IS USED FOR!

    181. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Breathing is a privilege!

      > you don't have to live in the sticks. it's not a requirement.

      Except that they can't make enough money working there to save up & pay the amazingly & unnecessarily high costs of living of one of the places you happen to be able to afford to live.

    182. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by PriceIke · · Score: 1

      > One niggling little point: plants, animals, and inanimate object's aren't a "who". :-)

      One niggling point to answer your niggling point: Many people do refer to their pets, and even pet plants, as "he" or "she" rather than "it" .. I have had several pets in my time who were definitely "who"s rather than "what"s. I used to live with a landscaper who would speak to her plants as she tended to them. Further, many people anthropomorphize certain objects, like cars or iPods, using gender-specific pronounds rather than using "it". I hear this all the time, like calling a car "she" and "baby" and so forth.

      Pedantic and not a serious counterargument, just being nitpicky.

      > Spelling Nazi. :-P

      Guilty as charged! And by the way, there's no apostrophe in the plural form of "objects". :p

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    183. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I had a point which he completely ignored and resorted to ad hominem.

      And as far as "intelligence" goes, I think it's fairly obvious I meant it in the sense of a well-educated *member of society*. Unless you assume we are mere flys that are now incapable of individual thought, then I don't see what the deal is. All I'm saying is we are training society to not care about consequences (and the learning that comes from those consequences), only care about respecting the law.

      Democracy is based on individuals learning and educating themselves to better society. It may be that people are pathetic drivers, but I'd say the system gets what it produces. Crap in equals crap out. Driver education is crap and the police do not care about actual people who break the law, as my point about the drunk driver without a license who did a hit-and-run and the cops did not even search for the car (located less than two blocks away). In the eyes of the law, this person is the same as someone stopped for speeding. And the bike helmet law, which is plain silly. Laws are created due to public paranoia and what I would call the "Oprah effect", not actual research. Which is why, for crimes that do have actual consequences, the *real* criminal gets off. Most laws are enforced on respectable people. The real criminals don't care because the punishment that comes with breaking a law with consequences is the same or less than those with no consequence. Let's get serious here. Jaywalking? Riding a motorcycle without a helmet? A bike without a helmet? These "crimes" will *never* have victims. We are simply trying to protect people from hurting themselves here.

      The previous poster said:
      No-one. That time. But by allowing people to drive at whatever speed they like means you'll get a whole lot of victims along the second you relax the restriction. If one person once shits once behind a tree in the park, nobody cares too much. But if everybody shat in the park all the time, you've got a park full of shit that nobody wants to go to.

      There is a whole lot of assuming going on. The underlying assumption behind this reasoning is that people are incapable of being responsible citizens. Ever thought that maybe the reason they aren't responsible now is because the laws do not grant them the leeway for responsibility? That maybe the laws are creating a babysitter society, where the police and government play the role of babysitter?

    184. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by strikethree · · Score: 1

      anything in this world that i can do that does not directly hurt you, is a _right_. i have the right to the pursuit of LIBERTY. you know those words, the pursuit of "life, liberty, and happiness". liberty is the freedom to do anything. the only thing that can limit that is your freedom to do anything. if i limit your liberty, then i have transgressed my own liberty. again, anything in this world that i can do that does directly hurt you, is a right. my right.

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    185. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually tell that to the person you put in the hospital because you where going a little too fast or had a little too much to drink or was reading your book or eating or talking on your cell phone or ...

      I don't care what you think you need your car for. It is a priviledge to drive. Yes you may need a car to get to work, but if you show you can not handle the car properly, then yes you should lose that priviledge.

      You may whine about now I can not get to work, but tell that to the people that you injured.

      PS Just because you have not caused any injuries yet, does that mean that we should wait till you injure or kill someone before action should be taken?

      PSS Soapbox. People who get DUI 2, 3, x+ of them and still driving because they tell the judge that they need the car to get to work. Thus they are told you can only drive back and forth to work. Yet 6 months later they are pulled over driving back and forth from the bar. What does the judge do? Revoke the license. Doesn't stop them. Anyway, enough off topic. End Soapbox.

    186. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by shiftless · · Score: 1

      So you got a Mustang, big friggin deal. If you're getting pulled over more often, perhaps you should consider doing the friggin' speed-limit, or abiding the rules of the road. If you're not doing anything that violates the law, then you can fight it, and win, in court. Crying 'Pity me...' solves nothing and being self-righteous about it does even less.

      Bullshit. You try being a young white male who drives a sports car, and try to fight a ticket in court. Unless you've got some pretty good evidence, it's your word against the officer's, and who do you think's going to win?

      I'm not whining at all. I'm just stating the system is fucked up, and I'm not going to let it fuck me. I don't break laws that I feel inconvenience me, I break the ones I feel are wrong or unfair. There are things out there that I'm against and I'm not afraid to take a stand.

    187. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by shiftless · · Score: 1

      So if they were to choose to move somewhere else there is nothing but themselves to stop them.

      Ah, but you see, if a person is born in such and such place and has always lived there, then they didn't choose to live there, they simply do. They can *choose* to live somewhere else. I don't believe in the government forcing people to move elsewhere. Isn't that what was done to the Cherokees?

    188. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Were you actually speeding when you got those 10 tickets?

      Yes. Some of them were fair, some were stupid. Some of the speed limits were fair, some were stupid. I'm not complaining about getting ticketed, I'm saying the cops target people just like me (young, white male, sports car). When I drove an old truck, they left me alone. Now, they'll pick me specifically out of a crowd of speeding cars and ticket me. Nevermind that we're all going a safe speed for conditions, and it's safer to go the same speed as everyone else. It's not about safety, it's about making money.

      But I'm not complaining. I'm stating the system is fucked up, but I'm not going to let them fuck me. I'll continue to do what I feel is right, and they can kiss my ass.

    189. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by shiftless · · Score: 1

      If you choose to live somewhere where you are unable to walk or cycle or bus or train or whatever to work, then it's simply your responsibility to obey the rules.

      My argument is that in a free society, persons have the right to choose where they want to live. If I want to own a large amount of land out in the middle of nowhere and live there, that's my right. The government has no right to tell me I need to move somewhere else, except in the case of eminent domain, which is bullshit IMO.

      The government also has no right to prevent me from making a living. I do not recognize any such right. If I need a vehicle to get from my home to work, the grocery store, etc, I have the right to drive one.

      If I can pass the driving test (which should be much more stringent, IMO), I should have a driver's license. If I commit huge, dangerous violations of traffic laws (not this 5-10 MPH over bullshit), then fine the hell out of me, but don't take my license. I have the right to drive if I am physically able to do so, and nobody can take that away from me, I don't care who you are.

    190. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by shiftless · · Score: 1

      If you indeed didn't start speeding in the newer, faster, flashier car, then it was more likely that you hadn't been booked for offences before, rather than being booked unfairly this time.

      You are correct, and I should have been more clear on this: I don't mind getting pulled over and getting tickets. What I do mind is the fact that they never pulled me over before when I didn't look like I had money. That's bullshit. The law should be applied equally, for a good purpose, not for revenue enhancement. If the law is keeping people safe, let's enforce it with the intention of keeping people safe, but if it's only there to make money, it's bullshit and needs to be fought.

      I drive safely, and ignore traffic laws that are ridiculous, except when I'm in an unfamiliar area or an area I know cops frequent. That's just my way of fighting back. There are better ways I'm sure, but that's just me.

      You know, if you speed, you get speeding tickets - it's fairly easy to work out, and then you go complain when you're stopped from driving?

      No, I didn't complain. It's regrettable that the system is so screwed up, but that's the way it is and I accept that. I accept having to pay fines for my actions. It sucks, but that's just how it is.

      What I do not accept or recognize is that anyone can take away my right to drive.

    191. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by shiftless · · Score: 1

      I disagree that driving is a privilege, because how can something be a privilege if you need it in order to survive? That's like saying breathing is a privilege. No, it's a right, and no matter what anyone says, I will do everything in my power to continue doing it.

    192. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1
      Apparently you're mixed up about your rights. You have no right to drive if you're endangering other road users, in which case, suspending your license is a paralell punishment to imprisonment. Not only is it some kind of punishment, but a murderer cannot kill, a thief cannot steal.

      Not only do you not have any right to drive whatsoever, but you are infringing others' rights to safety. We're not talking about a single offence for a suspension, we're talking repeated. I believe in some cases, a first offence will result in a verbal warning only, anyway. If you prove to the authorities that you are unable to drive safely, then it's just as if you proved to your driving instructor that you are unable.

      If you fail your test, then you cannot drive. If you subsequently drive unsafely, in a fashion similar to that which would fail a driving test, of course you will be prevented from driving.

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    193. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      Ok, maybe I'm the only person left that lives in a place where the nearest employment of ANY kind is a 30 minute drive with no public transportation available.

      As for the points on your license around here there are MANY places where the speed limit changes from 55 or 65 down to 35 or 45 for no reason, with no change in road conditions and with no warning. Cops like to set traps there and nail people who are going 55 in the 45 after just being in a 65. So they are slowing down, but they aren't slamming on their brakes. So BAM speeding ticket. You hit 3 or 4 of those over the course of 6 months and all of a sudden you are in danger of losing your license. So yeah, it takes some repeat offenses, but repeat offense can mean a lot of different things. Drunk or reckless drivers aren't the only ones who get their licenses pulled.

      Kintanon

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    194. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by PhoenixPath · · Score: 1
      Um, me. I just happen to be a young white male living in Minnesota with a yellow Nissan 280 ZX(complete with spoiler and custom paint-job).

      I've been pulled over twice in the 2 years I've owned this vehicle. I only fought one, since I was at fault for the other, and I won.

      Of course, there are unfair cops out there, as well as unfair judges, which will, unfortunately, always be the case.

      Seriously, wrong or unfair, they are still laws. Breaking them isn't going to change them. You're doing nothing but emptying your wallet.

      Take a stand, if you must, but at least try and be intelligent about it. Giving them more funds isn't going to stop it. Petitioning your local governemt, getting like-minded individuals to do the same, showing up at local community meetings, etc., will go much farther than handing them cash.

    195. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you shoot people with your gun you lose your right to keep and bear arms. That doesn't do anything to change the fact that owning a gun is still a right in this country. Idiot.

    196. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by ACNiel · · Score: 1

      Your statment is uneducated, mean, and just selfish.

      He chooses to work road construction, so you should be able to speed and try to kill him? He has signed up to be part of your carnival game?

      Backing up several steps in logic, and in the thread, driving is a priveledge. We can't all just drive how, and where we want. As soon as those orange barrels, barricades, and other markers go up, it becomes his "office", and

      YOU KNOW WHAT A WORK SITE IS FOR

      The state is kind enough to allow you to drive through his site legally. You do not have a right to be there.

      You hit someone in an Illinois construction zone you are going to jail, not just fined, and rightly so. Just because you think it is a highway doesn't mean the speed limit is as high as it used to be.

    197. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      I went to traffic court once. Hit a telephone line with my 12ft box truck (lines are by law required to be over 14ft).

      Guy before me hit a parked car and failed a breathlyzer test. His lawyer pleaded about how the guy had a decent job and had to support his family. Got him off with court cost.

      I, having no lawyer, explained how I was trying to get to my job, and called the phone company from the closest line I could get to. I was charged with hit and run (after the judge looked up the law that stated I wasn't responsible for staying there if I couldn't repair the damage.)

      The whole system is deserving of third world status...

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    198. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Deeze · · Score: 1

      Wow. Exactly how did my post somehow elicit a response about the travesty done to the Native Americans? (btw, I have Cherokee blood in me, though you'd have no idea by looking at me, being blonde and medium-fair skinned)

      When one becomes an adult and moves out of the nest, one either

      a - Chooses to stay near his roots
      or
      b - Chooses to re-locate

      In other words, if you didn't choose to leave, then you chose to stay. Both are legitimate choices.

    199. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by turbosk · · Score: 1

      "Sorry, but the right live anywhere you can afford to is pretty well established"
      There was the guy who was living in the Toys "R" Us, but I'm sure he was not allowed to live "anywhere he damn well pleased" which was *inside the store*....

      "It would catch those who are blatantly driving over the limit."
      That's what they're doing already. Do you know what "blatantly" means? As in "obviously" and "in full view of everybody, including the cop with the radar gun/timing device"? As opposed to "stealthily"? Really, now. Think before you type.

      "the concept of a speeding ticket is self serving for the police"
      Now you've just gone too far. The speeders present a clear and present danger to the other drivers on the road, and you're going to blame the 5-0 for keeping the streets safe?

      YOU are broken, DarkSarin, and need to be fixed.

    200. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't that depend entirely on what state you live in? I believe in my state, as in the other poster's, it's 55 for unmarked roads as the described (usually preceded by an "End Speed Zone" sign).

    201. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

      The Constitution says that anything not explicitly mentioned in it can be regulated by the states (if it's not regulated by your state, then yes, it's your right even if it's not explicitly granted to you anywhere). The states regulate driving.

      I wish the courts figured that one out too.

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    202. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      There was the guy who was living in the Toys "R" Us, but I'm sure he was not allowed to live "anywhere he damn well pleased" which was *inside the store*....

      If they guy could afford to buy the store, sure he could live there. This was the parent posters point, so don't be an asshat.

      That's what they're doing already. Do you know what "blatantly" means? As in "obviously" and "in full view of everybody, including the cop with the radar gun/timing device"? As opposed to "stealthily"? Really, now. Think before you type.

      Get a grip. There is a world of difference in driving 40 mph in a 30 zone twenty feet after a change in the limit, and a mile later.

      Now you've just gone too far. The speeders present a clear and present danger to the other drivers on the road, and you're going to blame the 5-0 for keeping the streets safe?

      Nonsense. Sometimes the posted limit has something to do with how safe it is to actually drive, but that's rarely the case, and I'll give you some examples. I live in a town of about 100,000 people, and whenever there's construction on the interstate that goes through town, they drop the speed limit from 55 to 40. Whereas in Minneapolis, for the same sort of construction they drop the limit from 65 to 55, and they easily have ten times as much traffic during any given day. Now tell me why it's safer to drive 10-15 mph faster in a city with millions of people than in a town of 100,000?

      Another example: my parents live a few miles out side of town, surrounded by farms. The famers are graudally selling their land to developers who are turning the land into subdivisions. There is a two lane highway that is near my parent's place and the speed limit used to be 50. Now that the farms have been sold, and the land rezoned from agriculture to residential, the speed limit was dropped to 40, despite the fact that isn't a house closer than a mile away from this highway, and the amount of traffic hasn't increaed. Three years from now a change might make sense once the houses are built and occupied, but now it's merely arbitrary and capricious.

    203. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      Umm... he said "Minor possession." 20 pounds is definately enough to book you for possession with intent to sell, which is certainly not minor in the state's opinion. Why, that's probably a cubic foot of marijuana. How the hell do you plan to smoke that all before it spoils?

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    204. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by turbosk · · Score: 1

      "If they guy could afford to buy the store, sure he could live there. This was the parent posters point, so don't be an asshat."
      That was NOT the original poster's point. The bone of contention here is that you can live "anywhere you damn well please", which is is only tangentially related to "anywhere you can damn well afford to live." Read the whole thread again and tell me what you think about that nuance.

      "Get a grip. There is a world of difference in driving 40 mph in a 30 zone twenty feet after a change in the limit, and a mile later."
      I beg to differ. Doing 40 in a 30 is the same offence in Peoria or Alberta, near a church or near a whorehouse, after exiting a six-lane freeway or exiting a one-way alley. I have lots of grip. I drive an AWD vehicle :)

      "Nonsense. Sometimes the posted limit has something to do with how safe it is to actually drive, but that's rarely the case"
      Now YOU'VE gone too far. Anybody going faster than the posted speed limit is, by definition, posing a clear and present danger to other motorists who are travelling below that limit. By not obeying traffic signs, you are a hazard on the road. Nobody's saying the actual MPH isn't arbitrary, but once it's been established, you'd better not exceed it, or you're in violation. DarkSarin was attributing evil intentions to the cops' enforcements, which was uncalled for, unjustified, and untenable.

      pax,
      fred

    205. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by OhioJoe · · Score: 1

      I am a cop. Cops are "supposedly" screened before hired to be honest and ethical. Even when liars get past this screening, they still have to face shame and being discredited if they are caught lying. This latter tool keeps most officers honest at LEAST on the stand and about minor things like traffic violations. It's not perfect at all, but until something better is figured out, that's a best we as a society can do (make the officer's word more credible than an opposing claim, if no evidence implies the officer is not telling the truth). If an officer witnesses someone throw a brick through your car window as it is parked on the street and catches them, there is no issue with credibility, the crook pays the price, and in that way it benefits you. Where it doesn't benefit you is if you are indeed speeding and want to lie out of it, you can't. Admittedly, it also doesn't benefit you if in the rare times an officer lies about your speeding (it's nearly ludicrous to imagine an officer doing that since they can simply wait two minutes and catch a REAL speeder), then yes, you are still cooked and a lying officer got you two points on your license and a fine.

      While I agree it is silly to think no officer has ever lied about a minor traffic violation, it is just as ludicrous to claim it happens often. It just doesn't make sense to lie about a traffic violation when we don't need to. If I want to get someone for speeding, I can legitimately do it in 10 minutes. If I want to get someone on a turn signal violation, same time frame. There is no reason whatsoever for me to lie about a traffic violation.

      OJ

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    206. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      Now you're talking!

      (Many apologies, incidentally, but I didn't intend to get personal).

      Funnily enough I seem to believe in (and rail against) many of the same things as you do - the erosion of personal responsibility, the problem of the "nanny state" mentality and the prohibition of victimless "crimes".

      However, where we disagree is in how to rectify the problem.

      I'd love a world where everyone could be thrown back on his own moral code, and was only punished if he brought harm to others. Unfortunately, I don't believe we (the modern western meta-culture) are anywhere close to reliable enough to do that.

      I find (even in daily life) that the vast majority of people are simply too thoughtless, selfish, lacking in empathy or over-confident of their own abilities. This is partly due to the fact that they have been positively encouraged to hand over responsibility for their actions to the government, media or the latest trendy excuse for the last few decades, but I simply don't believe this can be reversed by simply instituting a "nothing is prohibited... but you break it, you pay for it" rule now. I think the sudden imposition of this kind of system would just lead to escalating injuries, deaths and economic ruin from the lawsuits involved.

      I'd love it if we could turn the current trend around with the aim of ultimately instituting this kind of system, but I think that would take decades, at least, before people were ready for it.

      Because of this I'm happy to rail against truly victimless crimes like prostitution, drug "abuse"[1] and the like, but I draw the line at complaining about laws which protect me from someone else's stupidity.

      [1] Pet hate - the term "drug abuse". If someone takes cocaine, cannabis, acid or ecstacy, it's to get high, hence they're using it. I don't know what "drug abuse" would be, but probably "taking antibiotics to get high", or "stuffing cannabis up your ass".

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    207. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      I was replying to the parent of the "minor possession guy", countering the claim that a criminal offense must cause someone else the loss of their rights or freedom. Mere possession of any quantity of drugs (or, for that matter, a ton of unlicensed explosives that you're not planning to actually use for a terrorist act) doesn't meet that standard. But it's still criminal.

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    208. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      Look, regarding where you can live: I quite intentionally changed from "anywhere you please" to "anywhere you can afford" to avoid the problem of people saying they should be allowed to live in a place like a store, or, even worse, in a big house they can't afford. But within one's financial means this, the right to live anywhere you like is well established. This did indeed change the nature of the argument, but I did so intentionally because I would agree that "anywhere you please" is rather extreme.

      But within that change, there are reasonably strong precedence (and possibly laws, though I am not certain of that) for having the right to live where you like, provided you can afford to purchase or rent the property (and pay the relevant taxes...).

      As far as what I attributed to the police as motivation for the speed limits, I would not say "evil", merely self-serving. The difference is in the fact that I don't believe that the police are out to hurt anyone--just to help themselves. They probably, for the most part, believe that speed limits increase safety. But they also don't make the laws (though they may have some input). The mayor/town council/whatever gov. body does--and they are the ones who benefit more directly from the added income. Once again, I don't think that most of them are doing so strictly because they want to hurt others (that would be evil), they just see it as a way to increase revenue while also (and _of course_ more importantly) increasing safety. What could possibly be wrong with that?

      As for the idea that cops might have evil intentions being untenable, you might want to pay a little more attention. There are a lot of very good, dedicated officers that I respect a lot, but I would say that calling the suggestion that there might be some corrupt, self-serving or plain evil cops untenable or unjustified paramount to suggesting that it is untenable that any preist is a pedophile. Think about it.

      I have to disagree with you assesment that anyone who is travelling faster than the posted limit poses a clear and present danger to other motorists. Allow me to provide a clear reason why one should choose traveling speed according to two factors: personal ability and road conditions.

      First, personal ability is a HUGE factor in whether or not one is driving at a safe speed. For instance, some individuals suffer from contrast insensitivity. That is, they have trouble seeing low-contrast objects, such as white on a grey background. For these individuals, driving at night is a major challenge, and they should probably be driving well under the posted limit.

      Second, road conditions (which encompasses a large number of possibilities) include things like velocity of traffic flow. If the posted limit is 65, but the average speed of the motorists is 80, then the ones who are truly posing a danger are those who are driving 65 despite the traffic moving considerably faster. Should those traveling 85 be driving that fast? Legally, no. Safety wise? That is debatable, but those who are driving slower ARE posing a danger.

      On a different note, when was the last time you heard of someone getting pulled over for driving too slow (under the minimum)? If safety were the true goal of police officers, then they would be enforcing that equally. I have NEVER heard of anyone being pulled over for doing 35 in a minimum 45 zone! By your logic, however, they are posing a clear and present danger to motorists that are all driving above the minimum of 45.

      Finally, the idea of my argument is that speed limits tend to be arbitrary, and should either be consistent or non-existant. When a limit is arbitrary, then you cannot reasonably expect a person to always know the limit. Furthermore, it demonstrates that the motive for posting a speed limit is not truly safety, but something else. If safety were TRULY the MAJOR or ONLY concern, then two things would change: first, uniformity of limits would be the norm (that is, if condition x exists and all cond

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    209. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > He chooses to work road construction, so you should be able to speed and try to kill him?

      Did I say that? No I did not, don't put words into my mouth. If he's working construction, he should know not to WALK IN FRONT OF TRAFFIC. I am driving in the left lane, he's in the right lane, which is blocked off with cones or barrels. So regardless of my speed (within reason), I'm not going to hit him unless he jumps out into the left lane, in which case he's suicidal or a fucking idiot.

      > You do not have a right to be there

      I have a right to be anywhere I please. In some of those places, people have given themselves the "right" to remove me, forceably.

      > You hit someone in an Illinois construction zone you are going to jail

      Really? So if I'm going the posted speed limit, some moronic construction worker jumps in front of my car, I go to jail for it? Somehow, I think there would be plenty of lawyers jumping for my case on that one.

      > Just because you think it is a highway doesn't mean the speed limit is as high as it used to be.

      No, I assume it's the posted speed limit. If I got pulled over for going the posted limit, I'd be pretty jacked. I'm not exactly sure what you were going for with that statement.

    210. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by turbosk · · Score: 1

      "I quite intentionally changed from "anywhere you please" to "anywhere you can afford". This did indeed change the nature of the argument"
      That's called "misdirection" and "trolling".

      "they just see it as a way to increase revenue while also (and _of course_ more importantly) increasing safety."
      That's called "changing your story", because it's NOT what you said originally.

      "Should those traveling 85 be driving that fast? Legally, no. Safety wise? That is debatable, but those who are driving slower ARE posing a danger."
      Ummm, that's exactly backwards. The 85 MPH cars are the ones responsible for creating the dangerous situation, as THEY are in violation, and will have to pay the hospital bills when tshtf.

      "I have NEVER heard of anyone being pulled over for doing 35 in a minimum 45 zone!"
      Probably because you don't get out much. Your few years of inexperience are not a statistically valid sample.

      "When a limit is arbitrary, then you cannot reasonably expect a person to always know the limit."
      argh. It's called "pay attention to the signs while you're driving."

      "if condition x exists and all conditions are discrete, then the limit is y"
      You're expecting every driver to do an analysis of every mile of road they drive on and become familiar with all aspects of every factor that goes into determining the speed limit for that particular stretch of road and figure out for themselves what the safe speed is? What is wrong with you?

      "limits would change according to weather, time of day, luminance, traffic flow, etc."
      The posted speed limit is for ideal conditions. You take it from there.

      "an easy way to let all individuals on a road know what they limit is exactly where they are (in car signals would be a relatively easy method of doing this)."
      That is insane. Tell me more about these signals, I'm almost interested.

      "I am not being a jerk or rude, but I am against arbitrary systems"
      You're living in an arbitrary world. The sooner you get used to that concept, the sooner you'll start making sense.

      pax,
      fred

    211. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you have a lot to learn about living in poor conditions -- having little experience, trying to get by on your own or with a partner.

      I would suggest reading Nickel and Dimed by Barbara Ehrenreich, even the first episode of "30 Days"- the new FX show with Morgan Spurlock, is really eye opening.

    212. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's a privilege to drive on public roads. it's within your rights to drive on your own property regardless of how many violations you've had, I would think, but having a license and using public roads is a privilege that can be revoked.

    213. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

      for example then: people seem to think that health care is a right. people think that happiness is a right. pursuit yes, end result, no. and no, you don't have a right to do anything as you please providing it doesn't hurt anyone. society has a right, and a duty, to regulate itself. we must have laws that control drugs for instance, or say medical licensing for another.

      now, whether you think pot should be legal or not (and I've not indicated a position), is a matter for the public at large to decide. same for gay marriage. if massachusettes wants to pass it, fine. if california votes overwhelmingly against. fine. but a judge in mass. doesn't have the power to order californians to recognize it. that's judicial tyranny. same by the way is true of abortion. roe was the worst legal decision in history. no wait #2. dred scott was #1.

      as for the problem of "everything is a right", too often it involves the taking of something from someone else. last example, i'm a teacher. people think education is a right. it's not. couldn't be. it requires they take taxes and build schools, pay people to work, force people to attend, and mandate all kinds of codes and violations and punishments. now, if the state wants to educate its citizens, then it can't discriminate. but if it says "we're not interested, go find a library like lincoln did", than it can do that too. education is not a right. is it important. yes. a right. no.

      we've got parents of kids who get c's and d's demanding they get tested for special ed, whatever. then they demand their "rights have been violated" if they get the kids in sped but he doesn't learn anything or still fails. (and no, they are not the same. plenty of kids pass what dint learns nuthin') so somehow we've violated his rights because he's not going to read, study, do his work, or in general give a flying fsck about anything other than getting into little miss suzies panties or probably more accurately, worry about clearing level 37 on Doom 3.

      that's what i mean by rights. we have a "i'll do it if i please" attitude, which is not a free society, but anarchy. and we have a "i need it, i want it, hell, it's a right" society, which somehow figures it's not only okay but necessary to take from one person and redistribute it to another. either way it's a tyrannical society. a free society means we give up what rousseau called the state of nature, i.e. complete freedom, and what we recieve in return is far greater.

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    214. Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by YomikoReadman · · Score: 1

      BS. Driving is not a privelage, it's a requirement.

      BS on your BS. There is nothing on this earth that requires you to drive a car. There are jobs you can get that don't require a license. You can get to and from work without either mass transit or a personal vehicle.

      That said, yes, there are individuals for whom special considerations are required, IE physical handicap, but that still doesn't mean you have to drive.
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  2. Courts got by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oooh, cop got pwned by a laptop

  3. Yes they have by Noishe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A lawyer friend of mine who specializes in getting people off of speeding tickets does it all the time

    1. Re:Yes they have by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's an interesting specialty. He must pull down tens of dollars a day doing stuff like that.

    2. Re:Yes they have by Himring · · Score: 1

      You used "lawyer" and "friend" in the same sentence. That's gotta be a grammatical no-no some how....

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    3. Re:Yes they have by ase · · Score: 1

      I bet he pulls in a lot more than that. It's worth a lot of money, in terms of lowered car insurance premiums, to not have a moving violation on one's record.

    4. Re:Yes they have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want your friend's contact info! (seriously - I have a lead foot)

    5. Re:Yes they have by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      Once upon a time, I got a speeding ticket in some hicksville between Seattle and Vancouver, Canada. The sleazy town lawyer charges his standard rate of $300 to get your ticket overturned. I went to court to observe him in action. He had a stack of 20 tickets, and proceeded to have the judge basically rubber-stamp them all under one single legal precedent. That's about $6000 for 15 minutes spent at court.

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    6. Re:Yes they have by Deeze · · Score: 1

      "That's about $6000 for 15 minutes spent at court."

      Sounds about right, since the judge probably got half of that in kickbacks.

    7. Re:Yes they have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a few speeding tickets on my record. (Four to be exact.) I like to go fast. I was really mad when I got my last ticket, and thought that there must be a way out of my ticket.

      After some research I discovered NOLO. They provide digestible legal information on a variety of topics. The name of the appropriate book is "Beat Your Ticket: Go to Court & Win!" There is also a California version available.

      Needless to say, NOLO has really helped me out. The books are also conveniently available as pdf documents.

    8. Re:Yes they have by rajafarian · · Score: 1

      No,really, I think he got more than that: he got a really good chance of being reelected.

      THAT is all

      r

    9. Re:Yes they have by MemoryAid · · Score: 1

      One of the features of an oxymoron is that it can be perfectly grammatical, yet still make no real sense. In a related bit, analyzing humor is not funny in itself, and I hereby apologize for same.

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    10. Re:Yes they have by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      Volume. It's all about volume.

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  4. illegal access! by Barbarian · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now the guy can be charged for unauthorized access of a computer network, like that guy in Florida that /. mentioned last week.

    1. Re:illegal access! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many idiot mods got fooled by the "mod parent up!" signature line?

      That post wasn't very funny at all.

    2. Re:illegal access! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now the guy can be charged for unauthorized access of a computer network, like that guy in Florida that /. mentioned last week.

      Don't mention it or the same story will show up again.

    3. Re:illegal access! by Barbarian · · Score: 1

      How many idiot mods got fooled by the "mod parent up!" signature line?

      Well, the same mods who think that there is a November 31.

    4. Re:illegal access! by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Heh, I hadn't noticed that.

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    5. Re:illegal access! by jonnykelly · · Score: 1

      Actually -- not if he was in Manhattan -- my company, http://wwww.courtroomconnect.com/">Courtroom Connect, provides public wifi internet services at the Manhattan courthouses, among others around the country. Yes, we do charge for it, but hey, we gotta feed our kids. Sorry if some consider this a shameless plug, but I thought it at least somewhat more relevant than some of the "I got a ticket too once!" posts.

  5. nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    down already and there's only 1 comment

  6. gfbsfb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no comments, slashdotted christ

  7. DoA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow just posted and the site doesnt respond.

  8. dupe... by ginotech · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    you can always tell it's a dupe when the article link is already visited ;)

    1. Re:dupe... by liryon · · Score: 1

      so is the immediate slashdoting a result of the orginal or the dupe?

    2. Re:dupe... by ginotech · · Score: 1, Redundant

      wow. WOW. It's not a dupe? I knew about it before it was on slashdot? dear god.

    3. Re:dupe... by ginotech · · Score: 1

      i was wrong, i suck at life. sorry.

    4. Re:dupe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mind providing a link to the origional slashdot story. I hadn't read it and I can't find it myself. It seems the article must be popular to read twice since it is now slashdotted

    5. Re:dupe... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Though you've copped to the the goof, I've got to ask: What the fsck are you doing reading the articles on slashdot? Mixing up a dupe (they happen so often) is excusable, but RingTFA? Hand over your ID and step away from the keyboard. Slowly, please.

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    6. Re:dupe... by ginotech · · Score: 1

      No! NO! I read it before it was an article on slashdot! i swear!
      please don't hurt me!

    7. Re:dupe... by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is when you do most of your newsreading on the source agencies' websites. I dunno the exact numbers, but I'd guess that greater than half of the news articles come from Associated Press and/or Reuters. So read those websites and you're basically covered.

      Then you get to grouse when you submit an article on Reuters, it gets rejected, and then a week later somebody submits MSN's copy of the same article and it gets posted, because everybody loves it when people whine about that kind of thing. :p

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    8. Re:dupe... by ardle · · Score: 1

      I was sure it was a dupe too (actually searched this page for the word "dupe" to confirm my suspicions). Turns out I read about it via Fark on Tue 19. So it's not a dupe, nor is it particularly old news. Why is it on Slashdot? ;-)

  9. Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 4, Informative

    I read this yesterday when it did its round through the blogosphere, and from my understanding he simply made the judge doubt the memory of the police officer and not prove his innocence. There is a big difference between taking advantage of a loophole and actually having done no wrong. He simply found a flaw in the police officer's story and proved it, although the flaw, from what I could tell, was not directly related to whether the offense was committed or not.

    1. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      There is a big difference between taking advantage of a loophole and actually having done no wrong.

      Yep. You hit the nail on the head. Welcome to the way that America's legal system has (almost) always operated.

    2. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by Reverberant · · Score: 5, Informative
      although the flaw, from what I could tell, was not directly related to whether the offense was committed or not.

      I can't get to the article right now, but I also saw it yesterday. IIRC, the defendant's argument was that he was in the intersection to make a left turn, but had to wait for an oncoming car to clear the intersection before he could turn. The cop said that could not have happened because the street was one-way. Being able to demonstrate that the street was two-way was significant because it showed that his story was plausible - not to mention calling into question the arresting officer's ability to observe a crime-in-progress.

    3. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read this yesterday when it did its round through the blogosphere, and from my understanding he simply made the judge doubt the memory of the police officer and not prove his innocence. There is a big difference between taking advantage of a loophole and actually having done no wrong. He simply found a flaw in the police officer's story and proved it, although the flaw, from what I could tell, was not directly related to whether the offense was committed or not.

      Uh... dude. I see nothing wrong with that.

      In general, you are presumed innocent unless proven guilty. The judge is more inclined to trust the word of the cop, rather than you. This is not because cops are considered more trustworthy in the eyes of the law (they're not; in principle, we're all treated as being equally trustworthy for want of any evidence to the contrary). Rather, it's because the cop has less incentive to lie about the circumstances that someone who stands to save the cost of the ticket.

      However, if you can cast sufficient doubt on the veracity of some portion of the testimony of the officer, then the balance of trust is shifted away from his testimony and there is no longer sufficient evidence that you are guilty.

      Remember, as a defendant in court for a criminal, it is always the burden of the prosecution to prove guilt. You never need to prove innocence, just create doubt in the case made by the prosecution. That's why the two possible verdicts are "guily" and "not guilty", not "guilty" and "innocent".

    4. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by Ogive17 · · Score: 1
      not to mention calling into question the arresting officer's ability to observe a crime-in-progress.
      I bet you can't remember who you walked past and what they were wearing at 8:03am today, let alone something that happened a few weeks ago.

      And why don't you remember, because it's such a small detail, it's not worth the time to lock it away in your head.

      Without reading the article (because the site was /.'d), I'd guess that neither the guy contesting the ticket or the officer was able to give 100% true statements, not because they wanted to lie under oath, but because they just couldn't remember.
      --
      "Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
    5. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I bet you can't remember who you walked past and what they were wearing at 8:03am today, let alone something that happened a few weeks ago.

      Cops don't have a pen and a notebook to write shit down in?

    6. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't about the color of some random person's shirt, this is about the direction of the fucking road. POP QUIZ! Is your house on a one-way or two-way street! I hope that wasn't too hard for you.

    7. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by Reverberant · · Score: 1
      I bet you can't remember who you walked past and what they were wearing at 8:03am today, let alone something that happened a few weeks ago.

      Well, since I was sleeping at 8:03am, I can tell you exactly who I walked past at that time ;)

      As more memories being fallible? Yeah, I agree with that - to an extent. Not remembering the oncoming car? That's a small detail. Not remembering whether or not a street is one- or two-way? That's a pretty big "small detail" - especially for (presumably) the cop's home territory and likely a location that has been patrolled before or since.

      I just performed a little experiment: Three years ago, I worked for 4 months in NYC on a subway project. Over the course of that project, I performed tasks at several locations in Manhattan, which are shown as dots on a schematic map in a technical report. Just looking at dots on the map, I tried to remember whether or not the streets were one or two way. I then used Google maps and project photos of the area to see if I was right.

      I scored 100%. And I haven't been to NYC in 3 years.

      If a cop couldn't remember that detail, that cop needs to learn how to take notes - or that cop needs a new career.

    8. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by Eric604 · · Score: 1

      IF (I didn't read the article) the officer doesn't remember it 100% then why does he bring it up as an argument to invalidate the suspect's story? That's higly suspicious. Next time he might be giving you a ticket for driving in the wrong direction on a two-way street.

    9. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by Sancho · · Score: 1

      But let's not ignore the legal technicalities that cops use all the time to write additional tickets.

      A few years ago on 4th of July weekend, I was pulled over for failing to obey a stop sign. I was pretty shocked at this, because I had stopped. Full stop. Looked both ways. I know this because that intersection is particularly dangerous and I'm always particularly careful on holidays since the cops are out in full force. Every 4th of July, when I have to drive, I am intensely careful not to make the slightest mistake.

      As it turns out, I did make a mistake. You see, there is a stop sign at the intersection, but there is also a solid white line. I stopped before the line, but not before the stop sign. Despite the fact that it's a clear viewing distance in all directions and I wasn't in the middle of an intersection when I stopped, the citation was upheld on the technicality. I was deemed to be driving safely (how's that for crappy--ticketed despite driving safely) and allowed to take Defensive Driving to keep the ticket off my record.

      So if someone can get off of a traffic violation by a technicality, I say more power to them.

    10. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
      Being able to demonstrate that the street was two-way was significant because it showed that his story was plausible - not to mention calling into question the arresting officer's ability to observe a crime-in-progress

      However, he didn't demonstrate that the street was two-way. Online map data is not 100% accurate when it comes to noting one-way streets. I think if I were the judge, I'd believe the officer over Google maps.

    11. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      People who get tickets almost always remember what what happening, or, at least, what they think was happening, when they got the ticket.

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    12. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just performed a little experiment: Three years ago, I worked for 4 months in NYC on a subway project. Over the course of that project, I performed tasks at several locations in Manhattan, which are shown as dots on a schematic map in a technical report. Just looking at dots on the map, I tried to remember whether or not the streets were one or two way. I then used Google maps and project photos of the area to see if I was right. I scored 100%. And I haven't been to NYC in 3 years. This isn't much of a feat. Manhattan doesn't have a whole lot of two-way streets. I visit about once or twice a year. The ones I can remember: Park Avenue, Delancey St., Houston St., Allen St., 7th Avenue, Lenox Avenue, West Side Highway(stretch) and Broadway -- North of Columbus Center.

    13. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by topham · · Score: 1

      It is a police officers duty (and job) to make note of any pertinent facts.

      In this case, the officer said it was a one-way street, while the driver said it was a two-way street.

      That is a pertinent detail.

      I almost got my first speeding ticket a couple of weeks ago. I was pulled over doing 23km/h over the limit. (14.x MPH). Around here thats a $200+ fine. After handing the officer my license and registration he received a high priority call.

      One of the women at work heard about it and was very upset, she was hit with a speeding ticket the week before.

    14. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by celephaix · · Score: 1

      Not like it would be the first time someone's come down a one-way street the wrong way. I did that once when it wasn't clearly marked.

    15. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by ONOIML8 · · Score: 0

      "...it showed that his story was plausible..."

      It has far less to do with that and far more to do with the fact that the court (judge, officer, entire system) was embarassed. Rather than make a stink over one case they let this guy off and slammed the next 10 innocent suckers.

      The reason I say this is that I have seen it in action. I've seen people (myself included) go to court and prove that police radar defied the laws of physics. I've seen people (myself included) bring in multiple eyewitnesses. I've seen officers swear in court that they can visually clock the speed of a vehicle +/- 2 mph! Puhleeze. And still they take the suckers money because the word of the officer, no matter how far fetched, is superior to yours.

      The officer could make a statement like "An alien spacecraft was pulling his car at warp 5 through a 35 mph zone" and you're gonna lose sucker.

      The cops know this. I work with them and I'm telling you first hand that they know they're better in you than court. They don't bother to properly document squat. They lie. They cheat. And they really don't care because they have the confidence that every time they are going to come out ahead. They win, you lose.

      And in the rare case that you do win, it costs them nothing. Zero, zip, nada. Go ahead and prove they lied under oath. Maybe you'll get lucky and walk out with a "win". You know what happens to the cop? Not a damn thing. So they'll go back to business as usual.

      Oh and about going to court vs. pleading: You're doing the cop a favor if you go to court. It's paid overtime for them. And while they're in court, that's easy duty. So the more tickets they write, the better their chances of being called to court. The more they go to court, the bigger the paycheck. Maybe they lie a little (lot) to improve the odds (and, therefore, the size of the paycheck) but there's no risk because if they get caught with a lie...they won't see even a reprimand from their supervisor.

      It's a rigged game. You can't win. Avoid playing.

      --
      . Quit playing Monopoly with Bill. Switch to one of many non-Microsoft products today.
    16. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      You know what? It's a police officer's job to remember those kinds of details. Therefore, he should be held to a higher standard than the rest of us. In fact, I would go so far as to say that if he can't remember these kinds of things, he has no business being a cop and should be fired!

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    17. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...they know they're better in you than court.

      What kind of sick cops are you working with? Around here, cops may be trying to screw you, but at least its only figuratively, not literally.

    18. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the New York cops I deal with are like that. Yes they are sick but what can you do?

    19. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by lxs · · Score: 1

      I read this yesterday when it did its round through the blogosphere...

      Please, in the interest of both brevity and clarity, abbreviate that word.

      Example:

      I read this yesterday when it did its round through the BS...

      See, isn't that better?

    20. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If *I* was the judge I would send someone out to look at the f**king sign. Or even check the city records, if there are any.

      Would you believe the officer telling the earth was flat too, when google says it is round? And looking at the sign is "a bit" easier than looking at the planet from a place with a view that allows you to see the difference.

    21. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by jandrese · · Score: 1
      It's a rigged game. You can't win. Avoid playing.
      Uh, the only way I know to avoid playing is to build yourself your own little island out in international waters and try really hard not to catch the notice of any government or nongovernmental bodies anywhere.
      --

      I read the internet for the articles.
    22. Re:Exercising a loophole != proving innocence by ONOIML8 · · Score: 1

      Or simply pay the whatever extortion they are trying to extract and fade into the background. If you do they will likely leave you alone. If you put up a struggle at all then they will consider you a player and come back for more.

      --
      . Quit playing Monopoly with Bill. Switch to one of many non-Microsoft products today.
  10. Using the internet to prove your innocence... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here's a brief tale of my experience..

    A few years ago, I was involved in a bad traffic accident. The time was well before dawn, and I was starting on my morning commute to Lansing. I turned out from my subdivision onto a main street, and was broadsided by a car whose driver had failed to turn his lights on. After the accident, I asked the other driver if he had his lights on. "No.", he blithely replied. "Don't you think you should have???" I said. In response, he gave only a shrug.

    Fast forward two and a half hours later, when the police finally arrive at the scene (that's right, two and a half hours). The policeman asks what happened. I reply that I pulled out in front of the other car, but I was unable to see him as it was pitch black out, and the other driver had neglected to turn his lights on. The policeman asks the other driver, "Did you have your lights on?" "No", he replies. The policeman then writes him a ticket for driving without headlights. Then, he turns around and writes me a ticket for failure to yield! "How exactly was I supposed to yield to a vehicle I couldn't see, Officer?", I ask testily. His only reply is "tell it to the judge".

    So now, in addition to having to get my car towed, and the hassle of opening a claim with my insurance company, I get to miss a day of work going to court. Before the court date, I compile a stack of data from various sources on the internet, all showing that the time of sunrise at the exact latitude and longitude of the accident, on the date of the accident, was a full two hours after the time of the accident, thus proving that the ambient light was zero, and that I had no chance to see the light-less car heading my way.

    Fast forward to the court date. I walk into court with a thick sheaf of papers under my arm, determined to absolve myself of any blame.

    The case lasted exactly twelve seconds. The officer failed to show, and the judge dismissed the case.

    To this day, I still remember the odd mixture of relief and indignation I felt as I walked out of the courthouse.

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    1. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The case lasted exactly twelve seconds. The officer failed to show, and the judge dismissed the case.

      The same thing happened to me but my charge was vandalism and I was guilty. You gotta love lazy cops. I still continue with random acts of vandalism. Shame I might have learned my lesson if I was convicted. Oh well.

    2. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This should be a lesson to everybody. Never admit fault to anything, even if you're in the right. Only answer direct questions about yourself and provide as much information as possible about the other person. It seem like a slimy thing to do, but the system is slimy and you'll get screwed unless you play by their (slimy) rules.

    3. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Technically though you did fail to yield. I don't think the judge would have likely dismissed the charges had the cop shown up and the cop was a dick for citing you. But you did not technically yield the right of way.

    4. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did anyone ask you about your unrelated story?

    5. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by Alomex · · Score: 1

      You are right. A friend avoided a major collision by smartly avoiding a car who was turning and invading his lane. In the process he barely brushed a car travelling on the opposite direction (damage was superficial, requiring a $100 paint job). The car that invaded his lane ended crumpled up on a street post on its own as the driver was drunk.

      My friend should have gotten a medal for avoiding what could have been a fatal multi-car collision. Instead he got a ticket for brushing the car on the opposite direction. The case went to court and the judge ruled against him.

    6. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by Mike+Markley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had a similar experience, only I was far less prepared. I guess that makes this sorta OT since I didn't use technology to get out of it, but whatever...

      I was commuting from downtown Cleveland to the suburbs along Carnegie Ave, which ran from downtown (with dynamic lanes) all the way out into the 'burbs, where it turned into Cedar Rd. One of the first suburbs it went through was Cleveland Heights, whose police are notoriously anal-retentive about speeding (stories of people being ticketed for doing 3mph over the limit are common). Worse, the limit drops (or dropped, it's been several years) from 35 to 25 as you enter town.

      So I'm driving home and, as usual, I drop to precisely 25mph as I enter Cleveland Heights. As I do so, I see a cop sitting at a gas station on the corner, just waiting. A moment later someone whizzes by me at at least 45 and, predictably, the cop pulls out. The car had slowed as soon as he saw the cop, and was now not very far ahead of me, but it was too late.

      The cop came up behind me but didn't hit his sirens until he was right beside me, at which both I and the guy he was after pulled over. So once we're all at a stop -- the speeder in front of the cop, with me behind both -- I start to pull back out onto the street and resume my drive. At this point, the officer flags me down and writes me a ticket for failing to yield to him.

      Now, since I did, in fact, yield, I decided to fight it. The only defense I could come up with was that I ended up stopped behind the cop and therefore must have yielded, but frankly, that was a pretty weak defense. I refused to roll over, though.

      So the court date arrives and the jury box is being used to house all the Cleveland Heights policemen who are there to testify in traffic cases. I couldn't even tell which one had pulled me over because they were all large, pale, and redheaded -- the Irish policeman stereotype. My weak defense in hand, I strode to the front of the court once my name was called and I waited as the judge consulted with the officer who had come out of the jury box.

      Then the judge said that the officer couldn't recall the circumstances of the ticket, and dismissed my case. I like to imagine that he wrote so many BS tickets that he couldn't remember which was which...

    7. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by BorgHunter · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I believe you are correct (at least in my state, Florida). The relevant statute:

      (316.123)(2)(b) At a four-way stop intersection, the driver of the first vehicle to stop at the intersection shall be the first to proceed. If two or more vehicles reach the four-way stop intersection at the same time, the driver of the vehicle on the left shall yield the right-of-way to the vehicle on the right.

      Nothing about exemptions if the cause of the accident is some fool running around without headlights.

      --
      "Excuse me, did you say 'Trekker'? The word is 'Trekkie.' I should know; I created them." -- Gene Roddenberry
    8. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by BorgHunter · · Score: 1

      Whoops, I meant the subsection right above it. Except when directed to proceed by a police officer or traffic control signal, every driver of a vehicle approaching a stop intersection indicated by a stop sign shall stop at a clearly marked stop line, but if none, before entering the crosswalk on the near side of the intersection or, if none, then at the point nearest the intersecting roadway where the driver has a view of approaching traffic on the intersecting roadway before entering the intersection. After having stopped, the driver shall yield the right-of-way to any vehicle which has entered the intersection from another highway or which is approaching so closely on said highway as to constitute an immediate hazard during the time when the driver is moving across or within the intersection.

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      "Excuse me, did you say 'Trekker'? The word is 'Trekkie.' I should know; I created them." -- Gene Roddenberry
    9. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by Keeper · · Score: 1

      At least the other driver admitted fault.

      In my particular case, I was making a left turn and was t-boned by the vehicle traveling behind me. The vehicle was doing 2x the speed limit (by my estimate) and was driving on the wrong side of the road (they hit me after I had crossed the yellow line). That bastard was driving in a 1974 piece of solid detroit steel. He hit me so hard that the front end of my car came around to hit his vehicle. His car wouldn't run afterwards. My vehicle had only 3 tires touching the ground at any given point in time.

      The other driver lied his ass off while I was being taken to the hospital, and the police report labeled me at fault. It had me making a u-turn past the intersection. Gah. Still pisses me off. *mad*

    10. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did anyone ask you to whine about his post?

      Whiny little bitch.

    11. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by thatgun · · Score: 1

      Well, although the poster missed work, think of the money he or she saved not having to pay the government any money!

    12. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I love you.

    13. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

      I think that there's some sort of legal principle that requires officers to issue tickets to all parties involved in accidents, regardless of fault or not. I don't understand it exactly, but somehow failing to issue a ticket might leave the city open to some sort of legal action. Or at least that's what I've always heard.

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    14. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      I know that was a misquote, but I've always wondered what to do if four cars reach a four-way stop at once.

      If two cars opposite each other reach it, and aren't going the 'same' direction (because then they can go at once), I assume that cars going straight beat cars going left beat cars going right, because that's how it works at traffic lights. So it seems there's an issue, because neither is 'to the right', but there's not.

      But what if four cars reach the intersection at once, and they all want to go straight? Or left?

      I mean, the traffic light rules only apply to the person opposite you.

      Should everyone try to yield to the right, and hope someone's making a right turn and thus doesn't have to yield to anyone? But, wait, if they're making a right turn, they should be yielding to people on the opposite side making a left turn...

      Sure, in the real world, it's fairly unlikely. But still. The rules just completely fall apart.

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    15. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      That's not what happened to me.

      I drove through an intersection once and an complete idiot tries to do a left turn in front of me. (From the other direction, if you see what I mean. Crossing in front of me.) I'd seen him stopped waiting to cut across, I never imagined he'd try to make it across there. Slammed right into him.

      He claimed the light had been red when I entered the intersection (He was already sitting out there.), which would have made it my fault. It wasn't, because I was looking at the damn light instead of the road, because it had just turned yellow and I was in one of those 'Crap, should I slam on the brakes. Nope, too late. Whew, made it.' moments. (Followed shortly by a quarter-second of terror as I looked down, and then a few seconds I don't really remember, and then a few seconds trying to figure out what just happened, then realizing I was just in a car accident and I should stop the engine.) But that's what he claimed.

      Luckily, the cop realized that, regardless of the color of the light, the other driver would have been pretty damn stupid to have pulled out in front of me anyway, and thus he only wrote that guy a ticket.

      Which the guy wiggled out of, because I, being 19, was too stupid to collect any witnesses or anything, but at least it didn't go on my record.

      Actually, looking back at it, I don't blame him, I was just pissed at the time he was asserting the light was red. I think he was watching the light, and saw it change, and went. Which was stupid, but we all drive stupidly.

      Where was I? Oh yeah...the cop didn't write me a ticket, despite the fact it could have, in theory, been my fault for running a red light.

      --
      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    16. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by CAlworth1 · · Score: 1

      Here in Minnesota, we have the phenomenon known as "Minnesota Nice", where it is believed that the event you mention is a demonstration of infinity...

    17. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Where I live (Columbus, IN), we have lots of 4 ways out in the countryside, including a cluster of them near about 5 big factories about 7 mi south of town.

      The way we solve that "simultaneous pullup" is we wave others to go ahead to 'create' a stagger. Very few collisions happen near those stopsigns. And it helps to have non-rude people.

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    18. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      In a situation like that, unless you're in a real tearing hurry to get somewhere, the simplest response is to sit tight and indicate to the other drivers that they may go before you. If nobody moves, just roll forward a couple of feet and watch the others to make sure they see you taking the initiative. Then go.

    19. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I know what to do, I just don't know the legal thing to do. ;)

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    20. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      The legal thing to do may change from state to state, but the safe thing to do should be valid anywhere, which is just to sit still. I'd think the most you could be charged with (if a cop was bored enough to try it) would be "blocking traffic". If you're moving and there's a collision, you'll always get part of the blame. If you're stationary, no way it's your fault. I was taught that while learning to tow a trailer - if in doubt, stop. Let the other bugger make a move, 'cause if he hits you, it'll be all his fault...

    21. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Back in 1966, I and a group of friends were arrested for littering in Stockbridge, MA. The prosecution showed up with 27 eight-by-ten color glossy pictures of the "scene of crime," with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one to be used as evidence against us.

      Fortunately for us, the Judge was blind and couldn't look at the 27 eight-by-ten glossy picture with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one.

      So we got charged $50 and had to clean up the garbage in the snow.

      Oh wait! That was Arlo Guthrie. My mistake...

      Now let me tell you about the draft...

    22. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Nope.

      Usually if they write you it's because they think you're a dick.

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      Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
    23. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by ear1grey · · Score: 1

      Your suggestion about only giving your name has some merit, but why did you not give it when posting this advice?

    24. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by clambake · · Score: 1

      the very first words the judge will tell everyone is this. "if you plead not guilty, i will send you back to your seat. i will hear all other cases first. your case will be last. we will then have the officer give his testimony, which i will consider truthful and accurate. if i convict you in a trial, then i will not give you any lenancy. if you plead guilty, and you don't have a criminal history, i will most likely give you supervision, which means your conviction is sealed and after 1 year it is removed. if you are found guilty, i will not give you supervision".

      I have always wondered about this... Is it illegal to lie to a police officer, or anyone, when not under oath? Because, who says you are telling the truth if you admit fault? Maybe you just wanted to assuage the other driver's fears and make him feel more at ease so he wouldn't try to run... Does the court just automatically accept the very first thing you say as 100% truth with no extenuating circunstances and then, should that story change, everything else you say from that point forward is a lie?

    25. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pardon my ignorance, for I am a foreigner, but are you really sure about who gets to drive first in the case of 2 cars in opposite directions making left/right turns?

      Driver A arrives from west, wants to go north (left turn).
      Driver B arrives from east, wants to go north (right turn).
      You seem to suggest that driver A gets to drive first. Assuming we're hypothesizing about a country where people drive on the right side of the road, driver A crosses the other lane, whereas driver B does not. Consequently I would think that driver B should drive first and I'm certain that this is the case in Europe (minus UK).

      Oh, the official word on the 4-at-the-same-time is that the drivers are supposed to negotiate and when a consensus has been reached, one of the four drives first (carefully...)

    26. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by RocketRay · · Score: 1

      Before the court date, I compile a stack of data from various sources on the internet, all showing that the time of sunrise at the exact latitude and longitude of the accident, on the date of the accident, was a full two hours after the time of the accident, thus proving that the ambient light was zero, and that I had no chance to see the light-less car heading my way.

      I read a "how to beat your traffic ticket" book once, and the author had a similar situation (ice on the road, unable to stop, cop gives ticket for running stop sign). He brought in newspaper clippings proving (he thought) that it was a freezing day. The prosecutor asked the judge to remove the clippings as "hearsay", and the judge agreed.

      I'm afraid if the cop had shown up the same thing would have happened to you. You'd probably have to bring in an expert witness to prove that it was dark when the accident occurred.

    27. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by Skidge · · Score: 1

      Heh, for 3 years I used to live right off Cedar where the speed drops at the entrance of Cleveland Heights. Somehow I managed to avoid getting a speeding ticket that entire time. You can sit in one of the restaurants there and watch the cops pull people over one after another, all night long.

    28. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      If you're at a traffic light with no turn lanes facing each other, the person turning right is supposed to yield to the person turning left, although the bastards never do unless there's an explicit Yield sign.

      And that's true even without a traffic light. If you're driving down the road and trying to turn right, and someone is waiting to turn left onto the same road, they are supposed to have the right-away. And it's because they have to turn across more traffic than you.

      Although obviously that concept is a bit stupid, because they don't have the right-away if you are going straight, and can't magically predict what you are going to do.

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    29. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter, ice on the road is not an excuse to drive through stop signs. If you cannot come to a complete stop at a stop sign you are driving too fast. What if there had been other cars with the right of way, it was icy, so they have less ability to avoid idiots who don't stop. (though most likely they are going slower to compensate)

    30. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by lorcha · · Score: 1
      I have always wondered about this... Is it illegal to lie to a police officer, or anyone, when not under oath?
      Martha Stewart can answer this question for you. Lying to a police officer can definitely land you in jail.
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    31. Re:Using the internet to prove your innocence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It didn't matter if the officer showed up or not in this case. He wasn't there to see the accident nor was he involved with it. The DA would have dismissed it regardless.

  11. Slashdoted already, text from Network Mirror by moonka · · Score: 5, Informative

    In January of this year, I was pulled over by a traffic officer for "disobeying a steady red", a.k.a. running a red light. I pleaded "Not Guilty" to the charge, and today - nearly six months later - I went to court to find out the fate of my ticket violation. Check out how Google Maps saved me some serious cash - and points on my license! There I was on a bench waiting for my name to be called at the Downtown Manhattan DMV hearings bureau. After hearing several testimonies from other drivers, I knew this Judge wasn't going to be sympathetic to my troubles. So driver after driver, all but one had a happy ending. So now I'm worried because being found guilty would mean a 150 dollar fine, plus 50 in penalties, and worse of all points on my license. I began to contemplate how it all happened since it had been so long. I jotted down some notes on a small piece of paper, and then the moment of truth arrived. After my name was called, I gathered my belongings and made my way up to the stand where the offending officer joined me. The judge swore her in and asked for her testimony. The officer did what I expected - after all, I had been listening to all of those prior testimonies - and began to describe the scene of the violation. In her story I noticed one fatal flaw, which I had planned to exploit but I had no proof whatsoever. The officer stated the street I was on was a one way westbound street and I was turning onto an avenue that was at a two way street separated by a concrete divider. Only thing was, I was on a two way, not one. So it came time for my testimony and I stated that I was in mid-turn when an oncoming vehicle was coming toward me very quickly and I had decided not to make the turn until that SUV passed me. The Judge stopped and asked me how could there be an oncoming vehicle if the street was only one way. I stated that it was indeed a two way street. The officer reiterated that it was only a one way. So who was the judge to believe? I was desperate for proof so I did the unthinkable: I whipped out my notebook. I was very lucky to find an extremely bad connection via Wi-Fi. I pulled up Firefox and when to maps.google.com. I typed up the intersection and zoomed in as close as possible: Description As you can see, Cathedral Pkwy (110th street) has no arrow indicating the traffic directions. However, 109th and 111th do. I mentioned this to the judge that this means that 110th is indeed a two way street. The traffic officer begged to differ. She said perhaps an arrow was just missing from the equation. So I called her bluff, and researched a new intersection, Times Square: Description I asked her honor if she was familiar with 42nd Street. She nodded and I continued to mention how all of its neighboring streets have indication arrows of the direction, with one exception: 42nd Street. Everyone knows that this is a two way. The judge said that due to lack of memory of the officer she will have to dismiss the violation. Thank you Google Maps, you rule. Go here for the pics http://www.networkmirror.com/eImYJ9RHQxDLQcPZ/www. gearlive.com/index.php/news/article/google_maps_he lps_fight_traffic_tickets_07160942/index.html

    1. Re:Slashdoted already, text from Network Mirror by TedRiot · · Score: 1

      Today we will probably see a story on the frontpage describing using Firefox to get out of a traffic ticket?

    2. Re:Slashdoted already, text from Network Mirror by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

      Heh, that reminds me of long-time Field & Stream magazine humor columnist Ed Zern. He always placed teasers at the end of his columns along the lines of, "Next Month: How to build a computer using only birchbark and the SoLunar Tables" http://www.solunar.com/ or "How to repair your outboard with a rock, a wet rag, and the SoLunar Tables."

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  12. Google as a law-enforcement evasion tool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Helping criminals like this seems suspicous - in an almost Napseter/Grokster/BitTorrent way. Perhaps google should be outlawed too.

    1. Re:Google as a law-enforcement evasion tool. by halivar · · Score: 1

      Helping criminals like this seems suspicous - in an almost Napseter/Grokster/BitTorrent way. Perhaps google should be outlawed too.

      Good idea. More progressive states like the PRC are already ahead of you.

  13. Easier Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The easiest way to get out of a speeding ticket is to ask the officer technical questions like "When was the last time the radar gun was calibrated?" and "What type of software does your system use?" Then hit them with the grand finale to get out of the ticket "May I see the code?"

    1. Re:Easier Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yah, be a wise guy with a cop. That'll work well. I encourage you to try it. Every road I drive on every one speeds. Most people don't signal. Most follow to close at speed. I almost never see enforcement. When I do it must be because your stickers expired or you were being a real jerk in traffic, or, like powerball, it was your lucky day. There is too much traffic to enforce the rules. Enforcement during high traffic times makes for unsafe conditions like panic braking when someone see's a cruiser. A cop car on I95 just causes slow traffic pods and accidents and makes it less safe not more. Go fast but keep back and signal and you will be OK. At least on the east coast.

    2. Re:Easier Way by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1
      I wouldn't bother using these lines on a police officer when they've pulled you over, but it's worth trying the line about calibrating the radar gun in court.

      I shared an office with a guy who got out of a speeding ticket with this line of thinking. At the time we were both QA auditors and he was pretty good (much better than I was, to tell the truth, which is why I haven't done that in 8 years).

    3. Re:Easier Way by Osty · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't bother using these lines on a police officer when they've pulled you over, but it's worth trying the line about calibrating the radar gun in court.

      You can't just ask him that in open court. At best the judge will grant a continuance for the officer to gather the calibration records (continuances can and do happen in traffic cases -- I had a case continued for over two years, and it was nothing more than a 10-over ticket). At worst the judge will deem it irrelevant and you'll have to continue with a different line of questioning. If you're going to attack the equipment or the officer's training, you need to file for discovery. And when you do file for discovery, try to get anything you could possibly think of -- radar gun manuals or LIDAR gun manuals, calibration records for the device or spedometer (you may have been paced -- your ticket will tell you the method of speed measurement), the officer's sharpshooter training and record (very relevant if you're up against LIDAR), the officer's ticketing history, etc. Also, you need to do some research to know what you can and can't attack. For example, LIDAR is a highly suspect speed measurment mechanism (it measures distance over time, so hand movement such as shaking from too much coffee can effectively measure two different objects over a period of time -- say, a stop sign and a moving car), but if it's accepted evidence in your state based on court ruling, you're not going to be able to petition to exclude LIDAR readings based on the unsound design. At that point, you can question whether it was properly calibrated, if the officer knew how to use it (training records), or if the officer was a qualified sharpshooter (because using LIDAR effectively is just as difficult as sniping, if not more so), but you can't question whether or not it was legal to use LIDAR at all.

      There's a reason why there are lawyers who specialize in traffic law, and it's not to screw you over. Fees are reasonable (usually in the $200-$300 range, which could be in the fine range for a ticket if you get caught doing something like 85 in a 60), and they know all of the local laws and loopholes. More importantly, they know the judges, DAs, and clerks, and may be able to barter a deal you'd never have any chance to get on your own. Find a good one, and you'll never have to worry about losing a traffic case again.

      Of course, that brings up the question of why you continue to speed in the first place. All I can say is, consider that "going with the flow of traffic" when that traffic is over the speed limit is illegal, but going the speed limit when everybody else is going 10-15 mph is also illegal (you're a road hazard). Add to that a unique, eye-catching car that looks and sounds like it's doing 50mph when it's only doing 25mph and you'll find that the deck is pretty much stacked against you.

  14. my story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Your Honor, as you can clearly see via Google maps, I was simply minding my own business eating some fine swiss cheese, when suddenly this large craft came down and hit me..."

  15. Society's POV by rwade · · Score: 1

    Sounds like everything worked out perfectly for both you and society. Society didn't have to pay the officer to show up while he could be saving the world from criminals. The court's time was not wasted with a case that has no merit.

    1. Re:Society's POV by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1, Insightful


      You're forgetting the day's wages I lost going through the absurd motions of having to 'prove my innocence'.

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    2. Re:Society's POV by rwade · · Score: 1
      You're forgetting the day's wages I lost going through the absurd motions of having to 'prove my innocence'.

      I didn't forget anything. The title of this comment is 'Society's POV'...

    3. Re:Society's POV by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1, Insightful

      From your original post:
      Sounds like everything worked out perfectly for both you and society.
      It seems like you forgot what you originally posted.
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    4. Re:Society's POV by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      "while he could be saving the world from criminals"

      Not likely. In most big city PDs the officers are assigned to specific beats. Traffic officers do nothing but write traffic tickets all day while others respond to calls from dispatch. Around here we have officers who do nothing but respond to traffic accident calls, ie taking reports, securing the scene, etc. Of course officers would respond if they witnessed a crime in progress themselves, but that scenario is extremely rare compared to responding to calls or witnessing a traffic violation.

      An officer *might* catch a real criminal on a traffic stop, like someone with a warrant, but most of the time they don't bother. They'll more often pull over a car with a safe, non-threatening looking driver to write the ticket and send them on their way.

    5. Re:Society's POV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I would also count you as a member of society, hence the cost to society wasn't zero.

      It peeves me off when people talk about 'society' as if it is some omnipresent independent being that can be used to justify all ills. WE are society. It is made up of people like us and as such it should serve people, not the other way around.

    6. Re:Society's POV by rwade · · Score: 1

      Still, my primary focus was on how this was good for society. I only gave you a passing recognition -- a tip of the hat, if you will.

    7. Re:Society's POV by rwade · · Score: 1

      An officer *might* catch a real criminal on a traffic stop

      If the officer is in court, he is assured to catch zero criminals.

    8. Re:Society's POV by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1


      If the officer is in court, he is assured to catch zero criminals.

      You're forgetting the 'criminal' in the defendant's position in the court...the 'criminal' that is assured to go free if the officer neglects to keep his court date.

      But judging from your other posts, you seem to forget quite a bit.

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    9. Re:Society's POV by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Except that's not how it works.

      Cops have scheduled court days. When they pull people over, they give them a ticket to appear on one of those days.

      They don't just stand around all day because some idiot has scheduled a single case on that day. They have like a dozen cases scheduled. If the police force is small enough, they might have a significant fraction of the cases that day, or even all the cases might be theirs if the police force consists of ten people.

      By not showing up, he's not just letting the innocent off. He's letting the guilty off also. He's basically wasting his entire last week of writing tickets.

      Except that most people don't contest them so are found guilty anyway. But that's besides the point.

      I'd be pretty upset if someone crashed into my car and their insurance refused to pay because they were found innocent because the damn cop didn't bother to show up.

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    10. Re:Society's POV by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      My wife is a cop, and that is most definately NOT how it works.

      When she has to go to court, it's for one, and only one, case. On the rare occasions when she does have more than one case scheduled, they are almost invariably at different courts, and she basicly has to make a judgement call as to which one is more important (confirmed with her supervisor, of course).

      Besides, while the cop may write a date on the citation, you can most likely reschedule if it's that inconvenient for you. The cop usually doesn't have that option, and it's not unheard of for a bench warrant to be issued for a cop who didn't show up because they were on vacation and never recieved the subpoena.

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    11. Re:Society's POV by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Than your local government is idiotic and hasn't gotten their act together. Either that or the cops just like slacking off.

      In places that pay attention, that's exactly how it works. Every ticket a certain cop writes for three weeks might give out the same court date, specifically so that cop can just show up on that day.

      And, yes, rescheduling and court delays and whatnot can break it. And 'real' trials, of course, have dates set by the prosecution and defense.

      I'm just talking about the original traffic court date that the officer picks when they write the ticket, in sane juridictions, is delibrately picked so as to be the same day as their other cases. It can either be some sort of informal scheduling 'Mike, you've got next Tuesday morning for court, write your tickets for then.' or it can be an offical schedule on the wall. The cop might even decide to do it himself, although there you risk everyone picking the same time.

      That first traffic court date is ten times more important than any other date, because a lot of people just show up hoping the cop doesn't, and plead guilty when he does, or at least after a few questions from the judges. Only a fraction of traffic cases ever take more than one day or are rescheduled.

      While I may not be married to a traffic cop, they've told me that this is what they do here. And I've set in court and watched half a dozen cases come through with the same cop, because it was 'his day'.

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  16. Cops could point out wild inaccuracies... by dpilot · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...of google maps. Depending the search, they might be accurate, or they might be much less accurate than the speed check.

    About the time I saw this pop up on Slashdot, I was searching google maps for "smithsonian air space" in "washington, dc". Pretty simple, right? It gives 2 results, neither within a mile of the real answer. (One answer looked like it was in a residential neighborhood perhaps 2 miles away, the other about a mile away - in the median strip of a highway.) I've had a case looking for a place in my own area where the google map was miles off, and another time searching for a particular restaurant in Concord, New Hampshire with similar inaccuracies. Sometimes google maps are right, too.

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    1. Re:Cops could point out wild inaccuracies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cop could have also used differential calcalus to prove that he did speed

    2. Re:Cops could point out wild inaccuracies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just wanted to check that claim. I looked up Smithsonian Air and Space, Washington DC.

      It gives me the locations of the offices of the Air and Space museum. They are correct. They just aren't what you are looking for. You wanted the museum, not the office.

      It's not an inaccuracy. It's a limitation. Google cross-checked listed addresses with it's location maps, and gave them to you. Unfortunately, the listed addresses are the business addresses, not the public address everyone goes to.

      You got the right address. To a question you didn't ask.

    3. Re:Cops could point out wild inaccuracies... by dpilot · · Score: 1

      Interesting.

      But trying to find "Maplefield Farms" in Colchester, VT is about 5 miles off. Finding the "Common Man" in Concord, NH is about 1.5 miles off.

      Seems to me that searching Smithsonian Air Space would have given me at least ONE pointer to the place *most* people want to go. If there were a second, I'd expect it to be the annex at the airport. Not that the offices aren't important...

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    4. Re:Cops could point out wild inaccuracies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't confuse the "maps" portion with the "local search" portion.

      As you can see here, the address (pulled off the Smithsonian's own website) points to the right location, however obviously googlebot either never got to that page or didn't index it correctly.

      Maybe next time you can try a different query.

    5. Re:Cops could point out wild inaccuracies... by kalpol · · Score: 1

      Don't forget there are two locations, the Udvar-Hazy center at Dulles and the location on the Mall. that being said, I couldn't find it either by the keyword search.

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  17. Yup, worked for me too. by technothrasher · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't know if it'll be as impressive to the court going forward if everybody does it, but when I walked in a couple of years ago and pulled out my printed satellite photos from yahoo of the intersection where I allegedly ran a red light, the magistrate just said, "Not Responsible" without even looking at it or hearing any other evidence.

    1. Re:Yup, worked for me too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweet! I'm gonna take satellite photos of me robbing a bank - I'll walk for sure!

  18. Boing Boing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is getting to be a joke.

    The story about tusk-free elephants? On Boing Boing first.

    The story about the nine year-old geek girl? On Boing Boing first.

    The story about the Death Star subwoofer? On Boing Boing first.

    And now this story comes from Boing Boing too?

    These are only the stories I've noticed from the past couple of days reading Boing Boing. It's one thing to aggregate geek news from a variety of sources. It's another thing entirely to simply copy everything Boing Boing does. Slashdot is going downhill faster and faster.

    1. Re:Boing Boing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Boing boing pretty much sucks. I don't even want to go to that site as it's filled with annoying ads. Plus their so-called writers scour the net for stories, which most have already appeared on other sites and blogs.

    2. Re:Boing Boing by icecow · · Score: 1

      You find the this non-restriction of information imposing?

      So many people just don't get it.

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    3. Re:Boing Boing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So fucking leave. Nobody is asking you to come here.

    4. Re:Boing Boing by HardCase · · Score: 2, Funny

      There was bitching on Boing Boing first, too!

    5. Re:Boing Boing by dubl-u · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slashdot is going downhill faster and faster.

      That's completely unjustified! It's always been kinda half-assed.

    6. Re:Boing Boing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flamebait? This person is telling the truth about that horrid site with the awful ads. Mod the post up please.

    7. Re:Boing Boing by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      It's another thing entirely to simply copy everything Boing Boing does.

      To be fair, Slashdot posts a lot of stories that HAVEN'T been posted already on BoingBoing.

      To be petty, most of those are articles that have already been posted on SLASHDOT.

    8. Re:Boing Boing by ImaNumber · · Score: 1

      Looks like the "millions of ads" made it to boing boing first too. No, thanks, I'll wait and read it on slashdot. Yes, it sucks, but no, the site isn't littered with annoying images.

  19. yay mirrordot by qw0ntum · · Score: 1, Informative
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    1. Re:yay mirrordot by qw0ntum · · Score: 1

      crap... sorry folks... my bad. i guess i have too much faith in mirrordot.

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    2. Re:yay mirrordot by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Coral Cache dudes! use the Greasemonkey scripts!

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  20. Use the Uncertainty Principle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Speeding tickets always include a) the speed, and b) the location. Both cannot be known with arbitrary precision, therefore the ticket must be bogus.

    1. Re:Use the Uncertainty Principle by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Except that no one gives speeding tickets with arbitrary precision. It's to the nearest mph.

      Although that logically opens a can of worms, because you could always knock one mph off the ticket, by arguing that, while he might have measured part of you going X mph, his measurement could have distrupted the system by imparting energy to it, by, for example, bouncing a laser off of it. Bring in documents about laser launched spacecrafts to show this is possible.

      And while you admit that the officer's laser was incredibly underpowered compared to those, and could have only added, say, .0001 mph or so, point out that he only measured to the nearest mph, and you could have been measured at exactly 85 mph but only actually going 84.999 mph. Or if they round up, you might have been going 83.9995, and he bumped you to 84.0005, which was rounded up to 85.

      In whatever system of rounding can, there exist values that can be changed by extremely small additions, and his laser could have done that. Please note laser measurements fire repeatedly to attempt to get a 'lock' on you, and then fire a measurement pulse. And he doesn't have to move your whole car, just your taillight casing or your license plate or whatever he bounced the pulse off of. (Note that makes it work from the front, also. He could have pushed something backwards and it bounced back.)

      And while you cannot prove this is the case, it is his job to prove that the energy he imparted to you had no discernable influence on your speed. If he cannot, the largest amount he could have influenced your speed should be deducted from your ticket.

      And before anyone points out that lasers can measure with much more accuracy, that's not the point. The point is, in court, there is no record of this accuracy.

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    2. Re:Use the Uncertainty Principle by Kineel · · Score: 1

      A legendary Professor of Physics at the University of Colorado, E.E. Bartlett (we called him E-squared) told us of how he almost got off of a speeding ticket by proving to the Judge that due to his high speed and the doppler effect, the Red Light appeared to be Green.

      He claims he actually had the Judge convinced when he admitted that he had lied about the speed of light being only 100MPH, at that point the Judge threw the book at him.

      True or not, it remains a legend at C.U. Boulder.

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    3. Re:Use the Uncertainty Principle by Ray+Radlein · · Score: 1

      The version of that story that I had always heard ended with the judge changing the "running a red light" citation into a speeding ticket instead. In which case, since speeding fines are usually proportional to the speed above limit involved, things could get very expensive indeed ("So... you were travelling at .67c, and the speed limit was 45 mph...").

    4. Re:Use the Uncertainty Principle by rayzat · · Score: 1

      In the appropriately named Courtland NY there is a massive speeding trap, it was at one point listed by AAA as a real and abused speed trap. I had gotten a ticket there a month earlier because of a malfunctioning speedometer, so I was fearful of it and made extra care to be going at or below the speed limit the next time I came through. I was in the right lane, a giant SUV was in the left lane and the cop was in the center median. Shortly before the speed trap zone the SUV was several lengths behind me and coming up on me fast. As I saw the cop the SUV was passing and pulling away from me, I saw the cop pull out and thought another person gets nabbed. About 10 seconds later the cop pulled behind me and pulled me over, giving me a ticket for 15 MPH more then what I was going. I responded that it was probably the SUV that got tagged because I had received a ticket probably a hundred feet up the road a month ago and was making sure I was not speeding. He basically said BS. So I asked when you first saw me was the SUV behind or in front of me, he said behind. Then I asked when you got the speed was the SUV in front or behind me, he said in front, so I said then he must have been going faster and probably the person you tagged, he said no and bam a ticket, he then proceeded to give me an on the spot inspection of my car looking for reasons to give me more tickets. He said he was going to give me a ticket for not wearing my seat belt, but I showed him my car made a nonstop ear shattering buzz when the belt was unbuckled so he didn't write it. Fast forward 3 months later at my court date. I had measured my car measured a similar SUV mapped out the location where the incident occurred found out the RADAR gun they were using, found it's beam spread and showed that A. my car was in the "shadow" of the SUV at all times and B. based on the officers statements on the location of the SUV and the distances between where he was sitting and where I got stopped was consistent with a vehicle going 15 MPH faster then I was. The cop didn't bother to show up, so with this and the lack of cop I was sure I had it beat. I finished talking and turned to the Judge, where he replied, "The Court is no place for science, I find you guilty". because I plead my case I got hit wit maximum fines and maximum court costs and maximum points. Through some later wrangling I got everything but the court costs reduced. Does this story help anyone, probably not, but it's funny. Especially with shows like CSI saying its all about the science.

    5. Re:Use the Uncertainty Principle by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

      "The Court is no place for science, I find you guilty".

      JESUS CHRIST. This was in NEW YORK? Even in upstate NY I would expect them to be less rube-y then that. If you said Mississippi or something I'd believe it, but up here there is something seriously wrong with that.

      How did you get the conviction overturned?

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    6. Re:Use the Uncertainty Principle by rayzat · · Score: 1

      It was actually a case of who you know, sort of. I played the I don't understand why card so I got sent to talk to some asitant DA to explain how and why I need to give them the money. It turns out he was new to the area and from the town my boss lived in and new of my boss. So he called up my boss who said that if I said it's true it probably is. I then filled out some legal mumbo jumbo form and the guy said he would give it to the judge who would rubber stamp it and I would get some lesser deal. I got a letter maybe a week later saying blah was changed to blah and I got a dollar fine no points and the original court fees. If it happened again a hundred times I doubt it would work out that way again. It actually inspired me to take law classes for fun. ON another intersting note a studied a similar case to the one in the article, techinicaly I think the guy is still guilty of running the light because I'm pretty sure that sitting in an intersection when the light turns red in NY still counts as running the red as you should only move into an intersection if you know you can clear it, but if they did this everyone would probably get a ticket a week

    7. Re:Use the Uncertainty Principle by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

      And if they did this and everyone followed the law, no one could ever make a left turn.

      That's absurd and easily challengeable.

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  21. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by patio11 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    (Hopefully, innocent, they're -- OK, spelling mistakes fixed, now we can talk.)

    The small stakes and mechanical nature of the process of traffic court work in your favor if you choose to be one of the fraction that actually bothers to show up and contest the charges. Everything is weighted in favor of the officer, obviously, but they have an incentive system similar to AOL's technical support -- if the matter can't be disposed of within 6 minutes get off the line, its a loss. So if you present anything which bears even a cursory resemblance to an adequate defense the judge is likely to say "OK, whatever, be careful in the future. NEXT." Or you can pay a lawyer for the privilege and he'll do the exact same thing, except you'll be out more money than the fine was worth (incentives work both ways).

  22. No it doesn't by bogie · · Score: 1

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  24. Veracity of Evidence by rwade · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Presumably before the defendent was allowed to do anything with that laptop the judge must have admitted it as evidence.

    If an item is admitted as evidence, the court has to believe that it is accurate. It is assumed that it is because it is approved by the judge (of truth).

    The only way the officer could argue that Google Maps is crap enough to disprove the defendent's case is to suggest that it not be included as evidence.

    Does a police officer that responds to traffic accidents know anything about how to do that?

    1. Re:Veracity of Evidence by westlake · · Score: 1
      If an item is admitted as evidence, the court has to believe that it is accurate.

      The court has to be convinced that an exhibit is relevant, that it is worth consideration. Nothing more.

      The court can throw out an exhibit whose probative value has been cleary shown to be worthless. But generally it is for the judge or jury in deliberation as a tryer of fact to assess its value.

    2. Re:Veracity of Evidence by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      "If an item is admitted as evidence, the court has to believe that it is accurate."

      A jury is allowed to make that determination on its own. They are not automata.

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  25. Speed check by Jambon · · Score: 5, Funny
    I wonder if anyone's gotten out of a ticket by showing how inaccurate most speed-check methods can be

    I heard of someone who tried. My government teacher in high school told us of a friend who contested a speeding ticket under the premise that the radar gun wouldn't tell the correct speed of his car when measured from the side. So, he paid for a jury trial, and proceeded to go on at great lengths on how the radar gun wasn't accurate. Everything was going fine until the cop took the stand.

    He asked the cop, "So, is it true that radar guns do not measure the correct speed when used from the side instead of straight on?"

    "Sure," the cop answered, "they register a lower speed."

    Needless to say, the guy wasn't too happy about turning a relatively cheap speeding ticket into an expensive embarrassment.

    1. Re:Speed check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My physics teacher got off on a similar argument. He was lucky, I guess... the cop had leaped out of the bushes as my teacher passed him, and my teacher argued that since radar guns only measure relative speed, the gun didn't measure his true ground speed. However, since the cop was leaping out from behind, the actual speed was greater than what the gun read.. he didn't mention that to the judge.. but on the other hand, he said there was some statute that said that if the gun was of by 5 mph in either direction they'd throw out the reading, so he thought he could have got off anyway...

    2. Re:Speed check by sharkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Funny coincidence of careers. My high school gov. teacher got busted for speeding. Luckily, he had a friend who was a lawyer that was willing to represent him for nothing. In court, the lawyer pointed out that the cop had not used a radar detector, but rather used his cruiser to pace my teacher. Once this was out, he pointed out the the cop had not had his speedometer certified within 30 days prior to the ticket, so the case was thrown out.

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    3. Re:Speed check by taybin · · Score: 1

      Sounds like an urban legend. I once had a highschool physics teacher prepare us for college by telling the story of the girl who wakes up to find her roommate murdered and written in lipstick on the mirror "good thing you didn't turn on the lights".

      Thanks, teach!

    4. Re:Speed check by Osty · · Score: 1

      In court, the lawyer pointed out that the cop had not used a radar detector, but rather used his cruiser to pace my teacher. Once this was out, he pointed out the the cop had not had his speedometer certified within 30 days prior to the ticket, so the case was thrown out.

      That's a valid method -- the lawyer attacked the state of the equipment. The grand-parent's post sounds like myth, because he attacked the legality of radar as evidence. Such a case would set a precedence, and that jurisdiction would never be able to use radar guns again. Since I don't know of any place where that's the case (there are a number of jurisdictions where LIDAR is not considered legal evidence), I'd say his story is BS. Never mind the fact that it's a well-known fact that radar doesn't register well from a perpendicular angle, and thus cops don't use it that way. I think if you're going to argue that angle, you'd have to be able to prove that the cop was never at such an angle (something like a 30 degree arc directly in front of or behind the vehicle) to gather an accurate reading, which will be damn near impossible.

    5. Re:Speed check by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      I don't know if this was in the US or the UK, but I remember hearing of someone who went into traffic court to fight a ticket and challanged the equipment. Seems that, with a hand-held radar gun, moving the hand while pulling the trigger can add (and probably also could subtract) some mph from the reading. Right there in the court room, the defendant clocked the judge's bench as moving at about 20mph...

      OK, so that's probably an apocryphal urban legend, but who knows...

      Also, definitely in the UK, my father was once pulled over for speeding. Unfortunately for the cop, he'd been concealed behind a fence or tree or something, and that's not allowed in the UK - an officer at a "speed trap" must be fully visible. My father explained this to the cop in some detail. I don't know if he still got the ticket, but he *did* describe the incident to the county Chief Constable and suggested that his men needed some training. Stepping from concealment while holding something similar to a handgun, and pointing said weapon at passing cars in the regulation two-handed firing stance, was likely to cause a reduction in the police force by at least one man, because my father would certainly attempt to run him down.

      To be fair to my father, this was in the days when IRA gunmen would knock on the door of a Brit "collaborator"'s house and shoot him dead in the doorway, often with his wife and kids right behind him. That was mostly in Northern Ireland, but there had also been incidents on the mainland, with numerous attempts at mail-bombing prominent people, and a number of other bombings. As Chairman of East Sussex county council, my father was regarded as a potential target...

    6. Re:Speed check by Osty · · Score: 1

      I don't know if this was in the US or the UK, but I remember hearing of someone who went into traffic court to fight a ticket and challanged the equipment. Seems that, with a hand-held radar gun, moving the hand while pulling the trigger can add (and probably also could subtract) some mph from the reading. Right there in the court room, the defendant clocked the judge's bench as moving at about 20mph...

      Not RADAR, LIDAR. RADAR measures direct velocity. LIDAR measures distance over time and infers velocity. The possibly-apocryphal story you're referring to is a guy who challenged the legality of LIDAR (in a jurisdiction where it had not yet been challenged) and won by showing the that with a slight jerk of his hand he could register a couple mph off of the judge's desk. It wasn't anything as insane as 20mph, but it was enough to throw the accuracy of the gun into doubt when coupled with the distance at which it's used and the difficulty of using it well (as I've mentioned elsewhere, you really do need to be a qualified sharpshooter to successfully use LIDAR because of a) the length of time you need to hold a lock, b) the small diameter of the laser even after several thousand feet, and c) the small optimum target area on a car that's properly reflective -- the headlights and the front license plate). BTW, this is also why LIDAR must be used from a stationary position while RADAR can be and is often used on the move. RADAR's only limitation is the angle of attack. You can't get a solid reading perdendicular to a vehicle's direction of travel. Head-on or from-behind is fine.

      Also, definitely in the UK, my father was once pulled over for speeding. Unfortunately for the cop, he'd been concealed behind a fence or tree or something, and that's not allowed in the UK - an officer at a "speed trap" must be fully visible. My father explained this to the cop in some detail. I don't know if he still got the ticket, but he *did* describe the incident to the county Chief Constable and suggested that his men needed some training. Stepping from concealment while holding something similar to a handgun, and pointing said weapon at passing cars in the regulation two-handed firing stance, was likely to cause a reduction in the police force by at least one man, because my father would certainly attempt to run him down.

      That's standard in the states as well. However, I wouldn't have bothered talking to the cop (you just give him the chance to trump up some other stupid charge), and save it for court. Cops in most states also aren't allowed to clock from private property, though that doesn't stop them (a cop used to sit inside the entrance driveway to my old apartment complex quite often, even though it was private land and not a valid place to clock speeders). Similarly, they can't "poach" bars by staking out the parking lots looking for DUIs.

    7. Re:Speed check by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      It's probably apocryphal/urban legend, then. I'm fairly sure it mentioned radar, though the storyteller might not have known. I think the same story included clocking a tree doing about 45mph...

    8. Re:Speed check by swmccracken · · Score: 1

      I'm confused - are you saying that RADAR uses doppler effects to measure speed?

      Secondly, both RADAR and LIDAR would measure closing speed to the RA/LI DAR, which isn't the same as speed along the road, right? Similar, yes, but it'd depend on the angle of the *DAR line to the road.

      I remember in NZ there were problems with speed cameras pointed at the wrong angle (apparently speed camera software assumed a 40 degree angle to the road or somesuch, and thus would over-read speeds if the true angle was shallower. The cops got into trouble - and lost a lot of tickets - for not knowing the correct procedure about all this!)

    9. Re:Speed check by blowhole · · Score: 1

      Is that supposed to be like the hip way of relating Schrodinger's cat?

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    10. Re:Speed check by taybin · · Score: 1

      Hahaha! Maybe it should be.

    11. Re:Speed check by Stitch_Surfs · · Score: 1

      I used to live halfway between Big Sur and Carmel, which meant that a trip to town for anything meant at least a half hour each way on winding US 1. My leadfoot habits resulted in a number of citations being issued, not a one of which stuck.


      Here's why:

      All were on Radar.

      This is how I won each time:

      First I plead not guilty Second I made a formal discovery request via the court to the officer who issued the citation.

      In the request I asked for (some of this is relevant, some is not depending upon the situation and the make and model of radar gun in question)

      A copy of the current calibration report for the gun dated the same date as the citation

      A certified copy of the officer's traning certification for that make and model of gun

      A statement that the gun was calibrated using the tuning calibration equipment that had a serial number identical to the radar gun

      A statement that this calibration equipment was kept in the manufactuter approved container at all times prior to the calibration event

      A survey of the section of highway in question, no older than 5 years, conducted by an independent engineering firm that gave maximum recommended safe speed in weather conditions comprable to those the date the citation was issued.

      (There's more, but you get the point)

      When I show up in court I move for a mis-trial on the grounds that my requested discovery materials were never provided.

      Usually the judge will ask to see the list so be sure to have a copy of the discovery request.

      the last time I did this, it was to the same officer that had cited me a few months prior. Just as he saw me coming to the courtroom I overheard a fellow officer say to him: "it's an easy day today, isn't it?" The cop gestured towards me and said, "not if you cited that jerk"

      Obviously this made my day...

      (By the way, this won't win you any friends with the local officers of the law, and I've heard that the judges give them a hard time about not complying with the discovery requests)
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  26. :You're innocent until proven guilty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The trouble is that if you and the cop tell different stories, the judge will almost always believe the cop. The judge will say that the cop is doing his job and has no reason to lie whereas you do. So if it's the cop's word vs. your word, you lose.

    If there is any evidence, for instance if you have an independent witness, then you stand a chance. A case like this would be if the cop said that you didn't come to a full stop. If your boss is in the car and he says that you did come to a full stop, you will usually get off. If the evidence conflicts, you get the benefit of the doubt.

    The guy in the story presented evidence that the cop's evidence might not be accurate. btw. A map that you get off the internet is not real evidence. It proves nothing. On the other hand, if you show the map to the cop and say, "Does this map show the way the streets are laid out?" and he says "yes", then the evidence is his testimony.

    Judges are also human and therefore come in all types. One of my friends pled guilty to a traffic charge saying that he didn't see how he could defend himself. The judge asked him for his story, told him to plead innocent, and tossed out the charge.

  27. I did. by jpellino · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A cop ticketed me for doing 60 in a 40 - I saw him, checked my speed (42) and figured I was OK. I took pictures of the car where it was stopped and his view of the road from where they were parked, got aerial photos (acme.com) and did the calculations that showed that for him to catch me and stop me where he did then either I couldn't have been doing more than low 40s or if I was doing 60 he had to get his car backed out of a parking spot, get going and on the main road in under 2 seconds. The court looked at it and since I said I was doing 42, gave me a $25 "sign violation". Not a bad morning's work.

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    1. Re:I did. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Uncle Don? I didn't know you were on Slashdot.

      'Tis Mike. :)

    2. Re:I did. by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      You did all that work, but admitted to driving faster than the posted speed by 2 MPH?!?

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  28. poker anyone? by lanced · · Score: 0

    Dude: Oh yeah, I see your CSI effect and raise you a goolge maps.

    Cop: Oh yeah, I see you google maps, and raise you a slashdot effect. Ha!

    Dude: Oh yeah, well I see your slashdotting and...

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  29. yeah, and did you hear the one about the... by John+Seminal · · Score: 5, Interesting
    this is a bullshit article. there were maps before google. how can a map get someone out of a ticket? did the cop not know where he was? did the cop think he was in a 30mph zone when he was in a 40 mph zone? this is free advertising for google.

    it is a con, to try and get people to think of a good use for an intrusive technology. my property, its maps, and what it looks like is my business and nobody elses.

    anyways... here is my court story:

    what most people don't know is the traffic court judge is not there to be a judge. he is more lika an administrator for the city, whos job is to collect as much money as possible.

    in my town the traffic court judge is not even a lawyer. i went to court for a ticket because i did not have my insurance card in my car. i was late to court, and the judge would not hear my case, i was fined $550.

    before i continue, i should mention the reason i was late to court. the county changed the court from the building where the court has been the past 25 years, to a different location. while i was pulling on locked court doors, on the opposite side of town court was in session.

    so i went to see the clerk of the court. this is the man who has ALL the power. well, the chief judge is the true power, a real lawyer, and has administrative power over all judges, but it is the clerk who is is gatekeeper. the clerk cleared out the conviction, reset a court date and all was dandy, so i thought.

    next time, i showed up at court a good hour early. i had everything i needed to prove my case, a letter from my insurance company stating i had insurance the day i was pulled over, and my current insurance card.

    they call my name...

    me: your honor, i have a letter from my insurance compamy...

    the judge inturrupts me

    judge: wait, i am not here to listen to your insurance case, i'm going to first decide why i should hear your case. i don't know if i am the right court to review a conviction.

    me: your honor, you are the court of original jurisdiction, and the clerk vacated the past conviction.

    judge: i am not convinced. motion to rehear denied.

    so, there i was, a judge who fucked me in under 15 seconds. before i could say another word, the court called the next case. i went back to the clerks office, dejected and ready to pay. somehow, the clerk remembered me. he asked, "how come you still have the fine, you showed me your insurance letter last time, the judge should have dismissed the ticket". i explained to him what happened.

    and what happened next blew my mind. the clerk took out a pink colored pad of paper, about 3 inches by 4 inches, scribbled his signature on it, told me to go to office 427 and haand it to the woman, who would then get me 5 minutes with the chief judge. i started by handing the chief judge my insurance papers, because i know these guys are busy and would rather quickly skim evidance than listen to me for half an hour. in under a minute i explained what happened.

    the chief judge went in his computer, reset my court date again, this time telling me who the judge was going to be and that he would call the judge to tell him about my case personally.

    next time i showed up to court, there was a different judge. my case was dismissed. the judge even appologized for my wasted time.

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    1. Re:yeah, and did you hear the one about the... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 0

      dumbass, you must not have read the end, he didn't get fined. He does sound a little smeggy though.

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    2. Re:yeah, and did you hear the one about the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is free advertising for google.

      Perhaps if you would have used google, you would have been able to see ahead of time the address of your court.

    3. Re:yeah, and did you hear the one about the... by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Interesting

      my property, its maps, and what it looks like is my business and nobody elses.

      Actually, lot survey information, land deeds, USGS maps, maps of public roads, etc., are generally public information.

    4. Re:yeah, and did you hear the one about the... by Mr2001 · · Score: 2, Informative

      this is a bullshit article. there were maps before google. how can a map get someone out of a ticket? did the cop not know where he was? did the cop think he was in a 30mph zone when he was in a 40 mph zone?

      Try reading TFA, which is mirrored in this comment if you can't load it.

      DRIVER: Your Honor, I was only in that intersection after the light turned red because I was waiting for a break in oncoming traffic so I could turn left.

      COP: That's not true, it was a one-way street. There was no oncoming traffic.

      DRIVER: Wrong. *pulls up Google Maps* See? It is a two-way street.

      JUDGE: I wish cops would pay more attention. Dismissed.

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    5. Re:yeah, and did you hear the one about the... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "how can a map get someone out of a ticket? did the cop not know where he was?"

      Any number of ways, from being clocked on private property to being ticketed for the wrong speed zone.

      "my property, its maps, and what it looks like is my business and nobody elses."

      First off, if nothing else these maps show where your property ends and the state's (utility company's, etc.) begins.

      Secondly, try telling that to your county tax assessor, they'd appreciate the good laugh. What you have on your property, what its worth, how its situated, how its used, anything that could, among other things, affect the value of the property of your neighbors, is inherently the public's business, because your use of that property affects the public directly. Just because you are the only one allowed to use your property doesn't mean you can do with your property whatever you want. This is why both survey information as well as past tax assessments of your property are kept in your county court house, available for inspection to all comers for free.

    6. Re:yeah, and did you hear the one about the... by John+Seminal · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Secondly, try telling that to your county tax assessor, they'd appreciate the good laugh. What you have on your property, what its worth, how its situated, how its used, anything that could, among other things, affect the value of the property of your neighbors, is inherently the public's business, because your use of that property affects the public directly.

      I don't understand this. If I decide to add a deck to the back of my house, how am I directly affecting the public. If I can have a cup of coffee on my deck instead of in my kitchen, did I just change how my nieghbors live?

      Just because you are the only one allowed to use your property doesn't mean you can do with your property whatever you want.

      This is true, and for good reason. We don't want people installing their own septic tanks if the water level is too high, and getting everyone sick. We don't want people buying a house in the middle of a senic residential subdivision and opening up a buisness and increasing traffic flow. But all this can be handled with zoning laws. It does not require publicizing what land and improvements everyone builds.

      This is why both survey information as well as past tax assessments of your property are kept in your county court house, available for inspection to all comers for free.

      I am all for taxes. I think we need taxes to level the playing field, to raise money to provide oppertunity to the poor, to pay for roads and schools.

      But the correct tax is income tax. Not property tax. Property tax is inherently evil because property tax means nobody really owns land.

      If I work for 10 years, and save up enough money to buy an acre of land, and a house, and then decide I want to semi-retire, I should be able to do so. But if my acre of land and house has a $4,500 tax, that means I have to find a job just to pay for the right to own property. That is evil.

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    7. Re:yeah, and did you hear the one about the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it is a con, to try and get people to think of a good use for an intrusive technology. my property, its maps, and what it looks like is my business and nobody elses."

      So, I guess you'll just have to hope the postmen, couriers, police, electrical crews, firemen and ambulance drivers have a good sense of direction if you ever need their services.

      Seriously -- get a grip. You don't own the photons bouncing off your property. You can own the land, but that does not mean you automatically own any bit of information derived from it. And how the heck do you think the boundaries of your property were established in the first place?

    8. Re:yeah, and did you hear the one about the... by sinrtb · · Score: 1

      If you add a deck to the back of your house and it is a good deck well constructed and nice then this will bring up your property value your value goes up porportionally to those around you. If you dont mow your lown and start fires in your back yard have a bunch of broken down cars etc.. this lowers your property value. Your property value affects those around you it brings their value up and down proportianately.

    9. Re:yeah, and did you hear the one about the... by Trevin · · Score: 1

      According to the article, the driver showed it was a two-way street by the absence of any directional arrows. (Arrows cover most of the surrounding streets.) He probably could have also used the satellite imagery -- if you zoom in all the way, you can just make out a thick divider down the middle of the road, and you can also use traffic patterns to show cars lining up on both the west and east sides of various intersections.

      By the way, from reading the driver's testimony, it appears that the most logical site of the incident was Cathedrl Pky & 7th Ave, NY, NY.

    10. Re:yeah, and did you hear the one about the... by EnglishDude · · Score: 1

      Some houses in the UK are listed - such as Grade 1, Grade 2 and Grade 3 - the lower the grade, the more care you have to take of the place, and not allowed to knock the building down or something. When my grandpa was dying, my mum decided to get satellite TV installed so he can watch sports from his bed, but as his house was grade 3 listed, we couldn't get satellite TV installed without planning permission from the council, and we knew he wouldn't last a month or two at most, and planning permission normally takes 6 months, so my mum ordered Sky, asked the guy to install the dish at ground level on a wooden post, behind a hedge, so it wasn't visible from the road and then wouldn't be caught by the council. We were lucky that the dish could be installed on the ground.

      The reason for this, is that the houses on that street was very lovely and installing satellite dishes on all houses would certainly make the road less appealing visually. So we can't do just anything with the house without the permission of the council and other people on the same street.

  30. Most of the time... by GuitarNeophyte · · Score: 1

    I've been told by numerous people, including my college roomate who went to court about a traffic ticket, that most of the time, just because someone is willing to go to the court about getting a ticket, they almost always win. Like, just being willing to spend the time to go is enough for reasonable doubt in a lot of situations.

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  31. Not exactly, but... by cavemanf16 · · Score: 2, Informative

    My high school calculus teacher liked to tell the story of how a speed trap setup tagged a former student of his right after he had taken this teacher's calculus course in high school. If I remember correctly, the student basically used some basic calculus to prove that he would have had to accelerate from 65mph to 100+mph and back down to 65mph within a pretty short distance (too short for an average car to achieve) in order to have actually been going as fast as the two cop cars at each end of the speed trap had said he was going when they clocked him. Don't know if that was a true story or if he was just trying to get us to learn our maths, but it could certainly work.

    In a related, albeit less positive story:
    My sophmore year in college one of my friends was majoring in astrophysics, and was finishing up a course involving thermodynamics and friction or some crap like that. Anyways, we were attending ERAU in Daytona Beach, and the cops there were pretty much clueless morons. My friend was driving at the approved speed limit (35mph I think it was) and was going through an intersection where it was basically like driving over a hill. Some moron pulled in front of him and he had to quickly, but safely, apply his brakes. Unfortunately, due to his velocity over the hump of the intersection he squealed the tires as his car did not have enough down-force to keep the tires from locking up as he went over the hill of the intersection. The way he tells it, after about 30 seconds of trying to explain this to the cop who had just pulled him over for squealing his tires, the cop's eyes glazed over, he got perturbed, and wrote my friend a ticket - just for squealing his tires. (which of course proved nothing of my friend's ability or inability to yield to the traffic laws at that moment) I think he ended up just paying the ticket, figuring that any other government official in Volusia County, Florida would be no better at understanding the physics involved in his traffic incident than the cop that pulled him over.

    1. Re:Not exactly, but... by jjhlk · · Score: 1

      My calculus teacher told something similar. The idea was that you're driving a car, and two different cop cars measure your speed at different times, where both times you were driving lawfully. But they figure out your average speed in travelling between them, and that you had to have sped to travel so fast. Of course, cars don't change speeds magically like that, and you have to have accelerated instead. Using some approximation, I guess we figured (I forget the specifics, but this makes sense) that the max speed was actually faster than the cops' average. Doh.

  32. Re:Kaboom by putaro · · Score: 0, Troll

    Which is why you should never RTFA!

  33. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by brainboyz · · Score: 2, Informative

    Except in California. They're nasty about that. This is especially so when you ride a motorcycle in California as a great number of my friends have discovered. If you are in one of the "annoyance to society" minorities you have a much bigger hill to climb for the judge to rule in your favor.

  34. He could get fined otherways by jonfields · · Score: 1

    He stole a wireless connection while he did that. Just like that guy who sat in his van outside that guy's house.

    1. Re:He could get fined otherways by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that this happened in new york city.

      until recently, I lived in manhattan. There's open wifi networks all over the place. From my room in my old apartment (2nd ave & 6th st), there were nearly a dozen available networks. only 2 were encrypted.

      We used to keep our wireless connection open. I had an extra linksys WAP connected outside of our firewall which we kept open for guests and other people's emergencies, but after about a month, we noticed a slowdown on our connection and that at any given moment, there were 5-10 people connected to it.

      I think it's widely accepted that if you have an open network in the city, someone's gonna jump on it.

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    2. Re:He could get fined otherways by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      So maybe he asked the Judge if it was OK to use the wireless connection?? He would have had to get the judge to allow the laptop evidence anyway...

  35. Ask slashdot about speeding? by vertinox · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Quick question. I've always read that when the officer asks do you know how fast you were going that you are supposed to not say because this is used as a confession in court.

    However, I've wondered what the correct answer would be?

    I don't know? I wish to remain silent or fib and say you were going at or slightly above the speed limit? I mean what is the most legal route.

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    1. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by Reverberant · · Score: 3, Interesting
      when the officer asks do you know how fast you were going [....] However, I've wondered what the correct answer would be?

      Answer: "I was moving with the flow of traffic"

      If the cop's response indicates that the flow of traffic was exceeding the speed limit, you're pretty much screwed, but you can try to argue that it's safer to move at the speed of the traffic flow than to go faster or slower than the traffic (which is true BTW).

    2. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by Veinor · · Score: 1

      Take the Fifth Amendment, if you're in America. Basically, says you choose to not answer because you would be incriminating yourself.

    3. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by Infinity+Salad · · Score: 1
      Yep, it is called an 'admission'. The 'anything you say can and will be used against you' thing applies to things you say before being arrested and read your rights.

      Of course, you have the right to remain silent... As for fibbing about your speed, well, the officer has his radar gun and it it most likely accurate - your chances of talking your way out of the ticket are no doubt decreased if you lie to his face.

    4. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by lordperditor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The correct answer would be: "I believe I was doing the speed limit officer, is there a problem?"

    5. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by ICA · · Score: 1

      I agree with the comment about going with the flow of traffic, that is generally my response.

      I think it is equally acceptable to simply say: "No, I actually don't know how fast I was going" I have used that as well, and as long as you are as honest and straightforward with them.

    6. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by RedSteve · · Score: 1

      I think it is equally acceptable to simply say: "No, I actually don't know how fast I was going"

      Do realize, however, that by admitting on the scene that you didn't know how fast you were going, you could be setting yourself up to have no defense against the officer's allegations if you do decide to challenge the charges.

      BTW, it is equally acceptable to answer his question with a simple "yes." By answering that way, you are answering the question truthfully, but at the same time you are not incriminating yourself.

    7. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by h4ter · · Score: 1

      Actually, "I was moving with the flow of traffic" got me out of a ticket once, but only for an officer's good humor.

      It was about 3am and I was doing probably 80 on the freeway. I get pulled over and the cop asks me why I was going so fast. I said, "I'm just going with the flow of traffic." He looked a little confused and said, "There aren't any other cars on the road." I said, "Exactly, I'm the flow of traffic."

      He laughed and said he'd never heard that one before. Then he told me to slow down.

    8. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The correct answer would be, "I'm sure your going to tell me"

    9. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by XFilesFMDS1013 · · Score: 1

      Just make sure you're not at the end of a line of cars first. Was with a friend when these happened, and it makes sense of course, if he was in the middle of a pack of cars, going slow might just be more dangerous. Of course, I still try never to be at the end of a line of cars. Fucking annoying.

    10. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's safer to move at the speed of the traffic flow than to go faster or slower than the traffic (which is true BTW).

      In Quebec, in the official government driving guide, it says exactly that. Dunno if you can get out of a ticket with that excuse though!

    11. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by trewornan · · Score: 1
      your chances of talking your way out of the ticket are no doubt decreased if you lie to his face

      These days (in the UK at least) traffic cops are there to generate revenue. Once they've got you on a radar gun NOTHING will stop them giving you the ticket. Feel free to express your real opinions of them. Personally I like to tell them that the reason police don't get the public support they used to is because they spend so much of their resources picking on motorist for profit instead of catching real criminals. Tell them they're a disgrace and ask them - is that why they really joined the police force and don't they feel a little ashamed.

      It's water off a duck's back though obviously, the last two have just immediately started to quote accident statistics - wankers.

    12. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it depends. Some cops are going to be sticklers, and if you admit that you were speeding then they will write it down and use it against you. Pretty much any of them will be offended if you try to lie to them, and will make sure to give you a hard time. In some cases, though, if you are polite and honest and they think you know you screwed up, they might consider that enough and let you go.

      The guy I bought my motorcycle from has a story about leaving a concert with a friend. They both had some drinks at the concert and took off on their bikes pretty hard. A cop pulled them over and asked them how fast they were going. Person A: "I wasn't paying attention, but I'd guess about 60." (40 mph zone). Person B: "42 miles per hour, officer." The officer asked them to repeat their story once. He then proceeded to arrest person B for drunk driving, and let person A go home with a warning.

    13. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by pclminion · · Score: 1
      However, I've wondered what the correct answer would be?

      The correct answer is "I was too busy watching the traffic around me to glance at the speedometer. That would have involved taking my eyes off the road."

      My best advice for dealing with the police when you are pulled over is to MAKE NO EXCUSES. That doesn't mean you have to admit to anything, but it does mean that you shouldn't make up stupid shit to try to explain away what you were doing. Simply saying "I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention I guess," will usually disarm the cop (they aren't used to hearing honesty) and you might even make out with a warning instead of a ticket.

    14. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you watch BBC's TopGear (Great program btw) last week Clarkson said that he now refers to speed camera's as "Piggy Banks" - I nearly wet myself :-)

    15. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by sholden · · Score: 1

      Yes, being at the front of a line of cars is much better. And simple too - just drive under the speed limit and wait a little while.

    16. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by uncqual · · Score: 1
      Quick question. I've always read that when the officer asks do you know how fast you were going that you are supposed to not say because this is used as a confession in court.

      IANAL, but I believe the correct answer is "Yes" (she didn't ask how fast you thought you were going, she asked if you knew how fast you were going). In court it will be hard to claim that you knew how fast you were going if you told the officer at the scene that you didn't.

      If the officer then asks how fast you were going (or how fast you thought you were going), you might try a non-responsive answer of "Why, don't you know?". Obviously she can't say "no" (else, her case in court would be weak unless you were driving like 200mph in a school zone).

      If the officer insists on an answer (which is unlikely), of course you don't need to give one, but you could try responding "Well, since you think you know how fast I was going, it seems unnecessary for me to provide that information to you."

      Of course, somewhere along the line you will have violated one of the rules of being pulled over: Don't be memorable. You'd rather that, by the next doughnut break, the officer has forgotten all about you and that she didn't feel like she needed to take an extra note or two because she thinks you're likely to make her show up in court.

      Some people think police always lie about these things, but I recall driving at upwards of 95MPH early (2AM) one morning in VERY light traffic back when the speed limit was 55MPH. As I approached an onramp, I noticed a car with its lights off parked on the shoulder of the onramp. Being no idiot (well maybe), I decided there was a reasonable chance this was an unmarked police car. Even though if it was a police car, s/he HAD to know my approximate speed, I got off the gas, and downshifted (and used the parking brake a bit) and got some speed off. As I passed the onramp, on came the car's headlights and it rapidly accelerated. By the time the car caught up with me, I was an angel going 55MPH. I thought I was toast - I figured the car would follow me for a while (in order to have the timing all work out so the cop could claim in court that s/he had paced me) and pull me over and, if I was alone in the car, nail me for what was really an estimated speed (but claimed to be a paced speed). Instead, even though s/he knew exactly what I had done, after about a quarter mile (during which time I assume s/he paced me at 55MPH) s/he pulled around me and took off. A few minutes later, I passed some poor sap who was not being alert and was getting a ticket! I was pleasantly surprised.

      I've talked to a police officer who said he would often let a speeder go if the perp was sufficiently alert to notice him and if the conditions really were not all that dangerous (as in this case, virtually no traffic, good weather, and a controlled access road). He was much more concerned about drivers who were driving much slower but were not alert.

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    17. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I was doing the speed limit officer

      There's a person with the title "speed limit officer"? And you were what, again? I always wondered if this worked to get out of a ticket, but figured it was myth...

    18. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      I've heard that the best response would be just to sit there and stare at him. : )

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    19. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      You can also show selective enforcement. If the flow of traffic is exceeding the speed limit, why didn't the officers pull over the whole line of traffic.

      Yes, it can be done.

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    20. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      The correct answer would be: "I believe I was doing the speed limit officer, is there a problem?"

      That's only the correct answer if it's plausible. If it's on a highway where everybody is doing 15 over, it's a quick way to earn a ticket.

    21. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by lorcha · · Score: 1
      I've talked to a police officer who said he would often let a speeder go if the perp was sufficiently alert to notice him and if the conditions really were not all that dangerous (as in this case, virtually no traffic, good weather, and a controlled access road). He was much more concerned about drivers who were driving much slower but were not alert.
      I had that happen to me. I was driving like 90mph at 2am in a 65 mph zone. I saw a cop drive by me oncoming and I jammed the brakes and got down to 60 and set the cruise.

      By the time the cop turned around and caught up with me (he thought I was still doing 90) he had to jam on the breaks. Pulled me over anyway to tell me to slow the hell down, but just gave me a written warning in the end.

      Guess he accomplished his goal 'cuz he scared me into driving 65 the rest of the way.

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    22. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Don't say you don't know how fast you were going, you can get in trouble for not paying attention. They've started pulling that crap in the UK, and actually writing tickets for drivers who say that, I'm sure they're start trying it in the US.

      Just say you don't know how fast you were going when they measured your speed.

      At this point, most of them will give up, but some of them will try to tell you where you were when they measured your speed.

      Reply that you do not take notes on your speed at various locations while driving, as that would obviously be rather dangerous.

      And you certainly wouldn't record it to the second or ten foot span of road, as they seems to be suggesting. That would be incredibly dangerous to attempt.

      If you're feeling sarcastic, you can suggest that, next time, they should put a big electronic sign up and have it flash 'REMEMBER YOUR CURRENT SPEED' when they measure your speed, and you will be sure to make a note of it at that point.

      Alternately, make up any lower speed you want. After all, they asked you 'how fast you were going', or 'how fast you were going back there', and you certainly were going 55 at some point 'back there'. It might have been after five seconds of hard braking when you saw their lights, but but it was still 'back there'.

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    23. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got pulled over by a cop car going the other way - it had no radar or anything. I was doing 160 in a 60 zone (km/h), when he came up to the window and asked why he had pulled me over, i said "Your perception of my speed." He did a license check and said to drive slower in future. I wished him a good day and went to work! That is my best defence yet.

    24. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      I read the answer to that one on Ernie's House of Whoop Ass (ehowa.com - not work safe...). Ernie has a long page about how to avoid tickets by being smart about how you talk to the officer. A number of actual officers have responded in email to Ernie saying that they basically agree with his thesis, which is, be nice, be polite, and get your side of the story over *before* the officer takes your license back to his car to check it.

      Anyways, somewhere in there, someone tried the "why me? everyone else is doing the same" defense, and the cop told him something like, "sir, we're fighting crime one perpetrator at a time. Today, it just happens to be you."

    25. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by OverCode@work · · Score: 1

      In California, I've thought a good response might be "I was moving at a reasonable, safe, and prudent speed as required by the Basic Speed Law."

      Might piss off the cop a bit, but it does not admit guilt.

      California lets you void one ticket every 18 months by taking traffic school. It's inconvenient and costs more than the ticket, but you don't get points on your license (and hence your insurance doesn't go up). If you have more than one ticket in a year and a half, judges will often let you do traffic school anyway.

    26. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by proverbialcow · · Score: 1

      ...the officer asks do you know how fast you were going...

      However, I've wondered what the correct answer would be?


      "Yes."

      If asked to specify, reply that you wish to exercise your right to remain silent, pending the advice of your legal consel.

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    27. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by proverbialcow · · Score: 1

      Er, your leagl counsel, anway.

      IANAL, in case you thought otherwise. I'm just a guy who's been screwed by the legal system for waiving that right.

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    28. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by imthesponge · · Score: 1
    29. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the best answer to "do you know how fast you were going" is just "yes!"

      If you say you were going even just 1mph above the limit, this will be used against you.

    30. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by beckett · · Score: 1

      the best thing to say is "i am not sure", or "my mind was wandering". it is not illegal for your mind to wander, but it is illegal to speed.

      this sidesteps the first technique to coerce you to self-incriminate. being vague will help you, unless the question pertains to drugs or alcohol. quietly get your ticket (or warning) and then drive a mile away and then suddenly explode into a torrent of swearing.

    31. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by loconet · · Score: 1

      "I don't know officer, isn't that your job?"

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    32. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by XFilesFMDS1013 · · Score: 1

      Wait a little while for what? Everyone behind you to get so mad that they throw rocks through your back windshield? Or do you suggest waiting until they try to pass you, and then speed up so they can't? If it's the last one, I want your address, so I can come and kill you.

    33. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      However, I've wondered what the correct answer would be?

      "I don't know officer, the little needle doesn't go past 85."

    34. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Actually, I find being in a pack of cars annoying. I usually try to get between a packs of cars and then set my speed to try to stay there.

    35. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by sholden · · Score: 1

      No I mean finding a one lane road and driving slow. Reasonably soon you will be at the front of a line of traffic. As opposed to at the back (which was apparently such an annoying thing)...

    36. Re:Ask slashdot about speeding? by Lockz · · Score: 1

      You: "Exactly?" Him: "Yes." You: "I'm sorry, my spedometer is only precise to plus or minus XX km/h or mph (depends on how well you can read it)."

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  36. I used my desktop similarly... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    I just received a letter telling me I had a citation for illegal parking in San Francisco. I never go to San Francisco during the day - I neither live nor work there. So my first response was to go into my email to see if there is a 'paper' trail for what I was doing that day. I found that I was at a meeting in another city at the time. This won't provide proof in court, but at least now I know where I was and I can be 100% confident that unless we're dealing with a corrupt cop the handwritten citation won't have my license plate #.

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    1. Re:I used my desktop similarly... by MirrororriM · · Score: 1
      I just received a letter telling me I had a citation for illegal parking in San Francisco. I never go to San Francisco during the day - I neither live nor work there. So my first response was to go into my email to see if there is a 'paper' trail for what I was doing that day.

      DId the letter ask for a credit card number to pay the fine or have a small ad for \/|4GR/-\ somewhere on it? Damn snail mail phishers...

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    2. Re:I used my desktop similarly... by tedrlord · · Score: 1

      I actually had the same thing happen to me a couple of years ago. I got a mail for parking overnight in San Francisco during a street cleaning when I wasn't supposed to. I'd never even been to that area before, so I was really confused. Before writing back, I found the street I was supposed to have been on and drove over there in my free time. I found a car on the street with a similar license plate, only with an E instead of a K. The odd thing was that the original ticket listed the model and color of the car as my black Passat, but this was a blue Volvo. I guess the ticket writer couldn't be bothered to fill those in so they based it on the license plate number. Anyway, they left me alone after that.

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    3. Re:I used my desktop similarly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah! That's nothing!
      I've been getting letters all year from the State of California saying I owe them a couple of thousand in income taxes from a year when I had no income in California.
      Into the trash going they are.

  37. Dangerous by psyconaut · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    A lot of judges don't like "smart-asses"!

    -psy

    1. Re:Dangerous by pclminion · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Since when does defending yourself in court make you a "smart ass?"

      You're a government bitch.

  38. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Procyon101 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Works even better for trivial misdemeanors:

    "My dog was NOT barking too loud. I would like to proceed to jury selection."

  39. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by falcon5768 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    sadly not the case, I have contested (rightfully) two bogus speeding tickets, and lost because a lot of the methods told to people that courts let you off on (cop not showing, radar maintinence) dont mean squat to a judge. your pretty much guilty as soon as you walk in the door of wasting his time.

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  40. your roomate is wrong... by John+Seminal · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I've been told by numerous people, including my college roomate who went to court about a traffic ticket, that most of the time, just because someone is willing to go to the court about getting a ticket, they almost always win. Like, just being willing to spend the time to go is enough for reasonable doubt in a lot of situations.

    i have been to court many times. i went a couple times because i was given a traffic ticket, a few times with friends who were given traffic tickets, and for entertainment.

    i would say that 85% of people who go to court are convicted or plead guilty. here is why...

    the very first words the judge will tell everyone is this. "if you plead not guilty, i will send you back to your seat. i will hear all other cases first. your case will be last. we will then have the officer give his testimony, which i will consider truthful and accurate. if i convict you in a trial, then i will not give you any lenancy. if you plead guilty, and you don't have a criminal history, i will most likely give you supervision, which means your conviction is sealed and after 1 year it is removed. if you are found guilty, i will not give you supervision".

    what that means, if you get supervision, your insurance company will not know you had a ticket, and will not raise your insurance rates. that could save hundreds of dollars.

    here are other reasons people never win...

    • a judge will believe a police officer over you
    • the radar gun is considered accurate
    • the county wants your money

    My personal opinion is traffic court should be run like a real court. All judges should have law degrees, which most do not. There should be public defenders in traffic court, everyone who can not afford a lawyer should be given access to a public defender. In most cases, 10 minutes with a public defender before going in front of the judge is all that is needed, he can tell you your chances. If you are innocent, maybe he can talk you into pleading not guilty and not being intimidated. And for God's sake, judges should spend more than 20 seconds per case. I know they often put 150 people on a docket for one day, but how can a judge really hear that many cases. It is more like a long line to pay the bouncer his cover charge.

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    1. Re:your roomate is wrong... by the_bard17 · · Score: 1

      I must be an exception then. In my meager driving experience of 5 years or so, I've gotten three tickets:
      1. Speeding on a highway, 82 mph in a 65 zone.
      2. Parking in a handicapped spot without a handicapped tag.
      3. Failing to come to a complete stop before making a right on red.

      All three times, the charges were reduced to a simple parking ticket, with an appropriate fine ($120, $50, $100 respectively). All I had to do is send in the ticket, pleading not guilty, stating my side of the story.

      In each case, the judge seemed more interested in receiving the revenue from the fine than anything else. In each case, the charge was reduced to a non-moving violation, which prevented my insurance company from raising my rates (which would've hurt a lot worse than a simple fine). In each case, my prior driving record was brought up, I assume to ensure that I was not a legitimate menace to society.

      I assume that once it's established that I'm not a menace, each judge was willing to reduce my penalties to something more reasonable, assuming I was willing to accept that, and not "waste his time" anymore.

      Works for me ;o). 'Course, this could just be the attitude in Upstate NY, and differ around the country (and world, for that matter).

    2. Re:your roomate is wrong... by sentanta · · Score: 1

      My cousin is a sale engineer that travels around NYC, Nassau, Suffolk and Jersey to construction sites. His office is on the Island, but he lives in Jersey and mostly telecommutess when he is not on a job site. He decided to contest a ticket, more out of curiousity than anything, and when the judge found out, i.e. thought, he had come from Long Island to contest the ticket, his summons was dismissed.

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    3. Re:your roomate is wrong... by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      All judges should have law degrees, which most do not.

      Really?

      Although some jurisdictions allow non-lawyers to be judges, this is relatively rare (as far as I know). And lawyers are required to hold J.D. degrees.

    4. Re:your roomate is wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Traffic court judges and juvenile court judges in Jacksonville, FL don't have law degrees. They are pretty much elderly people that decided to donate their time to the county. I've had experiences with some very nice ones and also some experiences with the "you're guilty and I don't care" ones. It is pretty much a toss-up as far as who you get.

      PS-I work at a youth rehab house.

    5. Re:your roomate is wrong... by jcr · · Score: 1

      lawyers are required to hold J.D. degrees.

      No, there are still a few states where you can take the bar exam without going to law school. If you pass the bar, you're in.

      -jcr

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    6. Re:your roomate is wrong... by John+Seminal · · Score: 3, Informative
      All judges should have law degrees, which most do not.

      Really?

      Although some jurisdictions allow non-lawyers to be judges, this is relatively rare (as far as I know). And lawyers are required to hold J.D. degrees.

      I was writing about traffic court judges. Sorry, I should have made that more clear. Many are either elected, or are appointed by local mayors. It might vary by city, but around here, the local mayors appoint people based on the spoils system. They pick people who helped them get elected, local townspeople who want the prestege of being a judge.

      Since most traffic court judges never do anything more than collect a fine, it is not like they have to rule on evidance, what is admissable, or things like that. I doubt anyone ever suppressed evidence in a traffic court case by motioning a lack of discovery (government sharing of evidence with the defense, which is required). And I doubt a traffic court judge has ever had to rule on voir dire. But these are events that even the most basic drug dealer or theft case would have.

      And you are correct, all lawyers have to hold a law degree, and in most places that is the J.D. degree, although some places will admit people with a LL.B. into the bar.

      I can't remember, but was Louisiana the only state which allowed non J.D.'s to sit for the bar? Maybe that was the 80's. And I think California and Michigan are the only two states that will allow non bar-accredited students to sit for the bar exam.

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    7. Re:your roomate is wrong... by goofballs · · Score: 1

      it is absolutely 100% different in upstate new york. i got a few tickets when i was going to school in buffalo, and it was reduced to a $50 parking ticket each time. out here in cali, they are much less likely to do that- the best you're likely to get for a moving viloation is to pay the FULL fine (starts at $180 i believe), plus a $20 admin fee, plus pay for trafic school, then it stays off your record, if you don't get another ticket for 18 months.

    8. Re:your roomate is wrong... by shitdrummer · · Score: 1

      the very first words the judge will tell everyone is this. "if you plead not guilty, i will send you back to your seat. i will hear all other cases first. your case will be last. we will then have the officer give his testimony, which i will consider truthful and accurate. if i convict you in a trial, then i will not give you any lenancy. if you plead guilty, and you don't have a criminal history, i will most likely give you supervision, which means your conviction is sealed and after 1 year it is removed. if you are found guilty, i will not give you supervision".

      ...And the home of the brave.

    9. Re:your roomate is wrong... by grimarr · · Score: 1

      Virginia will allow a person to sit for the Bar without having a law degree. I don't know whether there are other states like that.

    10. Re:your roomate is wrong... by sekicho · · Score: 1

      In the US, a JD is the same as an LLB. They just changed the name a few decades back so lawyers could call themselves doctors.

    11. Re:your roomate is wrong... by clambake · · Score: 1

      the very first words the judge will tell everyone is this. "if you plead not guilty, i will send you back to your seat. i will hear all other cases first. your case will be last. we will then have the officer give his testimony, which i will consider truthful and accurate. if i convict you in a trial, then i will not give you any lenancy. if you plead guilty, and you don't have a criminal history, i will most likely give you supervision, which means your conviction is sealed and after 1 year it is removed. if you are found guilty, i will not give you supervision".

      I am curious about people who want a trial by jury... Is the judge saying he is not allowing this? Why does he assume he will be deciding the case?

    12. Re:your roomate is wrong... by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      It's all a scam anyway. I remember reading a car mag about speeding tickets and they talked to local judges (obviously not naming names), and it was basically repeated by every judge. Folks come in mad they got a ticket. Mad at themselves, the officer, the system, etc. So the judge will lower the fine and eliminate points. The speeder feels like he/she got a deal and the court system gets their money. And finally, the speeder is out there thinking they can do the same thing next time so they keep speeding. These so called 'safety' laws, speeding, red-light/speed cameras, traps, etc. are only about generating cash for the city/county/state. If it were truly a safety issue, they would force automakers to put limiters on cars which slow the car to 65MPH. They obviously think that air bags, anitlock breaks, bumpers, etc are safety devices, why isn't a limiter at 65MPH (or 70MPH depending on the state).

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    13. Re:your roomate is wrong... by the+web · · Score: 1

      I think the point is that, half the time, the officer never shows up. Case closed, you're free to go.

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    14. Re:your roomate is wrong... by merikus · · Score: 1

      Vermont also doesn't require a JD to sit for the bar, but you have to complete a four year apprenticeship with a Vermont attorney...

    15. Re:your roomate is wrong... by bluGill · · Score: 1

      In the US your right to a jury trial for amounts of $20 cannot be waived without your concent. So you do have to wait until last, but then you tell the judge that you want a jury trail.

    16. Re:your roomate is wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      if i convict you in a trial, then i will not give you any lenancy.

      "Thank you, your Honor; that statement just gave me built in grounds for appeal of sentence as cruel and unusual. I'll be issuing summons to all six of the police officers conveniently waiting to testify for today's matters so that they can repeat that to the appelate court."

      My personal opinion is traffic court should be run like a real court. All judges should have law degrees, which most do not.

      It varies from state to state. While many jurisdictions make admission to the state bar a prerequisite of being any judge, in others no judge requires a law degree. All they require is appointment/confirmation or election, depending on the type of position and local procedure. Of course, if they lack a degree and admission to the bar, it is much harder to get that election or appointment over a candidate with those assets, and if they don't have the understanding that is supposed to underlie such a degree, their rulings may be easier to overturn on appeal. However, at the end of a four-to-six-year appointment or election term, they generally have acquired a practical education in the law, anyway.

      My experience in Virginia traffic court was noticably more equitable than what you describe. When you sign the ticket, you agree to the court appearance. The cases were handled alphabetically. Those qualified as "unable to afford a lawyer" were told to state so, and allowed to consult the public defender. There were four such ahead of me when I went. Two only needed a brief consultation; one other had a more complicated case, which the judge granted an delay to the afternoon court session, another had something more complicated, and was granted a delay to the next court date. The judge also noted at the onset that anyone who wished to demand a jury trial had that right, and should state that after entering their plea; however, it would require scheduling another court appearance, and would mean that if they were found guilty, the court costs that get added to the fine would be substantially larger than for a simple one-day judge-only appearance. No-one opted to take advantage of that.

      Some folk had lawyers; some did not. One lawyer who was himself up for speeding told the judge that "With your permission, your honor, I will have a fool for a client and an ass for a lawyer in this matter." (His request was granted, and he spent two or three minutes cross-examining the cop regarding the accuracy of the radar gun calibration.) Those who didn't even bother showing up (and hadn't paid the tickets) were found guilty in absentia, and warrants issued for their arrest-- and after three in a row such, the judge noted "Those of you here can at least be happy that no matter how bad things turn out today, at least by showing up here you've avoided any additional criminal charges beyond what you already face."

      Cases moved quickly, most taking only a couple minutes at most while the cop read his incident notes, and gave a numeric (points-based?) score for the driver's record. One or two lasted longer, when the lawyer or a pro se defendant chose to cross examine. The fool&ass took longest, since he also chose to make a closing argument, and the judge elected to spend a couple minutes on a verbal reprimand about an officer of the court failing to follow the traffic laws, between finding the f&a guilty and giving him the standard fine. Even so, that one took barely ten minutes.

      I pled not guilty; the cop stated the facts, which I didn't dispute, merely noting that I was not familiar with the road, and had not seen the sign changing the speed limit from 65 to 55, and as a result had thought I was rather less far over the limit than I was. Since my record was clean, the judge dropped the reckless charge, and fined me as if I had been doing 74, instead of 77.

      Of course, this was a major municipality, near one of highest concentration of lawyers on the planet. In a small rural court, things might have been less pleasant.

  41. Depends on the judge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I was behind a guy who tried to get out of his ticket by claiming since the officer had written down the time of the infraction incorrectly that the alleged speed was in doubt also. No dice.

    That was long time ago. With the current revision of the scientific method favored by the present administration, you could claim that while in theory you were doing 80 mph in a 30 mph zone, that doesn't prove that you actually were.

  42. Felony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the court in Florida that recently found a gentlement guilty of hijacking a WiFi connection. Could this guy have committed a felony to get himself out of a misdemeanor? Oh the irony.

  43. I am certain how that argument would go by bigpat · · Score: 1


    Offender (defendant): So, in conclusion I would argue that thereto and therefore the officer could not have accurately observed my vehicle with precision given that the uncertainty priciple means that .... er... well, that either a particle's velocity or its position may be accurately measured but not both. Therefore I have proven beyond a reasonable doubt that the afore mentioned officer has erred egregiously beyond a reasonable doubt.

    Judge: Sir, you not a particle.

    Offender (defendant): (Silence)

    1. Re:I am certain how that argument would go by Ray+Radlein · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...That's when you wave at him.

  44. WARNING: Troll post is a Harry Potter spoiler.. by laddhebert · · Score: 0, Troll

    What a jerk. I was still reading it.

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    1. Re:WARNING: Troll post is a Harry Potter spoiler.. by Will2k_is_here · · Score: 1

      Browse comments at plus 1 or plus 2.

    2. Re:WARNING: Troll post is a Harry Potter spoiler.. by poopdeville · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's right. It says that Snape is the Half-Blood Prince and kills Dumbledore.

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    3. Re:WARNING: Troll post is a Harry Potter spoiler.. by bhirsch · · Score: 1

      Aside from flaimbait and trolls, 99% of the comments on /. are pretty damn predictable.

    4. Re:WARNING: Troll post is a Harry Potter spoiler.. by miniver · · Score: 1

      You're not going to get a job by posting spoilers.

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    5. Re:WARNING: Troll post is a Harry Potter spoiler.. by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Oh damn my brother to hell. Sorry everybody. :-(

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    6. Re:WARNING: Troll post is a Harry Potter spoiler.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What a jerk. I was still reading it.

      You know those books are crap, don't you? He's trying to do you a favor. Read something better.

    7. Re:WARNING: Troll post is a Harry Potter spoiler.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not going to get a job because of Harry Potter spoilers?! I'm pretty sure kids aren't hiring people off of /.

    8. Re:WARNING: Troll post is a Harry Potter spoiler.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I browse at +4 and I still see a lot of shit.

  45. Speed Cameras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A former coworker of mine in electronic countermeasures went to court to prove his innocence in a speed camera case. His argument was over the inability of a radar gun with a 15 degree beamwith to accurately distinguish between two moving cars at that far of a distance. At the beginning of the hearing, the judge "suddenly noticed" that the calibration log book was incomplete, and therefore he got off. Seems like a little smudge in the book from the justice system so that an engineer couldn't disprove their technology.

    1. Re:Speed Cameras by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "accurately distinguish between two moving cars at that far of a distance."

      Your co-worker or the guy he was racing?

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  46. MOD PARENT UP!!! (as true) by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

    Parent might be an AC, but he is right. I've seen very strange outcomes from traffic accidents.

  47. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Or you can pay a lawyer for the privilege and he'll do the exact same thing, except you'll be out more money than the fine was worth (incentives work both ways).

    Except that the fine is only a small part of the cost of a speeding ticket. The real cost can be thousands of dollars due to increased insurance premiums over the next 5-7 years. If your insurance only goes up by $50/quarter that is still $1,000 over the next 5 years. For a lot of people - young, male, single - it would not be unheard of to see your insurance rates increase by $100-$200/quarter. Auto insurance is legalized robbery.

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  48. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by ldspartan · · Score: 1

    Care to go into detail? I've just move to CA and I'm about 2 months away from having enough money to buy a bike.

    Thanks!

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  49. Yes, as a matter of fact by DecayCell · · Score: 1

    In Israel, someone claimed in court that the speeding ticket he received was invalid since the measuring equipment wasn't accurate. The judge consulted experts and did a bit of investigation on his own, and in the end he ruled in favour of that man.

  50. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by homer_ca · · Score: 1

    Traffic court is fast food court. It is like AOL tech support. Like the call agent, it's the judge's job to move cases through as fast as possible. I think any time-wasting or stalling tactics would just piss him off. If there's ever a he said/she said situation, they always believe the cop's side. So hard evidence is absolutely necessary.

    With that said, wasting the court's time is still not a bad idea. Traffic tickets are about revenue, not public safety. Make them burn up the profit on your ticket in court time. If everybody fought their ticket, traffic tickets would become unprofitable.

  51. ::cough::Boing Boing::cough:: by AaronBrethorst · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I've been feeling a sense of deja vu every time I read Slashdot for the past few weeks. The problem is that one or two posts a day have been culled directly from Boing Boing, like this story which was posted there yesterday. I recognize that not everyone actually reads Boing Boing in addition to Slashdot, but it gets really old to keep seeing the same stories over and over and over again (and that doesn't even count the dupes ;-).

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  52. Using ham radio to beat a traffic ticket by guru312 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Many years ago, maybe 25-30, when radar was first being used by law enforcement, I got stopped for speeding. When the cop came to my car he commented on my 'strange' tags which had my ham license on the tag. This was before New Jersey started issuing 'vanity plates'

    When the cop was looking over my license and registration I said, very politely, "Would you please produce for my inspection the Federal Communications Commission license for your radar transmitter?" I told him federal law requires that all transmitting equipment be licensed and I wanted to see his.

    Needless to say, he didn't know what to do. He called in another cop who was quite belligerant saying I had no right to ask. They gave me the ticket anyway.

    In court, I produced the FCC regs which clearly stated that a license was required. I beat the ticket!

    Unfortunately, this will no longer work. The FCC regs have been changed to allow for a 'blanket' license for specific multiple uses such as radar guns.

    But that doesn't mean you folks can't give it a try. You may be able to intimidate the cop enough for him to not write the ticket.

    1. Re:Using ham radio to beat a traffic ticket by flynns · · Score: 1

      Intimidating cops == bad.

      But I got a good laugh out of the story anyways :)

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    2. Re:Using ham radio to beat a traffic ticket by scheme · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, this will no longer work. The FCC regs have been changed to allow for a 'blanket' license for specific multiple uses such as radar guns. But that doesn't mean you folks can't give it a try. You may be able to intimidate the cop enough for him to not write the ticket.

      You don't want to do this. Although you can try, you might end up guilty of perjury if you tell the judge something that is untrue. A perjury conviction is a lot worse than a speeding ticket.

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    3. Re:Using ham radio to beat a traffic ticket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Due to a database error a number of years ago in MN, drivers with ham radio plates could not have tickets linked to their vehicle in the citation database.

      Darn! ;-)

  53. World Ain't Perfect by rwade · · Score: 1

    Your comment suggests that government should be all things to all people.

    If the court hadn't convened, what would have happened?

    1. He just has to pay the ticket.
    2. He is just let go, free to live his life however he wants.

    Point number 1 is unfair for obvious reasons.

    Point number 2 disregards the possibility that the poster is guilty.

    1. Re:World Ain't Perfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Your comment suggests that government should be all things to all people.

      No, you just suggested that.

      You've made the mistake of confusing government and society.

  54. It's Called Impeaching a Witness by Poeir · · Score: 5, Informative

    Doing this is known as impeaching a witness. Witnesses that are impeached have their testimony thrown out and ignored, since they've shown that they can be wrong but are willing to state false information as fact. It is not a loophole, but a critical aspect under which common law operates, one of the checks to make sure that a witness presents the truth, whole truth, and (especially) nothing but the truth. Under the circumstances, the sole witness on the prosecution side was impeached, meaning that the prosecution had no evidence to present. Since there is (ostensibly) an innocent until proven guilty system in the US, without evidence, an individual will always be found not guilty if the prosecution presents no evidence.

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    1. Re:It's Called Impeaching a Witness by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      Innocent until proven guilty, that is, unless the Judge always believes the officer is telling the full truth.

    2. Re:It's Called Impeaching a Witness by hacker · · Score: 1
      Doing this is known as impeaching a witness. Witnesses that are impeached have their testimony thrown out and ignored, since they've shown that they can be wrong but are willing to state false information as fact. It is not a loophole, but a critical aspect under which common law operates, one of the checks to make sure that a witness presents the truth, whole truth, and (especially) nothing but the truth.

      Is THAT what they call it when you show up in court as the accused, with evidence to exonerate charges against you, and the evidence you would have used to prove your innocence isn't even allowed into the courtroom by the prosecutor?

      I wonder how they determine that you're "willing to state false information", when you've never done so before? I've had several tickets issued to me where I've brought evidence with me to court to prove my case, only to have that evidence thrown out before I could even present it, by the prosecutor (here is one such example).

    3. Re:It's Called Impeaching a Witness by Poeir · · Score: 1

      No, the person has to actually state contradictory information. The judge can determine (well, actually, the opposing counsel can determine and then demonstrate to the judge) that you're willing to state false information because you just did. To what you're referring is something else, in both senses of the phrase.

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    4. Re:It's Called Impeaching a Witness by hacker · · Score: 1

      I've showed up to the courthouse in CT to defend my side of the case with armfuls of evidence, photographs, witness statements, etc.

      In CT, your case isn't even put on the docket until you talk to the prosecutor. He's the one who puts your case folder from a big stack of files into the stack he brings into court for the day.

      In at least 3 cases of my own, I've had my armfuls of evidence discounted BEFORE I was even in the courtroom in front of the judge. Basically the prosecutor said "Nice photographs, but we're not going to allow those. The same with your witness statements, those aren't going to be allowed in your case."

      So you're telling me this is legal? What rights does the innocent have, if all of his evidence can be thrown out prior to the case being presented to the judge?

    5. Re:It's Called Impeaching a Witness by jandrese · · Score: 1

      I don't know about CT directly, but it is entirely possible that you were supposed to contest his dismissal of your evidence. You probably should have brought a lawyer with you too, otherwise the other guy will pull out all sorts of little barely legal half truths and walk all over you.

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    6. Re:It's Called Impeaching a Witness by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Get advice from a real lawyer. Seriously, even if the cost is more than your fines it is worth it. You can still represent yourself once you know what your rights are. Maybe your "evidence" was worthless, so the other guy was saving everyone time. (People often have wrong expectations on what evidence is useful before a jury) Maybe it wasn't though, in which case you will know how to handle this. (either bring it to court anyway, or just appeal)

      If evidence is not allowed, make sure the judge lists it as evidence that you brought that wasn't allowed. You need a court certified paper trail of this. On appeal the existence of evidence that you claim will help your case, can be enough to win. Appeals are about if the legal procedures were followed correctly, the trail is about guilty. Generally appeals courts look down on not allowing evidence that was properly collected - the other side can call experts to destroy it though.

      If your evidence is not admitted ask for a recess so that you can collect expert witnesses on the subject. This should be allowed, if denied you will win on appeal.

      It is important to fight this all the way. It might cost you more, but it helps everyone else out.

      Remember, consult with a lawyer. They know the rules.

    7. Re:It's Called Impeaching a Witness by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but if you got pulled over 57 times in 5 years, you're doing something wrong. Who is letting you keep your license?

      Fifty Seven Times.

      Holy shit dude.

      Seriously, and you speak up about this like you've been wronged?

      Either you're full of shit or you are actually the luckiest son of a bitch alive. 57 times and you apparently still have a license and aren't in jail.

      If I were you, I'd be keeping my head down and my mouth shut whenever the conversation turns to anything relating to cars, licenses, cops or courts.

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  55. 3 popular methods by SamMichaels · · Score: 1

    For radar: use the cosine error in your defense (the more offset you are, the more inaccurate the speed).

    For vascar: use operator timing error in your defense (it all depends on the officer's reaction time).

    For laser: get a lawyer you plead it down...you're toast :)

    1. Re:3 popular methods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... except that the cosine error doesn't work in your favor. The cosine error means that, if the speed is measured from anything less than along your axis of motion, it will register a speed less than your actual.

      If you're caught going 60 in a 30 zone, it's no defense to say, "I was going 70, his radar gun's not reading right."

    2. Re:3 popular methods by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      The cosine error only works in their favor. The smaller the angle, the slower you appear to be going. For instance, to the radar gun, if you're going 100MPH and he's right in front of you, it's gonna read 100. Now if he's to your side, it's going to read 0, because relative to the radar gun, you're moving sideways, not forward.

    3. Re:3 popular methods by SamMichaels · · Score: 1

      The cosine error only works in their favor. The smaller the angle, the slower you appear to be going. For instance, to the radar gun, if you're going 100MPH and he's right in front of you, it's gonna read 100. Now if he's to your side, it's going to read 0, because relative to the radar gun, you're moving sideways, not forward.

      It doesn't matter. The ticket was incorrect, therefore, case dismissed on technicality. Don'tcha love the legal system? :)

    4. Re:3 popular methods by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Uhh.. The cosine error is always in the police's favor. The maximum speed they can read is a straight-on reading. Anything read from the side is an underestimate of your true speed.

  56. no no no, it is innocent until proven guilty by John+Seminal · · Score: 4, Insightful
    he simply made the judge doubt the memory of the police officer and not prove his innocence. There is a big difference between taking advantage of a loophole and actually having done no wrong

    look, you can talk about loopholes.

    you can talk about high priced lawyers.

    but the american system of justice, when it works the right way, is that all people are innocent until proven guilty.

    it comes down to one question. would you rather let a guilty person go free, or lock up an innocent person. in the usa, we have a system where we don't want to lock up the innocent.

    look at what happened in illinois a couple years back. when the state did some dna testing on inmates, they found out they had over 100 people on death row who were innocent. these people got conivected because they had bad lawyers, the police needed to arrest someone, so they picked up a crack head or someone unemployed.

    people should be free. we don't want the patriot act. we don't want people being arrested and held without being charged. we don't want the police going through reading lists, casting fishing nets, and without having any reason, looking for anyone to arrest. it is like a cop who decides to go by the local highschool, see who graduated in the bottom 10%, figuring the dumb ones are the troublemakers, and then following them around until he finds one of them in the woods smoking a joint.

    then again, with cities like boston and chicago putting up 3000 cameras that can look inside of cars, that is the direction we are going.

    i feel sorry for the people without any money. if they ever get charged with anything, they are fucked. look at the husband of the wife who dissapeared. the police started interviewing him, there were reports he was the #1 suspect. then one day, his wife shows up in las vegas. she got cold feet. if the police wanted to, they could have strung up that man and ruined him. there was a story about a man who worked for the usa, at a wepons lab, around the time the anthrax was mailed to the senate. he was the #1 suspect. the fbi tore apart his house, they tore open his mattress, they put holes in his walls, all looking for evidence. the fbi then went to his girlfriends house, and did the same thing. they could not find nothing, but they still call him the #1 suspect. he is free, but always followed. and the police keep threatening him, of more searches, of harrasing his friends.

    i'll give one last example. look at monica lewinsky. people should read about what the fbi did to her. they grabbed her off the streat, forced her into a hotel room, and told her if she did not describe her relationship with the president (the blowjobs), they would arrest her and she would never be free again. one fbi agent told her, i think i should call your dad, to let him know what you did. talk to us or i'll call. and for the first 6 hours, when she asked for a lawyer, they would not give her one, and instead threatened to call her parents, friends, and to let the media know what she did. they put her through hell, and never charged her with anything.

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    1. Re:no no no, it is innocent until proven guilty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you circletimessquare? Because you sure as hell write just like him.

    2. Re:no no no, it is innocent until proven guilty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in the usa, we have a system where we don't want to lock up the innocent.

      Not any more. Bush's Judge Roberts just signed off on an opinion last week letting "us" lock up any innocents we want whatsoever. Secret courts and secret arrests: It's the new American way.

    3. Re:no no no, it is innocent until proven guilty by mikeage · · Score: 1

      just so long as they don't take away our shift keys...

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    4. Re:no no no, it is innocent until proven guilty by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Say you were "the feds" for a minute. Now pretend you have an established, credible source inside of a terrorist organization. This guy has constantly proven reliable and always feeds you good intel. This time he comes to you with a picture of him and another guy at a bar, and tells you the guy is a bombmaker who is planning a trip to, say, Seattle, to blow up a coffee shop frequented by military members. This is your only evidence. All the travel dates for your suspect line up with what you've been told, and there's no reason to believe that this is not the truth. How else do you arrest this probable terrorist? You have no unclassifiable evidence that can be brought to a normal judge. Just SHOWING him the picture would expose your source, and we all know how much trouble Karl Rove is in for something similar.

      Unfortunately there is nothing established within the legal system. Yes, there should be a control on it, and yes, it should be used in accordance with any applicable laws, but there has to be a way to try or detain someone without getting people killed.

      I would personally suggest something along the lines of a "secret" trial, only allow a defense lawyer with the appropriate security clearance, and if the defendant chooses to see the evidence he'll just have to spend his time in absolute solitary confinement in a special prison made for people who are likely to leak this sort of stuff should they be able to communicate.

      Also please keep in mind the people doing this are normal people. They're not taking murderers and rapists and asking them to go kidnap random people. Most of the time it's just good people, good cops, trying to do what is right on the evidence they have. I applaud them for doing it at a time when public opinion is so negatively against them and it's a constitutionally grey area.

      Hopefully our legal system can catch up to our new threats like cyber crimes, spam, and terrorism.

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    5. Re:no no no, it is innocent until proven guilty by tom75646437 · · Score: 1

      dude, gimme some links/sources. Without them, you sound like a nut. No offense intended, it's just my shortcut to judging people's arguements when I'm short on time.

    6. Re:no no no, it is innocent until proven guilty by hacker · · Score: 1
      ...it comes down to one question. would you rather let a guilty person go free, or lock up an innocent person. in the usa, we have a system where we don't want to lock up the innocent.

      Or a third option, and one our system is heading towards anyway... lock everyone up, guilty or innocent, and you can be assured that you're capturing 100% of the guilty, instead of letting a few guilty slip away as you uphold "Freedom" or some such fantasy.

    7. Re:no no no, it is innocent until proven guilty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there has to be a way to try or detain someone without getting people killed.

      is this based on some authority, or just your opinion?

      I mean, not to be obtuse or anything, but I don't think this is an uncontroversial statement.

    8. Re:no no no, it is innocent until proven guilty by hammeredpeon · · Score: 1

      as much as the parent is insightful, i think we ought to get a "scary" modifier

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    9. Re:no no no, it is innocent until proven guilty by randyflood · · Score: 1


      Well, under the FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE SURVEILLANCE Act, intelligence agencies can monitor the communications of the suspect while he is in the foreign country. Then, under the Patriot Act, "the feds" can monitor his communications when he enters the US. All of this can be approved by Secret FISA courts from what I understand. Thanks to the Patriot act, everyone is now allowed to share their information with each other. So, if they wanted to arrest and prosecute this person, wouldn't it make sense to maybe launch an investigation, and gather evidence against him? Because the hearsay evidence of one source and one picture of two friends hanging out at a bar might actually not be enough to convict someone...

      Hopefully our legal system will find a way to deal with new threats like people who learn to label their political enemies with the label of "terrorist" in order to deprive them of their civil liberties.

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    10. Re:no no no, it is innocent until proven guilty by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Sorry, badly-written quick example on my part for using a foreigner. Was just trying to illustrate one quick example of why it would be necessary for a secret court. I don't think you quite read my post right, because in the situation I gave it wasn't hearsay or two people in a bar. Unless you consider it hearsay whenever someone hears somebody say something to them, in which case a lot of witnesses are going to be thrown out.

      The major flaw in my source was having a bombmaker traveling to the states to do the bombing himself. A bit less likely.

      Anyways, that aside, I think a good, reliable source of intel, particularly one which can be confirmed, should be enough to act on in situations like that. But I Am Not A Secret Court Member.

      It's not new at all, the word has just changed to "terrorist". I'd say it's a hell of a lot better than it was for "communist", but this could just be the beginning. Our legal system usually does pretty well at catching people turning in their enemies, and I'm sure we'll see a great law suit or someone put away for a while for it.

      There will be physical evidence in most cases. There will be phone calls, documents, forged documents, passport pages torn out and thrown in the trash, you name it. I'd like to think a complete lack of evidence would be enough to discourage the average investigator, let the person go, but maybe monitor him for a couple months just to make sure.

      If you think the law is bad now, wait and see what happens if another terrorist attack gets pulled off because cops couldn't arrest him despite there being strong supsicions of an individual commiting one. That's when there will be hell to pay for Joe Citizen. This one isn't too bad. Sorry, that was a bit too long of a rant. I've been drinking.

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  57. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by afidel · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Depends on the judge and the situation. I hit a woman several years ago, technically it was my fault, but logically it was hers. She had stopped at the top of an exit ramp, then proceded into the intersection, I had pulled up, looked for oncoming traffic, then proceded into said intersection. Only problem was she had stopped in the middle of the intersection for no reason! So I went to traffic court and pled no contest (she had retained a lawyer and sent out a letter about possible whiplash so a guilty plea through paying the ticket was not wise) and explained the situation as quickly and courtously as I could. The judge let me off with just court costs and no points.

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  58. Plead Civil . . . by Dausha · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My brother always gets out of his tickets. He contacts the prosecuting attorney and asks if he can plead civil. That is, pay the find without incurring the points. All they want is the revenue anyway.

    Also, the reason why it seems we're guilty until proven innocent is because it's a strict liability crime. All they have to do is prove you did it. And, cops spend a lot of time doing this.

    If your jurisdiction has speeding as a misdemeanor, piss them off by demanding your Constitutional right to a jury trial. They can't deny and the cost will be so high as to make the ticket not worth it.

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    1. Re:Plead Civil . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can always request a jury trial

    2. Re:Plead Civil . . . by HardCase · · Score: 1

      My brother always gets out of his tickets. He contacts the prosecuting attorney and asks if he can plead civil. That is, pay the find without incurring the points. All they want is the revenue anyway.

      If that's the case, then he really didn't get out of the ticket. He just avoided one of the penalties.

      Also, the reason why it seems we're guilty until proven innocent is because it's a strict liability crime. All they have to do is prove you did it. And, cops spend a lot of time doing this.

      All that has to happen in any criminal case is for the prosecution to prove that you "did it". Is that not the assumption of innocence?

      If your jurisdiction has speeding as a misdemeanor, piss them off by demanding your Constitutional right to a jury trial. They can't deny and the cost will be so high as to make the ticket not worth it.

      By all means, piss off the judge and prosecutor. Then you can not only waste their time, but also your own while you take time off work or school to negotiate a plea. Oh, and, of course, most jurisdictions require payment of a filing fee to hear the case before a jury. As far as cost - that's a canard. And if it's a misdemeanor, that means that the potential penalty is jail time plus a fine. And most misdemeanor speeding tickets involve some sort of egregious action - maybe talking to a lawyer would be a good idea, eh?

      -h-

  59. This happened to a friend of mine also... by zeno_2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We both used to work in a place who, among other things, supported this product called Microsoft Streets and Trips. He was leaving work one day, and a cop pulled him over. The cop told him that he was 'pacing' him and didnt even use a radar on him.

    He went to court, printed out the map of our area in streets and trips, and presented that evidence. He pretty much told the judge that his car is incapable of accellerating to 65 (i think thats what the cop said he was going) in that short amount of time.

    The judge was so impressed, that after he dropped the charges, he asked my friend what program he used to make that map. My friend got out of a 675 dollar ticket because of that..

  60. News vs. Discussion by rwade · · Score: 1

    Looks like Boing Boing is just a news site. What's wrong with the poster opening up this item to discussion?

  61. Wifi thief!!! by shintaro · · Score: 1

    And the judge did do anything bout him 'stealing' Wi-Fi signal from somebody else? Wasn't there a story on /. about this a few weeks back?

    1. Re:Wifi thief!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it was a dupe...

  62. Google Maps vs Traffice Ticket... by larrypatrickmaloney · · Score: 1

    I am currently using Google to help me with a traffic ticket. I was pulled over by an officer who claimed that I was "weaving" left of center.

    The only problem is that where he claimed I was "weaving" there is a concrete divider!

    I pulled up google, and was able to show that sure enough that had I been weaving left of center, I would have hit the divider!

  63. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by JLF65 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Problem with that is that in many (most?) states, you have no right to a jury trial for a misdemeanor. Most rights we associate with the courts only apply to felonies.

  64. low-tech challenge by tverbeek · · Score: 1
    I wonder if anyone's gotten out of a ticket by showing how inaccurate most speed-check methods can be.

    I managed to successfully contest a ticket back in the early 1990s, by invoking the laws of physics... or at least the plausibility of a 4-cylinder Ford Festiva and a police cruiser both accomplishing the feats of acceleration the officer's testimony required.

    According to the officer, I had pulled onto the highway and accelerated from on-ramp speed to over 75mph, then he managed to accelerate from 55mph (the speed limit on this stretch of highway) to first overtake me, then match and clock my speed... all before I noticed him directly behind me (lights flashing), and pulled off onto the shoulder, only a mile away. Given that this would have had to happened in less than a minute at the alleged speeds involved (not bloody likely), and the fact that my personalized license plate ("GAY") suggested a motive for this officer to wrongfully pull me and my boyfriend over on our way home from the local "gay pride" festival, the magistrate threw the ticket out.

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    1. Re:low-tech challenge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ACK! You people are on \. now?!

    2. Re:low-tech challenge by Roland+Piguepaille · · Score: 1

      backslash dot?

      haven't you heard? thats the GAY slashdot

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  65. My Court Case... by PortHaven · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There was an accident on the highway, so all the traffic was getting off and driving thru my little residential neighborhood the 4 blocks to the next exit.

    Anyways, the light was red, it's was raining (mostly a drizzle) and a cop cruiser was across the street. Several minutes pass - no change in light. I decide to take a right turn instead of going straight. But the two times I try I almost get into an accident. (You see I am stuck on an arching overpass and unable to see what is behind me due to the elevation of the bridge.) Deciding that it is more prudent to simply wait then risk an accident - I wait.

    Still no change in the light. I try to peer into the police vehicle but find myself unable to see inside due to the rain. Okay, this is getting excessive. I've now been at this light several minutes (and I mean approaching 10 minutes) without an iouta of direction, no light change, nadda.

    Finally, I see the police crusier roll forward toward the light control box. I am like "finally". So I wait for a while longer. A few more minutes....nothing!

    After what felt like over 10 minutes (and I later realized was probably closer to 15) I decided that either the "light" or the "officer" was not functioning properly.

    So I treated it as one is specified to treat a broken light. I treated it as if I had a STOP sign and the oncoming had right of way. I waited for a pause in traffic and "proceeded with caution".

    So I get a block down and what do I see but colorful lights. The cop is in a whole tiff. I am like "Is there a problem officer..." He responded "You just ran a read light." I told him the light was not functioning. His response was he was manning it remotely. Which I believe - I just sincerely doubt if he was actually awake for most of the time. I told him I was going to fight it in court. He refused to give me his badge number - told me it was on the ticket. However, it was only partially written out.

    (oh, might I add as I was driving back down the street a minute later the light turned red as soon as my truck reached the intersection...thankfully, 30 seconds later it was green and I could finally get on my way to work)

    So this leads to court dates. Now we are really !@#$% up here in Connecticut.

    First off, you have about 2 weeks to mail the ticket. Which I did promptly. It would over 6 months before I received any notification that they even received it.

    Then, I called the DA office. I told them I did not want any plea bargain and that I wanted to go straight to trial. Doesn't matter of course.

    They give you a court date or so you think. In truth, you take 1/2 day off from work and wait only to be called up and offered a plea bargain. If you turn down the plea bargain they give you another court date. When you ask them why? they inform you that they must get your record first.

    WTF?

    6 months, and they assign you a court date and do not have your record for the case?

    So you come back a second time....they offer you a plea bargain once again. I turned it down....guess what? Yup...you guessed it!

    They give you another court date (the excuse this time is that they have to subpeona the officer). Wait, okay no record the first time, no opposition.

    So finally, I get a court date (on the third trip to the court). I argued my case on the following points:

    - the purpose of the officer being there was to guide and direct traffic and minimise confusion, the officer clearly failed this role and in fact furthered the confusion at hand

    - if the intent was to not change the light a detour should have been erected instead

    - my last main point was a technical argument on justice. if one were stopped at a light and there was a no turn on red (and we all know full well a U-turn is illegal on a bridge). What is one to do if that light never turns green? You cannot justly tell me that I have to remain at that light forever? or commit a violation of the law? so please tell me - in that

    1. Re:My Court Case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot, don't you realize you have a constitutional right to a speedy trial? 6+ months meets this requirement.

    2. Re:My Court Case... by wk633 · · Score: 1

      After trading up my steele bicycle for titanium, I've had to treat a number of controlled signals as broken. No tickets, but I've had some drivers yell at me. Of course, they take off before bothering to hear my side.

    3. Re:My Court Case... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      Lastly, the DA (who I believe was in training) asked "What color was the light?" and I replied "Red" and he told the judge "No further questions your honor."
      That was your one mistake. You have the right not to testify in your defense, and if you had chosen to keep your mouth shut the DA wouldn't have been able to get you to admit that.

      The trick is to ask the officer leading questions during cross-examination, so that you create a reasonable doubt without ever having to testify yourself.

      At least, this is the tactic I hope to use in my own upcoming speeding ticket trial.... : /
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    4. Re:My Court Case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it worth it?

      The principle of the matter? Or should we be practical?

    5. Re:My Court Case... by hacker · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "So this leads to court dates. Now we are really !@#$% up here in Connecticut."

      I feel your pain, and I've lived in CT my whole life. See my two previous posts on this, here and here.

      I have a lot of really ugly stories about being pulled over that would floor most people.

      My worst one was probably when I was pulled over at 4pm for not driving with my lights on. $285.00 ticket on the spot, and the officer forgot to give me my license back (and I forgot to ask).

      I get back in my car, the officer gets back in his and speeds off down the highway. I get ONE EXIT further down the highway, and the same officer peels in behind me from the on-ramp and pulls me over again... for the same infraction (it was still very much daylight out, no need for headlights). He asks me for my license which I can't find, then I remember that he still has it. I tell him he still has it, and he yells at me for "backtalking him".

      I should also note that I had a good friend in the car, a black friend, who was also pre-law... but we were both dressed casual and he sort of looks like a gangster. His name is also... no joke.. Charles Dickens.

      The officer writes me another $285.00 ticket for the lack of headlights, and I lost my cool. I begin telling him that its perfectly light outside, and that even HIS vehicle is driving without headlights. I asked him if I could write HIM a ticket for not driving with headlights. $516.00 in infractions in less than 1/2 mile of roadway. It was utter bullshit, and I said exactly that to his face.

      His partner decides to go to my passenger side of the vehicle and ask Charles (I called him "Chuck D") for his ID. Charles said he doesn't have to produce any ID, since he's not the one driving. The officer insists to see his ID, and Charles says that he wasn't carrying any. The officer opens the car door on the passenger side and asks Charles to step out of the vehicle (Meanwhile, I'm arguing with the officer telling him what I think he can do with his pen and pad and certain parts of my anatomy. Yes, this is all perfectly legal, as long as you don't directly threaten the officer).

      Charles refuses to get out of the car, and the officer grabs his jacket and arm and tries to force him out of the vehicle saying "Get outta the car, nigger!". Charles yanks the officer's hand off of his arm and says something like "What did you just say? What did you just call me? You can't just grab people out of their cars. What's your job officer, 'Serve and Protect and Break a Nigger's Neck'?", and steps out of the vehicle. Charles is 6'4" tall, big, black, smart, and was (at the time) studying law. The officer was about 5'6" tall and didn't expect what he got.

      Needless to say, after all this arguing between all of us (Charles still not producing any ID), the officer calls for a tow truck for my vehicle and demands my keys. I told him the only way he's getting my keys is if he shoots me here on the roadside. He doesn't even have a right to my keys if he arrests me, since they immediately would go into evidence, and since they are my property and I won't waive my rights to my property, he can't even touch them.

      After demanding my keys for 10 minutes, the tow truck arrives, and I tell the officer that I'll allow the tow truck driver to use my keys to get the car into the truck bed, and then I'm locking it again.

      The car gets towed and I give the keys to the tow truck operator (who I happened to know personally from my dart league). He tows the car to the yard and we find a ride home.

      At 3:30am, I get a call from the night watchman at the auto yard where my car was towed. He tells me that he got a note from my friend (the tow truck driver) to keep an eye on the car in the yard. Apparently at 3:00am, these two cops went back to the yard, sli

    6. Re:My Court Case... by mnemonic_ · · Score: 1

      Yes, I often use Italian arguments as well.

    7. Re:My Court Case... by Hrodvitnir · · Score: 1

      Did you get your stuff back?

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    8. Re:My Court Case... by hacker · · Score: 1
      No, to this day some 10+ years later, I have not received my property back. I'm not sure what they were after (especially by taking some of my music), but perhaps they wanted the names/addresses of my friends from my Sharp Zaurus organizer (and some pocket cash to buy drugs to plant at future stops with).

      Yes, I'm bitter... there are a few (in my experience, a minority) good cops out there, but there are a LOT more bad ones that I've personally met or crossed paths with. They're all on some sort of adrenalin high and when you question them or their decisions, you're automatically made to feel guilty or subordinate.

      I had an officer ticket me once when I was CLEARLY in the right. He started explaining how to send the ticket in with my fine amount, and I interrupted him with "Can I see your pen?" and he said "What?" and I replied with "May I see your pen please...".

      I flipped the ticket over, signed the back in the "Not Guilty" section and said "See you in court, asshole." (yes, this is a true story).

      I abhor cops, and its probably the single most important thing that caused me to question authority from the age of 19 until present (I'm now 34, and that decision has barely wavered).

  66. "Tracker" is supposedly 99.5% accurate *chuckle* by BucksCountyCycleGeek · · Score: 1

    Gotta love the chest-beating that police agencies love to do over their speed-measurement technology. Got cited for 88.3 mph (that's right, they got it down to the 10th of a mile, more precise than the rental car's speedometer) in Philly by an officer using a "Tracker", which is basically a really sophisticated odometer they use to pace you (also known as VASCAR). As such, to intimidate the public during our mass trial, we were all informed by the police prosecutor that "Tracker" was apparently 99.7% accurate and that we'd better come in with scientific evidence to disprove them. Guess those cops have laser rangefinders in their bumpers - because I was ready to argue that a police officer who tracked a car for .3574 mile and closed the distance by merely 200 feet (something that a police car could do in a second), my actual speed would be only 78 mph. The biggest argument against "Tracker" and other VASCAR systems is that the chief of the Pennsylvania association of chiefs of police put out an impassioned plea on the Internet for radar guns to be legalized for non-State Trooper LEOs. Unbelievable the racket these guys pull. Fortunately the assembly-line justice of Philadelphia manifested itself in a $6 fine with no points. I was so ashamed of myself that I sent the extra $109 that I should have been fined for to Doctors without Borders.

  67. Google maps not so accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was plotting my way for an interview a couple weeks ago using google maps, noting the one way streets that were one way. When i actually took my selected route, I learned that the one way roads that i had selected to travel on were in reality two way. I think google maps is somewhat out of date.

  68. TerraServer saved me! by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

    In May, I was hit by a hit-and-run driver. Long story short, I made it rather obvious that I got his plate number afterwords. He wouldn't stop, so after 2 miles I bumped him in the rear and turned around. So, the dickwad went to the cops right away and told them a different story.

    I'm 19. He's 57. Guess who the cop believed. Even though I got his plate number and he didn't get mine (he said that when he hit me, I ran from him. Yeah, right.), I got a ticket for failing to yeild. Yeild to what? There was nothing in the intersection when he pulled out. He was going almost double the limit.

    Needless to say, the dickwad said he tried to stop at a hunting club up the road. He didn't, but I went to TerraServer and got good images of where the accident happened and the road afterwords. The look on the judge's face was priceless. I asked the other driver to point out where the accident happened. He did. I then dropped the other seven pages attached to it (all taped together in a fan) and showed the judge where he said he stopped, 3 miles away, and the road the entire way there, with its 15 foot shoulders, and rougly 15 driveways beforehand. Not Guilty. Now his truck isn't being fixed, and is going to be reposessed soon (loan without colission coverage = nono), and mine is.

    Of course, the cop was pissed off that I won. He still refused to press charges against the other driver for hit-and-run.

    1. Re:TerraServer saved me! by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Guess who the cop believed.

      The doctrine that says "two wrongs don't make a right?" I don't know where you live, but I don't think any state has a law that justifies what you did. You were lucky the judge was sympathetic. There was a possibility that the original collision and the hit-and-run was accidental, but there was *no* argument that your subsequent hit was anything other than an intentional assault.
      You already had the means to go to the authorities (the license number of the vehicle that hit-and-ran you). You might have gotten a substantial award, especially if it was you attorney talking to the guy's --oops-- insurance company... it wouldn't have been "angry teenager versus 57-year-old man".

      I'm glad you think it worked out for you, but you could have handled it better. FWIW, at 19, I would not have done any better. In fact, I had a similar situation. I was in my 1959 Chevy Impala. If you know anything about 50's cars, you know that they are basically a solid wall of steel. Not really very flexible, by comparison to cars of the 80s, and quite large and heavy. Well, I was driving along when some lady tears out of the Wyndham Hotel parking lot in some kind of Firebird. Plows directly into the rear quarter of my Impala. I heard the impact, but didn't really feel it. I'm thinking "oh shit, she bent my fin." So I pull forward, because I want to get a look at the damage, trade numbers, etc. Soon as I pull forward, the lady FLOORS her firebird (pretty impressive in a v-8 pontiac!) and races away from the scene. I could see that her (fiberglass) front end was totally destroyed, there were pieces of it on the ground. So I went to look at the damage to my car. A half-moon shaped crease about four inches long, with just a little bit of paint gone, right above the fender flare. Missed the wheel rim. Didn't touch any chrome. Didn't do any damage at all that you'd see from a distance. I was upset, but by the time I got home, I was laughing my ass off. That woman, or her boyfriend or her dad or whosever car that was, was going to have to deal with severe body damage. My insurance company would have met them halfway, provided they had a basic liability policy. Justice was done automatically.

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    2. Re:TerraServer saved me! by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      I only kissed his bumper because he hit his brakes. Not to stop, that is, but to brake-check the living shit out of me. The only reason I was that close was because (surprise!) his plate lights were out.

      Neither of us even mentioned the bump to the cop, either. I didn't because I didn't want to give the cop any more ammo, and he didn't because his story was that he hit me, and then I took off ahead of him.

      Should I have done it? Hell no. But it felt good to let him know "hey, you didn't get away, fuckhead"

  69. Impossible explanation in writing on the ticket. by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    I had an illegal turn that was, simply, impossible for me to have made, or even attempted to make, given the direction I was going. Basically, I'd been accused of driving on a road that does not exist. It was in writing, and had the DA not dismissed the ticket when I explained this, and had the police officer sworn to the facts as detailed in writing on the ticket, I was already prepared to ask that he be fired from the police force and to demand an investigation into a charge of perjury. It helped that I had a city council member on my side and had written letters to the council and the mayor explaining my position before I went to court. I believe the DA knew about this and had already been directed to dismiss my ticket. Yes, I was ready to go nukular over a $60 ticket, damn right. I still wish I could have been responsible for taking the badge away from a corrupt, lying cop. And don't you dare tell me anything about how his goddamned family has to eat.

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  70. smegness fine! by bubbaD · · Score: 1

    You must not have read the end of the post! DID get fined, he just didn't have to pay the fine. All three of you: parent, parent of the parent and your post as well, are all more intent on throwing insults than saying much of interest. BTW smeggy sounds British, are you guys trying to start a cross Atlantic flamewar of what?

    1. Re:smegness fine! by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      bubbah boy, how do you get 'was fined' from:

      "my case was dismissed. the judge even appologized for my wasted time."

      Smeggy is what yo mama wipes off your organ.

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  71. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

    Doesn't always work that way.

    I got a minor ticket (like $130 and less than 2 points). It was a moving violation that was not related to speeding or anything. The cop must have had a vendetta for me or something. The first court date was 3 months after the ticket and the cop showed up. I was his only case that day. There were other cops who had like 3 cases and didn't show up: all those people got to walk free. I argued my side well and was able to get the judge to doubt the situation the cop presented (he spoke words along those lines). Yet, he ended up siding with the cop because he said "I was not there, so I have to trust the officer's judgement of the situation" ... despite me arguing points that proved the cop was unsure of what happened (the cop explained that I was in the left lane when I was actually in the right lane, etc - he did not have the facts straight).

    So I contested for a second trial ... like another 2 or 3 months later. The cop shows up again - I am his only case that day as well, and this isn't traffic court anymore. The first time was traffic court, this time around I am in the court room with prisoners accused of assault charges, theft, etc. So I start talking to the prosecutor to see what we can negotiate, and the cop can't even remember the circumstances of the ticket. He didn't even remember where it had happened. So I went ahead and explained everything to him and why the situation he presented was doubtful (the cop seemed a bit slow, heh). In the end he still wasn't sure of what had happened or why he made his final decision, but he just stuck to his guns anyhow.

    I decided to negotiate with the prosecutor down to "impeding the flow of traffic", the lowest violation possible that meant no points but $130 in fines and court costs.

    That cop was an ass. He even threatened to arrest me when he was giving me the ticket because I was asking so many questions and not leaving down the road (this was my first ticket ever in my 7 years of driving).

    In the end it was better to spend the time than to have points on my license. But for any small ticket (less than 20 over or something) if you fight it long enough you can probably get it to "impeding" at the very least.

  72. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Traffic tickets are about revenue, not public safety. Make them burn up the profit on your ticket in court time. If everybody fought their ticket, traffic tickets would become unprofitable.

    I don't know where you live, but in Los Angeles I can't believe that they issue a single inappropriate traffic ticket in any given year. I'd guess better than 80% of people are speeding, with maybe 20% at speeds that are truely unsafe. I'd also guess that 80% of people follow too closely for emergency situations. Maybe 50% actually use their turn signals on a regular basis. I see people running red lights on a daily basis. If there is merging going on, then there will be people doing their best to merge out of turn. I see people in large, top-heavy vehicles weaving through traffic at high speeds. The list goes on and on.

    Now, you say that these are all meaningless technicalities, and they shouldn't be against the law in the first place. I disagree completely. The speed limit is the best case for you, where most of the time most people can exceed the speed limit without significant risk. However, to take away the speed limit is to invite people to drive dangerously fast, like some already do. It creates a larger speed differential between the fast and the slow. It also disregards that in some areas, and many conditions, you really do have to drive slower than you think you do to be safe. If you agree that there should be A speed limit, then you have to accept some arbitrary limit, and a lot of people are going to consider it too low (whether it is for them or not.) A variable speed limit would be impossible to enforce, and therefore just as bad as no limit.

    We have traffic accidents all the time. They killed more people than terrorism in September 2001. Traffic costs the economy billions of dollars. It drives up oil consumption, and increases stress levels. Yet while I can watch hundreds of cars a day doing stupid things that are likely to cause accidents or slow down traffic, I almost never see anyone getting ticketed for it. That's the reason it happens, because there are no perceived consequences.

    So when somebody gets a ticket, I don't doubt it was deserved. As the saying goes, "Beat your son regularly. Even if you don't know why, he will." Anything to get people to realize that what they do while driving has real consequences is fine by me. If they just went door to door with speeding tickets, they would be right far more often than wrong.

    A good friend of my mother had her son die in a car accident. My first thought was, "he probably deserved it." It's disturbing, but true.

  73. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, well, is it still legalized robbery when they pay to have your car replaced and your medical bills paid because of an accident?

    Economics applies as much to auto insurance as it does to anything else. If it COULD be done cheaper, it WOULD be done cheaper. To believe otherwise is to believe that either a) a free market economy doesn't work, and the last 200 years of economics is totally worthless, or b) there's some vast conspiracy among insurance companies to keep rates high.

    The statistics indicate that speeding tickets are a useful predictor of future accidents. To expect an insurance company to just ignore that data is about as idiotic as expecting the bank to forget about this month's mortgage payment. You want it to change? Prove that speeding doesn't correlate with accidents*. Good luck.

    * Correlation is not causation... but their not looking for the CAUSE of accidents, they're trying to predict future accidents. If it bothers you, prove instead that speeding doesn't 'cause' accidents... good luck with that too.

  74. Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel that it's morally wrong to get out of a ticket by using a lawyer, but hypocritcally I use one every time (it's been a while knock on wood) to avoid insurance premiums. 90% of my tickets are between 5-10 mph over the posted speed limit. Only once did I truly not realize I was above the speed limit.

    My city has implemented "double fine zones" whatever that means. So they pull you over to enforce the law but to bring in double the fines they used to. I haven't ever been pulled over in one of these zones for speeding. (I do get pulled over more often than anything else for not having a front license plate.)

    My friend was on his bike once and saw the previous Mayor run through a stop light in front of a police officer while waving to him.

    Some people are above the law.

  75. How can this be true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's to stop someone editing their hosts file, pointing maps.google.com to a localhost webserver and faking the whole thing?

  76. Citation & Rules Of Evidence by cmholm · · Score: 1
    It's you're legal right to defend yourself against such an act, but a cop can't give you a ticket because he thinks you might have been speeding, he gives it to you because you were freaking caught.

    Unless, as is sometimes the case, the cop who "caught" wasn't using a calibrated measurement, but "has a radar in his heart", or similar subjective criteria.

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  77. Re:Hopfully the guy was innocent. by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1
    As I see it, you have no rights. Might makes right, as always, and the guy with the gun wins. Just because a bunch of western statesmen wrote down a list and called them "universal" does not elevate them to the status of E=MC^2.

    I'm not suggesting that oppression is right, I just think it an unfortunate misstep that the UN codified a somewhat arbitrary and loosely defined list of "rights". The swarm of NGOs, dictators, and representatives of "free nations" at the UN all define the Universal Declaration of Human Rights as they see fit.

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  78. a *joke* amongst my fellow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    physics students used to be to invoke the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle - if the officer knows your speed (and by extension momentum) so well, he cannot be certain of your location. I don't think that a ticket without the location of the offense would hold up in court.

    PS. never mind the fact that hbar is on the order of 10^-34 ... ;)

  79. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by forty7 · · Score: 1

    Auto insurance is legalized robbery.

    Hmm... looks like you've misspelled "mandated". HTH ;o)

  80. One more thing you can try by Dachannien · · Score: 1, Informative

    Amidst all these people providing helpful hints for getting out of speeding tickets, I'd like to offer one more suggestion:

    Don't speed.

    1. Re:One more thing you can try by BigZaphod · · Score: 1

      "Don't speed."

      Oh come on, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

    2. Re:One more thing you can try by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Don't speed.

      Other than the fact that it is illegal, can you please provide a cogent argument for why it is wrong to drive 45 in a 35 zone at 3:00 AM on a country road 10 miles from the nearest house?

    3. Re:One more thing you can try by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Because it was deemed that 35 was a 'Safe' speed to drive on that particular stretch of roadway.

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    4. Re:One more thing you can try by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      It was "deemed" that 35 was a safe speed for a Yugo driven by an 80 year old blind woman. Or, in the case of the Interstate Highway System, it was "deemed" that 55 was a safe speed because it was more fuel-efficient. Or, in the case of through-roads in small towns, it was "deemed" that 35 was a safe speed because it resulted in more revenue from traffic tickets.

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    5. Re:One more thing you can try by pclminion · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Because it was deemed that 35 was a 'Safe' speed to drive on that particular stretch of roadway.

      Remember the part about it being 3:00 AM, deserted, and miles from anywhere?

      Why am I allowed to climb mountains, skydive, bungee jump, and smoke cigarettes, all of which constitute a risk to myself (and in the case of cigarettes, others as well) and yet I can't speed on a deserted roadway because it's "unsafe?"

    6. Re:One more thing you can try by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      why can't I shoot you in the face?

      oh right, that's cuz it's illegal . . mkay

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    7. Re:One more thing you can try by pclminion · · Score: 1
      oh right, that's cuz it's illegal . . mkay

      So you're saying, the only reason you don't commit hellish acts is because they are illegal? What a shining example of a human being.

      The question was in regard to right and wrong, not legality. Sadly, too many people (known as "imbeciles") can't tell the difference.

    8. Re:One more thing you can try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hes sheeple...let him enjoy his microclasim that is his life...

    9. Re:One more thing you can try by gauauu · · Score: 1
      Other than the fact that it is illegal, can you please provide a cogent argument for why it is wrong to drive 45 in a 35 zone at 3:00 AM on a country road 10 miles from the nearest house?

      It's not wrong by itself. But for any given time and driver and road condition, there is a safe speed, and an unsafe speed. Now, we have four options for how to make that work legally:

      • Unsafe driving isn't illegal. Ok, that's stupid. Unsafe driving puts other people at risk
      • We make an incredibly complex system of laws to determine the speed limit based on all possible factors (weather + drivers age divided by driver's reflexes multiplied by time of day percentile combined with standard deviation of that road's normal traffic). Ok, that's stupid too
      • We leave the driver to choose what is unsafe. So in effect, all driving is legal, as long as you don't have an accident. That would be ok, except that the point of traffic laws is to PREVENT accidents, not just decide who is to blame for them. Under this system, you'd have lots of crazy people driving at 120 mph, thinking "it's safe for me!" Thus a lot more accidents
      • That leaves just one option: someone makes an arbitrary speed limit. It's too slow for some instances, maybe too fast in others, but generally, it provides a guideline for what is too fast, so that people will drive more safely
      So is it wrong in your description? Not if you are driving safely. But is it wise for law enforcement to limit you to 35? You bet.
    10. Re:One more thing you can try by radja · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      unnecessary exhaust fumes, damage to the environment.. lots of reasons. basically, if you drive too fast, you're a rude, anti-social bastard and you deserve the small fine.

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    11. Re:One more thing you can try by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Because it was deemed that 35 was a 'Safe' speed to drive on that particular stretch of roadway.

      That is true. But because 35 is "safe" does not mean that all other speeds are less safe. Is it "safe" to travel 1 mph on an interstate in the right lane? It is much less "safe" than 71 on the same interstate, but 71 would be illegal on the vast majority of interstate roads and the 1 mph would be illegal only on the tiny minority with minimum speeds. So the illegal speed is safer than the legal speed.

      No, deeming something "safe" does not make it and all speeds below that number safe and all speeds above unsafe. And the determinations of "safe" are often open to political debate. Many times an engineer has set the speed, only to have it lowered by statute or ordinance. What do you do in those situations?

    12. Re:One more thing you can try by Vlastyn · · Score: 1

      this is one of the dumbest things I've seen in a while. so what you're saying is that someone is a rude anti social jerk if they go ten miles above the speed limit in the middle of the night when no one is around. oh, and they're also destroying the environment by going a blazin' 45 mph. (you did read the post you're replying to, right?)

      I assume you get flipped off a lot for driving slow as shit, and you're super sensitive about it. well get over it.

    13. Re:One more thing you can try by Vlastyn · · Score: 1

      amen to that.

    14. Re:One more thing you can try by radja · · Score: 1

      nope, I drive normally. get over it and stop speeding. it's very easy: just dont put your foot down so far.

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    15. Re:One more thing you can try by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

      Actually, according to the "Shell answer man" of the 1970s oil crisis, optimum gas mileage (mpg) is at 45 mph.

    16. Re:One more thing you can try by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      If a country road ten miles from the nearest house is marked with a 35mph speed limit, my guess is that the road is in remarkably poor condition or is extremely curvy, so going 45mph would be more dangerous.

      I'm not saying it'd necessarily get you killed or anything, but in most cases there really is a reason that a road has a particular posted speed limit.

    17. Re:One more thing you can try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      unnecessary exhaust fumes, damage to the environment.. lots of reasons. basically, if you drive too fast, you're a rude, anti-social bastard and you deserve the small fine.


      LOL well you might want to keep that opinion to yourself. At 3am in a sparsely populated area I know of people who'd slap a second clip in just to make sure you're taken care of.
    18. Re:One more thing you can try by murph · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps it is marked at that speed artifically low to increase revenue for the town.

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    19. Re:One more thing you can try by Big_Al_B · · Score: 1

      can you please provide a cogent argument for why it is wrong to drive 45 in a 35 zone at 3:00 AM on a country road 10 miles from the nearest house?

      No, I can't. Right and wrong in this context is a conditional judgement call, based on road condition, car condition, driver ability/condition, situtational hazards (traffic, potholes, puddles, animals, pedestrians, lighting, weather), etc.

      The problem is that law based on personal judgement does not scale well to situations where tens, or hundreds, of millions of drivers' judgement needs policing daily.

      Judgement-based law works better for much more rare, by magnitudes, situations like "assault vs. self-defense" or "manslaughter vs. murder".

      Most traffic law, due to scale, can only practically be applied to quantitative or objective-state measures (speed limit, signal-color, line-color, etc.) And often those measures, especially speed) are set low to meet a lowest-common-denominator of driver, car, or condition.

      It's not perfect, but it's practical and does improve safety overall.

    20. Re:One more thing you can try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps it is marked at that speed artifically low to increase revenue for the town.

      Let's see - it's ten miles to the nearest house.
      Exactly what kind of 'town' is that, anyway?

    21. Re:One more thing you can try by Big_Al_B · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps its set low to accommodate the lowest common denominator of driver, car, road and weather conditions/quality.

      It would be a bad idea to set speed limits according to what a sober, trained, and focused driver can safely obtain in a mechanically flawless exotic supercar in ideal road, weather and traffic conditions.

    22. Re:One more thing you can try by murph · · Score: 1

      Lowest common denominator? So we should set the limit so that a drunk first-year driver can drive a barely-safe car with bald tires in heavy traffic in a snowstorm? (To take your example the the opposite extreme.)
      Perhaps instead they should use proper engineering techniques like the 85th percentile rule to set the limits. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_limit

      Just an idea.

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    23. Re:One more thing you can try by Big_Al_B · · Score: 1

      I didn't say we "should" do anything. I said we *shouldn't* set the speedlimit using an "upper-bound" technique, and offered a reasonable option to your comment that low speed limits are solely revenue motivated.

      I'm all for applying sound engineering and analysis to any situation, and frankly, I believe speed limits are applied that way often.

    24. Re:One more thing you can try by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Yes, and going over 35 on that stretch of highway is wrong.

      *Note to self* As long as I think it's okay, it's not illegal. . .

      Hey thanks for the advice fucktard.

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  81. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You're driving into an intersection without looking at what's in front of you, and blaming someone else when you hit them? That's a new one.

  82. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by afidel · · Score: 1

    Cop and judge both agreed with me, didn't change the fact that I was guilty of not keeping an assured clear distance though.

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  83. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by pongo000 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here in Texas, in many cities you can ask for "deferred adjudication," which is nothing more than converting your fine into an "administrative fee" and then letting you off the hook after some period of time with no violations (usually 90 days).

    So while the speeding ticket might be expensive, there's usually no need to worry about increased insurance premiums, since the insurance company won't ever find out.

    Which just goes to prove that most cities aren't concerned about deterring speeding, and would just rather have your money.

  84. Saving from criminals? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    Society didn't have to pay the officer to show up while he could be saving the world from criminals.

    That's...sarcastic, right? Because assuming the guy's story is legit, this is the same cop that issued him a citation for failing to yield to an effectively invisible car.

    Anything that gets *that* asshole off the street is a good thing, in my book.

  85. Memory shouldn't be an issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I bet you can't remember who you walked past and what they were wearing at 8:03am today, let alone something that happened a few weeks ago.
    And why don't you remember, because it's such a small detail, it's not worth the time to lock it away in your head.


    The difference is that I've never heard of a cop that wasn't required to keep a logbook of his activities on duty. (I come from a big law enforcement family and have even worked for the sheriff myself in IT.) Some local papers even print the daily reports.

    The officer should have had an entry like

    8:03am - Stopped car at such and such for so and so violation. Driver stated said blah blah blah. He was given a citation and left the scene.

    The officer should be able to look in his log and say, "It was [insert street] which is one way, your Honor." The logs are to protect the department as much as the public. (Not that a single questionable ticket threatens the department's public credibility.)

    (Posted anonymously because I had already modded before I saw this thread.)
  86. My Ticket by Renraku · · Score: 1

    I've had one ticket. In this ticket, I was not even speeding. I was doing 55, in a 55, on the interstate.

    Coming around a rather brisk curve, I saw a cop sitting on the side of the road, nose angled toward the road. It was a divided interstate with a fairly high concrete wall.

    The asshole in front of me (also doing 55) slams on his brakes, while another car in the passing lane flies by the cop doing at least 80. How do I know this? You'll see.

    Guess what happens? Cop pulls out, turns on his lights, pulls up behind me, and pulls me over. For going 80 in a 55.

    First, he wrote my car's color down incorrectly (purple) when my car is an obvious red. Guess who's car is purple?

    So naturally I took it to court, sure that I wasn't going to have to pay their stupid $300+ fine.

    The judge told me a different story. I showed him the copy of the ticket with the incorrect color on my car. My name wildly misspelled, etc.

    I explained to him that it would have been impossible for me to be going 55 at the time, since there was a car in front of me that slammed on its brakes that was doing 55.

    The judge pretty much bitchslapped me right out of the court. $300+ fine, court costs, traffic school, and if I had any more tickets within a short amount of time, I'd have my licence revoked.

    Note, this is my first ticket. I've not even had a warning. Been pulled over a few times, but those were for random searches and a sobriety test (was changing CDs and slowed down so I wouldn't run off the road).

    Somehow that warrants me to have to pay $500. With court costs and traffic school, thats what it came to.

    I went to traffic school. I faxed them the certificate.

    A month after I was supposed to get the traffic school cert faxed, I get a notice in the mail. I have a new court date. This one is so that they can remove my licence and charge me with various crimes and such.

    I call, they refused to tell me why. I get to court, and just happened to have brought this certification. They even called the company to ask, and it took them ten minutes to find my record. The judge let me go (same one as before!) with no harm done, but he looked pretty pissed off about it.

    All in all, its probably better to just pay your tickets. When we get cameras, then you can go to court.

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  87. Miss Daisy by plierhead · · Score: 2, Funny
    But at least after a while Miss Daisy'll turn up in her cut-off hot pants and chuck the judge under the chin to distract him, while the Duke boys tie a rope around the bars in your your gaol cell window and then drive off with you in the back seat of in a squeal of tires, jumping every bridge between the gaol and their old farmhouse, and then you end up spending the rest of the night chuggin' moonshine and having a good ol' time.

    Or at least that's my understanding of small town USA justice based on what we see on the TV...

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  88. Private insurance IS crooked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's funny, then why is BC Canada, which has government run insurance, less than half the cost of Ontario Canada which has private insurance industry? And you can try and dispute the numbers, but they are from a reputable study that was on Canadian news recently.

    1. Re:Private insurance IS crooked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy.

      The government has other sources of income from which to fund their insurance. Ever hear of taxes? Private insurance companies have ONE source: selling insurance.

      How many insurance companies offer services in Ontario? One? Twelve? Anti-trust? Does the terrain in BC differ significantly from Ontario? Does the population? LOTS of things affect accidents. LOTS of things affect insurance rates, including all the things that affect accidents.

      Is the government insurance really equivalent to the private insurance (ie: will the private company give you a better deal on your totaled car?)? Do you get better customer service from private insurance companies?

      Lots of things ARE crooked, but the normal behavior of a free market economy is CERTAINLY not one of them. If, then, after taking EVERYTHING into account, you still have a difference, I can say, with total confidence, that you don't have a free market for insurance.

      You're really claiming that because insurance rates are different in one place than in another, something fishy is going on? I'll bet tornado insurance costs nearly nothing in Florida, but substantially more in Nebraska. Vice versa for hurricanes. Montana has different speed limit laws... I'll bet the insurance reflects that.

      The news loves to talk about someone getting screwed by someone else. I've yet to see a news report that contained satsifactory explanations for the conclusions they draw. Given what little I know about this situation, and given a few courses in economics, I don't see the problem...

  89. "don't speed".... ha! by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

    I suggest you take a look at New Rome Sucks for an example of how bad cops make your advice worthless.

    1. Re:"don't speed".... ha! by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Erm, I don't understand that page.

      It looks like someone had a license plate on the wrong damn car.

      Yes, of course you should get a ticket for that. In fact, I'm amazed they let him drive away.

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    2. Re:"don't speed".... ha! by michaelhood · · Score: 1

      lol, I grew up in Columbus. For those who aren't, New Rome was a small jurisdiction that was completely disbanded (yes, they nulled out an entire town, and annexed it to the larger city) because it was found to be completely corrupt, issuing insanely excessive traffic citations+fines each day. I won't provide links, google new rome traffic.

  90. Re:Impossible explanation in writing on the ticket by shintaro · · Score: 1

    Yeah don't his family have to eat?

  91. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Procyon101 · · Score: 1

    Interesting. Here in Washington State, traffic infractions are "infractions" and are really civil lawsuits, so only a preponderance of evidence is needed to find you guilt... there is no presumption of innocence. They are distinguished from misdemeanors in that they cannot carry jail time.

    Misdemeanors can all carry jail time and you are allowed full jury trials for them. Misdemeanors include things like minor assault, reckless driving, and yes, "dog barking too loud". Trivial ones like dogs barking are always dropped if the accused request jury trial because it's just not worth the courts cost and time.

  92. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Frogbert · · Score: 1

    Pfft I drive without insurance it gives me such a rush.

  93. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by salesgeek · · Score: 1

    Problem with that is that in many (most?) states, you have no right to a jury trial for a misdemeanor.

    Not true. The standard is severity of penalty - six months or more jail time and can be less if the penalty includes additional features. Some misdemeanors can be punished by substantially more jail time.

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  94. Enemy of State Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by freedom_india · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Iam sorry to contest you, but if you are considered as a threat to national security, or an enemy of state by Ashcroft, your much-vaunted rights to an attorney or a speedy trial will disappear like an ice cube under hot sahara sun. You will be treated as an enemy combatant STRIPPED of all rights under the much-vaunted constitution, literally STRIPPED and "stored" in Git'mo until you die or the Govt. Changes.

    In many ways US is much worse than a third-world country.

    So don't go preaching with one finger when three fingers are pointing at yourself.

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    1. Re:Enemy of State Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by reflective+recursion · · Score: 2, Informative

      don't want to spoil a good rant (or conspiracy theory), but Ashcroft is no longer Attorney General. Just thought you should know...

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    2. Re:Enemy of State Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So don't go preaching with one finger when three fingers are pointing at yourself.

      So do you consider the thumb a finger? And which fingers are being pointed where? I don't get it.

    3. Re:Enemy of State Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 1

      You know, it's not the rants themselves that bother me -- I mean, you're going to get ranters everywhere, no matter what. What I can't understand is, who in their right mind would label something like that "insightful," of all things?

      Another ranter, I guess.

      - AJ

    4. Re:Enemy of State Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by jskiff · · Score: 1

      Iam sorry to contest you, but if you are considered as a threat to national security, or an enemy of state by Ashcroft, your much-vaunted rights to an attorney or a speedy trial will disappear like an ice cube under hot sahara sun.

      I hate to break it to you, but Ashcroft isn't the U.S. Attorney General anymore. Alberto Gonzales is.

      So don't go preaching with one finger when three fingers are pointing at yourself.

      Thanks for that wisdom. Why don't you try looking at the real world before making your vitriolic diatribes?

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    5. Re:Enemy of State Re:Hopfully the guy was inocent. by freedom_india · · Score: 1
      I never used the word Attorney General to describe Ashcroft.

      I used the word to symbolize the very nature of this administration which is to hide everything from its own citizens and to fight every opportunity to become more open under the guise of Terror.

      Have you tried getting off the list of Do Not Fly list maintained by TSA? Even the Senator could not.

      All iam ranting about is USA has become much more a closed society and more monitoring its citizens than the so-called third world.

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  95. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only difference is that you do not have the choice to NOT get insurance. In an ordinary market, people would have the option to not buy insurance if the costs were too high, and that would help keep them reasonable. Since not having insurance is illegal in most places, the insurance companies don't have to worry about customers dropping insurance entirely.

    Now, if the market is healthy enough then it still won't matter. Some insurer is going to find the lowest rates that can be charged and still make a profit. But, whenever there is external interference with the consumer's choice you have to question whether the market is being allowed to behave correctly.

  96. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by ryanov · · Score: 1

    This is NOT necessarily true. I gambled last time and lost. My ticket was for a failure to yield. The officer basically decided that I cut someone off (I was merging into a roadway that just got the green light, and I was still moving at ramp speed). He said that I didn't stop at the yield (not required if it isn't needed) and that was that. I brought two witnesses with me, defended myself adequately, and the judge said "that's nice, your friends attempted to be truthful, but the police officer's testimony was credible. Pay up."

    I was shocked, having been in traffic court before for other bogus tickets.

  97. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by scovetta · · Score: 1

    $50/quarter? What century (or country) are you living in? If some ass-clown hits me in a parking lot and it goes through insurance, I'd probably pay an extra $1500 per year for the next 5 years. At least.

    God, I love living in New York.

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  98. Law enforcement by abulafia · · Score: 3, Informative
    I'm not going to touch most of your points, which I feel others have handled well.

    Rather, I'm going to talk about a weird case; the sort of thing that makes me wonder about my (heavy) leaning towards classical liberal beliefs.

    I was going home, after meeting someone in another state. ~3 hour drive or so. I'm going about the speed limit (I hardly ever speed, because I hardly ever drive: I don't know the rules of what you can get away with, so I'm careful). My rearview flashes at me a few times with bright lights, so I pay attention. This car behind me is weaving all over the place, is completely inconsistent speed-wise (zooms up in a neighboring lane, swerves into mine, slows down, etc.), that sort of thing. It is going faster than me, on average, so I speed up - I don't want this dumbshit to sideswipe me. I plan to speed up and get off the highway, and let it go by.

    Only, I get pulled over in for 83 in a 65. Cop gets pissed at me for my explanation - "didn't you see that drunk maniac?" (I didn't say it that way; I was very calm and I respect weapons and later testimony.) He didn't like my answer. So, I got the $185 ticket, and 3 points. For dodging a drunk.

    So, here's the question for libertarians like me: If I'd have had a black box and cameras on my car, I could have proven that the cop was a dumbshit, and more importantly, not have had to pay the state, or the insurance weasels that currently feed on the state. Worth it?

    I still don't know myself.

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    1. Re:Law enforcement by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Well, most likely YOU wont have access to the black box, or it wont record any sort of media that could get you off.

      What it WILL record are unsafe changes in speed (sudden stopping), speeding, and other things.

      And as a last point, I could see judges just throwing out video data on some ground. Remember, the traffic (kangaroo) 'court' system is to get money. That is #1.

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    2. Re:Law enforcement by unitron · · Score: 1

      That erratically operating vehicle behind you probably was the cop.

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    3. Re:Law enforcement by 6th+time+lucky · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have seen this happen...

      100km/h freeway (motorway, highway whatever) slows to 80km/h for a traffic light/intersection. Cops will speed up 100+ to tailgate a driver and see if he slows down to the speed limit.

      Now who is going to put their foot on the break approaching a high speed intersection with a manic that looks like he is going to rear end you? And who's side is the law on?... (this was in australia fyi)

    4. Re:Law enforcement by gartogg · · Score: 1

      Did you contset this? did you even show up in court? It was stupid of you to take this ticket; you could have fought it, probably sucessfully.

      Maybe the pursuit of justice isn't just something other people talk about, but something you need to deal with yourself. As a libertarian myself, I recognize thatI live in a society with certain inequities, but I don't hand over my wallet because a cop says 'boo.' Maybe you shouldn't either.

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    5. Re:Law enforcement by noamsml · · Score: 1

      A black box is fine as long as *you* are the one who controlls it.

    6. Re:Law enforcement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've taken legally mandated defense driving classes enough to know, you should of pulled off the road and waited for him to pass. The video's even give examples like this and say you will still be charged.

    7. Re:Law enforcement by holt · · Score: 1

      Great, so he rear ends you because he's not paying attention. What a spectacular idea.

    8. Re:Law enforcement by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      No, no, the video said everything will be just fine if you pull over. Just duck and cover!

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    9. Re:Law enforcement by bhawbaker · · Score: 1

      why didn't you just slow down ?

  99. Why don't you just obey the posted limits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop making excuses and wasting time and money and just obey the limits. "Wah wah wah, I was only driving 5 or 10 miles over... wah wah wah..." The operative in that statement is "over". You are breaking the rules, deal with the consequences. How many times have you sped or made an illegal turn and got away with it? Plenty. So leave yourself enough time to get where you are going and stop your bitching.
    Do the math (and accomodate for stop and go traffic, signals, etc); driving 15 or 20 mph over the limit doesn't really get you anywhere that much faster unless you are driving for hours (and if you are, what's another 30 minutes on top of a 6 hour trip?)
    So you beat the system by being an annoying prick? Good for you, you just sunk down to the level of the official you are bashing. Now go home and masterbate to your copy of the Anarchists' Cookbook you 1337 bastard.
    Next time you wonder where a police officer is when a real crime is being committed, don't - he's in court testifying over a traffic violation one of your comrads is contesting because he finally got caught speeding after the 100th time.

  100. Re:Hopfully the guy was innocent. by Fuzzle · · Score: 3, Informative

    And the idea that E=MC^2 is a law is hilarious. All "laws" of science are just observations that we can repeat enough times to believe that they are constant in the universe somehow. If something happens that "violates" a "law of science" it doesn't mean that the occurence is somehow in the wrong, just that our "law" isn't wide enough in it's scope or is somehow flawed.

  101. Re:Still More Ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The easiest way to get out of a speeding ticket is to ask the officer technical questions like "When was the last time the radar gun was calibrated?"

    Cops simply lie about this one. They describe this complex procedure using two tuning forks that they religiously perform every day on which they are going to use radar. It's a joke, and you can hear it in their voices. The cops lie through their teeth under oath. So this one probably won't work, but it's worth a shot in case he says something stupid like "What do you mean 'calibrate?'"

    and "What type of software does your system use?" Then hit them with the grand finale to get out of the ticket "May I see the code?"

    Now this may actually work, depending on what state you're in. I'd like to see this trend spread.

    Another possible strategy is to check on whether the road where you were clock was surveyed for radar. In some states, if the road isn't surveyed for radar, but radar was used, you can get the ticket thrown out.

    Here's another strategy: In other states, when you are pulled over you can demand to see the numbers on the radar readout. Often they'll have a lower number since they also clocked you after you hit the brakes. If you request to see the radar display, and the officer refuses, tehre's a way to get the ticket thrown out.

    Now here's a very good strategy, which will depend on your state law. In Minnesota for example, the law permitting police radar specifically says that radar is to be used as a supplement to the officer's skills and speed judgement rather than a replacement for them. So if you can get the officer to state something to the effect that he/she concluded you were speeding when the radar alarm went off, you can cite a precedent and have the ticket thrown out. I don't know the precedent offhand for MN, but I'm sure you can google it.

    If your name is misspelled on the ticket, or anything is wrong about it, such as the street number, or statute number, etc. you can request for the ticket to be dismissed because the citation contains "procedural errors."

    On your court date, you can talk to the county attorney or prosecutor, and strike a deal. Pay a court fee equal to the fine, but have the charges stayed for 12 months and if you have no similar offenses during that time, the chartges get dismissed. They do this quite often, especially if your record is relatively clear.

    Now here's my favorite. In many states, including MN, the basic speed law is "Safe and Reasonable." There is nothing in the statutes which says you must be obeying the posted "speed limits." Those posted signs are actually just guidelines to help you get an idea of what a good speed might be.
    If on your court date, you say something like, "Yes your honor, I was driving 65 mph on the freeway in an area which was posted with 55 mph signs. However, I was doing so in a safe and reasonable manner. The roads were clear and dry, while traffic was light."

    The burden of proof is then back onto the police officer, to present some other evidence or testimony that your speed was unsafe or unreasonable. If the cop says, no, he saw you skidding sideways between pedestrians at 65 mph on the unplowed snow, then of course you're screwed. But that's the whole thing in a speeding ticket, the burden of proof. If you can successfully turn that around, you're golden.

    Yet another strategy: This is for when two officers are working a sped trap together, for example one of them is up in a plane with a stopwatch, or is maybe up on the overpass with his laser gun, and is just radioing to the other officer who pulled you over. In some states you can demand that the officer who clocked you be the one who writes you the ticket. If he's up in a plane, well that's not going to happen! If he actually comes down from the overpass just to write you a ticket, you can bet that he will be pissed off and will not give you any breaks. But at that point you can insist on seeing the numbers on t

  102. Fraud by bobbuck · · Score: 1

    You were probably the victim of fraud. She probably stopped for no (traffic) reason, hoping that you would hit her. It's a common ploy.

  103. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amendment VII
    In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

  104. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well as a former citizen of a large US city that rymes with Friscy Hoe. I argued my way out of a ticket by telling the officer that if I am guilty I demand to get my Mirand Rights, and a public defender of MY choosing and a trial because I know my civil lberties, and that I witnesses. She quickly backed down and issued me a warning, and apoligised.

  105. Another language by nooby_god · · Score: 1
    My friend was arrested for speeding and was facing a fine of about $100 and 2 points. He is from Quebec and is bilangual. So when he goes to the court office after getting the ticket to set a court date he reqests the trial to be in French.

    When he goes to the court, no one is there execpt for the judge. His case is dissmissed.

  106. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by mibus · · Score: 1

    Economics applies as much to auto insurance as it does to anything else. If it COULD be done cheaper, it WOULD be done cheaper.

    Sorry, I have a counter-example to that argument :)

    Simple example - SMS. Here (.au), an SMS typically costs 25c, though I've seen lower on "SMS special" plans from smaller providers. (Maybe 12c?)

    Yet the costs of providing the service could be recouped at nearly a tenth of that (other countries come much closer to the actual cost).

    DVDs are another great example - in many countries (including this one!) it's cheaper in a lot of cases to import DVDs from the US and pay individual shipping rates, than it is to buy it from a local distributer (who you'd hope would be getting a bulk deal!).

    Of course, in the DVD example, importing restrictions create trouble for people other than the distributor trying to bulk-import the discs - but it still happens.

  107. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Mitsoid · · Score: 1

    Blue book on my truck is $18,000... im a single 19 year old male, I pay ~$2,000/year for it... But I don't mind.. I was in an accident in my old S10, totalled it -- wasn't my fault.. but the insurance paid more for the accident then i ever paid insurance on it for... that's what it's good for :-P Also, because it wasn't my fault, my rates didn't increase much at all.. 5 years driving i have 1 parking ticket (college campus), 1 no-fault accident ($4,000), and 1 comprehensive claim of $5,500(truck deemed totaled)... For the amount that I'm paying for insurance, I'm getting about the same money back...

  108. Re:Impossible explanation in writing on the ticket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had an illegal turn that was, simply, impossible for me to have made, or even attempted to make, given the direction I was going.

    Wow, you must be a really incredible driver!

    Basically, I'd been accused of driving on a road that does not exist.

    You ought to be proud that other people believe in your totally super-natural driving powers! 1337 m4d dr1v1ng 5k1llz.

    nukular

    Yeah.

  109. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by toddbu · · Score: 1
    I'd also guess that 80% of people follow too closely for emergency situations.

    On behalf of the 80% of the people who follow too closely, let me say that it's the 20% of the people who get in the way who are the real danger. If you must drive slow, move to the right, just as the law prescribes. If you have to drive slow on city streets, stay off the road until the people who have to get somewhere have actually done so. You may have time to sightsee, but those with jobs and families and responsibilities don't.

    And while I'm bitching, when you get to a 4 way stop sign, TAKE YOUR TURN!. Don't be polite and wave other people through. Don't think about whether it's "really" your turn or not. The system works well when everyone keeps the system moving. Politeness only slows everyone down.

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  110. Re:Still More Ways by Osty · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here's another strategy: In other states, when you are pulled over you can demand to see the numbers on the radar readout. Often they'll have a lower number since they also clocked you after you hit the brakes. If you request to see the radar display, and the officer refuses, tehre's a way to get the ticket thrown out.

    Urban legend, and more importantly you have no legal right to see the radar. Skip it. Besides, they're going to lock the reading on whatever it was when they decided to pull you over. If you were braking at that time, it must've still been high enough for them to justify a stop. If the cop didn't lock the reading, he's an idiot and you can petition his ticketing records during discovery, but you're not going to get anything by asking to see the radar display. All this will accomplish is making the cop nervous. Exiting your vehicle is a big no-no unless requested by the cop, and even then it makes them nervous. I was once asked to exit my vehicle and proceed to the rear because the dumb cop had never seen a retractable spoiler before. He thought my car was broken and wanted to show me the problem. His hand was on his gun holster the entire time I was out of the car, even though I was entirely non-threatening. By exiting the car or otherwise giving the cop a hard time (saying anything other than "yes, sir" and "no, sir", telling him you'll see him in court, etc) will do nothing but erase any possible chance you had for getting off with a warning. He doesn't need to know that you're pissed off, and that you're going to fight the ticket. Let him find that out when he's subpeonaed for court.

    If your name is misspelled on the ticket, or anything is wrong about it, such as the street number, or statute number, etc. you can request for the ticket to be dismissed because the citation contains "procedural errors."

    Another urban legend. Name misspellings, hair color differences (within reason -- if you're a dark blonde and they marked brunette, it's not going to fly -- if you have bright pink hair and they marked it as black, then maybe you have a shot), address typos, etc, are not enough to get the ticket thrown. You need something major, like they wrote down a street that's blocks away from where the stop happened, or they listed your vehicle as a Chevy Suburban when you're obviously driving a Mini. Unless something is significantly wrong, don't bother. You'll just get laughed at, and your credibility will suffer.

    On your court date, you can talk to the county attorney or prosecutor, and strike a deal. Pay a court fee equal to the fine, but have the charges stayed for 12 months and if you have no similar offenses during that time, the chartges get dismissed. They do this quite often, especially if your record is relatively clear.

    They do this so often that most states have a name for it -- deferment (I probably butchered the spelling). It's law, and you can ask for it any time you like. However, you need to know your state's laws, because most (all?) of them only allow you to defer one ticket every 7 years. Deferment is a very last resort if there's nothing else you can do. It's absolutely not your first option. Also keep in mind that if you do get another infraction during the deferred period (which could last up to 2 years in some states), the previous offense comes back as a guilty (and in some states, it may not matter whether or not you're convicted of the new offense, which is why you need to know the law).

    Now here's my favorite. In many states, including MN, the basic speed law is "Safe and Reasonable." There is nothing in the statutes which says you must be obeying the posted "speed limits." Those posted signs are actually just guidelines to help you get an idea of what a good speed might be. If on your court date, you say something like, "Yes your honor, I was driving 65 mph on

  111. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by stmfreak · · Score: 1

    Insurance is THE only cost.

    $100 for speeding is nothing in comparison.

    I've been informed on two separate occassions that if I get a third ticket within the three year window that my insurance will be dropped.

    Okay, so I go get insurance with another provider?

    Not so fast, I have preferential rates from a multi-billion-dollar insurance company. My 1000cc sport-bike costs only $400 per year to insure. I've gotten quotes from other top insurers. Because they don't know me, I get the regular rate: $3400/yr. I'm sure my auto coverage would increase from the reasonable $800/yr as well. Oh yea, and don't forget the high-risk surcharge because of all these tickets that caused me to get dropped in the first place.

    So suddenly paying a few hundred to your lawyer to avoid the ticket with certainty makes a lot of sense.

    And for those of you with useless advice like, "don't speed!" or "you do the crime, you do the time!" you can bite my ass. Everyone speeds. Cops routinely do 10-15 over, no lights. If I don't speed, I'm going to get run over. And if you "go with the flow" then you play the lottery. Given these two options, game theory says I might as well get where I'm going a bit faster.

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  112. Re:"Tracker" is supposedly 99.5% accurate *chuckle by gerardrj · · Score: 1

    VASCAR is not anything like an odometer really. It's a system where the police measure your travel time between two known points of a known distance apart. They then simply divide the distance by your time and arrive at your speed.
    The spotters are usually in aircraft and the known distances are ticked off on the side of the road in large white lines painted perpendicular to traffic flow. 1/4 mile in 10 seconds = 75mph.

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  113. Yup... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Happened to a friend of mine. She hit a car making a left turn just as the light turned and she was going through. When the cops showed up the lady was going on and on about how the car had been her dead fathers, blah blah. Turned out shed bought the car the day before (still had the dealer plates) and shed done the same thing twice before.

    1. Re:Yup... by brianwilliams42 · · Score: 1

      Happened to me as well. Followed a car merging onto a rotary. She went, I looked, it was clear, so I started going and she had stopped. Turns out she had run one person off the road a couple weeks prior and then got in THE SAME ACCIDENT at the SAME PLACE at the SAME TIME a week later! That time she was hit harder, and with no proof of which damage was from me or from the last accident (oh, and probably the insurance company realizing the fraud), I got off with nothing on my record.

  114. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You post like a 19 year old boy too.

    it wasn't my fault,

    At which point you should have realized that your whole long story has NOTHING to do with the topic at hand where a traffic violation is always the fault of the driver ticketed, by fucking definition.

    Please, go and do your mental masturbation on some other website. Signal to noise ratio is already more than low enough here.

  115. Lawless Slashdotters? by MrOctogon · · Score: 1

    I think you guys are all missing one vital point. Well over 90% of the time, if you get pulled over for speeding, its because you actually were BREAKING THE LAW! It seems ridiculous to me that if you are knowingly breaking the law, and you actually get caught doing it, you will whine and moan and try and figure out how you can get out of it. I've had one speeding ticket in my life, and I was dissapointed to get it, but I acknowledged that I deserved it, and I payed the fine, because I broke the law. Yeah, say what you will about unjust laws and how speeding tickets are only for revenue, blah blah blah, but the fact remains that you have no inherent right to drive, and upon being issued a liscence you agree to observe the rules of the road. I think this country could be benefitted a lot by a healthy dose of responsibility.

    1. Re:Lawless Slashdotters? by Palal · · Score: 1

      No, 90% of the time, people are pulled over for NOT breaking the law. It's the other 10% that we see on COPS. What we should really have is a system where drivers' speed limits are set based on their experience and their ability to handle a car. This could easily be done with a simple sticker system. This way the good drivers are not double-taxed for society's problems.

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    2. Re:Lawless Slashdotters? by Timberwolf0122 · · Score: 0

      Maybe but I think speeding is an overated crime. Granted in urban area/near schools the speed limmit should be followed but on Motorways/Freeways it is very different.

      In the UK the limmit on dual carrageways and motorways is 70mph; a large percentage of people reguarly exceed this limmit with out causing any harm (upto a limmit of say 90) and road stats claim that less than 7% of accidents rate excessive speed as the cause of the accident. If we want safer roads then teaching people:
      1) How to drive safely (leaving space all round the car, aka the cell technique)
      2) Educating the dangers of fatigue
      3) getting old people doing 60 in the fast lane off the god damn road.

      #END RANT#

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    3. Re:Lawless Slashdotters? by beckett · · Score: 3, Funny

      and this is why you are not invited to more parties.

    4. Re:Lawless Slashdotters? by SloJohn · · Score: 1

      What would help tremendously is only having licensed drivers on the road. I live in South Carolina, my company was looking for a delivery driver and 75% of applicants couldn't provide a ten year DMV record because they (A) never had a license, or (B) lost it because of infractions. Yet, they drove to the interview! About driving rights, while the government says you have no inherent right to drive, they use taxpaqyer money to build and maintain roads, and, at least here, Government officials get special tags so the law doesn't apply to them. Does anyone else see something wrong here?

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  116. Ob Simpsons by coopex · · Score: 1

    Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?

    But seriously, only concerning speeding, this guy was issued a traffic ticket based on a speed check method that was thought to be accurate by the people who cleared it for use (though accurate to check speed or accurate in being a good revenue enhancer is debatable), and the guy showed the judge it wasn't.

    As for people being accused of attemped speeding, in my highly scientific data collection I calculate that 99% of America speeds, and 90% 10mph safe (ie posted limits and taking conditions into account), so I have no problem with pretty much all speeding tickets issued. In a much more scientific way, the sheer number (There were about 2.9 million injury cases and 42643 car accident deaths) would seem to be highly indicative that people know jack shit about driving safely - the speed limit laws were made to be the maximum safe driving speed. Oh, and to get out of a ticket, get the sympathy of the officer in any way you can - this is much easier is you're female and play dumb, scared, and penitant.

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    1. Re:Ob Simpsons by arkanes · · Score: 1
      Didn't RTFA, did you? Actually, he was issued a citation by a cop who was a moron. *Or*, the cop was right, Google Maps is wrong, and he got off on the sly. Nothing to do with speeding - the ticket was for turning the wrong way down a one-way street, which Google showed to be a two-way.

      As for speeding - speeding tickets are an informal tax. They're treated as revenue by pretty much every police department and local government in the US, and they plan techniques to increase that revenue. Some go overboard with downright deceptive speed trapping, but they *all* treat it as revenue.

      The 55 mph speed limit had exactly jack shit to do with safety - the idea that it ever did was revisionist history. The 65mph speed limit has even less. I've never seen a convincing study that showed that speed, in and of itself, was (the|a) major contributing factor to accident rates.

    2. Re:Ob Simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As for people being accused of attemped speeding, in my highly scientific data collection (emphasis mine) I calculate that 99% of America speeds, and 90% 10mph safe (ie posted limits and taking conditions into account), so I have no problem with pretty much all speeding tickets issued.

      I, for one, have never seen a peer-reviewed journal of pulling things out of one's ass.

    3. Re:Ob Simpsons by coopex · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's kinda hard to read it when it's slashdotted -it would've been nice if the submitter had included the phase "map showing that he was issued a ticket for going one way down a two way street."

      As for speeding, yeah, it's a great revenue source since people are impatient, but it is a highly dangerous activity - KE grows with the square of the speed, American roads are 11 inches compared to the Autobahn's 29 - they're not made to be driven at high speeds by people who don't even know the rules.

      The combined effects of the speed limit and speed cameras produced a 91% reduction in accidents in the study area.

      Fuel economy is another reason to drive 55.

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    4. Re:Ob Simpsons by robzilla_au · · Score: 1

      Some go overboard with downright deceptive speed trapping

      If you don't like it, don't speed.

    5. Re:Ob Simpsons by arkanes · · Score: 1

      Speedtrapping serves *no* public interest other than raising revenue for the county/state/whatever. Especially because you can't effectively speedtrap in areas where the road is actually legitimately dangerous - too many people actually slow down by themselves.

    6. Re:Ob Simpsons by Caeda · · Score: 1

      "Fuel economy is another reason to drive 55." Now that's a nice load of BullSh*t. If slowing down to 55 increases your fuel enconomy, stop driving your gas hog suv and get a vehicle with a 5 or 6 gear transmission. My gas milage peaks at 44mpg at 62mph. If I slow down to 55, I get 41mpg.

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  117. How to dodge a ticket by snowwrestler · · Score: 4, Informative

    This has worked for me a number of times. It is based on the psychology of a traffic stop. Almost nothing is more scary or dangerous to a cop than a traffic stop--until they get to your window they have no idea if you have a gun, or are planning to back over them or drive away. So cops don't like traffic stops, especially at night. Putting them at ease goes a long way toward getting them in a mood to let you off.

    If you're pulled over (assuming at night for worst case):

    1) Turn off your engine and your lights.
    2) Turn ON your interior light, so the cop can see into the car.
    3) Place your keys on the dashboard where the cop can see them as he walks up to the car.
    4) Place your hands on the steering wheel where the cop can see them and don't move them. If you didn't roll down your window right away, don't do so until the cop is right there with the flashlight on your hands.
    5) Pre-narrate every movement. E.g. "My license is in my back pocket." [reach] or "My registration is in my glove box." [reach] Reach slowly and let the officer see what you're doing. Keep hands in sight as much as possible.
    6) Admit no wrongdoing...but don't tell lies or make excuses, and be polite. "Flow of traffic" or "keeping up with traffic" is good if there's traffic, if not, you don't know how fast you were going.
    7) If you're going to get a ticket, ask for a warning or a lesser fine. It doesn't hurt to ask, if it's done calmly and nicely.

    To most cops, traffic stops are about safety -- making them feel safe, and emphasizing your safe driving record (assuming you have one!) can go a long way to getting a warning or a reduced fine.

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    1. Re:How to dodge a ticket by Maserati · · Score: 1

      This is some of the best advice ever posted on Slashdot. Rule 5 should be standard procedure for any interaction with a peace officer interested in you personally.

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  118. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    And while I'm bitching, when you get to a 4 way stop sign, TAKE YOUR TURN!. Don't be polite and wave other people through. Don't think about whether it's "really" your turn or not. The system works well when everyone keeps the system moving. Politeness only slows everyone down.

    Holy shit is that a pissah.

    I really hate these people who think they are being polite by breaking the rules of the road and waving the other guy(s) on. Half the time it happens to me, I'm busy looking around preparing to go in 10-15 seconds when my turn should be up, so I don't even see them waving at me and things get all out of whack.

    Just fucking go already and let me worry about me!

    Damn!

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  119. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, as he explained, she came to a stop in the middle of an intersection without cause. If a good cop sees that, she's ticketed right then and there.

    He's right in his own assessment of what he did (logically he's right, legally he's going to get screwed).

    You're correctly that she has the right of way and being the car in front the priority over the lane space, so it's largely his responsibility. However, if she stopped for no reason and slammed on her brakes and he's traveling at a relatively safe distance, she's at fault.

    If he had this on video and she just flat out stopped without cause or reason, she'd be at fault in most states.

  120. Satellite map looks to have a double yellow line by xswl0931 · · Score: 1

    If you look at the satellite view http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Cathedral+Pkwy+%26+B roadway,+New+York&spn=0.007675,0.011354&t=k&hl=en You can clearly see that it is a two way road

  121. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Inthewire · · Score: 0

    You've got the time, cock...leave a few minutes earlier.
    I've not gotten a ticket or had a wreck since I stopped cutting people off, flying up to tailgate, switching lanes without signaling, etc.
    I've never seen a car stalled out at an intersection with a dried corpse at the wheel - there's plenty of time.
    Chill out.

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  122. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by homer_ca · · Score: 1

    "I don't know where you live, but in Los Angeles I can't believe that they issue a single inappropriate traffic ticket in any given year."

    California is pretty fair to motorists compared to most states. Try the Midwest or Texas. Lots of blatant speed traps all over the place. Places where the speed limit drops suddenly for no good reason except to fleece motorists for their money. Read the story of New Rome Township here and here.

  123. Virginia bar exam by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
    Virginia will allow a person to sit for the Bar without having a law degree. I don't know whether there are other states like that.

    I don't think Virginia will.

    http://www.vbbe.state.va.us/faq.html#4

    Plus, it looks like Virginia is one of the states that requires a credit check and clean credit history. So if you did not pay your rent, or missed a credit card payment, they will not give you a law license. The link about has more info.

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  124. Priviledge? Who told you that? by cbreaker · · Score: 1

    Anything you pay for is not a priviledge. A lot of our tax money goes to keeping the roads running, and a lot of our tax money goes to paying those police that watch them.

    It's a basic human service, roads, and it IS a right. We need to drive to live in many parts of the US, and many parts of the world. Shit, we all pay for them.

    I couldn't get to work, get to the store, get anywhere without a car. There's no good public transportation where I live or work, and the only places to work are in driving distance, not walking distance.

    Obviously, if you do something wrong, you can have your right to drive restricted - just like if you mugged someone you'd have your right to freedom restricted.

    Traffic violations aren't just "code violations." When you pay a ticket, you are pleading guilty and paying the required fine. If you don't want to plead guilty, you go to court and face a judge. If the violation was serious enough, you might even face a jury. This sounds curiously similar to any other crime - and it's because they are any other crime.

    Your examples don't even support your claim that traffic violations aren't crimes.

    "A female employee gets pregnant. She can't work around the toxic cleaning solutions. Fine. OSHA comes in and orders the business closed until changes are made, fines them, and orders them to pay temporary lost wages. No crime was committed, they weren't hauled off to jail, nothing."

    Even if this were to happen - if there was some reason that OSHA came in and closed the business it would be because they were doing something ILLEGAL. They were found guilty as a matter of evidence and fined for it. They COULD go to court and fight it. Just because nobody went to jail doesn't mean it wasn't a crime.

    "We have grown accustomed to thinking everything is a right."

    Assuming for a moment that you live in the US or the UK, your freedom is a right. Anything that you want to do, outside the line of what is illegal, is your right to do. It IS your right to get married if you want to. It IS your right to collect welfare if you want to. We can do whatever we want as long as it's not illegal.

    As soon as everyone thinks like you - that our lives are simply priviledges given out by someone in charge - we will indeed have lost our freedom.

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  125. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Because they have a monopoly (or close enough they can get away with it, given the startup costs involved). The best answer I have (other than the monopoly cop-out) is that they're using expensive SMS to fund cheap 'something else'. As you said, though, SOME providers are willing to go cheaper. Therefore, I am led to ask the question: if one provider offers at 25c, another at 12c, and it 'can be done' for as little as (say) 5c (in other countries), why doesn't someone enter the market at 11c and steal the market? The answer can only be that something prevents that entry, and something prevents the existing companies from competing as they normally would. In many places in the US, we have regulated monopolies. Other times, we have companies agreeing not to invade each other's territory (government-approved, even). Usually these are service industries- water, power, sewer, phone, cable, etc. Destroying competition in this way is enough to make any economist uneasy...

    Reminds me of the problem of popcorn prices at movie theaters. Why is it so much more expensive than at a grocery store? The obvious answer doesn't make sense...

    As to the DVDs, that's also an interesting case. It would seem to me that, again, there is something keeping local distributors from lowering prices to compete as they normally would. One thing that jumps to mine is the law: import restrictions (you mentioned), but also minimum wage- do you have one? Are there different laws and requirements that might affect a distributor there than would affect a US company? Simply put, what do your distributors have as extra costs that ours don't?

    Also, I would think that a website/warehouse/mailorder would nearly always undercut an actual storefront. DVDs also have the region encoding BS, which provides a nice little roadblock to free trade, thus allowing them to get away with different prices for different countries. I wonder... if they're so much cheaper, why doesn't anyone open up a shop reselling used and/or US DVDs? You said it... import restrictions. You don't have free trade (not like we do either). I guarantee, if you didn't have those restrictions, the problem would disappear almost overnight. If any joe blow could get DVDs in bulk at substantially less than buying from the local distributors, SOME joe blow is going to open a store to sell them, thus causing those distributors to have to compete or die. Either way, the prices comes down. They haven't, so I'm led to believe that joe can't open his store for some reason. The lack of free trade has already killed it off.

    In any case, I agree there are situations where the market breaks down and only sub-optimal solutions are prevalent. I personally prefer digging as deep as possible before declaring such a market failure. Sometimes, I even find an answer. :)

    Insurance is an interesting beast because it doesn't fit nicely into either the 'service' or 'good' categories... but in terms of how it determines pricing, I tend to believe it behaves just as normally as any other industry.

    Having said all that, I'll leave with a joke:

    How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?

    None. If the light bulb needed changing, the market would have already done it.

    Thank you, I'll be here all week :)

  126. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by StikyPad · · Score: 3, Funny

    My girlfriend was running late to work one morning. She saw a cop in an SUV enter the freeway about 10 cars behind her, so she gunned it, figuring the SUV probably couldn't go that fast, and she was probably far enough ahead of him that he wouldn't notice. Of course that didn't work at all, and about a mile later she was pulled over. After he issued the ticket, as he was about to walk back to his car, the cop said, "Didn't you notice I was behind you?" She makes ridiculous comments all the time, and she answered, "Yeah, but I didn't think you'd be able to catch me." I mean really.. you'd have to be stupid to say that to a cop.

    So the court date rolled around about a month later. She decided to show up, plead guilty, and hope the charges would be reduced. The judge opened the case file and read over it for a minute. Finally he said: "Says here you thought you could outrun the cop?" And she just started laughing. "Well, he was in an SUV. I just thought..." And then the whole courtroom started laughing too. In the end, the judge decided to let her off with a warning because she made him laugh.

    Sometimes the best defense is no defense.

  127. Google Earth by Palal · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, Google Earth doesn't have buildings for that part of town yet. However, you can see the double yellow like just like in Google Maps. Also, you can do some neat zoom-ins, to show that this is, in fact, the intersection in question.

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  128. Google maps BETA by lorcha · · Score: 1
    They don't claim to be perfect.

    At any rate, if you still want to know where the National Air and Space Museum is, I can tell you that it is available here... it's the building that says "National Air and Space Museum" right on it in big bold letters.

    If you come to see it, take the Metro to the Smithsonian stop.

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  129. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by coopex · · Score: 1

    I'm wonder if $20 takes into account inflation, since the constitution was written in 1787, and according to the inflation calculator What cost $20 in 1800 would cost $216.86 in 2005.

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  130. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Or, you can get an insurance company that keeps lousy records. I have Allstate, and whenever I talk to my agent I always ask her what tickets they have records of in their system. In my life, I've only received 4 tickets (after 22 years of driving). 3 speeding, 1 for rear-ending someone on a wet road. Allstate managed to find out about only ONE of my speeding tickets, and they responded by lowering my premium by $40 a year for being a good driver.

    The really funny thing is that Allstate never seemed to figure out that I got a ticket for rear-ending someone at a stoplight, even though they fixed my car for me ($3500, THANKS ALLSTATE!). And when I told my agent that they didn't have the ticket for the accident in their system, she told me that if nobody else was going to put it in there, she wasn't going to do it.

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  131. Perjury != Loophole by BitGeek · · Score: 1


    The reality is, in a case like this (And probably in more serious cases as well) %90 of the time a cop giving "testimony" is committing perjury.

    Cops lie, on the stand, ALL the time. The reason they do this is that they are immune from prosecution. The DA and the judges all work for the same employer as the cops, that is to say, the government. So, since they all see each toher all the time, there is no way in hell anyone of them is going to testify against the other.

    Which means cops can, and do, get away with murder, and perjur themselves about it.

    Its a screwed up system. This guy got off because he made it embarassing by revealing the reality of the situation in open court.

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  132. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by merdark · · Score: 1

    I wish we had that here in Canada. In addition to getting an ass raping on your insurance, you can also get points on your license. Enough points and you get your license suspended.

  133. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by coopex · · Score: 1

    >Economics applies as much to auto insurance as it does to anything else. If it COULD be done cheaper, it WOULD be done cheaper.

    That's completly incorrect, as mibus's example in his reply point out. The market works to have supply equal to demand, and that gives maximum revenue. As the AC pointed out in his reply, BC insurance in less than half the price of Ontario, becaues it's run by the govt, and the govt isn't in the business of maximizing revenue, so it's not going to "price gouge". A monopoly on a required service like car insurance could theoretically charge $10k/year, but since there's not, the insurers are charging the supply-demand intersection point. If someone decided to greatly undercut his competitors, he'd have a shortage of insurance, so prices are what they are.

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  134. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First off, I agree entirely.

    That's correct, in most places you must buy insurance. But you don't have to buy Geico insurance, and that's the point. Insurance companies still have to compete with each other. The fact that you are required to buy doesn't change a thing.

    You know you have to buy. They know you have to buy. They also know that you DON'T have to buy from them.

    Like you said, it shouldn't matter. The only time it does is when there is only a single choice. In fact, your comment has caused me to consider whether requiring liability insurance is a good thing anyway...

    There was an interesting problem with homeowners insurance recently: lots of people have a problem with mold damage, which is incredibly expensive to fix. Thus, most homeowners policies specifically exclude mold damage. Well, the state of Texas decided that this practice was absurd and insurance companies should be forced to cover that. That's fine, they would... but that would obviously mean the money has to come from somewhere, so the rates were going to go up. But the legislature thought of this ahead of time, and decided they could stop this atrocity as well: they limited what could be charged. Well, guess what: the insurance companies stopped renewing policies. No company in the world would have accepted the terms. And, being that they were non-government-run companies, they had every right to stop selling in a certain market.

    (As you can imagine, the law changed pretty damn quick when they figured out that the law would mean that NOBODY would have ANY homeowners insurance in Texas anymore.)

  135. Re:Hopfully the guy was innocent. by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 5, Informative

    Gee, I could use my mod points to mod parent down, or respond. Tough choice. http://www.nolo.com/resource.cfm/catID/CF015A63-6B 69-4EED-A34B6F4035C8BE0E/104/263/ (Link to book on how to beat ticket. See also http://freedomlaw.com./ ) Driving is a privilege. What happens in court involves your rights. There is also a right to travel, although it not absolute. A little study can arm you against the system. Drown them in paperwork with discovery requests. Demand a jury trial. I happen to live in a state where the right to trial by jury - for anything - is in the state constitution. (Slight overstatement for nonlawyers.) Ask nicely that your case be dismissed, and if not spend an hour politely asking the cop questions on the stand. If 8 people a day do this, the system grinds to a halt. Pretty soon they start dismissing your cases when they see you coming. Think of it as a seminar in due process. Have fun, bring coffee and donuts. Not to be construed as legal advice until your check clears.

  136. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

    You can not enter any intersection which you can not safely proceed through. That's all there is to it, the colour of any traffic light is irrelevant, the actions of other people are irrelevant, end of arguement.

    If you can't pass through the intersection safely, you must stop before entering it.

    This means you don't enter the intersection if there's no room on the other side, which would stick you in the middle if the light changes. It means you can not inch forward ahead of your stop line while waiting to turn left.

    It may be worded differently depending on where you live, but there's nothing else too it. It was absolutely your fault for the accident because you entered the intersection when it was not safe and hit the other vehical ... and yes the other driver was guilty of entering an intersection either when it wasn't safe, or when she couldn't proceed, but YOU caused the accident.

    If the other driver was trying to commit insurance fraud, it is still irrelevant, you must be sure the intersection is safe before you proceed. You have no right to drive with your eyes closed.

    quit shirking your responsibility.

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  137. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was on a highway once, had just turned on and needed to be in the left lane for a left-hand turn fairly quickly, so I accelerated up to highway speed the and made my way left, one lane at a time and checking each time to make sure. The last two lanes contained: 1 van moving a little slower than me and slighly behind and the far lane: 1 motorcycle, quite far back but rapidly closing. I must've underestimated the bike because it was closer than I expected when i checked for the final lane change. My turn was approaching rapidly though and I didn't want to slam the brake in front of the van (I would've had to slam hard to execute the change "safely") the other choice was to accelerate a bit, pass in front of the bike and slow down in the turning lane leading up to a light. This plan seemed required the least amount of accelerating so I chose it. While in the lane before the turning lane, the bike closed to my bumper.

    Well it turns out it was a bike cop. There is a light, so I'm stopped in the turn lane when he pulls up *between* me and the car to my right and says, "Do you know what the speed limit is here?"
    "50" (i'd been going 50, so it seemed a safe bet.. turned out to be 45)
    "Well it sure as heck isn't 65"
    I don't know where he got the 65 number from. HE was going much faster than that and it took half my nerve to keep from saying, "Well you shouldn't have been going that fast then" but I know if i had, my seatbelt would have mysteriously been unbuckled and i'd probably turn out to have a broken tail light.

    So the light turns green. (my light. the turning light. of a 10 lane highway +2 turning lanes) the cop then drives between the lines of traffic and drives straight across the intersection.

    And to augment your statement about not speeding, they get you both ways on that one. Many states have a "reasonable and prudent" clause in their speeding laws. It means two things:
    1) if conditions are poor, you should be driving at a reduced speed. regardless of what the number on the sign is. They can ticket you for this.
    2) (and this is the tenuous one) you can get out of a speeding ticket if you truely are 'going with the flow of traffic', but I don't think that's ever worked and it's got another edge to it: they can ticket you for driving too slow if the 'flow of traffic' is speeding.

    So really, you simply can't win. Pay the nice man his protection money.

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  138. I guess his server gave me a not-moving violation by malfunct · · Score: 1

    MySQL ERROR:

    Query: SELECT COUNT(*) AS count FROM exp_throttle WHERE ip_address= '131.107.0.87' AND last_activity > 1121942406 AND hits >= 3

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  139. Re:Hopfully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure Einstein didn't have access to a particle accellerator.

  140. Insurance is a ripoff. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    In aggregate, it must be a ripoff: the insurance companies that do not profit cannot survive. So knowing that your risk/reward ratio is less than one, why would you buy insurance at all instead of just socking the money away just-in-case?

    Well the reason seems to be: you could get in an accident and need the money at any time, including after the first couple of payments, but you're only going to have saved enough close to the end of the socking-away period.

    Well once your personal liquid assets sufficiently exceed the minimum insurance level, shouldn't you be able to use those as collateral against actually buying insurance purposes?

    same thing for health insurance: you shouldn't be using insurance to pay for expected recurring expenses, like visits to the doctor. If you need a yearly physical, and you pay yearly insurance for it, you're just playing a shell game which by design cannot benefit you.

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    1. Re:Insurance is a ripoff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I would argue that insurance cannot possibly be a ripoff, because rational people keep buying it. In droves. For everything. Thus, they must think they're getting an adequate deal (in general- car insurance is required, but many people buy more than the minimum required by law), and thus are not being ripped off*. To believe it is universally a ripoff is to believe that people are not rational, in which case all of economics is completely useless. Economics explains way too many things for me to be comfortable throwing it out so casually. You could argue that mandatory insurance causes people to be ripped off, and I wouldn't be so quick to say you're wrong. But to say that people voluntarily and knowingly enter into bad deals...

      However, I do agree that if you have the assets to cover most losses, insurance becomes much less useful. I highly doubt Bill Gates cares much about what he pays in auto insurance on a Dodge Neon (he might care a LOT on a Ferrari, I dunno). But once again, if he can pay (say) $100 a month and NOT have to dig into his assets to cover losses, then that still might be worthwhile. Insurance is nothing more or less than risk management, and people have different levels of risk they're willing to take.

      I won't argue that some people get raw deals. It happens. But that's no different from any industry. To say that the game by design cannot benefit you is highy suspect... no business operates without offering SOMETHING. How many people would pay for NOTHING AT ALL? The benefit is having a deep pocket when you need it. By design, it DOES benefit you. It also costs you. Which is greater depends entirely on the people involved. Maybe it's not worth $100 a month to YOU to have that pocket, but maybe it is to someone else.

      Lastly: "There's no accounting for taste."

      * My definition of getting ripped off may be different from yours. To me it means paying more than you would normally be willing to pay. A person who pays extra for power because there's only 1 provider is ripped off. A person who pays more than someone else for car insurance but is still happy is NOT ripped off. A person who bought insurance and was happy, but later found out they could have gotten it cheaper and is no longer happy is NOT ripped off. To me, ripped off is the feeling you get when you don't think you're getting what you paid for. It's NOT the feeling that 'you could have done better'.

    2. Re:Insurance is a ripoff. by cailyoung · · Score: 1

      My memory of CA's DMV is that if you do in fact have proof of liquid assets or cash over a certain threshold you are exempt from the mandatory insurance. I may be incorrectly recalling, though.

    3. Re:Insurance is a ripoff. by honkycat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In California, auto insurance is not specifically required. You can opt to post a bond that exceeds the minimum required insurance level, as you suggest.

      However, the minimum insurance is pretty low. With the 100/300/100 insurance I buy, the maximum possible insurance payout will pretty much always exceed what I've put into it. So even if I had the funds for the minimum, it still probably makes sense to buy the insurance.

      Insurance is not really a waste if the mean net cost isn't break even. It's protection against standard deviations. $100k+ accidents are not common, so the average expected cost is low -- however you need to be able to cover the whole cost in the rare case where your number gets called. Insurance helps to smooth the cost over a large number of drivers, and it takes work to manage this process.

      I don't think it's fair to call it a ripoff based on the justification that profit is involved. Profit for a service is fair -- the insurance agents have to put food on their families too.

  141. Re:"Tracker" is supposedly 99.5% accurate *chuckle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldnt that be 90 MPH .25 miles / .0027777

  142. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by JavaRob · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a little more complicated than that. It's your responsibility to keep a safe distance because sometimes the car in front of you HAS to slam on the brakes. If you can't stop when the car in front of you slams on the brakes, you are NOT at a safe distance. Let's face it -- even if you're tailgating, you can handle slowing down. The whole point of the "safe distance" is so you don't cause a crash when things go wrong.

    Obvious example -- if I see a kid run out into the road in front of me, do you think I'm going to brake gently so the guy behind me has time to react? Less obvious example -- suppose I see a ball roll out from between two parked cars (and think a kid is probably following). Even less obvious -- suppose it's just an empty paper bag, but I just reacted and slammed on the brakes. Suppose the puddle on the manhole cover looked exactly like a *missing* manhole cover. So many things can go wrong -- are you saying I shouldn't play it safe?

    I don't know in this case what the woman said about why she stopped... but I still tend to feel like she would have been less at fault. Maybe she was distracted because she missed a turn, whatever -- but in her negligence she didn't hit anything she wasn't supposed to. In his, he did. There are so many situations that happen all the time where people DO have to suddenly slam on the brakes. And the option of keeping a safe distance from the car *behind* you simply isn't possible (wow, if that excuse worked..!)

    Reminds me of a funny story, actually -- different situation, but related. A friend of mine was driving an massive old junker when he was in high school, going 10 over the speed limit already on a narrow, no-passing road, and a guy in a BMW was just riding his bumper, tailgating like crazy. He couldn't go any faster without risking a ticket, so he just kept driving, but the guy was glued to his bumper. Finally he was angry enough that he just slammed on his brakes, and of course it was an instant rear-end, the front of the BMW was crushed, and the driver leaped out of his car shouting, etc.. The reply? "I thought I saw an animal." The BMW driver was totally at fault, and his car was toast (whereas my friend could drive away after the cops wrote it up... one bonus of those massive old American cars).

    Obviously, this approach to tailgaters is not recommended (and the legal situation would be different if that little lie were admitted), but it's sure nice to think about when someone's practically in your trunk and endangering *your* life because he's late for some meeting. I've been tailgated by Hummers on the highway, which *really* raises the hair on the back of my neck. Yeah, like HE'LL be able to stop from crushing me when I have to brake because something falls off a truck (an experience I've had...).

  143. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by NotoriousDAN · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, that isn't the law in every jurisdiction. For example, in Ontario it is decided on a town-by-town basis, and only applies to people driving straight through rather than those who are turning. I do, however, agree that it is a good way to drive in general.

  144. Flatbush and 3rd. by IOOOOOI · · Score: 1
    Some years ago I was on my way to downtown Manhattan, heading East on Lafayette Ave. in Brooklyn. As I was crossing Flatbush Ave., some slowpoke about 8 cars ahead of me left a big enough gap in front of him that someone in the oncoming left turn lane (at the next intersection) decided to proceed with his turn. Unfortunately, a vehicle in the East bound right lane clipped the left turner. Both vehicles came to a rest blocking all three East bound lanes. As a result, everyone in front of me slammed on their brakes and I found myself, along with 15 or so other vehicles, blocking a major gridlock prone intersection. At the time I entered the intersection, traffic was flowing smoothly and there was no reason for me to suspect that I would not be able to proceed through.

    The intersection had signs posted which prohibited any turns. However, the signal changed, becoming green for the cross traffic on Flatbush, but they were unable to proceed because the entire intersection was blocked. The whole point of the no turns regulation was to avoid gridlock by preventing congestion caused by turning motorists blocking a lane while they waited for pedestrians/oncoming traffic to clear (there is/was no room for turn lanes on Lafayette to Flatbush).

    So... I looked around, sized up the situation, and seeing that it was safe to make a left turn, and that given the spirit of the law was to prevent gridlock, I proceeded to do so in order to not "block the box". Three cars behind me followed. No sooner than I had the wheels straight again, a cop parked about 500 yards ahead on Flatbush hopped out of his car and signaled to me and everyone behind me to pull over. We all did so and were cited for making an illegal turn.

    I plead not guilty, and told my story to the judge. When I said something like "... I was unable to clear the intersection so I took the liberty of making a left turn...", she interrupted me and and said, "Well, I'm taking the liberty of fining you $75 and reporting it to the DMV." [gavel slams]

    C'mon. Total horseshit. The regulation was posted with a certain spirit and intent, neither of which was considered when deciding my case.

    1. Re:Flatbush and 3rd. by imthesponge · · Score: 1

      What's considered is how much money they can get out of you.

  145. ticketassassin.com for those in cali by h8mE · · Score: 0

    ticketassassin.com for those in cali

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  146. How to get out of most speeding tickets by flamingdog · · Score: 4, Informative

    Ask to see the radar.

    Most traffic cops rely on you incriminating yourself to give a ticket. My roommate is a cop, and he's had courses on "verbal jujitsu" from an instructor who's goal when he pulls someone over is to give them a ticket and have them politely thank him for it.

    If you are in heavy traffic, or even medium traffic, you can not be reliably radar'ed. In these cases, almost every time, if you just answer "no, sir, I really don't know how fast I was going, I don't think I was going faster than anyone else." they'll give up and tell you to slow down (at least that is the case in major cities, it may not work in small towns where they still get hardons from issuing a traffic citation).

    All it boils down to is:

    Were you in heavy traffic when you were supposedly radared? If yes, take it to court, because they have to mark that on the ticket, and you can make up almost any story to say they are wrong (my roommate "wrecklessopp" has been pulled over over 50 times, and has only been given 3 tickets. He does exactly what I've said, and he takes every case to court.)

    Ask to see the radar (or whatever device they claim to have caught you with.) More often than not, they see you going faster than traffic, can't radar you quick enough, decide to pull you over, and tell you that you were going "pretty fast there, son." Asking to see the radar will get you out of a lot of tickets (if you were in heavy traffic.)

    But, remember, traffic cops are power tripping assholes, so the best thing you can do is ALWAYS BE POLITE. NO MATTER WHAT. DO NOT BE A SMART ASS. TAKE THE KEYS OUT OF THE IGNITION, PUT THEM IN PLAIN SIGHT ON THE DASHBOARD, AND POLITELY ASK TO SEE THE RADAR BECAUSE YOU REALLY DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GOING THAT FAST.

    Oh, and if you were in light to no traffic you're fucked no matter what. You've been radared and they won't listen to your story. You pay the court costs, and good night.

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    1. Re:How to get out of most speeding tickets by hacker · · Score: 3, Informative
      Ask to see the radar (or whatever device they claim to have caught you with.) More often than not, they see you going faster than traffic, can't radar you quick enough, decide to pull you over, and tell you that you were going "pretty fast there, son." Asking to see the radar will get you out of a lot of tickets (if you were in heavy traffic.)

      Not in Connecticut.

      In CT, you can ask to see the radar, and they'll say "No." (I've asked). You can ask to know the details of the reason they're stopping you, and they can say "No." (I've also asked).

      You can mail the station asking for a copy of the officer's log for that stop, and they can refuse.

      You can take pictures of the location of the stop and bring them to court, and the prosecutor can refuse to admit them into evidence (before you even get into the courtroom).

      See, I've been pulled over 57 times in about 5 years, and been in court fighting tickets about 65 times (after postponements and continuances supposedly engineered to discourage me from returning to fight more). I've fought every ticket and won/nollied most of them, except the few where the prosecutor refused to admit the evidence that proved without a doubt, that I was in the right.

      I've even had cops pull in behind me at a red light in a light snow, and when the light turned green I took an immediate left into a Dunkin Donuts parking lot, where the cop threw on his flashing lights and said I ran the red light at 20mph over the limit... the same red light he stopped behind me at. Yes, cops are crooked in CT, but they're backed up by the even-more-crooked court system they allow here (see my previous post in this thread on the matter).

    2. Re:How to get out of most speeding tickets by truesaer · · Score: 1

      I call bullshit. If you've been pulled over 57 times in 5 years and it isn't one cop with a vendetta then you're probably just a liar who cant accept that the law applies to you too.

    3. Re:How to get out of most speeding tickets by hacker · · Score: 1

      Its happened with state and local officers, as well as across Lebanon, Willimantic, Windham and Norwich CT where I lived, as well as towns that neighbor those towns where I was travelling through them to work.

      I admit that Officer Buckner in Willimantic had a vendetta against me (he even pulled over a friend of mine just to question me, when I was in the passenger seat), but he was pretty extreme, and everybody knew it. I even went to the Willimantic Police Department with my handful of tickets issued by Officer Buckner to ask them why he was pulling me over and ticketing me so much (17 times in 1 month). They had no idea, but agreed to investigate (which I'm sure was just lip-service, nothing ever happened to him).

      But that's just 17 out of the total number of tickets I've received. I've been pulled over for having the car dealer's license plate frame around my license plate (anything around a license plate is illegal in CT, including the dealer's license plate frame). I've been pulled over for having a "loose registration sticker" on my rear license plate (CT law requires plates front and rear, the front plate's sticker was firmly attached. I even offered to swap the plates right there on the side of the road, but he still ticketed me). I've been pulled over for a LOT of "questionable" things.

      If I could have afforded an attorney at the time, I'm sure things would have stopped earlier, but as it is, I was just a 20-something with a series of junkers and very nice vehicles over time.

      The other interesting thing that I've been bitten by several times, is that in CT when you receive a traffic ticket/infraction, your license is automatically suspended until the results of that case are determined. I've been ticketed, and while waiting for my court date, pulled over again.. and ticketed for driving with a suspended license. I'm not sure if they still do that, but I do know that they pull your license if you get more than 3 tickets in 3 years. CT has very strict driving laws.

      It got so bad that I had a police scanner installed in my car as well as a voice recorder. I started driving back roads to get to my destination to avoid cops, which makes me seem even more guilty.

      You might call bullshit, and you're entitled to that opinion, but I have copies of every infraction in my files here to back it up. I haven't been pulled over AT ALL since I moved to CA for 2 years and back to CT (knock on wood), and its been 6 years now without a single ticket or infraction. I lay pretty low though.

  147. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by numark · · Score: 1

    It's no different here in the US. Each violation has a certain point value, and if you accumulate so many points over a fixed period of time, you'll get your license taken away for a certain amount of time. Insurance companies sometimes use their own point system to determine how much your insurance premiums should go up, and it doesn't always match the one that your state uses.

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  148. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God I love economic debates. It brings out actual, real intelligent people.

    First of all, I think I did a decent job just now of rebutting the BC/Ontario issue. If you think auto insurers are 'price gouging', then I ask how they manage to do so in the face of competition among each other. The only answer is a cartel or some type of collusion, both of which are illegal here (and both of which are guaranteed to break down eventually anyway). So how have they gotten away with it for decades, with ZERO legal action, and public filings?

    I also addressed milbus's post, which I agree with.

    Now, on to THIS post. I agree. Mostly. But I think you've left something out: If I enter the insurance market, my entry causes the supply curve to move outward, thus lowering the intersection point! Your last line seems to indicate that prices cannot change because that would create shortages and surpluses... but prices change all the time, so that can't be a reason.

    What happens if someone decided to greatly undercut his competitors?

    1) He'd still bring in at least enough to survive.
    2) He'd go out of business.

    Neither outcome means he won't try it. If he brings in a little more than enough to survive, he'll grow... eventually he'll be able to support all those clients beating down his door, even if he doesn't raise his rates (for 2 reasons: his growth, but also the pressure he exerts on competitors). When all is said and done, there will be no shortage. This is not unusual... it's how prices change all the time. In this case supply moves outwards, thus dropping the intersection point. No mystery here, except of course how long it'll take...

    (I'm not saying he'd be stupid to charge more, or that he's smart for NOT charging more. To me the difference is short- and long-term planning. Economics classes I've taken occasionally forget to mention that staring at the penny in front of your eyeball is not always good for getting the dollar behind it.)

    If he goes out of business, then that would indicate that he tried to undercut them too much... so someone else tries again, but by a smaller amount. Eventually, either nobody can undercut the competition and survive (thus meaning the price IS as low as it can be), or somebody DOES, and we're back to #1.

    In perfect competition, the intersection point is supposed to hover around the point where no company makes economic profit (only normal profit, meaning the company breaks even - wheat farmers make normal profit). If someone is making economic profit, new insurance companies will be born in an attempt to undercut that company while still making at least normal profit.

    Furthermore, is cheap car insurance even the same product as normal car insurance, or should we count that as a separate market? Cheap car insurance might be an inferior good, whereas normal car insurance is a 'normal' good- that alone might be sufficient to call them different products, and therefore they'd have different curves anyway.

    I would also raise the question of how shortages and surpluses work in the insurance market. If I buy insurance, that doesn't necessarily mean that less insurance is available... in fact, it might mean that MORE is available, because now the insurance company has more funds at their disposal with which to insure other customers. I have not really thought much about this, so I won't comment on it further except to mention that, as I said in my reply to milbus, insurance seems to be a funny beast when it comes to economics.

  149. shouldn't he be convicted instead of... by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

    hacking a wireless network?

    I was very lucky to find an extremely bad connection via Wi-Fi.

    hmmmmmm.

  150. want to hear some good stuff by deleted_soul · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You don't really need Google maps for speeding tickets sometimes basic physics is all you need.

    I won a case in League City, Texas. the officer game me a ticket saying i was going 85 in a 65 in the fog. You heard me the fog. That night the fog was so thick we got lost for an hour driving around because we couldn't see landmarks. Now not everybody knows that laser and active radar don't work too well in the fog or rain... If you can prove this point your case is made. Besides the fog I had a few other things in my favor.

    I filed a 'writ of discovery' to find out what they had against me before I went to court. I found this info in a book about speed traps. I represented myself and I am not trained in law. I even gave them some lead time with the write so they had more than enough time to answer my writ.

    Using the writ I was able to find out a few things. The first being that they really really did not want to produce the operation manual for their radar gun. I got a handwritten note from the DA that pretty much said if you want to see it you'll have to come in & read it. The second is that they had not had the radar gun tested as is required in some states to be proven accurate under the law. The third is that the officers training was out of date. The FCC required officers be trained in radar safety and the gun to be calibrated every 3 months. The officer and the gun were not in regulation. I still have a copy of the officers certification and the maintenance log of the radar gun. They were both out of date.

    On top of this I had been stopped before a speed trap. There was road construction for miles right before I was stopped. I made the DA really mad when I brought up the fact that road signs are spaced an approximate distance appart from each other. I basically pulled out the fact if I had been going 85 by the time it took me to apply pressure to my breaks to slow down in the area
    where the officer said he had clocked me speeding I would have been going so fast (I was in an 89' s-10 blazer v6) I would have been well into the speed zone.

    When the DA found out I was there the court intentionally held the case after everybody left so that nobody would know what I was about to point out. I was amazed at how many people would have been seriously ticked if they knew this kind of information. Technically it would be a federal crime for an office to use an uncalibrated radar gun unlicensed. It just goes to show law enforcement makes the most money off of ignorance than anything else. Most people are too lazy to defend themselves. Do you know how many people pay for tickets when the officer doesn't even show up to court, just because they think they are getting off, or that something worse could happen. Whats worse than paying money out you don't have to give? Seriously. Some of these small towns have probably not calibrated their guns since they first bought them. Use this info to your advantage.

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    1. Re:want to hear some good stuff by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

      This is great info--unfortunately, where I live (Switzerland) your judicial recourse is a bit more limited in cases like this. We don't have a points system and the speeding tickets for low numbers (
      This is great for avoiding many frivolous lawsuits, but is a terrible obstacle for legitimate grievances. A few weeks ago I was clocked doing 27 (km/h) over the limit on a highway in France; I was pulled over by a goon squad (who were very polite, it should be said) and told to pay a 40 Euro (about 45 bucks) ticket. Could have been worse, and the administrative hassle of fighting a ticket in a neighboring country would really have been a PITA.

      A few weeks before that, in Switzerland, I may have been clocked doing about the same over (yes, I was speeding, mea culpa) by a rolling patrol, but not pulled over. I still worry that I'll get a ticket, and if this is the case, it'll add up to substantial money. This would be a good situation in which to fight it in court.

      What would be really interesting is if you posted a link to the book you mentioned in your post.

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    2. Re:want to hear some good stuff by hacker · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I filed a 'writ of discovery' to find out what they had against me before I went to court. I found this info in a book about speed traps. I represented myself and I am not trained in law. I even gave them some lead time with the write so they had more than enough time to answer my writ.

      I have been pulled over no less than 57 times in 5 years for various things (only 4 were for speeding, however, the rest were pure harrassment and profiling, and yes, I'm white. I've changed my hair, appearance, car, and the towns I live in; it doesn't help. I was pulled over 17 times in one town in 1 MONTH by the same officer in one series of cases in Willimantic.). I've fought every single ticket or infraction I've been issued and won, except the speeding ones.

      See, I live in Connecticut, and there's the nice little loophole on the books that directly helps the court win every single speeding case: No matter what evidence you bring to court, they can simply tell you that it is inadmissible, and you can't bring it into court. No matter what the evidence is, if the prosecutor decides that it isn't relevant, for ANY reason, you can't bring it into the courtroom.

      I was pulled over by a rookie female officer on my way home from work. The same route I took every day for 5+ years. The facility I work at has about 3,000 employees and the 2-lane town road we travel to get to the highway is QUITE busy at 5pm.

      There are quite a few slight curves on this road and Jersey barriers separating two lanes going one way from two going the other. She pulled me over saying that I was going something like 20mph over the limit. Of course I vehemently objected, because I would have rammed the 40 cars in front of me had I been going that fast. Not to mention, with the cars all bunched up at quitting time, there's no way she picked MY truck out in the far lane, through the closer lane of traffic going the same speed.

      But I got the ticket anyway, so I decided to do some research. I went to the exact spot where she was parked, and pointed my camera to the exact spot she said she clocked me. There was an arbor of trees right in the way (thick trees), as well as two road signs and a mobile home parked in a neighbor's driveway. There's no way she could see through that, clock me, and properly recognize the vehicle she clocked.

      I brought all of my pictures to court, in full-color, as well as my questions about the nature of her stop, whether her device was recently calibrated, whether she could produce the documentation to verify that, etc.

      In CT, you are required to talk to the prosecutor before your case, to present your questions and evidence. Now I know why, so they can go over it before you go into court. No surprises from defendants.

      The prosecutor basically said "Well these are nice pictures, but you're not going into court with them." and I said "But these are my proof that your officer is wrong!", and he said "Well, they're not going into court. And you won't have access to the officer's logbook either, we don't do that here in CT, even if you asked in writing." (which I did).

      Needless to say, even when I grilled the officer on the stand, making her feel like she was in the wrong, I still lost and had to pay the fine.

      The court system in CT is VERY crooked. If you're ever here, just pass on through, don't consider staying.

    3. Re:want to hear some good stuff by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Amendment VI In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense.

      Perhaps they can disallow your evidence, but they cannot disallow your expert witnesses. Though I suspect that as soon as someone is willing to spend $30,000 to appeal a $60 ticket to federal courts, this will law be overturned. (with a reasonable chance that the state will have to refund EVERYONE's fine, insurance differences, and pay court costs for the appeal)

  151. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And for those of you with useless advice like, "don't speed!" or "you do the crime, you do the time!" you can bite my ass."

    I'll bite. And sorry for anyone else reading this -- this is solely to the parent. I'd say mark me appropriately, but I just got another IP banned from anon postings by asking the same...

    I always hear idiots scream that they'd get run over, but for some reason, its only idiots and poor drivers that use the excuse.

    In my days, I was a pretty reckless (and luckily wreckless) driver...and then I got enough tix that insurance got too high and thus I cancled it. While not admitting to anything illegal, I was more afraid of getting busted on my bike without insurance than I was of getting hit. Law == jail == bad things to young guys. Hit == death == better than getting ass raped. Or so I believed.

    So I drove for about 5 years sans insurance. On some of the worst roads out there. Anaheim to Hollywood for a few years (working for dreaded RIAA nazitypes...errr..the studios...that should be enough for negative points here). Chicago Loop another year or two. Back and forth between coasts as I hate airplanes the duration (back when I had the stamina to be on a bike or a car that long).

    Quite a few of the big warzone drives in the US. Horrible roads to drive. At least if you tried to keep up with what everyone else did. Biggest thing -- use of signals. No one elses them in these situations. If you use them, they freak out and actually let you in. Never had a dangerous situation where I couldn't get over.

    And for about 5 years, I didn't speed. Or do anything illegal -- outwardly.

    The fact is, if you are in front, you set the flow. You don't have to keep up with the Joneses on the road to be safe. I have a vintage car that I put on the road once or twice a year for shows and we are highly encouraged to drive to the shows as opposed to the idiots that cart theirs around on the bed of a truck. I can hit 65MPH if I'm going downhill. I've driven across the country doing 5 less than the posted speed limit (still above the minimum 'impeding' limit). No problems.

    These days, I have insurance and my rates couldn't be lower. I've got 3 cars and a bike and still pay less than $1000 a year. My rates went up for a while when my sister, who had a DUI, briefly listed my house as her primary residence so that she could get better rates (in all fairness, if I had told my company she was 'living' there -- I would have just signed a doc that said that she wasn't allowed to drive my cars -- but I didn't realize she had done it -- I just knew she had some mail forwarded from one of her moves that she never got unforwarded -- but it was all taken care of).

    Again, sorry to have muddied the point, only idiots and poor drivers and lets add boys that haven't grown up regardless of physical age claim to have to go the flow to survive. I had the fast bike too and I know what its like. These days? Its the back of a Honda cruiser with a seat more plush than any of my cars. You get over the plastic bike syndrome with maturity as well.

  152. read the whole site by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

    That was just a more innocuous example of their pushing and probing for violations.

    (Side note: In Ohio, it is illegal for police to request a license plate check unless the driver is doing something illegal. New Rome cops sitting in a "speed trap" regularly called in every plate that went by.)

    1. Re:read the whole site by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      If that was the point, they shouldn't have included the whole damn exchange. Just the license check would have been enough.

      Or included one where the driver wasn't actually doing anything wrong.

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  153. mod parent up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    perfect answer.

  154. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by coopex · · Score: 1

    Uh, you should've just ignored my post - I mean, I make the giant mistake of assuming that because the govt can provide it for a lower price then the insurance companies can means that they can't because they don't. The govt can provide it for a low cost because they're not trying to make a profit, I think, but it's late and I shouldn't post when sleepy.

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  155. Either way, it works. by Gldm · · Score: 1

    I got out of a major ticket this way when I was 18. The officer had shoddy handwriting so it looked like his odometer in his log contradicted his car's test reccords (which was important because he said I was caught speeding by pacing, not radar). The judge, knowing odometers don't normally go backwards (and also thinking this guy's 4s were 9s), let me off. Which is good because in many states, one moving violation under the age of 21 and you have no license until you're 21, which basically means you're unemployable.

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  156. Uh, no. I'm impeaching you. by raehl · · Score: 1

    look at what happened in illinois a couple years back. when the state did some dna testing on inmates, they found out they had over 100 people on death row who were innocent.

    Illinois had a few people on Death Row who was shown to be innocent via DNA testing. (Actually, I think it was just one, but it could have been a coule more.) George Ryan, then governor before being forced out due to corruption, determined that the death penalty system in Illinois was inherently unfair, and commuted the death sentences for EVERYONE on death row to life in prison, which was about 100 people, shortly before his term was over. Almost all of them were guilty (they stayed in prison, just wern't going to be executed anymore), although he did pardon a few as well.

  157. There's good news, and there's bad news. by raehl · · Score: 1

    "I am dismissing your traffic citation. However, I am finding you guilty of unauthorized access of a computer network, and sentenceing you to 5 years in prison. Bailiff!"

  158. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by twistedcubic · · Score: 1


    A good friend of my mother had her son die in a car accident. My first thought was, "he probably deserved it." It's disturbing, but true.

    Wow, you should run for office or something. Anyway, I don't see these hundereds of infractions that you claim everyday. Also, everyone does signal when changing lanes-- we just signal .01 seconds before making the change, as is required by, well, driving in L.A. Haven't you noticed that cops have been trolling a lot more for tickets this year? Is this because we're having more accidents? Please. I have to beg the LAPD to come to my place when someone tries to knock my front door down, but alas, they're too busy hiding near the stop sign down the street (no, they never came, since the criminals weren't successful in breaking in).

  159. Alternate uses for Google Maps by erlando · · Score: 2, Funny

    The admin of gearlive.com must be wondering if he can use Google Maps to get out of the slashdotting..

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  160. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always hear idiots scream that they'd get run over, but for some reason, its only idiots and poor drivers that use the excuse.

    I always here idjits scream that and for some reason its only idjits who think they know how to drive better than everyone else.

    The fact is, if you are in front, you set the flow. You don't have to keep up with the Joneses on the road to be safe.

    Ah, another self-righteous twat who camps in the left lane. You've completely invalidated any claim to superior driving skills right there. See Ya! Wouldn't want to Be Ya, you fucking road hazard.

  161. I wouldn't trust an on-line Map by TheoGB · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but if I were the judge I'd throw out Google Maps as a source of evidence.

    My experience of their mapping of London shows that they can't place a postcode in the right spot so I'd not be convinced of their map being up to date. Streetmap is just as bad. Give me a good old A to Z any day.

  162. traffic ticket by klept · · Score: 1

    In my state, Hawaii, the judges threw all those speed-check tickets out of court, and the stupid legislature repealed the law with all the public backlash. A democracy really at work.

  163. What a Rush.. by Azzhole · · Score: 0

    ...and the Geeks shall in__herit the earth.....

  164. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Personally I'm not entirely convinced the government wouldn't be trying to turn a profit. If it were profitable, they could use the excess to fund other things or cut taxes. But that's neither here nor there...

    When it comes to free market economies, though, you're dead on. The status quo is often a good indicator of what is most efficient. The presence of government competition brings up the question of how free that market is, which brings up the question of how efficient the current solution is.

    Is it a good idea? I don't know... ask a real economist. (Then ask a sociologist for a good laugh.... kidding, only kidding ;).

  165. The point of the above post is... by wantobe · · Score: 1
    To those of you replying to the above poster, no you aren't a dumbass for living in the boonies. You're a dumbass if you live in the boonies and consistently drive in a manner that gets your license suspended. Driving is a privalege, and no one has the right to continue driving when they continuously disregard traffic laws (speeding, reckless driving, running red lights, etc).

    Rob Miles

  166. Recoup legal fees from losing party? by evilandi · · Score: 1
    Or you can pay a lawyer for the privilege and he'll do the exact same thing, except you'll be out more money than the fine was worth (incentives work both ways).

    That can't be right. Surely if you win the court case, you can recoup the lawyer's / solicitor's fees from the loosing party? Otherwise anyone with lots of money, could take anyone with not much money to court, and the poor person would be forced to accept whatever the rich person said just to reduce the bill.

    Or is that just England?

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    1. Re:Recoup legal fees from losing party? by patio11 · · Score: 1
      Depends on the type of case. You can recoup for frivolous torts in most states and at the federal level, but when the government issues a citation that isn't a tort and you'd have a hard time proving it frivilous even if it were. Soverign immunity plus some unrelated protection for officers in the discharge of their duties makes it extremely difficult to recoup on a tort of "You brought me to court and wasted my time" even if its theoretically possible.

      Getting lawyer's fees out of the other side is fairly routine in civil cases, though.

  167. Re:North of Houston on I-45 by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

    Was it HPD or one of the notorious speed trap "postage stamp" municipalities that the State troopers won't even record/honor their tickets? Years ago, one ticket only had the mailing address of a PO Box in the adjacent small town. I called, they were unprofessional and unreasoning scum. I looked up the political boundaries of the "city" and it was essentially 4 miles of I-45 lanes and a PO Box. Total scam, posted a 45 in a 70 mph low density area - should be nailed/removed for obstructing traffic. Even the newspapers said you could often ignore these tickets if they couldn't grab you. I was working out of the country, domiciled with my parents. These two assholes drove 200+ miles to bother my parents for about 1 minute. Tough luck guys. Although my parents were mildly worried and annoyed for me, I would love to know exactly what my father said to them (get off my property, polite discouragement, or just unpleasant?), he was smart (an engineer writing legal contracts on 70s energy) and could be really tough on assholes. Bothered nevermore.

  168. Try Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There, or straight from Sci/Tech page from Google news.

  169. inaccuracy of methods by dajak · · Score: 1

    I wonder if anyone's gotten out of a ticket by showing how inaccurate most speed-check methods can be.

    Many people do. In the Netherlands, the website Flitsservice, besides offering an always up to date database of police radar and laser traps for Tomtom Navigator and giving information to major radio stations, assists with appeals against speeding tickets with standard letters etc. They also try to photograph the setup if you call in to report a speed trap.

    They suggest that you have a good chance appealing, certainly against hand laser speeding tickets, by claiming that the equipment was used wrongly, since it can be used only at a precise angle, within 400 meters distance, not through a car window, not in bad weather, only by a certified officer etc. Municipal police officers get it wrong all the time. Highway police are better at it. The web site also explains the procedures to correctly set up a Gatsometer or Multanova radar, but everything in Dutch unfortunately.

    For Americans, the Maccarone vs. New Jersey case is relevant. A dirty or damaged license plate will result in an invalid laser measurement. For the British, there is the Speedtrap Bible.

  170. This Google brought to you by Google by Momoru · · Score: 1

    Wow could he have mentioned Google(tm) any more? I'm certain any map program could have performed the same act? Next time, if the submitter would be kind enough to mention that his Honda (tm) was not speeding, but getting a Honda(tm)-like 35 mpg while providing Honda (tm) level of safety and it was excessive force for the officer to Taser(tm) him. Luckily the Taser(tm) did not run out of batteries as Taser(tm) maintains the highest level of quality.

    Everyone did notice that his web page was just a schill for Google right?

    1. Re:This Google brought to you by Google by Winterblink · · Score: 1

      Get over it.

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  171. yep by jpellino · · Score: 1

    1. i was doing 42
    2. it's a $25 fine with no further penalties vs. $185 and insurance badness.

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  172. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

    Best part is that cops in speed traps in Texas make it a point to show up for court, just to deter people from doing it. Any of the small townships inside Houston or Austin are especially bad (Westlake, Lakeway, West University, Bellaire, etc.)

    It could be worse though; it could be Louisiana. If you are an out of state motorist who gets a ticket, you get escorted to the nearest courthouse by the officer where you get to enter your plea.

  173. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    I'm not certain about NY, but in many states you CANNOT have your rates raised for being involved in an accident in which you were not at fault.

    If you aren't in a legally-parked vehicle and it is hit, you most certainly can't be charged for the accident.

    On the other hand, if you hit somebody else and settle the matter without the use of insurance, and the insurance company finds out, they can raise your rates to the same degree that they could if you had filed.

    Insurance companies love the myth that your rates go up when you file claims. They end up collecting premiums but not paying anything out.

    Your rates are determined by your accident and ticket history - your claims history is irrelevant. At least, I believe that is the case in most states. I don't know about NY in particular, but certainly in PA you should file claims anytime you are eligible...

  174. third world lands... by corbs · · Score: 1

    I am indeed privileged to have these basic human rights (which, sadly, do not exist in some third world lands)

    like Guantanamo?

    http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=19.103648,-77.38769 5&spn=29.002532,41.497559&hl=en

  175. Re:Priviledge? Who told you that? by telecsan · · Score: 1

    Yes, they are rights. But with those rights come responsibilities. Just like my right to walk around in the sunshine where I want to comes the responsibility that I don't stab someone in the chest every 5 minutes when I want another cheeseburger. If you want to exercise your rights, you have to do it within the confines of the law. That includes speeding. You think the speed limits are set too low in your area? Fine, use the system to get them changed. Same thing I would have to do if I thought the gov't should hand out free cheeseburgers every 5 minutes so I didn't have to stab someone...

    That's where the privilege aspect comes in. Your 'rights' are only rights so long as you obey the law. You have no 'unconditional' rights, except maybe thought, and they're working on that.

  176. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Skater · · Score: 1

    SUV owners have a great rationale for being able to tailgate: "We can see over you, so it's safe."

    I'll smack anyone that says that to my face. What if I blow out a tire (and don't think it doesn't happen; I've seen tires blow with no warning and no debris in the road at fault)? I'll lose some speed suddenly, maybe swerve a bit, even without hitting the brakes, and a minor incident could suddenly become a big one because the tailgater thought he/she was safe because he/she could see over me.

    --RJ

  177. Re:Priviledge? Who told you that? by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

    Exactly, thats what people dont get. I have a right to freedom, and a right to be alive. But if I decide to kill women with brown hair under 200 pounds exactly 5'8" wearing pink and then rape their lower and upper torso's seperatly. I deserve to be put in prison for the rest of my life, or executed. But its so not fair! Why should I get punished so severly?

  178. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by mzwaterski · · Score: 1

    What was bogus about the tickets?

  179. Fast cars = more checks by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

    I think we have to accept that realistically, police officers are going to check faster, sportier cars more often than small mum-mobiles, simply because there's a particularly strong correlation between people who drive that type of car and people who speed.

    Personally, I'm a pretty law-abiding driver. I can't honestly claim I never drift above the limit for a moment, but I'm not the type who goes flying around town well over the limit all the time. I have strong feelings about certain traffic laws and the abuse of speed limits, which I make known to my representatives when the matter arises, but in the meantime I obey the law even if I don't really have much respect for it.

    I bought a pretty distinctive, very fast car a year or so back. I've noticed since then that police cars will sometimes follow me along roads that are well known for speeding in my neighbourhood. It doesn't really bother me; since I'm not breaking the limit the police have no reason to pull me over. I'd rather they spent their time going after genuinely dangerous drivers -- drunks, idiots on mobile phones, etc. -- rather than someone driving a car like mine who breaks a needlessly low speed limit but is a threat to no-one, but it's not like my personal freedom is being unduly infringed.

    You might try that, instead of the "I'll do whatever I like" attitude. You'll probably find you get fewer tickets, even in a Mustang, and you might just avoid being someone's bitch for a few months on account of upsetting too many LEOs, too.

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    1. Re:Fast cars = more checks by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I think we have to accept that realistically, police officers are going to check faster, sportier cars more often than small mum-mobiles, simply because there's a particularly strong correlation between people who drive that type of car and people who speed."

      I've got 2 words for you: "Radar Detector"

      Mine have paid for themselves MANY times over...especially with the Vette and the Porsche...I basically chalk them up a necessities when driving a fun car...

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    2. Re:Fast cars = more checks by shiftless · · Score: 1

      I think we have to accept that realistically, police officers are going to check faster, sportier cars more often than small mum-mobiles, simply because there's a particularly strong correlation between people who drive that type of car and people who speed.

      I disagree. Most people speed. I sped (5-10 MPH over, when it was safe, never dangerously) when I drove an old Chevy truck, and I sped the same amount after I got my Mustang. It's true that a bright red sports car catches attention more than an old white truck, which is understandable, but I think the main reason is something else: if you're a young guy driving a sports car, they think you've got money, parents who've got money, and you're not going to be able to fight back.

      It's all about making money. That's why speed traps exist. Down where I live there is a nasty speed trap where the road slows from 55 to 45, and there's a good spot for a cop to sit with radar. I got caught by cop there once when I didn't slow down fast enough. It was at night time and the cop didn't have his marker lights on, which is required here to avoid entrapment. That didn't stop him from writing me a ticket though. He also had the nerve to ask me if I was related to such-and-such guy who works for the city, and if I was, to have the guy call him and he'd "take care of the ticket".

      This is the way the cops work down here, it's all on the buddy system, and there's nothing that can be done about it. It sickens me.

  180. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by honkycat · · Score: 2, Funny
    2) (and this is the tenuous one) you can get out of a speeding ticket if you truely are 'going with the flow of traffic', but I don't think that's ever worked [...]
    Are there really states where this is supposed to be a defense? In California they are very specific that the "flow of traffic" is not a legal defense for speeding. I think this is similar in Indiana and Massachusetts and I'd assumed it was the case for other states as well.

    So the light turns green. (my light. the turning light. of a 10 lane highway +2 turning lanes)
    This just makes me think of highway moderation. e.g., SR-137 (Score: +2, turning lanes)

  181. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

    Finally he was angry enough that he just slammed on his brakes, and of course it was an instant rear-end, the front of the BMW was crushed, and the driver leaped out of his car shouting, etc.. The reply? "I thought I saw an animal." The BMW driver was totally at fault, and his car was toast (whereas my friend could drive away after the cops wrote it up... one bonus of those massive old American cars).

    Yeah, someone did that here in Florida a few months ago. The result, the person in back lost control of the vehicle, smashed the car, and died. The person in front ran and is wanted for vehicular manslaughter.

    Not a very good idea. You might not be guilty of a traffic violation, but you are guilty of assault with a deadly weapon, and if something really bad happens, you might just find yourself charged with murder.

  182. Mocking the system isn't a good idea by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know about the US legal system, but here in the UK there's usually a scale of possible penalties for common traffic offences. Minor offences like routine speeding usually result in "fixed penalty notices" -- such and such costs you x amount of money and gets you y points, and if you pay up, it never goes to court.

    Now, you don't have to accept the fixed penalty, and can challenge the case in court if you wish. However, if you do so, the magistrates have access to the full range of penalties, and a lot of discretion about how to apply them. If there are genuinely mitigating circumstances, and you can offer a reasonable explanation for your actions, then magistrates can often reduce or eliminate a penalty they see to be unfair. (For example, "I was on the way to hospital with a casualty in critical condition in my vehicle, there was no time to wait for an ambulance, and exceeding the speed limit resulted in saving his life without causing unusual danger to others, your honour" with supporting evidence from hospital and ambulance staff would probably go a long way.) However, if they feel that you're taking the piss, they will tend to hand down penalties at the upper end of the scale. That means more fines, more points, accelerated or possibly immediate disqualification, and potentially even jail time, depending on the offence.

    It takes something like 4 routine speeding tickets in 3 years to get you a semi-automatic ban in this country; you'd have to demonstrate exceptional hardship of some sort to avoid it at that stage. However, annoy the police and magistrates, and you'll probably find yourself banned after two offences, and imprisoned for driving without a licence the third time they see you. It would take hundreds of people trying to block up the system to really bring it down, but in the meantime, you're still going to jail. Is that a smart plan, really?

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  183. and the judge said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah but that's only in beta right now

  184. Re:Hopefully the guy was inocent. by WDunaway · · Score: 1

    I got ~ 10 speeding tickets in 6 months. My license was suspended for months. I was pulled over on several occasions with a suspended license.

    You must be the worst driver in the world.

  185. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you are a FUCKING ASSHOLE. It was your fault as you should have be watching where your car was going. The I'm sorry, but I didn't see the car right the fuck in front of me excuss is pathetic. If you had watched what the fuck you where doing YOU wouldn't have hit her.

  186. Re:Recoup legal fees from losing party? Unlikely. by BVis · · Score: 1
    That can't be right. Surely if you win the court case, you can recoup the lawyer's / solicitor's fees from the loosing party? Otherwise anyone with lots of money, could take anyone with not much money to court, and the poor person would be forced to accept whatever the rich person said just to reduce the bill.
    Welcome to the American legal system. This is status quo over here; the only way the defendant would be able to recoup their legal fees is either to 1) countersue the plaintiff, in which case he'd run the risk of being stuck with even more legal fees, or 2) if the judge decided that the case was so completely without merit that the plaintiff should pay the defendant's legal fees.
    In the USA, you get as much justice as you can afford. This is why the RIAA has settled most of the suits it's brought against individual file sharers; the defendants can't compete with the RIAA's deep pockets, and the RIAA's lawyers will chew their clothes off if they try.
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  187. Revenue Enhancement & License Points by COredneck · · Score: 1

    I have one simple solution. If I was a state legislator, one of the bills I would sponsor every year would be to eliminate license points for minor violations and go as far as not even record the violations. Since traffic tickets are used to enhance revenue for a given locality/county/state, lets cut through the bullshit and recognize tickets are for revenue, not safety.

    By getting rid of the points, you don't have to worry about losing your license for a few violations such as 65 mph in a 55 mph zone and you don't have to worry about your insurance going up since there is no record of the ticket.

    On this notion that driving is a privilege, where do we get this ? What I understand is back in the aristocratic days, riding a horse was considered a privilege. That notion of thought carried to automobiles since the original cars were only owned by the wealthy before the Model T. In today's society, driving is a necessity in order to survive unless you live in the few metro areas like NYC. Back in 1990, I lived in the NW Indianapolis area which was served by the Metro Bus line. My office was about 4 miles away and I looked into taking the bus to and from work to save gas and wear/tear on my vehicle. The bus ride would take an hour one way and all lines had to go through the downtown Indy bus station. Since Indy streets are setup as a grid, that logic did not apply to their bus routes. I was also in Toronto for vacation as well back in 1991 and they had good public transportation. I was able to get around pretty easily by bus & train. Their bus lines were setup in a more grid pattern.

  188. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by gonzo67 · · Score: 1

    And in Florida, when insurance companies tried to stop renewing policies after a particularly bad hurricane season, the legislature stepped in and prevent them from doing so. And as most insurance companies are part of larger corps. the state can prevent ANY company affiliated with the insurance company from doing business in the state. THAT made the insurance companies work with the state to make certain insruance was available at reasonable cost.

  189. Re:Still More Ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I.>Here's another strategy: In other states, when you are pulled over you can demand to see the numbers on the radar readout. Often they'll have a lower number since they also clocked you after you hit the brakes. If you request to see the radar display, and the officer refuses, tehre's a way to get the ticket thrown out.
    Besides, they're going to lock the reading on whatever it was when they decided to pull you over. If you were braking at that time, it must've still been high enough for them to justify a stop. If the cop didn't lock the reading, he's an idiot and you can petition his ticketing records during discovery, but you're not going to get anything by asking to see the radar display.

    That has not been my experience!

    I've been pulled over, and the cop came up to the car and said, "You were going way too fast back there! I caught you on radar at 73. The limit is 40 through here!" And he's looking at me, waiting for me to say something stupid.

    I just said, "Uh, I really didn't think I was doing 73. Is that what your radar gun says right now?"

    The officer said, "No, I got two readings; one at 63, and one at 38 because you hit the brakes when your radar detector went off. (He points to my Escort DSP which is still on, with its lights blinking.)"

    I just said, "I didn't think I was doing 63."

    The cop, clearly frustrated, says, "I'm going to give you a warning...." He proceeds to write me a special warning ticket and on it, he writes "63/38 RADAR DETECTOR" in the margin below.

    Now, you are all welcome to dispute my interpretation of this, but I was there, and I am convinced that had I not asked about the number currently on his radar, that he would have definitely written me a full fledged ticket, which I would have tried to fight, with doubtful success.

    Like you, IANAL. If you were going to take the advice of a non-lawyer, which would it be? The guy telling you to use some crack-addled schemes, or the guy telling you to cover your ass and hire a lawyer? You decide.)

    The biggest urban legend of all is that lawyers are good for you. Ever dealt with one? Hah! I've dealt with dozens, and only two or three out of that bunch were worth their salt.

    Lawyers cost $$$, guaranteed. If you hire a lawyer for anything other than a truly expensive fine, you are guaranteed to lose money even if you manage to beat the charges.

    If you'll simply scan the other posts, you'll see first-hand stories where individuals have beaten traffic tickets in court without lawyers. It may be that some slashdot reader truly has nothing to lose by fighting a ticket in court, using one or more of the strategies I mentioned. And for the record, I never told anyone to use them. I simply made suggestions of possible strategies.

    You said "hire a lawyer" like someone concerned about covering their @$$ rather than someone wanting to dispense as much potentially useful anecdotal information as possible, like I did.

    Give slashdot readers credit for being able to determine what if anything was applicable to them in my grandparent post.
  190. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 1


    I've been informed on two separate occassions that if I get a third ticket within the three year window that my insurance will be dropped.

    Okay, so I go get insurance with another provider?


    Well gee, genius, I guess you shouldn't be speeding. Actions have consequences.

    You're not entitled to insurance.

    You're not entitled to have a license.

    Driving is a privilege, based on the assumption that you will drive responsibly. If you drive irresponsibly and get caught, the insurance company has a right to know that you are more of a risk than their responsible clients, and is entitled to charge you more.

    If you are a big enough risk, they don't stand to profit. So why should anyone insure you? You shouldn't be on the road!

    And for those of you with useless advice like, "don't speed!" or "you do the crime, you do the time!" you can bite my ass. Everyone speeds.

    Nope. Not everyone speeds. You are incorrect in this assumption.

    Cops routinely do 10-15 over, no lights.

    So call them on it, bitching on Slashdot accomplishes nothing.

    If I don't speed, I'm going to get run over.

    No, you won't.

    And if you "go with the flow" then you play the lottery.

    What the hell are you talking about? That is the whole point of safe driving, is everyone is supposed to go with the flow and be alert.

    Given these two options, game theory says I might as well get where I'm going a bit faster.

    I hope you lose your insurance. You are a prime example of the self-centered "me first" mentality that pervades society. You think you're entitled to everything and don't care about other people's well-being.

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  191. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by codemaster2b · · Score: 1

    Auto insurance is legalized robbery. Heh. And what IS insurance? Insurance is the mass-distribution of resources so no one person suffers too greatly, at the cost of paying those who distribute it. You costs don't go up because the insurance company is making more of your money, it goes up because YOU are taking more than you're giving

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  192. Didn't work for me by alanmusician · · Score: 1

    I tried this on a judge in a small town about a cop that had paced me and showed what a short distance he would have had to pace me over. I also used a weather site to show how foggy the weather had been that night. Even the officer admitted he had likely errored. However, the judge still pronounced me guilty. I hadn't been speeding, either. I assume it was because the town's primary income was fines and such.

  193. I wonder if anyone's gotten out of a ticket by sho by djfray · · Score: 1

    "I wonder if anyone's gotten out of a ticket by showing how inaccurate most speed-check methods can be." Probably. If this were the case, then lawyers would be able to use such cases as a standard for their own clients, but then the enforcement agency would stop using it. However, my father proved in court that the police officer who sited him for speeding could not have possibly got a read on him from where they were relative to eachother and the road. And he got off the ticket. That was probably ten years ago though, and lets say he hasn't been so lucky lately. I would suggest, though, always get a lawyer.

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  194. Tap your brakes by cgenman · · Score: 1

    Usually the person behind you gets the message if you start tapping your brakes. That gives them fair warning that you're about to snap and screw them up.

    Of course, you could just start throwing things out the window. The airstream usually ensures that whatever you throw out your window gets sucked back behind your car, to hit the car behind you smack in the windscreen.

    Man, I lived in LA too long.

    1. Re:Tap your brakes by CommieOverlord · · Score: 1

      Hmm. My solution to tail-gaters is to give them the finger. They typically get so pissed off they pass by me just so they can reciprocate.

      I did once have someone try to swing a crowbar at my car as went by. But at least they weren't tailgating.

  195. Re:Still More Ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Correction: Both 73 and 63 appear in my above post (parent to this post). The correct number is 63. Sorry for not proofing.

  196. Re:Recoup legal fees from losing party? Unlikely. by evilandi · · Score: 1

    Okaaaay. So that's number two on the "things Brits find completely incomprehensible about Americans" (Number one is executions. Utterly alien concept to my generation, I'm afraid.)

    Although I do admit that our use of the words "barrister" and "solicitor" are far inferior to your much more understandable "lawyer".

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  197. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

    EXTRA $1500??? wtf do u drive?

    My lille 1.2 litre engined Fiat Punto costs me about 250 pounds a year ($400 ish) I do have 4 years no claims discount, without any discount it would probably be $700 tops OK it's a small car but you must be driving a very fancy pants car for an additional $1500 - either that or car insurance in NY is very very expensive (another reason not to live there)

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  198. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by nine-times · · Score: 1
    Economics applies as much to auto insurance as it does to anything else. If it COULD be done cheaper, it WOULD be done cheaper. To believe otherwise is to believe that either a) a free market economy doesn't work, and the last 200 years of economics is totally worthless, or b) there's some vast conspiracy among insurance companies to keep rates high.

    Yeah, I'm not really seeing your point. To believe that insurance COULD be done cheaper means you would need to believe either A or B.... and?

    I guess I'm still waiting for the part of the argument that demonstrates why A and B are unreasonable things to believe.

  199. I am a Mil Radar Engineer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so please pardon the AC post.

    I used physics, expert witness and my own experise to win a dismissal of my speeding charge.

    In essense, I was accused of going 17 miles over the speed limit; however, the ticketing officer selected my vehicle from the midst of approximatly 12 other vehicles moving at disperate speeds within 1-2 meters of one another at a range of at least 100 meters.

    To further complicate what is an already difficult scenario of events, the officer was physically moving himself, the intercept took place in opposing tangential turns (our northbound road was bending away to the east, his south bound lane was bending away west), and lastly, there was significant ground clutter between his emittor and our returns.

    I brought with me a collegue who is an accepted expert in the field (as am I, but this offered an additional resource), and from the stand (actually, we just stood together in front of the bench as a group - this was Boston's traffic court), we calmly and almost academically explained the theory and operation of radar, radar returns and signal analysis with 3 posterboard charts.

    We then launched into a derivation of what sort of equipment, power, rating and emission would be necessary to discriminate and process 5 3m x 2m x 2m contacts at similar range, speed and bearing - from there, we closed with a simple statement of fact by reading the manufactuer's FCC product specifications for the radar in use by the ticketing officer. Note, there's a significant difference between the FCC physical specs provided, and the manufactuer's claimed product performance caps and lims.

    The judge was quite impressed by this 15 minute song and dance, to which the ticketing officer had no response as I'd exercised my right to remain silent during the ticketing process, leaving him no evidence such as "the defendant stated he was 'late for work,'" or "the defendant appeared harried and upset during questioning."

    The two take aways from the day: (1) *don't* give the ticketing officer any reason to believe you were rushed, distracted or otherwise unable to maintain control of your vehicle at an acceptable and safe rate of speed with due regard for others and (2) the conventional use by local enforcement of radar as definative evidence in speeding is a myth waiting to be busted - even capable equipment requires training, perodic (re)calibration and non trivial preventative maintenance to be viable.

  200. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

    You can drive at 14???? where is that?

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  201. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by blueskies · · Score: 1

    Not a very good idea. You might not be guilty of a traffic violation, but you are guilty of assault with a deadly weapon, and if something really bad happens, you might just find yourself charged with murder.

    Assault with a deadly weapon for stopping your car and being plowed into from behind? Hmmm. Who said there is no justice?

  202. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Blackjax · · Score: 1

    Having written a good sized piece of an auto insurance rating engine and poked around in the guts of one provided by another company, I can say that the parent is probably right (in general). I have never seen any signs of claim information being used to adjust rates. However, each company calculates things its own way (they are almost fanatical about that) and are highly protective of information about how their calculations are done, so there might well be some companies out there who have snuck this into the algorithm. I'd doubt it is widespread, but it could be happening in places.

    However, I do contest the parents assertion that you should always file a claim. It probably won't raise your rates, but it may get you dropped by that insurer. They definitely do track whether you are a 'good'/'bad' customer based on how many claims they have to pay out (I've written code that relates to this), and not permitting customers to renew is the standard approach to dealing with bad risks. Think of it from this standpoint, they care about you as a risk to them for having to pay out a claim. From their standpoint they don't care so much about your driving record as they do about what you cost them. Sometimes these things correlate, sometimes they do not. You can have a driver with a pretty clean record who is 'claim happy' and files them left and right. You can also have a driver with a lousy record, who is afraid to make a claim, and costs them nothing. They still might get a little nervous over the latter, but the greater sinner in their eyes is still the former.

    Further, I can tell you that if you have home and auto with the same insurer, filing a bunch of claims for one type, can put you at risk of getting your renewal refused for both. Again, you have pegged yourself as a bad financial risk to them because it actually seems to occurr to you to *use* your insurance instead of simply paying the premiums each month as if they were a tax.

    Also, I have heard (but unlike the prior points this is only hearsay) that some companies are also tracking your benefit inquiries (i.e. when you call/mail in and ask them if you are covered for something) and that this also adds up against continuing to carry you. Again, it is a flag that you view insurance as something to be used rather than just paid for.

    As with rating, claims processing and policy administration are pretty custom from company to company, so to what extent this stuff is happening in any given company really depends on how recently they updated their IT infrastructure. Some companies are really modern, others are varying shades of stone age. One thing is certain though, this and even scarier stuff will become more and more prevalent. Getting true value from insurance industry is like trying to beat the house in vegas. The big winners are the few really lucky ones, and even this is only permitted because it serves as advertisement.

  203. Co-Workers Experience by Whatchamacallit · · Score: 1

    A coworker had his car serviced so he was dropped off at the service station by his wife in her car. He pays for the service receives a receipt with a date/time stamp and drives his car home, following his wife. The road was an average two lane road with stop lights and stop signs and heavy traffic. A police officer on the side of the road pulled him over and said he was doing 60 miles an hour in a 25 mile an hour zone. He accepted the ticket and signed it. Knowing it was not possible for him to have been doing that speed he returned to the site the next day with his GPS unit and laptop in the car along with his wife driving. They drove the route 5 times and mapped the distance by using the GPS and mileage odometer on the car. They were careful to do it at the same time during the day (rush hour) so the traffic conditions would be at least similar and the timing on the lights would be similar.

    When his case came up, he was denied a deferral and a court date was set. He took all of the evidence and put it together and made sure his math calculations were correct and that the flow was as clear and logical as it could be. It was not possible for him to have traveled that distance at that speed. Another driver had passed him at about the same time the officer was clocking him. The gun must have picked up that car or one traveling the other direction.

    His case was called and he got up and argued his case after the officers testimony. The officer stuttered in response and Less then 2 minutes later, the judge declared him not responsible and dismissed the city's case against him. He stood there for a few seconds stunned. The bailiff directed him to the back of the court room and explained he was good to go, no need to see the clerk or sign anything, etc.

    This is rare. However, you stand a very good chance in busy districts fighting a ticket. Most people don't bother and just pay the fine and the system depends on this. The more people who show up to contest a ticket will strain the system and they will be forced to dismiss cases before they come to court. There is only so much staff and only so much time. The costs involved in running the court and paying the staff is higher then the court fees. Whatever you do, DO NOT plead not guilty on a ticket and then not show up for court, your license will get suspended and if you get pulled over again you will be arrested. They might not even notify you that your license is suspended depending on where you live. If you are positive you can defend yourself, then give it a try, worst case scenario you will end up paying the fine plus court and clerk fees but it's still cheaper then what your insurance company will do to you. If you are guilty you may luck out and get a deferral or you may get to court and they are so busy that the judge will tell you to plead guilty and they will seal your record if you pay the fines. That will keep your insurance company from finding out about your ticket.

    If you just pay a ticket, you are guilty and your insurance will increase. If you don't pay the ticket and plead not guilty you have a chance at getting it dismissed either due to heavy workload at the courts or due to your innocence and your presentation skills. You generally have little to lose once you've been ticketed for speeding. You will pay one way or the other, the difference being the amount you will pay and a loss of time out of work.

    1. Re:Co-Workers Experience by bmetzler · · Score: 0, Informative
      A police officer on the side of the road pulled him over and said he was doing 60 miles an hour in a 25 mile an hour zone.e accepted the ticket and signed it. Knowing it was not possible for him to have been doing that speed he returned to the site the next day with his GPS unit and laptop in the car along with his wife driving. They drove the route 5 times and mapped the distance by using the GPS and mileage odometer on the car. They were careful to do it at the same time during the day (rush hour) so the traffic conditions would be at least similar and the timing on the lights would be similar.

      It was not possible for him to have traveled that distance at that speed.

      Huh? Speeding isn't about an average speed. It isn't about traveled a specific distace too quickly. It's about being at a certain point with a speed to fast. So to say that you weren't speeding because of a distance you had traveled to get to that point doesn't make sense at all. What if he had traveled at 20mph 95% of the time and 65mph 5% of the time. He's still guilty even though he couldn't have made it to that point at that time going 65mph the whole way there!

      Furthermore, dark or not, I'm guessing that had he been only going 25mph when the police office noticed the speeding vehicle that passed him, even in the dark, an officer would easily be able to pick out a car going twice as fast as another. It's not like their speeds were close, if what the poster said was true.

      -Brent
  204. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Carewolf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hi! That sounds just like Russia. You pay the officer a small "fee" to forget about the ticket. The fee might be of the same size as the ticket, but wont be recorded anywhere.

    I had no idea Texas had that kind of corruption!

  205. Re:Recoup legal fees from losing party? Unlikely. by BVis · · Score: 1

    You're only up to two?

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  206. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Digz · · Score: 1

    Insurance companies are out to maximize profit and get whomever they can.

    Consider my situation.

    A few months ago I moved from Ohio to Kentucky. I moved exactly 12 miles from where I lived before. I drive the same car that I drove before with the same driving history. I live in the same type of area as I lived before (in fact, both places are run by the same management company). I am the same person.

    My insurance went up 63%, and my coverage limits were cut in half.

    All for moving 12 miles across a river.

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  207. Re:Hopfully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or, you know, you could stop speeding or accept responsability when you do speed and are caught. But your way might work too.

  208. In the US, in the following states: by Snar+Bloot · · Score: 1

    Alaska
    Arkansas
    Iowa
    Kansas
    Montana
    North Dakota
    South Dakota

    In many rurual states, kids have a need to drive at a younger age due to the lack of mass transit (or just to work on the farm).

  209. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Nugget · · Score: 1
    Again, you have pegged yourself as a bad financial risk to them because it actually seems to occurr to you to *use* your insurance instead of simply paying the premiums each month as if they were a tax.

    I reject the notion that "using" insurance equates to filing claims. I happily pay my insurance premiums for home and auto and I hope to never have to file a claim. But I do consider myself to be "using" my insurance to help me get a good night's sleep each night and not worry that a catastrophic loss will ruin me financially.

    It's false to presume that an insured did not receiving a benefit from their policy simply because they didn't have to file a claim. Being covered, even if it's not utilized, is a benefit.

  210. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My lille 1.2 litre engined Fiat Punto costs me about 250 pounds a year ($400 ish) I do have 4 years no claims discount, without any discount it would probably be $700 tops OK it's a small car but you must be driving a very fancy pants car for an additional $1500 - either that or car insurance in NY is very very expensive (another reason not to live there)

    Compare that to $850 US per year, for an 8-year old Chevy, driver has no tickets or accidents in 30+ years, no city driving.

    That's the result of having state-mandated insurance. The companies can charge whatever they
    want, since you'll be locked up if you don't pay
    their 'protection' money.

    The insurance industry claimed that mandatory
    insurance would lower rates (since every driver
    would be covered, they wouldn't need to pay
    for damage caused by 'uninsured motorists').
    Of course, the rates are now double what they
    were before the law. And if you file a claim -
    of any kind, including damage from a tree falling
    onto your *parked* car - your rates will double or
    triple. Can you say 'high risk'?

    The Mafia could learn something from these insurance companies.

  211. You got owned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Way to miss the joke, William Buckley.

  212. Here the wisdom of Ernie Stewart by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

    http://ehowa.com/mythoughts/nospeeding.shtml

    Well written, logical, covers the bases from avoiding getting stopped, how to handle being stopped, all the way through traffic court. Also, at the end, he links to actual cops responses to it and success stories of people who have applied the suggestions.

  213. Pawn in internal court politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds more like you, (and your case) were used to take care of some soap opra business going on amongst the employees of the court. Maybe the traffic court justice is/was a douchebag and the court clerk was on notice to kick 'problems' on up the chain of command so they could document enough case evidence to get rid of the guy. Who knows. In any case, it certainly isn't the norm.
    You lucked out...I hope you played the loto that day.

  214. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by bluGill · · Score: 1

    As I understood the original post, the guy ran after doing this. The correct action would be to stop (you were after all in an accident), and call the police. Rear end is not your fault (particularly because you can say you thought you say an animal, which would be reason to slam on the breaks), but running from an accident is, and by not stopping to check on the other driver (and then calling for help when you realized there was trouble) he delayed the EMTs from getting there in time to save the other driver's life.

  215. The right to drive by Proteus · · Score: 1
    driving is a privilege not a right

    The bill that created federal funding for roadways says that all citizens have a right to access roadways for personal or commercial use, including vehicles. Driving is not a "privilege", unless you look at it from the "only financially secure individuals can afford to drive" perspective. Legally, you have a right to be on the road.

    That right has been limited through licensure for the general safety of the populace. We have the right to drive, but we have the responsibility to meet licensing requirements or that right is revoked or restrained.

    a traffic ticket is not a crime, it is a code violation

    Traffic tickets are crimes, but they are typically 'summary offences' (more minor than a misdemeanor). A summary offence is anything you get a citation for; the difference between a summary offence and other crimes is in the prosecution of the crime. If you pay the fine, you automatically plead guilty. Also, you don't have a right to jury trial for summary offences except in particular circumstances. You can still plead "not guilty" and pursue the matter all the way to a trial by judge; the burden of proof remains on the State, as it does in all criminal cases.

    The practical difference is that most people are not willing to pursue a traffic ticket to such extents, because the costs in time, effort, and legal research and/or representation are more than the costs of the ticket. However, if you do pursue it, the State needs to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you were speeding -- your job as the defense is to poke holes in the theories the State presents to demonstrate that doubt. For example, the State says "we know you were speeding because we have RADAR equipment that measures speed". That, unchallenged, would probably be enough to convict you. You, however, could say "do you have proof that the equipment was properly calibrated? This Exhibit is a study that RADAR is inaccurate, and the inaccuracy is so great I could have been going below the limit. There were 3 lanes full of other cars moving at various rates of speed; how do you know the RADAR registered my vehicle?" Things like this may demonstrate that the State can't prove the case against you.

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  216. Re:Impossible explanation in writing on the ticket by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    > Yeah don't his family have to eat?

    An agent of the state that would lie to a court should be behind bars. Families of rapist, killers, and savings & loan managers have families that need to eat too, but it does not really bother me if the reason they are hungry is because a parent is in prison for a crime.

    I consider perjury by a police officer to be among the very worst possible crimes, because it undermines the entire system of law. Purposely weakening the system of law violates the social contract that, among other things, puts killers and rapists and bank managers in prison or on death row. A regular guy commits perjury, that's bad, but I don't think of it as a breakdown of the whole system. But when a lawyer or a police officer or a governing politician commits perjury, that's where the whole system ceases to have merit.

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  217. loop hole =! reasonable doubt by Brigadier · · Score: 1



    The guy simply proved reasonable doubt. Which is all you need in a court. There is no where in an american court where you are required to prove your innocents. All you have to do is prove reasonable doubt.

  218. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by blueskies · · Score: 1

    Oh, yes. Agreed. I posted in response to him expanding upon his example and *concluding* that the parent to his post had committed assault with a dangerous weapon when the situations were very different.

  219. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by scovetta · · Score: 1

    I think perhaps the problem is that in some states (maybe the ones with "No Fault" laws), you can never be "totally not at fault".

    I'm not sure about the exact numbers, but I believe it's something like:
    * __any__ accident in a parking lot - 50/50 blame
    * the other guy is completely at fault - 90/10 blame

    So you can never file a claim and get off without any blame (and blame == raised premiums). Maybe a broken windshield or something would not be in this category.

    For more anecdotal evidence, my brother was hit by a bread truck, and his rates went up about $1000/year.

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  220. Re:"Tracker" is supposedly 99.5% accurate *chuckle by gerardrj · · Score: 1

    Umph. Yup. That's why the police use the VASCAR computer instead of their heads to perform the calculation.

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  221. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok - but (albeit rare for a guy that posted on slashdot) i bet you're girlfriend has a particular quality that illustrates other flaws in our judicial system and society in general:

    she's hot isn't she?

  222. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by The_Sock · · Score: 1

    Being a good driver is not passing ever schmuck doing the limit. Being a good driver is not pulling out into oncoming traffic to pass some guy going 5 below, forcing some oncoming guy to slow down so you can pass, narrowly missing them as you pull in around the guy who used to be in front of you, then thinking you judged that perfectly. Being a good driver is not getting from A to B in the shortest amount of time. Being a good driver is not being able to talk on your cell phone while cramming a breakfast burrito down your throat, with a hot coffee between your legs, using a knee to steer, not realizing your swerving into and out of your lane into the other lane and the shoulder.

    Being a good driver is getting from Point A to Point B consistantly and safely (safely means not just you, but other drivers), being aware of your car/bike/boat/truck/tricycle at all times, understanding you're driving 2000 lbs of possible death, and so is everyone else, and not doing stupid things that cause other drivers to have to avoid you. Sometimes this means going over the limit, sometimes under, and sometimes right at the limit. Sometimes it means swerving out of the way of an obstical, be it an animal, a rock, or another driver, but knowing when you swerve you are not going to be taking out the guy next to you, or a guy coming into on coming traffic. Being aware of your surroundings and in control of your ride is the most important part of being a good driver, and if some other driver camping in the left lane doing the limit or even a little below is how one accomplishes that, it's your job to respect that, and safely navigate with/around/past said other driver. Most people do not notice they are a bad driver. You may very well be one of them.

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  223. True by lorcha · · Score: 1
    Never bet on the cop not showing up, since they have court days in their monthly schedule and they'll make sure your citation is marked for one of those.
    True, never just bet on the cop not showing up. First, you need to reschedule your hearing because you need to be out of town for work that day.

    Then, you show up to court and hope the cop does not show up. He is much less likely to drag his ass into court for just one ticket.

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  224. Due process by phorm · · Score: 1

    Around here (BC, Canada) we have a right to due process. This partly depends on the charge(s) laid, and the "reasonable" time for them to see a judge.

    If you dispute a ticket and don't get a court date within a reasonable amount of time, you can (at least two weeks before the actual dispute trial) alter your dispute to includes the grounds that your right to due process has been violated. Basically, you shouldn't have to wait forever to get your day in court, if you do you can have charges dropped because your right to due-process is violated - even though the charges in the ticket might be valid.

  225. We need more traffic tickets but the right kind... by megarich · · Score: 1
    I drive 35 miles one in way in long island rush hour every day. I see so many grossly offenses it really amazes me people don't crash more often. People riding on other people's bumper because there pissed the flow of traffic is moving only 65 mph and not 85. Those same people weaving in and out of traffic pulling into lanes just so they can get one car ahead. The list of offenses goes on and on..

    I see some posts talk about rights and what not. Here's one, how about a right of not having to worry about dying or crashing on the roadway from some jackass who rather look cool and drive like an maniac than obey the rules of the road?

    Yea there will always be risks in driving but it doesnt help when you have people more worry about talking on the cell phones, putting on makeup, reading that map or studying at that very last minute for that exam(yes i've seen this before). Not to mention those speed demons who have no regards for any life or those who know full well the dangers of drunk driving but do it anyways. And my personal favorite the 90 year old lady who cant see 2 inches in front of her face nor can barely move but yet she'll still get in that car and do 40 on the interstate.

    This aint grand theft auto when you can pop back to life or get out of jail 3 seconds later. This is real life and any situatioin where one can take another's life NEEDS TO BE taking seriously.

    On that note the current system is a joke. Most of people that I seen get pulled over are for hov violations. I don't know what the answer is but since 1 out of 4 us will be involved in at least one crash in our life, its not something that should be ignored or considered a basic right either.

  226. Re:Priviledge? Who told you that? by cbreaker · · Score: 1

    What do you mean, that's what people don't get?

    I said about 8 times "as long as what you're doing isn't illegal."

    If you're so far gone that you think people as a general rule don't understand you can't kill people for the fuck of it, you're the one that needs to be locked up; in the mental hospital.

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  227. *MY* court case by consonant · · Score: 1

    She was beautiful. I loved her. I told her so. She told me to take a hike. And that's that :-(

  228. Backwards by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 1
    Your 'rights' are only rights so long as you obey the law.
    I think you've got that backwards. Rights aren't defined by law. The law is only just (and therefore worthy of following) when it respects the rights of individuals.
  229. Interestingly, in North Carolina by emtboy9 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    it is possible to at least get overly aggressive drivers ticketed when there are not cops around. The Highway Patrol here started a program where, if you see someone doing stupid shit (i.e. weaving back and forth in traffic, speeding through a school zone, passing school busses that are stopped, etc)
    you can call it in to the HP, and if you agree to testify in court against the driver, they will issue a summons to that person even if no officer is around to witness/pull him/her over.

    Obviously, it doenst do a thing for speeders, but the next time that stupid woman on the cell phone slides into my lane on top of me without even noticing that I am there (and I drive an ex-cop car, so its really hard to NOT notice me), I have at least some real recourse that wont land me in jail instead...

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  230. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by toddestan · · Score: 1

    Yeah, well, is it still legalized robbery when they pay to have your car replaced and your medical bills paid because of an accident?

    The way that insurance works is that they'll increase your rates so that in 5-10 years you will have paid for your new car and medical bills from the money they made from hiking your rates. The only situation I can see insurance being useful in is when something really catastrophic happens - like bills costing over $250k. But for smaller things, people would collectively be better off without insurance and just paying out of pocket if/when shit happens.

  231. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by JavaRob · · Score: 1

    Not a very good idea. You might not be guilty of a traffic violation, but you are guilty of assault with a deadly weapon, and if something really bad happens, you might just find yourself charged with murder.

    That seems unlikely assuming you *don't* run, and stick to your story... but of course causing an accident is a very risky thing.

    Seriously, the *safest* thing to do when you're being tailgated is to let them by you -- get into the other lane if there is one, or even pull off into a side road. Every second they're tailing you you're at much higher risk of an accident, so letting them by is almost always the quickest way out of danger. Doing anything to force them to back off is actually *more* dangerous than just letting them tailgate you, because once they're pissed off they're far more likely to do something stupid that could kill you both -- like passing illegally (even on the shoulder) at extreme high velocity, and probably cutting you off in the process.

    I admit I'll occasionally play little games with drivers who piss me off (nothing obviously malicious... I just happen to be driving sedately in the most inconvenient spot for that guy trying to dodge and weave through). But if there's anyone in the car with me, I just let them go by -- it's not worth it. "Sorry, honey -- I know it'll take years of surgery to reconstruct your face, but my pride is intact!"

  232. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by supergwiz · · Score: 1

    you'd have to be stupid to say that to a cop. You'd have to be stupid to call your girlfriend stupid. Chances are, she won't be as understanding as the judge.

  233. Jurisdiction-specific by lorcha · · Score: 1
    Some traffic courts are good about respecting your rights, while others are kangaroo courts. There are definitely courts where it doesn't matter what you say or do or what evidence you present. The judge is simply going to find you guilty.

    Regarding presumption of guilt, try looking at DUI laws some time. For instance, if you are accused of DUI, you have the right not to submit to a brethalyzer. If you exercise this right, you are automatically guilty. There is no defense at that point. You can't even change your mind once they tell you you're now automatically guilty. You can thank MADD for that miscarriage of justice.

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    1. Re:Jurisdiction-specific by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Regarding presumption of guilt, try looking at DUI laws some time. For instance, if you are accused of DUI, you have the right not to submit to a brethalyzer. If you exercise this right, you are automatically guilty. There is no defense at that point.

      Guilty of what? In New Jersey, if you refuse to submit to a breathalyzer, you're guilty of refusing to submit to a breathalyzer. Of course, the punishment for refusing to submit to a breathalyzer is loss of your license, but it's not exactly the same as being guilty of DUI.

  234. Selective enforcement != inconvenience. by Behrooz · · Score: 1

    In many cases, laws are inconvenient for most, ignored by many, and selectively enforced against the few.

    Selective enforcement is something to get all righteous about.

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  235. Re:Hopefully the guy was inocent. by shiftless · · Score: 1

    You must be the worst driver in the world.

    If that's true, then what does that say about the police officers who failed to pull me over for years and years when I was driving an old Chevy truck?

  236. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about $1250 every 6 months additional for a *secondary* driver on an 8 year-old Toyota Camry. That's what my parents got dinged with when I got my license. That's South-Eastern PA, and it's mostly a rate penalty to take

    Moved out to south western Ohio, turned 25, and got married, and was paying $1200 for a then 6 year-old Honda Accord, *AND* a brand-new Toyota Corrolla between my wife and myself. (And she was complaining about how much we had to pay because I'd had an accident and a couple speeding tickets!)

  237. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Mitsoid · · Score: 1

    Well didn't wanna be childish and say i'll be 20 in 2 weeks.. but yeah... got my permit at 15, no accidents until i was 17, and none were ever my fault, as i said.. not quiet 5 years, but close enough for rounding...

  238. Re:Still More Ways by VolciMaster · · Score: 1
    I hate to break it you, but several states do require the officer to show you the radar readout if you ask (NY being one of them). Also in some states, if the radar has not been recalibrated within X days, the ticket is invalidated (this varies per jurisdiction, in some it's as often as once a day).

    And I'm not blindly repeating urban legends, I have used this in the past the couple times I've been pulled over.

    Also, one thing that I've found scores lots of brownie points is to shut your car off if you get pulled. The officer is far less likely to think you're a threat to run if your car is off (and plus then you're not idling for 3-15 minutes on the side of the road).

  239. skeptical by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    You own a dry cleaning business, you follow all the rules, laws, etc. A female employee gets pregnant. She can't work around the toxic cleaning solutions. Fine. OSHA comes in and orders the business closed until changes are made, fines them, and orders them to pay temporary lost wages.

    If you were following all the "rules, laws etc" they wouldn't have made you close your business because you were, well, following all the "rules, laws etc".

    1. Re:skeptical by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

      that's just it, they were following all the rules. how are they supposed to account for an employee getting pregnant? at the time, they were legit. the problem is that a) a pregnant woman can't be anywhere near the chemicals (funny though, you can abort the baby if she "chooses" yet if she doesn't, it's harmful. like injecting saline solution, slicing, dicing and vacuuming are less dangerous.) b) her job is protected under law. so here you have an interesting legal problem. if she was pregnant, she'd have never been hired. but the company was working under the assumption of situaiton X, and suddenly, through no fault of their own, found themselves in situation Y. see, that's the problem.

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  240. Gear Live is back up by drusoicy · · Score: 1

    The site is back up, and being migrated to stronger servers :)

  241. Re:Still More Ways by chucks86 · · Score: 1

    I've been pulled over twice, once was for "Lane change violations" (the cop suspected I was DUI; he even made me do a field sobriety test) and the other was for expired plates and "rude gestures made at pedestrians (by passengers)"; I also didn't have updated insurance information the second time as well.

    Anywho, both times I shut off my car and did exactly what the officer said and only got one warning (the first time).

    A sidenote: I only had a restricted license the first time I was pulled over, at 3:30am; driving after 8:00pm is illegal with just a restricted license, but the officer wrote my birthdate down as earlier that year (restricted license automatically becomes a full license at 17.)

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  242. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

    Rear end is not your fault (particularly because you can say you thought you say an animal, which would be reason to slam on the breaks)

    Lying about what happened doesn't change who is actually at fault. It just might change whether or not you are found guilty of the crime.

    Slamming on your brakes with the intention of having someone run into you means it's absolutely your fault if the person then actually runs into you. There may be civil laws which say that compensation should be distributed otherwise, but that doesn't change the reality of the situation.

  243. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

    ...if something really bad happens, you might just find yourself charged with murder.

    That seems unlikely assuming you *don't* run, and stick to your story... but of course causing an accident is a very risky thing.

    Depends on how good your story is, whether or not it fits the physical evidence, whether or not there were witnesses who saw otherwise, etc.

    Besides, even if you did manage to get away with murder, you'll probably still feel pretty damn guilty. Yeah, you shouldn't have been tailgated, but recklessly assaulting someone just because you're being tailgated is not the proper response.

  244. I oversimplified by lorcha · · Score: 1
    I live in Virginia, and I was speaking about Virginia law from a practical perspective.

    Max Penalty for DUI (1st offense): $2500, 1 year in jail, and loss of driver's license for 1 year.
    Max Penalty for Refusal (1st offense): 1 year in jail, loss of driver's license for 3 years.

    So as a practical matter (i.e. what is going to happen to you), refusal to take a breath test is more or less equivalent to a DUI conviction. My guess is that this is not accidental.

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    1. Re:I oversimplified by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's pretty much the same in New Jersey I believe. But this is how they get around the presumption of guilt. As for how they get around the self-incrimination issues, I don't know. According to the supreme court, breathalyzer tests don't fall under the fifth amendment at all.

      I guess putting someone in jail for a year for refusing to take a breathalyzer is a miscarriage of justice.

  245. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by brainboyz · · Score: 1

    Depends on where you are, but in most Metro and surrounding areas anything on two wheels is considered a menace to the "cagers." I'm in the LA area and what really annoys them is the fact that we can split lanes so while they're stuck in traffic we're merrily proceeding on our commute. The whole attitude in California generally leads to everything being the fault of the rider regardless of how stupid the other party is. Apparently "I didn't see him" is a good excuse to nearly run someone over. But that's about the worst of it, there are some really fun roads to ride here; espexially if you're into sportbikes.

    If you're in Southern Cali: http://www.socalsportbikes.com/

    If you're in the Bay Area:
    http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/

    Depending on why you're choosing to ride, lots of people are more than happy to help you get started in the right direction. If you join the socal board, post up an into thread and I'll help you out.

  246. GreaseMonkey or Proxy by kentsin · · Score: 0

    I would like to confirm if this guy have GreaseMonkey or any proxy installed.

    Or hacking the browser himself would be safer.

  247. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    In PA the rule is typically that an accident is either charable or it isn't. An accident is not charagable if any of a number of conditions are met, some of which are:

    1. You weren't in the car and it was parked legally.

    2. The other driver was DUI.

    3. You were found by a police officer to be no more than 49% at fault.

    4. Your car has damage only to the rear portion of the vehicle, and the other car has damage primarily to the front portion of the vehicle. (Note they worded it this way to lower insurance company wiggle-room - this is pretty objective.)

    There are a bunch of others as well. A factor that works against most of these is if you were given a ticket as a result of the accident. I forget the exact rules.

    Note that people have accidents as far as insurance is concerned, not cars. So, if you loan your car to a friend who doesn't live with you, and they total it, that doesn't count against you at all, although your friend may be toast with their insurance on their unscratched car.

    This is all quite sensible - it is logical that accident-prone individuals pay higher rates. However, if you are merely unlucky that shouldn't count against you.

  248. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by coopex · · Score: 1

    I think in regards to the govt trying to turn a profit, there's much less incentive for the head of say, NASA, to be efficient, than the head of Boeing.

    And yeah, re: efficiency, for something like health care, I went to the hospital to get some stitches out, they had to put my personal information on about 20 forms, and took my vital for shits and giggles. I can't believe all of that is necessary, but maybe that's what it takes for bureaucracies to get things done, as well as cover their asses.

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  249. try that here in chicago.... by tarpy · · Score: 1

    ...and you're likely to be met with the cop outside the building with their trusty MAG light flashlight saying something along the lines of "hey pal, i gots yer google map right here"

    :-D

  250. The Two R's by Lotharus · · Score: 1

    Sorry if this is redundant. I didn't have time to read all 700+ comments (and I was getting pretty irked by #100).

    Classic liberal vs. conservative [and don't get me started on 'libertarians' -- they're just liberals without the rocks to admit it] argument.

    As it shall soon be needless to say, I tend to lean on the conservative side of the fence. And now on to my point.

    There are two words that start with "R" that apply to being a citizen of the United States of America. The first is one that everyone loves to hear and toss around. It is rights. Everyone has their rights! You can't take away my right to do this! Semantic arguments of rights vs. privileges (N.B.: that is the correct spelling of privilege. Learn to spell before you learn to argue, please) aside. Classic liberal argument, "ooooh, don't step on my rights as a human [expletive] being!"

    The other "R" word, that liberals seem to hate, is responsibilities. To enjoy one's rights as a US Citizen, there are certain responsibilities which one must uphold. If one fails to uphold one's responsibilities in regards to a right, it should be viewed as a voluntary waiving of said right. As it pertains to operating a motor vehicle:

    As an American citizen having satisfied the established requirements of license, I am granted the [right | privilege] of operating a motor vehicle. In exchange for the [right | privilege], I am given the responsibility of operating that motor vehicle in a safe manner, in accordance with the rules and regulations ["laws"] set forth by the governing body (the state in which I operate said motor vehicle). This means, in addition to not running people over, obeying, among other things, posted speed limits. If I repeatedly fail to uphold that responsibility, I waive my [right | privilege] to operate the motor vehicle.

    A foreign immigrant taxi driver said it best:

    Americans are always so quick to remember their rights. So few of them remember their responsibilities .

  251. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope you lose your insurance. You are a prime example of the self-centered "me first" mentality that pervades society. You think you're entitled to everything and don't care about other people's well-being.

    I hope a thousand sea-gulls crap on your car.

    You are a prime example of the self-centered ignorant know-it-all that think's he's entitled to dictate how other people live without regard to their actual safety and well-being.

    1) The safest motorists are those traveling faster than the average rate of traffic.
    2) Only 1.5-2.2% of accidents are caused by speeding.

  252. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by bluGill · · Score: 1

    No, no matter what I do, the person following me must be driving in such a way that they do not rear end me. I might slam on my breaks for no reason, which would be stupid. However I might also slam on my breaks because a deer jumped out in front of me. (this is a common problem where I live) I have seen axle bearings fail suddenly, and the wheels just stop turning, which has the same effect as slamming on the breaks, but the lights don't come on. (though more common is the wheel falls off) Not to mention blowouts, or just plane hitting the wrong pedal (I went for the clutch to shift, forgetting it is an automatic with an oversized break)

    No matter how stupid I am, if you rear end me it is 100% your fault.

  253. It's a little convoluted by lorcha · · Score: 1
    My understanding is that your right not to testify against yourself in a criminal proceeding against you does not give you the right to prevent the police from collecting evidence. Since your blood alcohol content is evidence, they may collect.

    Indeed in some states, the police are permitted by law to physically restrain you and obtain a blood sample by force to be used as evidence against you. In other states (such as VA), we have "implied consent" laws where the police are not permitted to collect a blood sample through the use of force; rather, they make it a crime to refuse to provide evidence of your BAC and that crime carries a similar punishment to a DUI.

    As a practical matter, after you layer on technicality after technicality, we are left with a system that presumes your guilt and it is left up to you to prove your innocence. In most jurisdictions, a police accusation is sufficient evidence to convict, anyhow. The brethalyzer just lends some credibility to the situation.

    Actually, for some interesting reading, you should google for just how wildly inaccurate brethalyzer machines are when used outside of a laboratory environment on people who are not of average size and build. It's amazing we let breath tests administered on the side of some highway on people of all sizes pass as evidence of BAC.

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    1. Re:It's a little convoluted by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that your right not to testify against yourself in a criminal proceeding against you does not give you the right to prevent the police from collecting evidence. Since your blood alcohol content is evidence, they may collect.

      If the police collect force you to give incriminating evidence against your will, that is generally excluded from a criminal case against you. I think the argument is that a breathalyzer is like a DNS test, it's direct evidence and not testimony.

      Indeed in some states, the police are permitted by law to physically restrain you and obtain a blood sample by force to be used as evidence against you.

      I thought that was true in all states, at least, once you are arrested.

      As a practical matter, after you layer on technicality after technicality, we are left with a system that presumes your guilt and it is left up to you to prove your innocence.

      I really don't see how that's the case. A breathalizer isn't a conviction, it's a search and seizure, and the standard of proof is probable cause, not proof beyond a reasonable doubt.

      In most jurisdictions, a police accusation is sufficient evidence to convict, anyhow.

      A jury might decide that a police accusation is proof beyond a reasonable doubt, but that's not the same as saying that you don't have a right to proof beyond a reasonable doubt in a criminal trial. Unless you're talking about civil infractions or jurisdictions outside the United States, I'm not sure what you're talking about.

      Actually, for some interesting reading, you should google for just how wildly inaccurate brethalyzer machines are when used outside of a laboratory environment on people who are not of average size and build. It's amazing we let breath tests administered on the side of some highway on people of all sizes pass as evidence of BAC.

      They might not be perfect, but a breathalyzer test is evidence of BAC. Google around and you'll also find that there have been many people who have failed a breathalyzer test but still been found not guilty of DUI.

  254. This story is horsesh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When there's an argument about whether a street is one-way or two-ways, if you're right, there is absolutely nothing to fear. Any judge would not just believe the officer - he/she has to verify the information is accurate, because it is verifiable information.

    A different story is when you say " the light was green" and the officer says "it was red". There is no way to go back in time to see who's right, so the judge will go with whatever the officer says, but that's not the case with a street - the street was/is/will be there and the judge has the obbligation to verify whether the street is indeed onw-way or two-ways.

    Also, I find it hard to believe a judge will trust information from an unverifiable source like something you bring up in your computer. And the fact that you pulled out your laptop as if you knew you were going to get a wifi connection out of the blue...

    It's a sweet story, I just don't think it happened. Hey maybe it did, I'd just have to see it to believe it, that's all.

  255. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

    No, no matter what I do, the person following me must be driving in such a way that they do not rear end me.

    It seems to me you're arguing that two wrongs make a right. The person following you might very well be breaking the law, but that doesn't give you the right to assault and/or kill him.

    No matter how stupid I am, if you rear end me it is 100% your fault.

    I can think of a lot of situations where that isn't true (what if the person blew a stop sign and pulled out in front of you while you were going 50 mph?). But that's really irrelevant. If two people both engage in negligent behavior which causes an accident, then both people are at fault. If you want to say that both are 100% at fault, fine.

    Anyway, as I've said, in another way, one person's negligence doesn't excuse another person's recklessness.

  256. Re:Hopefully the guy was innocent. by fingerfucker · · Score: 1

    In the end, the judge decided to let her off with a warning because she made him laugh.

    Behold the inspiring display of fairness and underlying principles of how the great American justice system works!

    * spits *

  257. Seperated by a common language by bubbaD · · Score: 1

    in American usage at least, "fine"(verb) can refer to the imposition of payment as well the actual payment. The man got "fined," but did not have to pay the "fine"(noun)" I've watched Red Dwarf smeghead, I wanted to know if You are British, not the definition!