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Voltron Coming To The Big Screen

wo1verin3 writes "Voltron is coming to theatres!. While details are sparse, we do know it will be produced by Mark Gordon ('The Day After Tomorrow'). I'm still waiting for the DVD sets." From the article: "The 'Voltron' animated TV series debuted in 1984, about the same time as Hasbro's Transformers toy line, igniting a morphing robot phenomenon. According to sources, Voltron has generated $750 million in worldwide licensing and nearly $200 million in toys and merchandising since 1984."

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  1. Why wait for the movie? by bigwavejas · · Score: 4, Interesting
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    1. Re:Why wait for the movie? by kick_in_the_eye · · Score: 1

      robot?

      squishy ball?

      robot?

      squishy ball?

    2. Re:Why wait for the movie? by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      That looks nothing like Voltron.

      "We just got served team!" Robot Chicken ftw.

    3. Re:Why wait for the movie? by galaxy300 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it looks a lot more like ED-209.

      Considering the fact that I haven't seen RoboCop in 10 years, and I never liked it much in the first place, it's really sad that I remembered that name.

    4. Re:Why wait for the movie? by eamonman · · Score: 1

      I think if you watch any of the Turner stations, theres a chance you saw a promo for Robocop for TBS or TNT (they showed it a lot 2001-2004 or so).

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    5. Re:Why wait for the movie? by nester · · Score: 1

      it's a mech

  2. CAUTION!!! VOLTRON SPOILERS FOLLOW!!! by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny
    CAUTION!!! VOLTRON SPOILERS FOLLOW!!!

    Voltron cast:

    Keith: Jon Bon Jovi
    Lance: John Cusak
    Princess Allura: Natalie Portman
    Hunk: Brian Thompson
    Pidge: Elijah Wood
    King Zarkon: Anthony Hopkins
    Prince Lotor: Christopher Walken
    Robeast: Rosie O'Donnell

    Read further only if you don't mind knowing how the Voltron movie ends...


    OK...you've been warned...

    "FORM BLAZING SWORD!!!"

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  3. Since 1984? by Sierpinski · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What does 'Since 1984' mean? What was the cutoff date for those stats? Prior to any news of a new movie, have there been any Voltron toys in stores for years? I don't recall seeing any for a long time now.

    1. Re:Since 1984? by YomikoReadman · · Score: 1

      Apparently, your mind is limited to what you see in the US. Just because it's been dead for nigh on 20 years here doesn't mean that's the case in the rest of the world.

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    2. Re:Since 1984? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah? Exactly which are these countries where anyone still cares about Voltron?

    3. Re:Since 1984? by amigabill · · Score: 2, Funny

      For a while they covered up the Voltron name with stickers that said Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. They sold zillions of Voltron toys this way.

    4. Re:Since 1984? by rworne · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, there were the Godaikin "Goraion" (get it? five lions?) available through 1985/1986.

      The original series was called "Hyaku Juu oo Goraion" or "King of 100 beasts Go Lion". It enjoyed a run on Japanese TV from about 1981 to 1982.

      Check google for "golion" and "torrent" to see if the fansubs of the first few episodes are still available.

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    5. Re:Since 1984? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have a voltron robot built in 1998 i bought off ebay- when they came out with the super cheesy CG version on the show

    6. Re:Since 1984? by CDarklock · · Score: 3, Informative

      I bought a five-lions Voltron off the shelf at Toys-R-Us less than five years ago.

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    7. Re:Since 1984? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Voltron was based on two series. The first episodes were pulled from Hyakuj?? Goraion, but the last episodes were pulled from Kik? Kantai Dairag? XV.

    8. Re:Since 1984? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Funny

      My native country of Elbonia! We think it is the coolest new show since 'Different Strokes' (last year).

      So for all you AC's who mock this fine show, I just have this to say: "Watchu talkin' 'bout Willis?"

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    9. Re:Since 1984? by Bellum+Aeternus · · Score: 1

      There's a comicbook store in Richmond, near Oakland, that sells all of those japanimation toys. Voltron is just one of them. Seems to be a booming business among the younger Asian-American kids in the area.

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    10. Re:Since 1984? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember there being a Volton recall in the 80s because the paint or metal used was toxic in a batch of toys. Ah, memories.
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      Problem: Certain paints on the metal parts on both sizes of Voltron Lions contain levels of lead which are higher than that which is allowed by law creating a potential lead paint hazard.

      http://www.idph.state.il.us/childsafety/toys.htm

    11. Re:Since 1984? by Thuktun · · Score: 2, Informative

      Clearly someone hasn't watched Saturday morning TV in a while. A newer CGI version called Voltron: The Third Dimension was on a few years ago. My kids got their introduction to Voltron through that dreadful version.

    12. Re:Since 1984? by amigabill · · Score: 1

      I saw that. Twice. Weird how the root in charge of the government only seems to know how to say "robot lions", every other freakin word out of his speaker was that phrase... Made the original series worthy of high-class awards in comparison.

    13. Re:Since 1984? by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      Not "King of 100 Beasts," just "King of Beasts." Semantic instead of literal translation.

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    14. Re:Since 1984? by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

      Dairuggar rules.

      Golion kicks ass too. It's a lot better than the Voltron version.

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    15. Re:Since 1984? by mink · · Score: 1

      Cool, is there an afganistanimation store near by?

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    16. Re:Since 1984? by Bellum+Aeternus · · Score: 1

      I doubt it. I called it "japanimation" because that's what the signs say. I know it's Anime - but he's Japanese and I'm not, so I'll him name it.

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  4. No comments... by Keamos · · Score: 1

    and the server's already out of bandwidth: www.voltronforce.com Temporarily Unavailable This account has surpassed its bandwidth allocation at the present time. You may reach the account administrator at www@www.voltronforce.com I wonder what it'll be like for that SA the next few days...

    1. Re:No comments... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Quit leaking the script, you bastard!

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  5. Carion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So which Voltron will it be? The one with the cars, or the lions?

    1. Re:Carion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you would actually read what was written you would be able to see it is about the 5 lions and not the 15 piece with an annoying side of Pidge's cousin.

    2. Re:Carion. by bedroll · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Obviously the lions. The car Voltron never really caught on in the US, though I admit that I'm not sure it caught on elsewhere. I vaguely remember the cartoon with the cars. I vividly remember playing with the car Voltron toys, though.

      The lion version was the original. It's what most people will remember. The biggest reason for this movie clearly is the nostalgia, which would be limited to a smaller audience by using the cars.

    3. Re:Carion. by Marc+Desrochers · · Score: 1

      Cars? I recall 2 Voltrons. The first being the 5 lions, the other being a dozen or so space ships, (Which I guess you could see as cars, though I tend to think of cars as being land based) Am I missing one?

    4. Re:Carion. by theLastPossibleName · · Score: 1

      If you use the packaging for the toys as a guide, the lions version was labeled Voltron III while the cars version was Voltron I. There was this weird three robot combining into one freaky looking super robot called Voltron II.

      Am I making this up? I don't think I am. Someone please correct me if I'm wrong.

    5. Re:Carion. by bedroll · · Score: 1
      I looked into this a while back. It's hard to find reliable information on the car Voltron. The Lion Voltron is burned into many a mind, but the car Voltron is much forgotten. If you google for car voltron you'll get a lot of results that discredit it as second rate.

      Anyway.. I would take the dates of the Japanese Anime's as the real deciding factor of which came first: 1981 for Lion Voltron; 1982 for Car Voltron.

      http://www.absoluteanime.com/voltron/
      http://www.absoluteanime.com/voltron/index-v.htm

    6. Re:Carion. by bedroll · · Score: 1
      Check Wikipedia:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voltron

      Vehicle Voltron (Voltron of the Near Universe)
      Later episodes were based on the 1982 series Armored Fleet Dairugger XV ( XV - Kik Kantai Dairag XV), and changed the storyline considerably. In this iteration of Voltron, the Galaxy Alliance's home planets have been overcrowded, and a fleet of Explorers have been sent to look for new planets to colonise. Along the way, they attract the attention of the evil Drule, who proceed to interfere with the explorers and the colonists. Since the Voltron of Planet Arus was too far away to help the explorers, a new Voltron is constructed using three teams (Land, Sea and Air) composed of 5 vehicles each, to battle the Drule threat.
    7. Re:Carion. by theLastPossibleName · · Score: 1

      I always wanted to know how bad of a pilot one would be to get the chest plate plane job for the vehicles team. Your sole purpose is to be a layer between the enemy and a part of the team that really matters.

      I personally favored the lion team because the other show wasn't familiar to me. Plus, when you've got the five lions one and your friend has the 15 vehicles one, guess who will form voltron first?

    8. Re:Carion. by Captain+Fallout · · Score: 1

      No you're not making anything up. One year the Toys R Us in my area screwed a bunch of kids over with that Voltron II bullshit. They stocked Voltron II after III and I ran out at Christmas time. Most parents had no clue to what Voltron was so they saw the name on the box and bought it. I was one of those kids. Three of my friends had that happen to them as well.

      Voltron II had 3 "Gladiator" robots combining into one. Awful toy with no backstory for someone who like both of the other versions.

    9. Re:Carion. by theLastPossibleName · · Score: 1

      I feel your pain. I once asked for one of the starship Lego kits only to get the Build a House lego kit. For some reason, my starships always looked like yellow cubes with windows...complete with couches and curtains.

      But I do believe making lasers out of coat racks and coffee cups made me a more creative person

  6. Nostalgia Nausea by PDXNerd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm waxing nostalgic for the good 'ol days of 1984, when cartoons were Japanese, cheap, and inventive, when toys were mass-marketed towards those clicks that like them..... I was in a click in my elementary school - we were the Voltron Kids. We were enemies with the GI Joe guys, and I eventually became a traitor because I liked Thundercats and became friends with the Thundercats. In reality, I could use less nostalgia and less crap in Hollywood. Transformers, Voltron - what's next, My Little Pony Strikes Back???

    1. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean clique?

    2. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Golias · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just so you know...

      g/click/s//clique/

      After all, knowing is half the battle.

      Go, Joe!

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    3. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by PDXNerd · · Score: 1

      No, I'm using the Freedom definition.. That's... (shudder) FRENCH!!! :-p

    4. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Saige · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's spelled "clique"...

      I'm waiting for the RL Thundercats movie to be made, starring a bunch of unfunny former SNL people, and done as a pathetic farce that nobody wants to see. That's just the sort of thing Hollywood is convinced people want for some reason.

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    5. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      and done as a pathetic farce that nobody wants to see.

      I tend to think that all the guys who've ever seen Thundercats would love to see who plays Cheetara and the form-fitting body suit the actress will have to wear.

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    6. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Funny

      Worse... "My Buddy." (Is the commercial jingle stuck in your mind yet? Bwuhahahahahhah....)

    7. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by NuShrike · · Score: 1

      Click on clique.

    8. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by gsfprez · · Score: 4, Funny

      "My Buddy." (Is the commercial jingle stuck in your mind yet? Bwuhahahahahhah....)

      i FSCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!!

      o/~my buddy an' me like to climb up a tree...

      DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!

      o/~my buddy... my BUDDY... MY BUDDY AND ME!

      AAAAAARGHGGHGHHG

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    9. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by failure-man · · Score: 1

      Gah. Gah! RAAAHH!

      *Dives for volume knob.*

      I hate you and I hope you die.

    10. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I was in a click in my elementary school

      It's spelled 'clique'. Now start paying attention in class or I'll have my mechanical lions go all medieval on your ass.

    11. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by azav · · Score: 1

      Look, it's MUMM-RA!

      Thundercats Ho!

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    12. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by ErikTheRed · · Score: 1
      I tend to think that all the guys who've ever seen Thundercats would love to see who plays Cheetara and the form-fitting body suit the actress will have to wear.
      Nah... two words: body paint.
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    13. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by pizen · · Score: 1

      (Is the commercial jingle stuck in your mind yet? Bwuhahahahahhah....)

      Yes.

      You suck, dude.

    14. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1


      I always found it rude to Cheetara when their theme song declares, "Thundercats are loose!" I'm sure she's sown her wild kitty-cat oats, but she's settled down into the life of a superhero now.

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    15. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm waxing nostalgic for the good 'ol days of 1984, when cartoons were Japanese, cheap, and inventive, when toys were mass-marketed towards those clicks that like them.....

      You're not nostalgic of 1984 japanese cartoons and toys, you're nostalgic of your youth, like everybody else. Because the truth is, 1984 cartoons and associated paraphernalia were truly shite, just as much as today's cartoons and toys.

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    16. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by William-Ely · · Score: 5, Funny
      The release of this movie only furthers my theory that there are no original ideas left in the entertainment industry.

      Lets take bets on what TV franchise from the 80's they will bastardize next. I've got $50 down for He-Man. Paris Hilton can be Skeletor.

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    17. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1; Hot
      -1; Distracting At Work

    18. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by ajlitt · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was originally going to reply with a link to the 80's He-Man movie, then I ran into this . Truly frightening.

    19. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Usaflt2003 · · Score: 1

      Nope, more of a dramatic piece. My Little Pony in the Death of Catherine the Great.

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    20. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Bamafan77 · · Score: 1
      " Worse... "My Buddy." (Is the commercial jingle stuck in your mind yet? Bwuhahahahahhah....)

      Well that's one day shot to hell, productivity-wise. When we have the project post mortem and discuss why the project is late, I'll just hyperlink this post. Thanks.

    21. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My first sexual experience was with Kid Sister.

    22. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't the first one bomb badly enough?

    23. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by heck · · Score: 1
      In reality, I could use less nostalgia and less crap in Hollywood. Transformers, Voltron - what's next, My Little Pony Strikes Back???

      Smurfs



      ObTasteless: What's blue and creamy?

      Hints: Smurfette can't make it. Although as the only female, she must have seen lots of it.

    24. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Joseph+Vigneau · · Score: 1

      Lets take bets on what TV franchise from the 80's they will bastardize next. I've got $50 down for He-Man. Paris Hilton can be Skeletor.

      Way too late, by almost twenty years. That honor went to Frank Langella.

    25. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by William-Ely · · Score: 1

      Sweet! I just won $50 from myself. Now all I need to do is Jedi Mind Trick this guy into casting Paris Hilton as Skeletor and maybe Jessica Alba as Evil-Lyn.

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    26. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by anakin876 · · Score: 1

      The word is CLIQUE! It's french (I believe). Just because people who can not spell start writing it as "click" does NOT make them right. Come on people! Quit spelling things wrong. It only takes a second to look this stuff up on dictionary.com - if we had more people who knew how to spell we'd get fewer kids coming into schools whose parents spelled their names wrong on their birth certificates! I saw tons of that in brazil and I have seen some examples of it here in the US as well. I know a little girl whose name is spelled Mekenzie. Do her parents pronounce it Mee-kenzie? NO - they pronounce it Mackenzie - the way it used to be spelled until people started forgetting how to spell things.

    27. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, that's

      %s/click/clique/g

    28. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by William-Ely · · Score: 1

      Yeah I know, I used to have that movie. I picked He-Man so any new movie based on the He-Man franchise would be a remake of an old movie and an old cartoon. Frank Langella made a bad ass Skeletor.

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    29. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by coldmist · · Score: 1

      Instead of Skeletor, wouldn't she be playing She-Ra?

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    30. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Deagol · · Score: 1

      Cabbage Patch Kids and Mon Chi-Chi, the latter having an infinitely more annoying commercial jingle.

    31. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by William-Ely · · Score: 1

      Nah. I would talk more about popular actresses here but I am afraid this would turn into one of those forums where people try to refute each others flame bait with more flame bait. I reverve that kind of activity for the IMDb forums.

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    32. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by ax2groin · · Score: 1

      Actually, My Little Pony is coming back. They've reworked it a bit, but I saw them pushing it at the San Diego Comic-Con.

      Although, in all honesty, I hated MLP simply because my sister liked it.

      msd

    33. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Ankou · · Score: 1

      Not as bad as the Nintendo cereal commercial:
      "Nintendo it's a cereal now!"
      "Nintendo it's for breakfast WOW!"

    34. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

      You go to hell. You go to hell and you DIE. ;-)

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    35. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by cryptochrome · · Score: 1

      It's not a matter of original ideas; it's downright copying.

      Deep Impact; Armageddon
      A Bug's Life; Antz
      First Daugter; Chasing Liberty
      Tombstone; Wyatt Earp
      Volcano; Dante's Peak
      Finding Nemo; Shark Tale
      Garfield; Scooby Doo

      To say nothing of the endless procession of superhero movies.

      So no we have Voltron and Transformers. Admittedly, Go-Bots would have been a better match. What's Next? Alf versus Small Wonder?

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    36. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by robyannetta · · Score: 1
      I'm waiting for the RL Thundercats movie to be made

      STFU! Don't give Hollywood ideas. Thundercats is one of the last really good cartoons not to be messed with. Oh wait...

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    37. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep no original ideas, thats the way we like it.

      Dispite overwhemliming market pressure from you the movie watchers (as seen in the way you never come to our dumb movies); to come up with thoughtful, intreaging, and inovative scripts, we at the "entertainment industry (you know us being multinational corps and all) have decided that we will not cow tow to the mighty dollar.

      That being said, look forward to more dumb, if not wholly-unoriginal scripts.

      And remeber our corp. motto kids: "Money is bad."

    38. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Drakonblayde · · Score: 1

      My bets are on Visionaries

    39. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by EulerX07 · · Score: 1

      Nah, skeletor will be a coin-toss between Lindsay Lohan and the coked-up Olsen twin (I don't care which one she is).

    40. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Mahou · · Score: 1

      first: he already corrected him

      second: you said "Quit spelling things wrong." which is hilarious because wrong is not an adverb, and since you are telling how things are being spelled you should've used "incorrectly".

      but the rest of your post i agree with, except for bryen because that's just a cool way of spelling it

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    41. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by nintendo_is_a_cereal · · Score: 1

      She's not buff enough to play Skeletor. Maybe you never watched the cartoon but Skeletor was RIPPED.

      http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/he-man/skeletor.j pg
      Only his face was a skull, the rest of him was solid muscle.

    42. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Mahou · · Score: 1

      as donnie darko already explained, smurfs wouldn't have genitalia since they're asexual

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    43. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by PriceIke · · Score: 1

      > Paris Hilton can be Skeletor.

      I think my ex-wife would be much more convincing in the role.

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    44. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by anakin876 · · Score: 1

      first: you are right, I should have mentioned that he already corrected him - I should have attached it to the original comment. second: "Incorrectly" would have been a better choice (a more correct choice). I also could have said "quit spelling things in the wrong way." Unfortunately, I wasn't thinking about it. no further comment on the bryen

    45. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      If you're a guy, you have to hate My Little Pony simply because it's My Little Pony!!! You need to turn in your Macho Club card and go play with Barbie over in the corner.

    46. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by arch-absurd · · Score: 2, Funny
      See what steroids do to people? They screw up your hormones, your tissues, your attitude, everything.

      Skeletor was just your run-of-the-mill bodybuilder. But he wanted more. And as his ambitions grew and festered, so did his muscles, because he had started taking 'roids. But soon, the drugs took over his life, his personality...even his face grew gaunt, frighteningly so. His gym buddies came to fear his skeletal visage and budding megalomania. It seemed that he was not content just to win all of the bodybuilding contests with his 'roid-honed physique, no, he wanted the world.

      He took to playing with swords and necromancy. As the drugs exacted their toll, tearing away the last shreds of Skeletor's humanity (and the remainder of his face,) the transfigured bodybuilder retreated to the dark castle he had bought with the winnings from the Mr. Eternia competition. And there he resides today, conducting his ghastly experiments on the deceased, and plotting against the living, his tragic life a grim object lesson for steroid users everywhere.

    47. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Lets take bets on what TV franchise from the 80's they will bastardize next. I've got $50 down for He-Man.

      Er, there's already a not-so-shabby remake. My middle child got hooked on that briefly and owns action figures from it.

    48. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean clique, not click.

    49. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      It's not a matter of original ideas; it's downright copying.

      Yup. The Abyss, Leviathan, and Deep Star Six all came out within months of each other (IIRC). Someone came up with a "people encounter scary situations at the bottom of the sea" idea and the others rushed to market with a copycat.

      They do this all the time, and once you're watching for it, it becomes obvious.

      At the moment, the success of Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings are cranking out all sorts of new and classic books with popular followings as movies. A Series of Unfortunate Events was probably due to that and the Narnia series is next.

    50. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by GreyDuck · · Score: 1
      The release of this movie only furthers my theory that there are no original ideas left in the entertainment industry.

      Submitted as additional proof (like more is needed? perhaps not.): The Island, which is apparently a remake of Parts: The Clonus Horror, which is itself a movie bad enough to have been riffed by the MST3K crew.

      What's next? Tim Burton's "Manos: Hands of Fate"? (Note to Johnny Depp: Don't do it!)

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    51. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      >>Lets take bets on what TV franchise from the 80's they will bastardize next. I've got $50 down for He-Man.

      I wouldn't be suprised if they dug up The Smurfs at some point. God help us all.

      wbs.

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    52. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by OzRoy · · Score: 1

      Did you see who was directing it? John Woo.

      There will be one guaranteed scene with a slow motion dove flying across the screen.

      If we are lucky the scene will end with Battle Cat pouncing on top of it and eating the bird.

    53. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the spirit of your "cool way of spelling brian," submit to you Qutvxndll to spell the name "Matthew." To further the confusion, You should pronounce only the abbreviation, "Matt" and claim it is an ethnic spelling and trail off before ever actually saying what ethnicity it is specifically. Though people might look at you funny when the maitre'd tries to pronounce it at restaurants...

    54. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Peale · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows that Maria Schriver is Skeletor's alter-ego.

    55. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by LinuxHam · · Score: 1

      Tim Burton's "Manos: Hands of Fate"?

      Hmmm... new po-ta-to!

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    56. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Mrs. Reagan, is that you?

    57. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by MayorDefacto · · Score: 1
      Oh yeah, well suck on this:

      It's the Legend of Zelda and it's really rad,

      Those creatures from Gannon are pretty bad,

      Octoroks, Tektites, and Leevers too,

      But with your help, our hero pulls through...

      Wikki wikki wik!!!

    58. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      clicks that like them ... I was in a click...

      Huh? Oh, no, you frigging illiterate. It's spelled "clique", and it's pronounced "cleek". If you don't like that, use another word that you know how to bloody spell and pronounce.

    59. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by mink · · Score: 1

      What about Pirates of Darkwater, Bucky O'hare, Defenders of Dynotron City, and more recently Eeek the cat, Earthworm Jim, and Freakazoid.

      --
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    60. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by mink · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it lets me refer to the film Iron Monkey in an amusing way.

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      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
    61. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by Genom · · Score: 1

      The Smurfs - a Tim Burton film

    62. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by mink · · Score: 1

      actually most of the toys were made with a better quality. Less cheap plastic crap that broke imediately.

      Of corse Tonka was neigh invulnrable. They just got old, slightly dented, and scratched. They end up looking more like the real trucks there were modeled after.

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      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
    63. Re:Nostalgia Nausea by mink · · Score: 1

      Reverve? Is that some kind of anti-drug?

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  7. Sweet by Nytewynd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In addition to this awesome news, they mention that a transformers movie is coming also. Please let them not mess up these movies. These have the potential to be the coolest movies of all time, as long as they don't turn them into a "Look what we can do with CGI" showcase. Even that would be moderately cool, but with a good plot these would excite me.

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    1. Re:Sweet by PDXNerd · · Score: 1

      Exciting, yay! Do you know what else I find exciting? A Naked Woman In My Bed Covered In Oil..

      Now THAT'S a dream i wish I hadn't woken up from..!!

    2. Re:Sweet by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 2

      You haven't seen the recent Transformers TV series, have you? Messing up is assured.

      Beast Wars was good, better than the orginal series. The orginal series... Is not as good as you remember. The other recent TV series (what's the plural for series?) are utter crap.

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    3. Re:Sweet by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      That's 'cause BW was done by Canucks (like the originals), while the rest were done by Japanese studios. They drew on their backgrounds. The Canadian show was basically "Reboot with Transformers" while the Japanese show was "Pokemon with Transformers". Logically, the former is better, not to mention more stylistically consistent with the original, American show.

    4. Re:Sweet by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      I think one of the coolest moments in all of Beast Wars was when one of the two moons exploded, leaving some very *familiar* looking scarring across the face of the other moon.

      Plural of series... serii, possibly?

    5. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Plural of series... serii, possibly?

      No. Idiot.

    6. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Look what we can do with CGI" showcase

      Form CGI Blazin' Sword.
      (foe falls to the epileptic blinkin' lights attack)
      The winner... It's you!

    7. Re:Sweet by Tekgno · · Score: 1

      I saw "The Life Aquatic" the other day, not exactly what I would call a good movie, but the use of CGI was excellent.

      Instead of using it everywhere they could, it was only used when needed and if you didn't know any better, you wouldn't notice it at all. If sure people like my mother would be amazed by it and think it was real :P

  8. Continuation or "re-visiting" by JLEGERE · · Score: 1

    Seems to me there were at least two separate Voltrons (my local affiliate would never bother to order them or show any consistency whatsoever).

    I wonder if this new one will adopt either one of the universes or strike out on it's own.... if Voltron somehow ends up fighting Iraqi Robeasts, though... I'm outta here.

    1. Re:Continuation or "re-visiting" by Ingolfke · · Score: 4, Funny

      if Voltron somehow ends up fighting Iraqi Robeasts, though...

      You're in luck. In this new, updated Voltron, there is no fighting. All of the issues are worked out through peaceful diplomatic negotiations. Intelligence is perfect. Politicians seek the best for all people, the media is educated, fully informed, interested in presenting the truth, and restrains from oversentationalizing everything. Wealthy corporations pay workers to stay home and protect the environment and everyone recycles, writes Open Source Software, and whistles while they work.

    2. Re:Continuation or "re-visiting" by Drey · · Score: 1

      There were at least two, they were in the same universe as I recall and I think there was even one big episode that had them both in it.

      The one folks seem to remember the best was the lion voltron with 5 mecha. The other one had, I believe, 15 separate vehicles -- land, air, and water -- and each team of vehicles could link up into one mega-vehicle, in addition to forming the giant robot.

    3. Re:Continuation or "re-visiting" by CDarklock · · Score: 1

      The fifteen-vehicles Voltron rocked.

      The five lions Voltron was stupid.

      Opinions vary, of course, but I have NEVER known anyone who watched both and preferred the five-lions version. The fifteen-vehicles Voltron series was simply better written and more interesting.

      In the line of toys sold here in America in the late eighties, the fifteen-vehicles Voltron was called "Voltron I" and the five-lions Voltron was called "Voltron III". Another toy dubbed "Voltron II" was apparently three humanoid robots that stacked up into a mechanised version of the Hindu goddess Kali; I never saw that one in a show anywhere, and it looked even dumber than the five-lions Voltron.

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    4. Re:Continuation or "re-visiting" by Hoarke42 · · Score: 1

      I never could get into the 15-vehicle one because 5 lions is so cool.

    5. Re:Continuation or "re-visiting" by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Well, you haven't met me. I liked the lions Voltron much more.

      I found a knock-off recast of the fifteen vehicle Voltron on the shelf at Toys R Us for $15 a couple years ago. The plastics are total crap, but it assembles nicely and cost $15, which is good enough for me.

      I've also got the die cast five lions Voltron reissue from a few years ago. Love that toy. When I was a kid, my folks bought me the plastic lions with the pull-back motors in their bellies. I was so proud of myself when I found where they'd hidden it before Christmas, and actually managed to get it out of the box and play with it without getting caught.

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    6. Re:Continuation or "re-visiting" by Drey · · Score: 1

      I preferred the vehicles but the lions were OK *until* they had the Princess take over piloting one of them. Well, the space mice were stupid too, especially dancing the can-can. I've never been able to find the toy of vehicle Voltron, however, which gives lion Voltron a slight advantage.

      I'm assuming the movie, however, is going to "FORM BLAZING SUCK!", both in terms of toy merchandise and the movie itself.

    7. Re:Continuation or "re-visiting" by Stauf · · Score: 1

      You're in luck. In this new, updated Voltron, there is no fighting. All of the issues are worked out through peaceful diplomatic negotiations. Intelligence is perfect. Politicians seek the best for all people, the media is educated, fully informed, interested in presenting the truth, and restrains from oversentationalizing everything. Wealthy corporations pay workers to stay home and protect the environment and everyone recycles, writes Open Source Software, and whistles while they work.

      And then Volton comes along and FORMS FLAMING DEATH all over your communist utopia. Damned commies.

    8. Re:Continuation or "re-visiting" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You haven't looked to hard. Try eBay

  9. Re:CAUTION!!! VOLTRON SPOILERS FOLLOW!!! by Simozene · · Score: 1

    Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa....

    I just can't stop laughing at your post... and I'm at work too. XD

    "and I'll form the head!"

  10. Since 1984 by dstewart · · Score: 4, Funny

    My mother still has a picture of me on my first day of grade school... with my brand new Voltron backpack.

    Fressssh!

    --
    Not every argument requires reduction to absurdity.
    1. Re:Since 1984 by The+Original+Yama · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah? Well I still have my Voltron bedsheets. I still use them from time to time for nostalgia's sake. /me hangs head in shame

  11. What the hell is a Voltron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really don't know...

    1. Re:What the hell is a Voltron? by jdgreen7 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Is it really that hard to look it up?

    2. Re:What the hell is a Voltron? by 2008 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes.

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      I quit!
    3. Re:What the hell is a Voltron? by doughrama · · Score: 1

      There were 2 different Voltron's, the first (lions) and the second (spaceships.)

      Basically think an animated version of Power Rangers. (well before the time of the power rangers.)

      5 people have robot lions, they use them like cars/tanks... When the fighting against the main baddie of the week get tough, the 5 lions "transform" into a huge humanoid robot. 4 lions make the arms and legs and teh leader lion makes the torso and head.

    4. Re:What the hell is a Voltron? by Shalda · · Score: 1

      You're 15, right? I can only assume that you weren't alive (or at least watching cartoons) in 1984. (or were unfortunate enough to live in a market that didn't get Voltron.)

  12. Volton by justforaday · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I love it when the first word the submitter types is a typo...

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  13. Which Voltron is it? by ZipR · · Score: 1

    Is it the Voltron that is made up of different colored lions, or is it the one made up of a bunch of different automobiles?

    There is a difference. I think...

    1. Re:Which Voltron is it? by ElGuapoGolf · · Score: 1


      I believe there were 3 different Voltrons, but only 2 made it to the states (I'm sure someone will correct me). The Lion Voltron was the only one to have a 2nd season, which I heard was produced in the US and this would make sense since the quality didn't seem to be as high.

      I personally preferred the vehicle Voltron. The storylines seemed much more complex, even at 12 years old. :)

    2. Re:Which Voltron is it? by CoyoteGuy · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes there were two types..

      One ran on AC..

      The other on DC..

      *ducks*

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    3. Re:Which Voltron is it? by Nytewynd · · Score: 2, Informative

      The article mentions 5 maverick pilots, so that is the lions I assume. I only remember lions and one that was made up of a bunch of spaceships.

      The lions could be a way better movie. Since each lion is in a remote location, they could have the characters finding each lion and learning how to use them.

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      /. ++
    4. Re:Which Voltron is it? by Azreal · · Score: 0

      Kind of. There essentially was only one voltron but two series. The first series was supposed to be the one with the space vessels and this was supposed to be voltron with the galaxy alliance. Voltron was then split and hidden on a planet far away. Five members from the galaxy alliance were sent out to find and bring back voltron: Pidge, Sven, Lance, Hunk and Keith. If I remember correctly, the original voltron with the cars wasn't aired in the US in the order it was supposed to with no thought given to continuity and also didn't last very long.

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    5. Re:Which Voltron is it? by DjReagan · · Score: 1

      The article says that the giant robot is made from 5 smaller robots.. so that would be the Lion series, at a guess.. I think there were about 15 vehicles that made the vehicle voltron.

      --
      "When I grow up, I want to be a weirdo"
    6. Re:Which Voltron is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There were three toy sets.

      1. The ultra cool lion set
      2. The sorta cool vehicle set.
      3. The not cool at all robot set where three robots stacked on top of each other to form a six armed voltron.

      There were also several knock offs, including those created in the transformer line (ie constructacons that formed brutacus, the stuntbots (the evil autobots), and a couple of others) (I know, I know the spelling is off)

    7. Re:Which Voltron is it? by boy_afraid · · Score: 0

      It would have been better to have both Voltron groups meetup.
      Form legs!

      Form arms!
      And, I'll form the HEAD!

      ROARRRRRR!!


      I've been dreaming for yyeeeeaaaaarrrss for a ROBOTECH movie!!!

    8. Re:Which Voltron is it? by badnews_bear · · Score: 1

      As long as someone can wrench it free from the hands of Harmony Gold and Carl Macek. I remember waiting for Robotech II: The Sentinels and when it finally came out... it was terrible. I would enjoy a movie version as long as it stayed true to the original Macross.

    9. Re:Which Voltron is it? by mrbooze · · Score: 1

      The press release mentions planet Aris, that's the planet the Lion voltrons were on.

    10. Re:Which Voltron is it? by cooperaaaron · · Score: 1

      Yes, do Robotech !!! That kicked the crap out of anything during the day, IMHO....

    11. Re:Which Voltron is it? by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Well, there was an animated Macross movie called SDF-1 Macross: Do you Remember Love? Basically a condensation of the Macross series into a single movie (not clips from the series, but original animation). It wasn't bad. Honestly I do prefer the English version for much of Macross, though I will admit that Minmei's voice is better in Japanese, not to mention her singing.

    12. Re:Which Voltron is it? by mink · · Score: 1

      Did protoculture being an energy source make robotech better or worse? How did you handle D.Y.R.L. using it in the original sense?
      Frankly it made more sense to me in it's original state and having the Pods/Veritechs powered by traditional reactors.

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  14. CG or not? by grungebox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's a legitimate question, since there was that Voltron CG series in the late 90's that, honestly, I thought had much much better storylines than the original series. Granted, the CG made Voltron look like a toy and not a force to be reckoned with.

    1. Re:CG or not? by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Well, unfortunately, due to motion capture abuse, that CG show also made the entire cast look like plastic action figures. As an aging nerd, I gave it 5 minutes before deciding that it was as completely unwatchable as the original would be right now.

  15. No by Golias · · Score: 1

    "Volton is coming to theatres!.

    Great news...

    we do know it will be produced by Mark Gordon ('The Day After Tomorrow').

    Followed almost immediately by crappy news.

    Oh well.

    "Serenity" now!!!

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    1. Re:No by Jarlsberg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well put. I can't believe how incredibly crappy Day After Tomorrow was. It was without a doubt the biggest turkey of 2004.

    2. Re:No by Zediker · · Score: 0

      people actually thought Day after tomorrow would be good? holy cow! I knew it would suck as soon as i saw the trailer. One of these days I need to come up with a formula to judge a movie accuratly via its trailer, because about 90% of the time i can tell if a movie will be bad or good based on its trailer alone.

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    3. Re:No by Nytewynd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only thing about that movie that got people to watch was the coolness factor of seeing real life cities devastated by weather effects.

      The plot was about the cheesiest thing of all time. The plot was exactly the same as any of the disaster films. Every single movie about a disaster revolves around a separated family trying to get back together after an earthquake/blizzard/flood/tornado/volcano/nuclear bomb. The only variable is how the city gets ruined.

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    4. Re:No by Jarlsberg · · Score: 1

      So true, unfortunately. Every disaster movie the last few years has followed this formula (that one about the hurricane (I think the name was Twister), that one about the volcano with james bond in the lead, Independence Day... This is also why I don't think I'll bother with the new War of the Worlds movie (that, and Tom Cruise).

    5. Re:No by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      First, I'm not sure how a Voltron movie is great news. Voltron is one of those shows that we all watched as a kid that was.. certainly not great, and it's hard to even classify it as good, but we loved the concept so much back then that we now give it more credit than it was due through the rose-colored glasses of nostalgia. I loved Voltron has a kid. Then I rented a tape of it in college.. what terrible writing that show had. An unbelievable premise. It's hard to imagine how the concept could even be executed well as a major motion picture. It could be the Citizen Kane of "small ships that form a huge robot" movies, but it would still be a "small ships that form a huge robot" movie, an idea that really only works in animation.. or crappy Saturday morning Power Rangers shows.

      we do know it will be produced by Mark Gordon ('The Day After Tomorrow').

      Followed almost immediately by crappy news.

      Oh, better than that, he was an executive producer of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen! However, he was also a producer for Speed and Saving Private Ryan, two movies I think are pretty good. The difference was Saving Private Ryan was directed by Steven Speilburg, while the Day After Tomorrow was directed by Stargate/Independance Day/Godzilla director Roland Emmerich, not known for his skills in demanding good plots or likable characters. So I won't worry much until a director has been announced.

    6. Re:No by Golias · · Score: 1

      Actually, I watched it in High School, and the crappiness of it was a big part of the appeal to me. It somehow managed to be a more-repetitive version of "Battle of the Planets" (an English-language mangling of "Gatchaman" which I loved as a kid.)

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  16. Voltron Preference by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 0, Redundant
    So is this based off the series with the Lions (which was cool) or with the different cars, boats, and aircraft (which sucked)?

    Disclaimer: all opinions about coolness or suckage based on 2 decade old memories. YMMV.

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  17. Why not make a Voltron Movie? by kob43 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sure, ruin Star Wars, Dukes of Hazzard, Transformers, and millions of other memories from my childhood days. Why not ruin Voltron.

    While you're at it, go back in time and kick my dog, slash my bike tires, and burn down my fort.

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    1. Re:Why not make a Voltron Movie? by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

      done...done..and done

      while we're at it, do you want us to slaughter your parents in order to spare you your miserable existence in this world?

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    2. Re:Why not make a Voltron Movie? by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "While you're at it, go back in time and kick my dog, slash my bike tires, and burn down my fort."

      Being a little dramatic over a movie we don't actually have to go see, aren't we? I wonder how many knee-related forehead injuries this story caused.

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    3. Re:Why not make a Voltron Movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      While you're at it, go back in time and kick my dog, slash my bike tires, and burn down my fort.


      Done.

    4. Re:Why not make a Voltron Movie? by The+Queen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are kids today even allowed to have bikes and forts? Do they play outside or just watch crappy remakes all day?

      I took my Transformers, Barbies, He-man and Star Wars toys outside and buried them in my sandbox, and the neighbor's kid had his GI Joes do a rescue mission. Kids today have playdates and cellphones. Bah.

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    5. Re:Why not make a Voltron Movie? by ciroknight · · Score: 1

      And we wonder why country music is so prominant in the South... the sad poor folks have nothing better to do than watch TV all the time, and get depressed and write songs about how the new movies are suckier than the old ones!!!!

      (I apologize to country music fans..)

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    6. Re:Why not make a Voltron Movie? by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 1
      Wow, modded insightfull and lots of people saying you are a trol. That was the best laugh I have had on slashdot all day.

      'burn down my fort'

      You made me smile today.

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    7. Re:Why not make a Voltron Movie? by MustardMan · · Score: 1

      In all fairness, dukes of hazzard sucked.

      That being said, they would be hard pressed to find worse actors to play the characters. Sean william scott and fucking johnny knoxville? I remember when I was a kid, my sister and her friends would drool all over bo and luke, they were supposed to be heart-throbs. Instead, we get stifler and a guy who got famous for stapling his scrotum to his leg. And jessica simpson as daisy duke? That airhead couldn't hold a CANDLE to that sly little fox with the cutoff shorts. The worst bit, however, is casting burt reynolds as boss hogg. WTF? He's supposed to be fucking FAT. That's like the whole basis for his character... he's a fat rich slob. Gah this movie pisses me off, and I don't even LIKE the original.

    8. Re:Why not make a Voltron Movie? by Deanalator · · Score: 1

      Sure, ruin Star Wars, Dukes of Hazzard, Transformers, and millions of other memories from my childhood days. Why not ruin Voltron.

      The worst is yet to come :-)

      I really dont think they are going to stop. It seems like they have to run out of classics eventually, but there are still many, many more childhood memories for them to ruin.

    9. Re:Why not make a Voltron Movie? by Deagol · · Score: 1

      No shit. I took my wife to see War of the Worlds (blah!), and yet another childhood favorite was trashed during the previews: The Bad News Bears. They didn't even use the same theme music! For shame.

    10. Re:Why not make a Voltron Movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      go back in time and kick my dog,

      Kerpal? Is that you?
      DUDE! my daughter did no such thing! Get over it already.

    11. Re:Why not make a Voltron Movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is GW making his acting debut?

      yes, i am a coward for not logging in...

    12. Re:Why not make a Voltron Movie? by Persol · · Score: 1

      Why would they remake a gay porn flick?

  18. Hah! by keyne9 · · Score: 1

    Form BLAZING SWORD!!

    This'll be hilarious, regardless of whether or not it is good on merit.

  19. It goes something like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. I'll form the head!
    2. Form blazing sword!
    3. ???
    4. Profit!

    1. Re:It goes something like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and in the hentai version, the Princess would give the head....or was that Pidge?

  20. Volton? by np_bernstein · · Score: 1

    Who the heck is Volton?

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    1. Re:Volton? by jhutch2000 · · Score: 1

      VOLTRON

      With an R

      Uncultured swine.

    2. Re:Volton? by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      How the fuck old are you? 14?

    3. Re:Volton? by Experiment+626 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Q: Who the heck is Volton?

      A: "From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of the universe, comes a legend; the legend of Voltron, Defender of the Universe, a mighty robot, loved by good, feared by evil. As Voltron's legend grew, peace settled across the galaxy. On Planet Earth, a Galaxy Alliance was formed. Together with the good planets of the solar system, they maintained peace throughout the universe, until a new horrible menace threatened the galaxy. Voltron was needed once more. This is the story of the super force of space explorers, specially trained and sent by the Alliance to bring back Voltron, Defender of the Universe!" (from the Voltron opening narriation)

  21. Re:Didn't this... by grungebox · · Score: 2, Funny

    No. That's like saying why should they make a new Transformers movie when they already made "GoBots meet the Rock Lords."

  22. 20 year cycles.......... by ARRRLovin · · Score: 1

    Here we are now, popped collars on the polo shirts, pastels, etc. Now Voltron and Transformers. When old is new again.

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    1. Re:20 year cycles.......... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Sounds like something on HomestarRunner.com on the games screen(I think it comes up when you mouse over the plane for "Old Games"): "So old that they're new! Maybe you forgot!"

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  23. Surprisingly... by realinvalidname · · Score: 1

    Fark didn't lead their write of this with Proving Hollywood has run out of ideas...

    Pity. Because it's true.

    So what's the next crappy 80's cartoon that must be re-created with crappy CGI? God forbid we could have an original idea for a movie when it's easier to license something as a pre-sold commodity.

    -Chris (realinvalidname)

    1. Re:Surprisingly... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Los Angeles, California - Dreamworks has announced that it will be bringing Teddy Ruxpin to the big screen. The script is being written by Charlie Kaufman, and Al Pacino has already signed up to voice the kindly teddy bear. A director has yet to be lined up, but word has it that Quinton Tarantino is interested. "We're making a few modifications to bring Teddy Ruxpin in line with the times." a spokesperson for Dreamworks entertainment said. "Still we hope to have a family oriented movie with a minimum of bloodshed, and a good strong moral message that is associated with the cartoon." Eminem has announced his interest in singing the theme song.

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    2. Re:Surprisingly... by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      So what's the next crappy 80's cartoon that must be re-created with crappy CGI?

      The Smurfs!

      Smurfing in 2008 at a smurfplex near you!

  24. Live action He-Man and Thundercats... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    will be released directly to DVD as gay porn. Come on folks, all of these shows are blatently homo-erotic.

  25. Re:CAUTION!!! VOLTRON SPOILERS FOLLOW!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent -1 "dick"

    (works on a couple levels there folks)

  26. Boy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you are the KING of gay posts today.....

    Have you ever tried anulsecks?????

    1. Re:Boy.... by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 1

      Once, but then my spell checker caught it.

  27. Robotech was first by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    Robotech, or Macross if you will, made the whole transforming robots thing a hit. In fact, the Jetfire toy was a rip-off of a Robotech/Macross veritech fighter.

    Regardless, this is just another in a long line of the lasted Hollywood crazy; remember-when-you-were-a-kid nostalgia remakes aimed more at the parents.

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    1. Re:Robotech was first by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

      actually Gundam was first, just didnt get hung up on the transforming thing, only a few of the Mechs could even do it and at least half of those where destroyed before the end of the show.

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    2. Re:Robotech was first by dlZ · · Score: 1

      I used to have a veritech fighter toy, I loved that thing. It was pretty big, almost large enough to fit a GI Joe in the cockpit. It used to blow the crap out of all my other toys. All those poor GI Joes and Hot Wheels never stood a chance.

      That and a big Battletech toy had to be about my favorites. I still have the Battletech in a box somewhere.

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    3. Re:Robotech was first by dlZ · · Score: 1

      Was curious and found out which mech is what. It's a Hellbringer. I should go home tonight and dig it out.

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    4. Re:Robotech was first by tuffy · · Score: 1
      actually Gundam was first, just didnt get hung up on the transforming thing
      Actually, Getter Robo started the whole "giant robot made up of smaller things" idea - along with the whole team piloting concept. Gundam borrowed the idea somewhat with its core fighters, but the shows ignore those for the most part.
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    5. Re:Robotech was first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's wasn't a rip-off. It was cross-licensed.

    6. Re:Robotech was first by mink · · Score: 1

      Thats because core fighters had no armor or shielding. There were escape pods at best.

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  28. Quick intro to Voltron by infonography · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am such a karma whore but here you go just tell them you got served

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    1. Re:Quick intro to Voltron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Work it out on the pole.

    2. Re:Quick intro to Voltron by MayorDefacto · · Score: 1

      Daaaaaaaamn!

  29. Too bad.... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 5, Funny


    ... Voltron got served on the dance floor! [Hilarious WMA mini-movie].

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    1. Re:Too bad.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Ah yes, a visit from my old nemesis, the Robot Chicken...

    2. Re:Too bad.... by KingVance · · Score: 1

      That one isnt as bad as when they made Optimus Prime have prostate cancer. I felt so violated.

    3. Re:Too bad.... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      OMFG, I nearly ruptured my colon from laughing so hard... Best. Robot. Chicken. Eva!

    4. Re:Too bad.... by KingVance · · Score: 1

      I was in tears personally.

    5. Re:Too bad.... by Stauf · · Score: 1

      Dammit. For those of us who don't have a windows media player plugin in our browser/OS of choice - http://x102.putfile.com/videos/d5-9000183365.wmv is the direct link to the movie.

  30. What about the "other" Voltron? by mac666er · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but I liked the "vehicles" based Voltron much better. Somehow the one based on tiger-like vehicles didn't appeal to me.

    The main reason is I liked the robots with much more details, like the transformers.

    It is nice to see that 20 years later, people are pursuing new ways to tell those stories that defined our childhood. But, I am skeptical as to how it will be presented in the screen, because I know I will NOT like somebody in a giant suit (a la Ultraman or power rangers) and I believe that other than original cel animation it will be very hard to translate to the silver screen.

    The more detailed and anime-like, the more difficult to translate... I wonder if I'll like the EVAs, Transformers, and even if they attempted to, Robotech or other anime that it is in my "must own" list.

    I am a comics fan, and a hard core X-men at that, and I know I didn't like the live action most of the Marvel incarnations, except for Daredevil and maybe the first Spdierman. And I think those were "easier" to translate...

    1. Re:What about the "other" Voltron? by pizen · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I liked the "vehicles" based Voltron much better. Somehow the one based on tiger-like vehicles didn't appeal to me

      The main reason is I liked the robots with much more details, like the transformers.


      Are we talking about the same Transformers? Do you mean animation details? Because the animation was in the same style (you mention EVA so I think you might be talking about a later version of Transformers in which case it's unfair to compare animation quality to that of Voltron). At least the Voltron Lions (I don't remember the cars version) had some idea of scale. The lions were huge and when they formed Voltron it was bigger than the single lions. You could tell by the relative size to the monster sent to destroy them. Transformers, however, didn't bother with trivial things like "where does Prime's trailer go when he transforms?" and "why does Megatron shrink so much when he becomes a gun?".

    2. Re:What about the "other" Voltron? by iShaman · · Score: 1

      I'll this time I've wondered if Slashdot was "my people." Now, with so many posts saying they liked the vehicle Voltron better than Lion Voltron I have the answer...

      SLASHDOT **IS** MY PEOPLE! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

      In other news, I think I just took the wrong medication...

    3. Re:What about the "other" Voltron? by mac666er · · Score: 1

      I meant details the in the robots themselves. The first Transformers series had every-day objects "transformed" into robots. (OK I know it is the other way around in the series, but I am thinking from a point of view of a designer trying to come up with this). And yes it was funny to see Megatron change size and Optimus Prime's trailer just disappear...and don't get me started with the guy who transformed into a rocket... he had a whole launching platform disappear =P

      I don't complain about the animation, which was decent for its time. Rather, I am talking about more the details in the design / story. This is why liked the vehicles Voltron so much, being able to form teams, every episode was a problem of coordination from 100 pilots that could change configurations according to the problem. The adaptation-to-terrain concept was neat

      Transformers had enough variety of robots to keep me interested, planes, cars, trucks, guns... take your pick. Whereas the Voltron being talked about here had "only" 5 mechanized lions and a princess to defend... it just didn't grab my attention.

      However I did like the fact that both pilots in the right shoulder of each Voltron were brothers and made reference to one another from time to time =D

      I just mentioned the EVAs because we will be seeing a Hollywood version sometime in the future.. and being a fan from the series... there was a time (maybe 10 years ago) when I would have paid anything to see a computer generated version of all these series that I like. But as I already mentioned, some efforts have disappointed me, namely the X-men and the Fantastic Four movies... among others. Don't get me wrong I like them, but there is so much more potential in them... that I think they will not be able to "translate" it well to the big screen =(

    4. Re:What about the "other" Voltron? by Nytewynd · · Score: 1

      That always bothered me. All of a sudded Starscream could hold Megatron as a gun. Or Soundwave could turn into a tape recorder and sit unnoticed on an autobots desk while recording their secret plans.

      Some of the transformations were totally off too. Look at the comparison of some of the toys vs. what they looked like in the cartoon. In some cases, they aren't even close because the cartoon totally changed the shape or size of parts during the transformation. The toys couldn't magically make half of the car disappear. Ironsides is a good example. I was pissed about his toy. His fucking head was a smiley sticker on the seat behind the windshield. WTF?!

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    5. Re:What about the "other" Voltron? by pizen · · Score: 1

      I just don't remember the vehicle Voltron. I guess I never watched it. Having watched (lion) Voltron as an adult I do realize that they used a basic formula for each episode but my childhood nostalgia kicks in and I stop caring about that. I was also a huge fan of Transformers (and MASK...which I think could make a cool movie). I just think that when the lions changed into Voltron it made more sense than a lot of the Transformers transformations. I refuse to choose between Tranformers, Voltron, MASK, and Thundercats because they're all equal in my inner-child's eyes.

      I am a little worried about Hollywood doing justice to Evangelion. They'll have to leave out all the deep meaning of the series which will just leave a 2 hour battle of robots and angels without any of the substance that made EVA especially interesting to me.

    6. Re:What about the "other" Voltron? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Next it'll be Tranzor-Z and Aphrodite, although something tells me the PC assholes in Hollywood will remove her breastmissiles.

    7. Re:What about the "other" Voltron? by mink · · Score: 1

      What could possibly be wrong with nuclear breast missiles?

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  31. Great, so if Voltron drops below sixty MPH... by petes97 · · Score: 1

    the whole world is destroyed? Please, no Keanu Reeves!!!

  32. Wow, brings back memories by ChrisF79 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I still remember wanting a Voltron so bad before Christmas that one year. And luckily I was in Sunday School at that time so my prayer skills were sharp and I put them to good use.

    Needless to say, God told my parents to buy that thing.

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  33. Re:CAUTION!!! VOLTRON SPOILERS FOLLOW!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why didnt they just turn into voltron and "form blazing sword" right away instead of getting beat up for 15 minutes first?

  34. first bloody cartoon by beowulfy · · Score: 1

    I must've been about 5 years old or so when I first started watching Voltron on TV. I remember it because it was the first cartoon I ever saw that actually featured bloody battle action, and I think it really scared me at first. Later of course, I thought it was really cool.

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  35. Excellent.... by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1, Interesting


    from the sounds of it, this will be the *Lionbot* Voltron. I can recall with envy some of the kids that had the Japanese import *Lionbot* that featured all of the shooting missiles that the American distributor (using the *Voltron* brand) was afraid to market.

    The *Lionbot* is the only version of *Voltron* that the general public remembers/cares for. There were two other versions remarketed in the States under the *Voltron* name (the car/plane one and the other version with the three robots that made a six arm combo), but in comparison, they were obscure.

    *Lionbot* *Voltron* was iconic. Its hard to forget a giant robot made up of five other lion-esque robots brandishing a giant sword that chops up all the other robot villains.

    Perhaps Disney might seek out the motion picture license for *TranZor-Z* (aka Mazinger Z). That show was funny and also had a following (not as big as *Voltron,* but bigger than the *Gobots* even with the *Gobots* junk toys) back in the 80s here in the States.

    Granted, a live action *Cowboy Bebop* would be sweet, even if Joss Whedon already pillaged that property (and *Blake's 7*) to create *Firefly.*

    Pillage...oh wait, I should have stated "homage."
    Tee hee... :) I won't even mention the "homages" to *Doctor Who* that were present in his *Buffy* over the years... :0

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    1. Re:Excellent.... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Funny

      *Did* *they* *have* *a* *sale* *at* *the* ***asterisk*** *store* *today?*

    2. Re:Excellent.... by zoso21 · · Score: 1

      Didn't Transor Z have the Chick robot with missle boobs?

    3. Re:Excellent.... by irritus · · Score: 1
      Actually, Firefly was a rip off... sorry, "homage"... of Outlaw Star. The pilot of Firefly even syncs up with Outlaw Star right down to the navigator-in-a-box.

      [straight face]Yes. Homage.[/straight face]

    4. Re:Excellent.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What we really need to see here are posts with more *asterisks*.

    5. Re:Excellent.... by squarooticus · · Score: 1

      Isn't Firefly essentially a live-action version of Cowboy Bebop?

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    6. Re:Excellent.... by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "Didn't Transor Z have the Chick robot with missle boobs?"

      Yep. And the fat robot too for the fat character.

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    7. Re:Excellent.... by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "What we really need to see here are posts with more *asterisks*."

      And more cow bell too... :)

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    8. Re:Excellent.... by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "*Did* *they* *have* *a* *sale* *at* *the* ***asterisk*** *store* *today?*"

      *Why* *yes* *they* *did.* *Thanks* *for* *asking.* :)

      Seriously, would you prefer a jillion quotation marks instead?

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    9. Re:Excellent.... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 3, Funny

      C called.

      It wants it's *pointers back.

      wbs.

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    10. Re:Excellent.... by Stauf · · Score: 1

      They were closing down - apparently too many posts were getting stuck at the lameness filter. Slashdotters everywhere have cut back on their use and the whole industry is collapsing. Won't someone please think of the poor asterisk manufacturers? Such strict filtering is taking from them their livelihood, children are starving. And all because of you and your support of such a fascist dictatorship.

      Taco! You should be ashamed!

    11. Re:Excellent.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, yes. They're less distracting to read, and a bit closer to what you should be using (either italics or underlines, I forget which).

    12. Re:Excellent.... by mink · · Score: 1

      No it does not, not at all, I like Outlaw Star but where do you get this stuff?

      Outlaw Star: caster gun
      Firefly: regular slug throwers and some people might have lasers.

      Outlaw Star: Ship hidden in an asteroid near a star, one main character suicides so they can escape from the crazy space priests
      Firefly: Nothing even remotely close to the above ever happens.

      Outlaw Star: Nude girl in a box. Charater details differ.
      Firefly: Nude girl in a box. Character details differ.

      Firefly: They set down on a planet to pick up passengers and get rid of some contraband right at the start.
      Outlaw Star: Starts out with the main character in a bar and he has no starship.

      Outlaw Star: Fighters fly around and punch each other (well "grapple").
      Firefly: has 2 unarmed(sic) shuttle craft.

      The only aspect at all that is alike between the two shows is a nude girl in a box. Nothing else even remotely "syncs up" as you say.

      The cast of characters is entirely different.

      Can you back up your claim in any way? All I see is a bunch of lamer anime fans who want desperately to link the two shows. I'm not saying that River being introduced the way she was was not a nod to Outlaw Star, just that contrary to your claims there is no direct sync up or rip off from OS to Firefly.

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    13. Re:Excellent.... by mink · · Score: 1

      No, see my post about Outlaw star, the same thing applies to Bebop. At best the fact that they are poor and starship life is not comfortable is the most they have in common.

      It's like saying that Average Joe is essentially a live action version of Tenchi Muyo.

      Or that Buffy is a essentially a live action Urusei Yatsura.

      Scary, there is a Scottish band calling themselves Urusei Yatsura. But they have disbanded and formed a group called Project A-KO.

      This almost reads like Monty Pythons "Rock Notes" sketch.

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    14. Re:Excellent.... by irritus · · Score: 1
      My original impression of Firefly was it ripped off the style and character models. I spoke too definitively, though; I should have said it synced up on plot points and characters, since the setting and background (I think Outlaw Star had some kind of magic system in it?) were clearly different.

      I will admit, it's been years since I've seen either show. I only remember my impressions of them. Since I can't offer any proof from memory, I'll concede that you're most likely right and my memory's bled the two into each other.

      On a side-note: Sci-Fi Channel has picked up Firefly for Friday nights (I believe).

    15. Re:Excellent.... by mink · · Score: 1

      Yes, Sci-Fi is showing Firefly, I have not seen how they are presenting it, but have heard nasty rumors they hacked up the Pilot because it was "boring" to some executive. I haven't watched the Sci-Fi broadcast because I bought the DVD set.

      Sorry if I came out a bit hard against your statement, but I remember the flame wars back when the idea was first floated.

      Outlaw Star and Firefly really do only have the nude girl in the box in common directly. Outside of that all the other elements they have in common, like being on the run in a spaceship, are also found in many other Sci-Fi films, shows, anime and manga.

      There was magic of sorts in Outlaw Star. The Caster Gun and it's shells the hero had, as well as the Space Yogis (I think they were Space Pirates, but never can remember) having magical powers (they used a lot of tech as well).

      From my recollections the Ship was supposed to be quite powerful and legendary. Serenity is rather the opposite, though it has a few features more current spacecraft in that 'verse seem to lack.

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    16. Re:Excellent.... by irritus · · Score: 1

      Nah, quite all right. As I said, I spoke too definitively and am not sure I remember either show that well. I know I'd be pissed if I were on the receiving end of a grossly incorrect accusation at a show I liked.

  36. My favorite Power Rangers! by amigabill · · Score: 1

    Cool, I'll have to go see this. I enjoyed it as a kid, but ironically hate the Power Rangers now, which is really the same thing but without the cartoony special effects. Ah, I can't wait to see how these toys will compare to those I had back in the day.

  37. Dueling Leaders by Spencerian · · Score: 1

    There was a Voltron feature movie where the Lion Voltron and the Auto-Voltron teams combined to fight both mutual enemies. Before the fight, the two leaders were at a target range, neither of them missing a perfect shot each time against each other. The crews were watching the spectacle, bored.

    I prefer the Lion, although the Auto-Voltron had more versatility to create other specialized fighters.

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  38. Nooo!!! Please no, no... I'll pay if they don't! by suitepotato · · Score: 1

    Please oh G-d please do not let this come to fruition. Please let it be optioned to oblivion and tossed in a drawer. May they get horrible debilitating diseases if they attempt it. May a curse on the level of Tut's strike them.

    If this happens, Gatchaman cannot be far behind. We must act now to stop this for the preservation of all human kind.

    I'm going to go put myself in an 80s-bad-Japanese-animation-adaptations-free room and not come out till this is a painful and soul-scarring memory... And drink... A lot...

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  39. Cars or lions? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

    I was about to ask whether it was the lions-based Voltron, or the "stupid" cars-based one. Crap that's embarassing.

    1. Re:Cars or lions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about this for embarrasing:
      I somehow remember that one of the guys in the car voltron was the cousin of the little guy in the one of the arms of the lion voltron.

      Anyway, I really hope its the lion versio, i remember the car version really sucking.

  40. 1984 -or- Year of the Lion Robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    1984 was the big year for Voltron in the States. Dunno where you are, or how old, but in 1984, you either liked GI Joe, Voltron, Transformers or the traitorous Thundercats, He-Man, or GoBots.

    GI Joe kids are in Iraq today, The Voltron/Transformers are running your IT dept, and all teh rest are drooling on somebody's hamburger patty right now.

    1. Re:1984 -or- Year of the Lion Robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or the traitorous Thundercats, He-Man, or GoBots.

      mmmmm ... Lion-O, He-Man and Leader One all in their thongs, oiled up and sunbathing by the pool

      er, em ... better post this AC

    2. Re:1984 -or- Year of the Lion Robot by _13th_Victor · · Score: 1

      what if you liked GI Joe and Voltron, does that mean your IT in Iraq right now?

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  41. That reminds me of Megas XLR... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    they parodied Voltron in more than one episode.

    1. Re:That reminds me of Megas XLR... by RailRide · · Score: 1
      Oh, man...you had to remind me...

      "Bad Guy"

      At the episode's climax, Megas "joins" with the S-Force's robots by stuffing its arms and legs into their backsides, in what had to be the world's first animated fisting. O_o

      ---PCJ

  42. Screw Voltron by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    lets have Battle of the Planets (Gatchaman), pr even Starblazers.

  43. For the record.. by SmartyFartBlast · · Score: 1

    There were two different Voltrons (but for some reason I remember a third one, no info on that tho'):

    One was the 5 lions (edited down from the Japanese series Golion - which mean '5 Lions' in Japanese)

    The one made from 15 different cars, edited down from another series Kikou Dantai Dairugger-XV. It was called 'Vehicle Force Voltron' here in the States.

    I do remember seeing an episode of Golion directly from Japan (got to watch Gundam and Lupin once in a while, I loved Lupin) and Pidge walks out into the night and started to take a pee! I was used to Japanese television content but that was a new one to me, cartoons dont ever have to do that or so I thought.

    I liked Goshogun better ;-)

  44. Re:Volton by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

    Typo wasn't in my post... it was edited in.

    My post started with (paraphrasing): Those who come from the pre-power ranger generation should appreciate this...

  45. Why not make a Howdy Doody Movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well they haven't ruined MY childhood. A CGI Howdy Doody.

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  46. Confused by natron+2.0 · · Score: 1

    TFA states that Voltron is made up of five smaller robots (this must be referring to the Lionbot, the Autobot had 15 vehicles; 5 land, 5 sea, and 5 air). It also states that they will be fighting against the Drule empire, but the only Voltron to fight the Drule empire was the Autobot. The Lionbot fought King Zarkon and his Robeasts. Perhaps they are just combining the two storylines, since the took place in the same era/universe.

    The Autobot was constructed to fight the Drule because the Lionbot was to far away (on Arus) to defend the Galaxy Alliance from Drule.

    1. Re:Confused by Hoarke42 · · Score: 1

      IIRC, King Zarkon was head of the Drule empire in the Lionbot one. Also, the Drule empire hadn't made it to Earth yet, and sending the explorers was more of an effort to turn the tide before a last stand was necessary.

  47. I Predict... by cgreuter · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. It'll suck.
    2. But I'll watch it anyway.
    3. And like it.

    Darn my inner child...

    1. Re:I Predict... by geoff43230 · · Score: 1

      Predictions are often spoken by a... 4. Profit!

  48. Re:Volton by justforaday · · Score: 1

    Okay, even better then. I love it when "editors" add and publish typos...

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  49. Re:What about the other "other" Voltron? by amigabill · · Score: 1

    What about the third one, which was three humanoid robots that somehow combined into a larger humanoid robot? I had toys of all three when I was little, but never really figured out this third one as I never saw a cartoon to really explain how it all was supposed to fit together. The instructions were lacking or absent... I think there was a red one, a black one, and a blue one if I remember right.

    The vehicles Voltron was cool too. The toys were great, but I didn't get into this cartoon as much as I liked the one with the lions for some reason.

  50. Re:CAUTION!!! VOLTRON SPOILERS FOLLOW!!! by joeytmann · · Score: 1

    What about Sven? Ok it would be a bit part, but still needs to be there non the less. Same goes for the butler dude.

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  52. Voltron by Emerl · · Score: 1

    Voltron was really cool. I remember watching it after Speed Racer on Saturday mornings. Comes close to Robotech as my favorite Giant Robot Anime. I just hope this isn't based on the shitty computer generate cartoon from a few years back.

  53. Re:Volton by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

    what typo? :)

  54. Re:Voltron VS Power Rangers... by natron+2.0 · · Score: 1

    Power rangers are based off the old Voltron series and IIRC they were made by the same company, Saiban.

  55. Hasbro Transformers? by brer_rabbit · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure Hasbro did the Gobots, not the Transformers.

  56. Re:CAUTION!!! VOLTRON SPOILERS FOLLOW!!! by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

    Your gonna get called a troll, but that was still funny.

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  57. Not even the mighty Voltron... by citizenklaw · · Score: 1, Funny

    Can stand against the dreaded Slashdot effect!

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  58. Go Go Golion! by NuShrike · · Score: 1

    For those of you who don't know the original Japanese name for lion's version. For the Go (5) lions.

    As previous mentioned about the Wikipedia article.

    Since it's going to be just recycled story in a 71? minute format, they could try to hire some decent non-BermanBraga type writers.

    With the USA pretty much abandoned cel animation by now (Dreamworks, Pixar), how is it going to look?

    Japan is still king of animation that includes traditional cel-look with CG, and Golion just won't look the same otherwise.

    Just look at that ugly "newer and better!" CG-only series in the late '90s. Even now with horrible looking 'cel-shaded' CG Transformers.

    However, Shrek/Incredibles level 3D animation would be sweet, but unlikely.

  59. mice by astrokid · · Score: 1

    It better have those little Mice that helped out Princess Aurora.

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  60. What next... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I was thinking about other old cartoons that have yet to be made into movies and the first one to come to mind was M.A.S.K.

    Doe anyone else remember that one, where the vehicles would transform from normal vehicles to war machines...

    1. Re:What next... by natron+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Aw hell I can't resist

      M-M-M-MASK!!!!!

      I remember owning the '57 Chevy that turned into the 6 wheeled tank. Man I miss those toys.

  61. I'm still waiting for Automan! by HeighYew · · Score: 0

    Cursor! I need a jet!
    Automan

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    1. Re:I'm still waiting for Automan! by Zordak · · Score: 1

      You know, just a couple of weeks ago, I was thinking, "What was that whacked-out 80s show where the guy had a little light that flew around that he called "cursor" and a car that could do 90-degree turns." Now that you've reminded me, I remember why I forgot it.

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  62. The script by saha · · Score: 1
    Act 1: A quick history on the formation of the Voltron team, the discovery of the ancient castle with its lost advanced technology i.e. Voltron and establish some weak character development
    Act 2: Introduce the current despotic galactic overlord looking to rule the entire system. Lead antagonist looks ugly as sin and suffers from severe halitosis.
    Act 3: Some more time fillers like travel to different planets and maybe a pitiful romance with some soppy love interest.
    Act 4: Show down with the rogue beast and after an awful dragged out sequence where Voltron is getting the crap kicked out of it, the famous Flaming Sword is whipped out at the last crucial moment ending the rogue beast in a quartered fashion. I fail to remember is this quartering is done in a big "x" fashion or "+" a crucifix like fashion. Probably the later since Voltron represents all that is good in the bloody universe.
    The End.

    Discussion point: Why the hell don't they use the Flaming Sword in the very beginning? Seems to be the ONLY weapon that has worked against ALL their adversaries.

    1. Re:The script by AxelTorvalds · · Score: 1
      Hey guy, it's "ro-beast"

      It's also blazing sword, not flaming sword.

      There is no discussion, Voltron is about team work and being stronger together than solo. The characters are rich and textured and have different levels of pride, greed and desire for personal glory. Blazing sword isn't formed immediately because usually they want to try to be the hero by them selves before the realize the value of the team and forming the mighty Voltron. At which point, Voltron is a fair and honorable hero and prefers to feel his opponents for weakness before dispatching with them. Plus several of the minor robeasts have been dispatched with other weapons from Voltron's arsenal, he's not one dimensional. He's sporting. Nothing to discuss, the characters are just too complex to allow for Voltron to immeditely form blazing sword. It's kind of like the "nuclear option" and not used until it has to be.

  63. Voltron? Where's Tranzor-Z ?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geez. As long as they're going back and remaking old Japanese cartoons into blockbusters, they should do the best one ever, Tranzor Z.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tranzor_Z

  64. Re:Volton by wikdwarlock · · Score: 1

    However, those coming from the post-power ranger generation certainly appreciate Amy Jo Johnson (aka the pink ranger)

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  65. Just what we need. Yet another comic book film. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's with hollywood these days? It seems they wouldn't put out an original idea if it hit them in the back of the head. Instead they just adapt yet another comic book, where all scripting has been done. To much money to actors and to little to script-writers? I don't know, it obvious that the movie studios seem to lazy to bother comming up with an original idea these days.

    1. Re:Just what we need. Yet another comic book film. by Zoso20 · · Score: 1

      Get your facts straight jackass.....Voltron was tv cartoon first......they may have made a few comics based off the show later, byt that hardly qualifiesit as being a comic book movie.......

  66. I Smell Sequels by Ranger · · Score: 1

    Oooh! I can't wait for the sequels: Re-Voltron, Voltron vs. Michael Boltron, Voltron Meets The Electric Johnson, and Voltron Gets His Robotic Ass Handed to Him.

    You anime fans are far more pathetic than comic book fans. At least they grow up even if some still read comic books. And don't get me started on Dr. Who luser fans.

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  67. All I want to know is... by irritus · · Score: 1
    ... who's Tim Curry going to be cast as in this upcoming bomb?

    It's going to be one of those movies, and my guess is he's going to be one of the only redeeming characters (again). My guess is he'll either get a villain (as he was in the mind-numbingly bad CGI Voltron) or the butler. It's going to be Congo all over again, except with giant robots instead of grey gorillas.

    Don't get me wrong, as a kid I used to love the show. However, let's be realistic: The show was a tad redundant... but Hollywood will still manage to totally miss the mark.

  68. My Little Ponies-XXX on Showtime. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "what's next, My Little Pony Strikes Back???"

    No, My Little Ponies-XXX on Showtime.

    They grow up,do hard drugs,have illegitimate ponies,work for a porn studio. A harder, edgier pony.

  69. I want the live action Starblazers! by Mente · · Score: 1

    To heck with Voltron! I want a live action, GCI ridden Starblazers!!

    1. Re:I want the live action Starblazers! by Luthwyhn · · Score: 1

      Be very careful what you wish for. Disney almost made one, a few years back, except they were going to change the Yamato's name to the Arizona, as well as changing the characters' names. I suspect the damage would have been much greater than that overall, and frankly, I'd much rather have nothing than a huge heap of Disney dung.

  70. The big question.... by killermookie · · Score: 1


    Will Voltron get served?

    1. Re:The big question.... by killermookie · · Score: 1

      Ah! Someone beat me to the post. :)

  71. Re:CAUTION!!! VOLTRON SPOILERS FOLLOW!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they hadn't built up enough rage to use the the blazing sword techinque yet. Duh.

  72. Plot of 92.8% of the episodes by jedijacket · · Score: 2, Insightful
    • Team member goes missing for some reason. (Kidnapped, low self confidence, etc.)
    • Bad guys create a "robobeast".
    • Robobeast slaps around individual Voltron lions, things look bleak for our heroes.
    • Somehow, team member returns to their lion. (Escapes, realizes how important the team member is, etc.)
    • Lions form Voltron.
    • Voltron kills robobeast.
    The end.
  73. If I recall correctly... by Samurai+Cat! · · Score: 1

    ..."Voltron" was just the name the American company came up with when they licensed the Japanese shows. The five-lion show was called "Golion" ("go" being Japanese for "five" - think Speed Racer/Mach Go Go Go). Much like the three Japanese shows that made up "Robotech" over here had nothing to do with each other originally, I think that was the case with the three (though like others have said, only two got shown) were seperate shows originally.

    It's been eons since this was on, and eons since I was a serious anime geek, so I could be wrong.

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  74. Re:Didn't this... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

    You think Power Rangers are on the same level with Voltron? That's it. You're out of the club.

    Hand in your geek membership card, secret decoder ring, and Linux CDs on the way out.

    I remember giving PR the benefit of the doubt and watching the first episode. Piece of crap looked like it was done by Sid and Marty Kroft on a bad day.

  75. NO! by RealErmine · · Score: 1

    I'm all for a Voltron movie, but "The Day After Tomorow" was the worst movie I've, sadly, paid money to see in a long time. I have little faith that anyone involved in that horribly contrived plot could do justice to Voltron.

    I will not be surprised if the Voltron movie involves a gratuitous timber wolf chase scene through an abandoned ocean tanker.

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    1. Re:NO! by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I thought the "timber wolf in ocean-going ship on the street outside the NY public library" scene was a work of surreal genius. Yeah, the movie had cheesy bits-- but all of those were related to the cheesy premise. Once you learn to accept the cheesy premise, everything falls into place and you'll see it's not that bad a movie at all.

      I mean, hell, look at the cheesy premise behind Godzilla and King Kong, and those movies are considered all-time greats.

  76. OH MY GOODNESS by ciroknight · · Score: 1

    I just got it...

    Thundercats are LOOSE. EWWWWWwwwwwww.....

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  77. Oh my fucking god!!! by arhar · · Score: 1

    This is so goddamn awesome!!! My favorite cartoon, ever!!! This is gonna RULE!!!

  78. Let us bow our heads and pray. by Talinom · · Score: 1

    That it doesn't suck like Robot Jox did. I could care less about the money I wasted on watching that movie, I want my time back!

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    1. Re:Let us bow our heads and pray. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You too, huh?

  79. What about GForce The Movie??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GForce would make a wonderful action graphic movie.

  80. I want starblazers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sorry but voltron sucked, as did most of the anime wannabe toons from the 80's/

    one ruled and still to this day is loved by many.

    starblazers.

    nothing makes you feel as good as seeing humans in a 900 year old battleship that was sunk for target practice by the allies after WWII brought to life to fight for humanities survival.

    starblazers kicled ALL of the other toons arse.

  81. Re:Yes by Ucklak · · Score: 1

    Transfromers have nothing on Go Rangers I used to watch in the 70's in Hawaii.

    They did it first.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentai/

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  82. Re:CAUTION!!! VOLTRON SPOILERS FOLLOW!!! by drsquare · · Score: 1

    Nah, anyone of those losers who read Harry Potter will have read it seventeen times by now. Well, the ones who paid full price on release day for it, not the ones who'll wait 2 weeks to get it for 50p in the bargain bin.

  83. dont forget "Kid Sister"! by doormat · · Score: 1

    n/t

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    The Doormat

    If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
  84. Not much by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 0

    "According to sources, Voltron has generated $750 million in worldwide licensing and nearly $200 million in toys and merchandising since 1984."

    Since 1984? I guess it's just me but that doesn't seem like all that much over twenty years given that a blockbuster movie could do that in a two or less.

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  85. Hate Christ? Vote Democrat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are nothing but a redneck bigot that talks to an invisble man in the sky. You are so stupid for beleiving in somehting as obviously dumb and stupid as the Easter Bunney or Sanata Claus.
    Now you can go run off and rape you daughter and force her to have the baby.

    Christians and Republicans are such assholes.

    Bu$H Hilter Chimpy McHaliburten.

  86. MAJOR VOLTRON SPOILER by Khyron · · Score: 1

    Dude, I heard Sven dies right away and the Princess ends up in the Blue Lion! No way!

    I also heard it was Snape who killed him, right after Dumbledore.

    That Alan Rickman, can't trust him...

    1. Re:MAJOR VOLTRON SPOILER by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 0

      Alan Rickman is one of the all time great bad guys! He's right up there with Henry Silva!

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    2. Re:MAJOR VOLTRON SPOILER by mink · · Score: 1

      But due to a tragic laser/canon accident with Ian Mckellen, Brian Blessed is called in at the last minute.

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  87. I Predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you will die a virgin.

  88. I much prefered the vehicle Voltron. by FatSean · · Score: 1

    The characters weren't as annoying as the dorks with the lions, and there seemed to be a more complex backround plot/story.

    Only saw vehicle Voltron a few times...the Lion one was all over the place.

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    Blar.
    1. Re:I much prefered the vehicle Voltron. by acroyear · · Score: 1

      Yeah -- the curse of the vehicle voltron was that, like the conversion from Gatchaman into Battle of the Planets, there was so much in the way of violence that had to be trimmed out, particularly near the finale, that several episodes came up short of the 23 min needed to broadcast.

      Battle of the Planets solved that by getting some cheap company (made up, it seems, of ex- Hanna Barberra artists) to animate the links with 7-Zark-7.

      Vehicle Voltron, however, decided instead to simply not show those episodes, figuring nobody would notice. The result is that the rather complex plot, particularly after the climactic battle on the bad guy's homeworld and the team trying to deal with a major refuge problem, got completely lost and discarded. It seems they learned nothing from the popularity of Star Blazers (and this pre-dated Robotech).

      I personally would love to get the original Japanese for that series.

      Lions-Voltron, on the other hand, had the basic same-old-same-old issue of any sitcom where each episode ends in exactly the same state as it began. No character development, no plot, no nothing that makes real anime fans watch anime. To my mind, it ranks just slightly higher than the pokemon/digimon craze.

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      -- Joe
    2. Re:I much prefered the vehicle Voltron. by thegameiam · · Score: 1

      I hate to agree so vehemently.

      I wish I had something witty and clever to add, but you totally described my childhood experience: I loved the few Star Blazers episodes I saw, and vehicle voltron was something different from the recycled plots of all of the other battle shows.

      sigh. Why did they have to make a movie of the crappy one?

      -David

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    3. Re:I much prefered the vehicle Voltron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, ye Wave-Motion Cannon of olde. So much nostalgia tied up in stories of war, it's a wonder I'm not more fucked up than I am. Or am I? Wait! Don't tell me! I fail it, right? Thought as much.

    4. Re:I much prefered the vehicle Voltron. by mink · · Score: 1

      Star blazers was great, but still was tamed down a whole lot for us kids.
      In the real story everyone dies except I think Venture, then everyone is saved by His alien lover (most of the plot between them was dumbed down), the suicide of Deslok and then there was the whole saki/spring water thing. That was just the quest for Iskandar. The Comet Empire story line had lots more death and drinking.

      I do have to say for the time it was brought over it was relatively unchanged compared to Battle of the Planets or Robotech. Protoculture isn't an energy source, the Pods and Veritechs ran off nuke reactors. Don't get me started on the changes made to make the other 2 shows "fit" into the Macross storyline.

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      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  89. If Voltron was WotW by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    According to sources, Voltron has generated $750 million in worldwide licensing and nearly $200 million in toys and merchandising since 1984.

    If Voltron was War of the Worlds, it would would still be in the red, and might never show an actual profit -- at least by movie studio standards.

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  90. Voltron? Bahhhh. Ohno could kick all their arses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://well-of-souls.com/orbots/orbots.htm

    Mmmmm...cheesy gratuitous knockoff goodness!

  91. Voltron == G-Force by freeze128 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You got the Male hero.
    You got an Overwieght guy.
    You got a chick.
    You got a strange little kid that is hard to understand.
    You got a really cool Morphing Vehicle.
    You got an Evil guy with a cape.

    Now, you get the PROFIT!

    1. Re:Voltron == G-Force by Tycho_Atreides · · Score: 1

      You mean Voltron == Any japanese mecha show from 1975-1990. Theyre basically all the same.

    2. Re:Voltron == G-Force by rikkards · · Score: 1

      What is funny is for the last couple of years I had morphed Voltron to be Battle of the Planets (G-Force).

      Tells you how similar the two are.

  92. I used to like voltron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was a little kid I liked voltron.

    Though when I saw it as an adult I was on a lot of acid and it just seemed very shitty. Shitty animation and a preachy message...

  93. This is too obvious by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    "Voltron" is now the second giant robot picture being developed; "Transformers" is set up at DreamWorks Pictures.

    So how long do I have to wait for VvT?

    And here's your sign[tm].

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  94. New Smurfs Movie Announced (no kidding) by hpulley · · Score: 1

    Yes, they're making a new Smurfs movie: New Smurfs Movie Announced -- From the article, assuming it is successful, two sequels are also planned.

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    $#!^ happens, but why does it always have to happen to me???
  95. If this is a trend... by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

    If there is actually an old-toon-to-movie trend now, will someone, please, please, PLEASE I BEG YOU DAMNIT, make a movie based on the coolest 80s animated series - Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors?

    1. Re:If this is a trend... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Why don't we slip back a few years and do Thundaar The Barbarian? Talk about great cartoons...

      Ookla, Ariel, RIDE!

  96. Power Rangers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can anyone here explain to me how a big screen adaptation of Voltron is going to be at all distingushable from a Power Rangers movie?

    All arguments aside as to which came first in Japan ("what about G-Force!", etc, etc), I'm pretty sure that the Power Rangers have eaten all that was left of Voltron's lunch in the US. Mr. Gordon is going to have to be, well, extremely creative and original in his exposition of the material lest he be accused of ripping off such a well-established franchise.

    I loved Voltron back in the day. For nostalga's sake, I hope he gets this one right.

  97. I did not know this about JMS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting how Babylon 5 came about???

    >> Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors was an animated TV show from the 1980s. It had 65 episodes, some of which were written by J. Michael Straczynski. Strangely, although the show was created to promote a line of toys, no action figures of the show's characters were ever sold.

  98. Which one?!?! by bbroerman · · Score: 1

    The only thing they did not specify was whether it was going to be lion team of vehicle team... but the mention of Arus points me to believe it's going to be Lion Team (the original) Voltrol... What's next, Star Blazers? Macross?

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  99. What's Next by bbroerman · · Score: 1

    So, what are they going to do next? Star Blazers? BTW, Although "Arus" points me to believe they are going to use the original Lion Team Voltron, I hope they dont muck it up and use vehicle team... The cross-overs were bad enough back then...

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  100. Even if you wanted to bang Cheetara? by HeighYew · · Score: 0

    ... not that I did of course... much.

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  101. original, as new as can be by PurpleWizard · · Score: 1
    My first impression reading this story posting was why do we get excited about something that isn't new. It might be great but wouldn't it be nice to spend more time excited about new things. I guess as you get a little older you suffer from "been there seen/done that".

    In much the same way as I find myself speed reading books (fiction) and eventually skimming them adding items to the list of things I have read before.

    What's needed is the Borg's reading list. In theory it should contain only those things they see as having uniqueness and diversity to add to their own.

  102. Re:CAUTION!!! VOLTRON SPOILERS FOLLOW!!! by mayamaniacslash · · Score: 1

    First they struggle to get to the lions when being attacked. Once in the lions, they go out and fight the robeast, but they don't form voltron yet. The lions get beaten up for a while, then they decided to form voltron. Then voltron would fight the robeast for a while, not bringing the blazing sword out yet. They would use all other weapons first, like shooting the lion heads. After voltron gets whooped, then the blazing sword comes out. CHOP! ... Robeast splits in half and blows up. Repeat same story for next episode only with different robeast.

  103. I wasn't there, but. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I'm only 17, but I've seen both the vehicles version (hated it) and the lions version (loved it). I personally prefer the lions version, though I can't remember much about it. This will probably bomb though. It's pretty much like the Star Wars (originals) fans in my area who hate the new Star Wars. They say that the old ones will always be the best. Applying that concept to the Voltron movie, assuming it uses the lions version, I agree. As for the rants about Transformers, I liked the original American ones and also Beast Wars. I love anime, but these new cartoons (Armada, Energon, etc) don't have any breath-taking scenes like the previously mentioned shows. I have to admit that seeing who would play Cheetara would be nice, but you can't really expect a movie to be better than a cartoon overall. Mumm-ra wouldn't look as scary and Lion-O wouldn't look as cool, to name a couple points.

  104. Transzor Z by saxmanb · · Score: 1

    When is the Transzor Z movie coming out? I want to see missle titties.

  105. But which Voltron? by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

    The lions or the vehicles?

  106. OMG... I was about to make a joke... but... by cblguy · · Score: 1
    They're actually doing it.

    The A-Team 2006 Remake

    As shouted by a man in black recently: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

  107. TOO LATE by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

    Master's of the Universe with Dolph Lugren. NUff said.

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  108. other movie translations needed by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    Gatchaman (aka "Battle of the Planets" or "G-Force") but withOUT the stupid add-on robot characters! (Bastards.)

    MASK - I'd love to see some of those vehicles done up in some spiffy CG.

    Thundercats, with the extra Thunderans added in the final episodes; they were great; non-Thundercat Thunderans.

    Thundarr The Barbarian - totally want to see a 'real' Ookla the Mok. And Princess Ariel always did look hot. :)

    Good times, man...good times.

  109. Re:Hate Christ? Vote Democrat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, we are sooo open minded.

  110. It's already been done by StaticLimit · · Score: 1

    The basic Voltron premise was to have standard villian create hair-brained scheme executed by horrifying giant monster/robot. Team Voltron goes off to fight this menace, nearly gets beaten, rises up again to heroic music, forms blazing sword, and lays the smack down - all while dealing with a touching interpersonal subplot.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113820/

    Bad news folks. Voltron, the live-action movie has already been done. It's called Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers and if I'm not mistaken, we all hated it.

    - StaticLimit

    1. Re:It's already been done by kahanamoku · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Format for Voltron has been used in many TV shows. I'm not even sure that Voltron was the first to use the format either!

      Sailor Moon is a perfect example... just like Voltron, the '5' Sailor Scouts attempt to battle the enemy individually and fail... and then they team up and 90% succeed. the final 10% of success is from the use of Sailor Moon's "Moon Scepter" (and other weapons found in later season episodes) which in Voltrons world equates to his "Blazing Sword".

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  111. Lion Voltron!! by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

    From TFA, it looks like this is going to featue the Lion Voltron. Cool. Though they don't specifically say Lion Voltron, it's implied by the reference to 5 smaller robots .

    I was a little worried that it might have been about the Spaceship Voltron (the one made up of 27 little ships) or the 3 robot Voltron.

    wbs.

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  112. Voltron itself is a "remake" of Gigantor! by pedantic+bore · · Score: 1
    I'm sure someone will correct me with nit-picking details, but when I first saw Voltron I thought it was a huge rip-off from the live-action series "Gigantor", which was from sometime in the mid-70s. And then the Power Rangers seemed like a rip-off from Voltron and Gigantor and everything else...

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    1. Re:Voltron itself is a "remake" of Gigantor! by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

      Nah. The numbers are wrong. Gigantor had one pilot, Voltron had five (stereotypical five-member team format), or 15 (overkill) depending on which part.

      Voltron's roots in Japan are firmly in the sentai universe of five-person team shows which were produced by the same company, Toei, and funded by the toy company Bandai.

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  113. You mean this Voltron? by sproketboy · · Score: 1

    It's aleady a movie!

  114. This is what I'm waiting for... by Ziggurat+Dan · · Score: 0
    The day that they are so bereft of nostalgia remakes that Timer: The Movie comes out. Yeah, you remember him, the yellow guy from the commercial that shows you how to make a Wagon Wheel, with crackers and cheese, all the while singing the "Hankerin' for a hunk of cheese" song.

    With Johnny Depp as Timer, of course.

    Yeah, go ahead and mod me offtopic. It's not like you'll hurt my feelings.

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  115. Mandatory Red Versus Blue Quote... by falconfighter · · Score: 1

    Chicks are like voltrons! The more you hook up, the better it gets!

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  116. DVD Box Sets by kahanamoku · · Score: 1

    "I'm still waiting for the DVD sets."

    Just picked up the 5th (and final set yesterday) and personally, I feel complete!

    $300AUD Well spent!

    Now, to find an Additional $300 for the 5 Box Sets of Battle Of The Planets

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  117. Re:CAUTION!!! VOLTRON SPOILERS FOLLOW!!! by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    Pay for a book whent the set is not complete??? maybe if i had a kid that age. But yes the potter fanbase has read the book and now has a document detailing the six horcruxes (and current status as known) handy. I figured that Dumbledore wouldn't make it to the end of the book when he showed up with a blasted hand.

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  118. Re:CAUTION!!! VOLTRON SPOILERS FOLLOW!!! by Sinner · · Score: 1
    Keith: Jon Bon Jovi
    Damn you, I can't even tell if you're joking or not! Irony is dead, didn't you get the memo? Throw some smileys in or something.
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  119. Re:CAUTION!!! VOLTRON SPOILERS FOLLOW!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    He did use a smiley:

    ^_^

  120. Get Your War On by MilenCent · · Score: 1

    http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war8.html

    There's nothing like taking a crappy image from childhood culture and using it in the context of Bush foreign policy....

  121. Thoughts...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember watching Voltron when I was a kid, and that show excited me. My favorite part is when they
    got into the individual robots, with the leader
    commanding "insert keys", and the transformation/
    joining sequence began.

    A few years ago, they aired the series again on
    broadcast television (no TV cable :), and aside from
    adding a bunch of CGI bits inbetween show segments,
    the show was left untouched. I was astounded at just
    how bad the animation was. I'm talking about very limited animation, or movement at 4 fps or less, etc. Also the stories seemed
    a little dry and boring to me.

    It's strange just how much a preception of a show
    can change in about 20 years.

    Anyways, I hope the movie is well done, and can bring back the excitement of Voltron that I had when I was a kid.

  122. That's what we need by rikkards · · Score: 1

    Piece of crap looked like it was done by Sid and Marty Kroft on a bad day.
    Land of the Lost redux!

    Course they would probably replace the Sleestak with zombies or something

  123. Re:CAUTION!!! VOLTRON SPOILERS FOLLOW!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll perform the head?

  124. Re:Voltron VS Power Rangers... by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

    Not exactly.

    Toy company Bandai makes the toys for Power Rangers and Voltron. Toei company made the Voltron cartoons and also the live-action Ranger shows. (this is horribly simplified, I know that)

    Toei makes a ton of TV shows and movies of all sorts. They are comparable to a Paramount or Universal. In other words, a lot of stuff gets made my them. Most of it has nothing to do with anything else.

    Bandai is IIRC the largest toy company in the world along with owning animation companies (Sunrise), and things like Gundam.

    Back in 1981-82, a TV station in St. Louis formed a company to dub some cartoons from Toei and turned that into the Voltron TV show. Bandai had been selling some of the toys themselves to little success. Matchbox stepped in and bought the toys from Bandai which they then resold as Matchbox products. LJN sold another version of the toys.

    It was huge hit. (Huge amounts of simplification)

    A couple years later, cartoon music composer (Inspector Gadget, Mask, Wheeled Warriors, HeMan, Mysterious Cities of Gold, The Littles, etc etc -he was MISTER Cartoon Music through the 80's) Haim Saban bought the rights to the Toei live-action Ranger shows and started making the Power Rangers franchise. Bandai stepped in and sold the toys themselves this time, which they continue to do although sales are way down.

    Saban eventually sold his company to Disney so the current Power Rangers series is actually produced and owned by the mouse.

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    Sig for hire.