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Email Addiction Runs Rampant

Rollie Hawk writes "Are you addicted to email? According to the Opinion Research Corporation, the odds are pretty good that you are. Their study of 4,012 adults in the twenty largest U.S. cities found that 41% of respondents start the day by checking their email. On the average, respondents admitted to checking their email five times a day. Respondents also mentioned email features they wish were available. Examples included the ability to retract unread messages (45%) and a way to track the forwarding of their own email (43%). Just how addicted are the email-dependent among us? So heavily that one quarter of respondents won't go more than two or three days without it. Of course, by those standards, most Americans must be addicted to work, sex, and TV as well."

425 comments

  1. I can't check my email! by idontgno · · Score: 0, Redundant
    I'm addicted to "refresh" on this article!

    " Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. "

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    1. Re:I can't check my email! by MutantHamster · · Score: 2

      They're addicted because they check E-mail 5 times a day? Oh my God! I eat food 5 times a day some times too! I must be addicted to food! And I read more than that! I'm addicted to reading! Not to mention I talk, answer the phone, breathe, move... oh my God! I'm addicted to everything!

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    2. Re:I can't check my email! by nocomment · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm also addicted to putting on clothes, showering, brushing my teeth, and scratching my balls. I won't go 3 days without doing any of those.

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    3. Re:I can't check my email! by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

      You don't say! I have a horrible breakfast, lunch, and dinner addiction. I also check my e-mail approximately 480 times a day (once a minute every minute).

      -Jesse

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    4. Re:I can't check my email! by orangesquid · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was about to say, what about those damned FOOD and WATER addictions?

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    5. Re:I can't check my email! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      el mojca

    6. Re:I can't check my email! by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

      I'll bet a lot of businesspeople are also addicted to using ballpoint pens, sticky notes, and pads of paper, and won't go more than a few days without any of those.

      -Jesse

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    7. Re:I can't check my email! by BlogPope · · Score: 1

      My company requires me to read my email at least 5 times a day. You think I have a lawsuit?

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    8. Re:I can't check my email! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm sad mommy

    9. Re:I can't check my email! by booyah · · Score: 0

      It does say something about you when you relate checking your email to eating drinking and breathing....

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    10. Re:I can't check my email! by Golias · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Their study of 4,012 adults in the twenty largest U.S. cities found that 41% of respondents start the day by checking their email. On the average, respondents admitted to checking their email five times a day.

      I bet a survey in 1970 would show that well over 60% of people would have said that they started the day by reading the newspaper. Were they addicted to newspapers?

      What a bullshit non-story. Sheesh.

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    11. Re:I can't check my email! by arose · · Score: 1

      It's a food industry conspiracy, they get children hooked very early on.

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    12. Re:I can't check my email! by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If there's an "addiction" here, it's an addiction to calling things addictions, when they aren't. This is one of those rare instances when I have to agree with the right wing- "personal responsibility" just isn't fashionable anymore. It's not my fault that I'm out of shape: I'm addicted to TV, so it's the TV's fault. It's not my fault I'm fat, I'm addicted to food. And it's not my fault I never get any work done, I'm an email junkie (complete with track marks up and down my arms where I tried to plug in the ethernet cable). Etcetera.

    13. Re:I can't check my email! by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      You too? I thought it was just me who had my email checking 24/7.

      I have to in order to keep up with the spam - if I leave it overnight with no checking then I get about 250 spams.

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    14. Re:I can't check my email! by FLEB · · Score: 1

      You are addicted to food. Try going without it for a few days and see if you don't get symptoms.

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      Entertainment wants to be paid.
      You just want to be cheap.
    15. Re:I can't check my email! by joto · · Score: 1
      I bet a survey in 1970 would show that well over 60% of people would have said that they started the day by reading the newspaper. Were they addicted to newspapers?

      In my opinion, yes. While TV news might have taken over somewhat, most people are still addicted to news. Because for the vast majority of us, it's something that's totally irrelevant for our lives. It might be a nice hobby to know what's going on in Iraq, but it has little or no consequences for our daily lives. The same can be said about sports (or the weather report).

      What a bullshit non-story. Sheesh.

      Huh, you don't think 5 times a day is excessive. Personally, I check my e-mail at most once a day. It is, after all called e-mail. It's not like I empty my snail-mail several times daily either. Usually it's at most once a week, since it's mostly bills or trash anyway. If people want to reach me now, they can reach me through an invention patented by Graham Bell.

    16. Re:I can't check my email! by Ithika · · Score: 1

      I'm really lost as to what you base your "personal responsibility" claim on from a set of economic theories. Care to explain?

    17. Re:I can't check my email! by dokkeri · · Score: 1

      You know... When you are comparing email to water, you might really be addicted.

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    18. Re:I can't check my email! by bigman2003 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well I'm a little worried....

      I probably check my e-mail (manually) 20 times a day...on a slow day. A lot of what I am checking for is things like responses to my posts on Slashdot (and many others.) I also sell photographs, and people send inquries via e-mail...I want to jump on those ASAP- because typically they will buy from the first person who responds.

      That doesn't count my work e-mail, which runs a check every 5 minutes, and notifies me when I get an e-mail. I check that one manually a lot, because sometimes I figure I don't want to wait 5 minutes...

      I guess I am way beyond addicted- but it is pretty nice. I have a few buddies who I e-mail regularly (some who I ONLY know via e-mail) and it is nice to have people who respond in 2 minutes, instead of two days.

      I *hate* when people only check their e-mail once a day, or even worse, once a week.

      SPEED UP PEOPLE!

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    19. Re:I can't check my email! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he's saying that he personally sides with the left on most issues, but in this one case, his opinions happen to coincide with a lot of right-wing writers, politicians, and spokes-people, who are generally known for elevating the importance of taking responsibility for your own actions.

    20. Re:I can't check my email! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh, you don't think 5 times a day is excessive. Personally, I check my e-mail at most once a day. It is, after all called e-mail... ... If people want to reach me now, they can reach me through an invention patented by Graham Bell.

      Fucking phone addict. I always let voice mail pick it up, and rarely check it. I call other people at most once a week. If people want to reach me at my earliest convenience, they can e-mail me.

    21. Re:I can't check my email! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While TV news might have taken over somewhat

      People still watch TV news? Haven't they heard of the Internet? It lets you skip right by stories that you consider trivial (like the war in Iraq, which you apparantly don't think is worth paying any mind to), and skip straight to the X-Box 360 rumors that you absolutely need to know about.

    22. Re:I can't check my email! by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      If people want to reach me now, they can reach me through an invention patented by Graham Bell.

      Why would I want to talk to a jerk who won't even check his email more than once per day?

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    23. Re:I can't check my email! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is nice to have people who respond in 2 minutes, instead of two days Have you considered using IM? 2 minute responses cut down to 2 second responses.

    24. Re:I can't check my email! by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1

      A simple test:
      Place people on a desert island- deprive them of food. See how long they live.
      Place people on a desert island- deprive them of email. See how long they live.
      Repeat for breathing, sex, whatever- figure out what is essential.
      I know that I may not enjoy going three days without sex, however, if that killed me, I would be long gone. In fact.... I think I have gone 3 years without sex... and I am still alive.
      So I do think that the term addiction is used in its very loosest sense here. I don't think anyone has ever had Delerium Tremors from not being able to use email for a while... Perhaps it would be better to say "people are so used to email that they don't like when they can't check it all the time." One time, i left my cell phone on top of my truck. Long story short I ended up diving over it. I was without a cell phone for 3 days (another long story). The first day was awful, I felt naked, and then it was actually liberating. Sort of like the first time I kicked off my Speedo and dove nude into the pool....
      If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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    25. Re:I can't check my email! by drooling-dog · · Score: 1
      I'm also addicted to putting on clothes, showering, brushing my teeth, and scratching my balls.

      Not to be pedantic or anything, but I'm pretty sure it's your scrotum that you're addicted to scratching...

    26. Re:I can't check my email! by Obfuscant · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Huh, you don't think 5 times a day is excessive.

      Nope. My standard email client checks for new mail once a minute, and it is open on my desktop from when I log in until when I log out to go home. My personal account (offsite) biffs me when mail shows up there.

      There's too many times my boss has come across the hall to say "I just mailed you" something I need to work on, and it is better for me to be able to say "read my reply" than "what mail?"

      But on WEEKENDS, what email? Were I truly addicted, there would be withdrawal symptoms. Nope.

      This is just another example of media hype. Stories don't sell if they are "things are normal, there's nothing to see here". They sell if there is some new danger to look out for. "Email addiction" is today's Chicken Little. ACM's 'Computer' carried an article about Internet addiction a while back; same deal. People were USING the internet, so they must be ADDICTED to it. Never mind that it was convenience, it was ADDICTION because they used it.

      It is fallacy to claim that everthing that people do is because they are addicted to doing it. They put on their pants when they get up in the morning; not an addiction. They have a cup of coffee; still not an addiction. They wash their face; no addiction to be found. This morning, I moved a fallen tree branch out of the driveway; am I addicted to moving fallen tree branches, or was it simply more convenient to move it rather than drive over it and risk denting the car? And had I not moved the branch, would I be "addicted" to putting dents in the car? Phhhht.

    27. Re:I can't check my email! by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      480 times a day (once a minute every minute)

      What planet do you live on? On earth, there are 60 minutes in an hour and 24 hours in a day, therefore 1440 minutes in a day. Your planet must rotate much faster.

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    28. Re:I can't check my email! by joto · · Score: 1
      There's too many times my boss has come across the hall to say "I just mailed you" something I need to work on, and it is better for me to be able to say "read my reply" than "what mail?"

      And of course, even better to say: "I'll look at it after I've checked my email tomorrow". But then again, our jobs might be a little different?

      But on WEEKENDS, what email? Were I truly addicted, there would be withdrawal symptoms. Nope.

      Good thing!

    29. Re:I can't check my email! by MutantHamster · · Score: 1

      No, the point is that E-mail is too broad a category to be called an addiction. It's stupid. E-mail is not an end in itself, it's a means to do other things. It's the same with walking, you walk to go to place to place and to get you things, it's not because you just like walking. And obviously you're not addicted to walking.

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    30. Re:I can't check my email! by joto · · Score: 1

      In your case, I would recommend not watching the news. It might be too hard for you to understand, and it seems to confuse you. I'm not sure about the US (which you seem to be from), but here in Norway, we have a weekly newspaper for mentally retarded people called "Klar Tale" (Clear Speech), which I keep recommending to people as confused as you are. It might be easier to understand for you, and should be enough to give you a somewhat broader picture than FOX News.

    31. Re:I can't check my email! by Ithika · · Score: 1

      That doesn't really explain his point though, what left or right-wing has to do with personal responsibility.

      ... a lot of right-wing writers, politicians, and spokes-people, who are generally known for elevating the importance of taking responsibility for your own actions.

      That's odd, because I've never heard any left-wing commentators denigrating the importance of taking responsibility for one's own actions. If anything, that's an anomic viewpoint - if such a thing can be said to exist. I don't think any philosophy or political theory could be taken seriously if its followers took no heed of responsibility or the effects of their actions.

    32. Re:I can't check my email! by EverDense · · Score: 1

      Hi, my name is David, and I'm an Emailaholic.

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    33. Re:I can't check my email! by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      OT. Hey, I'm wanting to start selling some of my photrography, but Not sure where to start. If you could email me (tyler@tylerfontaine.com) then I'd appreciate it!

    34. Re:I can't check my email! by scottsk · · Score: 1

      I read my e-mail for work. Does that make me an addicted workaholic? The followup story will write itself!

    35. Re:I can't check my email! by nocomment · · Score: 1

      You actually made me chuckle out loud a little bit...

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    36. Re:I can't check my email! by microwave_EE · · Score: 1

      Food? Water?

      No, no, no...

      What about my addiction to AIR??!!

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    37. Re:I can't check my email! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It is fallacy to claim that everthing that people do is because they are addicted to doing it. They put on their pants when they get up in the morning; not an addiction. They have a cup of coffee; still not an addiction. They wash their face; no addiction to be found. This morning, I moved a fallen tree branch out of the driveway; am I addicted to moving fallen tree branches, or was it simply more convenient to move it rather than drive over it and risk denting the car? And had I not moved the branch, would I be "addicted" to putting dents in the car? Phhhht.


      Nope, but you are addicted to /.
      I agree with you for the most part, but I do know a lot of people who are addicted to coffee. They are totally useless if they don't have a cup, and many even get headaches without it.


      I think the story should be titled, "People Make a Habit of Checking Email." I myself tend to be habit driven, and a large chunk of every day is spent doing the same things, I have a routine for a lot of the monatonous things I have to do, but the difference is it doesn't bother me when something throws the routine off. I think that is the difference between a habit and an addiction.

    38. Re:I can't check my email! by Rollie+Hawk · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if that is directed at me or not, but I'd like to point out that I was trying to make fun of the "addiction" claim. Also, the title originally submitted was less definite but changed by Taco.

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    39. Re:I can't check my email! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " They're addicted because they check E-mail 5 times a day?"

      I hear ya. Geez...I have email on at least 2 of the computers on my desk at work the whole time I'm here. At home..I have email running 24/7....check it whenever I walk by one of them....

      5 times a day addictive? Geez, I'm addicted to LOTS of things if that is the requisite number of times. Lets see...the TV is one every waking hour I'm at home...etc.

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    40. Re:I can't check my email! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " it is nice to have people who respond in 2 minutes, instead of two days Have you considered using IM? 2 minute responses cut down to 2 second responses."

      Not at option at many place you might work at. Every place I've worked at, has IM ports blocked. I'm so used to email, I often hold real time conversations on it....so used to it that I often use it like IM.

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    41. Re:I can't check my email! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LAWL! You indirectly called him a retard!

    42. Re:I can't check my email! by thunderbass · · Score: 1
      Hi, David.

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    43. Re:I can't check my email! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must say, I'm inspired by your grasp of English and composition at only 3 years old!

    44. Re:I can't check my email! by syukton · · Score: 1

      The point the great-grandparent was making is that today it's "in style" to blame everybody but yourself for the way you are. They're fat so they blame fast food and not their lazy ass; they're stupid so they blame the school system and not their incapacity to pick up a book instead of watch the television; etc.

      Right-wingedness pushes a mentality of self-direction and personal responsibility to the tune of "If you fail, it's your own fault. If you succeed, it is your own success." Right wingers aren't about pointing fingers or finding reasons or excuses for the way they are; if they're upset with themselves, they're about decisive action in a direction opposite the one they're going. If they're lazy and fat and they don't like it, they will stop being lazy and fat and start exercising. If they're stupid, they'll put an ad in the paper for a math tutor or whatever and bring up their intelligence in a certain area.

      In short--

      Left wing:
      First, we say we're addicted to email. Next, we'll be talking about all the bad things this addiction causes. Lost productivity, wasted personal time, overtime pay that need not be paid, and so on. Finally we'll be looking at ways to combat this email problem. I'm sure there will be a panel, maybe a national commission, a couple organizations, maybe an international coordinated effort between multiple nations to eradicate this terrible addiction once and for all. ("War on e-mail, next on 60 minutes.")

      Right wing:
      We feel like we're checking our email too often.
      So, we decided to cut down.

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    45. Re:I can't check my email! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many conservatives see the policies of liberals of absolving the individual of personal responsibility. A few (hyperbolic) examples:

      It's not your fault you lost your job and can't pay you're bills: our materialistic society forced you to buy that expensive car instead of saving for this situation. Here's some unemployment checks to keep your head above water for the next few months.

      It's not your fault that you didn't do well in high school and can't get into college: you're failure stems from the fact that your race was enslaved some hundred and fifty years ago. Here's a get-in-free pass that we call affirmative action.

      Like I said, these are some extremely exaggerated examples, but I hope they illustrate the OP's statement.

    46. Re:I can't check my email! by vegaspctech · · Score: 1

      Holy cow yes! You're addicted to all of those things! How many times a day do you use the restroom? JUNKIE!! ;-) What's with the journalistic trend of equating frequency with addiction anyway? I say 'hi' at least 30 times a day, on a slow day. Am I hooked?

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    47. Re:I can't check my email! by Zordak · · Score: 1
      Left wing: First, we say we're addicted to email. Next, we'll be talking about all the bad things this addiction causes. Lost productivity, wasted personal time, overtime pay that need not be paid, and so on. Finally we'll be looking at ways to combat this email problem. I'm sure there will be a panel, maybe a national commission, a couple organizations, maybe an international coordinated effort between multiple nations to eradicate this terrible addiction once and for all. ("War on e-mail, next on 60 minutes.")
      Whoa! Slow down there cowboy. You forgot to get permission from the UN.
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    48. Re:I can't check my email! by Tim+Browse · · Score: 2, Funny
      they can reach me through an invention patented by Graham Bell

      This is slashdot. Didn't you get the memo about patents? :-)

    49. Re:I can't check my email! by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Left wing: I email too much. I talked with some people about it, they agreed, so I switched to the phone.

      Right wing: You email too much. Switch to the phone.

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    50. Re:I can't check my email! by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
      I guess I am way beyond addicted- but it is pretty nice.

      So basically you're checking your email manually more often than every five minutes. I'd say that was a problem if your work requires any kind of concentration, immersion, or 'flow'.

      Besides, why don't you just configure your email program to check every minute if you're that bothered. With your current habits, you'll probably save time.

      I *hate* when people only check their e-mail once a day, or even worse, once a week.

      SPEED UP PEOPLE!

      I am reminded of the line "The telephone has no consitutional right to be answered."

    51. Re:I can't check my email! by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 1

      Politcal ideology is all fine and dandy, but in real world situations almost all people I know have trouble blaming themselves for their problems, right wingers or left-it doesn't seem to matter.

      How many supposedly conversative figures blaming (left wing) media witch hunts and conspiracies for their own ethical failures do we need to see to realize they act just like the lefties when they get caught? How many people blame portrayals of sex and violence, satanic influences, and/or lack of prayer in school for every instance of childhood violence? Are they all left wingers? I think not.

      To constrast, the people I know who do take responsibility for their actions haven't been correlated with one political ideology either.

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    52. Re:I can't check my email! by notasheep · · Score: 1

      Real time...I don't think those words mean what you think they mean.

      For it to be a real time communication (conversation) it would have to occur at the same speed it would if in person.

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    53. Re:I can't check my email! by joto · · Score: 1
      I do not claim to agree with the politics involved and the rationalization of the war...[snip]

      From your previous post, I quote: "Actually Sept 11 happened because of the hatred of the US and its ideology by people on the other side of the world.".

      Are you sure about that? Why? What have those that did it said about it? Do we even know who did it? Does the explanation sound plausible? Because people hate US and it's ideologies, they blow up buildings with planes?

      The truth is, we still don't know what the people involved in 9/11 wanted. We think we know who some of them were. But even after two wars, we still don't understand their motives, or even if the attack worked as planned, or a lot of other things. The explanation you gave is totally unsatisfactory on a lot of accounts, and frankly, it doesn't make sense at all. It was however popular with some right-wing US media for a period.

      You also said: "Everything that happens in washington lately has been a result of an act of terrorism which led to this war."

      I'm not trying to be a conspiracy theorist, but frankly, do you really believe that nothing of that would have happened if it wasn't for 9/11? Bush saw 9/11 as an opportunity to do what he wanted to do anyway (go to war in Iraq) a little bit faster. I can agree that Afghanistan might have been avoided, but Iraq was pretty much a target anyway. Or have you been living in a vacuum?

      [snip]...but even in Norway you have to admit that things that happen on the otherside of the world affect you at least to some extent.

      Not really.

      Having an oil-based economy should at least in theory make us feel changes in oil-price pretty well. Sorry, it doesn't work that way. For me, as a private person, it has no measurable effect. Maybe the total stock-exchange index can feel a few percent, but the local variations in stock-price are much larger. And if the gas-price gets some percent bigger or smaller, it's still nothing compared to whether I take a night out and drink some beer.

      Having close economic and military ties with the US, one should guess we would feel "the war on terror" too. We don't. The last time we had a hijacker in Norway, it was on a domestic flight, where the airport security was so lax, that they allowed a mentally disturbed asylum seeker to bring an axe on-board! The hijacker was then overpowered by a major from a small city (and no, he did not look like that californian governor).

      The truth is, the world is a chaotic place. Things happen everywhere, all the time. What gets selected as "news" by the press is pretty arbitrary, and it really doesn't make sense to pay to much attention to it, except as entertainment. It certainly doesn't affect you any more than the zillions of things happening that never qualifies as "news".

      What matters to you is what happens locally that affects you, and those things you tend to find out about anyway. In short, unless you feel the effect yourself, it isn't really there! Local variations are more important.

      That doesn't mean that some global trends aren't important. They can be important for people planning things for many people (such as people dealing with state budget or national security). They are, however, of absolutely no importance to me. And even to people that would benefit from knowing about important trends, knowing that some muslim killed some jews in Gaza, is totally worthless.

      On the other hand, knowing that from time to time, there are conflicts in the middle east, with crazy people on both sides; is useful knowledge for some people (although, apart from being able to keep up a conversation with other people, I've never really needed to know it myself).

      To keep things in perspective, you should worry more about local crime than the war on terror. But much more worrysome is the risk of damaging yourself in the kitchen with either hot stuff or sharp knives :-)

    54. Re:I can't check my email! by Kumkwat · · Score: 1

      He's obviously talking about his work hrs dimwit.

    55. Re:I can't check my email! by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      LOL to saying "hi" 30 times a day = crack addict.

    56. Re:I can't check my email! by bigman2003 · · Score: 1

      Or...I check my e-mail at irregular intervals. With longer and shorter periods of time between checks, allowing long stretches of concentration. Interrupted by short bursts of e-mail hyperactivity.

      Not everything is an average.

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    57. Re:I can't check my email! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I'm wanting to start selling some of my photrography

      Start by putting them on a site where people can review them and then don't listen to the Paula on those sites - they say everything is a nice photo.

      After you do that, you will sadly learn that your photo lie in the suck-istani region. You can always try to sell stuff here or here (caution - my affiliate link, I get a kickback if you sign up) , but then you are competing with this http://www.deviantart.com/print/47625/

    58. Re:I can't check my email! by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many people require heavy email use for their work?

      ~X~

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      ~X~
    59. Re:I can't check my email! by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Company rules: check your email often, especially when working from home. I check it when I get in to work, then leave the window open on a second display in case I get something from one of the monitoring tools. Luckily I don't often have to worry about my boss asking about email she sends - I work nights, she works days...

    60. Re:I can't check my email! by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      Trust me, make that incision, and you'll enter a whole new world of scratching pleasure.

      --
      "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." -- GBS
    61. Re:I can't check my email! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm also addicted to calling things addictions. Perhaps I should apply for disability.

    62. Re:I can't check my email! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patented by Bell but invented by Meucci (from Italy).

    63. Re:I can't check my email! by dapf · · Score: 1

      Oh my god! The first symptom of adiction is denial...

    64. Re:I can't check my email! by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      They have a cup of coffee; still not an addiction.

      I agree with your general point, but you're wrong about this one. People feel like they need a cup of coffee in the morning precisely because they are addicted.

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    65. Re:I can't check my email! by Slider451 · · Score: 1

      And of course, even better to say: "I'll look at it after I've checked my email tomorrow". But then again, our jobs might be a little different?

      I'd say. You must be a forest ranger.

      --
      Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
  2. it's been 21 days since i checked email... by professorhojo · · Score: 1

    it's pretty frightening when you can google up a 12-step recovery program for sex addiction, substitute the word "sex" for "email" and it still kind of works.

    my favorite steps:

    1. Admitted we were powerless over [what ever your affliction] and that our lives were unmanageable

    2. Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

    8. Made a list of persons we had harmed and became willing to make amends to them all.

    good god. where to begin?

    1. Re:it's been 21 days since i checked email... by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

      Jesus saves. Moses invests.

      People need assurance that they are doing the correct thing. 12 step programs work the same way a mob mentality does. Sweeping you up into the land of stupidity.

      People need to realize they create their own reality (be it real or phantom/faith based) and your choices are your own.

    2. Re:it's been 21 days since i checked email... by roche · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The thing is though, addiction is considered a disease. I will wait until someone from the medical field says that this addiction exists.

      Call me crazy, but I do not trust a marketing company when it comes to identifying possibile addictions.

      --

      roche
      Bah Humbug!
    3. Re:it's been 21 days since i checked email... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1
      8. Made a list of persons we had harmed and became willing to make amends to them all.

      Is it following these steps if you send out an email to your entire address book saying:

      Sorry for all the email. To make amends, I've included a link to Crazy Frog Axel F.
    4. Re:it's been 21 days since i checked email... by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      The 12 step program is pseudo science at best. Ultimately if the individual either faces enough social pressure (e.g. court sentence) or has the strength of will to go through the 12 step process, they could quit a habit of their own.

      Your example prooves it... insert "sex", "drugs", "e-mail", "eating", whatever you wish; most likely the 'method' is adaptable. Of course if the process is so generic as to be applicable to anything, its most likely a truism and actually has little inherent value.

      --
      John Maynard Keynes: "When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do?"
    5. Re:it's been 21 days since i checked email... by LSD-OBS · · Score: 1

      12-Stepping (a la Alcoholics Anonymous) or, in this case, 8-stepping, are totally Bullshit! anyway.

      Hmm, strange to remember that some people actually have to check their email. All my accounts notify me. If it takes the average person 1 minutes to check their email, then you could say I check mine 960 times a day.

      That doesn't make me an addict - that makes me normal :)

      --
      Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. -- Hunter S. Thompson
    6. Re:it's been 21 days since i checked email... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People need to realize they create their own reality (be it real or phantom/faith based) and your choices are your own.

      12 step programs are the same as religion. Many people in the world won't "do the right thing" just because it is the right thing to do unless they have incentive. 12 step program and most non reincarnation based religions request people do the right thing in the name of god. (or whatever) this is not a bad thing by any means and if it takes a 12 step group to get a criminal to reform and reintegrate as a productive member of society then I am all for them.

      By the way, Jesus and Moses, do not religion make. They are but a tiny fraction of the world views of the creator.

    7. Re:it's been 21 days since i checked email... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus saves. Moses invests.
      How about "Jesus saves... Passes to Moses... Judas tackles, and SCORES!!!!" Or something.

    8. Re:it's been 21 days since i checked email... by Curtman · · Score: 1
      I do not trust a marketing company when it comes to identifying possibile addictions


      You don't think it's possible to be addicted to email? Call it lack of will power, call it addiction, call it whatever you want. I'm sure there are people out there that this is a problem for.

      Call me crazy


      You're crazy.
      I do not trust a slashbot when it comes to ruling out possible addictions.
    9. Re:it's been 21 days since i checked email... by Golias · · Score: 1

      The thing is though, addiction is considered a disease.

      Only by those in the business of selling "treatments."

      If Heroin addiction is a disease, it's hard to cure, but a very easy one to manage pharmaceutically: Simply take a daily intravenous dose of heroin. Raise dosage and frequency as needed.

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      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    10. Re:it's been 21 days since i checked email... by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      I rather like:

      Jesus saves souls, and redeems them for valuable prizes.

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    11. Re:it's been 21 days since i checked email... by TJBrass · · Score: 1

      I prefer:

      Jesus Saves, but Gretzky gets the rebound and scores!!

    12. Re:it's been 21 days since i checked email... by Monkeman · · Score: 0

      Jesus saves before he fights JENOVA.

    13. Re:it's been 21 days since i checked email... by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 0

      Ahhh, so THAT is why I'm now plugging the CAT-5 cable straight into my arm...

    14. Re:it's been 21 days since i checked email... by neongrey · · Score: 1

      Jesus saves and takes half damage, of course.

  3. Addicted..? Nope .. I think not.. wait... by guyfromindia · · Score: 1

    I think i just got an email.. see ya! :)

  4. addicted by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

    I guess i am addicted to driving to/from work according to their criteria.

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    1. Re:addicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  5. Sooo.... by leonmergen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... if reading my email every morning is an addiction, what's the difference between "addiction" and "daily routine" ?

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    - Leon Mergen
    http://www.solatis.com
    1. Re:Sooo.... by idontgno · · Score: 3, Funny
      A lot of addicts ask this.

      "It's not an addiction, slugging back 4 fingers of gin as I get out of bed is just part of my daily routine!"

      --
      Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
    2. Re:Sooo.... by eht · · Score: 1

      Exactly, how is this any different than checking your voice mail messages or reading the newspaper?

      I do most of my communication with coworkers via email, so of course I check it a couple times a day. I also listen to my voice mails whenever I notice a new one (not always stuck behind a desk).

    3. Re:Sooo.... by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      One makes a good article, one is boring and nobody cares. :)

    4. Re:Sooo.... by Shky · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Daily Routine" is hardly a good buzzword..

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    5. Re:Sooo.... by rjordan · · Score: 1

      Well said - as far as I can tell an addiction is painful to quit. I enjoy going to Belize and being without email for a week or two - once the panic has settled down. But if I go without a coke my head is pounding by day three. I am addicted to Caffeine. EMail has just become integrated with my life.

      --
      "When no-one around you understands start your own revolution and cut out the middle man"
    6. Re:Sooo.... by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      That doesn't change anything. I brush my teeth every day. Does that mean I'm addicted to toothpaste?

    7. Re:Sooo.... by Maniakes · · Score: 1

      If your routine action has a significant net negative effect on your quality of life or that of the people around you, it is a "problem habit".

      If your brain chemistry has altered itself so you need your routine action to approximate homeostasis, it is an "addition".

      If neither of the above conditions apply, it's just a harmless part of your daily routine.

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      A legparnasom tele van angolnaval.
    8. Re:Sooo.... by saitoh · · Score: 1

      control is essentially it. You can generally control a routine, where as an addiction is more or less outside of your control (smoking, drugs, even sex addicts cant go for more then a couple of days without engaging in their vice of choice).

      There are other differing attributes and examples, but in a nutshell, thats the gist of it.

      --
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    9. Re:Sooo.... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      And if you check your answering machine when you get home, you're addicted to the Telephone! Ahoy-hoy!

      --
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    10. Re:Sooo.... by brontus3927 · · Score: 1
      an addiction is something you do because you NEED to. a routine is something you do becuase its a habit and it needs to get done.

      If you have 6 email addresses and you check them as soon as you wake up, as soon as you get to work, several times during the day at work, as soon as you get home, after dinner, just before going to bed, and at random times in between, then it might be considered an addiction

    11. Re:Sooo.... by brontus3927 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Unfortunately, by that definition, I am addicted to email, napping at work, and slashdot. If it's been 2 hours since I last checked slashdot, I simply cannot concentrate on my work at all, I need to read the latest commments.

    12. Re:Sooo.... by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      Well since this is Slashdot, I obviously didn't RTFA, but if the summary is accurate, this study is moronic.

      I check my email regularly because I get email regularly. I occasionally forget to open Thunderbird in the morning (I leave it open and watch the notifications) and then I miss a bunch of important emails and wonder what's going on.

      I don't doubt that some people are addicted to email. But it sounds to me like the indicators the study used are ridiculous. As you say, checking your email in the morning can easily just be part of your routine (which you could stop doing easily if there were a compelling reason to do so). Oh no, I have my email open all day! I must be addicted!

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    13. Re:Sooo.... by gatzke · · Score: 1


      But an addiction should be something that you enjoy.

      I feel like I have to check email every day, even on vacation or travel to avoid coming back to hundreds of crapmails to wade through.

      If I distribute this checking to 10-15 minutes every day, it seems less painful than 2+ hours when I get back.

      Plus I stay on top of any instant problems.

      It is not usually wasting time, as email is now a real portion of your job. Surfing slashdot / web addiction is probably not in your job description.

    14. Re:Sooo.... by porcupine8 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Should be, you would think. And it usually starts out as something you enjoy. But often, once the addiction takes hold it's less "something you enjoy" and more "something you require to function normally." You may or may not still enjoy it, but you do NOT enjoy being without it.

      --
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    15. Re:Sooo.... by Taladar · · Score: 1

      So working for a living is an addiction because you need to do it so you won't starve to death on the streets?

    16. Re:Sooo.... by Enigma_Man · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then I'm severely addicted to showering and brushing my teeth, because my brain isn't homeostatic at all without doing either very first thing in the morning.

      -Jesse

      --
      Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
    17. Re:Sooo.... by brontus3927 · · Score: 1

      if the act of going to work causes endorphins to be released, it may be

    18. Re:Sooo.... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      "If your routine action has a significant net negative effect on...the people around you, it is a 'problem habit'."

      Oh no, I'm addicted to pooping!

      --
      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    19. Re:Sooo.... by doodzed · · Score: 1

      >>"Daily Routine" is hardly a good buzzword..

      Translation: Hard to make money off "Daily Routine". Addiction works much better.

      Personally, I am dealing with my addiction to water, air and food. Thinking about it, I am addicted to work too. Seem to do it most days of the year. I guess I need professional help.

      --
      It's not the size of your stack that matters, it's how you push and pop
    20. Re:Sooo.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If your brain chemistry has altered itself so you need your routine action to approximate homeostasis, it is an "addition".

      Homeostasis don't play dat!

    21. Re:Sooo.... by Maniakes · · Score: 1

      Pop psychology aside, not all addictions are net harmful. As you (jokingly?) point out, personal hygene is a psychological addiction, but very few people would argue that it is harmful (except in extreme cases like OCD handwashing). Food, water, and air meet my carelessly worded explanation of the definition of addiction. A caffeine addiction can have a net positive effect (allowing one to function reliably despite an irregular sleep schedule), as can a carefully managed opiate addiction in someone who suffers from chronic pain. For that matter, several studies have suggested that romantic love is very similar to addiction (the brain becomes addicted to large doses of a neurotransmitter whose release is triggered by thinking of or interacting with the loved one).

      It's addictions which are also problem habits that one has to watch out for.

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    22. Re:Sooo.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I *really* like my job I imagine all sorts of endorphins are released when I go to work.

      By your logic that mean having a good job is an addiction.

    23. Re:Sooo.... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      I call liar!!! You're posting to slashdot. Liar! Liar!!

      --
      Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
    24. Re:Sooo.... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      If you brush your teeth compulsively then it probably is. If you do it so often that your gums are damaged then it probably is. Addicts know they are addicted to whatever their crutch is. I'm highly addicted to coffee, which I used to think was just daily routine. Then I tried to go a few days without it.

      You may not be addicted to brushing your teeth, but I'm almost certain there is someone out there somewhere with exactly that problem. You can get addicted to anything, but most times we just call those people 'compulsive', rather than 'addicted'.

    25. Re:Sooo.... by Zackbass · · Score: 1

      Wrong. The very definition of addiction mandates that it is a harmful behavior.

      Perhaps these could be of help:
      http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Diction ary&va=addiction&x=0&y=0
      http://www.hms.harvard.edu/doa/html/whatisaddictio n.htm

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    26. Re:Sooo.... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      LOAD"*",8,1

      And after twenty minutes of listening to that annoying noise, your load fails.

    27. Re:Sooo.... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      Should be, you would think. And it usually starts out as something you enjoy. But often, once the addiction takes hold it's less "something you enjoy" and more "something you require to function normally." You may or may not still enjoy it, but you do NOT enjoy being without it.

      So by this definition I'm addicted to my job or to money then???

      Howabout food. I need food to function normally. I must be addicted.

      Air. I'd be screwed without air. Anoither addiction.

      Peeing might be an addiction since I'm sure I'd not function normally if I couldn't/didn't for an extended period of time.

      In general, e-mail is more ubiquitous than addictive.

      Cheers
      --
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    28. Re:Sooo.... by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess I need professional help.

      Then you're just enabling someone else's work addiction. Have you no conscience?

      --
      Thanks to the internet, we can now all die alone together! -SomeWoman
    29. Re:Sooo.... by Frostalicious · · Score: 1

      ... if reading my email every morning is an addiction, what's the difference between "addiction" and "daily routine" ?

      Addiction, implying that you suffer from a psychological disorder. While this is often a topic of contention, in general for something to be a disorder, the behaviour must be maladaptive. Thus the behaviour must be significantly detrimental to your everyday existence.

      Thus if you check email so much that it interferes with other functioning, like you check email so much you can't go to the grocery store, then it is a disorder. If you just check email a lot but remain fully functional, then it's nothing.

    30. Re:Sooo.... by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      At what point did I say that that was a sufficient condition to classify something as an addiction? It could be argued that it's a necessary condition, but not sufficient.

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    31. Re:Sooo.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the distinction is how well you do without it. Do you suffer withdrawals or anxiety if you are denied your email? Of course, this has to be over the lack of email, not the lack of being able to receive important communications.

      I'd think most people can do without email, but some people probably would have a little more of an issue. Email is hard to be addicted to because it isn't realtime. You kind of check to see if anything happened. I can see geeks being more addicted to IRC, because that's actual human contact of a sort.

      The real addiction I see is with cell phones. I could easily see a psychological dependance on being in touch with everyone all the time, instantly. No waiting to get home to talk to the family. No waiting until tomorrow to talk to a friend. No arranging where or when to meet, just call and say where you are. No worries about the car breaking down, just call AAA. Seems a lot of people have lost the ability to function without the ability to call anyone anytime. I've seen some pretty interesting human interaction over denial of cell phones.

      'course, I only say that because I don't have a cell phone.

    32. Re:Sooo.... by caluml · · Score: 1
      # crontab -l
      0 9 * * 1-5 echo "Hi, I've arrived at work, and am working hard" | mail -s "Just arrived" big.boss@company.com
    33. Re:Sooo.... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      The only difference is whether or not it affects your life in a negative way. That's really all addiction means, so if it doesn't hurt you, then it's not an addiciton.

      I can imagine an email addicition (which doesn't include 5 times a day I'll tell you that, hah), but if it's not costing you jobs, girlfriends, food, then it's not an addiction.

      --
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    34. Re:Sooo.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      will you god-damned mother-fucking assholes just shut the hell up? I'm fucking tired of all you fucking retards taking statements that anyone with three neurons understands and acting like the meaning is so fucking unclear and the logic is skewed.

      If you get depressed because you can't go to work, if u feel that you can't go on if you don't work, you probably have an addiction.

      Even if you *really* like your job, I'm sure your not disappointed if you take a vacation. So go fuck yourself

    35. Re:Sooo.... by leonmergen · · Score: 1

      Thus if you check email so much that it interferes with other functioning, like you check email so much you can't go to the grocery store, then it is a disorder. If you just check email a lot but remain fully functional, then it's nothing.

      ... which was exactly my point. How many of the people questioned in this survey are actually addicted, according to the things you just specified? How many of the people questioned actually are addicted and letting their email-checking get in the way of other activities, on a regular basis ?

      Personally, I don't think that's a whole lot of people...

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      - Leon Mergen
      http://www.solatis.com
    36. Re:Sooo.... by mesach · · Score: 1

      so then my job is an addiction. since I require the paycheck to function normally.

      Can I get disability?

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    37. Re:Sooo.... by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      See my reply to the other reply.

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    38. Re:Sooo.... by Drakonian · · Score: 1

      Good point, I thought that was stupid criteria too. That said, I don't necessarily think that email isn't an addiction. How about this for a symptom - do you read your email as soon as you get a new one, regardless of your current task? I generally do, even though I think it negatively affects my productivity.

      --
      Random is the New Order.
    39. Re:Sooo.... by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      ... if reading my email every morning is an addiction, what's the difference between "addiction" and "daily routine"

      Maybe there is none..

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      -Forrest Cameranesi, Geek of all Trades
      "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
    40. Re:Sooo.... by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, and since that introductory page stupidly doesn't link back to any other pages on the site, and the root page of the domain is less than helpful for finding the bulk of material on that site here is the link to the main site for anybody who wants to read more...

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      -Forrest Cameranesi, Geek of all Trades
      "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
    41. Re:Sooo.... by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Woah. I remember doing that now.

      Did you know there is still an active Coco community still?

      --
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    42. Re:Sooo.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The coco community could case less about LOAD"*",8,1.

    43. Re:Sooo.... by NateTech · · Score: 1

      I'm addicted to my daily routine.

      --
      +++OK ATH
    44. Re:Sooo.... by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we know. Don't tell anyone the alternative OS for the CoCo, OS/9 is still used in massive numbers of computers worldwide.

      We wouldn't want everyone to know that RTOS's really run the world and PeeCees are still a big joke to those that write code for things like avionics, missile systems... you know, software that has to work first time out or people get hurt?

      It's nice to know it's still out there chugging away...

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      +++OK ATH
    45. Re:Sooo.... by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Wrong. The very definition of addiction mandates that it is a harmful behavior.

      Wrong. Prehaps you need a lesson in how to read a dictionary.

      In the entry you used, it gives TWO meanings for "addiction". Only ONE of them mentions that the substance is harmful. That means "addiction" can be validly used for EITHER of those two definitions.

      Your claim is no more accurate that stating "Yellow is not a color! It is a cowardly nature."- to point to one part of a dictionary definition and claim that the other ones right next to it are untrue is simply stupid.

      The "addiction" entry even provides the example usage "addiction to reading". Do you seriously think that the authors of a dictionary were using reading as an example of an intrinsicly harmful behavior?

    46. Re:Sooo.... by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      When I quit smoking, it caused me no physical pain whatsoever. I guess by your definition, I wasn't addicted. I wonder what all of those months of non-painful cravings were about, though.

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    47. Re:Sooo.... by rjordan · · Score: 1

      the point is you DID have a physical reaction to your addiction - withdrawal of some sort... and if you didn't then no you weren't addicted

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      "When no-one around you understands start your own revolution and cut out the middle man"
    48. Re:Sooo.... by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      But you said "pain". I'd say your email "panic" was just as bad as my cigarette cravings. Neither was painful, but both were symptoms of addiction.

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    49. Re:Sooo.... by tpearson · · Score: 1
      We wouldn't want everyone to know that RTOS's really run the world and PeeCees are still a big joke to those that write code for things like avionics, missile systems... you know, software that has to work first time out or people get hurt?
      ...because the point of missile systems isn't to hurt people
    50. Re:Sooo.... by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Well, true... but I was thinking about when they don't launch correctly and blow up at the launching end of things! Heh.

      (GRIN)

      Technically, most missile systems don't target people. People are collateral damage within their blast radius, in most cases. People are hard to target with missiles.

      Tanks, airplanes, buildings, runways, and other larger objects are the actual targets... but most of the time there are people inside.

      Ah well, the Civil Engineers keep building us other Engineers and technicians targets to shoot at... God Bless those guys.

      I didn't really finish that list... there's lots of places RTOS's are used to run the world. ;-)

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  6. I can stop any time! by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

    I have to admit, I check my email a ton. But all I have to do is glance over at the shell window with mutt running, and I'm off.

    Also, in my world, email brings me great things. Sex, money, and geekery. Often, an email from the right person means free beer!

  7. Hardware? by Silverlancer · · Score: 1

    Anyone else wonder why this is in the Hardware section?

    1. Re:Hardware? by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      It's in hardware but has the communication logo.

      Dunno, where would you suggest it go? You check your email on hardware still, don't you? :)

    2. Re:Hardware? by master0ne · · Score: 1

      me... i was just checking to see if anyone else here notices that and possibly posted an explination.... wouldnt it fit more in with "Communications" or "IT" or even "It's funny. Laugh.", possibly "News" or "The Internet"and finally possibly "The Media". but certinly not "Hardware" ....

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    3. Re:Hardware? by Politburo · · Score: 1

      No, I didn't. Who gives a shit?

  8. So now what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    E-mail companies everywhere: "All your free time are belong to us"

  9. Email? Try Slashdot! by uberdave · · Score: 4, Funny

    I may check my email 5 times a day, but I check Slashdot 20 or 30 times a day.

  10. Five times a day? by XanC · · Score: 1

    Lightweights!

  11. I'm a geek damn it! by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 0

    WTF do they expect from us? Most of us spend several (see about 12) hours a day at a PC. If we have internet access we'd obviously use it to check our e-mail.

    Maybe we should stop changing channels when we're bored just incase we become addicted to finding something better and entertaining.

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    I like muppets.
    1. Re:I'm a geek damn it! by NateTech · · Score: 1

      PVR's fix that whole channel changing problem... you should check them out.

      --
      +++OK ATH
  12. It isn't addiction it is integration by rjordan · · Score: 1

    We are just becoming more and more integrated with the computer half of ourselves. Sure the interface between fleshy bits and the computer hardware needs imrpovement. But I have been thinking about this and whether or not I am addicted lately. Ever get that feeling of irrational rage or anger or just plain frustration when someone else uses your laptop. It is because for some of us the laptop is an extension of our brain and we instinctively protect it. Just like I instinctively protect my email communication by denying I am addicted.

    --
    "When no-one around you understands start your own revolution and cut out the middle man"
    1. Re:It isn't addiction it is integration by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1


      Ever get that feeling of irrational rage or anger or just plain frustration when someone else uses your laptop.
      Heh...I've been there...my fiancee asks to use my laptop al the time so she can surf the web while we're watching TV.
      My first, knee-jerk reaction is to say, "Hell no, you can't use my laptop! What the hell is the matter with you???".
      Then I remember where I am, and say "Sure, honey."
      Then I shut down the laptop and boot up Puppy for her (I don't care if she's my fiancee, she's NOT gonna log onto MY OS!).

      --
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      ~ |rip/\/\aster /\/\onkey

    2. Re:It isn't addiction it is integration by rjordan · · Score: 1
      in fact any communication medium becomes an 'addiction' by the terms of the article, once we start using it - phone, IM, blogs...

      this is because we are in fact addicted to communication with others and again it isn't really addiction so much as part of the way our brains function - we hate isolation

      --
      "When no-one around you understands start your own revolution and cut out the middle man"
    3. Re:It isn't addiction it is integration by rjordan · · Score: 1
      exactly - i have the same thing - my wife used to want to use my laptop all the time...

      hell, I have a whole folder on personal thoughts and ideas and philosophy and crap that is really just an extension of my brain so I don't forget stuff - I don't want people reading it!!!

      but it is more primal... can't quite place it, but glad i am not the only one...

      She has her own laptop now - oh and she hates me using it :-)

      --
      "When no-one around you understands start your own revolution and cut out the middle man"
    4. Re:It isn't addiction it is integration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever get that feeling of irrational rage or anger or just plain frustration when someone else uses your laptop

      The term for that is "irrational selfishness". It comes from a fear of loss or damage to an item the owner does not properly understand, nor has the faculties to properly maintain or repair.

      This is also common with cars or household appliances. When the owner becomes more competent in the usage and care of the item, the irrational behavior subsides.

    5. Re:It isn't addiction it is integration by rjordan · · Score: 1
      no - you clearly don't get the feeling if you are substituting selfishness...

      i have no fear of loss or damage due to my wife's equally competent use...

      i feel violated that some part of me is disconnected and connected to someone else...

      --
      "When no-one around you understands start your own revolution and cut out the middle man"
  13. Work an addiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think most people would come to work every day if they didn't have to...

    Yay for double negatives.

  14. routine != addiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "So heavily that one quarter of respondents won't go more than two or three days without it." By these standards I'm addicted to my classes and I only go to 50% of them...

  15. Oh c'mon! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's just plain stupid. Just because e-mail has become a social necessity (like checking your answering machine) doesn't mean you're ADDICTED.

    E-mail is a form of communication, I use it to talk with my e-friends. We live in a global society now.

    (On the other hand, if you check your e-mail because you're feeling lonely, then you're not addicted to e-mail. You just need real-life friends)

    1. Re:Oh c'mon! by Flinx_ca · · Score: 1

      I was going to make this point. Who does not check their voice-mail every time they get home?

    2. Re:Oh c'mon! by xander2032 · · Score: 1

      Exactly! This claim of addiction is insane. When I'm home with nothing to do, I check my email quite often. But when I'm not here, I could really care less. When I was on vacation a couple weeks ago I didn't check my email all week, and did it bother me? Nope...

    3. Re:Oh c'mon! by orderb13 · · Score: 1

      I don't. I don't have a landline, only a cell, so I only check my voice mail when it tells me I have a message.

    4. Re:Oh c'mon! by IPFreely · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Yup, that's about it.

      E-mail is not the addiction. What people want and need is the social interaction. Different people use different means and technologies to get it, but the basics are the same.

      Like this article is trying to make an issue out of a particular technology that is used. It's no worse than the old ladies that just have to go down to the beauty salon every day. They go for the chit-chat. The salon is just the place where it all happens.

      E-Mail, forums, Blogs, Cell Phones, Text. They are all just communications mediums. Make fun of each others technology, but know that the underlying need of each is to stay in touch and communicate.

      --
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    5. Re:Oh c'mon! by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      Also, you can quit anytime you want, right? ;)

      --
      You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
    6. Re:Oh c'mon! by John+Napkintosh · · Score: 1

      Email isn't a social necessity. You just need more non-virtual friends. (:

      --

      Long signatures suck.
    7. Re:Oh c'mon! by robertjw · · Score: 1

      Who does not check their voice-mail every time they get home?

      Me. I got rid of my home phone. Only use my cell now so I can check my voice mail anytime.

    8. Re: Oh c'mon! by rkcallaghan · · Score: 1

      Just because e-mail has become a social necessity (like checking your answering machine) doesn't mean you're ADDICTED.

      E-mail is a form of communication,


      Not to mention being the best thing ever to happen to the hearing impaired or deaf. Now there is a socially acceptable means of communication that works easily between all parties. Many hearing folks I meet comment that they wish their other collegues would use email more instead of "playing phone-tag". 10 years ago reaching me easily meant calling my mother and asking her to relay.

      ~Rebecca

    9. Re:Oh c'mon! by daigu · · Score: 1

      I don't know - ever know anyone addicted to IRC or chat programs? Social interaction is good, healthy, etc. However, if you are spending 12 hours a day at it - whether on IRC or at a beauty salon - you have a problem.

      Quick litmus test: ever dream scrolling text or that you were watching TV, etc.? Dreams typically point to problems.

    10. Re:Oh c'mon! by Flinx_ca · · Score: 1

      Well I don't have a land-line either but that is not the point it's the checking for voicemail... In Canada only about 2% of people are in this situation so...

    11. Re:Oh c'mon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Quick litmus test: ever dream scrolling text or that you were watching TV, etc.?

      Sometimes I dream of building Java applications with Legos.

      Am I .... in trouble?

    12. Re:Oh c'mon! by cgenman · · Score: 1

      People said that we had addictions to communication when everyone started carrying a cell phone around. Yes, I could be interrupted at any moment in the day to have my girlfriend tell me about a great band that's coming to my town to play, and such a thing was considered compulsive at the time. Working with an open IM window used to be considered an addiction, and now it's totally normal.

      I use e-mail at work, and have the inbox open all day. Mail comes in and pops up like chat messages. Does that count as a check? Am I checking my mail 20 times a day, because I get 20 messages? Or am I checking my mail every 5 minutes, as that's how often the machine is set to query the server? And how, exactly, is this unhealthy?

      I check my e-mail on vacation too. I also check my voice messages. While there is a clear separation between "vacation" and "work," there is also a clear separation between being pestered about small things and having someone mail you that a childhood friend died, or that you've forgotten to pay your bills this month and your phone is about to get canceled.

      None of this can be defined as an addiction. When I go without checking my mail for a week I feel very nervous. I also feel nervous when I leave the keys in the outside of the door of my house. Is that compulsive? We check our mail 5 times a day. We're also on call at a moment's notice to our cell phones. Is that compulsive? We spend an hour responding to mail every day. If anything, the importance that shows in the smooth functioning of our daily lives shows that the frequent checking is not a compulsion.

      What is a compulsion is for think tanks to release reports with rediculous, inflamatory titles designed to get people's attention and funding. Attacking e-mail in this way is just plain silly.

    13. Re:Oh c'mon! by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Just because e-mail has become a social necessity (like checking your answering machine) doesn't mean you're ADDICTED.

      E-mail is a form of communication, I use it to talk with my e-friends.


      I tried "checking" my normal friends for communication requests five times a day and they stopped talking to me. They claimed I was ignoring them! Sorry guys, I just not going to let myself get addicted to checking you for communication requests.

  16. How many times again? by swilde23 · · Score: 1
    On the average, respondents admitted to checking their email five times a day.

    I suppose I make up for 4-500 people who don't check it at all then...

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    There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand this sig, and those that beat up people who do.
  17. Definitely guilty here... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1


    I don't check my email obsessively...I have my Sidekick do it for me.

    All my email is forwarded to my Sidekick, so I can know about email the instant it arrives.

    Don't be like me.

    ^_^

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    1. Re:Definitely guilty here... by markild · · Score: 1

      Just wait till you get some famous people's phone number then, and we'll be able to check it as well ;)

      --
      Scully: Should we arrest David Copperfield?
      Mulder: Yes we should, but not for this.
  18. If only. by FlyByPC · · Score: 1

    I'm taking an online course, and had to convince the professor to let us email in our assignments, as opposed to sending them in using snail mail.

    A little more widespread addiction to email can't be all bad, I think.

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    Paleotechnologist and connoisseur of pretty shiny things.
  19. Why do I like e-mail? by east+coast · · Score: 1

    Because it gets me away from talking face to face or over the phone to people I can't stand.

    Does answering your telephone make you a phone addict?

    --
    Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
    1. Re:Why do I like e-mail? by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      I just don't answer my home phone - it's hardly ever for me, and the answering machine takes messages for the other folks here pretty well. If it's important, the caller will leave a message. If they don't leave a message, it was probably a telemarketer. Just because I *have* a phone doesn't mean I *have* to answer it.

      I guess I'm just addicted to *not* picking the damn thing up when it rings unexpectedly... :)

  20. Right. by Skye16 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I also check my voicemail every day when I get home from work, and at any other time that I think I may have a phone call.

    I also check my physical mail box every day, just to see how much less money I'm going to have after I do bills.

    I look in the fridge for something to eat at least 5-8 times a day.

    I pee at least twice, often times around 3 times a day.

    Until these people start going into withdrawal when they stop checking their email, don't call it addiction. I've gone weeks without checking my email, after having checked it about 8 times + a day for the year or two preceding that. I didn't even give it a second thought.

    The real headline is that "The Opinion Research Corporation is staffed by a pack of retarded monkeys. The CEO expressed optimism that their next release will be more along the lines of Hamlet than a total pile of bullshit. High School students everywhere were known to ask 'What's the difference?'".

    1. Re:Right. by Cylix · · Score: 1

      Yeah,

      I had that email period in life as well. There was a time when work was heavily email centric and many many functions were dependant on it.

      My friends just happened to get used to email being real time for me.

      Then fast foward to a career change. Suddenly, e-mail wasn't a huge deal with work, sure we still use it a great deal, but I get by with 3 or 4 hour check times.

      It really wasn't that much of a transition.

      Though there was the whole... work sponsored email addiction rehab program... but we don't talk about those dark times.

      --
      "You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." -- Yogi Berra
    2. Re:Right. by bcmm · · Score: 1
      I look in the fridge for something to eat at least 5-8 times a day.
      You're obviously addicted. Try to give up food for a few weeks.
      --
      # cat /dev/mem | strings | grep -i llama
      Damn, my RAM is full of llamas.
    3. Re:Right. by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      The real headline is that "The Opinion Research Corporation is staffed by a pack of retarded monkeys. The CEO expressed optimism that their next release will be more along the lines of Hamlet than a total pile of bullshit. High School students everywhere were known to ask 'What's the difference?'".

      You're talking about a firm my now dead grandma started working for after WW II, that she retired from, and died at the age of 99 about six years back.

      The fact is, for some unknown reason, people pay them money to do these studies. I doubt they ask Why - more likely it's an interest group of some form or another that paid for it.

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    4. Re:Right. by gid13 · · Score: 1

      Well... Call me pathetic, but after waiting 2 weeks for the net when I moved into my last house, I was exhibiting a little bit of withdrawal. Plus I think the only thing that stops me from checking my e-mail on the hour is the wondrous invention of e-mail notifiers.

      Of course, I could just be a freak.

    5. Re:Right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's alright. I'm addicted to gaming. We can be pathetic losers together!

    6. Re:Right. by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
      The real headline is that "The Opinion Research Corporation is staffed by a pack of retarded monkeys.

      Actually, that could be fun. I'd subscibe to their newsletter if that were the case. :)

    7. Re:Right. by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Aye, but only if it was a pack. If it were a passel of monkeys, it wouldn't be nearly as enjoyable. ;]

    8. Re:Right. by pg110404 · · Score: 1

      Very valid point. When I first got highspeed 6 years ago, I popped my email to a local mail server with fetchmail every 15 minutes because it was new and exciting. Then as I realized when it came to email I had no friends and spam became more and more on the increase, I changed it to check for mail every hour, then every 3 hours, now it's up to every 6 hours.

      I use xbiff that shows a distinct image which is hard to miss. I don't need to check to see IF I got new email, I'm told when I do have new email. I don't consciously make a habit of checking to see if I got new email and when I do get email, most of it is spam and I delete without even reading the email, so on any given day, the amount of time spent devoted to checking for and going through the email is about 15 seconds.

      Routine and habit are very likely the main cause. Besides, most people probably multitask to make most effective use of their time. Go to the kitchen, make a pot of coffee, turn the computer on, back to the kitchen, put a toast in the toaster, go run the email client, back to the kitchen, spread a condiment, pour a cup, go sit at the computer, have breakfast while doing something that takes little mental effort like reading new emails. For some, doing normal breakfast tasks probably doesn't really "count" as part of the first thing you do in the morning routine, so what else do you do? Oh check for email? Ergo, you're addicted?

    9. Re:Right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I pee at least twice, often times around 3 times a day."

      From "Kids in the Hall":

      Kevin: Wow! Isn't everybody quiet? You all seem so serious. C'mon, we should talk. Gerry, why don't you tell us about your week.
      Mark: [answers quickly] It was all right.
      Kevin: "It was all right." C'mon, Gerry. Share.
      Mark: [borderline crying] But, I hurt so much.
      Bruce: Aw! We all hurt so much.
      Mark: But, I'm not as strong as you guys. I think I should go.
      Kevin: That would be a mistake, Gerry, and I think you know it.
      Mark: But, I really have to go to the bathroom.
      Bruce: We all have to go to the bathroom.
      Kevin: But, we're not going to go to the bathroom, are we? And why?
      All: Because we're not going to be tyrannized by our bladders.
      Kevin: All right. And how. . .exactly. . .the tyranny of our bladders. And, how much time have we wasted as bladder slaves?
      Scott: Oh Boy. A lot.
      Kevin: But, from now on we're going to face it, fight it, and win! But, we have to talk. We have to help each other out. C'mon. C'mon.
      Mark: But I *really* think I should go.
      Bruce: Well, then, you don't belong here!
      Kevin: Excuse me, Tony, but when you first came here you were out of control! You were going three or four times a day!
      Bruce: Yeah. Sometimes. . .first thing in the morning. I can't believe I had a life.
      Kevin: But, you're living now, aren't you?
      Bruce: Oh, now. Now, I'm living free.
      Rest: [Applause and reaffirmations of Bruce. Assorted repetitions of "free" and "yes"]
      Kevin: Free. Yes. Okay, let's talk about our substitutes--what we're doing instead of going. Tom? What's your substitute?
      Scott: Well. . .when things get really bad? I like to think of the ocean.
      Rest: Ohh.
      Kevin: Bad choice. Bad choice.
      Scott: Oh boy. . .baaad.
      Kevin: Tony, what do you do?
      Bruce: Well, uh, my divorce keeps me pretty busy.
      Rest: Yeah.
      Kevin: Works for me, too. Really, Tony. Nathan, what's your substitute?
      Dave: [a pause] Well. Uh. Actually. . .I go. I've uh. . .I've been going.
      Kevin: [disappointed] And when did you do this last?
      Dave: [uncrosses his legs] Well, just before the meeting, actually.
      Rest: Ohh. . .
      Bruce: You don't belong here!
      Dave: [insincere] Well, I'm sorry!
      Scott: Jeez.
      Kevin: [shocked] Wow. C'mon people. Think about that car ride. This car ride is called Life. And if we want to make good time, we're not going to pull over.
      Scott: No.
      Kevin: Okay, Nathan [points at Dave] just pulled over.
      Rest [excluding Dave]: Yeah.
      Kevin: But, we're not gonna pull over. Right, Tom?
      Scott: [smiling sort of goofy-like] Yeaahh.
      Kevin: Tom, you went?
      Scott: [holding smile] Yeaahh.
      Kevin: [stage whispering to Scott] How could you?
      Scott: I *had* to; but, it was beautiful.
      [Scott looks at Dave and they both nod "yes"]
      Scott: And the sound? As it rang off the porcelain? Was like church bells. Church bells ringing on a Sunday Morn. . .with me beside my mom in a big hat.
      Kevin: [shocked] Wow.

    10. Re:Right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drink more fluid.

    11. Re:Right. by menscher · · Score: 1
      Until these people start going into withdrawal when they stop checking their email, don't call it addiction.

      Agreed. I *am* addicted, and I find it insulting when others claim to be just because they check it a few times a day. Me, I check it every time it beeps. And I get 100 messages/day, so that's a lot.

      And yes, I go through withdrawal also. Usually after being away for an hour or two. Last year I was vacationing with family in South-East Asia, and had to pay to get my "fix". Upon discovering the internet cafe in northern Cambodia had lost their net connection, I became violently ill. First time I'd thrown up in 15 years.

      Now, you might say I just ate some bad food. But I know it was the email outage....

    12. Re:Right. by jonnystiph · · Score: 1

      I look in the fridge for something to eat at least 5-8 times a day.

      I pee at least twice, often times around 3 times a day.


      I am not sure what this says about either of us, but my fridge and peeing are nearly direct opposite of that. Pee 5-8 times a day, easily, check the fridge, usually no more than 4 times a day. Interesting....

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      If we don't make light of everything, we are just stumbling in the dark - Blank

    13. Re:Right. by Excelsior · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm clearly addicted to opening doors, flushing toilets, using the word "the" in a sentence, typing the letter "S", walking forward, breathing, blinking, saying "Hello" to people, turning my car to the right, chewing, sitting, standing, eating, answering the phone when it rings, looking at the clock, reading web sites, tieing my shoes, watching TV, listening to music, kissing my wife, turning on lights, turning off lights, clicking my computer's mouse....

    14. Re:Right. by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Mostly when I scope out the fridge, it's just recon. I look in about 3 times before I finally decide what I want to eat. :]

    15. Re:Right. by Excelsior · · Score: 1

      It's alright. I'm addicted to gaming. We can be pathetic losers together!

      Oh, there's no "can be" about it.

    16. Re:Right. by r00k123 · · Score: 1

      I pee at least twice, often times around 3 times a day. You're dehydrated.

    17. Re:Right. by NateTech · · Score: 1

      That whole bills thing... one word: Budget.

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      +++OK ATH
  21. Snail mail by omnisync · · Score: 0

    I guess I'm addicted to snail mail too. I keep checking my mailbox every morning and night... everyday... to find more bills! Omni

  22. WTF? by Tango42 · · Score: 1

    Since when has doing something a lot that needs doing a lot to be useful meant you're addicted? If you don't check your email frequently you might as well use snail mail - one of the biggest benefits of email over snail mail is speed.

  23. addicted to work? by joejor · · Score: 1

    not as much as I am addicted to food, clothing and shelter

  24. Addicted? by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah. To paraphase.

    Slashdot user: "Hi, I'm Pat. And I'm an email addict".

    Group: "Email? Email's not an addiction. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck dick for email?"

    Slashdot user: "Well" (blushes) "Now that I think about it... I suppose that yes... yes I have".

    --
    The Internet is generally stupid
    1. Re:Addicted? by Gudlyf · · Score: 1

      Must be an AOL user...

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    2. Re:Addicted? by Raistlin77 · · Score: 1

      It would be alot funnier if you replaced "Group:" with "Bob Saget:"...

    3. Re:Addicted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea sucking dick to extend your dick.. thats the real secret of homosexuality. Us straight men are fucked untill we relise this.

    4. Re:Addicted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suck dick for email? I'd never stoop to that level. Eat pussy for email though, now that's different.

    5. Re:Addicted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean mac user.

    6. Re:Addicted? by raehl · · Score: 1

      have you ever willingly had sex with someone so that they would allow you to check your email?

      Wait, addicts can GET alcohol by having sex with people? I thought you had to GIVE people alcohol to have sex...

      Where do I sign up to be an addict?

    7. Re:Addicted? by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Wow, that should be in a movie. It would be punchier if you substituted pot for email, though.

      -Peter

    8. Re:Addicted? by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      And to think i ran my email service for free ...Dammnit.

      --
      The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
    9. Re:Addicted? by nmk · · Score: 1

      To the guy who rated this insightful. There really are easier ways to check email.

    10. Re:Addicted? by milosoftware · · Score: 1

      Did you notice that you could replace "check your email" with any other verb, like "walk your dog", "brush your teeth" or "play with your genitals" and make this whole thing general?

      Let's cook up a "are you addicted" poll generator in PHP (or even JavaScript would do)...

      --
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  25. I was when email was new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't checked my email more than once a day (and usually less) for years. Email "addiction" is for noobs.

  26. Addicted? by chjones · · Score: 3, Informative

    These results, as far as I can tell, have little if anything to do with "addiction". Do people check their email often? Yup. Do they do so to the detriment of other activities? Who knows?

    How about this as an interesting survey:

    • Do you check your email when you know you're supposed to be doing other things? (Yeah, most people would answer this one positively.)
    • Have you ever tried to cut back on how often you check your email? (Why?)
    • Do you get annoyed when others suggest you check your email too much?
    • Do you ever feel guilty about checking your email?
    • Do you ever need an eye-opener, checking your email first thing in the morning? (Okay, this one's covered.)
    • And the all important: have you ever willingly had sex with someone so that they would allow you to check your email?

    Unless the answers to several of those questions are "yes", I'd have a little trouble suggesting someone's addicted....

    --

    Christian Jones
    Medicine. Mathematics. Mediocrity.

  27. Cool by FlyByPC · · Score: 1

    An "email this" link on an article about how addicted we are to email. Nice.

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    Paleotechnologist and connoisseur of pretty shiny things.
  28. frequency yes, but email tracking and retracting? by downsize · · Score: 1

    I completely agree with these findings in regards to frequency. But I sure hope these users know what they are asking for with those 'reverting sent emails and email tracking' features.

    Checking your email at the start of your day is no different than checking your voice messages or notes left on your desk - this really is not all that surprising. And besides myself having over 32,000 emails stored and composing/replying what seems like every other minute, most of the other people I correspond with reply quickly, which would indicate that they check their email quite often. And I have worked at companies where email is their life, some people have emails dating back to 1997!

    'retract unread messages' is funny - you send it, oops! I want it back! The could only happen on an enclosed system, unfortunately. But it is probably a good thing, wouldn't want people to be able to manipulate your inbox that way. I think a trailing header 'cookie' (dare I say UID 'ducks') could be achieved so you would know where your email ends up, how many times and to whom - but it would take a while for all email systems to integrate that feature.

    What is amazing to me by this study, is that the features these users want are arguably gross invasions of privacy.

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  29. Hi my name is Adam by derxob · · Score: 1

    and I'm addicted to checking my e-mail. The article suggests ways to avoid your email compulsion..
    "Resolve not to check e-mail after a certain hour of the night, and respect the curfew." ... is this some kind of joke?
    "Go without e-mail one day per week."
    What is so bad about checking your e-mail? Are they going to start an Emailers Anonymous group? Where can I join?

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    Beat the computer, program your life.
    1. Re:Hi my name is Adam by thuh+Freak · · Score: 1
      Are they going to start an Emailers Anonymous group? Where can I join?

      Yes. Its a mailing list.

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  30. What's F5 the problem? by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 0, Troll

    I really don't F5 the issue here F5. I like to check my F5 email regularly F5 because it's the only F5 interaction I get with F5 people. So I check F5 it about once every F5 minutes, whatever.

  31. Whats wrong with 5x a day? by Sierpinski · · Score: 1

    How many people would be checking their email five times a day if we had something (in our house for example) that notified us (by, oh, say a ringing sound) when we had a new message? Or maybe a blinking light? Sound familiar?

    People only check their email that often because they don't have any other way of knowing whether or not they've got new mail. Tie email notification in with a distinct telephone ring sound, and you'll see the # of times people check their email drop considerably. Crack down on spammers and then the number of emails an individual gets will drop, also reducing "false" notifications.

    Or we could just use this time and money on research that's actually useful. As http://www.fark.com/ sometimes says 'Still no cure for cancer.'

    1. Re:Whats wrong with 5x a day? by cahiha · · Score: 1

      That's what I say, too. Oh, wait, you were talking about checking your email.

    2. Re:Whats wrong with 5x a day? by NateTech · · Score: 1

      So YOU'RE the person who's answering all that Viagra spam!

      Knock it off, damnit.

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  32. Abuse of terms by SandSpider · · Score: 1

    Addiction is a very specific term that has, like much else, been co-opted by people who want it to mean something else. From a psychological or physiological standpoint it means that, if you don't get the substance, you feel withdrawal symptoms, and you need increasing doses of the substance in order to keep the withdrawal symptoms away.

    So, technically, most people are not addicted. They just really like email, and find it useful. However, from the way most people understand addiction, well, I suppose they're addicted. It just that there's nothing wrong with the new type of addiction. It's clinical addiction that causes problems.

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  33. well,to tell a family secret... by gravyfaucet · · Score: 1

    my grandmother was Dutch

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  34. Fair characterization? by symbolic · · Score: 1


    Email has become such a ubiquitous means of communication, I'm not sure the its frequent use can be termed an "addiction". Would we say that someone is addicted to the phone because they either call or answer it 5 times a day? I'd posit that it's used a lot simply because it's an effective way to communicate.

  35. I like Cheerios by vitaflo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Looks like I'm also addicted to brushing my teeth and eating breakfast, based on that criteria.

    1. Re:I like Cheerios by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ' Looks like I'm also addicted to brushing my teeth and eating breakfast, based on that criteria'

      You eat breakfast 5 times a day??

  36. By those standards... by Stankatz · · Score: 1

    "Of course, by those standards, most Americans must be addicted to work, sex, and TV as well."

    So you're telling me that the average American has sex 5 times a day? Well, that makes me feel a lot better. :(

    "Examples included the ability to retract unread messages"
    Are you saying that men want the ability to "retract" unborn babies? Hmmm, you might be on to something there.

    "a way to track the forwarding of their own email"
    A way to find out who else your SO is sleeping with?

  37. E-mail is a primary means of communication at work by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

    Since I have customers (and coworkers) all over the globe, sometimes working radically different hours than I do, I've found that it's often better to toss an e-mail to some people than to attempt to contact them by other means.

    We also get a lot of announcements, problem reports, status messages, and other things sent via e-mail at my current workplace.

    Because of this, by e-mail client checks for new mail every five minutes. And depending on the type of message, sometimes that's too long a period of time.

    Not all e-mail usage is strictly by choice. :-) Sometimes it's self-defense.

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  38. What is "checking"? by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

    If you use webmail, checking involves a good bit of effort and attention on your part. But if you use a normal client, you have it running in the background checking on your behalf periodically and notifying you when mail arrives. Does the fact that my computer checks mail several hundred times a day make me an addict, or does it mean that whoever designed this survey thinks that "everyone uses webmail these days"?

  39. Is "addiction" the right word? by AnonymousJackass · · Score: 1

    "Addiction" sounds a little strong to me. I check my email all the time -- I keep Gmail open at work all day long, with thunderbird open in the background collecting my work emails. I like being in touch. At weekends, I'll check my email a couple of times per day. Basically, if I have internet access, I check it. But am I addicted? Do I start to sweat and shake if I don't check it? No. Do I get abusive if I don't check it? No. Do I feel severe anxiety if I don't check it? No.

    I'm not a psychologist, but I think professionals will tell you there's a big difference between being addicted and just liking to do something a lot!

  40. Terrible terminology... by Evro · · Score: 1

    http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Aaddiction

    Checking your email isn't an addiction unless you have develop physical or mental dependence on it. I've heard people refer to themselves as being addicted to email, but as a joke. For anyone to claim that people who check their email regularly are "addicted" is silly. Unless your desire to read your email causes you to do (or not do) something that causes you or others harm, it's certainly not an addiction, anymore than reading the newspaper is.

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  41. i like my addiction then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of all the addictions one can have, I am perfectly happy being addicted to e-mail.

  42. I'm curious by OnTheWay · · Score: 1

    how many people are constantly checking their email as an escape from their tedious or stressful job environments.

    1. Re:I'm curious by orderb13 · · Score: 1

      I actually check my mail more on days when I don't have anything to do than the days when I've got lots to do, which is why today I've already checked it like 20 times.

    2. Re:I'm curious by pLnCrZy · · Score: 1

      My email client gets opened up on Monday mornings and doesn't close until Friday afternoon when I go home. It's always running, always in view, and notifies me the moment new mail arrives. It lives on my second monitor. I would assume I'm not the only person who uses a setup like this, considering how important email is to my daily job functions.

  43. Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds to me like the Opinion Research Company is addicted to studies.

  44. Also addicted to: by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

    I too am addicted to email! I do it constantly and am even notified if emails come in! I'm also, clearly, addicted to the following:

    * Using restroom
    * Saving, compiling, and testing incremental changes to code base
    * Checking to see if additional bugs have been assigned to me
    * Walking my dogs
    * Eating
    * Listening to "Morning Edition"
    * Checking weather before walking to my car

    I need government sponsored action and possibly a large lawsuit!

    1. Re:Also addicted to: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed one:
      * Fondling myself while looking up pron on "google images"

    2. Re:Also addicted to: by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Clearly, you need help.

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    3. Re:Also addicted to: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, I think I'm addicted to working, too. I do it every day but when you stop to think about it, it kinda sucks. It'd be better for me if I spent more of my time at the museum, writing that great american novel, spending more time with the family or just generally enjoying life but instead like some hopeless addict I go to work every day. Someone help me, please!!

  45. 5 x per day? Perfect! by pete-classic · · Score: 1

    Rollie Hawk writes "41% of respondents start the day by checking their email. On the average, respondents admitted to checking their email five times a day. Just how addicted are the email-dependent among us? So heavily that one quarter of respondents won't go more than two or three days without it. Of course, by those standards, most Americans must be addicted to sex as well."

    This raises the important questions: Does Rollie's girlfriend have a sister, and if so, may I have her phone number?

    -Peter

  46. Let's be real... by brianerst · · Score: 1
    So heavily that one quarter of respondents won't go more than two or three days without it. Of course, by those standards, most Americans must be addicted to work, sex, and TV as well.
    Or, maybe two out of three if you read Slashdot.
  47. That study could be 100 years old by Cowardly+Anonym · · Score: 1

    U.S. residents are so hooked on the telephone that some use the telephone in the bathroom, in church and while driving, a new survey sponsored by America Online Inc. has found.

    The average telephone user in the U.S. has two or three phones and spends about an hour every day using them, according to the survey, conducted by Opinion Research Corp.

    Telephone dependency is so strong for 41% of survey respondents that they make telephone calls right after getting out of bed in the morning. The average user uses the telephone five times a day, according to the survey, which polled 4,012 respondents at least 18 years old in the 20 largest U.S. cities.

    About a fourth of respondents acknowledged being so addicted to the telephone that they can't go more than two or three days without using the telephone. That includes vacations, during which 60% of respondents admitted using the telephone.

    Unsurprisingly, all that telephone activity sometimes leads to regrets. Almost half of respondents -- 45% -- indicated they would like to have the ability to take back what they've said over the telephone.

    There is also some attachment anxiety to phone calls. A significant portion of respondents -- 43% -- would like to be able to track where their gossip get forwarded.

    The areas in which it's most likely to find telephone junkies are, in descending order: Miami/Fort Lauderdale, San Francisco, Philadelphia, New York and Houston.

    For those interested in curbing their telephone compulsion, here are some suggestions:

    Resolve not to use the telephone after a certain hour of the night, and respect the curfew.

    Close the loop on an ongoing telephone discussion by picking up a pen and writing to the other person.

    Consider how many phone calls you make.

    Act on every phone message you receive by deleting it, forwarding it, responding to it or filing it.

    Go without the telephone one day per week.

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  48. Work related by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many of these are work related? At work I check my email about 20 times a day. If I did not pay attention to it, I could lose my job for not keeping in touch.

    My personal email is only checked once or twice a day.

    Vacations and weekends are mine. No email unless I am working on a specific project.

  49. I wish... by Nameis · · Score: 1
    Just how addicted are the email-dependent among us? So heavily that one quarter of respondents won't go more than two or three days without it. Of course, by those standards, most Americans must be addicted to work, sex, and TV as well."

    If I can get sex even just half as often as I check my email, I shall be a happy man.

    1. Re:I wish... by orderb13 · · Score: 1

      If I got sex half as often as I checked email I think my heart would explode. Of course it is would be interesting because as the amount of sex increases the amount of email checking decreases, if for no other reason than you are either engaged in the sex act, or passed out from it, or eating the sandwhich or smoking the obligatory cig. But I'm pretty sure that wishing for sex half as often as checking your email would either kill someone, or make them get in really good shape.

    2. Re:I wish... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why what happened to your hand ? I know it is not the same, but you can enjoy yourself all day long :P

  50. Thank God for my Treo by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 1

    Thanks to my Treo, I get my corporate email delivered in near realtime via GoodLink and my personal email delivered every 15 minutes via ChatterEmail (3 IMAP, 2 POP).

    The really scary thing are holiday weekends. The emails slow down and I find myself sending myself test emails just to make sure my mail server didn't go down. Talk about a dependency... my email addiction is worse than my crack addiction or my PSP addiction. :)

  51. What a crock by stlhawkeye · · Score: 1
    I also urinate first thing in the morning and get uncomfortable if I go too long without doing so. It's not an addiction.

    I also eat breakfast, play with my dog, and read the newspaper every morning. Addiction is not the same as "routine".

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  52. Addicted Is Right... by MacDaffy · · Score: 1

    I do computer consulting for a living and the one thing I've come to detest is email. The sound of the word even sets my teeth on edge. It's the first thing customers ask about when I get their computers back to them.

    "Did you get all my eeeeemail???" "Is my eeeeemail still there?" "You aren't erasing my eeeeemail, are you?"

    My partner and I are indebted to these people and their addiction, but it has become the bane of our existence. Luckily, we're mostly a Mac OS X shop and it's easy to back up and restore their stuff if they use Apple Mail. I've also just learned how to convert Windows mailboxes to Apple format, so it'll be easier to avoid that whine: "Can you transfer my eeeeemail?!"

    Feh!

    1. Re:Addicted Is Right... by kosmicki · · Score: 1

      I know that feeling, and I just sysadmin for my family... Lost lots of it due to damn pop3... Once I get my email server up, it's all IMAP baby!

  53. Typical /. response is... by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course, by those standards, most Americans must be addicted to work, sex, and TV as well.

    What is this "sex" thing you speak of? I can find no reference to it in any of my emails.

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    1. Re:Typical /. response is... by teelasdad · · Score: 1

      i can send you some of mine - i have tons of them with "penis enlargement", "nude girls ...", "free sex ..."

    2. Re:Typical /. response is... by Racter · · Score: 1
      Duh! I swear, some people need to get their priorities straight.

      I found it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex

    3. Re:Typical /. response is... by fk319 · · Score: 1

      What SPAM filter do you use?

    4. Re:Typical /. response is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my god man, what email filter are YOU using?

    5. Re:Typical /. response is... by doublem · · Score: 1

      Sex is great.

      You should try it.

      It's even better with a partner.

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    6. Re:Typical /. response is... by lewiz · · Score: 1

      What... don't you get spam?

    7. Re:Typical /. response is... by tedhiltonhead · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow, I want to use *your* anti-spam filter!

    8. Re:Typical /. response is... by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      I think you clearly need to see this...

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    9. Re:Typical /. response is... by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      Hey, _i_ know what sex is, and i won't go without it for two or three years either, so i'm definitely addicted... er, wait, two or three _days_? Crap, nevermind.

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    10. Re:Typical /. response is... by syukton · · Score: 1

      You know, sex. aka 53x, 5ex, s3x, se7x.

      heh.

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    11. Re:Typical /. response is... by BlastQuake · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure his wife is available.

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  54. Until I noticed the editor, yeah by ianscot · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I did wonder, and scanned down the post looking for what physical traits "e-mail" might have that would either encourage an addiction (clicks like an addicted mouse on a wheel?) or break as a result of an addiction (smoking servers?). Both a total reach, I know. And nothin', nada.

    Take a look at the editor who put this up, though. Whatever the original poster chose on the way in, it's the editor who needs to figure out how things fit together. Taco, Taco, Taco.

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  55. For some its not an addiction by lilrowdy18 · · Score: 1

    At the company I work for we use email as a way to handle support requests. We use Groupwise as our email system and have a folder full of emails to keep track of support requests. I must check that box 20-25 times a day or more to see how current SR are doing and which ones need my attention.

    On a side note our Groupwise server alos has the ability to retract unread emails. It has saved me from having a partner/manager read some un-tactful emails. I guess you could say go Novell??? :)~

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    I had a nightmare and in it there was all these 1's and 0's floating around. I even think I seen a 2.

    1. Re:For some its not an addiction by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Groupwise has been used here, too. I find it kinda funny when I see "X would like to retract email Y" messages - anything sent to me by Groupwise users is forwarded out of the Groupwise system to an Imap server...

  56. Life by mattmentecky · · Score: 1

    Of course, by those standards, most Americans must be addicted to work, sex, and TV as well."

    To nitpick for a second, arent the first two well...essential to life? Wouldn't necessarily call that an addiction....

    And whats with the 'Americans' snark? Last time I checked the rest of the world works and has sex too, hell Americans rank lower in industrialized nationals among sexual activity!

    1. Re:Life by orderb13 · · Score: 1

      Can you cite your source on this one, or are you just making it up?

  57. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their study of 4,012 adults in the twenty largest U.S. cities found that 41% of respondents start the day by checking their email.

    How many people start the day by reading their post? Does this mean that they are all addicted to snail mail?

    If that's the criteria people are using for addiction these days, well then I'm addicted to using public transport, I'm addicted to cups of tea and I'm addicted to listening to the radio.

  58. Forget e-mail addiction by 1967mustangman · · Score: 1

    Forget all the e-mail addiction. What about all those out there addicted to /.

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  59. Wow -- this is really interesting article... by IronChefMorimoto · · Score: 1

    ...and I have a few thoughts on it... ...wait...gotta check my e-mail. Be right back.

    IronChefMorimoto

  60. Where is the study about /.? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is the stufy about the addictive nature of /. and how many times a day someone checks it or how long they can last without it?

  61. Email to SMS.... by Piranhaa · · Score: 1

    I remember when I would check my email many times per day. I now have all my emails forwarded to my hotmail account and have them SMS'd to my cell phone. This saves lots of time on my part, and I get INSTANT notifications on when my emails come in! It's great

  62. Vehicular Addiction by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

    This is bad. What is becoming of the American citizenry? It is already sad to see the Vehicular addicts each morning, and now this? Yes, Vehicular Addicts. Those people who must satiate their addiction to vehicles by driving one each day. The worst of them actually 'shoot up' by driving first thing each morning, sometimes even before coffee (double addiction jeapordy there my friends!)! It is sad to see people being enslaved by their cars, and now even by email. What a sad sad people we have become. We need to appoint a presidential commission to combat these addictions before lest consume our society!

    I think in twenty years people will look back on those that tried to flag the acceptance and inclusion of technologies into our lives as 'addictions', will scoff and use the surnames of those who did the calling as jokes in themselves.

    "Rollie Hawk writes "Are you addicted to email?

    Are you a 'Rollie' Head too? Shall we check you into the clinic now? Ha Ha Ha!

    1. Re:Vehicular Addiction by NateTech · · Score: 1

      There's something to be said for your "vehicular addiction" comments.

      People have marketed cars and the "fun" of driving them to other people for so long now, that it's not about getting from one place to another.

      It's so tied to our idea of "Freedom" to drive cars that we have our collective dicks caught in the meat grinder of the Middle East.

      In a country where a middle-class couple can purchase a moderately sized house on a moderately sized plot of land, there's definitely enough monetary resources to move the vast majority of people from homes to workplaces with mass transit. It's just not how we choose to live.

      Sadly, much of that is driven by the very marketing that sells us on "beautiful" cars.

      The average American knows more about the performance of various models of car than they know about personal finance and balancing a checkbook, and it shows in our reflection -- what we ask our government to do in terms of transportation policy and eventually as the oil becomes harder to get, foreign policy.

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  63. Obligatory "In Korea only old people...email" post by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 1

    In Korea, only old people check their email five times a day.

  64. Does this count work emails? by tscheez · · Score: 0

    Because I will check personal email accounts around 3-5 times a day. But my work email account gets checked much more than that.

    I am not any more "addicted" to checking my work email than my personal email accounts, I just have to check it or else my work never gets done.

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  65. horsefeathers by joeslugg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Saying people are "addicted" to email because they check it 3-5 times a day is like saying people are "addicted" to the phone because they choose to answer it every time it rings. Or for that matter, checking your snail-mail box once a day (you ADDICT!). Oh, I check my wristwatch a few times a day to see what time it is - does this make me a TIME addict?

  66. this is stupid by jchawk · · Score: 1

    I work for an ISP my whole day is spent reading email. That's how I interact with tech support / sales / the rest of the company.

    They know better then to call the engineers, we hate that. :-P

  67. I need to check it 5 times a day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I didn't check my email at least 5 times a day, I would be fired.

  68. 30? by mindaktiviti · · Score: 1

    Rookie. :P

  69. 5x a day makes them an addict?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're addicted because they check their e-mail 5 times a day? Sheeesh! I masturbate 5 times a day and that doesn't make me a compulsi -- OH GOD I HAVE TO GET THIS LOAD OUT!!

  70. Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I only have one addiction, thankyou very much! I'm addicted to... um... damn I can't remember ^^ It must not have been very important :) Ah well. Oh it's 15 till, better check my email! see yas

  71. but,,, by erwin · · Score: 1

    I'm just lonely nad bored....is that such a bad thing?

  72. IMAP with IDLE support by Gudlyf · · Score: 1

    If you're sitting at a workstation all day and your mail server uses IMAP with IDLE support, I guess that means you're constantly checking your email...

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  73. I'd kind of like to do away with it by eric76 · · Score: 1

    I've had e-mail accounts since the late 80s. Back then, you rarely received anything, but when you did, it was usually worth reading.

    These days, I've gotten to the point where I have little use for e-mail.

    99% of the non-spam (and of course, 100% of the spam) is completely useless.

    The net result is that if you send me an e-mail these days, you have to call me up to tell me you sent it so that I'll check the e-mail box.

  74. Addiction or forced by frieked · · Score: 1

    While at work, outlook never closes and I have notifications on my screen every time a new email comes in which is pretty often. It's a part of my job. When I leave my desk my blackberry comes with me so I can see any email that I'm missing while I'm not there... but am I addicted? I'd say no. I just do my job. When 5:00 rolls around I check my home email sometime after dinner and don't really touch the computer after that. I think those of us that are forced to do it as part of our daily routine in fact don't even like email.

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  75. Email Addiction? Yeah Right! by ndansmith · · Score: 1
    I hate email. It is how I get my bills. It is how I get more tasks at work. It is full of spam.

    Every day that I don't have to check my email is a blessing.

  76. Lets clarify by BaudKarma · · Score: 1

    It's not an addiction if you're expecting something vital or important. I keep Outlook running all the time at work, and it checks my Email every five minutes. Thats because part of my job is communicating with my coworkers, and email is one of the ways we do it.

    It's an addiction if you check your email obsessively, even though you know there's not anything vital in there. More spam, email from some joke list you signed up for, some piece of crap about a boy in England who has cancer and wants postcards... nothing even remotely important, but still you look. And you'll look again in 20 minutes, just in case.

    Think of it as obessively checking your answering machine for new messages, even though the little light isn't blinking.

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  77. Now featuring Email-DRM by Saeger · · Score: 1
    the ability to retract unread messages (45%) and a way to track the forwarding of their own email (43%)

    If that's really the case then it sounds like Microsoft will have its work cut out for them in selling DRM to these people, since that's the only reliable way a control-freak can track & control "his" email once it's on someone elses machine.

    Web-bug tracking images and return receipts aren't evil enough?

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  78. Check your spam filters then! by soapy2000 · · Score: 1

    Or look for the words "$ex", "pron" and "p0rn"...

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  79. Re:Email? Try Slashdot! by angrist · · Score: 2, Funny

    Amature

    I keep a browser window with slashdot open for 8 hours every day, and idly mouse 'up-down' to reload the page every few minutes.

  80. How I deactivated my Hotmail account by 3770 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had a hotmail account and there was no way to delete it.

    The only way for the account to be removed was if it was inactive for three months.

    I tried many times to just stop logging in and checking my mail, but i always caved in and looked "just in case someone had sent something important".

    I was on track to never being able to deactivate that account.

    The maximum number of characters in the password was 20 characters.

    What I ended up doing was typing in 20 random characters, without looking, in notepad, then changed my password to that using copy/paste so I effectively locked myself out of the account. I needed the copy/paste so I could type in the new password twice.

    That was what finally worked for me.

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    1. Re:How I deactivated my Hotmail account by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I quit almost the same way.

      I locked my drug dealer in a metal box with three padlocks and threw away the combinations. I admit I suffered a bit during the first month. The screaming and scratching and crying... I couldn't sleep for days on end. But that was what finally worked for me.

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  81. Addicted to email by unk1911 · · Score: 1

    When my email arrives, I automatically receive an audible notification on my cellphone and can check the message right from the phone. So it's essentially beeing fed to me 'intravenously' so to speak. Does that make an addict of me?

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  82. Trends by tfcdesign · · Score: 1

    I remember wy back in 1995 when work got email and how it changed everything. Email saps up at least the first 2 hours of the day.

    Also, people like me use email for business communication. We need to check it frequently to make sure the info we have been waiting for hasnt arrived. (I made client make make sounds so I dont have to look).

    What I am afraid of is how much I am addicted to blogs like Slashdot.com. For myself, reading blogs is the biggest time waster.

  83. Is this a surprise? by TheInternet · · Score: 1

    People like to be connected to each other. I'm not sure you can qualify a form of human contact as addiction.

    - Scott

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  84. SMTP going the way of NNTP by Werrismys · · Score: 1
    Was addicted to usenet.

    Used to use email as main form of communication.

    Now usenet is mostly dead except for some very specialized newsgroups, and use of SMTP for non-commercial or work-related purposes is too awkward thanks to the sheer volumes of crap.

    Spammers killed news and mail for me, I never hid my email address and never will, that's THE POINT of being reachable via email. Thank god most IRC networks still are fine and SMS costs money per message.

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    'Once scientists, even the dim-witted social scientists, get muzzled, the Western Civilization is finished.' - oldhack
  85. This is the stupidest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuckin thing I've read in awhile (since this morning). So I should call 30 people instead of just emailing them? Or should I write a letter and mail it to someone on the other side of the planet. I suppose I'm also addicted to my car, since I have to drive that every day to work. I suppose I'm also addicted to a hammer because it hammers in nails better than any other tool (except for a nailing gun, but I'm not allowed to play with those). Of course, I didn't read the article, but what a bunch of fuckin retards who don't understand how something can become a tool, like a hammer, a harpoon or an aligator, you just need more education.

  86. Not addicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not that I'm addicted. It's that I get so much spam that I need to keep checking and emptying my mailbox or it'll overflow!

  87. Even WORSE! by nugneant · · Score: 3, Funny

    Most Americans cannot go one day without checking their postal mail!!

    In fact, in a recent study conducted by Nugneant Industries, over 100% of Americans witnessed the sight of a motorcar! When asked if they could possibly live life for three days without looking at a motorcar, they were most likely to answer "no", or offer a sarcastic wisecrack in its stead! America is addicted to the sight of wheeled machinery!

    Most Americans ANSWER THEIR TELEPHONE WHEN IT RINGS!!! I don't believe I need to expungate on the addictive dangers therein!

    I think the conclusion is quite obvious - we're a people addicted to communication and transport! Hopefully a nice, well meaning New Age Liberal surgeon general will issue a proclomation about these events in the future! If only that open minded and charismatic Ronald Reagan was still in office - I'm sure he could convince those bad guys in blue to stop his part in the daily addiction of postal mail.

    Now, excuse me while I go light up a cigarette...

    1. Re:Even WORSE! by Danuvius · · Score: 1
      Most Americans ANSWER THEIR TELEPHONE WHEN IT RINGS!!! I don't believe I need to expungate on the addictive dangers therein!
      No. No. Really there is no need to expungate on the addictive dangers, as such. Not as such, no.

      But one would be mighty appreciative if one chosing not to expungate would at least annihilate on said dangers. Briefly, at least.
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      Akarsz Magyar Gentoo fórumot? Akkor
    2. Re:Even WORSE! by nugneant · · Score: 1

      Too late.

      Like many hysteria robots, I have already inducted my self destruct sequence.

      I mean, er, expungator.


      So what's all this talk about the "red" button? That's something about Cold War Russia, right? "Red". I'm clever. I watch FOXnews nightly. Ah well, push those Russian buttons, see if IConnection with host lost...

  88. Oh brother! by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    WTF are you supposed to do?
    Boss: "Did you get that email about the Johnson account?"
    You: "No."
    Boss: "Is there a problem with email today? I sent it this morning!"
    You: "I dunno. I'm not checking email today. I feel I'm becoming addicted to email. So, I'm weaning myself off this dependence slowly."
    Boss: "Why don't you run down to HR and they can help you wean yourself completely. As it turns out, we have a program that helps with this sort of thing. It's sort of a tough-love approach."

  89. What about . . . by npsimons · · Score: 1
    Slashdot addiction?


    (hits reload for the nth time today)

  90. Sex Addicts? by stinerman · · Score: 1

    Hey, I'd like to make sure I get my fill of the ol' lady every 2 or 3 days, but it doesn't always work out that way.

    1. Re:Sex Addicts? by lotrtrotk · · Score: 1

      I Think the better way to put it is that you'd like that SHE get her fill of YOU.

    2. Re:Sex Addicts? by stinerman · · Score: 1

      Touche, good sir!

      Next time I get mod points, you'll be up one on the rest.

  91. Only five times? by Xionn · · Score: 1

    I've got Kmail setting in the system-tray checking my mail every 15min. In the course of a day that sums up to a lot more than 5 times. I should get help.

  92. Re:Email? Try Slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I check Slashdot 20 or 30 times a day.

    Dude, install an RSS reader already.

  93. Does this qualify as "addiction" by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    I think the term is being misued here. I check my snail mail box every day, too. Am I addicted to that? Christ on a Ritz crakcer, does everything under the sun have to be painted as an impending cirsis or failure of the human spirit? An addiction is a *compulsive* need. Most of these people check their email because SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE EMAILED THEM! DUH!

  94. Quick question by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

    So heavily that one quarter of respondents won't go more than two or three days without it. Of course, by those standards, most Americans must be addicted to work, sex, and TV as well.

    Does that make my ex-girlfriend unamerican?

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  95. Other things I'm addicted too: by antis0c · · Score: 1

    Eating
    Drinking Liquids
    Sleeping
    Walking
    Breathing
    Blinking
    P utting Pants on
    Tieing my Shoes
    Wiping my Ass

    --

    ..There's a-dooin's a-transpirin'
    1. Re:Other things I'm addicted too: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Putting Pants on

      This one can be treated.

  96. Sex addiction? by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    We're geeks. How can we be addicted to something we never get.

    Obsessed? Yes. Addicted? No.

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    If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
  97. Woops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If checking your E-Mail 5 times a day is addiction, what does it mean if I have a script that checks my mail every 10 minutes, and GMail notifier for everytime I start Firefox?

  98. Only 30 times per day? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Bah. Real addicts have slashdot on a 60 second refresh.

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  99. It's only an addiction if you can't give it up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These so-called 'studies' don't prove that we're addicted to email - only that we find it useful.

    I drive my car five times a day - I read books five times a day - I write five post-it notes a day - am I addicted to driving, reading and post-it notes too?

    It's ridiculous to count the number of times someone does something and decide based only on that information that we have some kind of an 'addiction' that needs to be 'cured'.

    If you take away someone's email, what symptoms do they exhibit? Nausea? Muscle aches? Uncontrolled shivering? Loss of productivity maybe?

    Bah.

  100. Why this is called an addiction... by skink1100 · · Score: 1

    Every year in the US and elsewhere, many thousands of University students graduate with a degree in Psychology. With few exceptions, that degree is about as good for wiping ones ass as finding a job. Enter the "Substance Abuse and Addiction Racket", an offshoot of psychology that postulates that everything from drugs to video games to pornography to (yes) email are addictive. A great many of the alarmist talk shows and news programs promote this notion with interviews of tearful victims who admit their "problem", especially after some not-so-subtle prodding from another guest who happens to be a psychologist. The end result is that many psychologists (not lucky enough to be hired by Oprah or Dr. Phil) get to work in treatment centers for various "addictions".

    S

  101. related /. polls by Tired_Blood · · Score: 1

    How Long From Wake-Up to Email
    I Have X Email Addresses

    Myself:
    1-2 hours (time from bed to office)
    5-8 email accounts (between school/work/personal/temporary)

    I know that I don't have an email addiction. Now a generalized internet addiction, that's a slightly different story.

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    This is not my sig.
  102. 5 times a day? by Craig_P92669 · · Score: 0

    Great, I look like Keith Richards compared to these guys.

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  103. GroupWise can do that by Milo+Fungus · · Score: 1
    ...the ability to retract unread messages (45%) and a way to track the forwarding of their own email (43%)

    Novell Groupwise can do at least the first one. I don't know about the second one. I used to work in a corporate environment that used GroupWise for email, calendaring, and document sharing. You could monitor to see who had opened and read messages you sent out. Handy feature, that.

    Here's a related anecdote: My brother's wife worked as a secretary downstairs in the office building, and we used to chat over email. One day I accidentally emailed her from the shared account used by my team (we were in end-user tech support). In the email I told her about the date I had been on the night before, and how we had kissed rather awkwardly at the end of it. She replied to the shared account and included my original message. She retracted the message as soon as she realized what she had done, but not before my supervisor had read it. Luckily he just thought it was funny.

    And the happy ending: The second kiss was much less awkward, and we were happily married a few months later (and still are). The crimson color of my face eventually faded, but my supervisor still mentioned the event to me and chuckled on my last day o work.

  104. News.com story from last Thursday... by antdude · · Score: 1

    CNET News.com also reported this last Thursday.

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  105. Totally off topic... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

    This is way off the subject, but this is the third time today I've either read somebody or heard somebody say something like this: ...check my physical mail box every day, just to see how much less money I'm going to have after I do bills...

    What I want to know is: How can you not know already? Why are people afraid to check the mail, or hate when bills arrive? Don't you all already know how much money you spent, and when payment is due?

    I have a huge ass mailbox because I often go weeks at a time witout checking it, yet still all my bills get paid on time, becuase bills are either recurring debt or I can't help but know what money I spent and, if it was on credit, when I need to pay off the balance by. The only things that vary are the electric and gas bills, and those hardly ever are more than a few dollars different than the same month last year. Do other people just not keep track?

    1. Re:Totally off topic... by Electroly · · Score: 1

      Surprise! People are stupid.

    2. Re:Totally off topic... by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Well, for me, I graduated not so long ago, so I'm always anxious to see when my student loans are going to come rolling in the door. Also, there's those yearly recurring bills, then there's car insurance, which I pay semi-annually, etc, etc. I usually know how much I have to pay, but if I get a bill for DoctorX or TaxCollectorY, I'd like to know about it. And sure, it's only about 20$ or so, but that's 20$ less I have to spend on toys : ]

    3. Re:Totally off topic... by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Ever look at the statistics on credit card abuse and bankruptcy?

      As best as I can tell, you're ahead of at least 50% of the idiots out there if you actually have a budget and try to stick to it.

      Any finanancial extra-credit above and beyond that like actually having savings and investments, is pretty impressive by today's U.S. standards of financial enlightenment.

      Remember, there ARE people out there who graduated high school in the U.S. who can not balance a checkbook. Some of them even claim to be proud of this fact.

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  106. Addiction & Adaptation by Quirk · · Score: 1

    What differentiates an addiction from an adaptation? When can an adaptation be said to have become an addiction? Playing with these ideas is a fun portal to understanding our makeup, but, at least for me, the answers aren't obvious. We function to a large degree by systems of negative feedback, with a few benign positive feedback loops, for example a sexual orgasim is the result of positive feedback, which for many can be said to be an addiction, there's evidence that less sexually active people live longer. Death is another example of positive feedback. Negative biological feedback systems keep us within balanced parameters. Balance while cycling is a great example of negative feedback functioning. Maybe an addiction can be said to be an adaptation that has gone into runaway and challenges the health of the system? My reading suggest our feedback systems are hierarchical and what is a benign or healthful adaptaion on one level can be a harmful addiction on another.

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    "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
    Cohen
  107. E-mail destroys the mind faster than marijuana! by antdude · · Score: 1

    I posted this story back in April on my Web site (AQFL):

    "Modern technology depletes human cognitive abilities more rapidly than drugs, according to a psychiatric study conducted at King's College, London. And the curse of 'messaging' is to blame.

    E-mail users suffered a 10 per cent drop in IQ scores, more than twice the fall recorded by marijuana users, in a clinical trial of over a thousand participants. Doziness, lethargy and an inability to focus are classic characteristics of a spliffhead, but e-mail users exhibited these particular symptoms to a "startling" degree, according to Dr. Glenn Wilson. The deterioration in mental capacity was the direct result of the trialists' addiction to technology, researchers discovered. E-mail addicts were bombarded by context switches and developed an inability to distinguish between trivial and significant messages. Incredibly, 20 per cent of trialists jeopardized their immediate social relations by rushing off to "check their messages" in the middle of a conversation.

    Wilson's research is no flash in the pan. Computer technology in its modern, "interconnected" form is dumbing down the population more rapidly than television."

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    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  108. Communication is not an addiction by bender647 · · Score: 1

    There was a time in my life I didn't go a day without making a phone call or writing a letter. Now I send emails. Sometime in the future, I won't send emails and there will be another way of communicating daily. This is not a big deal.

  109. Re:Email? Try Slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Damn, I wish I could laugh at that. If it wasn't for my need to look up error codes in Google I'd ask them to remove web access from my desk.

    Check CNN...check BBC...check Slashdot...anything new?...sure?...check again...repeat ad infinitum

  110. I don't know about you, but by mysidia · · Score: 1

    I suppose, then, I am addicted to electricity (like bender?) because I turn lights on more than 5 times a day. The "more than 5 times a day" sketch as equated to addiction is absurd.

    I must be addicted to food, because I eat or drink something more than 5 times a day.

    The word addicted is being abused. I find e-mail very useful, and I would be very unhappy and inconvenienced if I had to go without it.

    Using something habitually is not enough for addiction in my book. The thing must also be bad, its use at the habitual level must have produced mostly negative consequences. There must be an extremely compelling short-term benefit in exchange for severe negative long-term consequences of continuing the pattern.

    This is why we say people who take harmful drugs are addicted or drink a lot, whereas people who eat every day or just have a beer a week and or so and drink water many times a day are just satisfying their physical and personal needs and desires.. just going about their daily business.

    Eating food or drinking water every day is not going to hurt you in the long term, despite the short-term benefit. Your choice of foods is another matter (if you choose one sort of food every time and eat it too much, then there could be an addiction...)

    Most people eat food 3 times a day, we don't say they are addicted to food. Most people drink water many times a day, many people start their day doing this, but we don't say people are addicted to water. These habits sustain, add order to, and help make parts of our lives simpler and more manageable.

    There are other physical activities people do, like disposing of bodily wastes. These are natural seemingly harmless activities, just like checking e-mail.

    Habits help us focus our mental energies into planning out and explicitly making the decisions about the important things and problems in life: for the trivial things, habits are mostly sufficient, they reduce the amount of self-micromanagement of our activities that's necessary, and ideally they are a safe bet (best way to proceed).

    With e-mail checking, the habit may be there, but something else isn't... an impression on the people that e-mail is bad or unnatural. A desire to stop checking their e-mail which they can't fulfill without extreme effort and help: a true addiction.

    If it is not something degrading or that will get in the way that you should want to stop, then it is not an addiction.

  111. Netmail? Yes. E-mail? Not so much anymore. by kiddailey · · Score: 1


    Back in the glory days of FidoNET, I was extremely addicted to e-mail and message boards in general. I can only imagine how many hours I wasted watching the waiting for caller screen and logging onto my BBS the instant a mail packet arrived.

    What ruined it for me (and almost thankfully so) many years later was spam. Checking your e-mail every hour or so only to find a handful of spam is quite a buzzkill, obviously :D

  112. Re:The only distinction... by jokestress · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The distinction between addiction and habit?

    "...in my view the only reason to make the distinction is to persecute somebody." -- Thomas Szasz

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  113. Oh Noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm addicted to pissing in the morning, because every morning i have to pee. :(

  114. Crappy news... by Wile_E_Peyote · · Score: 1

    Is this the kind of crap that passes for news nowadays?

    I am ashamed for the morons who put this study together and worse, the idiots (ComputerWorld) that publish this kind of useless information.

  115. Or how about by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Because I'm required to? E-mail is how we get most of our important information at work. Most of our trouble tickets come in that way, as do any staff announcements. So first thing I need to do when I get to work is see what came in during the night, it might be something that needs fairly immediate attention. To not check my e-mail right away would be remiss in my job duties.

    This peice looks like just so much uninformed fluff from a behavioural research group with little knowledge about technology. I remember in one of my psyc courses there was someone doing research about Internet usage habits. One of the first things they wanted to know is how long you log on to the Internet each day. I asked them what they meant, I'm ALWAYS on the Internet. It had never occured to them that a home computer might work the same way the campus ones do and have continual net access.

    However even then they were trying to make it a seperate expeirence. In there mind there was a difference between being "online" and "offline". Like even if you had always on Internet, you stopped whatever you were doing to "get online" and did that seperatly. It was a foriegn concept that you migth pop open a browser, do a search, grab some information, and go right back to what you were doing in under a minute.

    Thus far I'm never seen a computer related addiction study that has been worth the paper it was printed on. It always seems the researchers don't proerly technology and they comit the cardinal sin of scientific research: They assume a conclusion and attempt to gather data to back it up (good science is done the other way, you try as hard as you can to prove your theory false).

  116. What about nymphomania? by Danuvius · · Score: 1
    People like to be connected to each other. I'm not sure you can qualify a form of human contact as addiction.
    What about nymphomania?
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    Akarsz Magyar Gentoo fórumot? Akkor
  117. Re:Email? Try Slashdot! by pg110404 · · Score: 1

    20 or 30 times a day? You're a slacker. I'm on it for 5 or 10 hours a day....

    Oh, hang on for a minute, I have to check my email. I think I might know somebody who actually cares enough to send me email.....

    ...
    ...
    ...

    Nope, false alarm.

  118. Uh...yeah by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

    How many people will go three days without access to a phone?

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  119. obligatory missing option by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    Of course, by those standards, most Americans must be addicted to work, sex, and TV as well

    And coffee.

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  121. Heavy use != Additction by luna69 · · Score: 1

    > Of course, by those standards, most Americans must
    > be addicted to work, sex, and TV as well."

    And breathing, sleeping, etc.

    This is dumb. The fact that modern work requires heavy use of a given tool does NOT mean that those who use that tool are addicted to it. Ten thousand years ago, most humans made heavy use - perhaps even all day long - of hand-held stone tools. Were they "addicted" to them? Or were they simply making efficient use of an effective tool?

    Sure, I check my email often, even on the weekends. And much of what is contained in that email has nothing to do with work. But that simply doesn't equate to addiction.

    This whole notion is simply dumb and ignores the realities of what email is and does in the modern world.

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    No gods, no demons, and no masters. Secular Humanism!
  122. Addiction to speech!? by potpie · · Score: 1

    My own research has found that most Americans engage in speech at least 5 times per day, sometimes even 5 times per hour! Are Americans addicted to conversation? What about other forms of simple communication? Many Americans also write things and type things.

    I say we nip this addiction in the bud. Luckily, most Americans use something called "language" for these purposes. The solution is obvious: put a high excise tax on language! We've got to fight this addiction!

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    Esoteric reference.
  123. Whoa this is news!!! by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    And in other news, human beings were proven to be "addicted" to breathing, blinking, eating, urinating and defecating, since these are all activities that they have been spotted doing up to many times daily. These activities fulfill the definition of addiction since the subjects demonstrate a change in behaviour to attempt to fulfill these activities even when their ability to do so is taken away.

    Of course science, unlike other human professions, actually requires that the scientist use his brain once in a while since it's not just about the facts, it's about how those facts fit into the big picture. We can talk about people who have 126mg/dL of blood glucose all day long without it having any meaning. It's only when I point out that this is the cutoff for screening tests for diabetics to make the test MORE SENSITIVE, but having one blood glucose level above 126mg/dL does NOT make you a diabetic, that things start to make sense.

    Addiction is a word that is currently being used out of context to "prove" any number of "points" where the doubtful results of poorly constructed "experiments" are shoved down our throats by the press because they can associate the stigma that goes with the word "Addict" to just about any situation, and help spread some guilt and blame around, which after all is what sells copy.

    I would have expected slashdot to be above this, but obviously things have changed over the past few years.

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  124. Re:Email? Try Slashdot! by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    You call that an addiction? That's not an addiction, that is way too healthy.

    Now get in front of your computer and give me 600 /. refreshes.

  125. that's my job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I don't check email several dozen times a day it would be hard to know what's going on. In fact, as I type this, there is a second monitor just to the left with a full screen display of my email reader and the 41 items in my inbox today. :)

  126. demands of business by PMuse · · Score: 1

    So heavily that one quarter of respondents won't go more than two or three days without it.

    If I went 3 days without checking my physical mail or voice mail, my customers would dump me. No less so my email.

    Do you at Opinion Research Corporation wait 3 days before responding to business communications? Well, neither do I. Wise up, guys. Email isn't a toy and hasn't been for a decade, even in the most backwards industries. It is a tool for time-critical communications.

    [Sent from my BlackBerry Wireless Handheld]

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    "We reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals." --The American President (20.1.2009)
  127. Re:E-mail is a primary means of communication at w by agent+oranje · · Score: 1

    Exactly - without email, I don't even have work to do. Do I check my email when I wake up in the morning? Yup, that's how I know what I'm doing at work that day. Same with checking my email while at work, same with checking my email while at home. If I have work to do, I find out via email - if I don't check my email, I will soon get fired.

    I do, however, have a separate email address dedicated to social email, and probably a sum total of 4 people ever send me mail there. On average, I get like one social email every two days or so, and that usually sits in my inbox for a few days before I reply. Does that make me an eJunkie? No, but the compulsive web surfing certainly does.

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  128. This menace must be stopped! by Laxitive · · Score: 1

    Dear friends,

    I write this to inform you of a grave danger to you and your loved ones. I speak of "electronic mail", also known as "email" and sometimes simply referred to as "mail" in current street culture.

    This growing threat, innocuous as it may sound, stands poised to subvert your very way of life. Even if you are wise enough to stay away from this terrible affliction disguised as techno-panacea, your spouse, children, parents, and all you love are still at risk.

    "Electronic mail", a sub-project of the larger "Internet" project, is the result of several years of secret development by the US military several decades ago. Once released to the public, it was quickly recognized and began to be used in the mainstream. Academics were the first to be affected - a test population chosen by the defense department to examine the effects of this "technology" on an unsuspecting, well-educated individuals.

    The technology quickly spun out of control, and even the military project that spawned it could not control it.

    Millions of Americans are now plagued by this disease. Consumers of email are generally referred to as "users". You might be a user yourself. If you are not, your husband or wife might be one. Or your children. This evil is easily accessible even through public institutions such as schools and libraries. It has infiltrated our society to the core, and we shall face many tribulations along the path of extracting ourselves from the mess we have so naively gotten ourselves into.

    E-mail addiction is NOT a joke. It is a serious problem, and it needs to be solved.

    Please visit http://www.stopthespread.org/ to find out if you could be affected, and how you can help.

    Before ending my communication, however, I shall inform you of common symptoms of electronic mail "users", so that you may easily tell if those that are close to you are affected.

    If brought into daylight, email "users" squint and become disoriented. This is due to inordinate amount of time spent in front of a computer monitor, consuming electronic mail. Users' eyes become unhealthy, and weak - accustomed to low-light environments - and are unable to cope with the flood of stimulus provided by normal daylight.

    Electronic mail users also become irritable, but otherwise unresponsive when taken away from a networked computer. Their mind, usually trained by the addiction to respond only to social stimulus through a digital networked medium, will stop recognizing normal, casual, face-to-face social stimulation.

    Usage of common electronic mail slang by an individual in normal speech is a very good indication that he or she is a user. Some common slang words are 'lol', 'rofful', and 'rottilfamao'. These are strange translations of our normal laugh stimulus into the electronic mail medium. Many users even forget how to laugh, remembering only how to vocalize these alien words to express amusement or happiness.

    If confronted, many users will deny that they have a problem. This is common characteristic of any addiction, and it's no different with those addicted to electronic mail. Visit our web-site for details on concrete actions you can take to help the user and place them back on the path of a normal life.

    YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

    This problem affects ALL OF US.

    Stopthespread is also promoting legislative solutions to curb this growing menace. Please call your local representative and encourage them to take this issue seriously.

    Yours Sincerely,
    Laxitive
    Spokesperson
    Stopthespread. org

  129. Speedy Delete by Tolzak · · Score: 1

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  130. Not addicted... by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1
    I don't see what all the fuss about email is - sure, it's a useful communications tool but then again so are most other methods. Email in this respect is not unique.

    For me, my main communications tools are:

    IRC - anyone can reach me at any time when I'm at my PC, if I'm away or out then I can pick up their PM on my return.
    Mobile phone - either phone calls or SMS can be used to contact me anytime, anywhere.
    Instant Messaging - I occasionally logon to IM networks, however this is not very often as these types of service tend to intrude on me too much whereas other communication services allow me to deal with information in my own time.

    I see email as merely an Internet-based replacement for information-based postal services with a few addititions, most importantly that it allows for near-instant delivery 24/7. I simple have my email client open and if I get new mail I get notified in the bottom right corner of my screen. If I choose not to read the email instantly an envelope icon remains in my system tray to remind me it's there.

    I can see why it might be different for those with webmail, as with webmail the user has to actively carry out the task of checking for email, but for myself as an email client user, I'll admit it is a useful tool, but only one of a number of communications tools I use on a daily basis.

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  131. Email proves that others are aware of me by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    And if others are aware of me, then I must exist. I get email, therefore I am. Now excuse me while I turn on my spam filt!#%^T!@^~no carrier

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  132. Automation addiction? by Shazow · · Score: 1

    I check my email 288 times a day (that's once every 5 minutes). Or actually, my computer does and alerts me when something comes in. I also check some websites about 24 times a day. Or actually, my RSS aggregator does that. I check my IM messages roughly 86400 times a day. Or actually, my IM client does it for me. When I'm away, I can have my messages and emails forwarded to my cellphone, or I fetch them off my PDA occasionally.

    Am I addicted?

    I think a better guage for addiction is how much effort one is willing to exert to achieve some sort of menial satisfaction. Or rather, has the satisfaction gotten to the point that it's no longer menial...

    Maybe I'm wrong, but, if anything, this article has little to say about addiction. If anything, it's just a testiment that the Internet is a success, but I think that we, here at Slashdot, already knew that. ;-)

    - shazow

  133. could do without reciept notifications by doorbender · · Score: 1

    Until very recently I never stored my email pws. the one time years ago something malicious tryed to email out it asked for my pw and alerted me to it's presence. so i felt that was a reasonable security measure.

    lately it got to be to much of a hassel now that i am checking multiple accounts for werk so i gave in and just hope my anti-virus sw holds up.

    the next thing i hope to quell is the reciept notification popup. I want some of those people to realize that the stuff I am emailing them is _not_ that important. The stuff that is crucial to our business never gets tagged for reciept or tagged important but some GUY who's EMAILing ME pics of his daughter at homecoming has reciept notification turned on.

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  134. OH NOES! by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    I also check my answering machine everytime I come home. And some people even *gasp* read the newspaper in the morning. It must be an addiction!

    If anything social creatures, such as human beings, have a natural desire to communicate. Checking email occationally seems to be more natural than not checking your email.

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  135. I am addicted: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am addicted to talking:
    I start the day by talking to my fiance, and then I talk up to 10-20 more times in that day. I am also addicted to IM. I respond to 3-27 IMs a day. Wow, I have problems.

    Ohh wait, by this study everyone is addicted to communication, lord help us.

  136. s / addiction / obsession by ArcSecond · · Score: 1

    The word "addiction" gets thrown around a lot.

    In most cases, when the topic is not some chemical substance (nicotine, caffeine, crack, etc.), the proper term is "obsession". Obsessive behaviour and addiction are certainly linked, but I think the distinction is important.

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  137. Did They Read IT? by TheOzz · · Score: 1
    There is a tool out there to feed a few of these email addicts. It's not free, but the concept could easily be replicated on your own server as long as the recipient accepts HTML formatted email.

    Here's what it does for the addict.
    1. Tracks when an email was read
    2. Tracks how long email was viewed
    3. Tracks where it was read - (Yeah Right, How could this be? Do they think IP Addresses are geographic?)
    4. If message was forwarded then goto to 1.

    I have not looked hard at how it works, but I suspect that the system embeds a small graphic that is loaded off of a remote web server where the are doing extensive logging and reporting back to the addict..I mean sender. If that is it, then you could easily replicate that by adding a graphic to your signature that loads from your web server.

    The server is called DidTheyReadIt?
    1. Re:Did They Read IT? by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Good luck making the embedded graphic thing work with Gmail. It doesn't display external images unless you explicitly ask it to.

    2. Re:Did They Read IT? by TheOzz · · Score: 1

      True...but I don't think that these folks are tagetin Gmail users as theor primary client base.

  138. Addiction! It's everywhere! by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    Oh my God, I'm addicted to talking to people! Hardly a day goes by that I don't talk to somebody!

    Chris Mattern

  139. You pee only 2-3 times a day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I pee at least twice, often times around 3 times a day.


    OT, but this means you're not drinking nearly enough water, and there are most likely some kidney stones in your future.

  140. So why is this in Hardware ? by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1
    E-mail is a software application...

    Yes, I guess at some point there is a server or two out there, and I read it on a piece of hardware - but Hardware ?

    You have to love slashdot catagories

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  141. Re:Email? Try Slashdot! by CFTM · · Score: 1

    I tend to check slashdot 20-30 times a day, during the work week, but I'd hardly call it an addiction. When I don't come to work, I don't check slashdot...I think it's directly related to how fucking bored I get at work.

  142. So many addictions... by SoCalEd · · Score: 1

    I'm mostly addicted to snail mail. I check my mailbox everyday, except Sundays and holidays.

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  143. Addiction or Socializing? by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
    E-mail is just one method of social interaction. My wife checks e-mail all the time, she enjoys the social interaction with distant friends. She enjoys talking on the phone. She enjoys spending time with friends. Sometimes she even enjoys _my_ company. I'd hardly call her addicted to e-mail; I'd say she's a social creature, as we all are.

    And e-mail is old-school interaction: it's like writing letters, which is what people used to do before telephones.

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  144. another addiction by hesiod · · Score: 1

    I'm addicted to voicemail. BECAUSE I NEED IT TO WORK, just like Email. Just because you do something a lot it's not an addiction. The title of this article is asinine, bullshit hype. I check my Email all the time, because if I didn't, I wouldn't be doing my freaking job!

  145. I knew I was addicted by bahwi · · Score: 1

    when I was looking for a cruise and the deciding factor was whether or not I can get internet in my cabin.

    Of course, it's good, I use it for work, I IM or call my friends. It's just communication, and that's what people are really addicted too, humans are a very community-oriented species. It's just a new way, and this is a way of saying "You're addicted! Ahhh! Run!!! Look at our reports! We're useful!!!! AHH!!" Nothing more, nothing less.

    1. Re:I knew I was addicted by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      If you're picking a cruse based on internet access in the cabin then you are probably addicted to masturbation.

      Try Hustler.

      And please understand that I don't say any of this from a position of superiority.

      -Peter

  146. Addicted? Hardly by trainsnpep · · Score: 1
    Their study of 4,012 adults in the twenty largest U.S. cities found that 41% of respondents start the day by checking their email.
    You check your answering machine when you come home from work, don't you? I wonder how many people are addicted to answering machines.

    On the average, respondents admitted to checking their email five times a day.
    I check my e-mail around 50 times: Whenever I'm on the computer Thunderbird checks every 5 minutes. I'm not addicted to e-mail, but the point of it is quick communication, right? What's the point if it takes you two days to reply? At that rate you can call the person when you get around to it, or in some cases snail mail them.

    So heavily that one quarter of respondents won't go more than two or three days without it.
    See above.

    The thing with e-mail is that in most cases you need to actively check it. You check your mail as often as it comes, why not e-mail? You usually check your voicemail when it comes, so why not e-mail? Addicted? Hardly.

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  147. sex addiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You think two days without sex is unusual. Wait till you get married.

    1. Re:sex addiction by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

      i think masturbation is considered sex

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  148. Yes, I check my email, it's called work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

    1. Re:Yes, I check my email, it's called work. by buddhapkt · · Score: 1

      Exactly...Email is my companies primary form of communication and I have to check it all day. We are just now starting to use Lotus Sametime IM, but that will never replace the ol' email. Someone will come up with a cross between email and IM so its all the same. If you are "active" you receive the information as an instant message, if you are "in-active" or offline the information is stored on server. One interface to rule them all.

    2. Re:Yes, I check my email, it's called work. by Ptur · · Score: 1

      Actualy, most IM apps work this way, you get the messages as soon as you get online... But because of the interface, you can't sort messages in folders and most of them are oneliners, but it works...

  149. notifiers and feeds by vnode · · Score: 1

    Having notifiers and feeds helps a lot for those over addicted email users.. I used to check my email every 5 minutes. Now, I let the notifiers do that. Although I open the browser and do an occasional refresh (just to try and beat the notifier). For slashdoters, the best way is to use ATOM/RSS feeds so that we dont have to come here every 10 minutes!! (If you are like me and come back and read all comments, then this wont work for you :-) ) Vnode

  150. What is this "sex" that they speak of? by artemis67 · · Score: 1

    Is this a new Linux distro?

    1. Re:What is this "sex" that they speak of? by rcw-work · · Score: 1

      It's a text editor.

  151. Five Times? by almeida · · Score: 1

    Five times a day is an addiction? When I was in college, I got an email from root telling me to stop checking my mail so often because it was bringing down the server.

    "You are connecting to the imap server so frequently as to impact imap service for others."

    Now that's addiction!

  152. 90% of Americans: "I am addicted to my own blood!" by Mike+Farooki · · Score: 1

    Most workers in cube hell are no more addicted to checking email than they are addicted to the air they must breathe to survive.

    I don't know about where you guys work, but to say that every co-worker I've had in the past 4 years "checks his email" is probably a misnomer. Outlook, that evil beast, is always open, always notifying people immediately when they have new mail.

    (Side rant: Why do they insist on CC:ing half the company, even when they're not tattling or trying to save their own asses? The Reply-All button is a bug, not a feature. As a web dork, I have no need to know that Dolores in Accounts Receiveables needs clarification on that invoice Herb sent to ACME Inc.)

  153. Re:Email? Try Slashdot! by caluml · · Score: 1
    I may check my email 5 times a day, but I check Slashdot 20 or 30 times a day.

    You know what's even worse? Fark. Once you pop. you can't stop.

  154. A worse addiction by iphayd · · Score: 1

    I take 18,720 hits of air per day. Without it, I notice _severe_ withdrawl within seconds, and realize that I will die within minutes without another hit.

    I'd better get treatment fast.

  155. Denial is the first stage by GraphicNature · · Score: 1

    Denial is the first stage of addiction. They must be right.

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  156. I check my email 188 times a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called Gmail Notifier.

  157. won't go more than two or three days without it by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

    You can say the same for electricity. Or gasoline. Or plastic. So...are we "addicted" to those too?

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  158. In passing... by pyro_dude · · Score: 1
    Of course, by those standards, most Americans must be addicted to work, sex, and TV as well.

    Doesn't sound that far off...

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  159. Not my problem pal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't need no stinkin' 12 step program to pry my email away from me. When did *communicating* become an addiction?

  160. it's true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I check my email about 10 to 20 times per day.

  161. Shoe Addiction Runs Rampent. by giblfiz · · Score: 1

    A recent poll of americans demonstrates that over 90% of them are addicted to shoes. Virtually all of them responded that they would not leave the house in the morning without putting on shoe's and that not having shoes readily avalible while at the office caused them extream angsiety.

    Many of those polled indicated that they actually wore shoes all day every day regardless of what other activities were being persued.

    Further it has become clear to reaserchers that the human body, if provided with a steady stream of shoe wearing, will actually grow to be dependent on shoes, signifiganly reducing the users ability to carry on day to day tasks without shoes.

  162. I need some time at a shelter... by NRAdude · · Score: 0

    You see, all of you people are only in the gateway of your addiction; incessantly checking for mail every minute or so, in hopes of scoring.

    I'm addicted to mail...Rather than I go check every minute if there is any mail on the server or local mail post, I have the dealers bring it out to me the moment it arrives. This is so I can deal with my other addictions like posting on slashdot, portscanning, Gnutella, and print^Hx5making money for fun and (3) profit!

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  163. 6 times an hour... by SetarconeX · · Score: 1

    I pretty much leave my mail client open all day, and it's set to go check for new mail every 10 minutes or so, and make a little noise if it finds anything. Technically, this means I check my e-mail 6 times an hour, or 144 times a day.

    Per e-mail address. There's several.

    Am I addicted? Hell no. Most of this happens when I'm watching TV, or eating a sandwitch, or on the toilet. It's kinda like my telephone, it only becomes important when it rings.

    And sometimes it even rings when I'm on the toilet, and I ignore it.

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  164. Blasphemy. (Ann Couldturd aside) by NRAdude · · Score: 0

    Good God! I bet the same people that would sink as low as becoming addicted to those ancient drugs are the same spikey-haired people claiming to be our earthen overlords.

    Somwhere, I studied a Legend of ancient history known as "mulletmen." These people were neither hippy, nor overlords, but both; ready to react within a moment's notice to fein employment and dire circumstances as to avoid various voluntary acts as showering and military draft; a man (male or female) that is both his own spiky-haired boss and a proponent of freedom! I can't seem to remember any names, but the spirit has left an impression on my soul. May God have mercy on them that tresspass on these Holy Spirits: mulletmen!

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  165. Toilet Addiction Runs Rampant by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    "Are you addicted to the toilet? According to the Opinion Research Corporation, the odds are pretty good that you are. Their study of 4,012 adults in the twenty largest U.S. cities found that 99% of respondents start the day by going to the toilet and checking for results.

  166. Don't quit your jobs addicts! by tofucubes · · Score: 1

    My doctor diagnosed me and it seems I have a working addiction. Because you're my employer I wanted to tell you that can't work for you anymore...so anyway remember to write this off as a work related injury...

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  167. And in other news... by Daetrin · · Score: 1
    Slashdot submitters are addicted to putting useless links at the begining of the blurbs they submit while leaving the actual article or site they're talking about to the very end.

    Here's a hint, put whatever it is we're supposed to be reading _first._ If you want to put it in the form "[This site] has posted [this article]" that's fine, but no hiding the actual content at the end or mixed in with lots of other sites.

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  168. I agree with TFA by fanblade · · Score: 1

    *ducks*

  169. I think I am addicted... by a1cypher · · Score: 1

    I dont know about you, but I try and check my email once every 5 minutes and cant go more than 6 hours without checking it...

  170. Slashdot Addiction by homerito · · Score: 1

    What about Slashdot addiction? For me is even worse than e-mail...

    1. Re:Slashdot Addiction by v3xt0r · · Score: 0

      lol, yea, but at least it isn't making you dumber and dumber each time, like email does.

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  171. Oh crap by ildon · · Score: 1

    Apparently I'm addicted to the US postal service. I check my mailbox almost every day, sometimes even on Sundays when I forget it's Sunday. Please help me find a good therapist.

  172. try 5 times an hour... by kouhoutek · · Score: 1

    Geez...5 times a day = addiction?

    If I stuck my arm down my toilet 5 times a day, it could be a weird addiction...or I could be a plumber.

    I guess "Americans Addicted to Email" is going to sell more magazines. "Flawed Survery Offers No Clear Conclusions on Email Usage" just doesn't have the same panache.

  173. No need to pop a rod! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Relax, the term 'addicted' was used only in the headline to get you excited.

    When you rtfa it's clear that they're stating that people can be obsessive about e-mail.

  174. I would rather... by nachoqtpie · · Score: 1

    lop off my left breast with a rusty butter knife than go without my e-mail for a day! Besides my work e-mail address I have to check my personal e-mail address about 10 times a day at least! I have the google mail notifier and everything!

  175. When To Shoot Me by cgrayson · · Score: 1

    I set this milestone just today, coincidentally.

    If I ever use a portable electronic device to recieve and reply to email while in the bathroom taking a dump, like the guy in the stall next to me at work earlier was doing with his BlackBerry, then it's time. Please shoot me then.

  176. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I check my email a least 100 times a day. I guess I'm screwed o.0

  177. If 41% read the newspaper instead by OSXexpert · · Score: 0

    Upon waking would we call them 'news junkies', or just the well informed? I speculate that 41% of the people in that study are indeed better off and more informed than those that don't pick up the newspapers or read email first thing in the AM. Thank god we are not carving editorials in stone!

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  178. Hey. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go fuck yourself.

  179. Tracking forwarding of your own mail by HalfWalker · · Score: 1

    Definitely check out eTrackMail. They handle exactly that sort of thing. I know a few people using it, and they like it a lot.

    http://www.etrackmail.com/

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  180. Work, sex, and TV by Fortran+IV · · Score: 1

    Of course, by those standards, most Americans must be addicted to work, sex, and TV as well.

    Ah, those sad lonely pastimes of Slashdotters...

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  181. yeah right. by cryptocom · · Score: 1

    i'd be fired if i only checked my email 5 times a day. lol.

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  182. Is help on the way? by arrowman · · Score: 1
    Are you addicted to email?
    I'm not, but all the people I work or communicate with are. Now how do I fix that?
  183. What about work? by Unnngh! · · Score: 1

    Part of my job entails checking my email as a primary means of communication. The study made no mention of whether this was strictly personal usage or not. That, and all the other reasons mentioned, makes it sound like BS to me...

  184. Addicted? Who, me? by dem4lyf · · Score: 1

    Addicted? Me? No way! I would gladly give up my email privileges if the powers that be would let me! I am a full time graduate student (with three classes), I work three days a week (jealous?), and I am currently in a long distance relationship (he's in NC and I'm in DC)... and I check my email about ten times a day just to keep up with everything. I'd love to stop checking it so obsessively, but I'd be left out in dark and be forced to start every conversation with "Umm, no, I haven't read that email you sent yet, I'm sorry- but can you give me a quick recap?" I don't think it's better or worse than voice mail... when's the last time you neglected your answering machine for days at a time?

  185. Because 'IT' is ugly by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

    Obviously the editors are paying attention to the wonderful feedback they get about how the 'IT' section has a terrible color scheme. Expect to see more misfiled stories like this. It's a feature, I tell you, not a bug!

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  186. you forgot food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd wager a triple decker BLT that most americans are addicted to food (well, carbohydrates) more than any of the above things (with the exception of nicotine for those who indulge).

    But then again you probably knew that, hey, the incidence of heart disease and type 2 diabetes keep rising, even though there's less fat in your diets than ever before.

  187. No, I am not addicted... by CarnivorousCoder · · Score: 1

    I can stop anytime. ANYTIME damn it!

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  188. Which email account? by etzel · · Score: 1

    I have 6 active email accounts. Are you referring to the one I use for business? (checked over 20 times a day); or the one I use for family/friends? (checked twice a day); or the one I use for hacking? (maybe once a day); or the one I use for spamming? (once a week). Let's be a bit more specific when we write these yellow press articles.

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  189. Re:Email? Try Slashdot! by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
    I keep a browser window with slashdot open for 8 hours every day, and idly mouse 'up-down' to reload the page every few minutes.

    Amateur.

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  190. Bull by Mo+Bedda · · Score: 1

    Left wing: First, we say we're addicted to email. Next, we'll be talking about all the bad things this addiction causes. Lost productivity, wasted personal time, overtime pay that need not be paid, and so on. Finally we'll be looking at ways to combat this email problem. I'm sure there will be a panel, maybe a national commission, a couple organizations, maybe an international coordinated effort between multiple nations to eradicate this terrible addiction once and for all. ("War on e-mail, next on 60 minutes.")

    Right wing: We feel like we're checking our email too often. So, we decided to cut down.


    Aren't "lost productivity" and "overtime pay" typically right wing talking points? Your own example contradicts your point. Troll?

    What is "in style" is for the right wing to blame everything on liberals. Most of our recent "War-ons" have been right wing creations, not left. In an ideology where admitting mistakes and looking at multiple points of view are considered weaknesses, is there really any room for personal responsiblity?

    The rhetoric surrounding the No Child Left Behind Act included lots of talk about holding teachers and schools repsponsible. But when 9/11 rolled around, I recall Mr. Bush being against any 9/11 commission. Did anybody take responsibility for the massive failure of our massively expensive defense/intelligence systems? Two years after "Mission Accomplished" and civil services in Iraq are still worse than when before the invasion? There are daily bombings in the capital? If a stable democratic Iraq was the "goal" from the outset; where was the plan to achieve that goal? Was the plan either so bad or so poorly implemented, that we are left with the festering mess we have today? In either case, shouldn't there be some valiant righty taking "personal responsiblty" for at least some of the mistakes? All I hear is a bunch of excuses and whining/joking about liberals.

    It is the right who wants the FCC to move into cable and satellite (increasing federal regulation) because they can't seem to take "personal responsibity" for what they are watching/hearing on a private subscription service. By blaming liberals for this, you are simply refusing to take responsibity for what elements of your own party are doing.

    There is certainly corruption and dishonesty on all sides. But if you can't admit a mistake, how can you ever take responsiblity for it?

  191. In other news by qnxdude · · Score: 0

    Masterbation runs rampant among email addicts.. Experts fear future lack of genetic diversity.

  192. Re:Email? Try Slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same here. I refresh all of my RSS feeds all at once in Sage 50 or more times a day.

  193. used the word addiction, too lightly by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

    email addiction is when you wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss, and on the way back, you stop by to check your email.

    email addiction is when you you wake up in the morning, and before going to the bathroom, before changing your clothes, even before making coffee, you go check your email.

    email addiction is when you click the "Check for New Mail" button every minute

    email addiction is when you connect to juno every 5 minutes to check for a response

    email addiction is when you get really depressed for not receiving any new email.

    email addiction is when you're happy to even receive spam!

  194. Checking it 5 times makes you addicted? by VxJasonxV · · Score: 0

    I object to this article, that's pretty ridiculous :P.
    I may be a computer addict, but I'm not an e-mail addict.

    I check my e-mail as soon as I wake up because I have a computer in my bedroom, and I usually have new things from friends, and my family.

    I check it more than 5 times a day because I get a lot of incoming mail from people I know around the world. Some of which don't use instant messengers.

    Not to mention I personally keep up with work e-mail even when not at work.

    Is that a bad thing?

  195. Addicted? by whitroth · · Score: 1

    I was going to reply to this story, but I had to check my email after I read it....

    mark "but it's on the same screen!"

  196. Not in my backyard by dacaldar · · Score: 1

    Examples included the ability to retract unread messages (45%) and a way to track the forwarding of their own email (43%).

    But how many of those people would knowingly want those things to be able to be unknowlingly done to them as e-mail recipients ?
    Sure, I'd like the ability to do those 2 things regardless of whether my recipients want it or know about it - but there's no way I'd use an e-mail client that would allow people to do it to me, so I wouldn't be so silly as to say that I want those as general e-mail features.