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  1. Re:Simple: on Hard Drive Memory Lane · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, no... more like 5,659420289855072463768115942029 Dollars per... megabyte.

    But yes, your mathematically inadequate post did perform its appointed task in causing in my emotion sensor a humorous response.

    Yours Truly,
    Correction unit 6

  2. Re:So how will this kill flash on Microsoft's Sparkle a Flash Killer? · · Score: 1

    Youw wrote that wrong.
    "*Sadly*, .NET runs."

  3. Re:Hmmph. on 100 Things We Didn't Know This Time Last Year · · Score: 4, Funny

    Duh, it disguises as a coconut to be carried by swallows. It even includes the string.

  4. Re:There's some sort of joke.... on Wikipedia Semi-Protection Begins · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeah, and still, then if someone sees the vandalism soon enough (with enough traffic, it's not at all unlikely), they'll start voting no to the changes, faster than you could vote yes.

  5. Re:Mooo! on Jobs Offers Free Mac OS X For $100 Laptops · · Score: 1

    I feel it right to eay that the point flew straight over your face.
    "There are *NO* pipelines and/or busses/anything else that are available to OS X that are not also available to *ANY* modern Linux kernel."

    Hmm... nope, there aren't, I never said there were, if you RTFP, what I said was that there is NO way OS-X will run as fast on another type of processor.

    Of course, now you'll most likely bring Windows into the thread, somehow.

  6. Re:What? on Jobs Offers Free Mac OS X For $100 Laptops · · Score: 1

    Most likely, given it's a native OS on it's own hardware, taking full advantage of every pipeline and bit of each bus.

    It is not the same to run a perfectly optimized OS (and no, not even Gentoo gets that far) on specialized HW.

  7. Contradiction on Printing Wikipedia · · Score: 1
  8. Re:Rearranging on Microsoft Loses Two Key Executives · · Score: 1

    Oh, wait, I got it, their sort function has limit issues. I bet there are at least two extra employees from another company there... That's what you get for using VB

  9. Rearranging on Microsoft Loses Two Key Executives · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft lost two key employees amidst major reorganization announced last month

    See, That's what you get when you start rearranging stuff and can't remember where you put it.

  10. Re:The Real Reason on Blizzard Made Me Change My Name · · Score: 1

    Oh No, The Navy is full of Seamen!
    Eww...

  11. Typo on Accused Zotob Worm Author Says Money Was Motive · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's a slight typo in the article.
    They spelled it moroccan.

    "cca" wasn't suppossed to be there.

  12. IMHO... on How To Balance Life And Technology For Kids? · · Score: 1, Interesting

    IMHO, you just don't have to force your kid into using/not using. Show them the good bits, and show them other stuff too. You want them to practice sports, make your kid choose the sport, or musical instrument, OS, progging lang. That's the way I know I like the violin, C, tennis and Linux, because I had the chance to choose. Also, don't tell your kid not to liten to this and that music, just avoid the "bad ppl" yourkid might hang out with (And don't stereotype, most smart/good people I know are punks and metalheads)

  13. Re:Easy way to catch them. on Hunting for Botnet Command and Controls · · Score: 0

    It might explain the quotes from bash...

  14. Yeah!! on The Diagnostic 'Bugbot' · · Score: 0

    Finally! Robots inside us. Next step: Nanites!... Tho i'd rather have midichlorians.

  15. Re:How zen on Amit Singh's Challenge: Find a Decade-Old Bug · · Score: 3, Funny

    What is the sound of one kernel panicking?
    A lot of cursing, that is.

  16. Reasons on Amit Singh's Challenge: Find a Decade-Old Bug · · Score: 0, Troll

    Well, you know, those bugs stay for that long for only one reason: Copypasting
    So there, OS X hackers, Stop the lazyness...

  17. Re:Platforms on Mandriva Linux Limited Edition 2005 Released · · Score: 1

    s/itl/it'll
    FP!

  18. Platforms on Mandriva Linux Limited Edition 2005 Released · · Score: 1

    many other features such as dkms integration, and support for the XBOX! Wonder when itl be out for PDP-11...

  19. Two Wheeled What? on The History of Gaming Cartoons · · Score: 1

    Such an archaic device? What for? Inefficient transportation under unprotected sunlight?
    No way, I'm keeping my car, and my childhood hasn't seen me fall.