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  1. "Whatever." --George Costanza, Marine Biologist

  2. Re:Can this entry be any more click bait? on Enterprise Datacenter Hardware Assumptions May Be In For a Shakeup (acm.org) · · Score: 1

    Discovered by an infrastructure engineering mom in ${Geolocate.getCounty()} County!

    Brocade hates her!!

  3. Entirely different. on How Tesla's Autopilot and Google's Car Are Entirely Different Animals (robohub.org) · · Score: 1

    They're entirely different kinds of electric cars, altogether.

  4. Re:I am 34 and what is this. on 1000-key Emoji Keyboard Is As Crazy As It Sounds · · Score: 1

    That's fine and all, but was there a use or intention behind it?

  5. I am 34 and what is this. on 1000-key Emoji Keyboard Is As Crazy As It Sounds · · Score: 1

    It's....a gigantic keyboard. For...communicating entirely in emoticons....? I think?

    (It's slashdotted, so can't RTFA, but I feel like I'm too old to get this anyway)

  6. Well, that doesn't sound moderately sinister on Spy Industry Leaders Befuddled Over 'Deep Cynicism' of American Public · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "I don't think we've really tried to find answers yet because no one in the private sector has been properly incentivized."

    They haven't been properly motivated. We'll help them come around to our way of thinking.

  7. Re:"democratic" ??? on Democratizing the Maker Movement · · Score: 1

    Democratic, adj (Sense 2): pertaining to or characterized by the principle of political or social equality for all http://dictionary.reference.co...

    Providing equal access to all to these tools would be a process of 'democratization'. It's just what the term means.

  8. Re:So then the question becomes on Analysis Reveals Almost No Real Women On Ashley Madison · · Score: 1

    That's the sort of underhanded genius that you need to succeed in business.

    Mail a check? That's entirely unnecessary. They are 100% doing that so people will be discouraged from asking for a refund. Somebody over there is very pleased with themselves for coming up with that.

  9. Re:He actually said "evildoers? on Jeb Bush Comes Out Against Encryption · · Score: 1

    The preferred term is n'er-do-wells.

  10. SAP market penetration on SAP Paid Bribes To Panamanian Officials · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought SAP already had pretty a pretty solid foothold in the Spanish-speaking world.

    You always see "Transmitido en Español en SAP" at the beginning of soap operas and game shows and things.

  11. Re:The article omits whose phones these are. on Prosecutors Op-Ed: Phone Encryption Blocks Justice · · Score: 1

    "Siri, Scott is running after me with a bat. How should I defend myself?"

  12. Re:"Over-Fishing" in Advertising on Is Advertising Morally Justifiable? The Importance of Protecting Our Attention · · Score: 1

    I like the ones where they don't really tell you what the drug is for. You're just supposed to know, I guess.

  13. Re:Scramble? on Astronauts Forced To Take Shelter From Space Junk · · Score: 1

    Yep, frantic bongo music...the rug bunched up behind them. It was a textbook scramble.

  14. Re:Kickstarter and Pre-ordering on Warner Bros. Halts Sales of AAA Batman PC Game Over Technical Problems · · Score: 1

    Clang: Never Forget.

  15. Hold on, let me stop you right there on Ask Slashdot: Dealing With Service Providers When You're an IT Pro? · · Score: 1

    "We are entering an age when kids have grown up with technology, and don't make half the dumb mistakes their elders did."

    We really aren't, though.

    I work support for an MSP, and plenty of our clients have plenty of people my age (mid-30s) and younger who do just as many dumb things as their middle-aged supervisors. They're just as bad at explaining what their problem is, just as bad at following directions, and just as bad at not doing the thing again. They're definitely not any better at not falling for obvious scams, and get really pissy when they realize that. They're definitely no more skilled at putting the square connector in the square hole, and the green plug in the green socket. They certainly aren't willing to try and figure something out on their own, or take the initiative to 'try turning it off and then on again' before calling in, just in the off chance that fixes it.

    Sadly, the notion that in 30 years when all the so-called 'dumb old people' die off we're going to be a world of enlightened computer geniuses is a fantasy, if my experience in support is any indication. I don't think even those users' younger siblings, who grew up on 'apps' and smartphones and tablets rather than proper computers, are going to be any better as a group when they hit the workforce.

  16. Re:Need more information on Ask Slashdot: What Is the Best Open Document Format? · · Score: 1

    "As an IT person.."

    Well in that case...

    Please advise the best way to format all of our documents in an standard open format. Need this ASAP. Please advise. Thanks in advance.

    Please Advise,
    A. User

  17. Post negative reviews? on Amazon Sues To Block Fake Reviews · · Score: 1

    I feel like the overall assumption is that people are buying good reviews about their own product.

    I wonder how these companies feel about posting bad reviews for a competing product.

  18. Oh yeah, this'll get picked up on Scientists Create Permanently Slick Surface So Ketchup Won't Stay In Bottle · · Score: 2

    'Reducing waste', from the point of view is actually 'reducing sales'. Product that is 'wasted' is merely product bought and never used. Reducing this 'waste' will reduce their sales volume.

    I'm sure they're all eager to jump on something that will reduce sales, no matter how much consumers would like it.

  19. Re:In defense of Patent Trolls on Intellectual Ventures Sheds At Least Part of Its "Patent Troll" Reputation · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Their patents aren't 'patent for intermittent windshield wipers' complete with schematics. Their patents are for 'device, method, or process to remove liquids from a surface which may or may not need to be glass in a manner TBD'.

  20. Re:Don't let the PHB see you in one on Ask Slashdot: What Recliner For a Software Developer? · · Score: 1

    Waitwait........"space out"??

  21. Re:SSD to rule the world. on AMD Prepares To Ship Gaming SSDs · · Score: 1

    Damn, that's a good idea. I have a CF-27 running Gentoo or something, that I love to pieces but not really sure what to do with anymore. Thing used to be my daily laptop.

  22. Re:Power outages... and semantics on How the Internet of Things Could Aid Disaster Response · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking about it like 'cockroaches surviving a nuclear blast'. Sure the power for the area is out in general, but maybe your thing on a battery is talking to a neighbor's fridge on a generator, is talking to...and enough things happen to have power and happen to be able to communicate that a useful network is formed.

  23. Re:market at work on Fixing the Humanities Ph.D. · · Score: 2

    Man, what's it like to be dead inside? To exist in a world with no art, no music, no literature.

    Humanities grads are useful to people who have lives that extend beyond, and desire enrichment beyond....shot in the dark here...their full-stack or at least web developer job that following a stint in tech support? You mentioned tech support, and I work tech support, and use it all the time as an analogy to illustrate things I don't like, either. Plus, the usual trope is 'flipping burgers at McDonalds' for disparaging humanities grads, so that's where I"m getting the tech support stint from.

    I think it's a thing we do, tech-support people. Don't think I didn't note and appreciate the jab at theology, either. "Shots fired" and that.

    No, I don't have a humanities degree that landed me here.

  24. Re:OH NO, THE NAKED HAND on Yelp Reviews Help NYC Health Department Find and Close Dirty Restaurants · · Score: 1

    The NY law is bare-handed contact with ready to eat food, if that makes it more or less ridiculous. Anything that's getting cooked is ok to touch. I think the point is it minimizes the risk of people NOT washing their hands regularly. You're right though, letting people call in would help a great deal.

    Food safety rules are nuts. I had to do ServSafe certification, and if you did everything you were supposed to be doing all the time, you'd never actually make any food, because you'd be too busy measuring and recording to get anything done, assuming you're not duly paralyzed by fear about ciguatera or getting botulism from improperly held baked potatoes like they want you to be.

  25. Re:I wonder if "Big Wind" would work on wildfires on Researchers Experiment With Explosives To Fight Wildfires · · Score: 1

    I feel like that worked because the source of the fire is more or less a point (the wellhead) so you could point it at the fire *right there* and put it out. A wildfire spread over acres? No one real spot to point at, and when you move to blow out another spot, the fire has spread back to the spot you just extinguished. Why I'm skeptical of this explosives thing, unless they're talking about something that covers a very large area like a fuel air explosive somebody mentioned further up.