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  1. what is it with aussie politicians? on Australia To Block BitTorrent · · Score: 0

    every story about .AU is somehow tied into aussie politicians acting like parents/guardians over a bunch of children that can't control themselves. I've never had a problem with the people "down under" but the politicians they elect do, by some measure, reflect the attitudes of the general populace... maybe the average joe in .AU manifests this inner need for a security blanket in their vote? Are they insecure? What is the divorce rate down there? Maybe they're all looking for a father figure they never had when they grew up...

  2. This is very interesting technology on Talk-Powered Cell Phones Won't Need Batteries · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can imagine at some point in the future it would benefit us to produce these in massive quantities, gigantic vats 10 stories tall, thousands of incubators for these piezo powerplants.. load them up in special military aircraft and spray them far and wide.. across the great plains, the bread basket of america., absorbed into the living breathing cellulose of corn and wheat and soy beans.. through the miracle of the modern food chain all human beings would become self powering devices capable of extraordinary feats, possibly jumping tall buildings in a single leap? In the dark our eyes would glow and a vibrant radiance of glorious splendor would be self perpetuating at the local discoteks.

  3. Too bad.. on Stephen Hawking Going To Canada · · Score: -1, Troll

    I accept that the Canadians have a plan for him... I just hope its not to kill him. But that's the word on the street. Be suspicious of any "official line" when they report his death in Waterloo.

  4. Re:No, this is typical for virtually anyone sellin on What The Banned iPhone Ad Should Really Look Like · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I've been pretty impressed with the apple iphone. We just made a video the other day featuring the iphone downloading music as one of the local girls slips it into her vagina.. 45 seconds later it finished the download while being completely encapsulated in the human body. That little demonstration totally sold me on the product.

  5. People who do this should be killed. on Canadian Fined For Videoing Movie In Theatre · · Score: 0, Troll

    Enough is enough. It's time to draw a line in the sand. Next time a pirate is caught there shall be no due process.. just kill them. Movie studios are struggling during their tough economic times, everybody can sympathize with their situation, I do. Should you find yourself in a dark place, alone and crying out for help... look for me, I will be there for you... with a clawhammer ready to smash your skull.

  6. I don't know if it's too late, BUT on Net Neutrality Vets Join Obama FCC Transition Team · · Score: -1, Troll

    I have the story on Mr. Barack Hussein Obama that will finish his pursuit of the presidency. A good friend of mine emailed me and he has good reason to believe that Mr. Barack Hussein Obama is somehow affiliated with Kevin Mitnick (the well known internet terrorist.) The two men were seen in the back of a limo in Chicago whereby Mr. Hussein Obama participated in a game of Doom (and had his ass handed to him.) They were also spotted in an EFnet chatroom (#wA3x__) in 1999.. this is where Mr. Hussein Obama launched his political career with the blessing of Kevin Mitnick.

    If my source is correct in telling me these truths then you can expect Mr. Obama to socialize the internet in a radical way that only hard-core leftists like him can dream of. Be aware of the shenanigans Mr. Barack is up to!

  7. Re:mono encoding on After 4 Years, HydrogenAudio Opens New 128kbps Listening Test · · Score: 2, Funny

    use a pair of headphones.. after you're done listening to a sample, rotate the headphones and play the sample again to hear the other channel of audio. Then you will be ready to rock & roll.

  8. is obama a marxist? on Discuss the US Presidential Election & the Economy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I read in a very important email that Obama may be a crypto-marxist and may have converted to judaism during his teenage years :~( When this is revealed it will blow the lid off of civilization.

  9. Nice timing for this story... on eBay Makes Huge Gains In Parallel Efficiency · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Right now is the time to soothe investor fears caused by their recent tapping of a $1 Billion line of credit..

    http://www.reuters.com/article/ousiv/idUSTRE49G7L420081017

    Analyst forecast lower revenue for Ebay in coming quarters, DOH.

    http://tinyurl.com/5e69mt

  10. Re:Subspace Encryptions on First Secure Quantum Crypto Network Up and Running · · Score: 1

    From "First Contact" -

    Data: I have isolated the main computer with a fractal encryption code. It is highly unlikely they will be able to break it."

  11. Nice going ! on University Brings Charges Against White Hat Hacker · · Score: 1

    The next 'white hat' testing their network defenses will remember what happened here and won't be so nice to them..

    Good Luck Carleton admins!

  12. Re:Effects of Cannabis on WCG Tournament Director Admits Drugs In E-Sports · · Score: 1

    perception of time is the kicker. At least for me that's the case. I cannot compete with friends when I'm sober but after smoking a gram or two, thats when the game action slows down enough that I can react to events with much better precision.

  13. Re:Seconded. on Mozilla SSL Policy Considered Bad For the Web · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I second post your complaint.

  14. Fucked Company. on Foxconn Releases Test BIOS Fixing Linux Crashes · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't be a mystery why so many xbox's are failing when its this company supplying the motherboards. Fuck em.

  15. Re:more or less true, but . . . on Google Says Complete Privacy Does Not Exist · · Score: 1

    hah. Looks like a big Oops on the part of the drivers... maybe they just needed to turn around or whatever but they really should have made a note of it and struck those images out.

  16. Re:private road / private property on Google Says Complete Privacy Does Not Exist · · Score: 1

    that's a reasonable assumption but I wonder... are the photos still on google street view? I wonder if there was really a no trespassing sign.. and if there was how badly damaged/worn out was it? Anybody here have the coordinates?

  17. Re:Please tell me you're joking... on Getting Inked for Tux at OSCON · · Score: 2, Informative

    Thanks for that link. There are a few nice ones in there but most of them are just very tacky.... This one though is a real beauty,

    http://carlzimmer.typepad.com/sciencetattoo/2008/02/cousin-to-pigeo.html

  18. the trick seems to be on Cambridge N-Prize Team To Build Balloon-Assisted Rockets · · Score: 1

    in how you use the heat. Focus the suns rays on a pipe with water running through it and then what? I built a solar air heater using popcans for $80 and use it during the summer to heat water and during the winter it heats and recirculates air in the house. Here is a solar heater someone else built (same thing here) http://www.fieldlines.com/story/2007/8/20/124818/249

  19. there are few solutions on How To Deal With Internet Bullies? · · Score: 1

    internet bullies are well known for their rude behavior and their antics often lead to suicide or self-mutilation. Neither case is beneficial to society, depending on the individual case. But I would suggest that you petition your state government to enact strict anti-bully laws that restrict the ability of bullies to express their opinion on the internet. Remedies can include jail time but the best solution is public humiliation of some sort.. possibly collecting garbage on the roadside or standing on the street corner carrying a large sign explaining their anti-social behavior. As you can see our neighbor to the north is a real pioneer in the anti-bully arena. http://www.safecanada.ca/link_e.asp?category=28&topic=164 The speech of the online bully is curtailed and then they are penalized by the government through various methods. Children and adults (in your case) can breath a sigh of relief knowing that voices of interference and difference will bring harm against themselves. I would encourage state governments and the federal government to write new draconian laws that would drastically reduce the freedom of speech that cyber-bullies enjoy in our present system. There is no reasonable person alive that can argue against harsh measures against these creeps.. and I will do everything in my power to minimize and destroy these bullies, even if that includes threats of murder, kidnapping, torture and anger management classes... I will fuck you people over.. don't get in my way, don't step in front of me or I will smash you to pieces, no mercy.. I will kidnap your mom, rape her and sodomize your entire family tree until you bleed from your eyes.. You know what thats like motherfucker? I will fucking kill you! I am there and waiting for you .. make your move bitch!

  20. Re:Wait to winter time when there is less sun to s on Switching To Solar Power – One Month Later · · Score: 1

    he isn't really saving anything right NOW.... but if he lives in that house for another 12 years? then he breath a sigh of relief.. it's too bad that solar panels are so god damned expensive. I didn't read the original article but I would guess he paid $25k, maybe $35k for the installation... the purification process for the silicone base is intensive.. Too bad the chinese haven't figured out how to cheapen it up like everything else they've touched.

  21. the simplicity of the Wii is attractive on Wii Is the New US Console Leader · · Score: 1

    the package itself is small and convenient, the controllers are easy as hell to figure out and the games are just fun to play. Spent yesterday night drinking with friends and turned on the Wii and everybody is jumping on the balance board skiing, having a hell of a time laughing it up.. I love the thing even if the there aren't all sorts of fancy FPS type games for it.

  22. Re:Surprised? on Cuba Getting Internet Upstream Via Venezuela · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You can't indict the u.s. health care system for lower life expectancy among americans. Its not the fault of the system that americans stuff their faces with double whoppers meals, super-sized coca-colas and serving sizes at restaurants that could feed a horse. No matter what medicine or treatment is available those people will die a lot sooner than a cuban.

  23. cook dinner ? on Alternative Uses For an Old Satellite Dish? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    or cover it with tinfoil to run a sterling engine??

  24. not surprised.. on Apple Files Suit Against Psystar · · Score: 1

    wonder when steve jobs will launch a jihad against the iphone clones.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ5cTo4jXHI

    They're not exactly the same thing but their a decent copy with a few features that the real iphone lacks and the price is very attractive.

  25. I don't get the virtual world stuff on Second Life Faces Open Source Challenges · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I tried second life but the physics are anything but real (flying through the air, walking through walls, etc) The graphics are poorly done (if this were the early 90's I wouldn't complain.) Why not just setup a Quake server (or whatever the most popular FPS is these days) and invite friends? I bet that virtual experience blows away second life