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WCG Tournament Director Admits Drugs In E-Sports

SlappingOysters writes "In the lead up to the World Cyber Games finals in Germany, Gameplayer has an incredible interview with Tournament Director Alex Walker in which he freely admits knowledge of participants taking illegal drugs to enhance their performance. The interview came in response to a previous article by the site in which they examined whether there was a need to bring drug testing into professional gaming events to ensure a level playing field. Walker said, 'I've seen a number of players at national tournaments who came in "baked" (that's stoned for the uninformed) purely so they could play better. In most cases they did, although obviously they couldn't just pull out another joint midway through. In one WCG, a player I knew took amphetamines an hour before his match to boost his reflexes.'"

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  1. Effects of Cannabis by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'I've seen a number of players at national tournaments who came in "baked" (that's stoned for the uninformed) purely so they could play better. In most cases they did ...

    Um, I'm not a regular drug user but how are the effects of Cannabis beneficial to gaming?

    Acute effects while under the influence include euphoria, increased appetite, anxiety, short-term memory loss, and circulation effects which may increase risks of heart attacks.

    I understand how drugs that affect your nervous system -- like uppers -- can increase your reaction time and muscle twitching for those games involving twitch skills. And nobody can shred on a guitar like an coked up hair band ... but how does a drug that made my college roommate double up in laughter and fail at communication make someone better at video games?

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    1. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Calms you down a bit so you're less nervous perhaps?

    2. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My guess is focus. On some games, if you become too focused, it is easier to make a mistake. If marijuana assists their ability to do abstraction then it could be beneficial.

      Another example might be a scenario where being tense is worse than the loss of dexterity incurred from being slightly stoned. The best example I could come up with, for myself, is sniping. I do better at sniping (and instagibbing) moving targets when I relax and anticipate my enemies moves. If I was extremely tense (due to a money competition) I could see how chemical relaxation could increase performance.

    3. Re:Effects of Cannabis by faloi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      but how does a drug that made my college roommate double up in laughter and fail at communication make someone better at video games?

      Best guess? If you spend all your free time practicing the game while high, you're more accustomed to playing it that way. Playing it when you're not high entails a different playing experience to overcome. Not so much that smoking a joint helped them play better because of the effects of the drug, but it got them to a more "normal" state to play the game.

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    4. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever actually smoked marijuana? I assure you that the game doesn't "look" or "feel" any different under the effects of marijuana...

    5. Re:Effects of Cannabis by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Smoking something that actually makes "Home Improvement" a funny show won't make you a better TV writer.

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    6. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Mushdot · · Score: 1

      It probably depends on your own physiology and the type of game you are playing, but some people can get themselves into the 'zone' after a few joints. I play racing games a lot better after a few spliffs but play other games a lot worse.

    7. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1

      perception of time is the kicker. At least for me that's the case. I cannot compete with friends when I'm sober but after smoking a gram or two, thats when the game action slows down enough that I can react to events with much better precision.

    8. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Krinsath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know for certain, but one would imagine that the competition level at such an event would put a tremendous amount of stress on someone, especially a gamer who is probably does not have an audience outside of fellow players normally. Much like in athletic sports when a professional makes one mistake in the actual game it generally snowballs into more and more of them simply due to the pressure that being on that stage causes (hence why they always say to have a short memory). In that regard, I can see it being beneficial as it relaxes the person and allows them to have less of a memory for mistakes. This in turn would improve their overall performance, in theory.

      However, the dulled reaction times and giggle fits would seem to negate those advantages...in least in my way of thinking. Someone with genuine experience might be able to provide more insight. Of course, Cannabis may not be a great example as it's not illegal in every country of the world.

    9. Re:Effects of Cannabis by ag3ntugly · · Score: 0

      Also, I've notcied when im good and backed it tends to make me focus on one thing at a time, which makes it harder for me to get distracted from the game. If I'm good and baked I never look away from the screen if there's a live game happening.

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    10. Re:Effects of Cannabis by garett_spencley · · Score: 4, Funny

      And nobody can shred on a guitar like an coked up hair band

      That's quite true. Non-coked up guitarists are reduced to performing music.

    11. Re:Effects of Cannabis by DoubleBarrelDarryl · · Score: 1

      Where'd you learn that? DRUG SCHOOL?

    12. Re:Effects of Cannabis by kieran · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Drugs affect people differently, and people attribute all sorts of effects to them, accurately or otherwise. Where there is a marked improvement on cannabis, however, I suspect it's mostly because the gamer is simply accustomed to playing that way.

    13. Re:Effects of Cannabis by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is totally true. I once played Counter Strike for, like, 8 hours straight while high on weed. Afterward, I smoked a few more bowls and decided I was going to play some Counter Strike in real life, because, like, what's the difference, you know? So I got myself a machine gun and was all ready to go out and mow some people down but then I thought, man, this gun would make a totally wicked bong. So I spent the next 3 weeks building a bong out of my M-16, and man, that shit is fuckin' crazy, dude! No shit!

    14. Re:Effects of Cannabis by SlashDread · · Score: 1

      Concentration. Being baked has the effect on some people, that they will be better able to concentrate on 1 single task. The roof may collapse, but they will score the frag.

    15. Re:Effects of Cannabis by OG · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yep, it's called state-dependent learning.

    16. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's not the game action slowing down, rather the sampling frequency of your brain going up.

      I noticed the same effect while listening to music: you can explore a few seconds of music as an infinitely detailed landscape of sounds. The same with thoughts (you can witness how thoughts are forming in your brain).

    17. Re:Effects of Cannabis by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is one of those cases where, people writing the articles on "The effects of Cannabis", probably have no real experience with it. This isn't a troll, or some crazy delusion. Just follow me for a second.

      Cannabis can certainly be beneficial in not only "gaming", but anything where there is undo pressure on you. The calming effect on your nerves, on your racing mind, on your anxiety can potentially be much more of a positive than the "bad side effects" are negative.

      Don't believe the propaganda.

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    18. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Garrynz · · Score: 1

      It really does effect people differently. Me, I lose my appetite, get hyperactive and I seem to concentrate better. I particularly like and believe I am better playing table tennis and pinball stoned.

    19. Re:Effects of Cannabis by davolfman · · Score: 1

      Makes the game more enjoyable and helps prevent tilt.

    20. Re:Effects of Cannabis by neokushan · · Score: 1

      You've never played Mindball, have you?

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    21. Re:Effects of Cannabis by pak9rabid · · Score: 4, Informative

      Um, I'm not a regular drug user but how are the effects of Cannabis [wikipedia.org] beneficial to gaming?

      Easy, THC (the active ingredient in Cannabis) causes your neurons to release large supplies of the neurotransmitter dopamine into your synapses. Dopamine is responsible for helping your concentration. The idea is you're able to keep your focus much easier and concentrate on completing the task at hand in the game. For an experienced Cannabis user, this effect does in fact provide better gaming performance. I wouldn't recommend it for an inexperienced Cannabis user, however, as it can be quite disorienting for someone not used to it.

    22. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Aside from the "perceived" effect of benefits... I can't imagine there would be actual benefits from standard drugs.

      Next thing you know, people are going to be claiming they drive better after a few beers.

    23. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lemme tell you something, it makes you focus like no other and I have never been as good at guitar then when im high. you get in the groove and nothing is there to stop you except some chips...

    24. Re:Effects of Cannabis by dave562 · · Score: 1

      It relaxes the body and for some people actually increases their levels of concentration/ability to focus. The effects could be considered similar to Xanax or some other anti-anxiety drugs.

    25. Re:Effects of Cannabis by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I always played Road Rash while drinking, and when I had a good beer buzz on I played better. But beer is legal. TFS talks of illegal drugs, WTF does "legal" have to do with it? What if I was prescribed a performance enhansing drug for a medical condition? The "illegal" drug would then be legal.

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    26. Re:Effects of Cannabis by anonymousJUGGERNAUT · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that as well; it would be an interesting program of research for a cognitive psychology lab, to try to explain that effect. I think an EEG might be a good place to start looking for that "sampling frequency" effect.

    27. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Funny

      You should talk to Ellen Feiss. I'm sure she could shed some light into the advantages of being baked while using a computer.

    28. Re:Effects of Cannabis by pak9rabid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Where'd you learn that Cheech? DRUUUUG SCHOOL?

      Fixed it for ya :)

    29. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is totally true. I once played Counter Strike for, like, 8 hours straight while high on weed. Afterward, I smoked a few more bowls and decided I was going to play some Counter Strike in real life, because, like, what's the difference, you know? So I got myself a machine gun and was all ready to go out and mow some people down but then I thought, man, this gun would make a totally wicked bong. So I spent the next 3 weeks building a bong out of my M-16, and man, that shit is fuckin' crazy, dude! No shit!

      Are you sure you weren't just watching Platoon?

    30. Re:Effects of Cannabis by muszek · · Score: 4, Funny

      Man, you're a wild beast.

    31. Re:Effects of Cannabis by aliquis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, ok, I just thought it would make people slower. Guess I have missed out on never actually testing it and figure out myself.

      And here I thought I was hardcore when I took rhodiola rosea, ginkgo biloba, acetyl-l-carnitine, caffeine and theobromine, green tea / egcg and finally tyrosine and taurine though I don't see how the later would help before a couple of games of WC 3.

      (I won 3 games in a row but there's a 1/8 chance for that so nothing special, since then I've won my last 11 games in a row at a chance of 1/2048 which is more weird :D)

      Anyway, thanks for the info, and enlightenment on consideration of educational use :D

    32. Re:Effects of Cannabis by whoda · · Score: 1

      That's why you don't believe everything you read on Wikipedia.

    33. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Easy, it helps you get in "the zone". You stop thinking so much, and start just acting. Most games you don't want to overanalyze what's going on, second guessing yourself can be fatal. Cannabis helps relax you and lets you just go with the flow. Really, any kind of mindless work is made much easier with a little herb in your system.

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    34. Re:Effects of Cannabis by majorme · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Totally true. Ever since Quake 3 came out I played heavily stoned. Every day with lots and lots of weed. It does not boost my reflexes or "logical thinking" at all but I enjoy the game more this way and also I get more motivated to win.

      I am not exactly a "pro" but I've attended tens of Quake and Unreal Tournament LAN tournaments. Plus a lot of online ones. And I would say that weed is the best choice for me. Amphetamines are not that good and do not boost your reflexes that much. Just feels this way :)

      To be honest I am bored of playing games without weed.

    35. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the Cheetos.

    36. Re:Effects of Cannabis by KefabiMe · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm a past stoner. I still toke up every once in a while.

      When people think of twitch gaming, they usually think of frantic gaming. Top players know that this isn't the case. A noob CounterStrike player shoots wildly. If cross hairs aren't over an enemy, why shoot? The noob ends up just missing and missing because whenever his cross hairs happen to cross an enemy, his gun is in between shots.

      Top players know that it is better to wait a split second for the enemy to float across the cross hairs before pulling the trigger. For truly great gaming performance, the player must be in a "zen" like state, not a frantic twitch state.

      Toking up can help a player reach this zen state, become immersed in the game, and oblivious to outside distractions. Of course non-potheads would probably be "ZOMG So high!" but for someone who smokes daily getting high is a calming state.

    37. Re:Effects of Cannabis by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      You tend to get tunnel vision, and obsess about what you're doing. This gives you a freedom from distraction and enables you to fully immerse yourself in the game. Your world shrinks down until you're just living the game. It's the only way I can enjoy them these days, otherwise video games seem far too much like doing extremely laborious maniuplation of numbers in a spreadsheet.

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    38. Re:Effects of Cannabis by sm62704 · · Score: 0

      I'm at work on break, and TFA is firewalled off so if this post is crap please downmod me, but marijuana isn't the only thing one gets soned on. "Baked" usually refers to someone on crack, cocaine, amphetamines, or methamphetamines whoch would increase your reaction time.

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    39. Re:Effects of Cannabis by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah. I had a similar experience. I once got se baked and flew a transatlantic flight from New York to London without time compression in MSFS. When I was done, I ended up turning my hard drive into a bong.

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    40. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Not even weed can make Home Improvement funny.

    41. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Stook · · Score: 1

      Here's my theory, and I base it on many, many trial runs using myself as the test subject.

      While smoking week can reduce mental capacity of a person, ti also allows increased focus on something. Usually, during our normal day to day lives, even when we're 'focusing' on something, we're much more aware of what is going on around us and our attention is split. When someone tokes up, the awareness of everything else around may decrease, but the ability to focus on one thing greatly increases, kinda like a total immersion into that thing.

      So when I've gamed high, I've been completely involved in the game, more so that I would have been sober.

      My $.02

    42. Re:Effects of Cannabis by not+already+in+use · · Score: 1

      I've done just about everything under the sun while under its influence, including competitive sports, intense workout, programming, homework, etc. The effects can be distracting if you're not used to them, especially when smoking potent stuff. If you can get past that though, I think it does give some competitive advantages in certain contexts.

      One thing in particular I've noticed is that it puts you more in touch with your body, if you work out it is known as a mind-muscle connection.

      The other thing is gives you the ability to focus more mental energy on a particular task (while at the same time taking away your ability to multitask). I could see how this would boost performance in some games, but certainly not in others.

      And no, it doesn't make the game more real, or dreamy, or anything like that.

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    43. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cannabis can help narrow your focus to a near tunnel-vision like state. There is a delicate balance you need to achieve here though. You can't smoke so much that you're completely baked out of your gourd, but you have to smoke enough to to be high.

    44. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many people, myself included, smoke marijuana for the feeling of being "in tune" with the world around us. It enhances activities that involve very precise timing, such as music and yes even video games.

      My friends and I all experience a similar competitive edge when we play games against each other. Play a couple of rounds to warm up before you light up, and the game play becomes much more intense after you burn one down. This has been observed by many of my non-toking friends as well, they have a harder time keeping up with the players that are lit.

      Posting AC for obvious reasons.

    45. Re:Effects of Cannabis by theReal-Hp_Sauce · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, this is why it's such a difficult subject.

      Performance enhancing drugs like Steroids can be measured. Scientists can say "yes, that makes you faster, it is un-fair"

      But something like smoking a joint before you play a video game? To one reporter it's performance enhancing, to the next guy it's just a social thing, to the next, it helps him get "in the zone". They are all opinions.

      Only when someone is able to prove yes or no, that it does or does not enhance your performance, can this matter be resolved properly.

    46. Re:Effects of Cannabis by holychicken · · Score: 1

      It relaxes you. Nothing like a night of BF2 after popping some adderall and hitting the bong.

    47. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So during your next drug screening, when they notice your weed level, just say "I wanted to be on top of my performance, after all, in college..."

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    48. Re:Effects of Cannabis by francium+de+neobie · · Score: 1

      Do you happen to be working at Microsoft?

    49. Re:Effects of Cannabis by drpimp · · Score: 1

      Seriously, ask FPS-Doug, not sure if he is on weed, he seems more hyped up than any smokers I know, but even he knows you run faster with a knife.

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    50. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, in "normal" sports, illegal or legal means jack. Official sports events have a (quite long) list of substances that must not be found in your samples or you're disqualified. That list includs quite legal substances (caffeine, above certain levels) and over the counter medicine (some cold meds).

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    51. Re:Effects of Cannabis by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      Good point. I play my best golf after about 2 beers. It helps you relax and just swing w/o thinking about it too much. The problem is that it's a fine line between a free swing and physical impairment. 3 beers and my game falls apart.

    52. Re:Effects of Cannabis by gnick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That sounds like a reasonable explanation if you're assuming that they really are trying to improve gameplay through the effects of the drug. I haven't toked up in ~7 years, but I used to game stoned a lot. I was convinced that it improved my focus and can't entirely throw that assessment away now - I would get lost in the game. Maybe being stoned helped, maybe not - I never did any kind of comparison 'cuz I'd toke up before playing every single time.

      Perhaps a more likely cause for smoking before playing tournament though:
      * A lot of games (most?) are just more fun stoned.
      * It's easy to game for endless hours while you're baked.
      * If you play for a huge amount of time, you're going to get good (baked or not).
      * If all of your experience with the game was spent stoned, you're going to want to be in the same state of mind while competing that you were when "practicing".
      * So, you smoke before a tournament and achieve the same level of success that you've experienced at home.

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    53. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If things don't feel different you're not smoking enough. If you really smoke a lot, things do look different too. I don't play better baked than straight, but it's not the same experience.

    54. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Creepy · · Score: 1

      I've always been under the impression that most hair bands (and grunge bands) did heroin (or speedballs or highballs) not straight coke, though I'm sure some did in some mixture. Coke is, according to an ex-roommate (and rehabbed addict), "the most expensive 15 minute high you can buy," so not much use when you have at least an hour long set. Heroin doesn't affect the motor reflexes and lasts a long time (and destroys the user, and is permanently and physically addictive the first time it's used).

      I've unfortunately known musicians that OD'd on drugs in the 1990s (I can't say exactly what killed them because in both cases it was a "cocktail" of mixed drugs including heroin), so I can't say I have much positive to say about drugs or drug culture (especially when "hard" drugs are involved).

      As for pot, I've done it once (in my band days), and for me, it made me feel stupid and incompetent (like I was out-of-touch with my body), and I couldn't lose that feeling for more than a week, so personally, aside from hating the experience (I'm WAAAY too control freak for that), I don't see how that could help, but I also know other people that can't function normally without it. I imagine someone that learns to do something while high can only competently do it while high - for instance, I can play guitar right handed, but I'm incompetent if I try to play it left handed - I know what to do, but the motor skills aren't trained right.

    55. Re:Effects of Cannabis by scubamage · · Score: 1

      Pot's only a performance enhancing drug at an eating contest.

    56. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Il128 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The biggest effect of being stoned is the ability to not over react to difficult situations and the enhanced ability to remain calm and be decisive. At least for me, being being stoned keeps me calm and sure of my decisions. Both are keys to victory.

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    57. Re:Effects of Cannabis by bjourne · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Umm.. yeah and so can alcohol, sleeping pills, anti-depressants, sedatives and a whole host of other interesting substances.

    58. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't a bong. That was a shotgun.

    59. Re:Effects of Cannabis by afabbro · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's easy to game for endless hours while you're baked.

      Of course, if you catch a whiff of pizza next door you're off gorging yourself for the next hour...

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    60. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Holi · · Score: 1

      No shit, I don't think I have ever heard of a marijuana induced heart attack.

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    61. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Flentil · · Score: 1

      My favorite quote from a very good HL2 player I know: "Weed is nature's aimbot." They say it gives you a sort of tunnel vision that lets you hyper focus on a game. I'm really surprised that WIkipedia doesn't mention this. Ask any of your stoner buddies about playing videogames while high and the effect it has on scores. This has been common knowledge since people got baked before playing arcade games in the 80's.

    62. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's my current, at work, drug cocktail:

      1) 40 drops of Rhodiola Rosea extract
      2) 160 drops Kava Kava extract

      in water every hour or so. In parallel, I drink either sugar-free Rockstar, or green tea. (Usually it's Rockstar in the mornings) I'll keep this up until I get home, at which point I will either go out for some drinks with friends or smoke a couple of joints. It's usually the latter, since I don't want to be hung over for work.

      I work as a programmer, and do a full week's worth of work in a day. I can't recommend this combo enough.

    63. Re:Effects of Cannabis by 9mm+Censor · · Score: 1

      There are a few beneficial aspects to smoking up for pro gaming. First is the focus that pot gives the user, it makes it easier to immerse yourself in the video game, and focus all your concentration on it. Second is the stress release aspect, where you feel more calm and less stressed out, which is good when your under the gun playing a pro match. Finally is the medicinal aspect of pot. If you play vids for many hours every day it strains your body, eyes, arms and makes your ass sore from sitting. Smoking up eases the discomfort or pain, and allows you to focus on playing and winning.

    64. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Molochi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe not, but perhaps it makes your writing more salable to tv execs.

      Speaking of TV shows, Entourage covered this pretty well. The character Turtle is doing some kind of XBox tournament thing and reveals to his buddies that he has to get baked to play well. In a typical act of brotherly love they inform him that there will be drug testing at the event. Hilarity ensues.

      Personally, I think marijuana might provide an advantage in that it supposedly breaks down the users normal tendency to focus on single things. It used to be said that listening to music while stoned allowed you to hear each instrument more clearly. Don't know if any of that is true tho.

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    65. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what is the point you are trying to make? That other things other than marijuana can achieve these things? And if so, does that make them "bad" too? Or that you should use these other things instead of pot? Why? Because they are "legal"? Or maybe you are saying that we shouldn't use ANY of these?

    66. Re:Effects of Cannabis by oyenstikker · · Score: 1

      Maybe not. I have never played games while on drugs (or been on drugs at all for that matter), but I have noticed that when I play games and am either significantly distracted (for example: on the phone or my mom is yelling at me to clean the basement) or not really paying hard attention (for example: overtired, or suffering from allergies), I play noticeably better. It isn't just that I think that I play better, I get better scores.

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    67. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a noob, there's no M-16 in CS, it's an M4A1 Carbine :D

    68. Re:Effects of Cannabis by PottedMeat · · Score: 1

      Several years ago my brother visted me. He took a few spins on my pc playing one of the Need For Speed games. He wasn't doing so well and got quite pissy from running off the road and getting wrecked my the npc cars.

      Later that night we all went out for a few drinks then came back to my apartment and shared a nice blunt. A half hour later he was back on my pc playing Need For Speed. With calm surprise he called me over to watch. He was playing near perfectly, just cruising through the game effortlessly. It was quite funny and interesting.

      I've experienced the same effects on many occasions. What is it? Who knows but it's there.

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    69. Re:Effects of Cannabis by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      Um, I'm not a regular drug user but how are the effects of Cannabis beneficial to gaming?

      Surprising, but I've had a number of friends who claim they can just coast through games if they're stoned. Apparently it makes them feel in "the zone" non-stop, if that makes any sense. A lot of any competitive activity is FEELING like you're on top of things, and I think that's where it helps; it's a mindset kind of thing. For me though, I'd probably just end up wandering off into a virtual corner and staring at something shiny.

    70. Re:Effects of Cannabis by rtechie · · Score: 1

      Um, I'm not a regular drug user but how are the effects of Cannabis beneficial to gaming?

      Many people using marijuana find it easier to focus on a specific tedious task while high. This is similar to factory workers using opium to make the day go by faster. In essence, it reduces the effects of fatigue. Marijuana also reduces pain, much more effectively than many OTC painkillers, so it can reduce cramps and stress injuries from constant playing.

      How does this affect "twitch" games? In the long term, consistency and keeping calm are probably more important that actual reaction time.

      Or, to put it another way, IME all the guys at the top of the Halo 3 leaderboards are completely baked.

    71. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Jack9 · · Score: 1

      While a relatively amount (4 drinks) of alcohol is detrimental to my ability to play an FPS, my ability to play increases exponentially with additional alcohol up util the point I have trouble staying concious. I am not stressed, my small movement precision increases, and I am focused on only the game. This state is very difficult for me to achieve, due to the progressive inability to control my environment while under these conditions and is obviously a very unhealthy way to spend an evening. That being said, the results are some pretty amazing videos I've recorded of my drunken sessions. I assume other people have learned to perfect altered state gaming.

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    72. Re:Effects of Cannabis by thetartanavenger · · Score: 1

      I can imagine it also makes the user much more one-track minded. There's one thing going on in their head and that's the game (which I hope you all just lost). Either that or it'll be the half rolled joint next to them that they're concentrating on.

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    73. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Uniquitous · · Score: 2, Funny

      So -that's- why I drive better drunk!!

    74. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One data point: I'm a so-so drummer on Rock Band when sober (I do very well on medium, have trouble with most hard level songs, and can only finish one expert level)... after a smoke, I can dominate most of the hard levels and finish many of the expert levels reasonably well. The effect is quite pronounced and results in vastly better scores even on songs that I do quite well on while sober. I think the important factors are an increased focus on the task at hand, a perception of time slowing down, and the ability to remove the waking mind from the stimulus-response feedback loop (you feel alert but detached from the process of seeing the next notes and making your body move). I've also done some mountain biking while high, and the effects there are equally profound (sections of trail that scared me silly while sober seemed trivial and fun while high, and based on the metric that I cleaned the toughest sections I'd say it's more than just a perception of increased skill). I don't think pot gives you super powers; rather we all have these amazing abilities cluttered up with doubts and negative feedback, and pot teaches you how to suspend those portions of your mental process which aren't contributing in a positive way to the task at hand.

    75. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Kookus · · Score: 1

      Anytime you are stressed you're more apt to make mistakes, over-compensate, shake. What would cannabis do for you? Calm you down... Chances are if you make a mistake, you're going to mess up immediately after it because you're not focused on the now, but on the past. So short term memory loss plus the fact that you aren't as attached to the mistakes you make, makes it easier for you to not make additional mistakes.

    76. Re:Effects of Cannabis by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      Heh. I don't need drugs for that. Is my brain overclocked? :)

    77. Re:Effects of Cannabis by hjrnunes · · Score: 1

      Well I don't know either. But it sure is one of my favorite activities listening to music while stoned. It seems I can enjoy more details and the subtleness of the music...

    78. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only decent comment in this entire thread...

    79. Re:Effects of Cannabis by skulgnome · · Score: 1

      The giggle fits, the uncontrollable munchies, the feeling you have to constantly go take a wee, and most of the "wow I'm high lol guys" type effects tend to go away with experience. That is to say, smoke moar.

      I've broken personal gaming records several times (mostly driving games, go figure) while in the "whittling" part of a good spacecake high. You know, where you start e.g. rolling joints or playing RTS games just because you want to do something small and fascinating.

      And that's not talking about all the C code I've written and designed while high. Besides some weird comments in places, I don't see any problems with this sort of thing. "PERHAPS BONGHITS WILL FIX MY MAKEFILE", you know. I'd be surprised if California's software industry hasn't been running on weed for the last couple of decades.

      (this comment was written while high, also.)

    80. Re:Effects of Cannabis by skulgnome · · Score: 1

      (...) Heroin doesn't affect the motor reflexes and lasts a long time (and destroys the user, and is permanently and physically addictive the first time it's used).

      You don't actually believe that first time shit, do you? Every heroin addict will tell you that they only became really reliant on the horse after a couple of weeks of shooting up constantly time and again. And to get there, you need either serious pain or serious stress (e.g. from touring).

    81. Re:Effects of Cannabis by TheSpoom · · Score: 5, Funny

      Next article: Stoners call foul when competitor brings twenty large pepperonis to competition.

      Said one: Dude, not cool.

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    82. Re:Effects of Cannabis by merreborn · · Score: 1

      Cannabis can certainly be beneficial in not only "gaming", but anything where there is undo pressure on you

      I don't want to make you an escape goat, but I believe the word you were looking for was "undue"

    83. Re:Effects of Cannabis by dfjunior · · Score: 4, Funny

      did you happen to write this post while you were being being stoned?

    84. Re:Effects of Cannabis by bunuel · · Score: 1

      I've heard cannabis can be beneficial for repetitive activities, like pitching in baseball.

    85. Re:Effects of Cannabis by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      Cannabis can certainly be beneficial in not only "gaming", but anything where there is undo pressure on you.

      Yeah, mean, 'cause like, when I have to do-- y'know, ctrl AND z at the same time-- that's a heavy, man.

    86. Re:Effects of Cannabis by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      Um, I'm not a regular drug user but how are the effects of Cannabis beneficial to gaming?

      I dunno, but it seems to work well enough for Canadian gold-medal winning Olympians

    87. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, I've only played Rock Band once while stoned (I indulge probably 3-4 times a year, and very moderately) and in fact I've only been biking the one time as well. There does seem to be a very real effect on your ability to focus on one specific task, even in novel situations.

    88. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But But But But the video games always have a logo in the arcade that says "Winners don't use Drugs" how can they win when the government CLEARLY says they can't?
      And what's with the high score list full of people with initials "POT" "LSD" "BUD" & "DOP" ?

      All sarcasm aside, maybe you should stop believing everything the government propaganda office tells you about "drugs".

      To answer your question:
      1. Pot does not "make you stupid".
      2. Pot does not "reduce your attention span".

      Pot does tend to make people focus more intently on one single task. I don't have a quick link, but some older studies where high doses of THC were given to animals, such as dogs, resulted in the animals starting behavior and not having enough 'motivation' to stop. For example, a dog who started scratching an itch would continue even after wearing the fur and skin away, unless forcibly stopped. Note that the study was using insanely high doses of purified THC injected directly into the bloodstream.

      So my conclusion is that the primary reason why pot might 'help' video gamers, is that it allows them to focus intently on the game, and to continue that focus for extremely long periods of time. Or in plain English, a pothead will take a lot longer to get bored with a game, the obvious advantage being more time to develop skills and learn all the fine details.

      A good example of how pot affects people was given to me by a friend in the mental health industry. A client of his has a child with extreme Autism, who is fairly normal but just can't speak much at all. The father found if he had the child (age 14 at the time) smoke a joint, the child was able to carry on normal conversation, and lost most of the social inhibitions that autism causes. This of course only lasted while he was 'high'. Note that the father is an adoptive parent, the real parents were not drug users at all.

    89. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Il128 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Some times the obvious need not be pointed out. This is one of those times.

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    90. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'I've seen a number of players at national tournaments who came in "baked" (that's stoned for the uninformed) purely so they could play better. In most cases they did ...

      Um, I'm not a regular drug user but how are the effects of Cannabis beneficial to gaming?

      Well, your mind gets relaxed, your body gets relaxed, and in that moment of absolute relaxation and silence you begin to feel the Force flowing thru you, and you just gunbutt those noobs with your Jedi powers.

    91. Re:Effects of Cannabis by HouseArrest420 · · Score: 1

      You didn't read TFA and you probably don't do to many drugs/know someone that does them. When people say baked they're not talking about the fact they just sniffed some coke. If they are then they are much bigger potheads then cokeheads. Tweaking is the word most used (in the US anyway) when refering to the fact that your under the influence of coke/meth/or really any upper like it. Being baked is something that is soley reserved for potheads.

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    92. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enjoy that caffeine addiction. Give it a few months and you'll stop seeing such a bonus, and when you stop taking all that you are going to have one HELL of a headache.

    93. Re:Effects of Cannabis by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I can attest that I play better after I've had a beer or drink. More than one and it's a detriment however.

      I've never touched "real" drugs though - alcohol being the closest to illicit I've touched (and plan to)

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    94. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but how does a drug that made my college roommate double up in laughter and fail at communication make someone better at video games?

      Cannabis engenders a certain "narrowness" of mind that can whet focus on a single stimulus for a long period of time.

      Not all games would benefit from the bizarre attention to detail that cannabis can provoke, but I don't find it hard to imagine that some could.

    95. Re:Effects of Cannabis by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      No idea how it does. I think it might have to do with allowing you to immerse yourself in the game better. You block out any distractions around you and get more focused.
      Most of my best FPS matches were played while stoned and or drunk.

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    96. Re:Effects of Cannabis by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You will be baked, and then there will be cake.

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    97. Re:Effects of Cannabis by sponga · · Score: 1

      You should really watch all the 'Behind the Music' on VH1 oh how the artist came who they are and why they crashed hard.
      The Motley Crue one is just fucking intense and read some quotes from Nikki Stix biography book amazed me they are still alive.
      Ozzy Osbourne I think it was who sniffed the line of ants.

      I think Tom Petty rips the hardest on the guitar and he is constantly stoned, hell he will have a joint in his mouth while playing. Hell Jimmy Hendrix always playing high or on LSD, Janice Joplin I think it was playing in front of Germans on heroin wasn't the greatest example "who won the war!!!". Still a lot of great artist have died because of drugs and they had so much more potential, but at the same time they were making some of their greatest music while partying and getting high.

      Speed/heroin seemed to be a lot bigger in the 80's and was casual to use for a lot of people, although they all regret it later on from mostly guys in their late 30's now.

    98. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't a bong. That was a shotgun.

      Then John was a zombie.

    99. Re:Effects of Cannabis by sticky_charris · · Score: 1

      Micro machines, 14 hours, space cakes. I actually thought I was Dwayne for a second when I finally stood up so I've never touched the weed since.

    100. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      coked up cameraman i think you mean - talk about shakes

    101. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

      Bong Hits 4 Jesus!
      No worst than overclocking your system and having FIOS network.

    102. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      competitive edge is about perception. this is true in physical or virtual sports. seeing that you quoted wikipedia for your authority on the drug experience shows your ignorance of the subtleties in cannabis perception. many users, whether conscious of it or not, will experience a heightened sense of the present moment - notably increased visual and auditory perception and will have a more creative problem solving strategy - relying less on habit and more on intuition and experimentation. this perspective parallels the role of zen in martial arts, minus the years of training and constitution of a true practitioner.

      the variation in individual effects, such as intense laughter or lack of ability to communicate has more to do with the state of your ego than with the cannabiscompetitive edge is about perception. this is true in physical or virtual sports. seeing that you quoted wikipedia for your authority on the drug experience shows your ignorance of the subtleties in cannabis perception. many users, whether conscious of it or not, will experience a heightened sense of the present moment - notably increased visual and auditory perception and will have a more creative problem solving strategy - relying less on habit and more on intuition and experimentation. this perspective parallels the role of zen in martial arts, minus the years of training and constitution of a true practitioner.

      the variation in individual effects, such as intense laughter or lack of ability to communicate has more to do with the state of your ego than with the cannabis directly. at different times of my life, i've had completely different results...ranging from those that you have listed to invaluable personal experience, connection with nature, sincere gratitude, criticism of my false self, macro and micro scale understanding of various academic subjects and social structures, and exploration of information that I otherwise was resistant acknowledging.

      there is a reason why it is illegal and it's not the health hazards! educate yourself on the history of plant use and see the propaganda for yourself...

      one personal example of drug-induced performance enhancement i have is with the game geometry wars. i was not good at that game when i first played [nobody is, it's crazy hard]. my progression was fairly average, if i compare it to about 4 or 5 gamer friends that were also heavily playing the game. we all thought the top scores were absolutely impossible and could not understand the level of play required to get such scores. we continued to play, but i would smoke and they would not. almost every session i would come away with a new piece of working game knowledge which i would then integrate into my habits. i continued breaking and making habits until i was ranked 12th on the leaderboards. my other friends - i would tell them what they were doing wrong, but no matter, none of them could break through the final difficulty [around 4-5 million points]. point being, i am not exceptional at games, but was able to train myself with the use of cannabis to an exceptional level. interestingly though, i could only train while high, and had to get my high scores while sober. my understanding of this being that habit and reaction were more solid while not under the influence. but learning and understanding the game mechanics and muscle control was consistent while high.
      directly. at different times of my life, i've had completely different results...ranging from those that you have listed to invaluable personal experience, connection with nature, sincere gratitude, criticism of my false self, macro and micro scale understanding of various academic subjects and social structures, and exploration of information that I otherwise was resistant acknowledging.

      there is a reason why it is illegal and it's not the health hazards! educate yourself on the history of plant use and see the propaganda for yourself...

      one personal example of drug-induced performance enhancement i have is with the game geometry wars. i was not

    103. Re:Effects of Cannabis by shermo · · Score: 1

      Actually, it matters. To get on that list a drug must satisfy 2 out of three conditions:

      Performance enhancing,
      Bad for you,
      Illegal.

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    104. Re:Effects of Cannabis by FamineMonk · · Score: 1

      Umm.. yeah and so can alcohol, sleeping pills, anti-depressants, sedatives and a whole host of other interesting substances.

      Ummm.. yeah and marijuana can do that without the horrible side-effects that sleeping pills and anti-depressants can have. Whats your point?

      Also I kind of enjoy my liver, and after watching 2 grandparents die of liver cancer I'd like to keep it as clean as possible.

    105. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've never been stoned, have you?

    106. Re:Effects of Cannabis by TehZorroness · · Score: 0, Troll

      troll.

    107. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Draek · · Score: 1

      Not to mention jacking off, plus, it's easier to smuggle/buy a porn mag than cannabis.

      Just, uhhh, wash your hands before grabbing the controller again, 'kay?

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    108. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      From my own experience, it has the effect of allowing total concentration. I can much more easily "get into it", especially in an environment full of distractions.

      It essentially allows me to "tune out" distractions. For some reason unknown to me, I can also complete mundane tasks not only far better, more thoroughly, but far faster. A good example is house cleaning.

    109. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Terminus32 · · Score: 0

      I'd imagine Crystal Meth, Mescaline, MDMA or LSD being great for video games, however it would probably be fun stitching one of those contestants up with Ketamine that they thought was Cocaine, hehe...

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    110. Re:Effects of Cannabis by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      I smoke everytime I compete, I have to smoke every time I pass the gaming rig from a southerly direction anyway becuase obviously if I don't bad stuff will happen but anyway when I compete I need to get high.

      I find under the influence of several bongs the games becomes hyperrreal, I actually morph through the monitor screen into the my head and there's all sorts of switches and buttons in there and it reals comfy and my powers become unlimited and God like I can see through walls and into other players heads and I know where the bullets will hail from so I can avoid them, duck, weave and throw the knock out punch, every time. I become the game and the game is me I exude raw POWWWERRRRR ! If the game is inturrepted I can become enraged as my power is forced to find an exit in the physical dimension, people can get hurt but they are not me and I am not the people, they are my little people, my slaves and I will destroy them as I see fit. Destroy !

      I don't think the weeds had any negative affects at all, if other people can't be bothered to wait for me to finish a sentance that's their problem. Often they're doing it on purpose just to get at me, people are like that.

    111. Re:Effects of Cannabis by zobier · · Score: 1

      Cannabis is only one of those things.

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    112. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      How does "own blood" doping (which is outlawed in competitive sport) fit into that list? It's neither illegal nor bad for you.

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    113. Re:Effects of Cannabis by albyrne5 · · Score: 1

      I too kind of enjoy liver, especially with some fava beans and a nice chianti

    114. Re:Effects of Cannabis by shermo · · Score: 1

      Yes, and it wasn't on the list for a long time. Questionably illegal (depends on country), questionably bad for you, questionably performance enhancing. The anti-cannabis side won out eventually.

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    115. Re:Effects of Cannabis by shermo · · Score: 1

      How does "own blood" doping (which is outlawed in competitive sport) fit into that list? It's neither illegal nor bad for you.

      "Harmful Side Effects:
      When blood is thickened because of extra red blood cells, the athlete runs an increased risk of blood clots, strokes, and heart attacks. Blood transfusions run the risk of HIV, AIDs, and other blood diseases. Artificial oxygen carriers can cause liver and kidney disease and other problems."

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    116. Re:Effects of Cannabis by afxgrin · · Score: 1

      If you only play video games stoned, being non-stoned hampers your skill.

      It seriously is true. You just lose your flow of the game ...

      Maybe after playing video games clean for several years (or maybe only a few months), will you get used to playing the game without weed.

      Other drugs, especially ones like coke, meth, etc - if you're a stoner, and you start taking that shit, it'll probably fuck up your gaming style completely. In games where you're a commander (like Battlefield 2/2142) though, I can see some possible benefit ...

    117. Re:Effects of Cannabis by afxgrin · · Score: 1

      Shit dude, if you know of a way to load marijuana buds into ammo casing with the exact amount of fuel to vaporize just the THC, you could have the novelty pot product of the century.

      Everyone would be shooting themselves through the mouth:

      "Gimme 10 rounds of the 50 cal"

      Please don't encourage this....

    118. Re:Effects of Cannabis by duguk · · Score: 1

      Playing Portal whilst under the influence is not a good idea. Even without it, I suspect most people saw or even tried to use portals in real life.

      Maybe that was just me then.

      The cake was delicious and moist though.

    119. Re:Effects of Cannabis by duguk · · Score: 1

      Very true, and the same with the major amounts of aspartame in sugar-free Rockstar. Aspartame gives me major headaches a couple of hours after drinking it, and sometimes indigestion and stomach cramps. Its something I've only recently heard about.

      I'm pretty sure its not psychological, (correlation does not imply causation, I know, but I've been trying this for a week so far and feel a lot better, so I'm continuing with it!)

      It seems like its a real problem with some artificial sweeteners, I guess only with some people. Still, I'm avoiding aspartame more than I avoid caffeine!

      FWIW, I don't have this problem with 'normal' Rockstar. Anyone else had this?

    120. Re:Effects of Cannabis by StrategicIrony · · Score: 1

      Because there are a variety of things that can improve performance, but require an amazing amount of effort and/or money on someone else's part to make you better.

      The discussion is ongoing about the effects of genetic enhancement. In other words, you could insert DNA that naturally produces more steroid-like hormones within your cells.

      Then can you be accused of doing drugs, since it's your own cells that creates it?

      In general, using medical science to modify your internal workings while you lie on a bench in the doctors office is likely to remain banned.

    121. Re:Effects of Cannabis by winphreak · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think marijuana might provide an advantage in that it supposedly breaks down the users normal tendency to focus on single things. It used to be said that listening to music while stoned allowed you to hear each instrument more clearly. Don't know if any of that is true tho.

      My experience has taught me that the last part of your statement is very true.

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    122. Re:Effects of Cannabis by winphreak · · Score: 1

      A very swell explanation. I doubt anyone can word it better.

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    123. Re:Effects of Cannabis by winphreak · · Score: 1

      And nobody can shred on a guitar like an coked up hair band

      Or a bandana covering Lysergic Acid Diethylamide on an open wound.

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    124. Re:Effects of Cannabis by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Cannabis is also a psychedelic, whichalong with its sedative and anxiolitic effects may proove superior. Besides, alcohol gives hangovers, antidepresants have nasty side effects and and benzos build resistance way too fast. Your best alternative are opioids. My $0.02.

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    125. Re:Effects of Cannabis by TheLink · · Score: 1

      It'll be like F1 racing (or already is like it).

      There's a long list of what defines a legal F1 car and what makes it illegal, and what the car and team can or cannot do and when.

      The rules may seem arbitrary and some may even seem silly.

      But fact is:
      1) There is no such thing as "Unlimited" there must always be rules, otherwise at the extreme nukes would be involved. No rules = no competition and no fun.
      2) With the advances of technology the lists will get longer and longer.

      For example while nerve conduction is fast (for myelinated nerves), it's not that fast - 30-100 metres per second. Assuming a 1 meter distance to travel that's 30 to 10 milliseconds gone. 30 milliseconds[1] is a long time in some games. So imagine if someone could artifically cut that time down to near zero by using advanced brain implants as controllers. So would this be legal or illegal? Some paraplegics might be competing using those implants. Maybe in the future with such implants the paraplegics would be better at computer games than "normals", since some would be able to practice nearly all day - the toilet and feeding is already kind of solved, they just need better beds to prevent bed sores.

      So you might have to put them in a different category, much like the Paralympics.

      That said there are stupid rules, for example the LPGA has mandated that golfers be able to speak English. You can play excellent golf without being even able to speak.

      The guardians of the rules have to be very careful, otherwise people might just decide to play elsewhere, or play some other game.

      [1] BTW some martial artists can physically react in 180 milliseconds which is pretty quick considering they have to see, understand, decide, and then actually strike the actual target.

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    126. Re:Effects of Cannabis by TheLink · · Score: 1

      You might be sensitive to some of the chemicals your body breaks aspartame down to.

      From wikipedia: "Upon ingestion, aspartame breaks down into several residual chemicals, including aspartic acid, phenylalanine, methanol".

      You could do a test for yourself to see whether it's psychological. Cover up all the cans with some paper so you can't tell them apart. Mix them up, then number/label them. Drink them as normal but keep the empty cans intact, record the symptoms or effects and the label. Once you're done with all of them (and only then, not before), remove the paper from all the cans and see if there is a correlation. If you're really sensitive to it and you're not doing this as a scientific study, you may not need to drink that many cans to prove stuff to yourself.

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    127. Re:Effects of Cannabis by StrategicIrony · · Score: 1

      Everything you said is accurate, but i wanted to point something out.

      The LPGA didn't mandate English, but is "strongly encouraging" and offering English assistance to non English speakers.

      The LPGA is a business that doesn't get the bulk of its money from advertising like the NFL (or mens golf) does, but rather gets a great deal of its income from community outreach, where players participate in clinics and speak at events and play in pro-am events.

      The LPGA would not be viable as a business if it was not able to send its members out to these events and know that they would be able to participate and since it is a north-american institution, the only languages that are of any use are english, spanish and french. However, a substantial portion of the field these days is Korean and few speak any english.

      In today's pro-Am events, everyone fights to play with english speaking professionals so they can talk. The non-english speakers make for very boring events for participants in the pro-am.... which they paid A LOT (LOT) of money to participate in. I imagine it came from complaints of high-paying corporate sponsors playing golf with a Korean who didnt speak a word of English and feeling cheated that they basically had to pay a ton of money to watch her play... which they could have done from behind the ropes.

      Some people forget that professional sports leagues are a business. And unfortunately, womens golf doesn't have enough draw to make money on a purely advertising basis like the mens tour does, which requires them to do certain thing0 (like this) s to remain financially viable.

    128. Re:Effects of Cannabis by TheLink · · Score: 1

      That's news to me that they didn't mandate English, why would they be _backing_off_ plans to _suspend_ players who cannot speak English well enough:

      http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hUbJhKCLRQv6DieBfbsOW7E6Q4NgD930RPNO1

      Regarding sponsors, some have already made some negative noises about the LPGA's recent idiocy (almost seems like bigotry).

      It'll be funny if a mute pro golf player sues the LPGA.

      What next? You have to speak Japanese in order to play in Japan, and Korean to play in Korea?

      With bright ideas like that, one wonders about the real reasons why the LPGA isn't doing as well as the PGA.

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    129. Re:Effects of Cannabis by StrategicIrony · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't know if it's coincidence or not, but there ARE NO PGA tour players who don't speak English well enough to do interviews. There may have been one or two at any given time in the past. For exammple, KJ Choi from South Korea didn't speak great English, but he aggressively pursued English classes and he has been speaking it at home as a result.

      However, fully a quarter of the field in many LPGA events doesn't speak English and that made it basically impossible to have enough translators on hand to handle interviews, let alone handle sponsors and pro-am participants.

      If the Asian tour decided to mandate a language, they might have issues, considering they cover countries with at least 15 different languages. The Asian tour generally handles interviews and press books in both the local language and in English as well, as it is good common ground for all participants.

      So, no I don't expect Asian tour events to mandate any local language. I think they would sooner mandate English, ironically.

      Most professional sports leagues require participants to participate in events, like speaking engagements and community service events... often things like reading to children, etc

      While there aren't any other sports with this mandate, I think it would be more frequent if any given sport had 1/4 of its participants unable to be a part of these events.

    130. Re:Effects of Cannabis by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      It helped me focus tremendously when I used to play counter-strike. It enhanced my reaction time, my focus, and my overall absorption into the game. As a result I would formulate plans based on what people tended to do round after round, and change them on a whim when footsteps were heard. I was usually a couple steps ahead of the other guys and that didn't happen often without the green.

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    131. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't actually believe that "Every heroin addict will tell you that they only became really reliant on the horse after a couple of weeks of shooting up constantly time and again." shit, do you?

    132. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever happened to collecting your thoughts, and maybe taking a deep breath or two?

    133. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do tell. THC is releasing dopamine into the synapses in large amounts? So *that's* what those Anandamide receptors are doing? Thank goodness, we can call off the research! Hey guys, stop doing research on fatty acid breaking it down into arachidonic acid and ethanolamine! Turns out it's just a standard dopamine releaser that somehow avoids most of the addictive properties of other dopamine-release-heavy compounds! Nothing to see here, move along.
                But seriously, that's not a very accurate picture of what THC does. It's a pretty decent picture of what cocaine and amphetamines do in the brain, but THC seems to be dorking with some other circuits in there.

  2. Who cares? by Swizec · · Score: 0, Troll

    So they drug themselves up, boo-hoo. Clearly these are inferior competitions if doping is beneficial, just look at any motorsports competition and you'll notice people aren't doping because the sideeffects of anything are too impeding.

    1. Re:Who cares? by philspear · · Score: 1

      I think he actually had a decent point here aside from the pointless statement of apathy. I don't know if the side effects would actually be a detriment more than a benefit, the interviewed guy says in most cases it did actually help them, though I suspect he wasn't being very scientific about.

      I also suspect your comparison to motorsports is pretty worthless. The two are not the same, unless you're talking about a gran turismo tournament.

  3. To What End? by Cryophallion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While I think illicit drugs should definitely be banned, as always we have to ask what extent does this go to?

    I can get in there and hook up a coffee/Red Bull IV, and do almost as much damage to my body as taking dexedrine. So they ban caffeine, which means no moutain dew, and we know mountain dew is one of the nectars of the gods.

    As soon as you start eliminating caffeine, we get to the point that they can't take cold medicine before a tourney as it will show up as a drug.

    As soon as money and egos get involved, people will look for any advantage they can get. I think drugs should be outlawed, but that the organizers need to be realistic, and understand that anything in excess can be harmful, and that a well rounded approach is necesary

    1. Re:To What End? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      soon to be followed by banning people from getting a good night's sleep the night before, or taking a power nap between rounds.

    2. Re:To What End? by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Insightful
      While I think illicit drugs should definitely be banned

      There's no 'should' about it. Illicit drugs are banned by definition - that's what 'illicit' means. Legalise all drugs and suddenly there's no such thing as an illicit drug.

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    3. Re:To What End? by ninjapiratemonkey · · Score: 1

      Well actually, in the Olympics (and other various competitions), cold medicine does show up as a drug, and does in fact enhance your ability to perform.
      They also recently either removed, or raised, the limit of caffeine allowed in the system.

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    4. Re:To What End? by Cryophallion · · Score: 1

      Let me rephrase (obviously illicit drugs are illegal - which is why I used that term, to clarify illegal vs legal drugs):

      Illicit drugs should be explicitly banned by the gamers association, which likely also means testing to ensure compliance.

      Although, this brings up the question - who will pay for the testing?

    5. Re:To What End? by Cryophallion · · Score: 1

      I know it shows up - I pointing out how insanely far it can go.

      Do cold meds help performance? Maybe (I don't actually know for sure)

      Do people actually get colds and legitimately need meds? Yes

      Will people abuse this? Of Course (same as those taking dexedrine for ADD, as I did for a number of years, which is also why I listed that).

      I'm just saying that people can take things to extremes, and that anything can be abused.

    6. Re:To What End? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Very few cold sufferers 'need' medication. Their overall level of comfort might be increased by taking a mild analgesic and decongestant, but generally, their symptoms don't even approach discomfort, let alone suffering or life endangering.

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    7. Re:To What End? by Sobrique · · Score: 1
      Paracetamol + Codine is available over the counter. It's a reasonable way of dealing with a medical problem. But what if I find that a couple of these reduces how distracted I am by the plate in my leg, and so I play better (yes, I do have a plate in my leg, and it does ache at times)? Is that cheating, or is that just overcoming an existing medical problem?

      Anything performance enhancing has an impact on the tournament. Some are illegal, some legal. Some might only be legal on prescription.

      Personally I think that's just a mine field, and they should just ignore it. Why does it matter if someone's baked his noodle before playing?

      But then, I think they should take that approach to the olympics too - rather than the current really rather convoluted regulations about what naturally occuring substances are ok, and what are not. They should just do the 'augmented olympics' and let anything go, provided it's not obviously committing a crime in plain sight. (The latter is worth a 'stupidity' disqualification).

      I think track events are dull, but having 10 runners hopped off their tits on psychotics would make it _much_ more interesting.

    8. Re:To What End? by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I think illicit drugs should definitely be banned

      Why?

      I think drugs should be outlawed

      Why?

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    9. Re:To What End? by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Illicit drugs should be legalized, at which point the gamers association will have nothing to prohibit. Problem solved.

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    10. Re:To What End? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I think illicit drugs should definitely be banned

      There's no 'should' about it. Illicit drugs are banned by definition - that's what 'illicit' means. Legalise all drugs and suddenly there's no such thing as an illicit drug.

      Read his statement as "While I think illicit [as categorized by the state government] should definitely be banned [by the organizers of the tournament]".

      It's pretty obvious that he wasn't saying "illegal drugs should be illegal" or "banned drugs should be banned".

    11. Re:To What End? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I play better while getting head. Do these assholes want to ban blowjobs too?

    12. Re:To What End? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why? Because that's all he's ever known. It's only natural that he can't imagine a world where free choice is tolerated, let alone respected and cherished as it should be -- regardless of whether that choice has a positive or negative effect on the chooser.

      As an experiment, try explaining to an average person how drug prohibition causes the violent crime rate to skyrocket by creating lucrative black markets and all the reckless injustice they bring. He will look at you as if you're a nutcase, and for good reason: all his life he's been taught that it is the lack of drug prohibition that causes violence, and you just came along and told him he's fallen for a load of bullshit.

    13. Re:To What End? by dbcad7 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Certain drugs certainly do need to be illegal.. If you can't see that then your blinded by your selfish interest for wanting the drug of your choice to be legal. Just as you have seatbelt laws to protect people from themselves, you have to make some of these drugs illegal to keep people from fucking themselves up.. Perhaps your too stoned to care about someone doing permanent brain damage on themselves and swimming through the world like they have MS until they reach a point where they are non functional and a burden on they rest of society.. It's no skin off your nose until maybe it's somebody you care about that does this to themselves.

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    14. Re:To What End? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have MS and I'm not a burden to society.

    15. Re:To What End? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't do any drugs, including alcohol, caffeine, or nicotine. Do you?

      I believe that individual freedom is the only clear path to justice and peace, and I realize the danger of putting trust in the coercive power of government. This is why I advocate the legalization of recreational drugs: all the crackheads in the world cannot even approach the destructive capability of concentrated political power.

      Drug prohibition has provided government with absurd levels of power and revenue. This is why you are taught from an early age that drug prohibition is some kind of moral imperative.

      Finally, who is the one here making threats and insults at others? And who is the one calmly discussing the topic at hand? Surprise, surprise: the guy who advocates voluntary association and free choice is the guy with the most respect for others.

    16. Re:To What End? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd mod you up if I had the points today (on my real account, as I am posting anonymously for obvious reasons).

      I wish people would be more open-minded. When I hear someone disagree with me, even about my world-view, I'm interested to hear why, and if they have a point, I'll definitely consider it.

      I smoke up occasionally, and I can definitely say that 90% of peoples' views of the drug provided by the government et al are completely baseless.

      THC is like a weaker alcohol that's a downer instead of an upper (neither of these are a bad thing). I would argue that it should be treated like alcohol in the laws because smoking too much weed definitely can definitely intoxicate one to the point where driving becomes dangerous.

      However, weed isn't going to make anyone go crazy and try to kill people, or even become at all violent; as I said before, it's a downer, it'll just mellow someone out, and this effect is far more universal than that of alcohol which can vary from person to person.

      The drug war is the modern world's Prohibition, nothing less. It restricts the rights of normal people for no good reason, because the government believes it is morally superior to its subjects.

    17. Re:To What End? by Emperor+Zombie · · Score: 1

      Your illegal drugs = seatbelts analogy doesn't really work. Making drugs illegal to protect people from themselves would be more akin to outlawing cars to prevent car accidents. Seatbelt laws are much more similar to the government regulating the sale and use of tobacco and alcohol.
      Besides, where do you draw the line? Why are alcohol, caffeine, and nicotine legal and other drugs illegal? And while you're busy protecting people from themselves, what about protecting people from each other? The guy smoking a cigarette beside me on the sidewalk is certainly a greater threat to my health than the junkie shooting heroin in the alley behind me.

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    18. Re:To What End? by maj1k · · Score: 1

      you mean like an alcoholic?

    19. Re:To What End? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're also not the one who stoops to childish insults (like the parent poster) in an attempt to shout down others into accepting his viewpoint.

      Makes you wonder what his real agenda is. Shouting down others is, after all, the primary strategy for those who wish to control others through coercion (government).

      I'll leave this discussion with a famous quote from Thomas Jefferson:

      If man cannot be trusted with the government of himself, then how can he possibly be trusted with the government of others?

      The answer, of course, is that he cannot. Just look at the attitude of those who wish to employ that special "right", the ability to control others through force. Talk about self-interest, indeed.

    20. Re:To What End? by FamineMonk · · Score: 1

      Then they could add a new event kind of like a course that you have to run.

      Start off with a big 8 person bong (hookah) and everyone takes a big hit and then runs to 1st station and plays a quick RTS match then after that another big hit and then on to the 2nd station where they play a round of FPS gaming and so on.

      Man I'm ready for that contest.

    21. Re:To What End? by Sabz5150 · · Score: 1

      So they ban caffeine, which means no moutain dew, and we know mountain dew is one of the nectars of the gods.

      Not to mention an all too often sponsor of these type of games.

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    22. Re:To What End? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      My #1 and #2 drugs of choice are coffee and beer, both of which are addictive substances, neither of which is illegal.

      My #3 drug of choice is neither addictive (I've gone years without a pot-free day, only to stop without problem when I couldn't afford it) nor harmful; nobody ever died of reefer, yet it is a felony.

      It's completely unreasonable. Where's your logic?

      Just as you have seatbelt laws to protect people from themselves

      I've worn my seat belt since long before it was mandatory, but that's the difference between you and me. You believe that men are children who need a nanny state government to protect them from themselves (big brother is watching) while I believe a man is an adult who should be free to ruin his life any way he pleases. Where was your nanny state when I foolishly let myself be married to Evil-X? My God, that woman was worse than any drug imaginable! Where was your nanny-state when I became addictied to cigarettes? Why are those deadly things not a felony?

      If you give me universal health care you might have a point about the seat belts. But I pay for my own insurance and medical care, if I break my back it's my problem, not yours. MY business, not yours or your nanny state government's.

      Perhaps your [sic] too stoned to care about someone doing permanent brain damage on themselves and swimming through the world like they have MS until they reach a point where they are non functional and a burden on they rest of society.

      Then you had better outlaw skiing, rock climbiung, motorcycles, bicycles, construction work, and a host of other activities that are far more likely cause anyone to "become a burden to society". My cousin broke his neck diving into a stream at age 16, he's in his sixties now and has been a quadraplegic since his injury. Where was your nanny state then?

      My oldest daughter is a "burden to society", you heartless, brainless, insensitive clod. She is on SSI, developmentally disabled; the doctors say it was from the umbilical cord tied around her neck when she was born, and that my then-wife shouldn't have been working (thanks, Disney) while she was pregnant. I say it was from the MMR shot, because that's when it started. At any rate, there were no drugs or any other illegal activity involved. Why did your nanny state government not force Disney to let her out of work while she was pregnant?

      Government can't even protect me from you, how in the hell can it protect you from yourself? Your argument is illogical, irrational, and based entirely on emotion.

      That said, tell me: marijuana is non-addictive and has no known lethal dose. Tobacco is possibly the most addictive drug on the planet and it kills almost 100% of its users. Yet marijuana is illegal while tobacco is sold legally everywhere. Where's your nanny-state to protect me from tobacco? I smoked the deadly stuff for thirty years, when I quit it would have been a lot easier had I not been forced to watch everyone openly consume the drug I was additcted to.

      More people die from alcohol overdose than all illegal drugs combined, yet it is legal.

      Again, your view is illogical and irrational.

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    23. Re:To What End? by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

      My oldest daughter is a "burden to society", you heartless, brainless, insensitive clod.

      I going to address 2 issues here.. First of all your daughter did not do this to herself, and you would not condone her doing something like this to herself... and if someone you cared about got hooked on meth, and suddenly they are a fried potato living on the streets collecting ther SSI check at the post office faithfully to buy more and cook their brain even farther until they died.. and you were ok with that.. I would ask who is the heartless brainless insensitive one ?

      I am going to also tell you exactly why pot should be illegal.. because freakin pot heads have something wrong with them.. for some reason smoking pot HAS TO BE SOCIAL.. You can not be around someone smoking it, without them asking if you want some.. usually several times as if one "no" doesn't register.. and this leads me down the other problem with it.. because it IS SOCIAL in that way, you always have these crossover drug users.. the ones that do both pot and meth.. and they gotta share that too.. so hate me for ruining your party, but that is the way of it.. and by the way your "100 percent" of tobacco smokers dieing is also bullshit.. and actually to take it further the WHO statistics on smokers, non smokers, and smokers exposed to second hand doesn't support all that nonsense either.. nonsmokers have always had a percentage die from lung cancer.. smoking isn't the only cause, and tyeing it to second hand smoke is not supported statistically.

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    24. Re:To What End? by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      rootooftheworld posting from another account -- just wanted to say I love for that post *thumbsup*

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    25. Re:To What End? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Yes, pot is social, although not so much as it was back in the "stoned age". The younger smokers use "hitters", which hold one toke. It wasn't the pot itself that made it the social drug, it was the times themselves. As to offering, that's just courtesy. As to offering more than once, that's short term memory loss and force of habit.

      As to the "crossover effect", that's not caused by the pot, but by the laws against it. The same people who sell pot sell coke, crack, heroin, meth, anything to make a buck. When Reagan started his "war on drugs" it was actually a "war on marijuana"; all of a sudden the country was awash with cocaine. I'd look for pot and be told, "it's dry, man, want some coke?" Were reefer legal and sold as alcohol is, it would NOT be a "crossover drug".

      As to the meth, if you can keep the kids off of it they're far less likely to get addicted to it. Teenagers are immortal; they are perfect, know everything, and impervious to all. Hell, I was a teenager once and raised two of them. But the laws against meth actually make it easier for a teenager to buy meth than for an adult. A fourtten year old kid is too young to be a policeman, so it's safe to sell it to him. A thirty year old will be looked at with suspicion.

      I would rather have my daughter be an addict than a prisoner. Laws against drug possession don't stop drug use; education and treatment are the keys there. The laws are counterproductive.

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    26. Re:To What End? by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      You can not be around someone smoking it, without them asking if you want some

      ... and if you're around me while I'm having a beer, I'll likely offer you one. Sharing is good manners, even among beer drinkers and pot smokers. Just because it's part of the social ritual doesn't mean there's something wrong with it.

      Large numbers of tobacco smokers die from illnesses related to their habit. Cancer doesn't get them all; heart disease and emphysema claim lots as well, and others manage to die of something completely unrelated.

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  4. yeah, but by SlappingOysters · · Score: 1

    I would've thought the same thing. But then again, here we have gamers shooting for major prize money (some of the events you get more than in real sports) choosing to take them. i guess it depends on the game. The amphetamines i can understand a lot more. Focus, and fast, and awake all night.

  5. joint ? by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Amphetamines make perfect sense, as would caffeine but I highly doubt cannabis would be beneficial.

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    1. Re:joint ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a lot of people, marijuana is better than caffeine for video games. Especially guitar hero and those types of games. Makes you less jittery too.

    2. Re:joint ? by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt cannabis would be beneficial

      Competitions tend to be stressful affairs, and stress reactions can interfere with performance. Marijuana is an anxiolytic in addition to an anti-emetic.

  6. Wait, what, man? by Taibhsear · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok, amphetamines I can see, but weed? It doesn't exactly make your reflexes better and it's hard to pay attention when you laugh incessantly for no apparent reason. But I suppose it could help you focus more intently if... man my hands are HUGE... wait, what was I saying again?...

    1. Re:Wait, what, man? by azav · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do you know people who code stoned? It might allow you to focus more on the task at hand.

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    2. Re:Wait, what, man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? Like.... SERIOUSLY?

      I've been pretty high and I couldn't even focus on one thing long enough to shut down my computer, let alone play a game or code.

      My short term memory goes right out the window, I have to exert myself in keeping a train of thought consistent. What was I thinking about just now?

      Even on tiny amounts, like one short hit, that's pretty much the end of my productivity. Which is why I reserve it for late at night, when I wouldn't be doing much anyway.

      CODING on WEED?

    3. Re:Wait, what, man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Diebold, is that you?

    4. Re:Wait, what, man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      As someone who writes a great quantity of code while stoned, I can attest that I tend to get more focused on what I'm writing, and honestly, more excited about it and obsessed about making it perfect.

      These advantages are offset by the 50-line ASCII art comments I insert and the functions named "dogg_butt()" and "jibblejobble(int whaaaaat)." So, there are pros and cons.

    5. Re:Wait, what, man? by raypsaliga · · Score: 0

      I code stoned. For a given task, it takes a bit longer high, but is much more entertaining. For that reason I usually end up with a more refined piece of code, and a heightened sense of satisfaction when finished. On the other hand, Large unfamiliar projects can be a bit overwhelming. Also, I did well in Calculus 1,2, and 3 stoned. Not because I didn't like studying math sober, but because it is just that much more exciting on weed.

    6. Re:Wait, what, man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you know people who code stoned? It might allow you to focus more on the task at hand.

      That's how Windows ME came about. They switched from booze to weed.

    7. Re:Wait, what, man? by Jellybob · · Score: 1

      I've also written quite a lot of code while stoned, and while I do focus a lot more, I find that a lot of the time I will become *to* focused, and end up spending several hours refactoring things so that the API is absolutely right, instead of just getting whatever task I was trying to do done.

    8. Re:Wait, what, man? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes. The code is fine, but that comments don't really make a lot of sense the next day...

      In other words, you'll get great, terse and insanely efficient code that cannot be maintained, ever.

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    9. Re:Wait, what, man? by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      If I'm smoking occasionally I get the giggles and my brain goes to mush. If I smoke regularly the weed more induces calm and focus than giggles and distraction. The ultimate brain power isn't there, but focus is easier to get and there's plenty of capacity to grind out the more tedious chunks of code.

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    10. Re:Wait, what, man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends on how high you are. I have no trouble focusing and remembering when mildly high.

      I have, in the past, coded while high. It was a work project but I was off the clock and I was prepared to get rid of whatever code I wrote if it was garbage. I found that being mildly high helped me to stay focused on the task at hand and visualize it better. I was able to code for a longer period of time before I needed a break.

      The code turned out fine. I haven't made a habit of this because I have no idea what it would do to my bug count over a long period of time but it certainly wasn't a major detriment. I might use it again for a personal project.

      Now if I had smoked a ton of weed I probably would have had trouble with coding, but a little was actually quite beneficial.

    11. Re:Wait, what, man? by redcaboodle · · Score: 1

      These advantages are offset by the 50-line ASCII art comments I insert and the functions named "dogg_butt()" and "jibblejobble(int whaaaaat)." So, there are pros and cons.

      Are you sure those are the effects of the drug? I do exactly the same when coding while seriously tired. My code is usually brilliant at these times, but don't ask me to speak to someone, because I am apparently incoherent.

      It's certainly not some delayed drug effect, as I - as a personal choice - do not smoke, drink alcohol at all or do any drugs. I drink coffee and coke, but not enough to be out of my mind.

      The state is somewhat zen-like - the code just flows, even difficult algorithms just translate into working code without having to think much about it.

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    12. Re:Wait, what, man? by panoplos · · Score: 1

      No, that is just inherent to PERL... Badumdum...

    13. Re:Wait, what, man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not everyone laughs out of control when they're high. I know plenty of programmers and game asset artists (modelers and concept artists) who do the bulk of their work stoned out of their mind, and it's usually brilliant.

      Some people reach a zone of concentration they simply can't reach sober. Maybe it's conditioning, maybe it's different from person to person, but anyone who's smoked a lot of pot over the years can probably relate to this.

    14. Re:Wait, what, man? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I don't do PERL, C++ is my drug.

      But some of the crap I slapped together with too little sleep and too much of sleep replacements resulted in something that I could easily enter in some obfuscated C-code contest and win.

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    15. Re:Wait, what, man? by skulgnome · · Score: 1

      That's interesting -- I've found the opposite, being a regular potsmoking programmer. Having a few tokes and a couple of cups of tea or something often makes me less perfectionist and more inclined to just keep it real so to say. This is very conducive to higher-level design than doing legwork for a O(h) data structure that'll see perhaps twenty elements in its lifetime, instead of just using a linked list.

      I guess for me, weed limits my mild OCD symptoms. It also boosts creativity, and I've found many documentation tasks easier under the influence. Things become easier to consider from a "what if... the exact opposite applied?" point of view, which is an absolute boon for design or prototyping work.

      Reviewing a stoned night's output is of course a good idea, but then code and design reviews are a good idea for many many reasons having nothing to do with the herb.

    16. Re:Wait, what, man? by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      In other words, you'll get great, terse and insanely efficient code that cannot be maintained, ever.

      Just make sure the maintainers have their own supply of weed. Code that has been written by a high man must be maintained by high men. I think the philosophical perspective of this is called transcendence.

      Of course, between paying for health benefits, munchies in the office kitchen, and a communal bong in the conference room, the cost to keep these types of employees on staff might be too high (no pun intended) for upper management to justify.

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    17. Re:Wait, what, man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know people who code stoned...ME!

      Depends on what I'm coding, some sections of code require intense focus, but most coding is just tedious and a little weed helps me get through it without checking slashdot 10 times in 20 minutes.

    18. Re:Wait, what, man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never really tryed to focus after smoking, but I do code while drinking. Because of the difference in focus if I am just hanging out with friends alcohol has a lot different effect (until I get drunk/plastered) than if I am programmined.

      I imagine to a degree smoking could be the same, I know my friend smokes sometimes while programming.

    19. Re:Wait, what, man? by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 1

      Ok, amphetamines I can see, but weed?

      People keep saying that, but the studies I have seen regarding amphetamine use showed a marked decrease in reflexes and hand eye coordination. In the hand eye stuff the subjects would react to soon to stimulus; a trait that would suck when trying to get a kill shot in Half-Life.

      but I imagine the state-dependant learning stuff still applies.

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    20. Re:Wait, what, man? by Internalist · · Score: 1

      [...] when you laugh incessantly for no apparent reason

      Uh, you know Reefer Madness wasn't real, right?

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    21. Re:Wait, what, man? by SRHavoc · · Score: 1

      Yea when I code stoned I definitely tend to over-complicate very basic commands. I also go off on stupid side projects very often. The worst one was probably writing a division function instead of just using /

      Besides that though, I definitely prefer coding stoned, and write much more efficient programs.

      (One thing to add, however, that might change a lot, is that I have ADD, and chose to smoke instead of taking prescribed pills that are one step down from meth. The pills made me stop eating and sleeping. Pot obviously does not have the same effects and I'm much happier.)

    22. Re:Wait, what, man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GP posting. Right, thanks for that. Judging by the rest of the threads here, I guess the next time someone in the office yells "What the fuck was THIS guy smoking?!" I'll know.

    23. Re:Wait, what, man? by albyrne5 · · Score: 1

      Hahahahaha, writing a division function, that is just brilliant man.

      Reminds me of a time in college when we were learning digital logic design. And we had these little briefcases with NAND gates etc in them, and you had to wire up state-machines etc.

      Anyways, there was one piece of homework we got to wire up a shift register or something, and the box, apart from NAND gates etc, also had a few built-in flip flops.

      So the next week, when the class were unveiling their creations one by one, everyone's looked pretty much the same with about 20 or 30 wires needed to complete the assignment. And this one girl opened her briefcase to reveal a HUGE SPRAWLING SPAGHETTI of wires. She didn't realise that there were flip-flops built-into the case and wired each flip-flop by hand!

    24. Re:Wait, what, man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That has to be the funniest thing i've read in a while.... thanks for the giggles.

  7. in my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in my experience coming to anything baked leads to no advantage heh. ..maybe a concert, but no actual brain involving activity.

    Maybe it's more pyschological like how smokers will have a smoke to calm their nerves when it actually has the opposite affect.

    As for drug testing at the events to me it's just a matter of how "official" they want to be. I went to quake con once and it was more of a big party then an actual contest.

  8. heh. by apodyopsis · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm kinda bemused....

    ...does this make a roomful of avid gamers actually interesting or fun to be with?

    (or are they just as boring when they are off their tits?)

  9. Baked by whisper_jeff · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They didn't come in baked so they could play better - they came in baked because they're stoners. If they were at home watching tv, they'd be just as baked (and it's not so that they could watch tv better though I'm sure being stoned makes some of the crap on tv seem better...).

    1. Re:Baked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      This really is all there is to it. I know some of the people involved, and they definitely don't go in stoned to "enhance their performance."

    2. Re:Baked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, baked is so much better than fried. It's like totally less saturated fat and stuff. Could you get me some of those while you're out there? Thanks man, you rock.

    3. Re:Baked by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Getting baked sure made ol slick Willie's speech last night a whole lot better. Bet the Republican convention will be great too. Maybe I'll make a game out of it, take a rip from the bong every time someone says "The surge has worked."

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    4. Re:Baked by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      In college I was very good at the video arcade game "Star Wars". The only time I ever played it stoned I was very, very stoned and got by far my best score ever. The score and my initials remained atop the list as evidence that it wasn't all some drug-induced dream. There were also non-stoned witnesses. Was it coincidence? Or some effect of the drug? My limited anecdotal experience is that marijuana may have some video game performance enhancing benefits. (Level 128 BTW. After 20 years I've forgotten the score, unfortunately.)

    5. Re:Baked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, because they are stoners, if they DIDNT come backed they would have a lot of anxiety from NOT being backed, and would be thinking more about smoking than playing. Its more so they can feel "normal" and avoid the withdrawal symptoms. (yea so Im a stoner and Im stoned now, sorry for posting anonymously but laws on weed still suck.)

  10. And this is news worthy??? by Schmyz · · Score: 1

    ...I still find it hard to accept that some guys are actually "professional gamers"

    1. Re:And this is news worthy??? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I still find it hard to accept that some guys are actually "professional athletes".

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    2. Re:And this is news worthy??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they DID get nailed in a drug scandal, so I suppose I'll grudgingly admit it's a real sport now...

  11. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I disagree, Marijauna can have a calming effect on most users. This can make you better able to respond to high stress situations. It also makes games more enjoyable and allows you to play longer.

  12. Baked? by hcdejong · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you meant stoned, why not say that in the first place? Stop hijacking random words!

    1. Re:Baked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Dude, it's called baked, no one hijacked the word. Stoned just happens to be a bit more common, although "baked" comes quite close 2nd place. Just because you haven't ever hung around a liberal arts college doesn't mean that vernacular use of a common word doesn't exist.

      And a lot of people don't know what "stoned" means either. Go to a Presbyterian church. The congregation will think you're talking about what happened to Jesus. (Meanwhile, the baked stoners will be chuckling a lot at the sermon. "Doooood! Jesus was stoned! STONED!!")

    2. Re:Baked? by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      no one hijacked the word.

      What else would you call using a word that means X and subvert it to Y instead?

    3. Re:Baked? by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Using "baked" to mean "stoned" is actually fairly common. It's certainly not random, and any hijacking took place long ago. It's slang, of course, but that used to be true of "stoned" as well.

      I was more annoyed at the clumsy parenthetical aside explaining what it meant.

    4. Re:Baked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you high atm?

      You're taking issue with the supposed subversion of the word 'baked' and suggesting he use 'stoned' instead. Both are words that originally meant something else but became common drug parlance decades ago.

    5. Re:Baked? by somersault · · Score: 1

      They just tried to stone Jesus and throw him off a cliff or something, but he walked away through the crowd :p Other guys in the bible were stoned, however. I used to go to a presbyterian church and yet I knew what 'stoned' meant. I'm sure all but some of the ancient old biddies knew. I did occasionally find it a little amusing that stoned means something else today, but at the same time, people getting pelted to death by rocks (still happens in some Islamic cultures) isn't really all that funny.

      But yes, 'stoned' and 'baked' are both equally valid colloquialisms, same as being 'high' or 'wasted' (though to some people that just means drunk).

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    6. Re:Baked? by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1

      What else would you call using a word that means X and subvert it to Y instead?

      I would call it slang. I would also call it the natural evolution of language. It may not always be for the better, but any language is always changing. I recommend getting used to it.

    7. Re:Baked? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      If you meant high, why not say that in the first place? Stop hijacking random words! Oh wait
      If I meant intoxicated, why not say that in the first place? I need to stop hijacking random words!

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    8. Re:Baked? by renoX · · Score: 1

      Why were you annoyed by the explanation?

      While I know what 'stoned' mean, I didn't know that 'baked' is the same thing, so apparently this slang isn't that widespread..

      Remember that foreigners aren't good at slang: they don't teach much slang at school!

    9. Re:Baked? by kiehlster · · Score: 1

      Dude, I came in fried, you insensitive cods!

    10. Re:Baked? by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1
      I thought it was awkward. I probably wouldn't have said anything if he had left out "for the uninformed."

      Also, if he had to explain it, why use another slang term? "Stoned" may be better known than "baked," but it's still not necessarily a word you'd know if English was not your native language.

  13. AMP crash! by Redfeather · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Amphetamines carry an even more debilitating crash than most stimulants. Imagine what happens if, when stuck against a superior competitor who is not drugged, the matches run longer than the duration of the drugs? Final round failure is annoying, but final round narcolepsy? That just proves you're an idiot.

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    1. Re:AMP crash! by antabus · · Score: 1

      If you're not a heavy user the crash is gradual and not very bad, it's only bad if you've been binging on the stuff and haven't slept for several days.

    2. Re:AMP crash! by Redfeather · · Score: 1

      False. For anyone who's unused to amphetamines, it's terrifying. Your system doesn't know how to cope. Ever go without caffeine for a few weeks then have two or three cups of coffee in a sitting? Increase is geometric for amph. Steady users develop "software" as it were to cope with the dive - adjustments in attitude account for a large discount in trouble, but it's there still the same.

      Heavy users, conversely, are more likely to use in casual situations like gaming tournaments. If you've never done it before and you take it to work - well, that's just a whole new division of stupid. Depending on what kind of drugs we're looking at, even a twelve hour tournament session would be much longer than the effects of the drug.

      Setting yourself up for failure is always fair play in my books. Real competitors look for real advantages. I say let the idiots in, makes for a more amusing competition.

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    3. Re:AMP crash! by Creepy · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the duration is longer than most matches - the only true Meth addict I've known had some he claimed lasted for 12+ hours and had stayed awake for more than 2 days straight before crashing and sleeping for a day. A high school/college buddy of mine eventually carted that guy off to treatment (in fact, that's how I knew him in the first place - my friend befriended him during the first days of college because they were dorm neighbors and we later played rec soccer, hockey and broomball together). This was before the drug really went mainstream - it was early 1990s.

    4. Re:AMP crash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm Rx'd amphetamines as an ADD treatment. Dextroamphetamine has a half-life of 10 hours, it's not freaking cocaine and you're not going to crash out in the middle of a tournament. It's also pretty easy to redose with pills anyway, you can do it in plain sight if you have a prescription.

      Further, long-acting amphetamine preparations (Adderall XR, Dexedrine Spansules, Vyvanse) eclipse even the duration of a single dose.

      Dextromethamphetamine's half-life in man is 20 hours, though it's rarely Rx'd (Desoxyn) and mostly encountered in illicit use.

      But that doesn't mean shit. Stimmed up, I can't play Counter-Strike for shit. My twitch reflexes aren't enhanced, they get inhibited. Whereas after about 6 beers I'm doing headshots before I consciously am even aware of another player and at the top of the score list.

      In games like World of Warcraft, amphetamines at any sort dose other than the absolute minimum to treat ADD actually worsen play through another mechanism-- overfocusing. In a WoW raid, especially as a healer, you have to multitask and keep track of a shitton of information from different sources. If amphetamines are making you overfocus, you're going to lose that peripheral awareness and multitasking and suck more.

      Amphetamines are great... but not for video gaming except in people with ADD/narcolepsy at a low dose.

    5. Re:AMP crash! by Redfeather · · Score: 1

      The more mainstream the drug, the worse quality. Call it the Dealer-Greed ratio. I spent two years trying to kick meth - I know from first hand experience. A single dose, dependant on size and delivery, is useful for perhaps two-three hours. Sure, you can stay up for a week and not eat if you've got rail after rail, but how possible is that strapped to a chair for ten hours? It may not be impossible, but it's certainly impractical.

      Also, the effect of (specifically meth)amphetamines is very bad for gaming. Sure, information retention goes sky-high, comprehension is through the roof, but for any game requiring repetition or strategy, active thinking drops to minimal, as does forward reflex and controllable reaction. Limited ammo? twitch response screws you every time.

      There may be minor benefits. But the practicality is nill.

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  14. Better title: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geeks Wake and Bake, then Quake!

  15. As if CliffyB wasn't enough to give us a bad name by VickiM · · Score: 5, Funny

    News like this make me ashamed of my hobby in a way that even Barbie Horse Adventures couldn't manage.

  16. I beg to differ by lsmo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find that playing video games after smoking some of the finest herb allows me to get into a very relaxed state of mind. This I think is the ultimate factor in defeating many of my opponents. It just puts me "In The Zone."

    1. Re:I beg to differ by rhpenguin · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points as I've never read a more truthful statement on Slashdot. Nothing beats a bowl and some GoW.

    2. Re:I beg to differ by Sobrique · · Score: 1
      Relaxation can lead to doing certain tasks better. Not all of them certainly, but some. If these tasks intersect in the game you're playing, without too much 'negative' from the other tasks which are degraded, your overall performance will improve.

      I have experienced much the same when drinking beer. There's some games where I get better after a pint or two - and I would note start getting worse again if I carry on drinking - there's probably a blood alcohol range where I could balance and stay at this point by occasional 'maintenance' doses. These are mostly the games that are not twitch based, but might promote an adrenaline rush (EVE online PvP gets my adrenaline flowing like nothing else - a pint or two moderates that, and I fly better.).

      Conversely though, there's some games where I get noticably worse. Ones that require rapid reflexes - first person shooters would be an example - my performance degrades as soon as I have a beer. But generally improves after drinking caffine.

      Lets leave the legality or not out of it - perceptual modifiers in the form of caffeine or alcohol alter performance at certain tasks. If those tasks mesh in the game you're playing, one or other will enhance your performance at that game.

      If they don't, you'll do worse.

      It's only reasonable to extend the assumption that illegal forms of substance use will have similar effects to a greater or lesser degree. Relaxants for some games, stimulants for others.

    3. Re:I beg to differ by DaEmEoNd · · Score: 1

      I find that playing video games after smoking some of the finest herb allows me to get into a very relaxed state of mind. This I think is the ultimate factor in defeating many of my opponents. It just puts me "In The Zone."

      Mary Jane can have the effect of putting you "In the Zone". It effects a small percentage of pot smokers, but the effects are the same as a athlete that is "In The Zone". There was a small study on the this a while back. Think it was during the Winter Olymics in Nagano, when the snowboarder Ross Rebagliati was found to have traces of it in his blood. This study came out shortly after on some news network.

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    4. Re:I beg to differ by KefabiMe · · Score: 1

      As an experienced pothead, the parent comment should be marked (Score:5, Informative) not (Score:5, Funny)!

    5. Re:I beg to differ by mmaniaci · · Score: 1

      It ain't spinach that Popeye be munchin'

  17. Re:Gamers use DRUGS? by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

    if you can spend 12 doing something you find a lot of fun, then you're stoned. anyone else would get bored and go out.

    fools. These are the people who bought a thing they find fun? do you honestly think that they don;t toke?

    Fixed that for you, Mr. "I'm cool so I run around belittling gamers".

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  18. Marijuana is... oh, i forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its all part of their pregame routine. Every athlete has one.

  19. "In most cases they did..." by h.ross.perot · · Score: 1

    "In most cases they did, although obviously they couldn't just pull out another joint midway through" .... "Itâ(TM)d be a lot cooler if you did."....

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  20. Re:/. gives me the munchies by eln · · Score: 1

    I don't remember ever posting to Slashdot stoned, but I have often taken several hits off a nice gravity bong and woke up the next morning to find my Slashdot post count has jumped by 100 and my keyboard is stained with Cheeto dust, so it probably does happen.

  21. Why no drug testing other sports do it? by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Why no drug testing other sports do it? Just look at Floyd Landis.

  22. e-drugs or real drugs? by ilovesymbian · · Score: 1

    I thought some addictive computer games were actually a form of drugs, maybe you could call them e-drugs! Unless you need extra caffeine, which I think many of the marathon gamers need so that they won't die of fatigue.

  23. Re:Gamers use DRUGS? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    I played Halo for over 14 hours on the straightedge one day, stopping only for food and bathroom breaks where absolutely necessary, and got right back to it the next morning (well afternoon...those were the days). Maybe you just aren't big on gaming, somehow.

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  24. why drugs in any sporting event are bad by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Insightful

    because now it is not a display of human mastery, now it is a display of biochemical mastery

    this is not some subtle philosophical point, because the followup point is that the emotional connection with the competitors is what drives audience attention, and that emotional connection is lost as people will tune out when they think it is the drug performing, rather than the athlete

    any sport that openly accept drug enhancement is a sport that will see its ratings drop.

    of course there will always be cheating, of course this means we must wage constant war, constant arms race, forever, on drugs in sports. this is simply the price you pay to retain interest in the sport

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    1. Re:why drugs in any sporting event are bad by pla · · Score: 1

      any sport that openly accept drug enhancement is a sport that will see its ratings drop.

      Tell that to Baseball for the last half century... Everyone knew they all took a variety of stimulants to give them an edge. Only when that shifted to steroids did we suddenly have some fictional national crisis over drug use in pro sports.

      No one really cares how they do it - We just want "our" team to win at any cost, and if they hit more homers on the way, all the better.

    2. Re:why drugs in any sporting event are bad by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      because now it is not a display of human mastery, now it is a display of biochemical mastery

      Humans are chemical machines. Thought itself is a chemical process. Muscle movement is a chemical process. Emotions are a chemical process. A human being is a complex chemical reaction, and nothing more.

      of course there will always be cheating

      If it's not against the rules it's not cheating. Make drugs legal and they're no longer a cheat.

      this is simply the price you pay to retain interest in the sport

      They say "Babe Ruth did it on beer and hot dogs." First, beer is a drug. Second, there was no drug testing back then, how do we know he wasn't snorting coke? But no drug in the world will turn me into Ruth or McWire. I say the better the performance, the MORE the interest, no matter if that performance is enhansed by chemicals or not.

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    3. Re:why drugs in any sporting event are bad by Sobrique · · Score: 1
      You're saying that as if there's a discrete threshold between 'drugs' and 'not drugs'. There isn't. Every substance on the planet has chemical components in it, that if ingested can improve or degrade your performance. Things like having a good night's sleep. Eating 'sugary stuff', or eating 'starchy stuff'. Good vitamin balance. And that's even before we go near the legal stuff like caffine, which is definitely and clearly a stimuant.

      It's biochemical mastery, sure. But so's having a good night's sleep and a steak dinner before an exam.

      So ... just forget it. Let the police deal with where there's crime, and don't even bother to try and regulate your sports. It's not going to work anyway, because there are no clear cut divisions of 'good' or 'bad'.

    4. Re:why drugs in any sporting event are bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 points...

      1) You do realize that your ones diet, sleep cycle, mental health all play into performance at any given moment, right? The fact that people take drugs in this environment is more of a social attachment more than anything. Yes, some people probably percieve that they play better whilst on drugs, AND some probably DO play better, but if you look at the consistent top players, I doubt you will find 'illegal' drug use in their arsenal. Do I have data to back this up, no, but the same goes for any competitive sports environment. Yes there are those who bend/break the rules, but the ones are consistently on top are the ones who don't break the rules, relying on their natural talent to get them there.

      2) As for illegal drugs in 'E-sports', SO FUCKING WHAT!!!!!! Its playing games for fun, and money. If the people who are behind these events want to change the rules, so be it, but they might see their popularity drop off quite a bit. I imagine part of the reason players DO use illegal drugs in that environment is because
      a) they enjoy it
      b) there are no rules against it
      c) in the long run its only hurting themselves and no one else

      I have to ask, really what harm is it doing if some player/team comes in stoned and starts kicking ass? ITS FUCKING VIDEO GAMES!!!

    5. Re:why drugs in any sporting event are bad by somersault · · Score: 1

      While amphetamines will improve reaction times, the good thing is that computer games are often not all about reactions. They help a lot, but even after I've not played CS for years I can come back to it and do okay simply because of better tactics. My reactions are still pretty fast, but my mouse moving muscle responses are no longer trained, so I can't really twitch-snipe as effectively as I once could, etc.

      With physical sports it's a lot easier to directly improve performance with drugs, but for computer games it's not so cut and dried. That's part of the reason I find certain computer games so interesting. They start everyone off on a level playing field with characters of equal physical ability, and it's not all about the whole repetetive physical training aspect (unless you're playing RPGs and can have a better character just by spending time on it rather than actually being skillfull - I usually just see RPGs as a pointless timesink and only good if you are actively wanting to waste time or are just using them as a more interesting form of chat room). You can concentrate more on tactics and training your instincts, which are important to athletes as well, but they have to spend a lot of time on their actual physical fitness levels too. By contrast you can be a 500 pound slob, but still be good at Counter-Strike. I'm not saying it's good to avoid keeping fit altogether, but it's simply not much of a factor when it comes to gaming.

      I don't actually think that accepting drug enhancement in a sport would drop its ratings. It depends on the audience's attitude to drugs and their respect for the purity of an athlete competing under their own abilities and training. It could be very interesting to see how fast humans can be with a bit of chemical enhancement though. I wouldn't want to do it to my own body considering the problems steroids and other drugs can cause, but if other idiots want to mess with their chemistry in such a way, that's up to them. I've seen comments from others that share that type of sentiment. Similarly, there could also be a 'cyborg olympics' where people use technology to make themselves faster. I mean we already have motor racing, so why not giant battle-mecha racing? :D

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    6. Re:why drugs in any sporting event are bad by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1

      Beer is a drug, but I suspect Babe Ruth's drinking hindered his performance more than it helped.

    7. Re:why drugs in any sporting event are bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regulating one's biochemistry is a part of being human, like it or not. Psychotherapy can cause significant physiological changes in areas of the brain much like certain drugs that target areas of the brain. Thus, people's environments and interactions control a significant part of their biochemistry and mental status. Some people are just not fortunate enough to have grown up or currently live in an environment that prepares their mental status for exactly what they want to do and in reality, drugs are usually cheaper, faster, and more effective than sessions with a good psychiatric specialist. Even the side effects and dependencies are usually negligible depending on the drug when people stay within their physician regulated dosage.

      I personally do not think it is a problem if people use certain drugs as long as they do not overdose or misuse the drugs. I feel like a lot of these drugs just level the playing field rather than break the curve. I suppose people who think they would benefit from certain drugs but do not have them would be concerned, but these types of people can usually get prescriptions easier than they think. The only regulation gaming really needs for this should identifying the ones who are misusing the drugs and getting them help.

    8. Re:why drugs in any sporting event are bad by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      any sport that openly accept drug enhancement is a sport that will see its ratings drop.

      You mean like bodybuilding?

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    9. Re:why drugs in any sporting event are bad by jweller · · Score: 1

      Video games are not a sport. Period. This isn't Barry Bonds taking Steroids and then breaking a long standing record of physical performance. This is a game. I was pretty good at Oregon Trail on my apple ][, but I never had delusions of it being a sport, and aside from the fact that I was in elementary school, I doubt anyone would have cared if I was stoned when I died of dysentery. This is as much a story as the use of Quaaludes in Tiddly Winks is.

    10. Re:why drugs in any sporting event are bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because now it is not a display of human mastery, now it is a display of biochemical mastery

      'Human mastery' IS biochemical mastery; we ARE biochemical organisms... which is why drugs do stuff to us. Everything an athlete does in training is simply to enhance their biophysical condition to allow them to perform better at the task.

      The audience's reaction is largely due to fear that someone will have a drug that will "make them win" over those who do not use the drug.
      Most of the reasons drugs aren't allowed in sports has very little to do with the 'beneficial' effects they have- they are shunned because of the side effects most of the 'performance enhancing' drugs cause.
      For example; Aspirin and other pain killers are widely used by all manner of athletes. So are anti-diarrheal medications and laxatives. These are 'allowed' because they are perceived to be 'good' drugs. ie. they are not perceived as causing health problems or giving an advantage - when in fact they do both.

    11. Re:why drugs in any sporting event are bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because now it is not a display of human mastery, now it is a display of biochemical mastery

      How much more than biochemical machines do you think humans are?

    12. Re:why drugs in any sporting event are bad by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I doubt he was drinking during the games (or he wouldn't have broken records), although it's possible that he needed a beer to calm his nerves in front of those big crowds.

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  25. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most of the stoners in my life respond to high stress situations by telling their boss to kiss their ass, going home, and laughing hysterically at their DVD of "The Last Dragon" for about 12 hours.

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  26. Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not entirely certain why this is important? Are they going to outlaw Jolt, Red Bull, or Bawlz from the tournament? No? Then this an issue for the police.

  27. Common knowledge for "pro-gamers" by daskro · · Score: 5, Informative

    While the performance effects of cannabis are questionable, the fact that drug use, be it for recreational use or performance enhancement, is well known to gamers who actively compete in these kind of events.

    Of the dozens of events I've attended, there's always a significant number of people getting baked before the evens. It's also not surprising to see a handful of people taking amphetamines to keep them on their A-game after hours worth of match ups.

    Frankly this shouldn't be surprising, the entire sport centers around high caffeine sodas and gamer themed energy drinks. These events last for 6-8 hours at a time and winning becomes even more critical as the matches move towards the 11th hour.

    The community's resistance towards the entire drug testing issue best highlights all of this, when a number of leagues started pushing around the idea, there was both apathy and outrage over the idea, yet few voices of support on the issue. The suggestion that nearly every team has at least one guy who probably does some kind of narcotic also plays a part in this viewpoint.

    Until pro-gaming starts to get some real ad dollars behind it, the drug use will continue.

     

    1. Re:Common knowledge for "pro-gamers" by majorme · · Score: 0, Insightful

      I hoping the pro-gaming won't "start getting some real ad dollars behind it" any time soon then. I love playing stoned and I love doing it at tournaments. And I don't even care what my opponents are taking. No drug is able to perform instead of you.

    2. Re:Common knowledge for "pro-gamers" by Candid88 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've been to lots of big lan parties and most the time I'll be one of those people getting stoned beforehand or going out for the occasional joint during the day/evening.

      Nothign to do with trying to "enhance performance", I just like playing games even better when mashed.

      I suspect this explains a lot of the usage and why Cannabis (a drug not normally associated with performance enhancement) is the apparent drug of choice for gamers.

    3. Re:Common knowledge for "pro-gamers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The suggestion that nearly every team has at least one guy who probably does some kind of narcotic also plays a part in this viewpoint.

      Narcotic? You mean, heroin? Or maybe opium?

      Amphetamines and weed aren't narcotics.

      You a Fed? Because you sound like a Fed.

      He's a Fed!!!!

      I'll come out when they're all gone.

    4. Re:Common knowledge for "pro-gamers" by Narpak · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it is also interesting to ensure that each event doesn't last too long. It would be most beneficial if each player could play his best for each match; and if they have to play for 6+ hours I can see why some feel the need to keep their focus by artificial means.

    5. Re:Common knowledge for "pro-gamers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what trowing a bunch of money at a sport will reduce drug use, like it does in baseball?

    6. Re:Common knowledge for "pro-gamers" by daskro · · Score: 1

      Wow, I actually didn't know narcotic is used to specifically refer to opium derivatives.

      Have only seen Opium and Cocaine used a few times at these events.

    7. Re:Common knowledge for "pro-gamers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I actually didn't know narcotic is used to specifically refer to opium derivatives.

      Have only seen Opium and Cocaine used a few times at these events.

      Yeah, that's the correct nomenclature. The Federales deliberately misuse the term narcotic to refer to any illegal drug, thus doublespeaking marijuana into the same class as, say, heroin.

    8. Re:Common knowledge for "pro-gamers" by Caboosian · · Score: 1

      Hmm. You're the kind of person I don't invite to my LANs. Don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against weed - I partake on occasion - but a LAN is a social event. At that point, it becomes less about your enjoyment of playing "mashed", and more about the other people thinking "who is this weed-smelling, cackling dumbass?" When it comes to LANs, people are there to game, and all it takes is one ass to ruin the fun for everyone else.

    9. Re:Common knowledge for "pro-gamers" by shermo · · Score: 1

      Until pro-gaming starts to get some real ad dollars behind it, the drug use will continue.

      What?

      "I can win lots of money if I win this competition! Now I'm going to stop taking those drugs that help me win"

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      Insanity: voting in the same two parties over and over again and expecting different results
    10. Re:Common knowledge for "pro-gamers" by Candid88 · · Score: 1

      I think it depends on the time and place. The lans I would smoke at would be mainly ones organized by mates where most people are also drinking and socializing.

      A serious lan like a WCG tournament, I agree, is definitely not the place to be getting mashed (whether it's smoking weed, drinking or whatever).

    11. Re:Common knowledge for "pro-gamers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the energy drinks give more of an advantage than weed. I prefer playing video games when I'm stoned (I prefer doing most things stoned) but if I were to take drugs to enhance my "performance" I would do speed. Caffeine is speed and like you mentioned, the main sponsors sell caffeine drinks. Sure, amphetamines are way more effective, but if they drug test then people would just drink more energy drink and the rest would quit because, well, fuck quitting weed to play video games. Most play video games because they're potheads too fucking lazy to do anything else, if they stopped smoking weed they'd probably get bored with it.

  28. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clearly you're very upset about this. You know what would calm you down? Weed.

  29. drugs in e-sports by bzuro · · Score: 1

    I can tell from my personal experience (i was a contender @ WCG finals few years back), that marijuana doesn't help you at all when you are playing at this level. What players usually do, they drink LOTS of red bull-like stuff. (5-10 cans in a day is not unusual). As to the marijuana use, its just a social thing, something to help you have fun at the tournament and relax. (the age demographics of WCG participants is 17-23, go figure...) It has nothing to do with enhancing your play. Some players may be using amphetamine-based stuff, but I think, its very rare.

  30. Almost certainly the case by Woundweavr · · Score: 4, Informative

    Most recreational drugs are recreational because they produce an altered state of consciousness. Alcohol does the same thing. If you study a subject (say physics) while intoxicated, your recall of the material will be higher when intoxicated. It stands to reason that a similar phenomenon could exist with video games. They practice stoned so they play better stoned.

    I'm not sure if that really counts as a "performance enhancing drug" though.

    1. Re:Almost certainly the case by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, I think of cannabis like a performance equalizing drug - not performance enhancement.

      Consider Ross Rebagliati from the Winter Olympics in Nagano who won gold in snowboarding (giant slalom) and was then disqualified for smoking weed. There is absolutly no way what so ever that cannabis will have made him a BETTER athlete during the games - all it could have done was make the other athletes relatively better (compared to him). Hence performance equalizing drug.

      The fact that he could outperform the non-stoned athletes while being stoned himself is quite impressive. They should have given him a second medal (give him gold AND silver) instead of taking gold away. To be fair they did overturn that decision, but the point still stands.

      Yes, it's an illegal drug in most places, and I suppose they should crack down on that to force the athletes to be "positive rolemodels", but I can't help but wonder what would happen if the same thing were to happen in a championship taking place in Holland. In that case you can't just disqualify on the grounds that the drug is illegal (because it's not), and it's obviously (well, maybe not scientificly) not a performance enhancing drug ... so what grounds would be used? "It's bad for you"?

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      We do not live in the 21st century. We live in the 20 second century.
    2. Re:Almost certainly the case by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I heard that one when I was in college too. "Let's study while we're stoned, dude, then we can get baked again before class!" The only thing it really beat, not surprisingly, was getting stoned and not studying.

  31. What about performance-enhansing surgery? by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have a CrystaLens implant that allows my old left eye to focus, unlike unmodified eyes in people my age. Before the implant my vision was incredibly bad; I wore "coke bottle" glasses all my life. Now my vision is vastly better than the normal 20/20. If I were in these games I would need no eyeglasses, unlike most nerds young and old, and unlike almost all geezers.

    Sweat dripping down your glasses is a definite minus in any game.

    Would my implant disqualify me? If not, I say let 'em ruin their lives with cocaine or amphetamines.

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    mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    1. Re:What about performance-enhansing surgery? by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

      You actually raise a very good point.

      I wear contacts (-3.5) because I have crappy vision otherwise. However, the "natural" state for my eyes according to my optomotrist is much better than average (which is 20/20). With the contacts I am at 35/20. If he were to give me contacts that were "perfect" for my eyes, i.e. no improvement beyond what my eyes would be capable of naturally if I weren't suffering from whatever illness gives bad vision, I would have 40/20 to 45/20. That's what I'd be able to get with lasik surgery.

      Would that disqualify me from wearing contacts in a game where visual acuity is a boon? What about lasik surgery? I mean, with enough money I'm sure you could get a doctor to sign off on the fact that you have incredible natural eye sight, and that you needed lasik/contacts becaue you suffered from $illness.

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    2. Re:What about performance-enhansing surgery? by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      Sweat dripping down your glasses is a definite minus in any game.

      When you play video games, sweat might get into your eyes. So don't forget to bring a towel!

    3. Re:What about performance-enhansing surgery? by Renraku · · Score: 1

      This is not NEARLY on the same level.

      A better analogy would be one of long-distance rally drivers. Fatigue plays a real part in their sport. A driver using meth during or before a race would be a big no-no, as they'd have so much energy they'd be taking apart their car's stereo while driving and still be bored.

      Sweat running down glasses isn't your problem if you don't have to deal with them. If they don't want to wear glasses, fine, let them get the surgery. Moreover, no one is going to make people with good vision wear glasses so competition can be 'equal'.

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    4. Re:What about performance-enhansing surgery? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Moreover, no one is going to make people with good vision wear glasses so competition can be 'equal'.

      Baseball players with normal 20/20 vision who do NOT need or wear glasses are getting LASIK to give themselves better than normal vision to get an edge. It is unneeded surgery; at least, surgery that would be unneeded if they didn't need an unnatural edge.

      It isn't a matter of a ball player with 20/50 vision getting LASIK to do away with glasses; it's a matter of a player with 20/20 vision getting surgery to make his vision 20/15 (which is what the vision in my eye with the artificial lens is).

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    5. Re:What about performance-enhansing surgery? by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Uhhh.., im a fan but i dont agree. cocaine and ampheta dont ruin lives per se. Its just taking waaay too much, waaay too often. And no, they aint the majority. Those who dont truly abuse them dont show up on the social flop-o-meter. My $0.02.

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      I know tobacco is bad for you, so I smoke weed with crack.
  32. Re:As if CliffyB wasn't enough to give us a bad na by Disfnord · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, but have you ever played Barbie Horse Adventures on weed?

  33. some of you are ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cannabis can have a focusing effect for users, I know it does for me. It and other substances have different effects on different people despite the cliches trotted out here by various posters.

    I also don't see why there should be drug testing. This is gaming, an underground sub-culture that overlaps with many other counter-culures. Drug use, including alcohol (mmm vodka tonics) improve my performance and enjoyment and is widely celebrated throughout the gaming universe.

    This sounds like a perfect way to make your "CYBERGAMING" thing lame and unappealing to hardcore gamers. Drug use not going to give someone an edge because gaming is already on a non-level playing field, depending on PING and rig hardware.

  34. Clearly, you have never gone skiing while high by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and I am sad for you.

  35. Entourage dig it already by sunking2 · · Score: 1

    Episode 12. Turtle enters the game tournament, gets his ass kicked by a 10 year old and they figure out he sucks unless he's high.

  36. Logical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...altough not the first thing that springs to mind.
    People who play alot of games often have "bad days" and "good days". When you spray all over, get shot in the back and have a bad score...it's because the brain is in "alpha wave". When putting a single shot in the head is as easy as breathing, when you turn around exactly 3 seconds before an opponent turns around the corner you've been standing with your back towards for 3 minutes, when strategies just work every time, and when your score is just 10-1, when you don't get distracted by anything out-of-screen (scratching your nose, coughing, anything)...that's when your brain is in "beta wave".
    You've probably tried this alot of times if you've played before and after you've just eaten. Before you eat, you're ZOOOOMM good, after you eat, you're slow and sleepy.

    Drugs can affect this easily. I know people who've taken amph when playing CS...they say it's like being able to see 360.
    While it's a relatively new subject to take up, it doesn't suprise me that this happen alot. It means everything in a match. If you're in perfect beta wave state (god that sounds lame), you could easily own the entire enemy team, again and again.

    I think it's a very good thing to test people for it at tournaments. Not just because it's cheating, but the difference it makes is so staggering, that alot of people will be tempted to destroy themselves with drugs. The addictiveness of drugs...combined with the addiction of winning...very dangerous.

  37. I disagree. by EWAdams · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's about time we had a sporting event in which drug enhancements are welcome so we can see the effects of the different drugs. "M0nstrMan took a double dose of crystal meth two hours before the contest, and we can see that he's 27 frags up on his nearest opponent. WeeTimmyLeary decided to go for tabs of acid today, and he's spent the whole match crouched in a corner screaming about purple caterpillars -- he doesn't have many frags, but nobody wants to go near him, either. 1nc1inerator's joytick hand is just a bloody stump at this point, but the heroin is really helping with the pain; he hasn't slowed down."

    In all the non-drug sports it come down to genetics and chance, and that's hardly fair.

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    1. Re:I disagree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - All done in the John Madden voice!!! That would be awesome.

    2. Re:I disagree. by X_Bones · · Score: 1

      It's about time we had a sporting event in which drug enhancements are welcome so we can see the effects of the different drugs.

      I present to you the All-Drug Olympics.

    3. Re:I disagree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't everyone MYOB amd let everyone just play the way that is best for them after all the ourpose of a game... even one for competition... is to have fun...right?

  38. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It gives you the munchies, makes you paranoid, and makes you giggle every time someone says "420" but it doesn't make you better at HaloDo you know what you are saying here? That black people love fried chicken and will steal my TV, that Mexicans will steal my job and eat lots of tacos, and that all Gays use Macs.

    It is a sweeping blanket statement that comes from uninformed bigotry. I've never had the munchies, I've never gotten paranoid, and I certainly don't giggle. Neither has anyone else that I have had a smoking experience with. These are horribly inaccurate stereotypes thrown out there to make it seem like Marijuana being illegal is less ridiculous than it really is.

    Sure, it has its undesirable side effects. So does drinking too much coffee. And to say that there can't possibly be any good effects from pot are only spoken by the sheep. The problem ultimately is, only the people who smoke will know what they are... because people like you have your mind made up, and nothing in the world can change it.

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    "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
  39. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by Sobrique · · Score: 1
    You seem to have a very narrow view of the properties of substances.

    Drugs, legal or illegal are entirely possible to be good and bad at the same time - morphine taken for medicinal reasons still has the effects as morphine taken for recreational reasons.

    Marijuana is a relaxant, amongst it's various effects. In a high stress situation (e.g. a major competition) then that can serve in such a way as it'll improve performance overall. It's other effects have an impact, sure. But there's a reason people use recreational drugs, and believe it or not, it's not because they all like screwing themselves up.

  40. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dear sir, as I read your comment I thought of several well reasoned arguments as to why your first sentence was flawed. As opposed to firing back blindly I continued until the end, which made up my mind that rant or not, I had to reply immediately. By the time I had "Reply"'d I had totally forgotten my original arguments and decided to go get some timbits, coffee and have a smoke. While outside I was totally freaked out by the guy moving things to a truck, who kept nodding to me every time he passed despite my saying good morning to him once. Inside again I was refilling the sugar jar for my coffee when a variation in the bag's opening caused some to spill over my hand, I immediately burst into gales of laughter while thinking to myself it was a damn good thing I do the pouring over the kitchen sink. Man I'm so stoned!

    I have been smoking marijuana since I was 12, am now 36, and work for one of the top hardware/software companies in the world running other people's Wintel backends. Today in my home office I'm building several servers remotely, attending meetings, and taking emergency calls. For further reference, see the excellent Penn and Teller show Bullshit!, episode The War on Drugs, especially the sections on the stock trader who works on the NYSE floor. He smokes several joints daily, all of which are provided by the US Federal Government for his possibly fatal bone spurs. There really are professionals out in the world who smoke quite regularly, even as often as several times a day.

    Jonah Hex

  41. Not a display of human mastery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does drinking chemically-treated clean water count as cheating? Eating farm-raised meat and vegatables? Vitamin and mineral supplements? Protein shakes? Coffee and Ginseng?

    Seems that all human activities will have some unnatural form of technology enhancement and the line drawn will be arbitrary.

  42. genetics and chance? by circletimessquare · · Score: 0

    1. if you honestly believe that's all sports comes down to, your ignorance of which you speak of is so severe you require no rebuttal

    2. now, for the sake of argument, let's say you are right: sports is just genetics and chance. ok, so making it just about genetics, chance, and drugs is supposed to what, make more noble and attractive to the viewer?

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    1. Re:genetics and chance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So was it genetics, chance, biochemistry, or years of extensive training that made you such a humorless tosser?

  43. No such thing as 'e-sports' by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Computer/console gaming can be a professional endeavor but it isn't a sport anymore than professional chess is a sport. A sport requires some degree of physical activity beyond clicking a mouse or gamepad.

    I'm not taking anything away from the level of skill involved and maybe I'm just getting into the semantics too much, but I'm tired of people equating professional gaming with sports. Again, the chess analogy comes to mind.

    1. Re:No such thing as 'e-sports' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If fishing and bowling are sports then gaming is a sport. Any activity with competition can be considered a sport. Some people are better at competing with muscles, some with brains, some with reflexes.

      If you have ever played chess competitively you would find that it can be much, much more difficult than a game of hoops.

    2. Re:No such thing as 'e-sports' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If fishing and bowling are sports then gaming is a sport. Any activity with competition can be considered a sport. Some people are better at competing with muscles, some with brains, some with reflexes.

      If you have ever played chess competitively you would find that it can be much, much more difficult than a game of hoops.

      You didn't actually read the post you replied to, did you?

      A sport requires some degree of physical activity

      I'm not taking anything away from the level of skill involved

    3. Re:No such thing as 'e-sports' by westyvw · · Score: 1

      Olympic Medals were given out for shooting. Does that count as a sport? I always was stumped by this one.

    4. Re:No such thing as 'e-sports' by icegreentea · · Score: 1

      Regarding shooting, sometimes holding your muscles still takes the same, or more physical effort than moving them. It's a test of fine motor skill. It's arguable if the current choice of Olympic shooting events are the most physically challenging of international shooting formats, but the principle is there.

  44. Drugs vs Mechanical diff. by svendsen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am always curious why drugs are considered bad because they enhance the bodyâ(TM)s natural abilities but things like glasses, earring aides, whatever are ok. Glasses allow someone whose natural ability to not see well to see just as well (or even better) then someone with normal vision. Is using LASIEK bad? Same thing. Either you are competing with what you were born and how hard you train or we use a variety of mechanical, biological, chemical techniques to be come better at something. Since we already do mechanical (glasses, better fabrics for clothes, swimsuits, etc) and we do some biological (or is it chemical) when athletes train in sealed rooms with more oxygen to raise their red blood cell count, why do we as a society draw the line with drugs?

    1. Re:Drugs vs Mechanical diff. by G00F · · Score: 1

      Very good point and if I had mod points I'd prob mod you.

      However, I think the issue with drugs is that they cause harm. So someone could use a drug to make them strong, but they will die by 40, or end up overdosing in one upping the competition. So I think people can't use steroids because of the long harm it does to bodies.

      Me drinking Mtn Dew while playing Starcraft or what ever would be minimal compared to someone taking speed or other drugs of that type. But then having a key on my mouse mapped to a key on the keyboard increases efficiency a lot too.(I knew a guy in quake 2 days who soldered peddles to keys on his keyboard.)

      So improvements that have long term harm should be banned. Then there is the issue of prosthetics where the prosthetics out perform natural limbs that creates an all new mess.

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    2. Re:Drugs vs Mechanical diff. by cowscows · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not necessarily mechanical vs. drugs, it's more about the intention. There's nothing wrong with taking a drug to get someone back to what would be considered "normal health." It's not a total ban on drugs. They're not going to suspend a football player for taking aspirin or anything like that. It's definitely not a clear-cut line, which makes the whole debate that much more complicated.

      At the end of the day, there's very strong evidence that steroids and the like have some really significant and unhealthy side-effects. And while I generally believe that people should be free to mistreat their bodies in whatever way they wish, there's a lot of good reasons that we as a society frown upon that sort of drug-use in sports. Beyond the appeal to "fairness", there's also the reality that star athletes are often role models for younger athletes, and as such their behavior can change the behavior of children.

      But I do think your comment leads towards an interesting questions. What would be the NFL's response if a quarterback with perfectly normal vision decided to get LASIK surgery to enhance their vision well beyond a normal human's sight? As our technological ability to manipulate our bodies in more mechanical ways increases, then this sort of thing will become an issue. Especially if it starts to move into modifications that have some serious side-effects or health risks.

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    3. Re:Drugs vs Mechanical diff. by tknd · · Score: 1

      Because often the drug is a direct replacement or "solution" to the problem at hand or the problem that makes the sport or game competitive.

      For example I ride a bicycle and I quickly realize that this sport is all about pain. The longer you can get your body and mind to endure the pain of pedaling, the better you will get. But if you side step that and juice yourself up to the point where the pain threshold is higher, what's the point? The point isn't to see who can pedal the fastest and longest, but to see who can pedal the fastest and longest compared to everyone else in the same constraints. In this case, the constraints that matter are your method of training. If everyone was allowed to juice themselves up then it becomes a competition of who can juice themselves up better rather than who can train themselves better.

      For games there is little athletic requirements and major mind pressure (stress) requirements. So when you play a game a major factor is how well you are able to deal with the mental pressure and stress. A good deal of this is just training yourself not to get stressed when it counts and to more or less react on less important decisions so your mind can make the decisions that really count. If you're taking a drug to make you less stressed then that could be an advantage because now you've relieved yourself from a good portion of the mental pressure and all it comes down to is how well you can play the game.

      But I think stress is a huge factor in games and is what makes certain games fun and exciting. I used to be a big player in DAOC and the non-zergish battles in DAOC were lightning fast. If you performed poorly you could easily be eating dirt in under 15 seconds after "hunting" for 10 or 15 minutes. The "hunting" portion is honestly boring to watch but as the player you should be somewhat elevated in your awareness. That's because some players have stealth which makes them invisible so you could start taking damage without seeing the person. Once that happens your reaction can mean the difference between losing and winning especially if your toon has no special abilities to get you out of the sticky situations. The game really boils down to a "hunting phase" where you run around trying to find someone to fight and a lightning round of a real-time battle of something like chess. One bad choice of moves/actions could easily put the enemy into checkmate or make it very hard to come back.

      What I think made that game fun for the people that actually played it (like myself) was the adrenaline rush and the feeling of stress and pressure. When you won a fight that was a close fight it was mainly a victory in dealing with the pressure. Most new players aren't good at dealing with it and despite having all of the tools available to win, lose because they make a few bad decisions when it really counts. But on paper you and in the replays you can easily see what you did wrong, but in play you have tenths of a second to make the right decision. If you could remove that whole element from the competition via a drug then we'd just have people playing like robots rather than overcoming the mental battle on their own will power.

      As for disabilities like eye glasses, the point of these "enhancements" is not necessarily to make you a better person than everyone else, but to get you back to the average. For other things like swimsuits and in my case a better bicycle, yes those things do make a difference but usually the playing field is level in that respect. That means everyone has the same bicycle, everyone has the same swimsuit. But the physical and mental constraints (how much you train) are still the same. So sure, you're at a disadvantage if you use a much heavier bicycle or trunks instead of the new speedos, but that's more like playing chess with one fewer piece than really being a poor competitor.

      I think some games and sports should have more restrictions or divisions to allow more people to compete. A good example is basketball where height is a major advanta

    4. Re:Drugs vs Mechanical diff. by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      Moreover, I see a big difference between optimizing your preparation by chosing the right equipments, training methods and paying special attention to one's body, to me, all that is totally part of the game, but when people start taking dangerous performance enhancing drugs, it means that everyone who wants to seriously compete has to jeoparadize his health and life expectancy, and in the end, everyone loses.

  45. How is the "playing field" in any way "level"? by Chemisor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't know about you, but the majority of us simply aren't built to compete in sports any more. How can I compete with Michael Phelps's body, that's designed for swimming? Sure, training helps, but the current top-level competitions are accessible only to those genetically suited for them. The Olympics might have had some relevance back in the Greek days, when you could look at the athletes and say "well, if I trained hard, I could run as fast as these guys". These days, there is no amount of training that can let me swim as fast as Phelps or run as fast as Bolt. So what's the point? All these athletes are necessarily "freaks" now, and the only way to beat them is to become a bigger freak.

    1. Re:How is the "playing field" in any way "level"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's supposed to be about achievement, not competition. Maybe the rest of us can never swim as fast as Phelps or beat him in a race but what we're supposed to take away from it is "trying hard will make anyone perform better than not trying." This applies to all aspects of life, not just sports. (Yes there are plenty of other perversions of this in modern professional sports but we're just talking about whether or not to allow drugs in.)

      If you let the drugs in then that message gets distorted with "you can achieve the same results with less effort by finding things that make the problem easier to solve." That's not inherently bad since it puts a value on creativity, but most people will hear that message and think that sneaking notes into a test or copying an essay off the internet is the same thing.

      Any game needs firmly established rules so you know where to draw the line at cheating. What if Phelps had his hands surgically altered so he had webbed fingers, and got fingertip extensions so he could hit the pool wall a split-second faster? It perverts the message that sports is supposed to be about.

    2. Re:How is the "playing field" in any way "level"? by Chemisor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > What if Phelps had his hands surgically altered so he had webbed fingers,
      > and got fingertip extensions so he could hit the pool wall a split-second
      > faster? It perverts the message that sports is supposed to be about.

      Oh? But he does have these alterations! His feet are size 14, practically flippers, giving him much stronger kicks and making him faster. He has very long arms too, which are handy not only for touching the wall sooner, but for extending the length of his power stroke. Both of these are far more significant than a what a simple drug injection would give. So what were you saying about "perverting the message"?

      > It's supposed to be about achievement, not competition.

      Then why do we give out medals? The Olympics is very specifically a competition, with the winners getting the gold and the losers getting ignored.

      > Any game needs firmly established rules so you know where to draw the line at cheating.

      If it's about achievement and not competition, what do you care about cheating? You are not competing, are you?

      > "trying hard will make anyone perform better than not trying."
      > If you let the drugs in then that message gets distorted with
      > "you can achieve the same results with less effort by finding things that make the problem easier to solve."

      Why is that worse than "you can achieve the same results easier and get further than anyone else by having the right genese"? Does it really matter whether you are born with the enhancement, like Phelps was, or have to take one as a supplement? And compare this with a diabetic, who has to inject insulin to stay healthy. Is he an inferior person because he is "cheating" on his metabolism?

      > most people will hear that message and think that sneaking notes
      > into a test or copying an essay off the internet is the same thing.

      Isn't it? Suppose one man passed all his tests honestly and got a 4.0 GPA, which got him a good job and a decent income. Another man cheated on all his tests, got the same 4.0 GPA, and then got himself the same job and income for a lot less effort. The cheater is obviously more efficient, since he got more with less effort. Sure, he didn't educate himself as much as the other guy, you might say, but if all you want is enough money, that is irrelevant. There will always be more hardworking suckers to exploit, who'll cry that these actions are unfair and immoral, but the cheater will get a management job, lots of money, and a trophy wife, while the hard worker will hang out on Slashdot and spend the rest of his childless life complaining bitterly. Darwin says the cheater wins.

  46. Choking and calm. by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 1, Informative

    Calms you down a bit so you're less nervous perhaps?

    Back in my tennis days, I would play great in practice but when it came to a game - I'd choke! My teammates wanted our coach to get me to take Xanax before a game so I could play better. After a few years, I became a little calmer, but I still choked. I never took the drug during a game, though. I was afraid I'd injure myself.

  47. Why just "illegal" drugs? by dave562 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If the issue has to do with unfair advantages due to drugs, they better ban ritalin and prozac and xanax and anything else that tweaks the dopamine, seratonin, or acetylcholine levels in the brain. In fact, I think if they're going to be really serious, they should make everyone fast for two days before they even let them into the convention hall. Then once they are there they are only allowed to drink water and eat soups and organic salads. I can honestly say that every "gamer" I know is on something. Either they're caffeine addicts, alcoholics or stoners. I don't associate with any tweakers but it wouldn't surprise me to find a couple of meth-addicts online at 4am racking up kills in whatever the FPS of the week is. If drug use is an issue in "professional" sports then video game playing will never be a professional sport. Or if it is, your champions are going to be seven and eight year olds who haven't ever visited a psychatrist for acting like a normal kid.

  48. Let 'em Rock it Up by MuChild · · Score: 1

    Yeah, weed is only a performance enhancer if you always practice high. Your muscle memory gets encoded in a certain state of mind then you want to be "mood congruent" during competition.

    I would love to see some no-enhancers-barred events out there. I get so sick of people whining about this drug, or that procedure. Caffiene's ok, but amphetamines aren't? What about asthma inhalers? What about surgically corrected vision so your glasses don't get in the way? It's such a slippery slope that only bogus morality gives anyone the sense that there's a logical cut-off point.

    And as far as the emotional connection being why people watch, well, then, the steroids, egomania, and multi-million dollar motivated professional "athletes" in baseball, basketball, etc should be alienating fans left and right.

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  49. Re:Gamers use DRUGS? by somersault · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've never been stoned (perhaps very mildly passively, but I've never done non-prescription drugs), but have played games for 12 hours straight a few times. I even took a couple of days off work for the release of GTA4. Then I went to see Iron Man after having no sleep the night before. I felt pretty crappy in the few days after that, but it was a lot of fun at the time :)

    The most time I've ever played a game was when I got Operation Flashpoint 1. I completed it in 3 days, and I think I had something like 4-6 hours sleep in that time. No weed necessary.

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  50. For the uninformed... by DaMoisture · · Score: 0, Troll

    What does stoned mean?

    1. Re:For the uninformed... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      For you (and likely you alone), an instructional video.

      More or less safe for work, depending on who you work with.

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  51. testing by Vorpix · · Score: 1

    if competitive gaming ever hopes to become even slightly as respected as other sporting competitions, they will need to enact drug testing, just as they do in golf, cycling, baseball and every other sport. Having certain competitors be on a different playing field because of chemical alterations is just turns people off the sport. it no longer comes down simply to skill, but rather who has the most positive reaction to the chemicals taken.

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  52. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by muszek · · Score: 1

    Back in the uni times a friend of mine and I used to play chess in pubs a lot. A few times we did it while being baked. The result was always the same - we were both waiting for the opponent to make a move... .

    As for performance enhancing, it works quite the opposite - you tend to focus too much on one thing and have a hard time remembering all the others... once you remember another aspect of the game, you focus on it and again, forget about everything else. And sometimes you realize that you've been thinking about something completely irrelevant for the past few minutes.

  53. The tip-off should have been ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When they noticed the player's completely blue eyes.

  54. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by Zakabog · · Score: 1

    Most of the stoners in my life respond to high stress situations by telling their boss to kiss their ass, going home, and laughing hysterically at their DVD of "The Last Dragon" for about 12 hours.

    Hmmm that's interesting, most of the stoners in my life responded very well to high stress situations. Most went to ivy league schools, a couple went to Harvard Law, others graduated from schools like NYU (where just about every student I've met smokes pot.)

    Perhaps your friends smoke entirely too much pot (multiple times a day) and don't have any serious responsibility (are they working at Burger King?), but my stoner friends are doing very well in life and have handled many stressful situations in a professional manner. Sure that doesn't apply to everyone, it depends where you know the people from. If you go to MIT and meet a bunch of stoners (which isn't hard) most likely they wouldn't be like your stoner friends.

  55. you honestly believe by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    that taking methamphetamine and drinking clean water are comparable?

    you really think that's a valid argument?

    actually, i'll grant you something: there ARE grey areas. something that could be considered as a sort of enhancement/ an also be a sort of just food and nutrition

    ok, but simply because it is difficult to find the spot to the draw the line coherently, does that mean that we don't draw a line at all?

    this is actually a common moral quandry, how to deal with drawing a line in grey areas. and your approach is wrong. i'll disprove it in allegory...

    example: should speeding be outlawed? we'll assume for the sake of argument that you believe speeding should be outlawed, that it is dangerous for other drivers

    ok, now where do you draw the line? 70mph? 75mph? 80mph? 85mph? 90mph?

    for each driver, each road condition, etc., you could make a case for a wide range of numbers. but you have to pick A number, and stick with it, perhaps modifying it later

    but according to your philosophy, simply because picking the right number is hard, that because a grey area exists, we can't arrest the guy going 130mph

    bullshit. there is a grey area. but there is also way over the line. the existence of the grey area does not allow you to excuse the guy way over the line

    get it?

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  56. Re:MJ First post by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Captain Kirk? Is that you?

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  57. Hmm...makes sense to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've known game server admin who are better admin stoned than sober...is that the right word...anyway

    its all because they are more relaxed when something happens they dont like, ie kids mic spamming, they don't get as annoyed. When they get over annoyed they react and do things that are really over the top...

    Swing it to professional gamers. Should you get killed mid-competition you are likely to get annoyed and make other mistakes in anger. The cannabis would stop you getting angry, or at least would minimise how angry you get.

  58. If you think about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People are going to try and use drugs no matter what, so I think to level the playing field, there should be a manditory steroid injections for all players. Everyone wins! (how this would help you game better Im not sure, but hey those are small details)

  59. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by Silicon+Jedi · · Score: 1

    Most stoners I've seen are calm... and their reaction to high stress situations is to smoke more weed.

  60. hanks for the edumacation by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i had no idea human beings were chemical processes

    (rolls eyes)

    there is a difference between the chemical processes that genetics and training gave you and the one you injected this morning. this difference is real, and valid, and is the pivot across which investing yourself emotionally in the athlete takes place

    "If it's not against the rules it's not cheating. Make drugs legal and they're no longer a cheat."

    absolutely, that's a perfectly valid legal point

    and i am not making a legal point. i am making a point about interest, emotional investment, empathizing with the player. that which drives interest in sports

    i am saying drugs will kill that. i am making a totally different point than you are rebutting

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    1. Re:hanks for the edumacation by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      there is a difference between the chemical processes that genetics and training gave you and the one you injected this morning

      Genetics doesn't give you chemicals, and neither does training - you are what you eat. The chemicals I "injected" this morning were the chemicals that make up McDonald's buscuits and gravy, coffee, peanut butter and crackers. All life is chemical - I know you already know that.

      I just don't see why you think drugs will kill interest in any sport. Letting baseball players have LASIK surgery to improve their already 20/20 eyesight to better than normal didn't kill baseball, even though Babe Ruth didn't have the advantage of performance enhansing surgery. Should we put asterisks on the records of players who have had LASIK? I have a CrystaLens eye implant (the new kind that lets you focus) that gives me 20/16 vision (better than 20/20) at distance and 20/12 vision (almost twice as good as 20/20) close up, should I be disqualified from playing sports?

      He didn't have the benefits of LASIK, but he could have been snorting coke. Nobody would have been able to tell - there was no drug testing back then.

      Again, WHY would legalizing drugs ruin the sport?

      Would you be against a schitzophrenic baseball player taling haldol? Or a bipolar player taking Prozac? Seems without those drugs, the people with those illnesses would be unable to play at all.

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  61. It is About Time by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    Computer gaming finally enters the relm of "Professional Sports"

  62. Re:Gamers use DRUGS? by doas777 · · Score: 1

    I'm not belittling them.
    I would guess that you are the one that assumes pot use is bad afterall. I don't happen to believe that.
    I just think that the hype over drug testing in any competition is getting most tedious.

  63. Rastas by cromar · · Score: 1

    Rastas use herb to bring on a meditative state while they ponder their religion. I certainly know it has brought on many "zen like" states when I have been working on music or doing other activities. You are able to let go of consciousness a bit and get "in the zone" much more easily. I could see that helping in quite a few similar situations. (And who hasn't felt that "zen like" state playing games sober? You feel like you are just plowing through enemies racking up wins left and right.)

    Damn it is dry in my town at the moment :(

  64. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "That black people love fried chicken and will steal my TV, that Mexicans will steal my job and eat lots of tacos, and that all Gays use Macs."

    In fairness, everyone loves fried chicken and tacos, and while not all gays use Macs, it is certainly true that all Mac users are gay.

  65. fictional national crisis? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    so everyone who is disgusted by mcguire, everyone who is disgusted with baseball for that... this is fictional? the feelings of disgust they have is a mirage?

    pffft

    the effect i talk about is real: people want to see a human display, they don't want to see a roid head fiction ...well actually they DO, i just thought of something: it's called professional wrestling.

    its very entertaining to watch a bunch of roid heads smack each other around

    BUT NO ONE CONSIDERS THAT A REAL SPORT. it's a joke, a one act play

    get it?

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    1. Re:fictional national crisis? by Nevyn · · Score: 1

      You make an interesting argument, and it's certainly more compelling than the usual "but drugs are bad, mmmkay". But I see a couple of holes:

      • Wrestling is a bad litmus test, because not only do the athletes probably take drugs. But the entire thing is scripted. I mean there's a big different between going to a basketball game where all the players are on drugs, and on in which the outcome is predetermined. In fact I'd assume the opposite would happen.
      • What do you do about the "angle shots", like oxygenating blood etc? Or just generally any kind of enhancement which can't be detected well. I've also read arguments that, for instance, highly competetive pistol shooters have considered surgically removing fingers. Or you going to disallow that?
      • You're argument pre-supposes that having as large a "viewing public" as is possible is the whole point of the sports in the first place. While I'm sure Fox would agree, it's not quite so clear cut. Certainly at one point "what is possible for a human to do" was the main reason.
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    2. Re:fictional national crisis? by pla · · Score: 1

      so everyone who is disgusted by mcguire, everyone who is disgusted with baseball for that... this is fictional? the feelings of disgust they have is a mirage?

      Actually, I would honestly answer that with a firm "yes", for the most part.

      I have yet to meet a real live baseball fan that gives a damn about McGuire or Bonds, other than the "controversy" over how to categorize their accomplishments for the stats books - And don't think Aaron held the previous record as a straightedge... Those old-school players might not have had synthetic crap like "the clear", but why exactly do you think they took "natural" preparations such a dessicated bull testes? Same basic drug, just no stigma (except the "yuck" factor) attached.

      Now, I certainly can't deny that reporters and politicians have expressed enough mock-outrage to make up for the rest of us not caring... But to say most fans really give a damn? No.



      BUT NO ONE CONSIDERS THAT A REAL SPORT. it's a joke, a one act play
      get it?


      And both sports make oodles of money with a hugely loyal fan-base, regardless of (or perhaps because of) the controversy-of-the-week. Get it?

  66. Huh? by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

    In all the non-drug sports it come down to genetics and chance, and that's hardly fair.

    You left out the part about years of training, physical conditioning, and downright hard, hard work.

    1. Re:Huh? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      When games start to turn into work, you're doing something wrong.

      Then again, I told that my WoW playing friends years ago...

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    2. Re:Huh? by Sun+Chi · · Score: 1

      The highest levels take tons of dedication and that should never be discounted. However, no amount of training, conditioning, and hard work is going to turn a tall person into an Olympic gymnast or a short person into a pro basketball player. A person born without enough fast twitch muscle in their legs isn't winning the fastest times (correct me if I'm wrong, I don't think this can be trained) and people with larger hearts and naturally better circulatory systems do massively better in endurance events than average people, given equal training (people like Lance Armstrong, who also trained like a madman).

      I'm not sure how this relates to video games, though. I do wonder if there are things like vision acuity or reaction time that people would be genetically better positioned to use at the top levels, once training time and hardware are maximized.

  67. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by PseudoSchizo · · Score: 0
    No. It makes YOU paranoid and giggle at random bullshit. Though, I won't deny the munchies, I think that symptom is pretty much universal. For me, it wakes me up (better than caffeine), and generally makes me feel more "normal" (I use it as an anti-depressant).

    And I found I did frag better while high. I broke it down to the fact that I'm more calm and not worried so much about my opponents. Just aim and shoot.

    Of course YMMV, most people it puts to sleep and negates any actual reflexes they have.

    (Side note, no matter what I do, it won't create a new paragraph after my closed bracket!)

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  68. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And and and it... turns you into a raving sex fiend!
    (obscure fact: Reefer Madness was not a documentary.)

  69. Stoned by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

    Well, since the gamers are all already petrified, all we need now are few vats of hot grits and...

    wait, nevermind I don't want to ruin that.

  70. 1. going 30 mph is the same as 140 mph, right? i mean the car is moving, so it's the same, right? braindead argument

    2. sure, let athletes take drugs, who cares if no one watches. i mean, its not like someone will start up a drug free league to get things like advertisers, sponsors, an audience... you know, pay the bills? pffft

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  71. The answer is clear. by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

    The World Cyber Games should move to Amsterdam next year.

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  72. Re:Gamers use DRUGS? by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

    Actually, you are belittling them by implying that anyone in a normal state of mind would get bored after 12 hours of gaming. Furthermore, even if you don't believe stoners are bad (which I don't, I've known some very nice potheads), you are still belittling gamers who bought GTA by implying you need to be stoned to purchase it.

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  73. yes, there is a grey area by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    somethings that could be considered as a sort of enhancement/ can also be a sort of just food and nutrition. but drinking water is nowhere near like taking meth

    simply because it is difficult to find the spot to the draw the line coherently, does that mean that we don't draw a line at all?

    this is actually a common moral quandry, how to deal with drawing a line in grey areas. and your approach is wrong. i'll disprove it in allegory...

    example: should speeding be outlawed? we'll assume for the sake of argument that you believe speeding should be outlawed, that it is dangerous for other drivers

    ok, now where do you draw the line? 70mph? 75mph? 80mph? 85mph? 90mph?

    for each driver, each road condition, etc., you could make a case for a wide range of numbers. but you have to pick A number, and stick with it, perhaps modifying it later

    but according to your philosophy, simply because picking the right number is hard, that because a grey area exists, we can't arrest the guy going 130mph

    bullshit. there is a grey area. but there is also way over the line. the existence of the grey area does not allow you to excuse the guy way over the line

    get it?

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    1. Re:yes, there is a grey area by Sobrique · · Score: 1
      No, I'm merely trying to point out that anything competitive is a matter of biochemical mastery _already_.

      What substances someone has taken, and whether they're illegal or not is largely irrelevant to the competition at hand.

      And your comparison of vehicle velocity is flawed - it's entirely possible to figure out an acceptable threshold when you're talking physics - road adhesion and kinetic energy are predictable and measurable, as are resultant dangers. You set a cut off point at which the probability of a dangerous accident is deemed 'too high'.

      Whilst there's some substances which increase danger to 'everyone else' the vast majority do not. That's why drinking beer is legal, but drinking beer and then driving your 70mph killing machine is not.

      But neither case has much in the way of bearing on someone smoking a joint or two, and playing Quake deathmatch.

  74. Been playing while stoned for over 10 years now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It certainly enhances the experience, but I'm quite certain it slows down my reflexes. I notice it especially in FPS games. I have a good tactical overview of the situation. I can predict where my opponents will appear, but I'm just that fraction of second to late to hit him.

  75. Rilatin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not an expert, but I would think Rilatin would help much more in gaming than cannabis.

    Are there gamers out there with experience with rilatin+gaming?

  76. Please tell me that's sarcasm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it's ok to alter the meaning of 'stoned' because you're familiar with it, but 'baked' is off-limits because it's new to you.
    I mean, you're being ironic, right? Right?

  77. Zero Tolerance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Search the competitors as they enter the building for drugs.

    At the events, don't sell/allow caffiene or other stimulant drinks to be sold.

    If someone is stoned/under the influence when they come to play, disqualify them.

    Simple measures, problem (for the most part) solved.

    Making an effort to stamp out drugs is much better than just allowing them because you can't (won't) do anything about it is counter-productive.

    As the events grow, introduce tougher measures.

    Allowing people to play under the influence of drugs will ensure that pro-gaming never goes mainstream.

  78. there are concentration enhancers you know by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    they are used frequently by the military, and by professional card players

    and all of drink coffee, and some of us smoke: concentration enhancers

    there are even new calsses of drugs called "cognition enhancers"

    http://www.bio-medicine.org/medicine-news-1/Unlikely-Drugs-Emerge-as-Cognition-Enhancers-16393-2/

    and to make my point perfectly clear, i have no problem with people using these in card games, or in the military. i am not making a morallistic argument

    what i am making is a logistical argument: people will be less interested in watching sports if it is less about human achievement and more about biochemistry

    "I don't actually think that accepting drug enhancement in a sport would drop its ratings."

    i drectly contradict you. in fact, i can show you a case study: professional wrestling. everyone knows that is not real sport. and it is in fact very funny to weatch roid heads smack each other around. however, no one takes it seriously, its not a real sport, everyone watching knows that

    when athletes take drugs, it completely alters the fundamental psychology of what makes watching sports appealing in the first place

    and so, any sports authority that wants to retain an audience, will be waging war on drug use forever

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    1. Re:there are concentration enhancers you know by somersault · · Score: 1

      when athletes take drugs, it completely alters the fundamental psychology of what makes watching sports appealing in the first place

      and so, any sports authority that wants to retain an audience, will be waging war on drug use forever

      Among the 'traditional' olympics watching crowd sure - people who understandably want to keep their sport pure and reward actual hard work. But then again, a lot of people in this world enjoy watching horror films, big brother and any amount of garbage. There are people who would watch a bunch of junked up crazies run the 100 metres in 8 seconds. I would be interested to see that at least.. it wouldn't be as impressive as what Usain Bolt did at the last olympics, but it would still be interesting. You mention that you wouldn't mind people using enhancers in the military, well I think that the Junk Olypmics could be a good testing ground for military applications ;)

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  79. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It gives you the munchies, makes you paranoid, and makes you giggle every time someone says "420" but it doesn't make you better at Halo.

    I take it you've never played Halo while high. I also get the impression you've never tried smoking much, either. You probably have good reasons for it, but I don't think you have a very good understanding of it as well.

  80. I think this shows by christ,+jesus+H · · Score: 1

    Just how out of touch this organization and aparently its members are with the actual gaming community. Its pretty sad really, thank god for PAX or gamers would have no outlet free from the tint of corporate whore-ism.

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  81. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah! I've never smoked and I've often had the munchies, been paranoid and even giggled on occasion. The one isn't always attached to the other. You don't have to be high to know they are out to get you and steal your moonpies.

    Wait. What?

  82. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by Apathy451 · · Score: 1

    Anti-blanket statement argument... ...Sponge Bob quote in the sig.

  83. Re:Gamers use DRUGS? by christ,+jesus+H · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I've never been stoned (perhaps very mildly passively, but I've never done non-prescription drugs), but have played games for 12 hours straight a few times. I even took a couple of days off work for the release of GTA4." Dude . . . you really need to get stoned . . .

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  84. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except for vegans, everyone loves fried chicken. That doesn't make it racist to say Blacks like it, or as some prefer "African Americans".

    Economic opportunities in the US, despite Bush's efforts, are still better than those in Mexico. I'd "steal", by which I mean take any higher paying and less stressful job than I had access to too. So would most people. Including, as you say, Mexicans. Nothing racist there.

    As for Macs, most people who use Macs may not be homosexual, but pretty much all of them are gay, so what's your point?

  85. i enjoy watching professional wrestling by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    but i know its not a sport, its a one act play starring roid heads

    and i also enjoy watching horror movies, and i also enjoy genuine sports

    what appeals to me in each situation is different than the other

    and if professional basketball, baseball, football, etc. suddenly allowed all drugs in their sports, me, and the majority of the fanbase, would turn to the drug-free sports authorities that would obviously spring into existence to satisfy audiences like me

    of course, some would continue to watch the drug-enhanced basketball, baseball, fottball, etc.

    they would be enjoyable jokes on par with professional wrestling, not real sports

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    1. Re:i enjoy watching professional wrestling by somersault · · Score: 1

      The thing is that combining the mindset and training of a professional athlete with performance enhancers could still be taken very seriously by some people. I don't take professional wrestling very seriously because most of it is just faked, and all the bravado is generally boring for me. I enjoy some horror films, but a lot of them seem pretty retarded and sadistic.

      Yes, there should definitely be drug free versions of athletics and other sports. Having the alternative ones where you can dope as much as you want would probably make it easier to keep the 'real' versions drug free.

      In reality I think this idea would be incredibly dangerous and result in a lot of death, and probably the whole thing would be outlawed again pretty quickly, but it's still an interesting concept. I expect it will happen someday, just as at one point having gladiatorial fights to the death as entertainment was considered acceptable.

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    2. Re:i enjoy watching professional wrestling by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      but i know its not a real sport, its just a one act play starring roid heads

      So it bears no resemblance. It isn't the steroids that make it a non-sport, it's the fact that it's scripted.

      buyt i also enjoy watching professional drug-free baseball

      Ok, I get that you like drug-free sports, but you still haven't explained WHY.

      if you can't understand there is a difference between drinking a glass of water and taking methamphetamine, you are simply out of touch with the real issue here

      What's the difference between methamphetamine and adrenaline? Trap a three year old under a car and his drug-free grandmother will lift that car off the ground. The adrenaline that the body naturally produces itself is stronger than meth.

      You see those idiot runners that jog into the path of your car as if they're stoned? Well, they ARE stoned. They're fucked up out of their minds on endorphins, the substance your body produces in response to pain. It's called a "runner's high". Opiates like morphine and heroin only work because the opiates fit in your brain's endorphin receptors. Your marathin runners are endorphin junkies; they get the same high as a heroin addict, only it's probably more intense, and their "sport" is as addictive as heroin or more so.

      A yogi can produce those naturally occurring drugs at will. They're still drugs; the only difference is one lab has glass tubes and the other lab is your body.

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  86. Maybe by malkir · · Score: 1
    It has something to do with the fact that other E-Sport participants are a bit nervous. The cannabis users probably just 'don't care' and therefore don't succumb to the anxiety of pressure.

    Have you ever taken a hard test...on weed?

    :)

    1. Re:Maybe by skulgnome · · Score: 1

      Go to school high. Get high scores.

  87. so? by maxconfus · · Score: 1

    should the wgc shun the drugs like the olympics or should it embrace? btw, what about enhancers, even steroids, for i.t.?

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  88. Negatively effect credibility? by techstar25 · · Score: 1

    and this after all that progress had been made to represent video gaming as a legitimate athletic sport. I guess we can say goodbye to Olympic "Counter Strike" competitions.

    1. Re:Negatively effect credibility? by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      I guess we can say goodbye to Olympic "Counter Strike" competitions.

      LOL, "Olympic counterstrike," LOL.

      I think that has about as much chance as Olympic Minesweeper.

  89. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by Doug+Neal · · Score: 1
  90. i enjoy watching professional wrestling by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    but i know its not a real sport, its just a one act play starring roid heads

    buyt i also enjoy watching professional drug-free baseball, and am disgusted by mcguire

    what appeals to me in each situation is different than the other

    and if professional baseball suddenly allowed all drugs in their sports, me, and the majority of the fanbase, would turn to the drug-free sports authorities that would obviously spring into existence to satisfy audiences like me

    if you ask why audiences like me exist, you still don't understand what the fundamental appeal of sports is in the first place, the empathy of being human and seeing human achievement. not engineering

    of course, some would continue to watch the drug-enhanced baseball

    they would be enjoyable jokes on par with professional wrestling, not real sports

    and i won't even address your continued point about all life being chemical. if you can't understand there is a difference between drinking a glass of water and taking methamphetamine, you are simply out of touch with the real issue here

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  91. gaming stoners by Is0m0rph · · Score: 1

    A lot of gamers are stoners to begin with. It's not so much about performance enhancement as just being stoned like normal. I used to be that way and don't miss it. Now I know my singing performance on Rock Band exponentially increases per every shot or beer I consume as long as everybody else is keeping up with me they'll tell you the same! haha

  92. Cannabis is not addictive by sa1lnr · · Score: 1

    I should know, I've been smoking it for thirty eight years. ;)

  93. i'm not talking about psychiatry by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i'm talking about drugs in sports

    if you allow drugs in sports, then audiences will turn away

    that's all i'm saying. that's the beginning of my point, that's the end of my point

    you're talking about a completely different subject

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  94. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You hit the nail on the head my friend.

    I have been smoking everyday from about age 19. I am now 27. I graduated from RPI with a degree in software engineering and now hold a 6 figure software development job.

    I HATE it when I get grouped in with the "stoners" who have no direction and no ambition in life, who use weed as an excuse for their lifestyle. Face it people, these individuals would have turned out like this with or without weed.

  95. Re:Gamers use DRUGS? by somersault · · Score: 1

    I know ._. A couple of friends and I are considering a 'trip' to Amsterdam later in the year.. one who is just curious like me, and another who has smoked pot before. I'm interested to try it out, but I wouldn't want to do anything that is more obviously damaging, like heroine or crack. I've was on anti-depressants for a few years before. It's interesting how radically you can change your personality with chemicals. I suppose it basically changes your whole concept of what emotions actually are, and what they mean.

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  96. Not so much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tried playing Halo 2 online after smoking a ton of weed.

    I have to tell you it did make me a better player.

    If by better player you mean getting fraged by anyone remotely non-retarded and older than two years old while laughing uncontrollably into my headset. I believe I set an all time record for number of deaths in a single match. I think near then end I just ran away from people screaming in laughter as they just picked me off. It was an awful lot of fun however.

  97. No. Just... No. by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    Why are we even dignifying this? 'Professional--lol--Gamers' are the new thing in the global sports doping epidemic? This is ridiculous. OH NOES, THEY'RE HIGH AND THEY'RE PLAYING VIDEOGAMES FOR MONEY! Why does anyone care? And I don't even mean from the perspective I have on the sports doping which is "Fuck it, it's their body, let them fuck it up if they want to.", I'm speaking from the perspective of "Why in the name of all that is more important than this (basically...everything) does anyone care about professional gamers playing while on drugs?" Why does anyone care about professional gaming to BEGIN with? It's just an organized tournament for an otherwise normal form of competitive entertainment. These have been around forever.

    What next? People are going to lose their minds over kids playing in Pokemon CCG tourneys on a sugar high, or off their ritalin?

    Tournament Scrabble players who undergo experimental brain surgery to become idiot savants? (Actually, that would make a cool cyberpunk story)

    Look around! Do we really a) Have nothing more important to bitch about, or b) Not care about anything more important? I mean REALLY!

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  98. Fork The Leagues by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If the professional gaming leagues ever do end up bending to the status quo and actually banning drugs, then if the gamers feel strongly enough about it, they should create their own league and let the people decide which they prefer.

    Personally, I think these rules have more to do with a desire to be seen as politically mainstream, and that there is no real concern about "fairness".

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  99. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm gonna guess you're American, and thus smoke American weed.

  100. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

    Though, I won't deny the munchies, I think that symptom is pretty much universal.

    Pot actually kills my appetite; something to do with the physical act of smoking, more so than the THC, I think. But yeah, everyone I've ever mentioned this to has the same WTF? reaction, so I believe I am a rare exception to the rule.

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  101. or professional wrestling by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    watching a one act play starring roid heads is quite amusing and enjoyable

    but its not considered a real sport, its considered a joke

    as for body building, i would peg the appeal of that as something different from watching, say, a basketball game

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  102. Considering the participants ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... I'd expect to see Ritalin, asthma inhalants, growth hormones, and blood serum additives.

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  103. no, it will never happen by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    because, forever, there will be the outer edge of human technological discovery. at this bleeding edge is where you will find the performance enhancements you need in the endless arms race to outdo all of the performance enhancements your competitors are making

    as such, people will always be trying dangerous and untested methods that will wind up with a lot of brain damaged, cancer ridden, or wheelchair bound young burnouts from sports where enhancement is legal

    so it will never be legal, because no one will ever find this acceptable

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    1. Re:no, it will never happen by somersault · · Score: 1

      no one will ever find this acceptable

      Well, never say never - no large enough group in current western society would accept this sure, but I still think something similar to my Junk Olympics idea will happen at some point in humanity's future. There have been groups of people and even whole societies that do things that we don't currently find acceptable. The Roman gladiatorial arenas as I already mentioned, some cultures are fine with capital punishment or amputation as punishment, some allow drugs that others don't allow, not to mention things like the concentration camps, death camps and other atrocities which some groups have found 'acceptable'. Saying that nobody will ever find it acceptable shows far too much faith in humanity! Generally we are moving in the right direction, but there will always be those that don't just drift along with everyone else (currently a few African nations as well as China and North Korea).

      Maybe I've just watched too much of The Running Man though.

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  104. e-sports by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2, Funny

    wtf is an 'e-sport?'

    1. Re:e-sports by Nezer · · Score: 1

      wtf is an 'e-sport?'

      WiiSports?

      I'd say that would qualify. But, yeah, eEverything is a bit annoying.

  105. drugs in e-games? by suck_burners_rice · · Score: 1

    I thought "drugs" in videogames meant some 1337z h4x0rz fsck up the game executable in such a manner as to give themselves an edge over other players in a network game. The solution is clear. Legalize all drugs and have the government distribute them for free. Within a year, all the drug lords go bankrupt (why would anyone pay for drugs when they're free?!). Besides, all the drug addicts will die from taking massive amounts suddenly (since they'll use plenty more than before) and then there won't be a market even for free drugs. It's Darwin at work. Survival of the fittest.

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  106. This just in by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    Weed improves your reflexes.

    Who knew?

  107. Re:Gamers use DRUGS? by doas777 · · Score: 1

    ok fair enough. I'm belittling, in your eyes. so be it. my intention is not to appear cool as you put it, but rail against the stupidity I see in TFA.

  108. is chess a sport? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    howabout poker?

    any game of sufficient mental agility and complexity, without a traditional physical aspect, can be considered to be a sport

    besides, history is against you. go to japan, korea, taiwan: that is the future, where videogames are afforded the same level of media coverage, fame, and salaries as professional athletic sports in the usa

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  109. They should by SoulRider · · Score: 2, Interesting

    go in the opposite direction and "require" everyone to take drugs to enhance their gaming experience. That would level the field also.

    1. Re:They should by baenpb · · Score: 1

      You, my friend, are a genius.

  110. Who cares ? by mbone · · Score: 1

    Who really cares, except for some people trying to make money consulting and vending on this topic ?

  111. Reminds me of "Dogfight" by TheLoneGundam · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the story "Dogfight" in William Gibson's "Burning Chrome" collection - story written by Gibson and Michael Swanwick

  112. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by kungfugleek · · Score: 1

    I have been smoking marijuana since I was 12, am now 36, and work for one of the top hardware/software companies in the world running other people's Wintel backends. Today in my home office I'm building several servers remotely, attending meetings, and taking emergency calls.

    Um, are you sure about all that?

    (just kidding)

  113. Regular user by baenpb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know why people play these games under the influence. I've been a regular cannabis user for approximately 5 years now. I've played in about 7 or 8 Guitar Hero tournaments(school/bar sponsored, nothing huge) and i think every time I've met up with mary jane before hand. I've won a couple of them, usually place in the top 3. It can help relax for sure. The article was correct that it can put you in a trance state to help focus on the notes. So that effect is definitely a bonus in music-type games. I don't think it helps at all in strategy games. When I play DOTA, the THC never really seems to help skills, but always makes the game more awesome. So i think it can clear your mind to help with focusing and reflexes, but can run you into trouble if your game makes you think too hard. So, I dunno, if people wanna rip the bong before a tournament, I don't really care. It'll make it more fun for them I'm sure.

  114. The John Madden voice... by EWAdams · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, I used to write the play-by-play and color commentary for the Madden NFL series at EA, so I know the John Madden voice pretty well. No shit, check it out.

    "Now, ya see what he did here? 1nc1nerator thought M0nstrMan was gonna come through this gap, but M0nstrMan just gave him a little twitch-fake, and BOOM, suddenly he's eatin' raw plasma."

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    1. Re:The John Madden voice... by albyrne5 · · Score: 1

      I would be soooooooooooo good at that job (for soccer at least). It bugs me how bad the commentary is in Pro Evo 2008. And I'm guessing it's not gonna be much better for 2009. They should have some kind of API whereby the average Joe can put in their own commentary, that would be ace.

  115. Forgive me, I think you meant to say "undue". by Uniquitous · · Score: 3, Funny

    But if I'm wrong, take heart! Ctrl-Z is just two keypresses away!

  116. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by immcintosh · · Score: 1

    FATAL bone spurs? Wow, I can't even imagine the mechanics of how that would work, but it certainly sounds unpleasant!

  117. Legal prescription medication OK? by twoDigitIq · · Score: 1

    I know a guy who was diagnosed with ADHD and prescribed Adderall (an amphetamine.) We play FPS games from time to time, and I can definitely tell when he's off his meds. When he's on the Adderall he frags the living bejeesus out of everyone in the game, if he's off it he's just an average player. So would he be disqualified from these "e-sports" events?

  118. I believe I speak for everyone here by russlar · · Score: 1

    I believe I speak for everyone here when I say "No shit, Sherlock!"

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  119. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by seizurebattlerobot · · Score: 0

    Wow. You seem pretty pent up. Pent up and incorrect. :-)

    Marijuana does have an incredible positive effect on athletic and video game performance, as long as you are an experienced user. Unfortunately, a century of government propaganda has blinded most people to this amazing drug's potential benefits.

    I occasionally smoke pot before jogging. As a result, I can usually cover more distance and get a much better workout than when I jog sober. I've timed myself before. The advantages of jogging stoned are staggering. The same is true of sports like ultimate frisbie, basketball, and football.

    I occasionally smoke pot before playing pool and golf. After smoking, I am able to beat opponents that routinely beat me when I play without smoking. The same is true of racing video games like the Burnout and Wipeout series. You should see my Wipeout scoreboard. I sign different initials depending on whether I've smoked or not. Despite playing more often sober, the sober initials haven't made an appearance on the board in a long time.

    I'm not saying that everybody benefits from smoking pot -- there are plenty of new smokers who become totally non-functional after smoking -- but I cannot recall anyone that I've met who smokes once or twice a week regularly that does not experience the benefits in sports and video games.

  120. Experience and evidence by The+Dancing+Panda · · Score: 1

    I can say, with a high degree of certainty and server statistics to back it up, that I am a much better Sniper in TF2 when I have drank >5 beers and
    I would think it's just because everyone else is drinking too, but I've done this consistently over the months on different days of the week, and different times of the day (morning, afternoon, night).

  121. Amphetamine, not amphetamines by Mopatop · · Score: 1

    Pedantic point, but it's likely that the participant took amphetamine (speed), not amphetamines (MDMA et al). I don't know of any amphetamines that would be beneficial to gaming.

    For anyone interested, in my extensive research:

    Cannabis makes you better at shooters, especially Counter-Strike.

    Speed makes you better at racers and shooters to a small extent.

    Alcohol makes you better at racers but not shooters (go figure).

    MDMA (ecstasy) makes you awesome at Tony Hawks.

    1. Re:Amphetamine, not amphetamines by baenpb · · Score: 1

      I can't say I've tried the tony hawk after a bout of MDMA. I'll have to try it. Usually I would be too busy jumping up and down to attempt to hold a controller.

  122. routinely proscribed for US soldiers too by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Ampetamines, new alertness drugs, beta blockers.
    "Chemically-enhanced" soldiers.

  123. "E" Sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make sure you're ecstasy before competing.

  124. Effects of Cannabis! by midnitewolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For what it's worth, this is analogous to a well known psychological effect known as state-dependent recall.

    The effect specifically refers to the improved retrieval from long term memory experienced when the memory retrieval takes place in the same mind-state (in this example, of drug influence) that the memory was deposited in....

    But my own experience of gaming while stoned will attest to a very similar (and strikingly simple) revelation, not strictly limited to memory retrieval: When you learn to play a game stoned, you play that game better while stoned.

    1. Re:Effects of Cannabis! by Macgrrl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This obviously explains why I play pool better when drinking and I suck at it while sober.

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  125. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by neltana · · Score: 1

    One well-known side effect of marijuana intoxication is an inability to focus on more than one thing at a time. In my misspent youth, I had enough experiences to confirm that this helps in some cases.

    Your rant is a little bit off.

    That being said, people are better off not using pot. A good cup of tea helps with focus and has fewer long-term health effects.

  126. heh by Briden · · Score: 1

    why wouldn't you want to make him into an escape goat?
    then you could ride your grammar-nazi ass on outta town on him!

    (I think you meant scapegoat)

    1. Re:heh by merreborn · · Score: 1

      What can I say? Is our children learning grammar? If not, it's probably thanks to Laxative enforcement policies.

  127. please explain further by tacokill · · Score: 1

    because now it is not a display of human mastery, now it is a display of biochemical mastery

    So....things like eating? sleeping? training in the mountains? sleeping in hyperbolic chambers?
    Aren't those biochemical process triggers also? Or do those not count?

    The problem with your line of reasoning is that someone has to draw the lines on what is and isn't allowed. When you do that, you - by default - prohibit certain things that other people will think are fine. And now you are back to the same problem. You haven't answered or fixed anything.

    Arms race is right. More like "we're trying to ignore the fact that we CAN make humans better through enhancements. If we just ignore it, it will go away and we can just get back to the purity of the game!". Nonsense. The cat is out of the bag and has been for 30+ years.

    If you are so sure that a sport can't last with enhancements allowed, then riddle me this: Why are WWE Wrestling, Powerlifting, Pro Football, Pro Baseball, and countless other high performance sports so successful? All of them have known, documented case of drugs/doping/supplementing/enhancing. All of them (sans Powerlifting) are very popular and remain so.

    I'd argue, part of a sport's success, is because of the enhancements. Natural, non-natural, doped, roided, or otherwise. That's what produces the "home runs" and that's what the fans ultimately want. If it can be done safely, the fans will get what they want (eventually). The rest is just educating/updating people's thinking of what "sports training" is. It's changed a lot from the 1950's so there is no reason we can't update it again.

    1. Re:please explain further by albyrne5 · · Score: 1

      LOL, I think you meant a Hyperbaric Chamber. But a Hyperbolic Chamber would be cool to try sleeping in, maybe if it amplified the sound of your heartbeat it would be soothing.

      Unless you were high as a kite and had serious arrhythmia!

  128. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a sweeping blanket statement that comes from uninformed bigotry. I've never had the munchies, I've never gotten paranoid, and I certainly don't giggle. Neither has anyone else that I have had a smoking experience with. These are horribly inaccurate stereotypes thrown out there to make it seem like Marijuana being illegal is less ridiculous than it really is.

    You ain't smoked much weed then.

    You get the munchies. Trust me on this.
    You will get paranoid. Trust me on this.
    Giggle? Not so much. Some girls do.

    And as for the "Trust me on this." bits. Fifteen year chronic smoker. Wake and bake. Smoke all day until bed. Smoke in bed before sleep. Not any of that "I smoke pot socially." bullcrap.

    And, oh yeah, before I forget... A "smoking experience"? A "smoking experience"? WTF is a "smoking experience"?

    A "smoking experience" sounds like something some lame "social pot smoker" says. You won't find any chronic chronic smoker saying crap like that. You are clearly *NOT* a stoner.

    Feel free to have as many more "smoking experiences" as you feel you can handle but don't go spreading misinformation about munchies and paranoia. They happen. They're facts. Period.

  129. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all Gays use Macs.

    WTF Man? How long have you been on Slashdot? Haven't you EVER seen the correlation!=causation tag?

    It's all Mac users are gay! Geeze

  130. Statistics by Tiberius_Fel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In a skill based game, your chances of winning aren't 1/2... Unless WC3 is what you call flipping a coin... War Coin III!

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  131. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

    Oh man, that is priceless. He is a bigot for saying people high on marijuana get the munchies, etc.? Thanks for the laugh. :) I think the weed must have affected your ability to recall the meanings of certain words. :D

  132. funny post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i thought this was just HIGHlarious. im not a regular smoker and mostly play games sober. but in the instances that im chillin with friends and i end up joining the 'rotation', then we turn to videogames-i do in fact play better than i usually do. i have noticed a difference in my play based on whether im 'high' or 'stoned' as well and for those uneducated folks out there, yes there is a difference between the two :P

  133. i agree 100% by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    by drawing a line, i am cutting through a gray area, and outlawing things many people think are fine

    and somehow this approach is inferior to drawing no line at all, and allowing things that even the athletes themselves would second guess were they a little older and not obsessed with a race to glory? that is, if they got a little older, and weren't dead of the side effects of doing the kinds of things which no person with the slightest moral code would allow

    this is your world of drawing no lines

    its inferior to cutting through the grey area with a line

    somethings that could be considered as a sort of enhancement/ can also be a sort of just food and nutrition: a gray area. but drinking water is nowhere near like taking meth

    simply because it is difficult to find the spot to the draw the line coherently, does that mean that we don't draw a line at all?

    this is actually a common moral quandry in many issues, how to deal with drawing a line in grey areas. and your approach is wrong. i'll disprove it in allegory...

    example: should speeding be outlawed? we'll assume for the sake of argument that you believe speeding should be outlawed, that it is dangerous for other drivers

    ok, now where do you draw the line? 70mph? 75mph? 80mph? 85mph? 90mph?

    for each driver, each road condition, etc., you could make a case for a wide range of numbers. but you have to pick A number, and stick with it, perhaps modifying it later as caretechnology and road conditions improve

    but according to your philosophy, simply because picking the right number is hard, that because a grey area exists, we can't arrest the guy going 130mph

    bullshit. there is a grey area. but there is also way over the line. the existence of the grey area does not allow you to excuse the guy way over the line

    get it?

    i'll repeat: the existence of the grey area does not allow you to excuse the guy way over the line

    so you cut through the grey area, you make the hard choice. because the hard choice is superior to no choice and allowing far far worse

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  134. Anyone here... by Darundal · · Score: 1

    ...seen the movie Frag? It was shown at Quakecon, and took a real good look at professional gaming. They covered this, they covered sponsors and tournament directors who would screw people insofar as their pay, and a hell of a lot more.

  135. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm... u never got teh munchies - man you r missin' out!

    Seriously - a little excess consumption is not always a bad thing!

  136. Re: He's a Fed!!!! by jred · · Score: 1

    LOLZ! I have had such a shitty day at work, but picturing you dancing around some guy yelling "He's a Fed!" over & over in a Monty Python "she's a witch" type voice... that has made my day :P

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  137. More Sources on this Topic(www.fragmovie.com) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FRAG, a recently released documentary about competetive and professional gaming covers this topic with interviews and comentary from top players and journalists in the sport.

    I would recommend anyone who is interested in this topic or gaming in general to go buy this movie.

    www.fragmovie.com

  138. aight....lets draw some lines by tacokill · · Score: 1

    ...but we're talking about individual (sports) performance enhancement, right? Remember, the context of my post was regarding sports performance enhancement. We only differ in the method of enhancement.

    I ask because cars are a totally different analogy with clear and obvious societal implications. There are obvious reasons we draw lines there. But we don't and shouldn't draw lines everyplace there is an opportunity to do so. We don't do that with Art. We don't do that with Music. We do do that for Engineering (for good reason). We do do that for Doctors (again, for good reason). There are countless examples on both sides. In some places, lines are needed. In others, they are not.

    But lines on how far one can improve their own human sports performance? I don't get why not.

    You bely your true intentions with your comment, "...which no person with the slightest moral code would allow"
    I get it now. You have a moral problem with the method of enhancement.

    On that sir, we'll just have to disagree. I believe people are smart enough to make their own choices in this area. In fact, I am 100% certain.

  139. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by neomunk · · Score: 1

    *shrugs* I was paranoid BEFORE I smoked pot, the pot made me realize my paranoia was actually nothing but undue concern over amazingly improbable events. In other words, it reduced my paranoia.

    I also weighed in at about 320 lbs or so before I started smoking pot. A few stoned years later, I was at 200 (I've been stable at 185 now for a while, post-smoking). Before I smoked, I would get bored and eat while watching TV, the pot helped me gain an interest in other more social (and active) pass-times, and seemed to cure my "munchies".

    I think your "...facts. Period" are really much closer to personal anecdotes. Its as if you are allergic to strawberries and feel compelled to let everyone know the "fact" that strawberries will kill if you don't have the proper treatment on hand. Okay, maybe that's a bit extreme of an analogy, but the truth is that I've experienced exactly the opposite of what your "facts" would dictate.

    The ONLY reason I stopped smoking is the societal pressure. That's right, I'm a non-potsmoker because I succumbed to the influence of others. Kinda puts a twist on those "above the influence" and "live your OWN life" commercials they air, no?

  140. Careful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    take a rip from the bong every time someone says "The surge has worked."

    Careful, with that strategy, you'll likely OD.

  141. Try again by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

    I was referring to professional sports. When you get paid millions to play a game you love, it's not only worth the hard work, but you're doing something RIGHT.

  142. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by s4ltyd0g · · Score: 1

    man I've smoked dope most of my life and one thing I can tell you is... wait what was the subject again?

  143. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by smart.id · · Score: 1
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  145. Anfetamine / Speed by dindi · · Score: 1

    I had some friends (today respectable programmers, lawyers, etc..) who came to my lan party with small aliminium (aliminum for you d*mn americans) foil packs containing MDA (speed, meta-amhetmamine). They played Need For Speed and Quake a lot faster than they would normally, and when everyone was dead at 3am, they were pushing a 65th round and still be loud and happy.

    No this is not a drug commercial, but this is a fact: some drugs enhance your reflexes, skill, libido, conciousness, imagination ... etc.

    Should I say "legalize it"? . No. I also had (educated) friends who got hooked on MDA, and were arrested in his own apartment kicking (hitting) the hell outta his stuff. But there is in fact reasonable and responsible drug use that should be considered by (non US) governments.

    i.e. A joint makes you think and can be a positive thing. 2gms of MDA can kill all your braincells and make you a lunatic breaking stuff and kill people.

    ahm .... I had a stressy day and had 2 cuba libres ... whatever

  146. baked vs stoned by Nodamnnicknamesavial · · Score: 0

    "came in "baked" (that's stoned for the uninformed)"

    Does anyone who doesn't know what baked is know what stoned is? Shouldn't the clarification possibly have been "under the influence of cannabis" or whatever drug in question - or simply "under the influence"?

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  147. Remaining calm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my experience, the biggest hurdle at these events is a psychological one. You have done all the practice and are not likely to get any better then you are in the next few hours, but trying to remain calm and focused can be quite difficult, playing at a tournament is quite a lot different to playing at home (in your parents basement of course) or at a LAN with friends. There can be quite a lot of money riding on these tournaments and unless you are a tourney veteran you will most probably be affected by nerves which can totally throw your game.

    Anything that can calm you down and keep you focused on the task at hand will be of great benefit, if weed is what you are used to then I can see how that would be "performance enhancing".
    At the WCG I attended some form of Beta Blocker use was common, according to players the slowing of the heart rate was quite beneficial.

    A lot of the FPS games are constantly referred to as "twitch games" but that is the view of the inexperienced and quite the opposite of how the top gamers play. Things might be happening at great speed but it is knowledge, tactics and focus (remaining calm) that wins the match.

  148. Not surprised, but the article has the wrong focus by Chuu · · Score: 1

    I wasn't too surprised to read this thread, but coke and weed? Come on . . .

    There are a lot of pro poker players who are known to pop Ritalin before big tournaments to keep their focus, most of the time gotten perfectly legally.

    I could assume it would also help a lot with computer gamers, especially RTS players.

  149. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by albyrne5 · · Score: 1

    Oh man stoned-chess is (was) one of my favourite things in the world. I used to play with a flat-mate of mine some years back and being able to watch the nesting and recursion algorithms in your own thoughts from an apparent distance was so amazing.

    There is the occasional downside that you forget who's move it is, that's why we started writing down the moves as soon as each one was made. Had the added benefit of being able to review our games afterward (while not stoned).

  150. Re:Gamers use DRUGS? by Kattspya · · Score: 1

    Heroin isn't physically damaging. It is addictive but you'll be hard pressed to find any physical side effects worse than constipation. I know what I say is contrary to what you think you were told but I doubt even the propaganda sites will have any physical damage listed.

    Heroin abuse and the life-style associated with that (unclean needles, adulturants, the cost) is physically damaging but not the heroin itself.

  151. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by cherokee158 · · Score: 1

    If you've never had the munchies or gotten paranoid or giggled uncontrollably, try inhaling next time.

  152. ack.....you're right by tacokill · · Score: 1

    Touche' - hyperbaric, not hyperbolic.

    That would be an interesting sight, wouldn't it? haha

  153. you haven't thought it through by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    for success in sports, you get lots of money, lots of fame, lots of chicks, etc.

    this puts a huge incentive on someone to modify if modifications are allowed. all things being equal then, the winner becomes the guy who modifies the most. to max out on your modifications, you have to go to some modifications on the bleeding edge of tech and biochem, whose side effects are unknown

    young cocky athletes who think they're immortal, in an environment where modifications are allowed, leads to what?

    it leads to young athletes cripped, dead, cancer ridden, etc

    and like the roman audiences watching gladiators, you are complicit in their maming and death, because you pay for tickets to watch these malformations compete, which makes a mountain of cash that encourages them to modify

    do you still honestly believe your position is defensible?

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  154. its not just defensible, its true by tacokill · · Score: 1

    It's not just defensible, it's happening right in front of you.

    You can fearmonger all you want about the excesses but you have not addressed my point at all. You want to limit what people can and can't do with their own bodies because you think they will become arrogant to their own peril. What if they don't? What if, instead, everyone used it responsibly? (in ideal-world). Would that change your position?

    Under your reasoning, cosmetic surgery for movie stars (or anyone who seeks fame/fortune) would not be allowed because it enhances their performance onscreen. Don't you get it? For 10's of thousands of years, mankind has been looking for ways to improve himself in every aspect of his being. Sure, there are always going to be excesses (just like there are with anything). But the overall trend of increasing improvements is not going to change.

    Just look at what we've done with ourselves through improved nutrition. We've been very successful with agriculture over that time and look how much healthier/enhanced we are compared to our ancient ancestors. Now, we are starting to begin to understand things on a biological level. The applications are endless in that area and the sports performance aspect is a very very small piece of this larger puzzle. You want to stop technology for moral reasons. You can try but history says you're going to be wrong.

  155. you can't juggle all of the variables by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    "Under your reasoning, cosmetic surgery for movie stars (or anyone who seeks fame/fortune) would not be allowed because it enhances their performance onscreen."

    cosmetic surgery is well-understood in terms of risks/ complications

    you want to depend upon the crystal clear ultraresponsible reasoning skills of 19 year olds with reams of cash and power and fame and women when offered procedures of unknown side-effects

    you can't think of an example where we allow people to take those kinds of risks for the sake of frivolous entertainment because such an example doesn't exist: unlike you, people understand how they have a responsibility in this area

    "You want to limit what people can and can't do with their own bodies because you think they will become arrogant to their own peril."

    this is laughable

    #1: what people are doing with their bodies is directly related to what they are getting out of my interaction with what they do with those bodies. i am involved. i can't pretend i'm not

    #2: i don't think they will become arrogantr to their own peril, i KNOW they will

    we are talking about teenagers, these athletes. you had 100% solid reasoning skills in regard to taking care of yourself when you were 19? if fame money chicks and power were thrown at you?

    you wish to absolve me, and yourself, if the responsibility of what people do to themselves BECAUSE OF WHAT WE OFFER THEM FOR DOING THAT

    you can't remove yourself from the equation. these deicsions aren't bering made in a vacuum. they are being doone under the duress of our desire for entertainment. we are involved. go ahea,d pretend we are not. all you are effectively doing is removing a sense of morality and a human conscience from your line of reasoning, thereby rendering your line of reaosning null and void

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    1. Re:you can't juggle all of the variables by tacokill · · Score: 1

      all you are effectively doing is removing a sense of morality and a human conscience from your line of reasoning, thereby rendering your line of reasoning null and void

      Null and void doesn't apply to reasoning. Contradicting would have been a better word choice.

      Beat yourself up over #1 all you want. It's not an issue. We already know capitalism can lead to excesses. I addressed that already. I have said quite bluntly: there will be excesses. If you choose not to spend your capital supporting such efforts, then fine. There are plenty of people lined up right behind you who will. They also don't have a moral problem with their own involvement. Nobody beats themselves up for attending a football game when one of the players goes down with a bad knee. You're getting into kooky territory here....and if you think they should get morally outraged, well, there again, you're just projecting your beliefs onto others.

      #2: if you already know this, then we will have to agree to disagree. This very statement reveals you don't have much faith in humanity. You hide behind righteous indignation but what you are really saying is "I don't think people will make the right decision so I think I need to make the rules"

      3rd (just to add): We aren't talking about "teenagers" here. Using that term is a shallow attempt at framing a "for the children" argument. We're talking adults here. Adults who are able to make their own grown-up decisions about risk/reward profiles. You making the decision for everyone is not the answer.

      P.S. Are you kidding about the cosmetic rationale you take? There are all kinds of reports of excesses in that area. Again, just like everything else. As with anything, there are risk/rewards. Some known, some not. There is not a single area of the human experience where we know all of the risks. It simply isn't attainable (but we have science to help us find them). The analogy still stands: We know no more about cosmetic surgery than we do with sports performance enhancement. Both rely on currently accepted medical practices.


      p.s.s. good chat :)

  156. put your money where your mouth is by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    reseearcher discovers drug X. drug X makes mice run 2x faster than regular mice. you don't know anything else yet about drug X

    do you allow a 19 year old to take drug X?

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  157. how about a REAL example by tacokill · · Score: 1

    How about a REAL example, huh?

    Try this one on: testosterone. aka steroids.

    We know it can enhance men's sports performance. We also know the many of the side effects. This particular enhancement has been around for 100 years. Some choose to take them, some don't. In other words, adults -all over the sports world- are deciding for themselves whether to use the enhancement or not. (and yes, I know some organizations legislatively ban them from competition. most don't)

    Do you wish to restrict steroids from sports?

    If you say yes, you are forced to answer why. We've already been through that and concluded it's based on moral grounds.

    If you say no, then you make my point (and are actually in agreement with my arguments).

  158. answer my question by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    and i'll answer yours

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    1. Re:answer my question by tacokill · · Score: 1

      The answer, based on your information, is no.

      However, I would like to point out your example (drug that makes mice run 2x as fast) is a totally unrealistic analogy. There are no such drugs that are that unknown. There is nothing in the world that we say "it makes mice run 2x as fast" - and that's it. No. Not deep enough. We know about the biological and pharmacological properties. We know what "class" of drug it is. We know what it's cousins do (much of the time). We know where it came from. If natural, we've studied it (or can easily do so). We most likely have anecdotal evidence of it's side effects and some history of usage (especially in humans). Nobody would take an unknown substance that has unknown side effects with unknown risks and unknown benefits - based on one characteristic of it's effect on mice. Your example is, quite simply, unrealistic.

      My analogy, using a real example, is much more accurate to the problem at hand (enhancement of human beings, particularly in sports/games). So what do you say to steroids?

      Again, if you say yes - then we agree. (and you'll have to contradict your earlier posts)

      But if you say no, then you show why you have an issue with it. It's a moral problem to to you.

  159. Oh hey by kjzk · · Score: 1

    I have never seen soo many false assumptions, flat out lies, and pure ignorance in one Slashdot thread until now. Where are you guys getting your cannabis information from, Harry J. Anslinger and 'Reefer Madness'?

  160. Small fact: first positive control at the olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first guy who was positively controlled was a shooter who took a glass before the competition to steady his hand ...