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  1. Who the hell is going to tattoo me? on How High-Tech Temporary Tattoos Will Hack Your Skin · · Score: 1

    I don't ever want a damn tattoo. What next... should start smoking?!

  2. Missing Asterisk on 'Mirage Earth' Exoplanets May Have Burned Away Chances For Life · · Score: 1

    There's a missing asterisk right next to every mention of the word "life" to qualify it as "earth like". Who knows what other life forms might exist without requiring water?!

  3. I can already do this. on Breath Test For Pot Being Developed At WSU · · Score: 1

    I can smell a pot smoker from a mile away. Put people before technology for once, and give me the job!

  4. What a waste! on Jackie Chan Discs Help Boost Solar Panel Efficiency · · Score: 1

    They should have used a really bad movie instead. This is such a waste.

  5. Cat? on Here's What Your Car Could Look Like In 2030 · · Score: 1

    I only clicked this link because I thought it said "Here's What Your Cat Could Look Like In 2030" and read the words "cubicle", "AI" and "wheels".

  6. Or... on Blowing On Money To Tell If It Is Counterfeit · · Score: 1

    Or you could just use plastic money like we developed here in Australia. Either way.

  7. Should I... on Google Quadruples A.M. Turing Award To $1M · · Score: 1

    Should I turn in my solution now, or wait for just one more increase in prize money? Hmmm....

  8. Gee... on When We Don't Like the Solution, We Deny the Problem · · Score: 1

    Gee... I wonder which phenomenon this article relates to.

  9. A man walks into a bar... on New Particle Collider Is One Foot Long · · Score: 2

    ...with a 12" particle collider and a tiny scientist.

  10. But the important thing is.... on Disney Patents a Piracy Free Search Engine · · Score: 2

    The search engines people actually want to use will still be free, right?

  11. Re:Have they checked up on the Swiss Green Party? on France Investigating Mysterious Drone Activity Over 7 Nuclear Power Plant Sites · · Score: 1

    Wow... how have I never heard about this?!

  12. Get rid of it! on Study: Past Climate Change Was Caused by Ocean, Not Just the Atmosphere · · Score: 1

    So to prevent climate change we just need to eradicate the ocean? Simple!

  13. Re:Why not just swim? on The Bogus Batoid Submarine is Wooden, not Yellow (Video) · · Score: 1

    But just imagine all the extra compressed-air you'll burn through!
    Oh... wait.

  14. Re:Broken link on iFixit Tears Apart Apple's Shiny New Retina iMac · · Score: 1

    Hold your horses. Don't worry, iFixit, iFixit!

  15. Ads can be ignored on Snapchat Will Introduce Ads, Attempt To Keep Them Other Than Creepy · · Score: 2

    Wait... ads can be ignored? When did this happen?!

  16. Current Guards on Google's Security Guards Are Now Officially Google Employees · · Score: 1

    So does that mean they've stopped hiring the current guards and will hire new ones. What will happen to the old ones?

  17. Hand it back! on Maps Suggest Marco Polo May Have "Discovered" America · · Score: 1

    So I guess the yanks no longer own it. Time to hand it back!

  18. Re:3G is terrible for all these things on World's Smallest 3G Module Will Connect Everything To the Internet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't worry; Po3G (Power over 3G) is only a year or so away.

  19. com on Amazon Purchases .buy TLD For $4.6 Million · · Score: 1

    I wonder how much they would sell the .com TLD for? Hmmm.

  20. 2.5M? on Scientists Twist Radio Beams To Send Data At 32 Gigabits Per Second · · Score: 2, Funny

    Should have used optical fibre.

  21. Keyboard and Mouse on Report: Microsoft To Buy Minecraft Studio For $2bn+ · · Score: 0

    Can I play Xbox games with a keyboard and mouse?

  22. Facebook needs a "Not Actual News" tag for anything posted on news.com.au

  23. Mercury on Injecting Liquid Metal Into Blood Vessels Could Help Kill Tumors · · Score: 0

    So having mercury in my blood could be good for me?

  24. Firing blind on Point-and-Shoot: TrackingPoint's New Linux-Controlled AR-15s · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Will the be a version that blind people can use too?

  25. Sure, 39% CAGR, but what about... on AMD Prepares To Ship Gaming SSDs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sure, 39% CAGR, but what about the 390ppm ADGG on the CKOI? What does IHS think about that?