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  1. Or you could just... on The Internet of Things Just Found Your Lost Wallet · · Score: 1

    Or you could just use one of those combined wallet/phone cases if you're losing it all the time. Either way, your wallet is going to be a little bigger.

  2. Hello confused hipster on New Crop of LED Filament Bulbs Look Almost Exactly Like Incandescents · · Score: 1

    This is really going to confuse the interior-designer hipsters. "What do I do: Use new technology that looks old, or waste energy?! Ahhhhhh."

  3. Will this really work? on Mars "Webcam" To Be Made Available For Public Use · · Score: 1

    I can't see too many kids being interested in this.
    Sure... if the camera was beaming back live images. But just to have a photo taken and then see it a few days later... meh.

  4. Re:The gap between PC and console on Another Upscaled Console Game: Battlefield Hardline · · Score: 1

    The gap will never truly be closed until they have a mouse on consoles, thereby allowing people to compete against PC gamers.

  5. OMG I can't wait. on New Concept Tire Could Recharge Car Battery · · Score: 1

    OMG I can't wait... to have to pay for a replacement when I get a puncture. These things sound cheap.

  6. Can't wait to see the result. on Police Use DNA To Generate a Suspect's Face · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to see the result:
    a) They catch the culprit and he looks exactly as the DNA said he would.
    b) They catch the culprit and he doesn't look as the DNA said he would.
    c) Either a) or b) plus the one they catch is actually innocent.

    How they tell which is the truth, who knows?!

  7. I trust this on NSA, GHCQ Implicated In SIM Encryption Hack · · Score: 1

    I'm sure our next SIM cards will be much more secure... In fact, what's the bet the current batch are too secure, and the next ones will be pre-hacked.

  8. Don't wait too long to ask for a date... on An Evidence-Based Approach To Online Dating · · Score: 1

    ...or ask for a date too early.
    And different women have different dating time requirements. Good luck! ;)

  9. Companies? on Australian ISPs To Introduce '3-Strike' Style Anti-piracy Scheme · · Score: 1

    Can we get a three strikes policy for companies that charge exorbitant prices for digital media only in Australia?

  10. Re:(looks straight down) on The Science of a Bottomless Pit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Interesting... What happens if you tunnel fro New York into an ocean on the other side of the world? Does the water drop in and boil in the centre of the Earth?

  11. Finally... on Smoking Is Even Deadlier Than Previously Thought · · Score: 1

    Finally some evidence that will make me quit.

  12. On the plus side... on Iowa Wants To Let You Carry Your Driver's License On Your Phone · · Score: 3, Funny

    On the plus side, if your battery goes flat, all you have to do is commit a crime and wait for the police to recharge your phone so they can access your ID card.

  13. But weight a minute... on Study: Smartphones Just As Good As Fitness Trackers For Counting Steps · · Score: 1

    I rigged my PC with an accelerometer, gyroscope and compass. Time to strap this baby to my waist and go for a jog!

  14. I love it. on Demonii Tracker Tops 30 Million Connected Peers · · Score: 5, Funny

    I love it when values equal or exceed the number 2,000,000,000, thereby allowing them to be officially recognised by the International Organisation for Large Things (IOLT) as "massive".

  15. G-WHAT? on Mobile G-SYNC Confirmed and Tested With Leaked Driver · · Score: 1

    Is G-SYNC some new kind of graphics card heat sink that runs at 100Hz?

  16. Eating lots and of nuts makes you thin? on Science's Biggest Failure: Everything About Diet and Fitness · · Score: 2

    Try eating 1kg of cashews a day at your desk job and see how thin you get.
    I think what you mean to say was "Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants."

  17. Not Able vs Not Willing. on NSA Hack of N. Korea Convinced Obama NK Was Behind Sony Hack · · Score: 1

    See Subject.

  18. Arduino Microcontroller? on Wireless Keylogger Masquerades as USB Phone Charger · · Score: 1

    Arduino Microcontroller? Is that kind of like an Atmel one? Or one of the clones?

  19. Rare? on Rare Recalled NES Game Stadium Events On Ebay For $99,000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Rare? They were my favourite Nintendo game developer!

  20. Re:Great news for early adopters on Wireless Charging Standards Groups Agree To Merge · · Score: 1

    Which is why you never adopt early. I mean, what is this... amateur hour?!

  21. I knew she was wrong. on Being Colder May Be Good For Your Health · · Score: 1

    I knew mum was wrong when she told me to go easy on the air conditioning.

  22. Saviour on Did North Korea Really Attack Sony? · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it was someone trying to save us all from crappy movies!

  23. Location Location Location on Minecraft Creator Notch's $70 Million Mansion Recreated In Minecraft · · Score: 1

    Looks like he was mostly paying for location.

  24. Facebook has search? on Facebook Drops Bing Search Results · · Score: 1

    Facebook has search? Wait... is that for searching your posts for info, or is it like a Google search engine?

  25. Fraud Bots? on Fraud Bots Cost Advertisers $6 Billion · · Score: 1

    Are "fraud bots" a bit like "click bots", but sounding slightly more illegal?