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  1. The spoon is not a spoon on Has Google Redefined Beta? · · Score: 1

    That is all.

  2. Lies ... Lies and Trickery!!! on US Responsible For the Majority of Cyber Attacks · · Score: 1

    That was it, nothing more. Move along people!

  3. Re:This is actually quite educational on Judge Munley is So Out of My Top 8 · · Score: 1

    Fine, please post your first and last name, so I can create a myspace/facebook account under your name, post some crap about how you like to abuse ponies (with pictures), and then send that to your boss, your family, your friends, etc etc etc.

    Hence why I modded you with a TROLL point.

    This is why I will NEVER have a facebook/myspace account.

  4. Outside security. on Microsoft Innovates Tent Data Centers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    PHB: Well we just put up all of our servers outside. And it looks great! Say, what is that truck doing? Why is it driving so fast through all the security points... omg !

  5. Old School Warhammer on Mythic Launches Warhammer Online · · Score: 1

    I remember playing Warhammer back in the 80's. I still have all of the figurines for my Chaos Dwarf Army. If you look at my book collection, a LOT of it is from the Black Library (Warhammer Fantasy and 40k).

    I am so going to go out tonight and pick this up. I am pretty burned out on Warcraft, because of the innane amount of grinding, daily quest and wipefests in BT. I play an alliance pally in WOW, and even thought I like the class, I HATE the omg I could be a healer/dps/tank, and therefore I need gear for all three specs, because my guild needs me as a healer/tank/dps. And oh boy, Wrath of the Lich King does not look that appealing to me, because it is more of the same "rush to max lvl so you don't get left behind for raids etc..."

    So yeah, going to buy it tonight and play it this weekend. And yes I am going to play Destruction !

    Oh and read Years of Yarncraft over at Sluggy.com Pete nailed WOW.

  6. My version of the Manual on YouTube Bans Terrorist Training Videos · · Score: 1

    Terrorist Training Manual

    Step 1. Step in front of a Cement Truck moving at high speeds.

  7. Re:Silly people on One In Five Employers Scan Applicants' Web Lives · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes there is logic.

    People are dumbassess. And they think it is cool to show their friends what a dumbass they are.

    Hence which is why I will NEVER sign up for myspace or facebook. Unlike most of today's generation, I do not feel the need to post my entire life up on the web. If I need to send pictures to friends, I email them.

    Putting you life out on the web will come to haunt you. The only time that it does not is if you are a ' clean cut white bread never swears drinks smokes' type of person. And really that just makes you boring as hell :D

  8. Re:Importing on SPORE Released 5 Days Early In Australia · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Holy crap on wheat toast ! $82 for a game ?????

    pass.

  9. Danger ? on Mozilla Labs' "Ubiquity" Helps Automate Web Interactions · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So correct me if I am wrong, but could the Black hats write something that could hijack this? Suddenly I am seeing bogus emails going out to my credit card companies, etc..

  10. Worse Pun Ever on NASA Installing Shocks On Ares · · Score: 0

    Epic Fail !

    Demotes Taco to cptntaco

  11. I don't understand? on "War On Terror" Board Game Confiscated In UK · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why would you wear a dessert on your head? I mean I can see it if the game was like "Spin the bottle" or something of that ilk...

  12. War-ism on The Low-End Approach To Wireless Hacking · · Score: -1

    Playing Warcraft on the WarCart while listening to WarPigs.

  13. to Quote Nelson.. on Scrabulous Returns To Facebook, As Wordscraper · · Score: 1

    Ha Ha !

    Seriously, if your app of the game sucks and theirs doesn't, just pony up the money and buy their company.

  14. Robotics on Apple After Jobs · · Score: -1

    I mean if they can make the lifelike sextoys, why cant they make a lifelike Jobs.

    It seem to be pretty easy to program.

    "I am right, you are not"

  15. Finally, a device that cools the private bits. on Next Generation CPU Refrigerators · · Score: -1

    Cause let me tell you, I have hot bits after using a laptop for a while :D

  16. White House Spam Filter on White House Refused To Open Unwelcome EPA E-Mail · · Score: -1

    **** White House Spam Filter****

    IF TO: = *.EPA.gov MOVETO Trash

    **** End Rules ******

  17. Re:Not a thief on Confessions of a Wi-Fi Thief · · Score: -1

    So if your front door is open to your house, I can jut walk in, sit on your couch, eat you food and watch tv?

    WORD ! I will be right over.

  18. Penatrate THIS ! on FCC Revises Broadband Penetration Metrics · · Score: -1

    Imagine which finger I am holding up.

    MOD AWAY !

  19. Re:Bullshit - Illidan down on China Says It Lacks Skills To Hack US Systems · · Score: -1

    Private Server !

  20. What am I missing ? on Storm and the Future of Social Engineering · · Score: -1

    What I don't understand is this.

    You should be able to trace it all back right ? virtual papertrail and all ?

    Send Bruno and Vito over to break some kneecaps.

    Or am I missing something here.

  21. I go with the Engineer myself on Apple Expected to Demo Leopard Successor Next Week · · Score: -1

    Never could get the trick of blowing up a leopard with demo.

    Oh wait...

  22. X-Men 2 on TVA Security Lapses Could Endanger US Health, Economy · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    'OMG The Dam is breaking'

    Run Away Run Away !!!

  23. What a Lathi is... on Google Assists In Arrest Of Indian Man · · Score: -1

    From Wikipedia.

    "Lathi (Devanagari: ) is an ancient armed martial art of India. It also refers to the weapon used in this martial art. The word lathi, in Hindi, means cane. A lathi is basically a 6 to 8 foot long cane tipped with a metal blunt. It is used by swinging it back and forth like a sword. The metal blunt is an optional part for a lathi. It is the Indian Police's most used crowd control device. When referring to the weapon itself, a lathi could be considered the world's oldest weapon."

    So basically he got his ass beat by a cane... probably made of bamboo....

    Gotta love the justice system in other contries.

  24. How fast will a hack appear for this ? on Microsoft Acknowledges NBC's Wish is Its Command · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Seriously folks, I give it a couple of days at least, if not hours. Nothing horks of people more than this type of "By Your Command".

    In fact I would be surprised that the hack is already out there. Just too much of a slacker to search for it.

  25. Mutiple monitor wall kinda like at BestBuy on What To Do With Old Laptops? · · Score: -1

    Strip the monitors out, and hang em up on the wall. Volia !