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What To Do With Old Laptops?

An anonymous reader writes "I've recently acquired a few old P2/P3 laptops. Most either work properly but are slow, or have various problems with power supplies and/or batteries. Attempting to sell them would probably earn less than the cost of shipping, so that's out of the question. I was hoping the Slashdot crowd could give me some ideas on what to do with these old computers. As somebody who already has ~10 computers lying around the house there is certainly no need for an additional computer to 'experiment' with, so I was hoping for some more creative suggestions."

620 comments

  1. Bonfire by wiredog · · Score: 4, Funny

    A gallon of gasoline and a match.

    1. Re:Bonfire by Davemania · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not with the current gas price

    2. Re:Bonfire by Smidge207 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Naw, you need Cat D6, 3rd gear forward, rabbit mode and lower the blade.... ^_^

      =Smidge=

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    3. Re:Bonfire by getto+man+d · · Score: 5, Funny

      1.siphon 2.neighbors car 3.bonfire

    4. Re:Bonfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just misrepresent them on e-bay and pawn them off on some unsuspecting sucker :)

    5. Re:Bonfire by name*censored* · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey! So you're the one who sold me that "brand new core 2 duo 3 gb ram 250gb hdd 15.4" acer"!

      Slashdot admins, I demand you ban this "Anonymous Coward" fellow's account. He's been nothing but trouble from day 1!

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    6. Re:Bonfire by Z00L00K · · Score: 5, Interesting
      An environmental disaster to burn them with gasoline...

      But why not build an image wall placing them side by side and play something using X-Windows.

      Just install Linux with X11 on each and you have a multi-screen solution!

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    7. Re:Bonfire by xSauronx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      no gun: trebuchet.

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    8. Re:Bonfire by jgunchy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hehe, having run over stuff with a D9, I can attest to how much fun this is. (FYI everybody, D6 and D9 are models of Caterpillar crawlers)

    9. Re:Bonfire by Hojima · · Score: 5, Informative

      I know you were trying to be funny, but it's quite sad that these things are taken for granted and put to waste. Please visit the following link for what I think to be the best use of your laptops: http://www.laptopgiving.org/en/index.php

    10. Re:Bonfire by bennomatic · · Score: 4, Funny

      4. ???
      5. Profit!

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    11. Re:Bonfire by 42sd · · Score: 1

      Nah.. forget about gasoline. Laptop hunt

    12. Re:Bonfire by Smidge204 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Hey wow, someone decided to be my ill-gotten doppelganger! I feel so relevant now... or maybe I need a dose of Pepto-Bismol.

      If your posting history is any indication, I should thank you in advance for not sullying my reputation.

      The Original Smidge TwoZeroFour - Often irritated, never duplicated! Accept no substitutes!
      =Smidge=

    13. Re:Bonfire by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you're going to go, go big. 797 all the way.

    14. Re:Bonfire by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      Meh. I've just been playing with a Liebherr 996.
      I'll tap you on the roof as you go past.

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    15. Re:Bonfire by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny
      Fun for you and another guaranteed Slashdot mention!

      Even better, install Puppy Linux and a countdown screensaver, boot it up in an airport or other public place, then walk away.

      Not only will you get the laptop demolished for free, you might even make it to the real news!

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    16. Re:Bonfire by fuego451 · · Score: 1

      At 230100 lb, a D11T would be even better.

    17. Re:Bonfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, forget the bonfire.

    18. Re:Bonfire by fuego451 · · Score: 2, Informative

      As far as I know, OLPC doesn't take used laptops for their program. They only take monetary donations for new XO's. Have you found differing information?

    19. Re:Bonfire by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      Naw, you need Cat D6, 3rd gear forward, rabbit mode and lower the blade.... ^_^

      To tell tales out of school, my design prof., who was working for this company a long time ago, told us that when the company finished a part of a project, it took their electronic gear out into the field and flattened them with a bulldozer, to prevent industrial espionage. A lot of the destroyed equipment was new and in those days had no nonvolatile storage anyways. Is this paranoia widespread at all? Makes you wonder how companies can overcharge so much as to afford the wanton destruction.

      I wonder if tracked vehicles would be required to mount a Macbook Air.

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    20. Re:Bonfire by Clete2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How about turning them into a Folding @ Home farm?

    21. Re:Bonfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      4. ??? == Marshmellow

    22. Re:Bonfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1.siphon 2.neighbors car 3.bonfire 4.profit!

      There. Fixed that for you. :)

    23. Re:Bonfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "To tell tales out of school, my design prof., who was working for this company a long time ago, told us that when the company finished a part of a project, it took their electronic gear out into the field and flattened them with a bulldozer, to prevent industrial espionage."

      So, it was the design of the equipment itself, not data contents, that was at risk.

      You should see what they do to automobile prototypes when they are finished...

    24. Re:Bonfire by mohammadkhan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      give to needy schools

    25. Re:Bonfire by amias · · Score: 2

      4. you tube video

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    26. Re:Bonfire by evanbd · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just be glad it wasn't a bobcat.

    27. Re:Bonfire by Basje · · Score: 1

      what'sthe siphon?

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    28. Re:Bonfire by chill · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Is this a subtle joke, or are you serious (and wrong)?

      The OLPC doesn't accept used laptops for donations. They're wanting $$ to purchase the XO unit and donate it abroad. This has nothing to do with old laptops in your possession that you want to get rid of responsibly.

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    29. Re:Bonfire by vtcodger · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you have tried to siphon gas from an American car in the past 30 years, you'd know that there are baffles in the fill pipe and tank that make inserting a siphon hose next to impossible. You need to either get access to the fuel tank by removing the in tank fuel pump (not too hard on many cars) or you need to disconnect a fuel line and probably activate the in tank fuel pump.

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    30. Re:Bonfire by lorenlal · · Score: 1

      The best part will be extra flavor. If you sniff it enough, it might end up being a magic marshmallow.

    31. Re:Bonfire by Hojima · · Score: 5, Informative

      My bad. I googled it and clicked the wrong link. I can't find the exact site, but techsoup has a list of people to donate it to: http://www.techsoup.org/resources/index.cfm?action=resource.view_summary&resourcelist_id=144&style=recycle&set=products

    32. Re:Bonfire by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      I like your attitude.

      Honestly, if anybody wants to give away a laptop, web camera, or digital camera, and lives in the Metro Vancouver area, then give it to me, because I need those things.

    33. Re:Bonfire by Descalzo · · Score: 1

      Except that (as far as I know) there is no evidence whatsoever linking increased funding to increased student achievement.

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    34. Re:Bonfire by fuego451 · · Score: 1

      Great link there and just what I was looking for. Found a donation center right in town that will see that my old computers get to needy kids. Thank you!

      rob

    35. Re:Bonfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you were trying to be funny, but it's quite sad that these things are taken for granted and put to waste. Please visit the following link for what I think to be the best use of your laptops:
      http://www.laptopgiving.org/en/index.php No way Im donating one of those now... why spread the Windows misery to the poor unwashed masses.
    36. Re:Bonfire by linuxpyro · · Score: 1

      That's actually not a bad idea. He could use Distributed Multihead.

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    37. Re:Bonfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I love the OLPC project, your link is unhelpful in this case since they don't deal with used laptops. When they talk about donating laptops, they are talking of XOs exclusively.

      Used laptops can be donated here: http://www.computerswithcauses.org/Laptop-donations.htm But not if it's over 5 years old (as his P2/3s certainly are).

    38. Re:Bonfire by realisticradical · · Score: 1

      Oooh, I've always wanted to go to prison.

    39. Re:Bonfire by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      I have tried to siphon gas in this manner from a 1970s car. I did succeed in getting so out of it that the fuel was no longer needed since I was clearly unfit to drive so went back to bed and observed the strange things flying of the ceiling. Gasoline vapour make you hallucinate quite vividly from what I remember.

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    40. Re:Bonfire by griffjon · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Uh... send them to OLPC? They have their own laptop hardware that they're promoting, now with Windows installed -- they're not refurbing old laptops. For that, you might look at http://www.worldcomputerexchange.org/donate_equipment

      (But they only accept P3 systems)

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    41. Re:Bonfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about turning them into a Folding @ Home farm? The Watt/folding at home unit would be horrendous - the amount of power that he would use running one F@H unit would probably run a 100 or maybe a 1000 on a new computer.

      LetterRip
    42. Re:Bonfire by Ryuichi · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I think you got the information on the page you linked to wrong. They want you to donate money (which they say to use to buy laptops), not old hardware. OLPC isn't about recylcling.

    43. Re:Bonfire by Clete2 · · Score: 1

      Good insight. That was something I didn't think about. :-/ True. You could just get a new PC and get the same "horsepower" out of it that all of them combined would -- and use a lot less electricity. It would be a good house warmer in the winter. :P

    44. Re:Bonfire by Miseph · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're kidding, right?

      My girlfriend, both of my parents, and the majority of my extended family are all teachers, so I think I have it on good authority that the correlation ratio between well-funded schools and highly achieving students is approaching one. There are some definite confounding variables in there, such as good administrators (which are easier to get with a higher budget, by the way) and parental involvement (incidentally, the most involved parents also tend to be the most educated and wealthiest, and make sure that their children are in better funded schools through both donations and municipal property taxes), but that doesn't mean funding has any less of an effect.

      For example, my girlfriend is finishing her student teaching this semester and is looking for a job teaching art in the fall. She's taught at 2 different schools, one was in a small semi-rural town with fairly high family incomes and property taxes that is surrounded by colleges (including 2 of the Seven Sister schools), the other in a medium-sized city (4th largest in the state, but we don't have many large cities) with very low family incomes and junk-bond status. The former was "underfunded" and they could only run two ceramics classes each term for a student population of about 500 7th-12th graders, the latter wouldn't reimburse my girlfriend $2 for Styrofoam trays we bought from a grocery store so she could do an improvised printmaking unit because the students were getting sick of drawing on newsprint every day and those were the only supplies readily available in a school of a bit under 2000 7th and 8th graders. Guess which school has higher achieving students? Guess which spends more per student?

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    45. Re:Bonfire by 1karmik1 · · Score: 1

      [Envy speaking] lucky ass :P [/Envy]

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    46. Re:Bonfire by nthcolumnist · · Score: 1

      meh, i tried this once; took some aged boxen from work cleaned off sensitive data installed linux and educational games, squid, etc. Didn't want to know - just wanted higher spec and Microtard Windoze.

    47. Re:Bonfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alright, highly off-topic, and -- whoosh! -- there goes the joke flying right over my head, etc, etc, but ...

      I'm getting really annoyed by the misuse of the assignment (=) and the test-of-equality (==) signs in a forum where people should know better. In this case, it should have been the assignment operator -- we don't want to know if ??? equals Marshmellow, we want to assign ??? the value of Marshmellow.

      *grumble*

      *gets walking stick to chase youngsters off his lawn*

    48. Re:Bonfire by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend, both of my parents, and the majority of my extended family are all teachers, so I think I have it on good authority that the correlation ratio between well-funded schools and highly achieving students is approaching one.

      Good authority, and unbiased, objective analysis to boot!

      I kid, I kid...

    49. Re:Bonfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, my girlfriend
      Ok, you lost me there.
      No one on slashdot has a girlfriend. This is fake.
    50. Re:Bonfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How about turning them into a Folding @ Home farm?" > Go with BOINC. F@H is too specific. There's an Artificial Intelligence project http://www.intelligencerealm.com/aisystem/system.php.

    51. Re:Bonfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesome man.......reminds me of Diehard part 2

    52. Re:Bonfire by mgblst · · Score: 1

      4. Switch off heating
      5. Profit

    53. Re:Bonfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laptop catapult!

    54. Re:Bonfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A common misconception.

      No one on slashdot has a girlfriend that isn't at least 50 pounds overweight.

    55. Re:Bonfire by Descalzo · · Score: 1

      I teach too, and I've looked into this a bit. I would say that parental involvement is the most influential factor.

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    56. Re:Bonfire by canuck57 · · Score: 1

      I know you were trying to be funny, but it's quite sad that these things are taken for granted and put to waste. Please visit the following link for what I think to be the best use of your laptops: http://www.laptopgiving.org/en/index.php

      I chose something similar.

      Loaded Ubuntu, made everything work just right and gave them to a local shelter as ready to go network browsers. They were happy, no shipping charges and helps my community.

    57. Re:Bonfire by griffjon · · Score: 1

      How is that redundant? The parent is spreading false and useless information.

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    58. Re:Bonfire by QMO · · Score: 1

      The Star Ledger (a big NJ paper) prints the school expenditures per student for a lot of NJ every year.

      If you ever get ahold of some of those issues, you'll notice that some of the best-rated schools in the COUNTRY, by pretty much every measure (Millburn, for example), spend way way less per student than the very very bad schools in Newark.

      I agree with Descalzo that the difference in the two schools you're comparing is probably mostly due to the kids' parents.

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  2. Digital picture frame? by littleghoti · · Score: 3, Informative

    Seems fairly common, but should be easy enough.

    1. Re:Digital picture frame? by montyzooooma · · Score: 4, Informative
    2. Re:Digital picture frame? by ehrichweiss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not so easy. Video inputs are required(and not standard on machines that slow) and some LCD's don't work that easily due to the length of ribbon cables, etc., and you won't discover it until after you've disassembled them.

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    3. Re:Digital picture frame? by shbazjinkens · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've been thinking I'll use old laptops as slideshow displays (explanations) for science projects at Maker Faire. Better than lugging around desktops. Only problem is the prices seem to be either inflated or so low no one will sell them because the shipping exceeds the cost..

      Not sure that this applies to you or not, but if you're a member of any organizations that do public exhibitions it's worth looking into.

    4. Re:Digital picture frame? by bluelip · · Score: 3, Interesting

      the picture frame would be a nice toy. I wouldn't want to do more than one though.

      Have you thought about donating them to your local ARES/RACES group? Old laptop can sometimes mean they use less power. this is ideal when the laptop is being used as a terminal to a Packet TNC.

      The groups are volunteers so they welcome equipment donations. Contact your county EOC to find out who's in charge.

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    5. Re:Digital picture frame? by stupidflanders · · Score: 0, Redundant
    6. Re:Digital picture frame? by mopower70 · · Score: 1

      I've been giving them out as gifts for about 5 years now. All of them are still running as far as I know. Takes me about 2 days to build a nice oak frame and casing for the system, and another day to assemble and test. I use LFS, each card has wireless, and an SMB share to upload pictures and music. I usually make about four or five a year.

    7. Re:Digital picture frame? by sherms · · Score: 1

      If it fails as a projector, don't worry. In a year or so, just take it to Antique Road Show..

  3. Picture Frame by NexusTw1n · · Score: 4, Informative
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    1. Re:Picture Frame by getto+man+d · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Agreed. Also, if they can support wireless why not 'network' your music? Setup a media server and allow the laptops access, so you can play whatever music you have wherever you want in the house - assuming you have enough speakers and the soundcards are somewhat bearable.

    2. Re:Picture Frame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I've done several of those. You need almost nothing hardware-wise to run a good one. You can dump the hard drive and put in a CF card IDE adapter and have it all be solid state. I've used a couple well known wifi PCMCIA cards to get really fancy.

      JF

    3. Re:Picture Frame by VeNoM0619 · · Score: 1

      While running a distributed computing project like BOINC (SETI@home, rosetta@home, FOLDIT@home, etc.).

      That way you can feel like you are contributing it to something while you are wasting electricity. Not to mention how cool would it be saying: my picture frame is currently curing cancer.

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    4. Re:Picture Frame by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You could meet the needs of a small library by throwing a wireless card into each of them, then pick up one new desktop machine and set the laptops up as thin clients.

      Find some small computer shop and get them to donate the desktop machine in exchange for a plaque on the wall at the library (cheap advertising and tax deductible donation for them), set it up over a weekend, and claim the cost of the laptops and your time as a charitable donation when you do your own taxes.

      Or, of course, you could make a bunch of ugly digital picture frames that consume way too much electricity.

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    5. Re:Picture Frame by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, but these old computers get pretty low cpu cycles per watt. I remember running Folding on my old P2, and it would take days to finish a job.

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    6. Re:Picture Frame by Daengbo · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm going to promote GeexBox. It uses almost no resources, is light on the hard disk, and can use uPnP with ushare on the server to share music and videos.

    7. Re:Picture Frame by cob666 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Generally, in the US you cannot claim time as a charitable contribution.

      http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/p526.pdf

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    8. Re:Picture Frame by thanatos_x · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm glad someone thought that the picture frame idea was somewhat lacking.

      Unfortunately (or fortunately) we've gotten to the point where technology, even free, is completely obsolete in 10-15 years. In a few years the cost of maintaining those systems as well as the extra electricity will probably make them more costly than a replacement. Still, if it's a few more good years, that's not bad.

      What should be focused on more is safe disposal of computer equipment. We are very fast approaching the point of PC saturation. Almost everyone has a PC that wants one (in industrialized nations) and new models are very cheap. Very few people want the hassle of a PC after it's been handed down twice. (assume 5-7 years old.) Past that it's almost useless; the price, performance, size and features almost always win out for "buy new". You're going to likely be looking at 40+ million old PC/laptops disposed each year in the US alone, excluding businesses. (5 year lifespan, 2 in 3 people with a computer.)

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    9. Re:Picture Frame by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Does SETI@home have a linux version that is attractive as the Windows screensaver one?

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    10. Re:Picture Frame by jon3k · · Score: 1

      You can't even take the $250 no-recipt deduction anymore. They're really starting to crack down on that stuff.

    11. Re:Picture Frame by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Take a look at Ebay.

      People pay some impressive prices for old notebooks and for parts machines. There ARE folks who have a use for them, so either sell them or donate them to the Salvation Army. Usable computers are promptly gobbled up at every thrift shop I've seen. PII and III machines are in demand, because with a reload they are good enough for many users.

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    12. Re:Picture Frame by linhares · · Score: 1

      Can his wife claim she hired him and use that money as a charitable contrib?

    13. Re:Picture Frame by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember that you could run it in a GUI mode, yes.

      Been awhile, though. These days, I prefer to let most of my computers save power.

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    14. Re:Picture Frame by Hatta · · Score: 1

      We're also reaching feature saturation. For most peoples purposes a 1-2ghz machine is plenty, more than enough really. So while it's true that 2nd or 3rd hand notebooks are pretty much worthless and will be disposed of, people are going to be keeping their computers for much longer and not disposing of so many.

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    15. Re:Picture Frame by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      Great, so being paid for my time shouldn't count as income.

    16. Re:Picture Frame by overtly_demure · · Score: 1
      For most peoples purposes a 1-2ghz machine is plenty, more than enough really

      I understand your point, but I believe you are mistaken. "Feature saturation" will never occur. Ever. Hardware, software, and whatever comes next will relentlessly get bigger, more complex, more versatile, and encompass ever greater scope of activity. Today's laptops/desktops/software/etc may superficially resemble their ilk 5, 10, maybe even 20 years down the road, but the activities they are used for will not. Does a brand-new laptop and people's use of it resemble the use of a 1981 IBM PC? What will be the analogous device in 2030 or 2040?

      That is why we should be enormously worried about intelligently dealing with the vast wave of e-waste that comes from the inevitable obsolescence of all kinds of computing devices.

    17. Re:Picture Frame by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "There ARE folks who have a use for them, so either sell them or donate them to the Salvation Army. Usable computers are promptly gobbled up at every thrift shop I've seen. PII and III machines are in demand, because with a reload they are good enough for many users."

      It is true. I'd say about 90% of the time I throw out an old computer, or monitor, I put them on the top of the trash can where they can be seen. Most of the time, in the night...someone comes by and takes it off my hands before the trash men come to pick up the garbage....

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    18. Re:Picture Frame by pla · · Score: 1

      Generally, in the US you cannot claim time as a charitable contribution.

      "Time", no... But you can claim "in-kind" contributions.

      So you never, ever donate your time, you donate a fixed-fee service instead. And get a receipt.

    19. Re:Picture Frame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let those computers die with dignity, for Christ's sake!

    20. Re:Picture Frame by j-beda · · Score: 1

      I think that only works if you also record the fee as income - basically you are taking the cash they paid you for your service and donating it back to them. I think this to to prevent abuses where someone "donates" clearly unreasonable values purely for a "fake" donation deduction. Thus for most cases it is essentially a wash - your income is increased by the same amount that your donation decreases it. However, since business income is subject to a lot more possible deductions, including some that are do not carry over from year to year, there may be advantages to actually structuring it that way.

  4. CURB ALERT by Stewie241 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    at craigslist.org? Offer the whole lot for a small charge (or not so small charge - I would think you could get at least $50 for a P3 laptop, if not more).

    1. Re:CURB ALERT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do you think this bloke got all those laptops?

    2. Re:CURB ALERT by aywwts4 · · Score: 1

      I sold my old Dell 256 meg P3 laptop for 250 dollars on craigslist, just a few months ago.
      There was a Lot of interest, I got over twenty replies to my listing.

      Don't underestimate what people are willing to pay for an old laptop.

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    3. Re:CURB ALERT by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

      Indeed... lots of good parts in there, if they work (mostly) - displays, hard drives, motherboards, etc etc.

  5. I'd taken an old P2 200... by HaloZero · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...I'd taken an old P2 200, flipped the screen around, threw a wireless card in it, and made a digital picture frame for my grandmother for Mother's Day two years ago. Been meaning to revisit that project. Another option is just as a heads-up display. I've got an old Compaq Presario hanging off my wall which does nothing but shell outputs of the status of my network, as well as a buffer for the latest SNMP traps. It blinks in big red text if anything goes particularly sideways (fatal trap). Took a fair bit of scripting, but it was fun.

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    1. Re:I'd taken an old P2 200... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2, Informative

      What about the 'trons?
      Some of that older stuff draws a not-insignificant amount of current, no? Nice gadget, but if it adds $5/month to the electric bill to just turn it on and fuggedaboudit, that adds up.

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    2. Re:I'd taken an old P2 200... by masdog · · Score: 1

      Cool idea. I would love to do something like this at work using OpenNMS and a flat panel display.

  6. GIve it away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Find poor people and give it away.

    1. Re:GIve it away by crimsun · · Score: 4, Informative

      It doesn't need to be "poor people" necessarily. Sanitising and http://www.freecycle.org/ are good starts. Granted, I presume the poster didn't get them from CL or FC...

    2. Re:GIve it away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Another option is donating it to FREE GEEK, http://freegeek.org/, a 501(c)(3) not for profit community organization in Portland, OR.
      They recycle used technology to provide computers, education, internet access and job skills training to those in need in exchange for community service.

    3. Re:GIve it away by mrbooze · · Score: 1

      I second the suggestion of checking out FreeGeek. There are a few other chapters around in addition to the main one in Oregon.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Geek#Locations

    4. Re:GIve it away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you wish to give away your hardware or software, a good site to go to is http://www.techsoup.org/index.cfm. The direct link to their hardware donation section is: http://www.techsoup.org/resources/index.cfm?action=resource.view_summary&resourcelist_id=144&style=recycle&set=products

    5. Re:GIve it away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is similar to my suggestion.

      should you have a craigslist, there is a "free" section. there were dozens of peeps looking for old and not-so-old gear.

      one guy even wanted my old SCSI cables.

      wellwishes,
      =todd

  7. Kids by mrbcs · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I bought 5 thinkpads for about $50 and paid about $50 for shipping. Turned all into poor mans xo? laptops. They use less power and space than a desktop, play all my kids Jump Start programs and are easily portable.

    Fix em up if you can and give em to a kids. I'm sure you could get at least a couple goin out of the pile, no?

    I've put win2k on them and they seem to be fine for this purpose.

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    1. Re:Kids by LehiNephi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you have a less-fortunate family member or friend, it's also a good use. My sister, for example, is using a Tecra 8100 with a (I think) 500MHz P3. It does everything she might need it to do: internet browsing, email, and word processing. I recently fixed it up for her (broken hinge, OS reinstall, recelled the battery) so now it's better than new! And no cost to her, either.

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    2. Re:Kids by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was going to suggest the same. Hell, he can send me 4 of them if he'd like, I'll pay shipping. My nephews would love them.

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    3. Re:Kids by AceJohnny · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Turned all into poor mans xo laptops. That is so ironic, considering the goal of the XO laptop...
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    4. Re:Kids by alx5000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or install MAME or some other emulator and Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo, you got yourself a console.

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    5. Re:Kids by twistedsymphony · · Score: 4, Informative

      Cheap laptops are great to use as... cheap laptops!

      I've got a few old Thinkpads (P2/P3 processors) ubuntu+firefox+wifi card and leave them sitting on the coffee table in my living room, the coffee table in my home theater room, the work bench in my garage, etc.

      Watching TV and need to think of where else you know that actor? Hop online and check IMDB.

      Playing a game and need a strategy guide for that boss you're having trouble with? Hop online and check gamefaqs.

      Working on your car and need to look up a part number? Hop online and google it.

      Cooking something and want to lookup a recipe? Hop online and google it.

      They slide easily under a couch and a single power lead is easy enough to manage, not to mention you can quickly check email/banking or other online crap when you think of it instead of putting it off until you happen to be sitting back at your desk.

      some of the old think pads also have IR ports and you can get software to make it into an Uber Remote for your home theater setup too.

      If you're looking for something more creative then just another computer but less generic than a picture frame... P2s are powerful enough to run some older MAME games. Buy a cabinet template online, make a trip to home depot and build yourself a cocktail cabinet that plays all the old favorites from the 70s and 80s. You could probably get it done for less than $100 in materials.

    6. Re:Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a great idea. I suggest taking the ones that are slow (I assume with Windows on them) but are in working order, install Damn Small Linux or VectorLinux or some other OS that runs well on older hardware, then donate them to a school in a poor area or to a poor family you know about. I do this with desktop PCs frequently (machines which would otherwise end up in the garbage), but I don't see why it couldn't be done with at least some of those laptops.

    7. Re:Kids by Bazman · · Score: 2, Funny

      So your biggest expense on these was... Win2k!??

    8. Re:Kids by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      Put a low resource version of Linux on it and have it boot up Stella right away.

      Tell your kids, "THIS was what we used as Gameboys when I was a kid".

      I've always wanted a portable 2600.

    9. Re:Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also had an under $50 (bought it on Ebay, that included all the shipping costs) Thinkpad that worked great for years. You have to be old-school tech savvy if you're going to go this route.

    10. Re:Kids by mdm-adph · · Score: 1

      Original goal. At least he's putting Windows on them, just like they started doing to XO's recently. :(

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    11. Re:Kids by 18hrs · · Score: 1
      You've got the right idea. But oddly enough it is hard to find the kids who are really in need. Someone mentioned in another post taking the laptops to teachers in schools, but that isn't always practical. The bottom line is that there's some work (or value add) needed between the laptop sitting on your shelf and being ready to use by a kid, the biggest part being finding the kid.

      I think there are groups/organizations already in place that could do the "kid finding" (for example Dave Egger's tutoring centers). They just need another group to pair with them that will handle the receiving and processing of the donated laptops and clean and linux them up. After which they can go directly to a child that really needs it. I imagine this could be done in a distributed fashion with volunteers all over.

      Maybe this a candidate for another TED prize.

    12. Re:Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Good luck on the $100 bit. I'd say you will pay that for the joysticks and buttons alone. The material will probalby run you another $100 after you add up the lumber, screws, glue, molding, bits, etc. Probably ~$25 for the plexi and around $50 for the usb style keyboard hack. If you're lucky you might get it done for $500. Not to say it wouldn't be worth it, I just don't want you to be misled.

    13. Re:Kids by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That is so ironic, considering the goal of the XO laptop...

      he said poor man, not living in abject poverty man.

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    14. Re:Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      XO laptops are cheap given requirements of Panasonic Toughbook resilience and state-of-the-art energy efficiency. Once those requirements are waived, one can attain similar CPU performance for much cheaper by buying second-hand.

    15. Re:Kids by cciRRus · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if you have tried this but on my Pentium 3 700MHz laptop with 384MB of RAM, I could hardly play emulated games using MAME or ZSNES. I've tried doing so in Windows XP as well as a stripped down Ubuntu system.

      Well, no harm trying though...

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    16. Re:Kids by Jonathan · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if you have tried this but on my Pentium 3 700MHz laptop with 384MB of RAM, I could hardly play emulated games using MAME or ZSNES. I've tried doing so in Windows XP as well as a stripped down Ubuntu system.

      I have no idea what games you were trying to play, but 700 Mhz is fine for emulation of all the classics -- pac-man, galaga, space invaders, donkey kong, etc. Remember that MAME got started in 1997, when 266 Mhz machines were the norm.

    17. Re:Kids by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

      Good luck on the $100 bit. I'd say you will pay that for the joysticks and buttons alone. The material will probalby run you another $100 after you add up the lumber, screws, glue, molding, bits, etc. Probably ~$25 for the plexi and around $50 for the usb style keyboard hack. If you're lucky you might get it done for $500. Not to say it wouldn't be worth it, I just don't want you to be misled.
      I got my estimate of 100 because I've done it for 100, this does of course does assume that you have at least SOME of the materials lying around. You can get joysticks and buttons for about $25 off of eBay, spend another ~$35 in lumber (a single piece of plywood will do it). I had an old window that I cut the glass to shape instead of using plexi, you probably have a keyboard laying around and metal pc chassis that you can cut up for brackets. you can buy molding for about $15 online or just sand the edges smooth. figure you'd spend another $20 on the templates...

      really, it's not all that expensive.
  8. Virus Farm by Davemania · · Score: 5, Funny

    Create a virtual virus zoo.

    1. Re:Virus Farm by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      Ha! That's awesome. You get my humor seal of approval this morning.

      -l

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    2. Re:Virus Farm by mbeware · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obligatory : http://xkcd.com/350/

    3. Re:Virus Farm by thanatos_x · · Score: 1, Redundant

      http://xkcd.com/350/

      It's difficult to have an idea that doesn't relate somehow to xkcd, particularly on slashdot.

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    4. Re:Virus Farm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Create a virtual virus zoo. I've already got one. I've got a machine running Win 95. It's not so much as a zoo as how many rats can you cram in a shoe box.
  9. So I understand you correctly . . . . by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Funny

    the real question you're asking is Will it blend?

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    1. Re:So I understand you correctly . . . . by rah1420 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't believe I'm losing mod points by answering this, but I only have a one word answer for you -

      Vita-Mixer.

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    2. Re:So I understand you correctly . . . . by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      If I am going to spend 500 dollars on a blender, it had better blend iPods and glow sticks!

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    3. Re:So I understand you correctly . . . . by SpzToid · · Score: 1

      As an owner of a nearly 20-year old "Vita Mix Total Nutrition Center", I can attest to this machine's quality, and power. It has a half unit of horsepower, and spins its permanently sharp nickel blade at 36,000 RPM. But I never said it was quiet.

      Broccoli, celery, ice, etc. have met their match. And it makes fruit ice cream smoothies too.

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    4. Re:So I understand you correctly . . . . by rah1420 · · Score: 1

      You're not a true VitaMixer owner unless you've done the 2x4 trick. :)

      For the uninitiated, early ads (not seen recent ones) claim that it will pulp a 2X4. And, by God, mine did.

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  10. Donate by libertynow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Donate to a charity - there are many developing 3rd world countries that I am sure would love to get their hands on something like that.

    1. Re:Donate by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Probably not. They are old, don't run new software and as the poster said they had some powersupply and battery problems.
      My guess is many charities have more junk PCs than they know what to do with.

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    2. Re:Donate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will be saving the world from extra power consumption as they'd be using a PC with a CRT monitor alternatively!

    3. Re:Donate by hjf · · Score: 2, Informative

      these sell at $200 - $300 in my country. so yes, many charities and NGOs will be very happy to get them.

    4. Re:Donate by Braedley · · Score: 1

      I was going to suggest either your local food bank or salvation army. Any other charity would be appropriate as well. Most places just need a computer that can run a word processor and surf the web.

    5. Re:Donate by mnmn · · Score: 1

      I would agree. There's little else you can do to machines like these other than donate them en masse, with the OS installed and ready, with no password, to third world schools.

      Make sure you notify them when you send 110V laptops to 220V power supply countries.

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    6. Re:Donate by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Donations centers around here won't take a computer that is more than 4 years old. And the school donations a few years ago wouldn't take anything less than a P-III, I have no idea what their cut-off is now.

      You would be surprised how abundant used >1Ghz working laptops and desktops are, there is an excess of supply and not much demand. The only ones that will take them as donations put them in a crate and ship them to poor countries overseas and even they have standards.

      The amount of hours a that has to be invested repairing a 300MHz pentium quickly exceeds its value. Even if you donate your time the economics are that it would be better for you to repair PCs with more value because they are generally in better shape, easier to fix and are more valuable.

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    7. Re:Donate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful with those Export Controls!

    8. Re:Donate by GIS.thrills · · Score: 1

      third world countries are already inundated with our tech waste. most likely the laptops will end up being burned by children inside of a used tire for the precious metals. always make sure your used tech is not destined for the third world before you drop it at the recyclers.

    9. Re:Donate by Cedric+Tsui · · Score: 1

      My sister works in development.

      Ironically, most people in 3rd world countries who want computers want new ones. Just like us, they want the latest and the greatest.

      She said every poor farmer has the newest coolest and best cell phone. Far more expensive than hers. They cost the farmers a year or two of income, but it's their status symbol.

    10. Re:Donate by linhares · · Score: 1

      not really true

    11. Re:Donate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah so it will help them in phishing

    12. Re:Donate by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I had an old Thinkpad P III that was given to me from a family member in Canada last year, and I was very happy with it even though it only held 15 mins of charge (and it died 6 months later :( ). I live in Uruguay, South America.

      It ran Windows XP decently (I'm using a P III with XP RIGHT NOW for some office software tasks ), could play some older games, view pictures, and of course surf the Internet. That's pretty much what 80% of the computer users over here want to do.

      Uruguay's commited to buying tens of thousands of OLPC laptops though, so you should send it somewhere else (or just ship it to me :P )

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    13. Re:Donate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somalia would be suitable - They are low on power and people there need access to e-mail - Give them away to some Somalians and they will find their way :-)

    14. Re:Donate by Cedric+Tsui · · Score: 1

      So. If you care to disagree with me.

      I currently have a sample space of 1. The people of Zambia. Can you do better?

    15. Re:Donate by linhares · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm Brazilian from Rio and all have contact will all sorts of people here; from billionaires to people who can't read even numbers on a bill. By what I've seen around, _most_ people will prefer having _anything_ rather than nothing. The behavior that you point out, however, does also exist. It is only confined to a minority. A particularly striking example is Carnaval, in which (very poor) people might save money for a year in order to afford entry and a high-profile fantasy going around 2000 bucks (USD). That's of course a lot for poor people in a middle income country such as Brazil.

    16. Re:Donate by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      I tried that with a p3 550mhz desktop two years ago. No one would take it. Worse yet, they wanted $25 to recycle it. The system was rather loud so my family didn't want it.

    17. Re:Donate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They won't take them. I know, I tried. All of the groups I contacted said the same thing... For the cost to ship them in they can buy an equivalent machine in country. To ship one laptop to Africa by the cheapest method costs about $50. It sounded like it would have been worth it to me but they all refused to accept anything below a P4 (this was 2 years ago).

      Then there was the whole export issue. It turns out that it is illegal to ship computers to most 3rd world countries because of export laws.

    18. Re:Donate by p.gogarty · · Score: 1

      This would be a good place to start looking for charities to donate your equipment to. Remember that there is a lot of money in bulk recycling non working IT equipment. I recently donated a whole bunch of non working computers to a charity near me (in Cambridge England - sorry). They told me that the only thing they can't strip down and recycle for profit are keyboards

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    19. Re:Donate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a while I was a big fan of doing this with "older-but-still-usable" Technology.

      The problem then is that something goes wrong (because of the age of the machine, or whatever), and someones actually become dependant on said piece of technology - what then?
      The systems and resources arent as readily available in these places to deal with or fix the issues...

      The OLPC-esque approach is marginally better because it would then generate these sorts of services / resources simply because of their nature.

    20. Re:Donate by PCMaulTim · · Score: 1

      I thought that as well, but figure most people will remove the drives first, paying for replacement drives and cost of shipping would probably cost more in the long run. There's other creative ways as listed above. Especially if the laptops have serial ports, I still get people asking me for laptops with serial ports on them, not always easy to find.

  11. It has to be said... by Azaril · · Score: 1, Redundant

    My karmas gonna take a hit but... How about a beowulf cluster?

    1. Re:It has to be said... by seededfury · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      why not come up with an original joke? that way you won't be so worried about taking a hit...

    2. Re:It has to be said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this was said in jest, but if you have any interest in distributed computing or data center management it gives you an interesting opportunity to play around with a 10 computer cluster that isn't loud, hot, power intensive or space intensive. I'm sure they can all run Linux :)

    3. Re:It has to be said... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I was going to say that too... No you won't be getting any supercomputer records but it would be fun. And all combined you may have some apps that run fairly good. Heck if you install it with a beowulf cluster already installed you may get more money from it.

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    4. Re:It has to be said... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I don't think that was a joke...

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    5. Re:It has to be said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's funny about this?

  12. I dare you... by linuxpyro · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...To try to get Vista running on one of them.

    Then again setting yourself on fire would probably be a much more pleasant experience.

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    1. Re:I dare you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Won't the two ideas end up in the same way?

    2. Re:I dare you... by boyko.at.netqos · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...To try to get Vista running on one of them.

      Then again setting yourself on fire would probably be a much more pleasant experience. Not with these gas prices.
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    3. Re:I dare you... by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      You can try this.

    4. Re:I dare you... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I've actually installed Vista on a P3-750 laptop. It didn't have a DVD drive, so I had to install Windows 2000, then install Vista with a USB DVD drive running at USB1 speeds. It actually ran better than I expected, and was usuable as a web browsing machine with Firefox though it took ages to boot up. Sleep/hiberate worked perfectly. It probably was most limited by it's slow harddrive more than anything else.

    5. Re:I dare you... by PCMaulTim · · Score: 1

      Think of the day you could spend in the office doing nothing. "Waiting for Vista to finishing installing on my laptop, Boss"

  13. Puppy Linux! by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.puppylinux.org/

    Runs great on older systems. Just the thing to breathe new life into those old lappies.

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    1. Re:Puppy Linux! by Sfing_ter · · Score: 1

      Antix, a low end mepis distro :D

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    2. Re:Puppy Linux! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quit feeding the trolls.

    3. Re:Puppy Linux! by gowen · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm posting this on a Tecra 8000 366MHz PII/128MB, running Vector Linux. It's happily running Opera 9 and mplayer is playing the cricket commentary while I'm doing the washing up. YouTube sorta works, although it can be a bit choppy.

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    4. Re:Puppy Linux! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.puppylinux.org/

      Runs great on older systems. Just the thing to breathe new life into those old lappies. And then do what with them exactly?

      FTS:

      As somebody who already has ~10 computers lying around the house there is certainly no need for an additional computer to 'experiment' with, so I was hoping for some more creative suggestions. Sorry. Try again.

    5. Re:Puppy Linux! by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      I'm in a similar situation to the poster: I have an old Latitude LM with 24MB of memory. I've looked at puppylinux a bit, but what I want is a system that doesn't have any graphical interface -- just a console/shell. I could hack inittab to have it come up in runlevel 3, but what I'd rather do is find a distro that will let me install what I want, meaning no windows managers or support stuff to save space. (I'm going to use it and several other old laptops for remote data acquisition.) Which is a long way of asking: does your experience with puppylinux indicate that it'd be easy to get a console-only install on a machine that can only boot from floppy or hard drive? (I can make a boot floppy that installs CDROM drivers, install that, and then swap in the CDROM and get the rest of the stuff from it, and I suppose I'll have to do that, but I really don't know the ins and outs of that, either.)

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    6. Re:Puppy Linux! by smchris · · Score: 1

      "And then do what with them exactly?"

      Anything except YouTube and OpenGL games? I put Xubuntu on a 400 mhz K6-III with half a gig last year. Boots slowly, programs load slowly, but you would be surprised at the passable performance for office work. And it's fine for streaming _audio_. YouTube doesn't stutter but it's about 2 frames/second with the 16 meg X2 AGP.

      Admittedly, with the merging of entertainment and browsing, that's a qualification but you know in your heart grandma will be challenged enough figuring out email and basic browsing.

    7. Re:Puppy Linux! by barry_the_bogan · · Score: 1

      debian should have exactly what you are looking for, the netinst has just enough on the cd to install a console, then you can add whatever else you want with apt. link

    8. Re:Puppy Linux! by MilesAttacca · · Score: 1

      Might I also suggest Zenwalk Linux? Originally Slackware-based, uses Xfce, package management system (netpkg) isn't *too* hard to get used to. Runs pretty quickly on my PIII/500MHz ThinkPad with 320MB RAM. (I used to run Damn Small on a PII/300MHz/96MB, which wasn't that bad, either, since it used Fluxbox.)

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    9. Re:Puppy Linux! by kephunk · · Score: 1

      I reckon ttylinux could be what you're after. It has no X Windows, boots in no time, is super-small (it uses 8MB of disk space) and barely needs any RAM (5MB according to the website for a hard disk install).

    10. Re:Puppy Linux! by xshader · · Score: 1

      try a greasemonkey script like HQTube that replaces the flash player with mozilla-mplayer or any other player that can play flv files directly.

      http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/24999

    11. Re:Puppy Linux! by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      That looks really good. Thank you.

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  14. PS2 and PS3? by CommieSmurf · · Score: 0

    You have multiple PS2s and PS3s? Use them to host your own video game console LAN Party of course.

    1. Re:PS2 and PS3? by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      And you can install Linux on them too. Insert Beowulf cluster joke here--->

  15. Office space style by kc2keo · · Score: 1

    I'll deal with it office space style :-)

  16. basic services by ArcherB · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I use old laptops for things like serving up web pages, running an FTP site, portable web-cam host, print server, file server, repeater, router or whatever other services where a power efficient, portable computer can be used. If you have it set up to run a single service or two, then performance is not going to be that big of an issue.

    For a web server, for example. I install a low-overhead Linux distro with Apache, ssh and maybe vnc and copy my www directory to it. BAM! Web server! It uses less power than any of my PC's, and it allows me to reboot my "real" machine without taking the web page down.

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    1. Re:basic services by nbert · · Score: 1

      One could also build a distcc farm, however, I doubt it will be faster or more energy efficient than compiling everything on a C2D. And first of all you'll net lots of stuff to compile, so you'll 'have' to switch to Gentoo. Sounds like I found a solution to problem I just created.

    2. Re:basic services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I install a low-overhead Linux distro with Apache, ssh and maybe vnc and copy my www directory to it. s/Apache/lighttpd

      That would probably be a much happier experience for a P2 laptop.
    3. Re:basic services by pablomme · · Score: 2, Insightful

      where a power efficient, portable computer can be used How power-efficient are these old laptops really? For a start, they don't do frequency scaling like newer processors do. For example, my Core 2 Duo goes from 1.66 GHz all the way down to 100MHz when idle. That should save quite a bit of power by itself. And other components are probably better thought out now than they were then (power-wise at least).
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    4. Re:basic services by ip_vjl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have an old laptop that I use as a remote SSH gateway for my home network when I'm away.

      Even with the low specs (Pentium 133, 144Mb ram, 1.5Gb HDD) it handles the task nicely. It just boots up into CLI and starts the SSH service. I have it set to check my external IP address at startup and email me (in case my address has changed - I know, I could do the DynDNS thing.)

      I can proxy Firefox through it in the event I need to test something from another network, I also connect it to my NAS and mount the shares to a local mount point so that I can SCP to/from my NAS (which doesn't support SCP) from anywhere by going through the gateway.

      I hooked it up through the Kill-A-Watt, and it doesn't use much electricity at all when I turn off the display. I've thought about replacing the drive with CF, but the cost of the card and CF-IDE bridge outweigh the cost of running it with the HDD - especially when I may not use it for weeks at a time when I don't need it.

      It can also run a bittorrent client so that it's easier to leave a system going full time, but the internal disk space is limited, so it either needs to save over the network or plug in an external drive.

    5. Re:basic services by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      where a power efficient, portable computer can be used How power-efficient are these old laptops really? For a start, they don't do frequency scaling like newer processors do. For example, my Core 2 Duo goes from 1.66 GHz all the way down to 100MHz when idle. That should save quite a bit of power by itself. And other components are probably better thought out now than they were then (power-wise at least). I think you are missing a zero in there. My Core2Duo scales from 1.6GHz down to 1.0GHz. A 266MHz processor uses less power than a 1000MHz processor. Also, a notebook HDD is going to use less power than a desktop HDD, not counting spin downs (which your desktop will also do). For that matter, nearly every component in that notebook, while outdated, is designed for power efficiency much more so than a desktop PC.

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    6. Re:basic services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use the LapTop for a house or building status handler. Put Temp., Humidity, Pressure, contact, moisture sensors all over the place and monitor them from the web. Doors, Windows, hallways, refrigerators, freezers, bathrooms, boiler rooms, utility rooms, garage, attic, cellar, pool, gates anywhere something might go wrong.

    7. Re:basic services by pablomme · · Score: 1

      I think you are missing a zero in there. No, I really mean 100MHz (a hundred megahertz). I was referring to the Core 2 Duo Mobile T5500 in my laptop (clearly I should have mentioned this) which can do 1.66GHz, 100MHz and six other speeds in between.

      A 266MHz processor uses less power than a 1000MHz processor I think that depends on the processor. The thermal design power (TDP) of a P2 Mobile at 266MHz is 9.8-10.3W. The Core 2 Duo U7500 runs at 1.06GHz and has a TDP of 10W as well (being dual-core and all). How these Intel-provided numbers get on with reality, I don't know, but it would seem to me that the U7500 would give you a lot more peak performance than the P2, and better power savings off-peak.

      A better-founded example is a test carried out by our computer officer a couple of years ago. He took an EV6.7 (a 1999 Alpha at 667MHz) and a Pentium 4 (2.8GHz), made them run Mathematica full-on and measured the power they drew. The Alpha used quite a bit more than the P4. The Alpha also used a lot more power when idle (twice as much IIRC).
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    8. Re:basic services by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I dunno, the original post says he already has 10 computers. I'm pretty sure all his web serving needs are taken care of.

    9. Re:basic services by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      It's true that modern processors do have many more power saving features built in. I'm just thinking that my old P75 didn't even need a fan. My next machine was an AMD K6@300 and it did, although nothing like what is needed on the modern C2D or Opteron. This is why I'm thinking that modern, high performing chips use more power; they produce more heat!

      Although I've never tested my theory, just compared the noise level.

      Also, you are probably correct if you are comparing a modern notebook to an older one. It's very likely that the modern notebook would use less power than the old clunker. However, I was comparing old notebooks to modern desktops with constantly running case fans and hard drives and so on such.

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    10. Re:basic services by phulegart · · Score: 1

      How power efficient are these old laptops? When you compare these OLD laptops to your NEW laptop, you are missing the point entirely. If you mean to compare these to yours, what happens if you come across one of these older ones that uses less juice than your current laptop? Are you going to dump that Core 2 Duo in favor of that IBM ThinkPad with the P166 chip? Because that IBM Thinkpad with the P166 chip only runs on 60 watts. Does YOURS consume that little juice? If you don't know, look at your power supply, and examine the voltage and amperage output. Multiply them. Now you know how many Watts of juice your laptop consumes, regardless of a processor that scales up or down.

      As to efficiency... let's put it another way. If you are surfing the web on youe core 2 duo rig, consuming 120 watts of juice with your efficient scaling processor speed, doesn't it occur to you that you could see the same pages, read the same emails, etc... with an older, less efficient laptop that only consumes 60 watts of juice? Your super efficient unit will use more electricity and cost more to operate than the older 60 watt Thinkpad.

      The P4 3.3ghz Toshiba I'm using at the moment demands 120 watts... and running with any less will cause the unit to heat up faster and shut down due to being throttled. Older units generate less heat as well. Older units won't have to come with warning stickers that tell you to avoid using the laptop in your lap due to the possibility of being burned (like mine does). Older laptops are less likely to require a Chill Pad. Older laptops are less likely to have two fans that require regular cleaning (like more modern units). Now, is anyone suggesting that one of these older units replace your nice, fast Core 2 duo unit permanently? Hell no. The suggestions are that laptops like these make great thin terminals that provide internet access where you want the access.

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    11. Re:basic services by pablomme · · Score: 1

      Because that IBM Thinkpad with the P166 chip only runs on 60 watts. Does YOURS consume that little juice? No. My processor has a TDP of 34W, and the entire laptop takes up to 65W from the adapter. Notice that when idle, with the speed scaled down, it uses much less than the TDP, probably far less than the 14.5W of the P166.

      If you are surfing the web on youe core 2 duo rig, consuming 120 watts of juice The point is that when the processor speed is scaled down, the power usage goes down as well. By quite a bit, well below what older laptops use when idle.

      The P4 3.3ghz Toshiba I'm using at the moment demands 120 watts... and running with any less will cause the unit to heat up faster and shut down due to being throttled "Demands 120 watts"... peak! How do you force your computer to "run with less"? How can using less power result in faster heat-up? Throttling slows down your processor to allow it to cool down, it shouldn't "shut it down". Your OS may shut it down, but that is regardless of throttling.

      Older laptops are less likely to have two fans that require regular cleaning (like more modern units) Laptop manufacturers realized a while ago that it is far better to place the opening for the cooling system on the side of the case, so that it gathers less dust than if on top. My laptop is a year old, it has one fan, and last time I opened it (a month ago), it was spotless.

      Now, is anyone suggesting that one of these older units replace your nice, fast Core 2 duo unit permanently? That'd be silly. My Core 2 Duo is more powerful and uses less energy :-)

      Note that my point wasn't that old laptops should not be re-used, or that they are not low-power. I was just questioning the implicit assumption that old laptops are more power-efficient than modern ones, which they aren't most of the time.
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    12. Re:basic services by TClevenger · · Score: 1
      I run a Latitude C610 (PM 1.2GHz), which, when idle with the disk spinning and screen off, draws 13 watts. This is about half a watt more than what it replaced, a Tecra 8100 (PM 866MHz I believe?), which fluctuated between 12 and 13 watts when idle. Even when scaled down, I imagine a dual core processor uses more than that when idle.

      I don't know of any desktops that come near that unless they're also running laptop components.

    13. Re:basic services by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      A 266MHz processor uses less power than a 1000MHz processor.

      O RLY?

      Pentium II (Klamath), 266 MHz, 38.6 W

      Pentium III (FC-PGA), 1000 MHz, 26.1 W

      To be fair there's a Pentium II Mobile @ 266 MHz and 9.8 W. So sometimes you're right, and sometimes you're wrong. Some laptops are made with non-mobile processors (mostly older ones) and they suck power.

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  17. folding@home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    folding@home

    Laptops consume way less power than desktops for the same amount of processing. So it's a very efficient way of doing batch proccesses.

  18. Send them to me. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Send them to me. I'll find a use for them. Hell, I'll pay your shipping.

    1. Re:Send them to me. by jcgf · · Score: 1

      Damn, I was going to say that but you beat me to it. If you don't want them all, I am also willing to pay for shipping.

    2. Re:Send them to me. by Setherghd · · Score: 1

      I had the same idea. I could get a tremendous amount of educational use out of one.

      I'll pay shipping and them some!

      I'd like to know how you came across so many.

    3. Re:Send them to me. by McFortner · · Score: 1

      Send one or two to me. I can always use a project computer. Divorces do nasty things with your project money....

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  19. DONATE then by Artie_Effim · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:DONATE then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "As one of the leading Computer Donation charity..."

      Hopefully they handle donations better than grammar.

    2. Re:DONATE then by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      At least in my state, they only accept Pentium 4 and above.

    3. Re:DONATE then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note that this is a "faith-based" charity. You get the (minimal) tax deduction, and organized religion gets the credit!

    4. Re:DONATE then by TekJannsen · · Score: 1

      Parent is absolutely correct. Many of us have surplus computers that we have no real need for while much of the developing world has never seen this kind of technology. Antique machines by our standards are still light years ahead of what's available to them. A family friend is putting together a project to send old PCs (laptops, desktops, whatever's available) to rural villages in the Philippines, where they barely have basic educational materials. A few antiquated laptops would make a huge benefit to the community.

    5. Re:DONATE then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here, do this:
      http://www.computerswithcauses.org/ They only accept P4 & above.
  20. If they are Dell laptops by OzPeter · · Score: 2, Informative
    Then Dell offers a free recyling program.

    If not Dell, but they are a major manufacturer then try contacing them to see if they also recycle.

    I know this is not a creative use, but whats the point of having old hardware lying around if it they have "various problems with power supplies and/or batteries"

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    1. Re:If they are Dell laptops by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Apple will collect and recycle one laptop (or other computer) of any brand or model for every new computer you buy from them. So that's an option, if he's got friends who are going to buy Macs in the near (or not so near) future.

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    2. Re:If they are Dell laptops by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Actually, Dell will recycle computers from other companies fairly cheaply, too.

    3. Re:If they are Dell laptops by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Maybe the market is different where the original poster comes from, but I can assure you that here in the St. Louis area - a working PIII class laptop (even with a non-functional battery) is easily worth a good $50-75, and can be sold in a matter of hours if you post it on Craigslist.

      I just made a quick $90 selling an old Thinkpad PIII 900Mhz (with worn out battery and crashed hard drive) and a working Dell PIII 500Mhz Inspiron 7500 (but it's a big, heavy and slow brick of a computer!). Neither of these even had wi-fi built in.

      I find that when you start talking notebook computer and "under $100" in the same sentence, people come out of the woodwork, interested in at least knowing more about it. You don't want to waste money on shipping, so that's why you sell these things locally. But just about EVERY time I ever had contractors over to do any kind of work on my house, at least one of them asks me if I ever sell any cheap, used laptops (after they see all my computer stuff lying around).

    4. Re:If they are Dell laptops by apt142 · · Score: 1

      Goodwills have a deal with Dell to recycle just about any computer hardware you bring them. No restrictions that I know of. And Goodwills are everywhere. As a bonus they'll make a little money on the stuff that's still good enough to resell.

  21. Give 'em away? by bsDaemon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Since OLPC seems to be voiding its own warranty, after a manner of speaking, why not stick an older Linux distro on them, like RH 7 or so, and give 'em away to some local kids who are into sci/tech but maybe don't have a lot of money?

    I'm sure that relevant teachers at the local high school or something might be able to hook you up with the right kind of kids, and you maybe could get a tax deduction out of it, even if they required a tad bit of work on the power supplies or batteries I'm sure you'd still come out ahead, even if only morally.

    1. Re:Give 'em away? by Charles+Roth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't forget charter schools, if they exist in your area. They're almost always underfunded. I taught 9-year-olds "KidBasic" using Win98 boxes, and they had a blast!

    2. Re:Give 'em away? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even better, go to your local print/copy shop, print a couple of programming and linux tutorials you got free online (legal if you want) for cheap, install a distro a la slackware and give it to local tech-interested kids, sure they will be happy with that.

    3. Re:Give 'em away? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with the "older" linux idea. You can still get ISOs of older distros. I have been using linux since 98. It served my needs back then, so why not now? Email, web browser, word processor, mp3 player was all I needed. Not much has changed except window dressing.

    4. Re:Give 'em away? by JohnConnor · · Score: 1

      I find that older Linux distributions - or anything no longer supported for that matter - is not a good idea unless you are SURE that the laptop won't be networked.. You're giving someone a laptop full of know security holes.

      I have Ubuntu LTS (the previous one, not 8.04, but too lazy to check what it is) running on a P1 150MHz with 48MB RAM. Sure I had to trim the kernel a bit but it runs spectacularly. I used it for several years as a samba printer server.

    5. Re:Give 'em away? by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      Well, an older distro or a smaller modern one.

      the old box-sets of Red Hat used to include that "Applications" CD which had all kinds of great stuff on it. I think it used to come with VariCAD (which is otherwise like $100 for a student license) and other stuff like that.

      if he has stuff like that around, then why not? The kids will learn a lot and be able to do more than go "gee whiz, neeto!" especially when there is no way in hell he's going to get compiz to run on those things.

    6. Re:Give 'em away? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RH 7 is ancient and would be a huge security risk. You could just put a current distro like Puppy or Damn Small on it, which wouldn't be such a big security risk

    7. Re:Give 'em away? by archieaa · · Score: 1

      I think this is the right idea but, I wouldn't use an old distro. Installing old distros on laptops is tricky at best. Wireless networking is even more so. What I would do instead is load them with one of the current batch of light weight distributions. Three that come to mind are Antix, Puppy, and Xubuntu. I've used both Puppy 3.01 and Xubuntu on an old IBM 600e with excellent results. Xubuntu picked up my lynksys wpc11 wireless card with no problem. Puppy was a little trickier but there are some excellent howtos out there. The maxchine is a P2 400 MHZ with 256 Megs ram. The big thing seem to get the ram up to 128 Megs or more. That and avoid using Gnome or KDE for your GUI.

    8. Re:Give 'em away? by Richard+W.M.+Jones · · Score: 1

      give 'em away to some local kids who are into sci/tech but maybe don't have a lot of money?

      Been there, done that, wasn't pleasant.

      A friend of mine who is a poor single mum gave me a couple of laptops which were beyond obsolete: 32MB & 64 MB RAM, Pentium few hundred MHz.

      I spent some (of my own) money upgrading the RAM and put Xubuntu on them, and they were fine for basic web browsing, provided you didn't try to open too many Firefox windows at the same time. I gave one back to her.

      A few weeks pass ...

      She buys a brand new inkjet Winprinter and Photoshop. (Not so poor eh?) And asked her friend to install it for her. Her friend phoned me after trying several times to run the printer driver SETUP.EXE which wasn't working.

      I had to tell her that she should have asked me about the printer first, that the laptops were basically bin material, no it's not Windows, no it doesn't run Photoshop, etc. It didn't go down too well.

      Rich.

    9. Re:Give 'em away? by JohnConnor · · Score: 1

      That's basically my point. A small modern distribution a la xubuntu or tiny linux is a way safer toy than an old distribution. It's also going to be more rewarding for them because the bundled applications will be more polished are likely to work better on a modern distribution than on a 10 years old one.

  22. Install Linux and give away on freecycle.org by dajozz · · Score: 5, Informative

    There are many folks that would really benefit from a computer with an productivity suite and Internet capabilities. Install linux and open office then give away on freecycle.org. Caveat that there is no support available.

    1. Re:Install Linux and give away on freecycle.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is support, just tell them which forum to sign up with.

    2. Re:Install Linux and give away on freecycle.org by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      Agreed, there are people who will take ANYTHING on freecycle

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    3. Re:Install Linux and give away on freecycle.org by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      I'd love to promote Linux in this fashion also, but there's a problem. People will just grab it, flush Linux, install pirated Windows and manage to somehow get $100 each from Craigslist or eBay.

      When I give stuff away to someone who "needs" it, and I make it suitable for such need, I feel betrayed if the item was immediately re-purposed.

      I know, I gave it away, so I should stop complaining. Well, had I known something else would happen with it right away, I'd have waited to give it to someone else who really did need it as it was originally intended.

      Kind of like this example:

      I was feeling a bit generous one day (had a little extra windfall money). Someone on the street, who I see most every day near work, asks passerbys for money for food all the time. I've seen this person for months, but since I don't carry cash, I never talked to the person.

      One day, I had a $5 bill in my pocket and decided to give it to him. Later that day, when I was walking downtown for lunch, here he was opening a new pack of cigarettes. It was my decision to give him the money, but I was torqued about someone needing food so bad (possibly) buying cigarettes instead. I made a comment as I was walking by, "Don't eat too fast now."

    4. Re:Install Linux and give away on freecycle.org by ddrichardson · · Score: 1

      "Don't eat too fast now."

      With respect, the guy has no fucking house so he might as well have a smoke while he ponders where to shelter tonight. Don't get me wrong I appreciate your generosity but if you care that much about being altruistic then it wouldn't matter what the hell the recipient did with the money.

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    5. Re:Install Linux and give away on freecycle.org by dajozz · · Score: 1

      People will just grab it, flush Linux, install pirated Windows and manage to somehow get $100 each Freecycle.org does not allow users to resell, and as difficult as it sounds, they do occasionally find people that re-sell and then ban the from freecycle. Yes, we can go on into excruciating detail about how difficult it would be to ban someone from freecycle, but alas, don't let a few bad apples spoil the joy of providing a tool to a needy family/individual.
    6. Re:Install Linux and give away on freecycle.org by linhares · · Score: 1

      Thomas Schelling got a nobel prize for saying that in a fancy way. Schelling's "Choice and Consequence". Best of luck in all your future endeavors.

  23. Donate them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about trying to get them to work the best you can, install a light Ubuntu and a bunch of apps (Open Office, Gimp, etc) and give them away for district school?
    There could be some people that may get good use of them.

  24. Freecycle by shic · · Score: 2, Informative
  25. PC Load Letter? by EmGooser · · Score: 0, Redundant

    You could go office space on their synthetic asses. Baseball Bat, throw in a dash of anger issues and you got a party :). PC Load Letter THAT!

  26. Let me get this out of the way by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1

    No, you can't re-use the screens as monitors for your desktop PC. At least not in an effective way, ie it will cost you far less in time and aggravation to simply buy a new LCD monitor. They are quite reasonably priced.

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    1. Re:Let me get this out of the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you can't re-use the screens as monitors for your desktop PC
      X server?
    2. Re:Let me get this out of the way by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Hm I guess I'm too much of a hardware guy. You'd be surprised how often people ask if they can just rip out the LCD and use it on a desktop machine. They ask "how different from DVI can it be?" I say "in every way", and they usually don't believe me.

      About a month later I ask how the project is going and they just say either 1) They bought a monitor, or 2) Admit it's a tough problem!

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  27. Use them by masdog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I realize that you have already have a number of computers to play around with, but why not use these? Even if they are old and slow, they will still run Linux (or Windows 2000/XP/2003 if you prefer, just not as well). It will also save you a little on your monthly power bill.

    Or you could ship a good one to me. I'll give it a very good home.

    1. Re:Use them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you explain how using more computers will save him on his power bill? Also, as I understand, many of the newer laptops are much more efficient than older ones.

    2. Re:Use them by Broken+Toys · · Score: 1

      Easy.

      One of the computers is dedicated to re-routing the electric bills to his next door neighbor.

    3. Re:Use them by masdog · · Score: 1

      What I mean is that he could replace some of his home machines with the laptops. Have a desktop serving up webpages and emails, acting as an FTP server, or handling DHCP and DNS? Need a media center front-end for an SD TV? Replace it with a laptop.

      The only thing a laptop probably couldn't do better than an old desktop is serve up files.

      Although newer laptops are more efficient than older laptops, older laptops are more efficient than many desktops.

  28. Low-power server? by stokes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I use a Kurobox (266MHz PowerPC w/ 128MB RAM) running TorrentFlux as a Bittorrent server; it functions remarkably well. I'm sure those laptops are at least as powerful as that.

    1. Re:Low-power server? by Fengpost · · Score: 1

      Not only use it as a BT server, I also use it to look for alien signals, by running the SETI@home at the same time.

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    2. Re:Low-power server? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

    3. Re:Low-power server? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use a Kurobox (266MHz PowerPC w/ 128MB RAM) running TorrentFlux as a Bittorrent server I thought BT was a p2p protocol? i.e. it's serverless... What exactly is a "BT server"?
  29. Configure it as a router by Tangamandapiano · · Score: 1

    Power consumption isn't so high as in a Desktop PC, and you can put some firmware inside it with much more functionality that you would get from those cheap routers around.

    1. Re:Configure it as a router by Fast+Thick+Pants · · Score: 1

      I just did this (router/firewall/wireless AP) with an old Toshiba with a busted screen, and it worked great. Here's a not-bad page that describes something similar using Ubuntu, but it takes a little additional digging to get the encryption working.

      (Lack of USB2.0 for the shared external hard drive is a pain though; probably getting a new DD-WRT compatible box soon.)

  30. Thin clients by simong · · Score: 1

    Set one up as an LTSP server, and run the others as thin clients. Not for any reason, just because you can.

    1. Re:Thin clients by breun · · Score: 2, Informative

      I setup an LTSP setup a year ago and it is brilliant. We got one powerful machine (quadcore CPU, 4 GB RAM, etc.) and plug all the old machines we can get into a gigabyte switch connected to this server. Just plug it in, make it boot from the network and you got another (fast) machine to work on. I used K12LTSP 5EL (based on CentOS 5) and it just works out of the box. http://k12ltsp.org/

    2. Re:Thin clients by jvin248 · · Score: 1

      I use even older hardware with this and it's fine! It won't be a FPS game playing system, but you can do all the regular business and internet stuff, and "tetris"-like games you want - logging in at any terminal in the house. My current server is 2.4Ghz (I've even used a 450Mhz!) with Xubuntu/Kubuntu (they are faster than Gnome/Ubuntu) and install LTSP. The clients are all P2/233Mhz (can't waste anything faster), 128MB ram, and no CD/HDD drives (use USB sticks for local saves if needed or just keep on the server) - depending on the NIC you have you may need a floppy disk to boot the ethernet card PXE into the server.

  31. Recycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a recycling company and we buy this kind of material for about 10-30 cents a pound.

  32. All of this is silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    They CAN be useful. My P2/350mhz/256 ram/ runs Debian, everything works, and goes with my while on the road. I have a wireless card, and it browses the internet, plays audio, and Galaga well. What more could you ask for? Who in the world would swipe it out of your hotel room? I leave it at the command prompt login, run no login window manager, the cleaning lady will be baffled beyond belief if she opened it to look. It is a great traveling companion. If it goes missing, no big investment either.

    And it was fun to get working! How many people get the IBM Thinkpad 600e sound working? That was a real challenge, but it is working!

  33. Shoot them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shooting them is fun. Remove the battery first..

  34. Check your facts by timeOday · · Score: 4, Informative

    I would check ebay prices (final selling prices, not mid-auction bids) because I'm surprised you don't think they'd be worth the price of shipping. My experience is that used working laptops have surprisingly high prices because many people know they just need something simple for doing schoolwork etc. I mean, look at this (then again maybe those guys are just crazy - $930!!??). Linux should run great on those laptops. P3's in particular really are not bad computers and might even have a DVD reader.

    1. Re:Check your facts by CastrTroy · · Score: 5, Informative

      I find that used laptops sell for extremely high prices, and that anybody who buys one is an idiot. You can go to walmart and get the $500 weekly special, and it will blow most used laptops out of the water, and will usually cost less. And the battery will be new. Most used laptops have a battery that's halfway to death. People assume that it must be cheaper, because it's used, but if you compare prices, you can get a pretty good laptop for really cheap. I bought an Acer 3680 for $500. Installed Mandriva. And it works great.

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      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    2. Re:Check your facts by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Informative

      I totally agree with you, but the marketplace is what it is. That's why I always resell any used laptops I come across, but I try to price them all between $50 and $99, so nobody feels too "ripped off" after the sale, when they try to hunt down that replacement battery and see what it really costs to "refurbish" one.

      One of the best deals going, currently, for a cheap notebook is the Lenovo Thinkpad R61e. Buy.com was recently blowing these out the door for $399.99 with free shipping. I've found, since then, that most of the major resellers like PC Connection, CDW and Insight have hundreds of these in stock - and will match that $399.99 price if you ask a sales rep about it. (Might not get the free shipping, but still.....)

    3. Re:Check your facts by freakmn · · Score: 1

      I think that the high price may have something to do with the insane processor that's in there. 1200 Ghz? That's a factor of 500 more than processors in brand new laptops!

      I suppose there's also the chance that it's actually a 1200 Mhz processor, and that the seller has no clue, and wouldn't know the proper value of the laptop. But what are the chances of that?

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    4. Re:Check your facts by BaldGhoti · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the Asus Eee as an option for inexpensive laptops...

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    5. Re:Check your facts by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Is it really that cheap? Sure it's kind of cheap, but nowhere close to the $200 they originally stated. Also for not much more you can get a full sized laptop with much more power. The Asus EEE is nicely priced, but it's only good as a secondary laptop, and it's still nice to have a full sized laptop in most situations.

      --

      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    6. Re:Check your facts by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I wholeheartedly agree, dell small business will sell you a vostro 1500 with 2gb ram and 160-250gb disk (Depends on the special that week) doe $650 if you just google for a savings code. I get them in the mail, because we bought one this way. core 2 duo, 1.45 GHz or something like that. Honestly with linux or even XP it's a screamer by most standards (aside from gaming) and everything but the modem has good linux support (conexant can go fuck itself sideways, linuxant is utterly useless to me and can join them. twenty bucks to be told they'd love it if I developed a patch to support my hardware. thanks, guys.)

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    7. Re:Check your facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I've found that stripping them for parts and selling each piece of it seperately makes the laptop worth a lot more... I sold an 7 year old laptop for $750, through about 30 different ebay auctions.

  35. Land Fill by bushboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dig a big hole in your yard, throw them in and cover it over again.

    It works for big business, so it should work for you too.

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    1. Re:Land Fill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't do it on your own yard you fool. You do it on some nice local park or sandbox and let the kids deal with the fallout.

    2. Re:Land Fill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For added fun, stick your head in the hole.

    3. Re:Land Fill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dig a big hole in your yard, throw them in and cover it over again.
      Junis from Afghanistan, is that you?
  36. Give it to someone less lucky than you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe someone may find a usage of this computer, think about just giving it away
    (and don t listen to morons suggesting to pollute a little more our planet by wasting gasoline and melted plastic all around...)

  37. Consoles or terminals by pyrr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Most laptops fit easily in racks, and can be used either as consoles or VNC terminals. They can basically function as the poor man's rack KVM and display & I/O tray. Another thing more relevant to the first use is that OLD laptops still mostly have real serial ports and all, whereas those are getting harder and harder to find on new laptops.

    1. Re:Consoles or terminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Another thing more relevant to the first use is that OLD laptops still mostly have real serial ports and all, whereas those are getting harder and harder to find on new laptops.

      LPT ports too, which make them ideal platform for various vehicle (car, boat) computers and robotic platform controller hobby applications.

      Another application I would use them for is making my own dial-in access/fax/print server, so that I can dial home from away using (new) laptop modem or even my smartphone GSM modem and access my home LAN, which would allow me to check mail, file server, LAN/broadband gateway and home automation host (which could be another old laptop). In fact, single old laptop could host a broadband modem (cable or ADSL), act as router, print server, dial-in, fax server, mail server and home automation host...

      All of those applications doesn't require working internal battery at all. Bt if the battery is OK, if you like and know how to tinker with electronics, those computers could be turned into nice oscilloscopes, or logic analyzers, or any instruments for that matter (MIDI sequencer, synthesizer).

      I actually envy this guy. One man's garbage is another man's treasure. Oh, well...
  38. Distributed Torrent-net by netsavior · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Autoconfig, extended range wireless adaptors, bittorrent 24x7 from every network you can get connected to; you know, for the children.

    on a more serious note, I used to work at a place where we were required to take "retired" laptops to the dumpster, somehow they ended up in the trunk of my car more often than not...
    NaNoWriMo (national novel writing month) runs a laptop loaner program, where people without regular access to a computer can borrow one for a month for free in order to write a novel. It isn't exactly charity, but self-motivated intellectual persuits need all the support they can muster in our society. Most of the laptop loaners work fine but the batteries are shot (aka most used laptops).

    I have "fixed up" (clean install with no bricking garbage on it) several and given them to family members at various times.

    I have installed one with win2k+remote desktop client and NOTHING else so I could VPN + Remote in to our wintel machines at work without having to worry about work's big brother software locking me out because I have skype installed...

    Finally, you could work on some decorative case mods, such as a Steampunk Laptop

    1. Re:Distributed Torrent-net by ddrichardson · · Score: 1

      Hmm, writing novels eh? How many laptops have you got because I happen to have a thousand monkeys and a lot of time.

      --
      A thistle is a fat salad for an ass's mouth...
  39. Sell on Ebay for parts by sricetx · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just sell them on Ebay as spare parts. The buyer can cover your shipping costs, so that's a non-issue. Depending on the model, the LCD itself is probably worth at least $50 so you will probably get plenty of bids.

    1. Re:Sell on Ebay for parts by jvin248 · · Score: 1

      No big deal on shipping - most sellers will list that separately from the sales price. If you don't want to futz with them, then: (1) post on Craigs List under Free and "Porch Pickup" and do that, (2) post on ebay with all defects (needs battery, cracked case, powers up) with $1 starting price and $15 for shipping. I ship many repaired desktop towers for $20 that have full CD/HDD/metal cases - I suspect your laptops will ship in the (newer/larger) post office priority mail box for $12.

  40. The answer is obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A beowulf cluster!!!!

  41. Myth Frontend by tomz16 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Front end for a myth box... most laptops have one or more video outputs, are quiet, small, and energy efficient!

    1. Re:Myth Frontend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could make a multimedia client system with them...
      so when you look at a film or listen to music while moving trough your house you could still view/listen to them
      several solutions:
      For video:
      vlc->streaming->vlc for viewing the content
      and telnet/http->vlc for controlling the server

      For Audio(Xmms2):
      if your wifi card is fast enough:
              you could use pulseaudio(xmms2 has a pulseaudio output plugin)
      else:
              you are stuck with http streaming which has a huge latency(sometimes >10s)(xmms2 has an ices plugin)
      in order to control it: xmms2 client

      Otherwise:
      LinuxMCE(not totally free(as in freedom) but you have the source)
      i saw the video helping you to install it...the music can really follow you if you have a special remote control...really impressive

  42. Skeet Shooting by hbean · · Score: 5, Funny

    PULL!

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    "Give someone a program, frustrate them for a day... Teach someone to program, frustrate them for a lifetime."
    1. Re:Skeet Shooting by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      ... good idea ... but ... that darn laptop ain't gonna fly that high and far ... which will cause you to perform a "Dick Cheney Special" on one of the members or your shootin' party

      --
      Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
    2. Re:Skeet Shooting by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      You forgot the first line:
      "they are my computers; I love them."

      --
      "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
    3. Re:Skeet Shooting by haeger · · Score: 1
      PULL!
      Now that's not something I'd want to hear while ski-jumping.

      .haeger

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      You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. -- Harlan Ellison
  43. mythtv-guest by sabatorg · · Score: 1

    I have a mythtv server at the house with one guest in the master bedroom. The server stores all of the content, and the guests can stream video and decode on the fly. Older laptops make perfect guests because most of them already have svideo/composite out and they are extreamly small. I have a p3 800 SFF with 512 megs of memory and a crappy video card and it plays h264 over the wire flawlessly, FF/RR no problem either.

  44. Recycling Ideas by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    1. Take the hard drives out and stick them in a USB Shell. Voila, instant backup/portable storage solution!

    2. Take the memory chips and sell them on ebay as upgrades.

    3. Rip the screens out and use them to create a Head Mounted Display in your home Virtual Reality project. (Yay for 90's thinking! ;-))

    4. Unsolder the parts and use them for home hardware projects.

    5. I'm running out of ideas. Maybe use the shell to stuff something geeky inside? Like a Commodore 64 Laptop?

    6. Last but not least, cobble the best and/or compatible parts together to create one or two functional laptops. Load an OS in development (e.g. JNode) and use it for portable Operating System development. Alternatively, use it for an educational experience by building Linux from Scratch.

    1. Re:Recycling Ideas by mr_mischief · · Score: 2, Interesting

      7. Load some obscure OS on it and do automated smoke tests for Perl or another software project that's trying to maintain portability across platforms.

      Haiku, JNode, FreeVMS, eComStation (commercial afterlife of OS/2, which runs damn snappily on a P2 or P3), ReactOS, Hurd, SkyOS, and more can always use more reports themselves, and lots of software packages would love bug reports (and even moreso -- patches!) for these OSes.

      I'll pay for shipping for anything running or that fits my needs for parts for my old laptops. The newest laptop I've got that still runs is a 386, so I'd go crazy with a P3.

  45. Take them to U.S. Customs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take them to the airport and give them to customs. The court did say that customs has to right to take them.

    1. Re:Take them to U.S. Customs by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      fill the hard drives with lol cats first, it will brighten the day of hte guy who has to sit looking through pictures all day for kiddie porn.

      Just dont get the lol cats from 4chan, cos if you accidentally get a paedobear pic in there, ur fucked.

  46. Shoot them all! by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Now's your chance to break out your favorite shotgun or rifle. Line them up and blast away. But make a video of the whole thing and post it on youtube so we can see it. Everyone likes watching things blow up.

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    This is my sig.
  47. Send them overseas! by frohro · · Score: 1

    Find a friend who is going overseas, and send them to someone in Africa or Asia whose income is so low that they will be a real blessing. This works especially well with students overseas, as they are willing to learn something new like a computer. Laptops are light relatively and so make prime candidates for this. If you don't have contacts who do this kind of thing, a good place to start is your local church, especially ones that are mission oriented. Kudos for seeking to find a way to recycle those old computers.

  48. Null modem cables? Any ideas how to start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My employer just dumped several ancient laptops, ranging from a Pentium 75 to a Pentium III. I have no troubles finding uses for them, but I am having problems trying to network the ones that do not have network cards. Most only have a floppy drive or CD drive, but not both, making it difficult to do much.

    Anyway to the point, I have tried using Windows 95's Direct Cable Connection to transfer files, but I am not sure if I have the right cables to do the job. I have tons of null modem adapters for serial and parallel ports, but I just need the right cables, I think.

    Can anyone point me in the right direction?

    I also want to transfer Windows 98 or 2000 to another laptop via these null modem cables as well, since one laptop is more than powerful enough to run either, but lacks a current OS and lacks a CD-ROM drive.

    Thanks to anyone who can help out, or even provide a good URL online.

    1. Re:Null modem cables? Any ideas how to start? by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 1

      As AKAImBatman said above, you can use the drives via USB with a simple adapter. Copy win98 directly and place back in notebook, then install.
      USB Adapter

      Jonah HEX

    2. Re:Null modem cables? Any ideas how to start? by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1
      I used to do tech support on a group of machines that only had floppy drives. Here's how I installed NT on them when I rebuilt them:

      - Copied the NT i386 CD to a machine. We'll call this the server. The i386 directory needs to be in a FAT16 partition on the machine.

      - Hooked the server to the client machine (that had no CD) with a "laplink parallel cable"

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LapLink_cable

      ...you can find these on ebay etc. Just google laplink parallel cable

      - Booted both machines into DOS 6.x, either via installed-dos or from DOS boot disks.

      - Used the DOS applications INTERLINK (on the client) and INTERSERVER (on the server) to connect them together. You can read more here:

      http://www.qsl.net/iz7ath/web/03_digital/04_pc/DCC/english/pag03_eng.html#DUE%20PC%20ENTRAMBI%20IN%20DOS

      - Used the DOS XCOPY command or the freeware XXCOPY utility to copy the i386 directory from the server to the client

      - Rebooted the client with my DOS book disk and ran setup

      Message me if you need more.

  49. Part them out... by damn_registrars · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you don't think that selling them outright would be worth your money, than tear them down to their most significant brand/model specific parts, and sell those through your favorite auction site. I've seen parts for my 5 year-old P4 laptop going for non-trivial prices.

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  50. Take them outside for a change. by RandoX · · Score: 1

    I'd treat them to a nice day at the rifle range.

    1. Re:Take them outside for a change. by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd treat them to a nice day at the rifle range. But laptops don't have fingers. I don't get it.
      --
      Spelling mistakes, grammatical errors, and stupid comments are intentional.
  51. Replace the batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Depends on the model of laptop. Some makers have good support for replacement batteries - others don't.

    Generally speaking, the Thinkpad line of laptops have replacement batteries available, if you know where to look.

    Here in Japan, I can order aftermarket batteries from an online retailer, and I recently got a new one for a Thinkpad X31, threw Ubuntu on it, updated the memory and drive - it's a fresh machine again!

  52. Donate: School or senior citizens by Ztyx · · Score: 1

    I'd either give it to a school, my grandparents who are far away or to some other senoir citizen. Installed with Linux of course.

  53. Donate to ACCRC by Megahard · · Score: 1, Informative

    We have an excellent organization in the San Francisco Bay Area http://www.accrc.org/ run by a bunch of Linux geeks that takes anything you can plug in and finds the best use for it. I've always donated in person as I live just a few miles away, but their web site has info for out-of-state donations.

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  54. Schools by maino82 · · Score: 1

    My company gives me old computers like that every now and again and I try and rehab them and donate them to schools. Most school districts will jump at the chance to get free computers and it's a good way to keep them out of the dump and put them to good use. Some of them are very responsive to putting something like Edubuntu on them, but it's extremely dependent on the IT department you're dealing with.

    1. Re:Schools by jvin248 · · Score: 1

      Very dependent on the IT department! Many schools and libraries get too many donations and don't know what to do with them all. The IT people are key. Most don't know Linux and fewer still know about LTSP to setup the easy server/client system to use the really old pc's as client terminals.

      The other problem is users come in and want to use MSOffice products, not knowing that Open Office can support MSOffice formats (somewhat back to the IT people again).

  55. Why acquire old junk? by Pope · · Score: 1

    I don't understand the point of "acquiring" them in the first place, let alone having 10 other computers lying around. Let old, useless junk lie.

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    It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
    1. Re:Why acquire old junk? by jvin248 · · Score: 1

      Some people even collect PEZ dispensers, baseball cards, old cars, vintage clothes, and whatnot.

  56. coasters by easyEmu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Use them as coasters.

    1. Re:coasters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So thats why all my laptops have coffee mug stains.....

  57. Air Force by pvt_medic · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear the air force is looking for some computers for a Bot Net

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    Score:5, Troll
    1. Re:Air Force by TheMagnetSticks · · Score: 1

      Form your own Bot Net with the computers. Rent your 'personal security' services to the State Department. DDOS innocent (foreign) websites.

  58. Free Cycle by lazy-ninja · · Score: 2, Informative

    www.freecycle.org Give them to those that want. If you are feeling nice install a nice clean XP image (if they have a sticker for it) or install Ubuntu and tweak it to run well on old hardware for them.

  59. Give them away! by consonant · · Score: 1

    What do you want them for? Give them away no strings attached to your nearest youth center, or even public school. Let them know what the assorted problems are, and let them deal with it.

    If you have the time, you could even help in refurbishing these laptops with a decent baseline Slackware (or some such) install. If not, put them in touch with someone who has the necessary werewithal.

    This is a win-win - you get rid of unused hardware cluttering up your living space, and the recipients gain access to potentially valuable learning tools. The Linux gospel spreads, people learn, and everybody is better off on the whole. There, now doesn't that give you a warm, fuzzy feeling?? :D

    1. Re:Give them away! by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Lots of publicly funded vocational/technical schools have computer repair classes. They can often use some random parts with which to teach or for the students to play on side projects.

    2. Re:Give them away! by ATL_gadget_grrl · · Score: 1

      Agree 100%. There used to be a group called Linux4Education that has since been rolled into SchoolForge. My hubby used to teach High School electronics and did computer renewal/repair with his students. They used donor machines and got them up and running with linux distros - enough to supply a couple of elementary school labs for the district. http://www.schoolforge.net/schoolforge-history

  60. Give them to seniors in Abbeyfield Houses by dixonpete · · Score: 1

    Abbeyfield is big in the UK and Canada. I'd say put Linux on them and contact a local board and see if you can get them into the hands of residents. I suggest Abbeyfield because generally their residents are clear-headed and independent. I'm sure many would be grateful for an Internet-able laptop, no matter how lowly.

  61. Some ideas by houghi · · Score: 1
    • Turn it into a cluster.
    • Disconnect the screens, place them in a new sort of case (so they don't have that much border) and turn it into a wall display.
    • Give them away to a school

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  62. Nah, thin clients. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Thin clients. Install a wifi card and mount one to the wall or cabinets in your kitchen. No battery necessary. Install LTSP or similar on a server and bammo! Instant kitchen terminal.

    1. Re:Nah, thin clients. by jvin248 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've done this with an old P2/233Mhz desktop - inside a child-lockable cabinet (inquisitive toddler in the house). I did have to modify the keyboard to fit cross-wise inside (no number pad now). However, I don't think wifi is working yet with LTSP. You could use DSL mini distro and VNC via wifi into your other server. I don't find VNC as nice to use as a well running LTSP setup.

    2. Re:Nah, thin clients. by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Nice idea! I was thinking the opposite: I've got an old mac laptop that I'm thinking of using as a DHCP server for some windows machines that drive some instruments that I don't want on the internet because of the security hassle. (Yeah yeah, I know windows can be made to be safe, but I have neither the time nor the inclination to learn how to do that, macs and linux are easier and I know how to do it already.) Apple makes this easy, I use the wifi connection to the local DHCP server, and then share the connection over the ethernet port to a hub.

      Also, I know the submitter already has plenty of tinkering computers lying around, but I have to plug my favorite old laptop shop, ifixit. The reason I like them is because they'll sell you refurbished parts for just about any apple laptop and they have great step by step instructions full of pictures to on how to replace it. I've replaced the logic board on my titanium DVI G4 and am currently working on a powerbook lombard 400 MHz that won't recognize the battery. The nice thing about the lombard is that it's built like a tank and it's got those ports on the side that you can switch modular components out of, which means you can put two batteries in instead of a battery and a CD drive and you get something like 10 hours of battery life. Not too shabby. Also, enlighenment (e17) and debian runs great on it once you turn off the dropshadow and some of the other graphics intensive stuff, and get the wireless working.

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    3. Re:Nah, thin clients. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thin clients. Install a wifi card and mount one to the wall or cabinets in your kitchen. No battery necessary. Install LTSP or similar on a server and bammo! Instant kitchen terminal. There's no X over wifi yet as a limitation of the bandwidth through access points. And why not donate it to a school running k12ltsp? Find one near you! http://www.k12ltsp.com/
    4. Re:Nah, thin clients. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thin clients. Install a wifi card and mount one to the wall or cabinets in your kitchen. No battery necessary. Install LTSP or similar on a server and bammo! Instant kitchen terminal. There's no Xorg over wifi as a limitation of the bandwidth through access points. And why not donate it to a school running k12ltsp? Find one here: http://www.k12ltsp.com/
    5. Re:Nah, thin clients. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of, what is a kitchen terminal good for anyway? Recipes?

  63. Use around the house? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Install Ubuntu, and install them around the house, you as picture frames, weather reporters, etc. Perhaps have one in the kitchen to view recipes online? Media centers?

    There are a TON of things to do.

  64. Space heaters by esocid · · Score: 1

    Oh, wait. You said P2/P3s. Oh well, you could have had a real nice heater if they were P4s.
    I'd say either try to recycle them (at a cost to you), donate them (at a small or no cost to you), use them to run some sort of distributed computing program (some sort of @home thing), for the ones that do run. Or just pull an office space and take out some aggression on them. Good luck.

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  65. Damn Small Linux by emotionus · · Score: 1

    use a small distro like Damn Small Linux, which has open office, and find someone to donate it too. Ask your local high school technology teacher.

  66. what i would do by FudRucker · · Score: 5, Funny

    i would take old laptops, install Linux on it with a bittorrent client, load it with lots of mp3 & mpeg files that make the MPAA & RIAA really angry and find a good wifi hotspot and plug the AC adapter to a spare outlet and abandon it, (be sure to wipe any fingerprints off beforehand)...

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    1. Re:what i would do by Technician · · Score: 1

      i would take old laptops, install Linux on it with a bittorrent client, load it with lots of mp3 & mpeg files that make the MPAA & RIAA really angry and find a good wifi hotspot and plug the AC adapter to a spare outlet and abandon it, (be sure to wipe any fingerprints off beforehand)...

      Even better is to do it on a school campus somewhere. (they are not targeting specific schools, but are filtering for school net blocks.) Some permit using the Internet Proxy (set up for autoproxy to test) without logging in. Wait for school to receive the letters and provide a username. Smile. Use a very large hard drive (External USB) and let the students find the open FTP port. Leave instructions to take a song, leave a song. Seed it with a few songs. It will soon fill. Place it off campus and link in with an old satelite dish. See how long it lasts.

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      The truth shall set you free!
    2. Re:what i would do by MozLoki · · Score: 1

      That's an awesome idea!

    3. Re:what i would do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Genius!

      We shall call this, warcaching.

  67. Home-brew Integrated house controls by bamwham · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Use them as control terminals (one for each room, maybe in the wall somewhere) and servers for your houses living controls: thermostat, phone, tv, music, lighting, and maybe some web-cams and other security features, to name the big ones I'd want.

  68. Donating Old Machines and Laptops by file_reaper · · Score: 1

    There is a non profit organization named reBoot in Canada that takes old machines, cleans them and donates them to various community centers and other non-profit organizations that are in need of computers. This is their website, they have a few locations across the country. It's a nice place, I did my volunteer hours there. If you have old machines that you need to get rid of, perhaps try here before igniting them or going "Office Space" on them. :P Last I checked they like it if you have a many systems of the same model, it makes it easier for them to give support for them. If you're a company that needs to get rid of a whole set of machines, I think reBoot can help. Best to call them before though. cheers, file_reaper

  69. Distributed Computing by Artuir · · Score: 1

    Sure, they're not fast machines but if you can get some form of Linux on those things and install BOINC, you're in business. I'd be running Seti@home on all of them just to piss off all the self-righteous, hypocritical folding@home think-of-the-children wankers.

  70. More avenues for putting them to good use (Philly) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in Philly, we've got Nonprofit Technology Resources that will gladly take them off your hands, fix 'em up, and give 'em for really cheap to folks who could use them.

    http://ntronline.org/

  71. Yet another donation idea... by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

    Cheap laptops are a dime a dozen, but use them to make a statement.

    Install Ubuntu or some other Linux system on them. Make sure they are configured and work. Try them out in several wifi sites like Starbucks or what ever.

    Make SURE THEY WORK!!! Make sure they surf, can get email, word process, etc.

    Make a small booklet of your configuration options and user passwords, etc. Make sure they have no personal data on them. Leave them, booklet, power supply, etc. in a public library with a note that says "Free and enjoy."

  72. how about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the wall-o-flat screens... be tons of fun to play team fortress 2 on that...

  73. Freenet nodes! by mmcuh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Install Freenet 0.7, give it a small bandwidth allotment and a huge datastore, hook it up to your router, and keep it running. You'll be helping people all over the world to communicate securely and anonymously.

    1. Re:Freenet nodes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like this idea. A very noble cause ... you'll be surprised how many people in China or the Middle East desperately need something like freenet to grow

  74. How about Craigslist? by mr_resident · · Score: 1

    I had a similar situation - years of accumulated "experimental" gear and not enough space. I posted on Craigslist, a couple of locals came, paid me and hauled it all away. No shipping costs.

  75. Fix them! by srees · · Score: 1

    I enjoy fixing laptops like that...fix 'em, install a nice linux distro on them that runs quickly on an older machine, and give them away to kids. I fixed up a P3 for my 4 yr old, she's playing with Mandriva and loving it. Heck, it'd do the job for some college kids too who don't have one and could use one for actual work (not much of a gaming rig).

  76. the "old computer" myth by scottbomb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some people seem to think that any computer older than 6 mos. is worthless. I think most people who run out and buy a brand new machine every year just to have the "latest and greatest" is a sucker. My oldest comp. is a 4 yr. old Thinkpad T30. It runs at 1.8 GHz and it works great. Yes, batteries go bad over time, but a replacement was only about $40. I don't download every MP3 on the net and I rarely play games on it. It does what I want and it does it well. I have 2 desktops, a home-made 1.7 GHz AMD and a 1.8 GHz Dell. They're about 4 years old as well and they still work great. Some will no doubt call my computers "slow" but let's get real. I'm not doing video editing. I'm not a "gamer". Therefore, they're plenty fast for what I do. Hell I've got a 486-DX (running DOS) that does some things pretty damn fast! Oh and by the way, there are certain things that ONLY 486-DX's can do. I won't get into the details here but sold in the proper venues (ham radio swap meets), they can fetch $50+.

    1. Re:the "old computer" myth by bestinshow · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I replace my main desktop every 4 years and to be honest I could have stretched that out a couple more years even when I replaced it a year ago. My iBook is 3 years old nearly, and I'll probably wait another year to replace that. Of course I have replaced or added hard drives, keyboards, mice, etc in that time, but they're small costs compared to the PC itself.

      I have an ancient 266MHz PII HP Omnibook 4100 with 192MB RAM that I really should do something with. Although I keep on doing that, every year, get it out, stick a new Linux on there (it used to have Gentoo), use it for a few hours, put it back. Might look at Damn Small Linux.

    2. Re:the "old computer" myth by Bilbo · · Score: 1

      Uh.... a PII or PIII is a LOT older than 6 months. You are probably talking in the 200/300MHz range, and some might not even be able to hold more than 256Meg RAM. That's a lowly worm in comparison to your 4 year old 1.8GHz!

      You might actually be able to use those PIII computers, if they have a decent amount of RAM, but I wouldn't even go close to the PII for anything more than a Web Browser. (I doubt you can even get OpenOffice.org to start on it.)

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    3. Re:the "old computer" myth by couchslug · · Score: 1

      DSL will run fine on that machine.

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    4. Re:the "old computer" myth by story645 · · Score: 1

      Seconding. My old laptop (R40) sometimes actually works a bit better than my new one (X41 tablet, which I actually stole from my bro 'cause I just wanted a tablet-he got a X61 out of it) 'cause I install all sorts of crazy junk on my toy, which I've had to reformat way too many times already. My mom took my old one and it works for her for everything from websurfing to telnetting into work. My brother uses an ancient HP as a media client-and sometimes it works even better than my newer custom box. It's slow, but that doesn't matter much for playing AVI's and the like. I'm actually looking for old laptops now 'cause I just want a basic linux box to play on.

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    5. Re:the "old computer" myth by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      My oldest comp. is a 4 yr. old Thinkpad T30

      My newest pc was bought/built in 2003. Your oldest machine is newer than my newest desktop. My newest laptop is an 800 Sony Vaio (1999 or 2000).

      And I haven't found anything I need to do that can't be done with these boxes. Ripping DVD's, development, the occasional Quake, etc etc.
      I'll prob get something new this year, but if your oldest is 4 yrs old...you're in the top 2%.

  77. bot net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    create your own bot net.

  78. Mame by EddydaSquige · · Score: 1

    Build a MAME out of it.

  79. Bedside e-book reader by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I found an old Powebook 3400C in the trash that still works (battery is shot), and I proped it up on it's side and use it as a bedside e-book reader. It's neat because when I fall asleep, it will turn off it's screen automatically; I don't need to worry about closing the book and putting it on the side... :)

  80. DIY Projector by prelelat · · Score: 3, Informative

    I was looking into this and it seemed that the two biggest costs were the lcd screen and the bulb. If your a hobbiest it might be something to consider doing with one of the lcd screens in the laptops. But your still left with the rest of them.

    Not sure what else you could do with them. You could donate them to some local school and say have the kids fix them up to use as some kind of club. though the children probably have better computers already the little brats.

    You could try taking all the LCD screens and making one big display, sounds like too much work though. Not alot you can do with some left over laptops. I know you said you didn't want to sell them but if you sell them on ebay for parts they can sometimes grab a couple hundred bucks after shipping.

    1. Re:DIY Projector by Nate_weather_guy · · Score: 1

      >>You could try taking all the LCD screens and making one big display, sounds like too much work though

      Imagine a wall with these screens widely distributed, corresponding to windows of an aircraft, helicopter, etc. Program these window coordinates and interface with a flight simulator to get a cool-looking wide angle visual display. Each laptop can run the slice necessary to drive its display.

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  81. Obligatory Karma Loss by dreamchaser · · Score: 1, Funny

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of old laptops!

  82. Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Download and install IPCop from www.ipcop.org
    Just get another pcmcia ethernet adapter, you can get those cheap. It's small and out of the way and easy to manage by remoting into it.

  83. Terminals by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They'll make great terminals. All you need is a simple boot image to get each one to attach to the network and connect to an Linux Terminal Server.

    At that point you've got a nice farm of small terminals with a big powerful server behind them. If you don't need this for yourself, consider donating the whole setup to a local school, church, or other organization that could use a low-maintenance multiuser computing environment.

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  84. Donate them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Churches and other non-profits can sometimes use old equipment plus you get to write it off. I often use them for our kiosks (Ubuntu, Yellow Dog), student lab (Edubuntu)and low end servers (Clark Connect). There are other organizations which accept donations as well like: Arc Broward

  85. eBay by r_jensen11 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just sell them on eBay and have the buyer pay for S&H. S&H should be no more than $20, and with laptops that old, people don't expect the batteries to be too good. Hell, just sell them w/out the batteries and S&H will be even less.

    For a while I was looking for 1Ghz T23's, just to have something to bring to class to take notes with. Prices for those hovered around $200+, I believe.

    1. Re:eBay by knarf · · Score: 1

      I'm using 1.1 and 1.2 GHz T23's as my main machines... for software development. This has several advantages: the machines are cheap rugged, have excellent keyboards, are light and fast enough to run mainstream Linux distributions. You won't see them run fancy 3D stuff with their S3 SuperSavage controllers but for the rest these machines are still up to the job.

      The main advantage of using an older generation machine for software development is of course that if it runs well on these machines it should run fabulous on current hardware.

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  86. A Crypto disk server! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://cryptonas.org/

  87. Ultimate nerd relaxation by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bathtime surfing!!

    and when one goes splash, just get out another.

    1. Re:Ultimate nerd relaxation by creature124 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unfortunately, he would only have chance to have one go splash, since after that he would probably come down with a bad case of dead.

    2. Re:Ultimate nerd relaxation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      splash? you mean of course ZAP!

    3. Re:Ultimate nerd relaxation by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      I know after seeing all those laptop battery explosion videos on Youtube you all think laptop batteries are worse than grenades but they are not really that powerful. Water is not that conductive and 12V DC at whatever puny battery amps is not enough to electrocute a person in water, a nasty shock is the worst you would get, if that.

    4. Re:Ultimate nerd relaxation by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      For that matter, just make giant keychains out of them.

      Imagine having one of these hanging off the ring of keys inserted into your steering column. Just be careful where you put your knee.

  88. Low resource games for toddlers, Damn Small Linux? by evilandi · · Score: 1

    I've got a 486dx2-100 laptop (20MB RAM, 400MB HD, dual scan colour, floppy only, no CD/DVD, PCIMCA Cat5 card) which just about runs Damn Small Linux (via Poor Man's Install floppy and copying the rest of the install off the network).

    I'd like to let my two-year-old daughter play with it, but she doesn't yet have the co-ordination to use Tux Paint.

    Are there any low-resource simple games for toddlers?

    Ideally I'd like something which displays a particular picture and plays a sound when she presses a key; for example, "a" might show a picture of an apple and the sound of someone saying "Apple".

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  89. craigslist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could post it for free, sale, or trade on craigslist.org. Whatever floats your boat.

  90. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Interesting

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  91. Send one to me! by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ok, just kidding... Well sort of. I don't know if it helps you out or not, but I know what I would do if I had an extra laptop or two lying around. I would repurpose one of them into a laptop for my 4 year old. He loves using the computer for TuxPaint and other games. I have an old computer that I set up for him, but my house's layout keeps it from being in a convenient spot for him to use. A laptop could be used by him on the couch, on the floor, in the car (while the battery lasted at least), or anywhere else. If you have any young nieces/nephews or if you have friends with young children, you could see if they want a laptop with Edubuntu installed. And speaking of Linux....

    After having a laptop for my son, I would install Linux on a second spare laptop to play around with/learn Linux. Again, I'm not sure if this applies to you or not. I run Windows on all of my machines. I've wanted to try Linux out and have run a few LiveCDs (both boot-to-CD and inside VMWare), but it would be nice to have a whole system boot into Linux to try out. My two laptops are right now my work laptop (they probably wouldn't like it if I messed something up during my Linux install) and my wife's laptop (she definitely wouldn't like it if I messed something up during the Linux install). With an extra laptop, I could mess up and not really care about anything going wrong. From what I've heard, Linux shouldn't have a problem with the older systems (though I could be horribly wrong... I'm sure other users could clarify this point). So you could use one laptop as a test bed for various purposes. Get a nice system setup going, make an image of it, play around until the system is messed up, restore the image, play around some more, repeat.

    Of course, if you seriously consider sending out old laptops to folks here, can I be the first in line? ;-)

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  92. Overhead projector hack! by Misagon · · Score: 1

    A hack that I have seen a few times is to combine the LCD screen with an old-fashioned overhead projector into a video projector. I think that a P3 laptop would have enough processing power to serve as a simple DVR/DVD player without much power/cooling requirements.
    A good thing with overhead projectors is that they use cheaper bulbs than ordinary projectors. If you are good, then maybe you could replace it with something power-efficient that doesn't require active cooling.

    If you are really good.. then.. an extension of the overhead projector hack would be to mount it inside a glass table, combine with a camera and get a multi-touch tabletop. A multitouch extension is coming to X11, so the only software you need to write initially would be a input driver.

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  93. What To Do With Old Laptops? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about seeing if the BOYS/GIRLS clubs in your locality could use them as parts etc. Just a thought maybe the kids could use them.

  94. I put Ubuntu on P3 laptops with WIFI cards and use by bsharma · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I put Ubuntu on P3 laptops with WIFI cards and keep them in different rooms in the house to create "information at your fingertips" environment. They usually have google start page by default. So just type whatever question* you want answered, it gives you that. Best approximation to Omniscience that can ever be. e.g. maps, phone directory, calculator... Alternately, you can donate this configuration (plus openoffice) to a needy student who can use it quite well.

  95. Use the screen for a DIY Projector by eeek77 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Something I've been wanting to try for a while. I've learned from past /. posts (sorry, I don't have the link) that you can build your own projector. I think it only costs about $300 and the lite bulbs will be a lot cheaper and last longer.

    Anyways, from my reading, I believe the most expensive part was an LCD screen, which is over $100. I'll bet you could remove the back off one of these laptops (the light has to shine thru LCD screen, I think) and use it.

    I showed this website (http://www.lumenlab.com/) to a non /. fan friend of mine and he laughed me out of the room - the case is made of wood. Personally, I think it's one of the coolest things I've seen. And Bob, the price IS RIGHT on that one.

    However, my time and money is not mine anymore (married with children), so I haven't tried it yet.

    Also, MAKE magazine has some cool articles on borking your electronic stuff - such as attaching an old pda to a laptop screen and a keyboard. Etc...

    1. Re:Use the screen for a DIY Projector by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The problem with using laptop screens is that you have to drive them somehow. This requires a special display and the cable length is limited. If the laptop isn't fast enough to act as a remote display for whatever you want to project, then I would suggest avoiding it.

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  96. Games, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I do this a lot with family who can't or doesn't want to afford a game console. There are lots of amazing games that can run on a PII. I recently made a laptop 'game console' for my brother in law (who's 14), loaded with Windows 98 and 50 games (actually about 200 games, but only 50 have icons on the desktop so as to not overwhelm him). A PII will run most of the best Windows games out there (HL, HOMM, AOW, supposedly even Civ III), not to mention all of the awesome DOS games.

    The only downside is that if he plugs it in to a network, it might not last very long, but there's always hotseat multiplayer :-)

    1. Re:Games, too by graphicsguy · · Score: 1

      Is there any way to make Windows 98 safe enough for web browsing? It would definitely be nice to set up my old laptop for a kid, but it would be good to support both simple Windows games and web browsing (installing Linux might eliminate a lot of games)

    2. Re:Games, too by jsebrech · · Score: 1

      Windows 98 is just not going to be network-safe.

      Debian on the other hand you can trim down really nicely. Back in the PIII era I trimmed it down to a 486 with 20 mb of ram without issues, and I'm sure you could trim it down to run fine on PII class machines now.

    3. Re:Games, too by aywwts4 · · Score: 1

      I doubt it, atleast not in a way that would be worth your time.

      I don't know if games-knoppix is still maintained, but there are a ton of games on that, add in dosbox and a couple emulators and you have a complete gaming machine.

      Honestly, if this is really a P2 computer, you might find that most modern flash games wont even run properly. They are simply never made with old computers in mind, My old work laptop was a P3 and it lagged all the time with flash.

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    4. Re:Games, too by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Sure, lock it down inside of a virtual machine.....oh you mean on one of these underpowered laptops.....

      Still, the idea behind a clean image that can't be written to might be the way to go......figure out how to make a bootable Windows 98 CD....or make a disk that will restore a ghost image "quickly".

      Layne

    5. Re:Games, too by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      IIRC, if you do not enable file sharing, Windows 98 has no exposed ports listening and is network safe. It's much better than W2K in this regard. Then remove the IE icon (TweakUI) and use Firefox.

      The main problem with Win98 is that the "ActiveDesktop" is full of old exploitable IE components. Which means that you are even at danger from malformed image files. Get a good virus checker.

      Windows XP actually will run on some surprisingly low-end boxes (586s etc). But driver availability on laptops might be poor.

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  97. Craigslist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put an ad on craigslist and people will come pick them up. People will buy ANYTHING you put up on craigs list. $50 a pop and you got $500 outta the deal!

  98. Car computer by huckamania · · Score: 1

    A good use would be to put it into a car. You could seperate the screen from the body, add keyboard, trackball, speakers, usb extension cable, maybe embed the screen in the back of one of the front seats or have it fold down like on an airplane. Add some wifi detection tools if you want to stay connected. Add some web cams for security, or tom foolery. You can probably wire it thru the fuse box, although YMMV, literally.

    I have a couple of laptops that are either missing the keyboard, in whole or in part, and this would be a good project. Now I just have to convince the wife that I'm not destroying her mini-van.

    1. Re:Car computer by SMS_Design · · Score: 1

      I've found that it's best to use a separate LCD rather than trying to work some extension to the LCD controller board. Major pain in the ass. I have a few boxes of 6.3" LCD touchscreens (about 40 units) that are perfect for this.

      Once I build a few carputers, I have no idea what to do with these screens. Jukebox. Home automation.. Hm. Anyone want to buy some touchscreens? :)

  99. Heh, Just what I was looking for. by Zombie+Ryushu · · Score: 1

    I had an old P3 that died a "Heat Death" and am looking for a replacement laptop to extract the contents of that I lost when that machine bit the dust.

  100. render farm... by meshmaster · · Score: 1

    Two words - render farm! Yes, slower machines will take longer to do 3d renders, but if each machine can eat one frame and you have a really complex animation with tons of frames, you have yourself a nice little thing to set up to render all night for you and it might actually get done in time. Don't need all that yourself, why not rent out your renderfarm to nearby animators in the community?

  101. Home Automation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Home Automation

  102. Church and Civic Groups by KaeloDest · · Score: 0

    and or old folks homes. It is a shame (mi Abuela would say a downright SIN!) to just chuck them when a non-profit group can put it to a real good use.
    Put it in an after school setting with a typing tutor, or in a retirement home with mozilla or what not and let these units retire with the retirement crowd.

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  103. Costa Rica by Stoptional · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If they function AT ALL without further expense I can think of several deserving charities here in Costa Rica that would certainly appreciate getting 5 laptops. Contact me if interested

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  104. The Sears Catalog of the 21st Century by Deputy+Doodah · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sears doesn't send out those big thick catalogs any more, so children all over the country are hurting for booster seats during family get-togethers.
    An old laptop is thick enough to get them high enough to reach their plates.

    1. Re:The Sears Catalog of the 21st Century by mentaldrano · · Score: 1

      Ha ha! Finally an advantage for the electrical engineer! I simply use old Omega, Digikey, McMaster, and Newark catalogs for booster seats.

      My mother in law is only 5' tall too, I'm just waiting for her to ask for one for her car...

  105. Recycle and get cash by chemosh6969 · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you recycle it through Costco's web site, they'll sometimes give you cash for it. At the very least you can get rid of stuff for free, including monitors. You tell them what you have at the site and they send you a postage paid box.

  106. Upgrade to the floppy disk launcher by Bobo_The_Boinger · · Score: 1

    This is an obvious opportunity to upgrade the caliber of the recently commented on floppy disk launcher, DataStorm v1.0. You may not get as many shots in, but man do they pack a punch!

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  107. Keep 'em. by Nullav · · Score: 1

    X-forwarding and NAS are your friends. A P3's more than enough for a thin client and you could probably do the same with those P2's.
    Alternatively, you could crack it open and sell the individual parts, probably for more than you could get off the whole thing. Depending on the age of the P2 laptops (and thus case size), you could probably swap out the internals for a better screen and a PicoITX board, getting at least another five good years out of them.

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  108. run a contest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find a high school teacher and have them run a contest in their classes: the student with the best plan to use your laptop to change the world wins, and gets to keep the laptop. I know a teacher who has done this a couple times and the kids love it..

    1. Re:run a contest by indi0144 · · Score: 0

      Thats one of the best ideas I have read. Because if you hand a boy the laptop probably he will broke it or get bored with it soon. But if you set a mini classroom for local children you could teach them basic things like web browsing, office apps, wysiwyg web editors, security, basic design, linux. So more kids get the tool, you don't have to be a teacher. You can ask voluntary donations from the parents if you like to help pay the electric bill.

      I think I'll do something like that here, sadly laptops like that ones here cost around 200 to 250 USD here. I would ask 4 of them but shipping would be nonsense, I think I'll ask donations localy :)

    2. Re:run a contest by indi0144 · · Score: 0

      Sorry for replying myself but I've just get the idea that maybe OLPC could help with this here (As I live in a third world country) I'm willing to give my time teaching and maybe host the classroom. OLPC is just offering for Government and officials? or anybody interested can get some help from them? any insights for this particular will be appreciated

  109. Thin Clients or Kiosk PC's by sco_robinso · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They would work great as a thin client.

    You could also use them in a public area like a library is a Kiosk machine. Lots of ways to do this. Opera has a built in kiosk mode (where it basically disables windows hotkeys and locks the browser full-screen). There's also a good Kiosk tool for KDE, which allows you to lock down the desktop environment.

    Gee, tons of other options. A good hardened router/firewall, with an external hard drive in hand a NAS, a simple LAMP server for a blog, any number of things.

  110. Mount it under the cabinet by cvd6262 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    KDE (and other window managers) makes inverting the screen trivial. mount the laptop upside down under the cabinet like one of those Bose CD players. The screen flips down like in a minivan DVD player.

    Add a wireless keyboard and (as you said) bammo!

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    1. Re:Mount it under the cabinet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      xrandr is all you need to invert.

    2. Re:Mount it under the cabinet by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where is the wireless keyboard going to sit? On the counter. Since a keyboard is going to be taking up space on the counter either way, there's little point to mounting the laptop upside down under a cabinet.

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    3. Re:Mount it under the cabinet by Kamokazi · · Score: 3, Funny

      I now want an old laptop for my kitchen. Why the hell didn't I ever think of this?!?!

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    4. Re:Mount it under the cabinet by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Seems like the obvious answer, then, is "minivan DVD player".

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  111. Money for nothing... by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

    Obviously, this is going to be more and more of a problem.

    But I was reading in 'Fast Company' (I think about a year ago) that per tonne, computers contain more 5 times gold than even the most valuable gold seams in the world.

    So melt them buggers down, and see if you can get some more.

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  112. Charity for Africa by azav · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am putting together a charity to ship old computers to African schools.

    Please contact me if interested. AlexZavatone(spamblock)@gmail.com

    http://web.mac.com/zav/iWeb/Zav-O-Matic/Off%20to%20Africa.html
    http://web.mac.com/zav/iWeb/Zav-O-Matic/Namibia%202008/D3A0AB87-8276-4741-8F1B-9225C7F23CF7.html

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    1. Re:Charity for Africa by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      I hope none of those old computers end up getting regular use in a 419 scam.

    2. Re:Charity for Africa by azav · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I make sure they go to a non Nigerian country.

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  113. Maybe... by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

    You could maybe mail them to the less fortunate, C.O.D... Maybe Zoidberg could use a laptop, perhaps?

    Seriously, donating them to poor slashers might not be a bad idea. And if it's C.O.D., that takes care of the delivery.

  114. YES! Donate it. by microTodd · · Score: 1

    I absolutely second this. There are plenty of charities that could use this. Drop a lightweight Linux on it (xubuntu, edubuntu, etc) and many people who don't have a computer would love to have it. Plus, it builds a little bit of Linux momentum!

    For example, I live in Orlando, Florida and there is a great foundation here called the Gift From God Computer Foundation. They take old computers, slap Linux on them, and give them to charities, schoolchildren, etc. A great way to give new life to your old laptops.

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  115. Use as a second (or third) monitor by normanjd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've used laptops as a second monitor using MaxiVista (www.maxivista.com) Its not too good for high motion screens, but great for have the web on one screen and Word on another...

    1. Re:Use as a second (or third) monitor by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. I've used Maxivista on and off and it's a great way to use what would otherwise be a wasted screen.

  116. A picture frame by kingcool1432 · · Score: 1

    You could make it a giant digital picture frame which automatically displays your pictures when you upload them, and then use it as a nice gift for your mother.

  117. Soldiers Angels by oldmildog · · Score: 1

    Hook some soldiers up with laptops: http://soldiersangels.org/

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  118. Has NO ONE mentioned "Beowulf Cluster" Yet? by R2.0 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    FFS, what is Slashdot coming to?

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  119. Grandma's email machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a kiosk live-cd (modify to your liking) and give it to Grandma for a relatively foolproof email machine.

  120. Schools by techsyslonghorn · · Score: 1

    Support your local schools, throw edubuntu on them and give them to a few kids that could use them.

  121. build table top arcade machines by P+Lucky · · Score: 1

    Load the 'puters up with Mame, buy some joysticks and arcade buttons, and build little desktop-sized cabinets and you've got some nice, cute little arcade machines!

  122. Folding @ Home by Venemous-Fatal1ty · · Score: 1

    F@H, Every little bit helps and if you do not know what it is: What is protein folding and how is folding linked to disease? Proteins are biology's workhorses -- its "nanomachines." Before proteins can carry out these important functions, they assemble themselves, or "fold." The process of protein folding, while critical and fundamental to virtually all of biology, in many ways remains a mystery. Moreover, when proteins do not fold correctly (i.e. "misfold"), there can be serious consequences, including many well known diseases, such as Alzheimer's, Mad Cow (BSE), CJD, ALS, Huntington's, Parkinson's disease, and many Cancers and cancer-related syndromes. You can help by simply running a piece of software. Folding@home is a distributed computing project -- people from throughout the world download and run software to band together to make one of the largest supercomputers in the world. Every computer takes the project closer to our goals. Folding@home uses novel computational methods coupled to distributed computing, to simulate problems millions of times more challenging than previously achieved.

  123. part them out by Eil · · Score: 1

    Last year, a friend and I bought a bunch of older laptops for cheap and sold the parts on ebay to fund summer barbecues and other outings. If the laptops were common models back in their prime, you can often sell parts like cdroms, screen brackets, processors, backlight inverters, and screens for anywhere between $10 and $30 each. You'd be amazed how many people are emotionally (or financially) attached to their 10-year-old laptops and will keep buying parts just to keep them alive. We averaged about an $80 return on a $15 laptop.

  124. Creative Suggestions? by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 1

    so I was hoping for some more creative suggestions."
    Can't believe no-one has suggested a beowolf cluster of those!

    How about organizing them in a ring and setting up tetri-net? Charge 50 cents a game until you have enough money to build a trebuchet. Use the trebuchet in a large Rube Goldberg machine that clubs baby seals. Charge $10 to view the machine in action.

    Step2: ????

    Step3: Profit!!!

  125. remote VLC music player by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another idea.

    I currently use an old Apple iBook G3 as a remotely controlled music player.

    - connected it to the home network in order to access a music collection served as a Samba share by another machine

    - put it in the living room and hooked it up to the stereo

    - installed VLC MediaPlayer

    Thanks to the VLC HTTP interface (which can be activated in addition to the native local interface), I can remotely control the music playback in the living room from every laptop/desktop inside the house.

    Works great.

  126. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could of course donate them to Ecophones. They take old laptops and phones and other electronics and recycle them in an eco friendly way. You could have them give the money to a local school, since I don't think they could give it to you.

  127. Cleap Dumb Terminals by Ohio+Calvinist · · Score: 1

    At the college, we took old laptops and put a customized DSL (Damn Small Linux) install on them to boot to a desktop where the only application available was rdesktop to connect to a Windows terminal server (RDP) setup. We used these as loaners when we got a new employee whom the department neglected to order a desktop for or a dead workstation. They were a lot nicer to lug around campus than a beast of an old desktop.

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  128. Best of all .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ... built in UPS :)

  129. Encrypt and take a trip to the US by witherstaff · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm surprised no one has mentioned helping out the /. community. Find a half dozen good ideas from the Securing Your Notebook Against US Customs thread and try them on each laptop. When you cross customs with a backpack full of laptops I'm sure you'll get a chance to see which encryption scheme works!

    I look forward to hearing the results in a few months, IF you are ever let out of holding...

  130. One Word by wobbelyheadbob · · Score: 1

    XUBUNTU

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  131. GIVING while expecting NOTHING is the BEST!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just think of a couple of kids in the neighborhood who show some promise but don't necessarily have the resources.

    If you are in an affluent neighborhood, then just drive a little ways out and find someone, who you may have identified by asking on craigslist with a post that says "FREE LAPTOP to experiment with - just tell me in 100 words why you need it".

    Who knows who you may meet and influence, and believe in your contribution even if you never meet them again.

  132. FreePBX and Mediatomb by moosepiss · · Score: 1

    I love old laptops! I've got a couple of PIII's with busted displays. One is running Centos 5.1 with Asterisk + Freepbx, and does a fine job and running the VoIP setup in my house. The second runs Ubuntu server with TorrentFlux + MediaTomb. A perfect setup for downloading torrents via a web interface, and serving up media to my PS3 via UPnP.

  133. with two network cards... by Thelasko · · Score: 1

    you could build yourself a powerful node for a wireless mesh network. One card for client access, and one for backhaul.

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  134. Donate by donweel · · Score: 1

    Believe it or not there are poor people who might like to have your old computer. There are third world countries that could use them in their schools. http://www.epa.gov/epaoswer/hazwaste/recycle/ecycling/donate.htm
    http://salvationarmy.ca/?gclid=CIyxi7-pq5MCFQGnQQodzRlNnw
    http://www.microsoft.com/Education/TenTips.mspx

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  135. freegeek.org by lazyron · · Score: 1

    or recycle them. take them to a center that takes computers. if you're not in portland, oregon there are still a list of recycling resources at the freegeek site.

  136. Donate by motang · · Score: 1

    Well what I did with my old desktop was I donated to a local computer shop, which turns around cleans up the equipment and replaced whatever needed to be replaced (in my the hard drive) and sell for a very inexpensive price or they themselves donate to organizations.

  137. Router Console by dousette · · Score: 1

    I use an old laptop booting off a DOS disk with BananaCom on it as a dedicated console for our core router.

  138. turn them into furniture/art by Hasmanean · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Take the circuit boards out, make your own computer cases out of wood, with dovetail joints and glossy finish, and sell them sans batteries as kitchen-table web browsing terminals.

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  139. Re:Use them as a server / router by TheSpoom · · Score: 4, Informative

    My old laptop's LCD died. This was one of many parts that had died over the last year or two, including the HDD (twice), the motherboard, and the RAM. So I got a new Asus G1 lappy which continues to serve me well.

    But what to do with the old lappy? Well, it still boots up and connects to an external display... Bingo, a web server! Generally, if you're running a personal server on your home connection, as long as you're not adversely affecting your ISP's network, they won't care (or know about it). If your battery still works (mine does not, alas), you've even got a built-in UPS!

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  140. Set them up as Smoothwall.org firewalls for friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've set up a smoothwall.org firewall (plus the dansguardian content filter) on an old Celeron 466, and it is WAY overpowered for that task. You'd need two ethernet cards, but that's cheap I'll betcha.

  141. idea: give them to people who cross thru security by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ie, airport security.

    totally randomize the drive that's in there, and either install an os or not (your choice).

    but give them to random people (that, itself, is a problem on its own) and then have them go thru the checkpoints with their new laptops.

    what this does is burden down the actors in our favorite Security Theater(tm). a little civil disobedience, if you will?

    if you need to feel better about it, install an ubuntu or some fave distro of yours. I guess that's better than dd if=/dev/random across the whole disk. but my point is to get as many people as possible SLOWING DOWN THE SYSTEM so that people who make/own these stupid decisions will finally see that it accomplishes nothing and that a 'forced frisking' at the border for simply daring to bring a laptop or media across the border is AGAINST THE WILL AND FREEDOM of We, The People.

    ok, I admit this isn't going to happen in any large scale. but imagine if it could. if we could get enough people to do their part to show those in control that this current state of 'security' is not acceptable and that it accomplishes nothing but to add more fear to the populace.

    so that's my idea. dd random stuff to their drives or install an os; but give them away and get people to go thru customs with these. soon, they would grow tired of having to 'decode' random disk patterns and maybe they'll shift to ACTUAL detective work instead of dragneting anyone who crosses a border.

    oh, and if customs needs to 'seize' that laptop, well, so what! who cares. it will cost them more in manpower and storage (physical place to hold 'evidence') than the random broken lappie is worth! so there's that, at least ;)

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  142. Re:Low resource games for toddlers, Damn Small Lin by Zerbey · · Score: 1

    Take a look at http://www.pbskids.org/ plenty of stuff there. My 2 year old loves it.

  143. ethereal? by hedley · · Score: 1

    You can put a 10/100 hub on your conn and tap packets leaving/entering your LAN. Even better would be a GUI for a quick look at current utilization and port activity. Perhaps also a top 5 ip addrs knocking on the door. With a second NIC you can policy data coming in but these laptops prob don't have enough power for that.

  144. Recycle it by baomike · · Score: 1

    Here (Eugene Oregon) we have a place called Next Step. They recycle electronic stuff.
    Usable is repaired and sold, usable parts salvaged, toxic stuff stripped out, remainder recycled.
    Look for a similar place near you.

  145. Car radio by Zerbey · · Score: 1

    It's a project I'm working on. I'm one of those unfortunates with an analog OnStar box that can't be upgraded (or rather, Chevy refuse to) so I did some research and found this (and many others), remembered how cool the Empeg Car was so got inspired to build one for the 21st century that'd do GPS navigation and play DVDs as well as being an MP3 jukebox.

    One of these days I'll actually finish it and post pictures. :-)

  146. Instant-ON Browser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I converted an old laptop with a bad HDD into an "instant-on" browser appliance. It doesn't need any HDD, it's totally immune to any virus and it will still support a USB flash drive.

    I did 2 more for friends, and I'm pretty sure that these browsers would sell for more than a 2nd hand computer.

    My friends have told me that they actually use their "new" machines more than their regular computers.

    1. Re:Instant-ON Browser by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      Care to provide some details on how? Diskless cn be done with knoppix, but that's hardly instant-on...

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    2. Re:Instant-ON Browser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I looked at DSL booting from a flash drive - not bad but a bit to slow and too much overhead for just a browser. Ditto a CF drive. Then I looked at uClinux. Seems promising but the learning curve didn't fit my schedule. I've got five old Sharp PV-5000's networked around the house. They were almost a giveaway at a local swap meet. They do exaclty what I wanted - "instant on" browsing - and they use Windows CE.

      So instead of beating myself over the head with more Linux, I took the easy way out and used WinCE. I was already familiar with the OS and had easy access to the development tools.

      I'm anxious to see the SplashTop system. It might give some hints on putting together an instant-on Linux box - but I'm not holding my breath.

  147. Packet Radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not look for a HAM club to give them too for things like packet radio, it's trivial to adapt them to use with packet on low power situtations.

  148. Artificial Coral Reef by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    ... well, geez ... this should be obvious: http://www.dnr.sc.gov/marine/pub/seascience/artreef.html 1) Chuck 'em in the sea 2) Grow reef 3) Tourists 4) PROFIT! In case you don't live near an ocean, follow the Internet IP's model: label them with "Chuck me into the sea!", and then throw them in the general direction of the ocean . . . like, in you next door neighbor's backyard . . .

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  149. Make furniture!!!! by molex333 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Attach some wooden legs to them and use them as end tables. I have made many a nice furniture piece using old computers. Including a coffee table, night stands, and even a fish tank. The last one isn't finished yet because of leak issues.

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    1. Re:Make furniture!!!! by ZeroNullVoid · · Score: 1

      That was going to be my suggestion.

      We had acquired some old 233mhz tablet pc's from an hospital auction without hard drives or any external connections back when I was in college.

      We took 3 of them and loaded linux on, I still use them as thin client ebook reader's in the bathroom, and the other's were used to make furniture.

      Let's just say that we had tables with touch screen interfaces, under glass panel's. Stacks of hard drives for legs....

      It was very geekish, but tastefully done, and great conversational pieces, until a few drunks decided to push another drunk into the table. Glass everywhere and a few broken tablet's...

      We ended up giving the non-broken tablet's (all but 3 [1 cracked lcd screen, 2 opposite facing corners broke off and fractured boards.) to friends and they have since loaded OS's on them.

      Good 'ole Fujitsu's can take a beating (except those at the point of direct contact), but are slow.

  150. Send them to get refurbished/recycled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can live with the shipping charge send them to a refurbisher like TechTurn who can then send any unused parts to downstream recyclers. It's better for the environment than the landfill or a bonfire.

  151. Re:idea: give them to people who cross thru securi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're a moron.

  152. Take Them Across The Boarder by slashbaby · · Score: 1

    Format them, install *nix on them, take them across the boarder. Disposed of for free!

  153. Salvage spare parts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I salvage spare parts from laptops. I save batteries and power supplies b/c they come in handy down the road and take up little space. I have customers who lose their power supplies and cannot justify buying a new one. It is easy money to sell them one that would have otherwise been in the landfill.

    If the LCD display is a 15inch 1024x768 display (and still works), it has value to the POS (point of sale) industry... if you can remove it without breaking it. A new 15 inch LCD panel can cost up to $350 from the POS manufacturer.

    The 2.5 inch hard disk might be of use elsewhere.

    Peel of the MS Windows license sticker and re-use it on another machine.

  154. Missionaries by Alodine · · Score: 1

    Find a church with Missionaries and donate it to them.

  155. Build a robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would just add 3 Wheels (2 of them connected to a motor) and build a small robot...

  156. MaxiVista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would install MaxiVista on them and use them as monitors for your other computers. Just a thought...

  157. Use them to monitor your server logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An old laptop is perfect for monitoring apache error logs.

    Monitor several logs with gnu screen and its "monitor for activity" feauture.

  158. Please, anything but BASIC by Dogtanian · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I taught 9-year-olds "KidBasic" using Win98 boxes, and they had a blast! Alarm bells started ringing when I read this. I was happy to cut it some slack... perhaps it's a "modern" BASIC that doesn't encourage all those horrific programming practices that damaged a generation of programmers. So I Google it, get its home page and see...

    BASIC-256 is an easy to use version of BASIC designed to teach young children the basics of computer programming. It uses traditional control structures like gosub, for/next, and goto, which helps kids easily see how program flow-control works. No, it's the old-fashioned spaghetti BASIC.

    I can't describe exactly what I felt when I read this, but I think downheartedness and indignation were mixed in there. I'm sure that the people running this project are well-meaning, but this is a FUCKING HORRIBLE thing to be teaching kids to program with. This isn't 25 years ago, you don't even have the excuse that you're using an underpowered late-70s/early-80s microcomputer.

    Sure, trad BASICs probably mirror the underlying flow of the machine more than modern structured languages- but if that's what you're doing, I'd still use some pseudo-machine code tool. If you want to teach them programming in a fun way, I'm also damn sure that there must be modern languages that are easy to get into and use, but which don't rely on GOTO and GOSUB.

    Old-school BASIC died years ago (even the last widely-used "modern" BASIC, VB, is dying). While I'm strongly in favour of teaching kids to program, I'm even more strongly opposed to using traditional BASIC for it.

    I'm sorry if I sound like I'm flaming you or the people involved in the project personally- but I think this is a misguided and potentially *damaging* idea. It smacks of well-meaning adults wanting to get kids into programming the same way that they did, but assuming that BASIC is the best choice because it's what they used (and get nostalgic about).

    Let me make clear again that I'm in favour of getting kids into programming... but in this day and age, there's absolutely no excuse for teaching them BASIC.

    Sorry, I feel like an asshole now.
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    1. Re:Please, anything but BASIC by Broken+Toys · · Score: 1

      I get your point but consider that people write crap in the English language however that doesn't mean the English language is crap. The same is true of BASIC.

      He introduced a bunch of kids to the concept of computer programming. That was the original purpose of BASIC (and LOGO while I'm at it). The fact that BASIC was often misused is not the fault of the language.

      I remember the time when having BASIC as a computer skill was an asset. I started programming in FORTRAN, so BASIC seemed like a gift from the gods at the time.

      You're right, BASIC is pretty retro however if it encourages someone to get more interested in programming as a career what's the problem with that?

      OK, that was way off topic. My apologies.

    2. Re:Please, anything but BASIC by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      I get your point but consider that people write crap in the English language however that doesn't mean the English language is crap. Yes, but (as a general rule) it doesn't mean that a language- or whatever- *isn't* crap either.

      The same is true of BASIC. I disagree...

      He introduced a bunch of kids to the concept of computer programming. That was the original purpose of BASIC (and LOGO while I'm at it). The fact that BASIC was often misused is not the fault of the language. I'd suggest that if a language is *explicitly* aimed at beginners and has repeatedly (and by its very design) been shown to encourage bad design and damaging patterns/practices by those using it, then it is *certainly* the fault of the language.

      I'm not saying that BASIC didn't have its good points. It was certainly accessible, and friendly, and that makes up for its clunkiness to some extent. However, certain things like easy and unlimited GOTOs and not having to define variables (which sound nice to beginners) are actually a PITA in the long run, getting the learner into bad practices and making their code hard to debug.

      By the way, I'll point out that the designers of the *original* 1960s BASIC apparently disliked a lot of the bastardisations made when it appeared on the first microcomputers (i.e. the ones which essentially defined BASIC for a generation, and which I'm criticising here). I don't know enough about their BASIC to say if it was better, and it's ultimately irrelevant since what we're essentially discussing is "stereotypical microcomputer BASIC".

      I started programming in FORTRAN, so BASIC seemed like a gift from the gods at the time. I've never used Fortran, so I can't comment on that, but even BASIC was better than the competition 30-40 years ago, it doesn't make it a good language today.

      You're right, BASIC is pretty retro however if it encourages someone to get more interested in programming as a career what's the problem with that? Because there must exist today (or could exist, if someone were bothered) far more suitable languages for beginners to get into than old-school BASIC. Languages that would be built around structured programming, but were just as easy to use- if not easier- than BASIC.

      The problem is that BASIC encourages all sorts of horrible programming habits that are hard to get out of and that don't reflect modern software development anyway. Not that they ever reflected *good* software development...

      And even where some limitations of the language/implementation may have been forgivable on a low-powered, small-memory 8-bit home micro, there is no good reason for sticking with them on a modern high-powered PC! (Or anything at least as fast as a 286 for that matter...)

      Old-style BASICs are no longer even remotely standard, so that doesn't come into play.

      Such BASICs may have been *my* first computer language, but I can see- and agree with- why they were so criticised and damned now.
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    3. Re:Please, anything but BASIC by Broken+Toys · · Score: 1

      You're still confusing language with its implementation.

      I don't disagree that bad programming is bad but you never resopnded to my assertion that BASIC was designed as an *introduction* to programming. BASIC does not, as you assert, promote bad programming practices. It's just a language, a set of tools. Your argument runs along the lines that "You can kill someone with a salad fork". Well, yeah, you can but, Hollywood excepted, who would do such a thing?

      And isn't getting your knickers in a twist over BASIC pointless? Who uses it for enterprise projects? Who even uses BASIC except as an educational tool or a point of reference?

      Your knowledge of BASIC also seems flawed. You appear not to be aware that MS strongly promoted it's own version of BASIC as a development platform for a number of years.

      Yeah, I'm old. And damned proud of it. Now get off my lawn ;-)

    4. Re:Please, anything but BASIC by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      You're still confusing language with its implementation. All versions of BASIC are "implementations" of an abstract. And I believe that the designers of KidBASIC were using those implementations as the basis of their language, not some abstract ideal.
      I'm not sure what the point you're making is either; I don't see how you think I'm confusing the two, nor how it would make much difference in any case.

      I don't disagree that bad programming is bad but you never resopnded to my assertion that BASIC was designed as an *introduction* to programming. On the contrary, the criticisms I made were specifically in the context of it being an introductory language.

      BASIC does not, as you assert, promote bad programming practices. It's just a language, a set of tools. The tools were designed with a specific purpose in mind, introducing beginners to programming. Since it's (in part at least) a teaching/introductory language, it's reasonable to blame it for design decisions (GOTOS, lack of structure or variable declarations) that encourage *learning* bad habits.

      And even if that weren't the case (it is!), I would still blame the people who- in 2008- thought that using unstructured, obsolete BASIC to teach kids was a good idea.

      And isn't getting your knickers in a twist over BASIC pointless? You forget that the reason I brought this up in the first place was that people were planning on using it to teach kids.

      Who uses it for enterprise projects? Uh, no-one. I already made that point above. (Specifically that because it's obsolete and no longer used by many people, it doesn't even have the excuse of being standard nowadays).

      Who even uses BASIC except as an educational tool BINGO! That was the point I'm making. It's a ******* horrible educational tool.

      Your knowledge of BASIC also seems flawed. You appear not to be aware that MS strongly promoted it's own version of BASIC as a development platform for a number of years. Which version(s)? If you're talking about VB, then that does *not* count as one of the old-fashioned, non-structured BASICs ("old school BASIC") I repeatedly made clear I was referring to.

      And if you're talking about some version of the original 1970s/1980s microcomputer MS BASICs, well... that was 25 years ago. Plus, just because MS might have been promoting the use of their own products, doesn't mean it was a good idea even then.
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  159. A P3 is not useful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when? They still sell for semi decent most places. I just ran a google seach "p3 laptop" http://www.google.com/search?q=P3+laptop and the first commercial hits show they are going for small hundreds of dollars. The submitter must be rolling in dough or something if he is worried about trying to "get rid" of one or more of them. I've actually been looking for a cheap one locally to me, perhaps with a bad display so it is really cheap, so I could run the video out to a monitor and have a low powered desktop replacement. Get rid of this huge tower and associated heat and noise. Add a car adapter and a big 12 volt battery and you have a nice storm computer that could run a long time with the mains power out. I don't game or like run climate modeling at home, so a P3 is still plenty of power. Look at the new asus eeepc and how non powerful it is, but still immensely popular. The vast majority of people who don't run extreme games can get by quite fine with a P3 laptop as long as the ram is maxed out and they aren't trying to run accelerated eye candy 3-d bloat desktop environments or vista. Get an adapter and you can use a compact flash card or a thumb drive maybe instead of the hard drive if that is busted, even less electricity needed then and even quieter.

  160. GeeXbox by vosester · · Score: 1

    I get lots of old computers so I make little projects out of them like a firewall or make it a media receiver, I turn an old AMD laptop in to a GeeXbox (http://geexbox.org/en/index.html)
    Strip out the component, made a case so the laptop was speed vertical
    wall mounted it, add an IR receiver, plug it in to my network, feed the sound to my Hi-Fi
    Now I can access my music for downstairs. I tried to get X11 forwarding with sound so I could watch HD but It was a bit funky.

  161. rollins-style by devolutionist · · Score: 1

    Henry Rollins in his last spoken word tour brought up a good idea... pack it full of good, kick ass MP3's and mail it to a college in Iran. Subversion from the bottom up...

  162. Shooting, but *NOT* Skeet Shooting by oneiros27 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bad choice -- Clay pigeons don't spray plastic shards and toxic chemicals everywhere.

    When I have shot up laptops or other electronics, I've pulled the batteries and screens, and then set up a tarp underneath where they were hanging so I could clean up easily.

    Laptops only make good targets because of the keys -- try stripping them off one at a time from 200 yards. But I can just as easily use a $10 keyboard for that. The one time I did set up a laptop to shoot at, we put it with the targets for people with pistols -- I got maybe 3 shots at it before someone took a 12ga to it.

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  163. Risers.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those old laptops can be quite the brick with their cumbersome thickness, so why not use them as a riser platform for a newer laptop?

  164. College Students by Mr+Pleco · · Score: 1

    People continue to mention kids and poor people, but what about poor college kids? Especially with the cost of tuition being jacked up all the time, as a student myself I would say that you should find the closest university and see if there's some students who wouldn't mind a good word processor computer. I have a laptop now, going into my third year of college, but the first two years of using university machines are not something I want to look back on.

  165. Turn them into CD and DVD players by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    Just use an old version of Windows or a small Linux like Puppy Linux or Damn Small Linux and install a media player that can play CDs and DVDs.

    Give them out to friends and family members that are too poor to afford their own CD player or DVD player.

    For Windows there is the K-Lite Codex Pack that has a DVD player in it and Media Player Light. You don't need a modern media player for that.

    Also if they have a built in modem, they can have a cheap dial-up Internet terminal.

    Many charities will take them as donations, like those who donate computers to a third world nation like Wings of Hope. You can also donate them to poor public schools and churches who would use them or sell them off at a flea market when they try to get rid of surplus equipment, books, computers, etc. I am sure you can write off each laptop for like $100 each, as they wouldn't be worth any more than that.

    The only way you can get more than that is to have a retro computing collector contact you to buy a certain brand of laptop that can run an old version of MS-DOS, OS/2, BeOS, etc that the newer laptops won't run. It would have to be one that has driver support for a classic OS that is no longer made or supported anymore. Some retro computing fans still want to run their old legacy software and new laptops won't do that, and virtual machines aren't good enough to run the old video games 100% the way they should be run. MS-DOS and DOS gamers want hardware that isn't Winmodem type in which the driver has the firmware they want 100% driver support in DOS so it has to be a real modem not a winmodem, it has to be a VESA compatible video card, and a sound blaster 16 audio card, and maybe a network card that has DOS drivers.

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  166. I'd happily take one. by Vanye1 · · Score: 1

    Just like half the other posters, I'd gladly take a P3 off your hands, and even give you a few dollars for your time! My mom's been talking about getting a computer recently, and one of these would probably be just fine for her.

  167. Don't be scared of Shipping, Ebay, or Craigslist! by jvin248 · · Score: 2, Informative

    No big deal on shipping - most ebay sellers will list that separately from the sales price.

    If you don't want to futz with them (get them working again), then: (1) post on Craigs List under Free and "Porch Pickup" and do that or (2) post on ebay with all defects (needs battery, cracked case, powers up etc), the manufacturer/model number and what it has (10GB HDD, 128MB RAM, etc) with $1 starting price and $15 for shipping. I ship many repaired desktop towers for $20 that have full CD/HDD/metal cases - I suspect your laptops will ship in the (newer/larger) post office priority mail box for $12 with some padding.

    If you have a P2/3-500Mhz or faster you can run Xubuntu Linux fine (I'm using one for work travel and presentations now with the latest 8.04 loaded - battery is bad but the rest is ok) And have used a P2-350Mhz with Xubuntu 6.06 since it has a good battery. I save any files on a USB flash drive anyway. Open Office productivity suite, Firefox browser, Thunderbird email, and Gimp are my main tools (you can try these out on Windows too).

    I only hear about laptops and desktops "being too old/slow for anything by people living in Windows... 98SE worked ok for P2's, needed P3/P4's for XP, need multicore/big ram for Vista...

    I just set up a Xubuntu 8.04 server with LTSP.org for the neighbors kids (to get them off Mom & Dad's pc). The server is P3-733Mhz, one client is P2-233Mhz - that only displays/keyboard/mouse activity for that user logged into the server while the other kid is local on the server. Also installed Dansguardian to protect the kids from the shadier side of the internet. Happy kids and Parents.

    I have set up a small manufacturing company based on Linux and LTSP - from receptionist to shipping department for $50 in purchased equipment (the rest was considered "scrap - too old to use" by the those getting rid of it. Great for bootstrapping new businesses.

    Keep in mind, the typical recycling center just shreds equipment (there are some impressive YouTube videos if you search). This takes a significant amount of energy and nasty chemicals to sort, remelt, and create new computer equipment from. This especially includes computer manufacturers taking returns (they want old units out of circulation so you buy new ones they make). Refurbishing/reusing allows people to avoid the expense and environmental issues of a few upgrade cycles.

    For some more ideas see a project of mine (Green Land PC) I'm sure there is someone near your location (craig's list is the quickest way to locate) for local support. If you can cover shipping I can suggest alternatives or find homes for them.

  168. Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of old laptops.

  169. Put it in your car by tapehands · · Score: 1

    Make one of the beefier laptops a car pc - any additional parts you might need, how-to's, and a pretty decent community can be found at mp3car.com.

    Having GPS, wifi, and a way to play media in the car? awesome times.

  170. DOS Beowulf by Jim+Hall · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No one has suggested it yet, but I recommend you try building a Beowulf cluster. Just for fun. And for added fun, make it a DOS Beowulf. Follow the step-by-step at building your own low-cost supercomputing cluster. If you have two or more old machines, the cost can probably be kept under $10. The machines don't need a lot of memory, but they must have a working parallel port.

    1. Re:DOS Beowulf by Swampcritter · · Score: 1

      Scyld has released the Scyld Beowulf Scalable Computing Software:
      http://linuxcentral.com/catalog/index.php3?prod_code=L000-089

      I also recommend looking at these URLs for additional help:
      http://www.cacr.caltech.edu/beowulf/tutorial/building.html
      http://fscked.org/writings/clusters/cluster.html

  171. real serial ports? by nadaou · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Any laptop with a real serial port will be treated like gold and gladly put to good use at any research lab as a data logging tool connecting to some oddball piece of scientific equipment. Computers age much faster than instruments, and so often the interface software needs some old out of date OS and hardware to run. Try giving a call to the research focused department of your choice at your local university- and try and talk to the lab folk doing research, not the IT support who deal with student & email issues.

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  172. Costco might give you some $$$... by ahow628 · · Score: 1

    Check here: http://www.greensight.com/CostcoTrades/Common/equiptypes.aspx?SiteXfrMsg=1 Even if they don't give you a Costco Cash Card for it, they will recycle it for free.

  173. Give Them Away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slap a good Linux distro on it and give them to charities in your area. Not only are doing right in your community, the donations are tax deductible!

  174. Metal recycling place by majortom1981 · · Score: 1

    You can get some good cash by bringing the laptops to a metal recycling place. most take computer equipment now because they have all sorts of valuable metals inside like copper.

  175. Use it to serve up Long Distance and Local Calling by i)ave · · Score: 1

    http://magicjack.com/ . YMMV, but apparently this little device plugs into the back of a USB port and you then plug any phone into the back of the device. As long as the software is running, for $40/year you are supposed to receive unlimited local and long-distance calling. You must have a computer running 24/7 if you plan for your phone to work 24/7. It doesn't make sense to keep a desktop with a 250W power-supply running 24/7 just to have a working phone -- in some markets, the money you save on the phone service might just be diverted to your electric bill. However, with an old laptop computer that has a tiny power supply and really isn't good for much else, this might make sense. I've read some reviews about this thing that are positive and some that are negative... don't buy it without investigating it, their customer service is nearly nonexistent, but there are other people out there who seem happy with their $40/year local and LD phone service.

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  176. BOINC em' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://boinc.berkeley.edu/projects.php

  177. dedicated jukebox and photo frame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm converting one ancient-history dell into a digital jukebox and photo frame. keep the drive inside tiny (actually, its mostly ignored 'cause i'm using a knoppix cd to boot) and have a large external drive with photos and a copy of the mp3 collection. when in the room or entertaining guests, start an mp3 playlist and then a photo-showing screensaver.

    similarly, if you don't want the external, you can boot off its hard drive, have a cd of photos, and use the network to tap into an internet radio station of your choice.

    make and use a small wooden half-box to cover up the keyboard so only the monitor is showing.

  178. Cisco console! by ghislain_leblanc · · Score: 1

    Since most newer laptops don't have a serial port, I always keep an aging laptop connected to my switches, routers and firewalls (via serial interface). It saved my ass a few time after an "ip route" command gone bad kicked me out. It sure beats going down the datacenter in a hurry.

  179. Creepy Crawley by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

    Servo controller. Give it legs and shock your neighbors.

  180. Do A REALLY Good Thing! by Stervyatnik · · Score: 1

    There is a gentleman by the name of Ken who runs a business in the Texas area refurbishing old computers for kids who normally wouldn't have them, and you can probably get hold of him via his blog, Blog of Helios (http://linuxlock.blogspot.com/). That would be a very nice thing to do! Beats the gas and matches thing I saw, hands down.

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  181. Digital picture frames by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fairly simple conversion, boots up and starts a slideshow of the preloaded pictures. Parents/grandparents love them.

  182. A Few Ideas by cranky_slacker · · Score: 1

    1) MythTV front end
    2) NAS
    3) Firewall/Gateway (think Astaro)
    4) Got kids? If so, no need for them to use your machines
    5) Home automation
    6) Target practice
    7) Give one to me

  183. Can You Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of These? by rssrss · · Score: 1

    Well, why not?

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  184. Halloween! by NUBlackshirts · · Score: 1

    Give them out to the neighborhood kids on Halloween instead of candy. Of course, if the laptops really are that old, you may end up getting your house TP'ed by the more tech-savvy kids.

  185. Re:basic services + more by halcyon1234 · · Score: 4, Informative
    An additional feature about using a laptop as a webserver: built-in UPS. Even if the battery will only hold a few minutes of charge. Monitor the computer for a "on-battery" state, and respond accordingly. (Wait x seconds to see if the power comes back up, if not perform a clean shutdown...).

    And, laptops are low-profile. Shove them in a closet or under your desk. If they'll run too hot, spend $5 and get one of those cooling-pads with fans built in. remote control the laptop server whenever you need to. If you need console access-- it has a built-in keyboard, mouse and screen.

    If you can fit 2 nics in them, they'll make excellent firewall appliances. Most laptops will come with a NIC built-in. Add a second PC-MCIA nic. If they're P2/P3, they might even have a modem built in. You can add fax-capabilities onto the server. Heck, if you're ambitious enough, set it up as a PBX. Have fun automatically routing telemarketers to an eternal on-hold "Chocolate Rain" message. Automatically reply to fax-spam with Hello.JPG.

    If you are going to go the donation route, then look into making a portable lab for a school. Install wireless nics on each computer, and configure them to talk nicely to a wireless router. Then donate the whole shebang to a school. Schools need a computers for a lot of students, but not necessarily all at once. A lab of 10-20 computers that can be moved room-to-room is perfect for a lesson that needs computer access in a place other than a computer lab. (Taking it into a science lab so they can run spreadsheet calculations on experiment results, eg).

    If it's a P3, it should be powerful enough to make a usable HTPC out of. Most P3 laptops I've seen have TV-Out built into them. Hook them up to a TV. Transfer media files to it as needed (I assume they have a 8-12GB HDD). Alternately, slap a large-capacity USB hard drive onto it and make it double as a fileserver.

    Lots of uses.

  186. Donate them to the Peace Corps, or volunteer orgs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, older laptops tend to be tougher. There's a library out there called the Sustainable Technology Library, and it's hard as hell to get it in microfiche anymore. They sell the library as CDROM, and that's all we need a laptop for, to read the library in the remote, jungle, desert bush.

  187. Recycle it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.gcycle.org

  188. ...or something more functional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I always wanted to turn an old laptop, preferably with broken case, into an Ambient Scouting Device For Looking Around The Net.

    Imagine a digital picture frame, enhanced with the capability to tell you what interesting things happen around you - Mails you receive, Posts on your favourite Blogs, News from several sources, what stars are out on the current night... whatever. Now, what is "interesing" for the user is, of course, hard to determine. This is an area where you can get creative with software: From simple filtering of RSS feeds to sending agents out into the WorldWideWilderness, this should be the interesting part for hackers.

    Hardware-wise, I thought of replacing the hard drive with some solid-state-memory and mounting the necessary components into a nice wooden frame. Turn off all unneccessary parts in order to save energy, and you get a nice info display.

    1. Re:...or something more functional by Lord+Kestrel · · Score: 1

      Rather than the typically expensive SSD, go with a usb or ide flash drive. You don't need much space, even a 512mb one would be more than enough. Less heat, and quite a bit cheaper.

  189. Internet Radio! by Bilbo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have an old PII/266 which runs DSL (Damn Small Linux) very nicely. I put XMMS on it, and hooked the speaker out to one of the alternate audio inputs on my stereo. It's not phenomenally high quality stereo, but at least better than most FM reception, and you've got hundreds (thousands?) of online radio stations to pick from.

    DSL has some problems, such as shutting down the system if I close the lid on the laptop, and then not recovering the ethernet connection when I open it up again, but for the most part, it's better than tossing out the laptop. It's a lot smaller and cleaner looking than trying to get a full blown system with a monitor and keyboard to do the same thing.

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    1. Re:Internet Radio! by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Why XMMS? MPD is a lot better suited to the task. There are plenty of clients to choose from to control it locally and remotely. And if you install pulseaudio with it, you can have it output to any computer in the house.

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    2. Re:Internet Radio! by Bilbo · · Score: 1

      Thanks! I'll check out the link. The one trick might be finding a package for DSL. I have a feeling there is a problem with the hard drive in that laptop, since it's a little flaky, so I'm tempted to leave well enough alone. However, if I rebuild it some time, I'll try out MPD or some similar package.

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    3. Re:Internet Radio! by Hatta · · Score: 1

      DSL is based on knoppix which is based on debian, you should be able to use their packages.

      And if you're having trouble with your hard disk, boot it from the network. ;D

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  190. Listen to the article tag.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DO what the tag suggest. Beowulf cluster ;)

  191. Robots anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen projects that use stripped down computers to control robots and log data collected. Granted, the robot must be pretty large (big payload), but computers that have seemingly "slow" processors for modern applications have tons of power if you're just running an AI based off C code (plenty of power for any code language). I/O can be taken care of with a parallel port or USB, but some applications may require an ADC or DAC (USB connected adc/dac's are available).

    This project wouldn't be for the timid. Programming this type of thing can be a headache, especially if your guidance system uses a camera for object recognition.

  192. additional monitor space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You set them to boot under windows 98, and install Maxivista on them and use them as additional displays for windows boxes, or a base linux/X install to make them extra displays for linux boxes... You already own them, so in essence they are free monitors.

  193. +1 on task specific linux uses (routers) by Sleepy · · Score: 1

    Old laptops are great for customizable routers and proxies (try m0n0wall... and yes I know it's FreeBSD-basednot Linux)
    They're also good for household webservers... streaming audio servers or streaming audio clients.

    They're decent on power and generate relatively little heat, and for these tasks, you might go into the BIOS and even UNDER-CLOCK the CPU. You would also use a slimmed-down OS install and possibly no desktop (look at web-based admin tools like WebMin and the like) if you'd rather not deal with remote console access.

    Or give them to a charity that wipes the drives and installs Linux. Anything above 266 Mhz is usable enough for studying and schoolwork, or email and some web browsing. Typically you can max out the memory on these things for under $10 if you find larger (compatible) memory on eBay.

  194. e-waste recycling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    E-waste recyclers do exist within the US. Although they are not always easily found if you do not follow the industry. Many manufacturers are now providing take back programs jointly with an e-waste recycler. Donating the equipment may be a good option but only if it is in good working order, otherwise you will just be passing the trash, which unfortunately is what happens for many donations.

    E-waste is a growing problem and it needs to be treated properly. Unfortunately, most states do not have regulation mandating the proper disposal of electronics. Please check with your state's department of environmental quality for the suggested disposal of your electronics. You may also want to follow up to see how the recycler is handling the e-waste. Some are just distributors which ship off e-waste to developing countries. If the recycler is a signer of the e-Stewards Electronics Recycler's Pledge of True Stewardship it will be processed appropriately. E-waste recycling usually does cost a bit for disposal in order for it to be processed correctly.

    Here are a few questions you can ask about the retirement of electronics when purchasing new ones.

          1. Does your company offer a take back program or a trade in program?
                      1. Please describe any fees associated with this program?
          2. Please list typical uses for equipment which has been returned to the manufacturer through one of these programs?
          3. Please describe the recycling process for equipment which is considered obsolete?
          4. Does your company run its own recycling program or contract out to an e-waste recycler?
          5. Is your company or your contracted recycler a signer of Basel Action Network's www.ban.org e-Stewards Electronics Recycler's Pledge of True Stewardship?

  195. I'll cover shipping on two more by story645 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I was going to suggest the same. Hell, he can send me 4 of them if he'd like, I'll pay shipping. My nephews would love them.
    I'll take another two-and gladly pay for shipping. My laptop is great for babysitting or distracting young cousins, and I'd love a linux box that I can turn into a dedicated toy-kid I'd mostly be giving it too has a desktop that's running Window's ME so the speed could be an improvement. It'd save fights over who gets my laptop 'cause linux kids games are cooler than anything I've got.
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  196. Donate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give them to Freegeek (http://freegeek.org/) or World Computer Exchange (http://www.worldcomputerexchange.org/) or a similar organization in your area.

  197. Schools & Labs need Print servers by Mastadex · · Score: 1

    Here at the Lab I work at (U of Toronto), we use a bunch of old laptops as print servers and Queue machines. They don't need the screen to be on all the time, and acting as a server queue is not resource intensive at all. I suggest donate them to schools as servers.

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  198. Darrin J Viccione by Darrin-J-Viccione · · Score: 1

    what about old laptops with mild water damage? - Darrin J Viccione

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  199. Old laptops are SUPER useful by MindPrison · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The one reason that older Laptops retain value after their life expectancy have run out is that they are complete compact computers that comes with screen, keyboard, storage ready to use right there and now.

    What do I use them for?

    I've refurbished one of the smallest laptops in the world (3010ct) from Toshiba (Weighs around 1.2 kg) as a lightweight practical surfing machine that I can take with me anywhere (take THAT pricey Macbook AIR!) cost me 15 dollars plus 10 bucks for the wireless CF card + adapter - downloaded some russian win 98 usb hack to give it usb powers + some wifi cf hack to give it wifi...voila...it's a fantastic Wireless surfer.

    I've got a couple of nice IBM 600's that I've turned into portable Commodore 64's! Thanks to FRODO it instantly boots into a Commodore 64 within 10 seconds (take THAT you SLOW SLOOOW booting modern pcs that take 1-2 minutes to boot win xp!) This one can play all the cool games of our past years...and provide a nice prototyping platform to quickly try out some programming theories...

    I've turned my Olivetti Echos 100E into a super-Eprom-Programming station! Yes - Todays modern PCs'doesnt come with Parallel or Serial ports (sure...usb is some sort of ultra fast serial port..but it doesnt work...and converterboards suck in general so...) I use this one to burn EPROMS with those nice 80-90's eprom programmers!

    I've turned my other laptop into a Plotting Machine to make PCB's (Printed Circuit boards) ...yes..it's more compatible with my old style centronic port rather than those windowsy modern equivalents that absolutely wants to control all the hardware by itself... this old unit has full "dos" control and can run old "protel" software to create those Nice Direct-to-plotter pcb layouts that make the life of a nerd a bit easier and cheaper.

    So yes - There's life in them old lappies still! I love'em!

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    1. Re:Old laptops are SUPER useful by NateTech · · Score: 1

      The Toshiba 3010 and 3015 are amazingly small and light, and if similar sized models were made today with modern processors and LCD screens, they would sell.

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  200. Personal Seismograph? by jrmcdaniel · · Score: 1

    Use an old mouse (optical probably works better) for the sensor, attach to a long-period pendulum, write some software for filtering and display, and keep track of local seismic activity.

  201. Another Option: by Lijemo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Another option: I was able to donate an ancient, not-great-when-it-was-new lap-top to the local community center.

    It was virtually useless to me, but they loved it. Some of the kids they work with are very techie-inclined, but their families can't afford even one computer. The center has computers that they can use, but of course they can't let the kids do anything that might mess them up. So an anchient, free, laptop was just the thing. First the some of the kids had fun figuring out how to work the Linux. And then since it was so old, they could let the kids who loved to tinker with things go to town on it, without worrying that they might break it. Great fun was had by all.

  202. It was a donation, not an investment. by Timothy+Chu · · Score: 1

    Just be glad he was buying cigarettes and not his next fix-in-a-needle.

    Desperate people will use any story they have to get cash. They will evoke tears, uncontrollable sobbing, etc. I've offered to buy food, only for that person complain about allergies. So if I give away money, I do it expecting that it's only to get the person one step closer to his drug fix.

  203. restore-ee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plug in a few USB disks, create an LVM and use the laptop to run restore-ee (restore-backup.com).

  204. try using this info. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Tiger Direct offers and excellent alternative. The company offers fixed amount gift certifies for used equipment. The best part? They will provide you a prepaid shipping label -- even for heave desktop systems.

    While recycling your electronics probably will not make you rich, the recovered cash and closet space makes it worth it. You also get the bonus of knowing that your used tech will staying out of the landfill.

  205. One Word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Catapult

  206. Donate by CoffeeDaze · · Score: 1

    Donate it to someone local. I have been in need of an older/cheap laptop for quite a while. I'm sure there are a lot of people near you who could give it quite a few more years of use.

  207. Give them away by cptkaboom · · Score: 1

    You could get together with some friends and start a non profit to take old computers, repair them, load you fav distro on them and give them to kids that can't afford them. I know of three non profits in my area that have recently started to do this.

  208. Turn them into music client/alarm clock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have converted one of my very old laptop (tadpole sparcbook) into a alarm clock by connecting $12 speakers to them, which uses my mp3 collection hosted using zina.

    I have converted my other old laptop (A dell) into a music frontend for other room by connecting a pair of good quality speakers to it. This laptop boots up with firefox. Firefox is configured with weather plugin and music plugin.

  209. Media Box by x0xRavenx0x · · Score: 1

    my laptop has a cracked screen so it became my media box for my 34in tv in my living room. it's like a 645mhz with a dvd rom drive.

  210. Turn it into a MAME machine! by crashoddity · · Score: 1

    Build or find an arcade cabinet and use one of the computers as a MAME emulator. You can use an old monitor or TV for a bigger display, and you can even build an arcade-style joystick by taking apart a cheap PS2 controller and hooking up arcade buttons to it. There are lots of places that sell the buttons as well as plenty of tutorials on how to build joystick controllers. Here's a couple sites: http://www.xgaming.com/arcade_buttons.shtml http://wrongcrowd.com/arcade/parts.shtml

  211. Security camera by ShannaraFan · · Score: 1

    Put Linux on one, plug in a webcam, and use Motion to turn it into a motion-sensing security camera.

  212. Useful cells inside the Li-ion batteries by Cinnaman · · Score: 1

    Open up the Li-ion batteries and use the (hopefully 18650) cells to power torches from sites like DealExtreme. I had a Pentium 133mHz IMB Thinkpad that was a bad eBay purchase, the battery wouldn't take charge. I opened up the battery pack and found eight out of twelve useable 17500 cells (these can be used in place of a 3xAAA battery holder).
    Be warned that any short circuiting during the dismantling procedure will cause the batteries to eject toxic gas and possibly catch on fire.

  213. Roomba by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Throw in a wireless card and webcam and Slap it on top of a roomba. Virtually present yourself to anyone. You can avoid annoying cocktail parties, visits to the family, maybe even work. And with some clever ai maybe not even have to be behind the controls.

  214. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Insightful

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  215. Donate to 3rd world countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Donate to 3rd world countries, the project OLPC is the biggest BS ever they are a profit company...

    Here is what you do, contact any 3rd world consul and ask then about donations. Let me tell you, they will really put to use these computers.

    I've send 5 old p3's to high schools in brazil, hell they even sent me pictures of the kids working on them.

  216. Rack KVM? by olcrazypete · · Score: 1

    Anyone have a way to turn them into some sort of rack KBM display for server monitor/input? It tears me up to order the rack screens/keyboards for big money, then toss out surplus old laptops that are the same thing w/out the multiple inputs. P

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  217. Put Linux on it!!! by anexkahn · · Score: 1

    What else would you expect? more seriously though...could install it in your car and use it for a nav system. A PIII laptop should not have a problem running map software with a GPS and maybe playing MP3's at the same time. You could get one of the in-dash touch screens for $300 and then hide the laptop under the seat

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  218. Used laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am installing a Think Pad T42 in my car for GPS and wifi while mobile. I can do of this on my phone, but I cant play cd's or mp3's loud enough. DVD movies, web design on the fly, etc. I also own a computer repair service with quite a few clients that I have to access remotely all of the time..

  219. Send them to me! by Peyre · · Score: 1

    Old laptops are still plenty useful. I know a few people who would love to have an old laptop, and I love refurbishing these things for people who can use them. Hell, a nice PIII would be a welcome replacement for my old PII.

  220. Kickboxing taught by Stephen Hawking by mathimus1863 · · Score: 1

    On my ten-year-old laptop, I installed a text-to-speech program (festival) and wrote some bash & python scripts to time kickboxing warmups and workouts. It's like having Stephen Hawking there with a stopwatch telling me exactly what to do and when (I even wrote some randomization scripts so that it's different every time). For someone who has poor self-motivation, having the computer tell me what do with precise timing makes it difficult to get away with cheating.

  221. MBC by Aaron+B+Lingwood · · Score: 1

    Mobile Beowulf Cluster

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  222. Environmental Disposal and Recycling Services by MrNobodyOne · · Score: 1

    There are several Environmental Disposal and Recycling Services out there that have some good, no cost programs in place. If you were in Canada for instance, I'd recommend contacting the Electronic Recycling Association (link provided below). ERA for instance can collect old computers for donation and recycling in Calgary, Edmonton, Vancouver, Toronto, and across Canada. They have different programs setup depending on whether it's a private individual or a business that is making the donation.

    I'm certain that most provincial or state governements in North America can provide many other options or contact information for other such organizations.

    http://www.era.ca/

  223. Sell them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People on EBay are retards over laptops. You'll probably get $50-100 AT LEAST for each machine, especially if you photograph them with any sort of OS running on them. People lose their heads over laptops, they will pay more for a used low-end P4 than it costs to buy a brand new (low-end, but still probably Core Duo-based) machine.

  224. Re:Bonfire "A Great Way of Life, A Great Way of" by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Life..."

    Send them to the 'Chair Force'...

    They seem to want computers, foreign and domestic, these days...

    --
    Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
  225. Craptop..... by angus_rg · · Score: 1

    Be on the WAN, while on the can.

  226. Turn them into servers by mindstormpt · · Score: 1

    They're cool for low-power silent servers. I have a couple p2 toshibas running BSD and they've been working great for years.

  227. Blend-O-Matic by LaggingTom · · Score: 1

    Take out the optical drive in each of the laptops, attach blades to the spinning part with some duct take, and duct tape together an enclosure using the rest of the laptops, and then enjoy a silicon smoothie. Or better yet, get wheels that power themselves by the USB ports, and race the new laptop-karts.

  228. It's a no brainer! by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

    Take the (wiped) laptop to Starbucks. Sit down and enjoy a frothy drink. When no one is looking, get up and leave, without the computer. Think Bookcrossing but for laptops.

  229. Siphon by Descalzo · · Score: 1

    I have it on very good authority that construction vehicles are easy to siphon. Of course, you have to be careful to distinguish if it's gas or diesel.

    --
    I cried real tears when Li Mu Bai died.
  230. What about for linux by btempleton · · Score: 1

    Most of these projects run windows on the laptop. What would be nice is a small linux distro, pre-set-up to run from flash (replace hard drive with flash card) and:

    a) Get on net wirelessly

    b) Suck down new pictures from RSS feeds or flickr

    c) Be pretty foolproof, handle unplugging, battery death etc.

    d) Allow remote ssh/vnc administration. (Easy)

    Perhaps the chumby OS could be adapted?

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    1. Re:What about for linux by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Why go to the trouble of adapting chumby when there's already Damn Small Linux?

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      If you believe everything you read, you'd better not read. - Japanese proverb
    2. Re:What about for linux by btempleton · · Score: 1

      I know about DSL, it's a general distro. I'm talking about a custom distro (perhaps based on DSL or another mini distro)

      a) Designed to run on flash (which means you balance your writes)

      b) Designed to boot up and go into a slideshow mode (no X server probably)

      c) Easy to configure to read a photo feed from a web site like flickr.

      DSL is not that.

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  231. Donate Them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Donate them to a charity, someone can probably use them even though you cant. Alot of places refurbish computers and you can donate them there.

  232. MythTV frontend by person6661067 · · Score: 1

    MythTV frontends only need a about 667 MHz P3 to render video and most of them have s-video, they are small and use little power so they are perfect for descrete media comps.

  233. mememe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    feel free to send one (or two) to me, i'll pay shipping...

    One idea is a carPC, I run a car club and a few members have old shitty pc's in their cars used for tuning and datalogging.

    I also have an old PC acting as my server, BUT it's a fairly fast one and isn't "that" old.

    - Ashley H.
    Redd-Design

  234. Oh come on by marcus · · Score: 1

    All you need is a screwdriver and a bucket. One is for punching a hole in the bottom of the tank, the other is for collecting what drains out.

    I'll leave the deduction of which is for what as an exercise for the reader.

    --
    Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement.
    - W. Wriston, former Citibank CEO
  235. Thin clients. by Chris+Snook · · Score: 1

    Old laptops make great thin clients. This is rarely interesting in the home, but there are plenty of places they can be put to good use.

    --
    There's no failure quite as dissatisfying as a complete and total solution to the wrong problem.
  236. Donate to a School by CrazyP · · Score: 1

    You can probably easily donate them to a local public school or charity...

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    How do you take a picture of the best moment of your life?
  237. Re:Use them as a server / router by linuxpyro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At least then he can shut it down gracefully, maybe with a script that does so a few minutes after the DC power disappears. In this case it probably won't be used for something mission critical, so it wouldn't be practical to keep the server going through a whole power failure anyway.

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  238. Well... I'm trying to sell my powerbook by manoelhc · · Score: 1

    I'm selling my powerbook mac, made in 1994. Motorola processor, HD??, Ram memory??, No power supply and batteries are oxidized. $1000 + FedEx tax from Brazil. It looks great! Ideal for Mac Museum! Contact me if you want.

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    -- Simon said: Die!
  239. Um, that wasn't the goal until recently... by Omega · · Score: 0

    Turned all into poor mans xo laptops.

    That is so ironic, considering the goal of the XO laptop...

    The XO wasn't meant to be a "poor man's laptop", it was meant to be a learning computer that was also inexpensive. Something that promoted education and collaboration which could also work in a low-power, low-connectivity, intemperate environment.

    It wasn't until they agreed to put Windows on it that it became another "poor man's laptop." Now it's just a crappy cheap toy that doesn't promote learning but does run Windows applications (very slowly and underpowered).
  240. Virtual Machine on a Current PC is better by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Having one or two antique machines around to act as specialized servers can be useful - a DNS/DHCP box, a print server, whatever. And it's useful to have a couple of screens scattered around the house for casual browsing, music playing, etc. But after that you're really much better off managing your server applications on a current machine, either as applications on the primary machine or as virtual machines if you need extra security or isolation. Modern CPUs may use more power than old ones, but if you're already running one, you're just adding a few cycles to it and using a bit more RAM, compared to each older machine needing to fire up RAM, video cards, network interfaces, disks, etc.

    --

    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
    1. Re:Virtual Machine on a Current PC is better by nbert · · Score: 1
      Like I said I'm not to serious about distcc in this case.

      Having one or two antique machines around to act as specialized servers can be useful - a DNS/DHCP box, a print server, whatever.
      The energy bill will most likely exceed the price for a dedicated device within less than 5 years (in some cases even just one year). Just take into account that a laptop consuming 50W results in 438 kWh on your energy bill. I pay around .30 per kWh, so that's $131.4 per year for me. In that light I'll buy any router consuming less than 25W right away. I'm aware that the energy price I pay is quite extreme, but even for those paying .20 or .15 it's basically the same equation - it just takes a little longer.
  241. why so complicated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1.siphon

    2.neighbors car

    3.bonfire 1. neighbors car

    2. Bonfire

  242. Linux Servers! by neowolf · · Score: 1

    Okay, it's Slashdot, I'm probably the 99th person to suggest this...

    I get old laptops from my employer on a fairly regular basis. They are too old and slow for our staff to use, but we just can bring ourselves to throwing them away.

    I use them as file, print, and special purpose (backup, jukebox, entertainment) servers at home. It's amazing what you can do with Linux and one or more cheap USB HDDs and network adapters (if it is a REALLY old laptop).

    They make perfect home servers because by their nature- they are very energy efficient. I've also found they actually stack quite nicely, since once you have Linux installed- you don't need to use the screen or keyboard. You can use the one on top as a console. :)

    If the batteries still have a litte bit of life left in them- you've got built-in UPS capabilities too. If the battery is toast- I recommend just pulling it. The charging circuit is just wasting power and you've got a minimal risk of fire if the battery goes really bad and it overheats.

  243. Beowulf Cluster by Spamitor · · Score: 1

    Cluster install Linux Beowulf config, then install open source weather prediction algorythims. Typical results can provide extremely accurate next-day forecast models. With the hardware you mention, processing should take 24 hours per forecast.

  244. Firewall by Dammital · · Score: 1

    I ran an old 32MB Compaq Armada with a cracked case and no battery for a couple of years as my home firewall, running OBSD. Sat on a bookshelf drawing little power and quietly did its job. I rarely opened it up. Ended up replacing it with a Soekris box when the HD started to whine.

  245. Network Engineering / Fieldtech by pyster · · Score: 0

    Chances are these laptops have real serial ports and are powerful enough to use terminal services and other remote desktop functions. This makes these laptops the perfect network engineer and field tech laptops. Cheap, dont care if thety break, and you dont have to use a port replicator. (all serial port replicators suck ass btw. none of them have lifetime of more than afew months under real use.) other ideas: fileserver for your MyMook array, generic internet machine, network virus scanner, misc remote services, alarm clock, FAST dos/c64 box, robot brain (interface to motors via line driving chips or a PIC and the serial/printer ports), digital picture frame, kids computer, poor persons computer, etc... If you reload these machines to give them out make sure you install every possible piece of software that the user will need for their purpose, keeping in mind the power of the machine in question, tweek all the settings (disable services, etc...) and create a ghost image of the machine with instructions on how to restore it.

  246. Sport by Lord+Lode · · Score: 1

    Try to invent a sport "Laptop throwing".

  247. Re:Use them as a server / router by clarkn0va · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Get a 5V router and plug it into the server's USB port.

    db

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    I am literally 3000 tokens away from the chaotic crossbow --Stephen
  248. Laptops by jkeelsnc · · Score: 1

    I have an Old Dell C610 that I am using with Clarkconnect right ow. IN fact, I will be using squid as a proxy server with it. :)

  249. We bolted it to the kitchen wall... by dskoll · · Score: 1

    ... and use it as a tool to monitor our Asterisk system.

  250. Beowolf Cluster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine a.. oh, it's not even repetitious anymore.

  251. Art by Flapjack · · Score: 1

    Turn the display around so it closes with the LCD outwards, and have them cycle art via the network or it's own drive - put a picture frame over them and you'll have a dynamic art display! You could do family photos, downloaded art, etc.

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    More is Better.
  252. "Build a bridge out of [them]!" by Cyric · · Score: 1

    I mean, you *could* build one out of stone ... but where's the fun in that?

    --
    Winners tell stories while losers yell deal.
  253. Monitor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't you turn laptops into extra monitors or something? That's what I would do if I had extra machines and lots of space. I think the software is called Maxivista or something.

  254. Here, take my crap! by rueger · · Score: 2, Informative

    Guess what - a computer that old that doesn't run commonly used software (in others, MS Office, and an up to date web browser) is of no more interest to most non-profit groups that it is to you. They can buy a new system for $500 and likely have no interest in whatever ancient laptops are cluttering up you garage.

    If you can't think of a use for it, and you can't think of anyone in your immediate circle that would want it, then it's better to pass it on to whatever group in your town can at least take a stab at recycling it.

  255. use it as car gps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those of us who got divorced and now have the front passenger seat of the car unoccupied, place laptop next to you and use laptop as a GPS unit...

  256. Y'er all forgetting a CAR option!!! by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Make a cheap car-puter/dvd player for your kids. You could mount it almost anywhere, or even recess it into the dash...

    You could set it up for war-driving, wire it into your sound system, add an external drive that you could plug in (and use for transfers) ... and if you were really keen, you could use a 3G connection card to triangulate your position as a poor man's GPS.

    ... or you could set it up and pretend to be a cop...

  257. Cure Cancer? by GothPanda · · Score: 1

    If any of them are in working order, you could put on a copy of Damn Small Linux, and run a copy of Folding@home... Just an idea...

  258. Re:basic services + more by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    I currently have an IBM thinkpad A21p (Mobile P3 850, clocks itself down to 700) as my firewall/dhcp system. Linux, firewall builder, blah blah blah. It has a xircom modem/eth and an internal eth, it's very handy. The internal UPS is gravy... the low power is enough to convince me.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  259. Squid cache, shoutcast, etc... by GuruBuckaroo · · Score: 1

    Like many posters here, I'm using old laptops with FreeBSD for a ton of various little tasks. I have one that serves as a squid-cache, router/firewall, nat, dhcp, dns, etc server for my home network; one that sits at my employer's network and provides shoutcast servers (6mbps is expensive for me, but cheap for them); I have two I use for "broadcasters" - hooked up to my music collection at home and sending music to the aforementioned server. I could probably replace my main webserver with one, but don't want to quite yet - maybe when I get a throwaway that's a little more powerful. And I just got one I'm considering hanging in the kitchen upside-down with a keyboard-arm.

    --
    Poor means hoping the toothache goes away.
  260. Xdmx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use distributed multihead to add them all up into a huge display.

  261. Starcraft Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Old machines almost certainly have the necessary oomph to run Starcraft. Set up a small lan-party-to-go and take it on the road to retirement homes and teach the locals how to play Starcraft. Or spend a pleasant afternoon on your local outdoor pedestrian mall, inviting passersby to join impromptu Starcraft competitions. (You'd be surprised how many people have the rules for playing that game burned into ROMs in their fingers).

  262. Several options including a museum like this by antoine64 · · Score: 1

    There are several things you can do with laptops: -picture frames -robot control computers -clusters -if they run blender or other 3d programs you can use them as a render farm -a basic browser computer for your living room -a music computer (mp3 player) for home/car -a terminal for a home automation system (that's what I am doing) -start a collection I have a Macintosh powerbook collection. I have a website at http://www.ryonix.com/powerbookmuseum/ I have over 20 Powerbooks from 1991 to 2004. It can be a bit obsessive though. And people will want to give you desktop computers as well and you will have trouble turning them down and you will get a huge pile of junk,etc..

  263. Non-profits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not donate to a non-profit? The organization gets laptops and you get a tax break. Plus the organization benefits greatly.

  264. JeanHuguesRobert by JeanHuguesRobert · · Score: 1

    1/ Turn them into additional monitors. Use http://www.maxivista.com/ 2/ What about an Arcade Game machine? Asteroids, PacMac, Space Invader, etc. Use Mame. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MAME 3/ Digital picture frames, as already proposed. Use http://repair4laptop.org/notebook_picture_frame.html, but please be ecology friendly.

  265. make a digital photo frame by thephydes · · Score: 1

    There was an article on here some time ago about how to do this. Its quite easy if time consuming. 1) dismantle. 2) turn the screen back to front. 3) mount in a box with the "guts" behind the screen. Mine ( made from and old mac wallstreet) has an ethernet port so uploading new pix to it is straightforward.

  266. How many?!? by crhylove · · Score: 1

    Rip all the batteries out, throw 'em in an old Dodge Dart, and you've got an electric car.

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  267. Community project by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    My barber has a sign up in front of his barber chair asking for donations of old laptops.
    I've been helping him renovate them and give them to 'deserving causes' who need laptops but can't afford one. (think poor families with kids who need them for school/college or single parents etc).
    From the feedback we've got, it really does help fill a need in our the local community.

  268. Way Off Topic (WOT): Parent needs correcting. by neBelcnU · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sorry to go so far OT, but the parent poster is wildly misleading about the process of removing the fuel pump. "...removing the in tank fuel pump (not too hard on many cars)..."

    The in-tank fuel pump is attached to a "manhole" opening on the top of the tank. Since the tank is mounted under the car this means removal requires first removing the gas tank, a nontrivial task. In the US market, the overwhelming majority require removal of the tank in order to service the in-tank fuel pump.

    The only exceptions I know of were 2 European manufacturers' products, all from the early 80's through early 90's. There may be others, but I do not have 1st hand knowledge of them.

    Hey, if I'm gonna take off on a tangent, I'm gonna take it well past the limits of sanity.

    1. Re:Way Off Topic (WOT): Parent needs correcting. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Not all cars need the tank removed. In my 1988 Nissan, you had to remove the bottom seat cushion (which was simple as it held in by clips - pop it out in a few seconds) then remove a small plate that was held in place with four bolts, then you had access to the top of the tank and fuel sender unit which was held in place by (IIRC) 6 bolts. You could have the fuel pump out in 10 minutes easy by yourself if you knew what you were doing with nothing more fancy than a socket wrench (and some luck that the bolts aren't rusted in place as the case was with my car). Of course, you would need access to the interior of the car to do this, but you could use the socket wrench for that too.

  269. Smashing for Charity by fubarific · · Score: 1

    I know a lot of people smash tend to have "smash a car!" type charities. It might be possible that if you have enough laptops people would pay to smash them with the weapon of their choice. I'm sure if you got in touch with your local high school events council they'd like the idea.

  270. Creative Destruction by bagsc · · Score: 1

    It reminds me of the story of the Russian farmer. When Communism fell in 1990, foreigners came through towns and found some using the original equipment acquired in the 1920's. They used it because "it still worked." They didn't realize that for the amount of time and money they put in maintenance, they could be renting a new, vastly more efficient pieces of equipment.

    Let them go. They aren't worth spending hours messing with.

    --
    http://www.accountkiller.com/removal-requested
  271. Fashionable classics in the making by ClarisseMcClellan · · Score: 1

    In the future there will be few notebook machines of the PII/PIII era that actually work. Hence, you could refurbish these humble notebooks with new batteries, keyboards, power cords, optical disks, fixed disks and CCFL tubes. The parts can be found now, they will be hard to come by in days to come. The expenditure may seem outlandish but it is necessary to get a future classic retro-notebook, with collectible value.

    Much like how some people use and maintain classic cars there will come a time when people maintain and use classic computers. A vintage IBM from before it all went Lenovo with as-new functionality will command a premium, Toshibas and VAIOs will do too. The HPs and Dells of that era had flimsy cases and could completely vanish, much like the Ford Cortina or anything ever made by British Leyland (except for the old Mini or earlier Minor).

    The notebooks have to work if they are to have value in the future. Much like how a classic car actually works and gets from A to B with style, the refurbished PII/PIII retro classic (with wifi card) will be able to run a browser and get from virtual A to B in style.

    If the investment route is not for you then give away the machines to someone that can get toy value from them, otherwise cannot your local council dispose them for a small fee?

  272. Put a free Typing Tutor on them. Lots of adults.. by ankhank · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I recently heard from someone who manages a mailroom in a large firm that _none_ of her staff knew how to type, so they were really unable to apply to move up to any other job in the organization.

    They were locked into the low end job slot.

    I got an old laptop, erased Windows from its tiny old hard drive, set it up to boot DOS (FreeDOS, I think) and installed an autoexec file to run an old copy of Typing Tutor III -- which is still probably the best thing going to learn the home row then slowly add keys and build speed and sequences.

    You can still find it for sale, look around.

    No eye candy, no other programs, no mouse, nothing to fiddle with.

    It remembers different people so they all are using it -- and now they're competing with each other to get faster and better.

    Typing Tutor was an incredible simple DOS program.
    Enter your name. It remembers where you left off and what you need next.

    And it has a lovely little Letter Invaders game -- falling letters, lower case and upper case, that's tied to your current level of keyboard experience.

    Put headphones on the laptop so nobody bothers the student because of the music it plays.

    There's _no_garbage_ on this setup. I pulled out the floppy/CD drive modules.

    All it does is -- teach people to type.

    Show them just the home row ASDF JKL; and tell them where to put their fingers at the start.

    That's all you need.

    ** I know it seems incredible but there are a _lot_ of adults still who never learned to use a keyboard. Poor family. Poor schools with no tech at all. No tools, no teachers.

    Help someone out with your old laptops. Set one up so you know it works as needed and then shop it around.

    Figure it's a throwaway -- tie it down maybe, but make clear it's a doorstop, tell people they can borrow it, take it home, it's not worth stealing.

    All it can do is teach.

  273. Give them to a Christian African Charity in Kenya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As most of you know, laptops are mostly unsuitable for linux as their BIOS'es have been messed with in order to make it maximally inconvenient to do so: the video will not display better than 640x480 at 16 colors or will not function at all with drivers from the supplier of the 'integrated chips' that are supposed to run the video on the laptop; the audio drivers from the audio manufacturer mysteriousely will not function; network drivers are not available at all for that particularly 'proprietary flavor' of net chip; etc ad nauseum...all micro$ sabotage of the free software community in an area that they have been able to get away with. You could take a truckload of them to Mexico on a vacation, distributing them to some poor parish Priest and his congregation in some small mountain town. You realize of course that in so doing you will propagate micro$ monopoly to yet another generation. Or you could get the licenses of all the older windo$ systems and sell them or give them to poor folks along with a copy of the main operating system. This may not work with XP or 'newer' as these may be tied by the license number to its original proprietary system. Or you could just set up a small internet cafe in a small Mexican town with them and make a little money in your retirement from your small shop. Gas and food is cheaper there. Housing is there for the asking, as whole towns are sitting vacant, peopled only by ghosts, old people and young children and abandoned wives of economic refugees to the USA that are never coming back. The weather is nice as long as you are not too low nor too high in elevation, as climate in Mexico is defined by how high above sea level you live. Anything will grow, and does, so you can have bouganvillas outside you window all year around.

  274. Power Saver by coldsalmon · · Score: 1

    These laptops can probably do 80-90% of what you need your computer for. Leave THEM on all day for web browsing, email, music, etc., and only turn your high-power computers on when you really need them (read: for gaming). If you're running any home server processes that need to be online 24-7, these would be perfect for that as well. I'm thinking of using an old Pentium as my 24-hour computer/server, with an external HDD for my /home directory that can be shared with my dual-core AMD.

  275. HA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who used to have to do this my favorites include:

    Creating a "console". Load up the laptop with emulators/roms INCLUDING MAME!!!!!!!!!!!! Add controller and you're in like sin. As an added bonus, remove the lcd and use the lcd glasses for a cyberpunk/Shadowrun look.

    The other idea is:
    Install Tiny/Micro XP, install some free Virtual Instruments (VSTs) set the shell to boot the VST instead of explorer.exe add midi keyboard and VOILA!!!!! Instant synth.

    You could also pull the same trick with removing the lcd and setting Winamp to run instead of Explorer and have yourself a network jukebox.

  276. Had wrong cables AND it didn't like the LPT ports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Original AC back here. Thanks for the links.

    For some silly reason, the Win95 DCC problem was twofold:

    1. I had the wrong cables all along. Initially I was trying just a normal parallel cable, male on both ends, both with and without null modems attached. I even tried normal network cables and crossover cables with null modem adapters, to no avail. In my pile of cables, I eventually found a black cable that is flat like a phone line, yet the connectors are the size of the ones on normal network cables. I hooked null modem adapters on each end, and that ultimately worked.

    2. It doesn't work over my parallel ports, period. I have no idea why. Serial ports work though, albeit very slow.

    In my tests, I transferred 3.66 MB in 10 minutes. Ouch. I then bumped up the serial port settings to 115k, and the same transfer took about 7½ minutes. Not much improvement, but it will have to do. A CD will take a full day to copy, but that's better than nothing, I guess. Fortunately most of my transfers will be small and relatively infrequent.

    The Pentium 75 or 133 will be perfect for taking a few spreadsheets, mp3s, and other small stuff with me on a trip. If either laptop is damaged, stolen, or even lost in transit, it's no major loss, as the other throwaways are even better. :) I'm a firm believer in using just what it is sufficient for the task, and dedicating each PC to its own task. Some will be given away, once they're set up.

    Now that I know which cables are correct (and knowing to use serial instead of parallel), the DOS Pentium III will be an interesting challenge. Networking isn't exactly my strength as you can see, but I have successfully configured dial-up connections on pure DOS, Win3x, and Linux in the past, so I feel I'll eventually get this working too... with LOTS of perseverance and patience. :)

  277. laptop ip phone router thingy by dmoorhouse · · Score: 1

    I took my old laptop, added a wireless card (along with the wired nic), put a simple firewall ruleset on which allows ports for VOIP to forward through it and then attached my wire-only grandstream ip phone. Now my ip phone is essentially wireless. I also removed the hard drive and remastered knoppix to do what I needed and now the laptop can weather power outages up to three hours. I can lug my phone/laptop combo around the house without needing to run new network connections. Longest uptime on the laptop was 144 days.

  278. Re:Catholic Priests Love Free Porn by Chutulu · · Score: 0

    yeah if it's kiddie porn he will be definitely happy

  279. MAGICJACK 24/7 client (and Wifi router, etc) by neurocutie · · Score: 1

    www.magicjack.com

    $20+$20/yr for VOIP phone service with a USB dongle.

    The laptop is a perfect 24/7 platform to support Magicjack. I know cuz I'm using an old PII laptop for exactly that... the same laptop is also serving as a DHCP server, router, WiFi access point, file server and printer server.

  280. Gasoline is too expensive... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    Save some money. Just leave it unattended for a few minutes then report it stolen.

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  281. Sniffing? by bobbonomo · · Score: 1

    A stand-alone packet sniffer. This is what I use an old P3 for.

  282. Some ideas by Trogre · · Score: 1

    With a bit of creative modding, old laptops make great wall-mounted digital photo frames, with more interesting possibilities than the dedicated ones you can buy these days.

    Low-powered home audio client. Put one in every room you want music in, and dump Amarok on them. With the lower power consumption than desktops, you could probably afford to keep them on 24/7.

    Datalogger/server. Have one in the basement logging your power usage/temperature sensors/whatever about your house.

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  283. Try this by hardburlyboogerman · · Score: 1

    Do what I do.I put computers like the ones you have into the Computers for Kids Project here in Southeastern Kentucky.I refurbish the machines and give them to low income kids(usually routing the machines thru churches)free of charge.I do some good and the kids get a machine that they normally could not get.
    Did over 500 machines last year and I already done 250+ so far this year.

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  284. Try this formula by Allnighterking · · Score: 1

    ( old laptops + Linux ) * Youth Organization = Tax deduction + warm fuzzy. In other words. Get the ones you can working with Linux. Donate them to a Boys/Girls club rec center etc, and collect the deduction. The rest go to your local e-waste center.

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  285. Some more ideas by bmdavll · · Score: 1
  286. Re:Had wrong cables AND it didn't like the LPT por by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1
    >Fortunately most of my transfers will be small and relatively infrequent.

    Once you have an OS like Win98 on there, surely you can get a PCMCIA network card that works? 10 megabits, but still leaps and bounds better...

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  289. Run Webserver and Dynamips...Make a virtual rack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Run a webserver with Dynamips http://www.ipflow.utc.fr/blog/ and build a virtual rack.

    Let people access the Virtual Rack for free and/or nominal fee for power/etc

  290. Gcomprix, Xubuntu, and Puppy by thenonoman · · Score: 1

    I have done three things with old laptops. One I loaded Xubuntu (xubuntu.com) on for my kids to play with. They are too young to realize that it is really slow. Another is I downloaded Gcomprix, which is a live CD of the educational suite Gcompris. Gcomprix will run on dang near anything, and again, the kids love it. (http://nathguil.free.fr/gcomprix.iso) The last thing I have done is loaded Puppy Linux (puppylinux.com)on it. Puppy is a live CD that is less than 100MB, so it can run in RAM in most old machines. Puppy will run from PC cards, CF cards, flash drives, and Zip drives. You can also do a HD install with it. I have resurrected computers that others have written off. Puppy is awesomely fast and easy to use. It has every program the basic user would use.

  291. A piece of history! by sean4u · · Score: 1

    Apply to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation for funding to keep them going.

  292. In boat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Finland (Turku archipelago) we use old laptops
    with navigation software - I have an old ibm thinkpad 560X 16Mb memory and Tsunamis 99 software. That laptop does well and is better than those small
    navigation devices with small screens. Remember, you must have fresh win98 installation + nav software - nothing else.

  293. Re:Use them as a server / router by toddestan · · Score: 1

    If your battery still works (mine does not, alas), you've even got a built-in UPS!

    I did that for a while, but one day the power went out when I was not around, battery ran completely flat, and it never held a charge again. Now I have a laptop with a busted screen, busted network port, and no battery to find a use for.

  294. Use them as cheap networking hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, if you can put a second Ethernet card in them and install Linux, they may excellent network routers or dedicated firewalls. It has all the hardware of a set-top box, with an included screen and keyboard for emergency repairs!

  295. Freecycle by hack101 · · Score: 1

    I've had some success at placing older equipment on my local freecycle mailing list (wiping the disk first natch). That way, it doesn't end up in landfill (immediately) and someone who wants it has the hassle of collecting. Take a look at http://www.freecycle.org/ While you're at it, count how many unused mobile phones you have lying around...

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  296. Sell them for parts on eBay... by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

    ....failing that, recycle them, because with a brand-new Acer laptop costing me ~$500, there's no point in running an old PII/PIII laptop.

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  297. Recycle them by Cannelloni · · Score: 1

    Just get rid of them. Who wants old computers around their home?

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  298. Build an 1980's arcade machine by mjrobinson · · Score: 1
    Remember the 80's - space invaders, asteroids etc etc - just load up MAME, buy some proper arcade controls, stick it all in a shiny wooden box and then finally try and get those high scores that eluded you in your youth.

    I had a right laugh building my last arcade machine and even included a jukebox of 80's music just to complete the effect.

    MAME http://mamedev.org/about.html
    My arcade box http://www.bikesandkites.com/mame2.html

    Mike

  299. This is how you learn Linux by thesaurus · · Score: 1

    If it weren't for old, slow laptops, a lot fewer people would know how to use Linux. Battling everyday with Mythbuntu and an Xbuntu print server sure is teaching me.

  300. Shipping to Ecuador??? by moonshinerat · · Score: 1

    Hey mate, if you can find out the shipping costs to Ecuador I might take 'em off your hands.
    Let me know how many you got and the shipping costs from where you are.

  301. Re:Had wrong cables AND it didn't like the LPT por by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

    I used to something like this -- we had a Parallel - Ethernet dongle that came with a DOS "LANMAN" driver.

    You configure a LANMAN bootdisk and then use the NET USE command to map a drive on a regular WinNT-based server. If you google around, you can find pre-made LANMAN disk images so you don't need to dig through MS's FTP site and do it by hand.

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  302. Run Linux on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Old laptops can be excellent for running Linux to do one of functions - e.g. just a standalone web browser.

    You can checkout how to load Linux on some pretty old laptops here:

    http://www.linux-on-laptops.com/

  303. keep it longer by anton_kg · · Score: 1

    Keep it 100 years longer and try to sell it one more time.

  304. ChezGear by ChezGear · · Score: 1

    Take the ones that work the best and give them tp charity or to people that you know that could use them. The ones that don't work very well can be recycled, call your local town or call the maker of those laptops and see what programs that they have.

  305. Re:idea: give them to people who cross thru securi by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

    just to clarify, I meant to give them to willing volunteers who want to bring about some change.

    re-reading my post, it might seem like I'm suggesting handing them to random people. I didn't mean it that way.

    sort of an 'alice's restarant' style protest.

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  306. Donate to a lab in Africa? by linuxgnuru · · Score: 1


    I am living in Tanzania East Africa and try as I might, getting computers free isn't such an easy task as it is in the US. I am trying to build a computer lab to teach classes in Linux, sys-admin, and basic programming freely for the community, but all I have so far is an empty building.

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  307. Re:Use them as a server / router by pacinpm · · Score: 1

    Generally, if you're running a personal server on your home connection, as long as you're not adversely affecting your ISP's network, they won't care (or know about it). Why they should care? You pay for this connection. It's not their business what are you doing with it. Of course you can't do illegal stuff but running web server is hardly illegal (even in USA).
  308. Use as Networked Monitor - Desktop Extension! by person_man01 · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised that I didn't see this suggestion posted but why not just use network try this! http://www.maxivista.com/multi_monitor.htm You can network any old laptop and use it to extend your main computer's screen space.

  309. They want the war? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put something encripted on their HDs and try an get across US border with all of them.

    (see http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/05/15/1551246
    )

  310. One word... by csoto · · Score: 1

    trebuchet.

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  311. Re:Use them as a server / router by clarkn0va · · Score: 1

    how many routers can run on USB's maximum 500mA though?
    Very few, I'm sure, but I have a wireless access point (WL-330g) with rated input of 4V@1A that came with a USB power cord that works well. Granted, that's still only 4 watts max, still less than most routers want, but significantly more than the 500mA the USB port is rated for (if my AP is actually pulling full power, which it may not be; I've only used it for internet access).

    I'd wager it could be done with some commodity routers and perhaps even some specialized hardware. The fit-pc, for example takes 5V and claims power usage in the 3-5W range. That should run well enough on a USB power supply (or even greener using flash in place of the hdd) and provide all the functionality you could want using linux or m0n0wall.

    db

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  312. Stripped down Linux by WindShadow · · Score: 1

    I bought an adaptor from newegg for less than $10 which puts a laptop drive in a USB enclosure, using the USB for power. Now I can install a small Linux distro without fighting low memory, slow CPU and no CD. Or even a stripped down subset of a large distro like Fedora. The encrypted filesystem feature makes it easy to have a secure home directory for anything you don't want to share, while avoiding overhead of encryption for the open sopurce os.

    Makes a great box for taking notes and the like, in text mode, and a larger version will record meetings with the addition of a webcam.

  313. People will buy the strangest things. by FazzMunkle · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind that if you sell it people will buy it for whatever reason. I recently just bought a replacement power switch for an old Gateway P3 computer that I'm using as a media server. I bet that guy never thought that power switch would sell because it's such a specific or niche item.

  314. A large display clock by HighPerformanceCoder · · Score: 1

    I used one old thinkpad as a large display clock (using xclock resized to the entire screen) for my elderly mother-in-law. Trouble is, the machine needed resetting everytime the power went out (batteries were cactus).

    After she died, the same machine was repurposed as as a firewall/router/bids-login machine for my home network, until replaced by a $78 job WiFi router from D-Link that did the same think more reliably.