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Has Google Redefined Beta?

netbuzz writes "Someone finally took the time to do a count of all the Google apps marked 'beta.' And with fully 45% of its products carrying that familiar tag — including 4-year-old Gmail — Google says there's an explanation: Beta doesn't mean to them what it has long meant to the rest of the tech community. 'We believe beta has a different meaning when applied to applications on the Web,' says a company spokesman."

292 comments

  1. That's just plain stupid by rallymatte · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What are we going to call actual beta web software then? Alpha? But then what would we call Alpha software?
    I mean, just because you're still adding features to it, doesn't mean that it has to be called beta, does it?

    Also, what I quite don't understand is why they would want to call it beta, I mean, it's not like it's got a good cling to it. It just makes it sound like something unstable and unreliable. Google are tryint o get people to buy the premium version of Gmail. Why would someone want to pay for beta-testing something for someone?

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    1. Re:That's just plain stupid by dintlu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Us: If you don't like the definition, use a different word.
      Google: If you don't like the definition, change the definition.

      It's just how language works. If you're important enough you can do whatever you want.

    2. Re:That's just plain stupid by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Who, aside from people using GMail as some sort of enterprise mail application, gives a shit what they call it? I don't, it's something I'm using for "free" and it works.

      YMMV.

    3. Re:That's just plain stupid by samkass · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Google hasn't "changed the definition"... no one else is using it like Google uses it.

      They're just using the word wrong.

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    4. Re:That's just plain stupid by SQLGuru · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Might I suggest that they use the term Gamma? It seems obvious to me. It is more advanced than Beta but not officially "Gold Master".

      Layne

    5. Re:That's just plain stupid by JuanCarlosII · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's just how life works. If you're important enough you can do whatever you want.

      There, fixed it for you.

    6. Re:That's just plain stupid by Vellmont · · Score: 3, Interesting


      Also, what I quite don't understand is why they would want to call it beta, I mean, it's not like it's got a good cling to it.

      No it's not. I really don't know why they continue to use "beta" when a product is clearly mature.

      My honest guess? It's a compromise between the marketing people and the developers. Developers want to add new things continuously and not go through these product development stages where they do endless testing to see if people like a new feature. Marketing people get all nervous about new features "ruining their brand". The developers are still in charge at Google (being a young company), so the compromise is just to call everything "beta" (A pretty stupid compromise IMO).

      You're entirely right about the "pay for premium" though. Google needs to drop the stupid beta word, and pick something that's more representative of what the product is. I'd choose something more like a "lifestage" kind of label. Toddler, teenage, adult, mature, senior, elderly would be good starts.

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    7. Re:That's just plain stupid by Threni · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They're just hedging their bets. People are used to using their beta software and, like Gmail, it's generally pretty solid so it doesn't have the same air of flakiness about it as other beta software might. But if anything goes wrong they can say "well, it's just beta...and besides, you didn't pay anything for that".

    8. Re:That's just plain stupid by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Beta is just a cheap excuse for some companies to indemnify themselves against legal problems and customer complaints caused by glitches and lazy coding. It's a cop-out.

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    9. Re:That's just plain stupid by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      The developers are still in charge at Google (being a young company)

      Google's was born Sept 4th, 2008, making them over 10 years old. They have over 10,000 employees worldwide. They have a market cap of $137 billion. They had revenues of $16.5 billion last year. None of these things indicate that they are a "young" company. While much of management might have once been some type of a developer, saying developers are still in charge is just silly.

    10. Re:That's just plain stupid by es330td · · Score: 3, Informative

      My guess is that they call everything "beta" so as to limit the amount of complaints they get when something breaks. "Oh, wait, you were using a beta application to conduct your important company communications? I'm sorry, didn't anyone tell you that beta software doesn't come with the same expectations for reliability and data integrity as released, production code? Silly rabbit!"

      With beta software they can break or alter anything at will and our only course of action is to say "Thank you; may I please have another?"

    11. Re:That's just plain stupid by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well for a company that can't spell Googol correctly, I'm not surprised they would not be using the word Beta correctly. We're just lucky they haven't started spelling it Baitah, Beata, or Bayta.
       
      Jonah HEX

    12. Re:That's just plain stupid by ExtremePhobia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      beta doesn't carry the stigma it used to. People are DRAWN to beta because it says "I'm a trend setter" or "I helped make this what it is." It comes from all the Open Beta testing people have gotten into, particularly with MMO's. Beta isn't a bad thing anymore. It's certainly better than a broken finished product and it's a lot easier to explain away problems

    13. Re:That's just plain stupid by Sobrique · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, but as long as the software doesn't actually cost any thing, then... you get what you pay for.

    14. Re:That's just plain stupid by swabeui · · Score: 4, Insightful

      From my experience, their 'beta' is often better than most releases from other companies. Why does a label like 'beta' have to define the quality of a product, why can't the brand provide that?

    15. Re:That's just plain stupid by houghi · · Score: 1

      A rose by any other name would smell as sweet

      From http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/305250.html

      Meaning
      What matters is what something is, not what it is called.

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    16. Re:That's just plain stupid by Joeyspecial · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Maybe Bush is running Google.

    17. Re:That's just plain stupid by ZwJGR · · Score: 2, Funny

      On the contrary, the birth date you supplied quite definitively indicates that Google is a young company.
      It's only been around for 3 weeks after all... ;)

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    18. Re:That's just plain stupid by InfiniteLoopCounter · · Score: 1

      I mean, just because you're still adding features to it, doesn't mean that it has to be called beta, does it?

      Actually, there's a simple solution to this.

    19. Re:That's just plain stupid by ruin20 · · Score: 1
      why? Because it sounds bleeding edge, and that's hip and cool. They're a tech company based on being ahead of the curve. Here's their response for the record:

      "We believe beta has a different meaning when applied to applications on the Web, where people expect continual improvements in a product. On the Web, you don't have to wait for the next version to be on the shelf or an update to become available. Improvements are rolled out as they're developed. Rather than the packaged, stagnant software of decades past, we're moving to a world of regular updates and constant feature refinement where applications live in the cloud."

      In other words, not being beta means the program is stagnant, so they leave things as beta to tell people they're still being developed and worked on.

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    20. Re:That's just plain stupid by kiehlster · · Score: 1

      In that sense of the word an "Omega" release is the final release of a product, pre-/post-retirement, that allows users to transition away from the product.

    21. Re:That's just plain stupid by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      As this use of the word akribits, it will become perfectly cromulent.

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    22. Re:That's just plain stupid by Pulse_Instance · · Score: 1

      You're entirely right about the "pay for premium" though. Google needs to drop the stupid beta word, and pick something that's more representative of what the product is. I'd choose something more like a "lifestage" kind of label. Toddler, teenage, adult, mature, senior, elderly would be good starts.

      That is a good idea but I can't think of a word that would clearly express what they do to the general public that they can be clearly attach to each product that will never be "released". Take the lifestage model as an example google mail geriatric or google finance toddler. Those names are no where near as clear as the word beta, which I take to mean not finished yet but usable by people who probably aren't developers. It is the definition of usable that may be in play here not the definition of the entire word.

      disclaimer: I skimmed the article so I'm not really sure what they are claiming the difference in definition is.

    23. Re:That's just plain stupid by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Hmm, my spell-checker didn't catch my misspelling of "accribitz".

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    24. Re:That's just plain stupid by krystar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      don't you mean Clinton? I do not believe a blowjob is a sexual relation.

    25. Re:That's just plain stupid by digitalgiblet · · Score: 1

      Google Beta means "here is software we want you to use, but we don't want to support. By calling it beta we wash our hands of a great deal of responsibility."

    26. Re:That's just plain stupid by getuid() · · Score: 1

      Also, what I quite don't understand is why they would want to call it beta, I mean, it's not like it's got a good cling to it. It just makes it sound like something unstable and unreliable.

      That's exactly the point: try calling complaining to tech support over a matter in beta software: "I'm sorry Sir, but the program you are talking about is tagget 'BETA'. Little problems here and there are expected, you've been warned..."

      People expect beta software not to function properly, and are therefore even more prepared to accept bugs all over the place without complaining.

      Google are tryint o get people to buy the premium version of Gmail. Why would someone want to pay for beta-testing something for someone?

      That's a whole another matter... I suppose it's for the same reason people keep paying money for software that provably doesn't work, is crippled, brain-damaged and expensive?

      People don't really think "Is this stuff actually worth my money?" No, they don't. Yes, I know, but they don't. Really.

      People think like "the box says it does XY. I'd like to do XY. Aw, what the heck, 29.95 ist a no-brainer..."

    27. Re:That's just plain stupid by darth+dickinson · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ask your wife/girlfriend/SO if getting a BJ from someone else is considered sexual relations. Go ahead, we'll wait.

    28. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google needs to drop the stupid beta word, and pick something that's more representative of what the product is. I'd choose something more like a "lifestage" kind of label. Toddler, teenage, adult, mature, senior, elderly would be good starts.

      So... "Adult Google Docs?" or "Gmail for Kids!"?

      I'm not sure you thought that through.

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    29. Re:That's just plain stupid by QMO · · Score: 1

      Trying to measure age (or maturity) by $$ probably isn't a very good idea.
      Use years (or months, days, seconds, etc.) to measure age.

      If you'd like to show that whether the developers are still in charge, neither age nor money is a good way to do it. Try something more direct, like a specific policy that all the developers (or the top developers) agree on and whether it's used or not in the face of non-developer opposition.

      The entire computer industry is relatively young.
      The internet section of the computer industry is younger.
      Google is younger that that.

      If you're still thinking Google isn't young, compare to Southwest Airlines (1967), Wal-Mart (1962), Browning Arms Company (1927), Ford Motor Company (1903), or something like JP Morgan Chase or Jim Beam from the 1700s.

      Or compare to id software (1991), AOL (1991 for DOS), Electronic Arts (1982), Atari (1972), Intel (1968), or IBM (1896).

      Even Yahoo's older (1994)

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    30. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's just how life works. If you're important enough you can do whatever you want.

      There, fixed it for you.

      See, you replaced a word, while google would've changed the definition :-)

    31. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that is why people used prostitutes and one night stands, to have the sex without the relationship.

    32. Re:That's just plain stupid by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      Which is kind of my point. It's a self-contradictory policy. "It's a great app, please use it and pay for it... but it's not quite ready for prime time". Those self-contradictory policies usually represent two or more conflicting parties fighting each other, thus the strange compromise.

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    33. Re:That's just plain stupid by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      Google are just borrowing enlightenments definition.

      OTOH calling it gamma software would be sort of cool

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    34. Re:That's just plain stupid by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more. You've made my point better than I could.

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    35. Re:That's just plain stupid by cptsexy · · Score: 1

      From what I've heard Gmail should be coming out of Beta soon. Right now it is in the final MasterBeta phase.

    36. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My proposal for software maturity ranking:

      Stable -> "Solaris grade"
      RC -> "Linux grade"
      Beta -> "Win2k grade"
      Alpha -> "XP grade"
      Prealpha -> "Vista grade"

    37. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are all wrong. They call it Beta for legal reasons. It avoids any sort of warranty implications or guarantees, etc.

      They aren't just being cute. It's actually a smart move.

    38. Re:That's just plain stupid by initdeep · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly.

      Google can absolve itself of any responsibility for using their "beta" applications (even though they are pushing corporate customers to do so) simply by using the ole "point and claim beta" trick.

      The best part is that more mature (older meaning) software companies put out a product that is feature complete (not really) and MOSTLY bug free (considering how complex the software is) and don't rely upon the "beta" tag to cover their ass.
      Instead, they continue to update, improve, correct, and generally act like real software companies and they get derided by the same people who simply accept it from Google because of the "beta" tag.

      These are the same type of morons who think it's simple to make an operating system without bugs and problems, yet seemingly accept them from their favorite flavor of =nix all the time.

      Apple, Microsoft, Adobe, et al have been making software a lot longer than Google, and have, in my opinion, been doing it a lot better too.
      They may have bugs in their products, and may require updates to correct these, however at least they aren't trying to hide behind a "but it's still beta" moniker simply becuase they know their drooling masses of fans will nerdgasm over everything they put out and just accept the flows as it's still being "worked on".

    39. Re:That's just plain stupid by beckerist · · Score: 1

      A Google Beta is an Everyone-Else Delta. They just assume anything internal is alpha and the rest is beta where most companies have it in 3 steps:
      Internal: Alpha, Limited: Beta, Widespread: Delta. Google's is:
      Internal: Alpha, Limited: Alpha, Widespread: Beta.

    40. Re:That's just plain stupid by beckerist · · Score: 1

      For example: The Halo 3 "Beta" was really internally called Delta. The true beta was taking place in the months and years prior. Gmail has been in "beta" since before it was invite only. Technically, when they started allowing people to sign up if they provided a cell number (vs. knowing someone with invites) was when they should have started calling it Delta.

    41. Re:That's just plain stupid by tknd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because if a company isn't willing to stand behind their product 100%, it just means on the first catastrophic failure they will blame it on being a "beta". This is just more BS to get away with less responsibility. I know this trick because I purposely left an app in "beta" so that when the managers found something they didn't like or something that didn't work I always had the "it's a beta" card. When people talk about Google's beta policy they really want Google to "man up" and take responsibility for the quality of all their apps when they release them to the general public.

    42. Re:That's just plain stupid by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Those names are no where near as clear as the word beta

      Really? I find beta extremely unclear, and I'm a developer. Beta is a techie word that doesn't have a lot of meaning to anyone not a techie.

      I think the lifestage model is a much more clear picture that's understandable by everyone. It also reflects the realities of how software actually operates in the world. "beta" implies there's some stage where it'll be "done" (if you even understand what "beta" means. We all know that's simply a wrong way of looking at software. Lifestage means there's some point where the product will be "dead". There's other stages where it's being actively developed, reached a usable state, starting to become old (but still quite useful), and decrepit and you should move on to something else.

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    43. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh you mean like the spreadsheet were from week to week copy and paste becomes cut and paste and vice versa.

    44. Re:That's just plain stupid by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Great, just what we need, Web 2.0 applications that get big, green and wear purple pants when they get angry. "GMail smash!!!"

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    45. Re:That's just plain stupid by beckerist · · Score: 1

      What does a tasty dog treat have anything to do with this?

    46. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      google define:beta
      ->
      "Under continuing improvement, development, or revision. Specifically different when applied to web applications, where people expect continual improvements in a product. On the Web, you don't have to wait for the next version to be on the shelf or an update to become available. Improvements are rolled out as they're developed. Rather than the packaged, stagnant software of decades past, we're moving to a world of regular updates and constant feature refinement where applications live in the cloud."

      I dunno, their definition looks pretty spot on to me.

    47. Re:That's just plain stupid by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Now - they actually admit that we are running beta software, but look at all releases Microsoft does. Do they admit that it may take a SP or two before the beta stage is over?

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    48. Re:That's just plain stupid by skelly33 · · Score: 1

      According to Google, "beta" is defined as having mathematical relevance; perhaps there is some intensive underlying algorithm to all their software of which we are all blissfully unaware.

    49. Re:That's just plain stupid by Gertlex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because people who are using the term beta "traditionally" are being subject to the expectations that Google product users that their work will be of the same quality as Google's betas... when In reality, I think we can say that most of Google's beta stuff is a fine product already.

    50. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      A rose named "anal discharge" would not be so appealling. A child named "Vagina Slime" would not be so nice.

    51. Re:That's just plain stupid by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      Gmail and the like are web services. they aren't web software packages that you download and deploy on your own server. beta still means beta, and alpha means alpha.

      if you RTFA, you'd see that the beta status means the web service hasn't met their metric for consumer products. so a beta label means that the product is still undergoing continual refinement--meaning if you sign up for this service now, you may see changes to functionality and features in the future.

      a web service doesn't conform to iterative release cycles, thus normal versioning conventions and release stages are meaningless. you don't upgrade from Yahoo! Mail 1.0 to Yahoo! Mail 2.0. it's a seamless transition that's part of a continual development process.

      i agree that it's confusing since Beta already has an established meaning in software development. but that's why Google has explained, via their spokesperson, what their usage of Beta means. and frankly their explanation makes a lot of sense. if after reading their explanations you're still confused then, well, i don't know what to say to you.

    52. Re:That's just plain stupid by Evanisincontrol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Apple, Microsoft, Adobe, et al have been making software a lot longer than Google, and have, in my opinion, been doing it a lot better too.

      Their products also cost money.

      Those "drooling masses of fans" that "nerdgasm" over Google's products are probably willing to accept flaws because the price is significantly lower than the Apple/MS/Adobe equivalent. Infinitely lower, actually.

      These are the same type of morons who..

      ...know their drooling masses of fans will...

      <personal opinion>You're an anti-google troll, and so be it. However, please don't go around calling a large group of people "drooling masses" and "morons" because you happen to be a fan of a competing product. It just makes you look like the complete asshole you are.</personal opinion>

    53. Re:That's just plain stupid by rwven · · Score: 1

      As a developer this is exactly something I've been faced with lately. If we want to launch a real beta of our web-based software, people are going to expect it to be pretty much perfect, in the way google has trained everyone to think. What do you call something so people know it's "incomplete and you WILL encounter bugs?"

    54. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might be there a while... first he has to find one

    55. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Us: If you don't like the definition, use a different word.
      Google: If you don't like the definition, change the definition.

      Here's an alternative theory. Instead of the crap that most companies deliver when they call something "beta", Google's betas are actually solid products that just need a little tweaking before reaching version 1.0.

    56. Re:That's just plain stupid by diefuchsjagden · · Score: 0

      I mean, it's not like it's got a good cling to it. It just makes it sound like something unstable and unreliable.

      To me Beta does not mean unstable or un reliable, that would be alpha. Beta means to me that a project is under "active" development!

    57. Re:That's just plain stupid by Van+Cutter+Romney · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe they're just too lazy to change the logo?

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    58. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it worked for Clinton!

    59. Re:That's just plain stupid by phikappanyc · · Score: 1

      In typical Google fashion, they change the definition but don't provide it for public consumption. It is on a need to know basis and only Google needs to know. The rest of you will follow anyway...or so they think, for now.

    60. Re:That's just plain stupid by billcopc · · Score: 1

      So then Windows is in Epsilon testing ?

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    61. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wait for what? The acquisition of wife/girlfriend/SO or of the BJ?

    62. Re:That's just plain stupid by aztektum · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Name one other company that says they'll cough up money or take the blame when their post-beta, ready for consumption software goes tits up and loses data or creates for downtime?

      Most EULA's I've read say the maker cannot be held at fault. Even the GPL has an "As-Is" clause. So how exactly does this make Google less "manly"?

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    63. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's just how life works. If you're important enough you can do whatever you want.

      You misunderstand the parent.

      You're simply not THAT important

    64. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just proved the parent's point.

      Your wife gives Larry Page a BJ...its not a BJ anymore.

      Its called financial security.

    65. Re:That's just plain stupid by RotHorseKid · · Score: 1

      Please keep in mind that you are using none of the apps Google offers for free. You are paying with your data. And you are paying an exorbitant price right now, thats what happens with monopolies.

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    66. Re:That's just plain stupid by mhannibal · · Score: 0

      As a software developer, I do. I hate that google have redefined beta - it just makes it even harder for developers to release beta versions, because now people expect beta = production quality. It was cute for a while, now it's just frustrating...

    67. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in '99, Google's Alpha==Beta
      WayBackMachine

    68. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flickr did that for a while. Only stuck for a few months though before being dropped completely.

    69. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it starts with G. Google likes words that start with G.

      Gamma it is!

    70. Re:That's just plain stupid by Kane+Devaid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So what happened to Gamma?

    71. Re:That's just plain stupid by pikine · · Score: 1

      What are we going to call actual beta web software then? Alpha? But then what would we call Alpha software?

      It's called "trusted tester."

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    72. Re:That's just plain stupid by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I found I understood each and every word in Google's explanation, and that the entire explanation parses easily, without any ambiguities. Yet it doesn't have any meaningful content. So other than being a good example of perfect syntax with no semantic sense, the statement has no utility.

      Seems like Google's marketdroids have gotten loose in the technical jargon and they need to rounded up and put back in their place. For all the IT world for more than 30 years, "beta" has meant a product with expected bugs put out to the general public for the express purpose of identifying said bugs so a dependable 1.0 version can be released. "Beta" implies that under mainstream conditions, the software will have enough usefulness that you can get a sense of what your workflow with the finalized version could be like, but that it is too prone to breakage to be reliable in daily use.

      The Google marketdroids need to be told that they have to find some other label to distinguish their constantly upgraded web apps from traditional software with its episodic upgrades and consequent problems. And the people that Google has hired to actually think about problems (as opposed to those few hired to visualize market images) need to be prodded into keeping a closer eye on the marketdroids and making sure that they can't sneak out of their rumpus rooms so easily.

      Yeah, marketing is important, and it should be a company's first consideration. (After developing a sound product, treating your customers right, upholding business ethics, treating your employees and vendors right, being a good citizen in your communities, and a few other things like that).

    73. Re:That's just plain stupid by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      I checked your link and the first definition offered has to do with risk assessment in an area of business activities that is currently looking for a $700 billion bail-out because they have screwed each other (and everyone else) so bad.

      Seems like another good reason for Google to rein in its use of the word "beta".

    74. Re:That's just plain stupid by emaname · · Score: 1

      Yah, ah, isn't this what version numbers are for? You know... Version 1.0 is not quite as good as version 2.0. Did I not get the memo?

      Okay, I've really lost what little respect I still had for Google. Now they're playing word games. This does nothing more than compromise their credibility.

      They need to add one more declaration into their business mantra. Do no evil and do nothing stupid.

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    75. Re:That's just plain stupid by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      It's just how language works.

      You know all those guys who keep saying that the term 'Hacker' actually means something other that the public perception of a hacker? (And that isn't actually a negative word?) .. well, the usage of the word has evolved, and someone should tell those guys that they're not important enough to change the definition.

    76. Re:That's just plain stupid by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware windows made it past beta. Sure, Microsoft kept saying that it was ready for producting/public use... but it sure isn't/wasn't true.

    77. Re:That's just plain stupid by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      no no, he means McCain. You know, the economy is in good shape, and all that...

    78. Re:That's just plain stupid by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

      Who cares what her name is if she's fun and really attractive?

      I mean, in my pappy's day... they had gals named Latrina, George, Gurtrude, and Zerelda, and they still managed to catch a man and have dozens of children by them.

      Oh, and in honor of my pappy's generation - get offa his lawn!

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    79. Re:That's just plain stupid by skelly33 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, silliness all around. The one I was looking at is above that though where it reads:

      Web definitions for Beta
      is a mathematical measure of a stock's risk in relation to the overall market usually as measured against an index. ...

    80. Re:That's just plain stupid by skelly33 · · Score: 1

      N/M - it's the same one. doh! :)

    81. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the "google-" prefix is very prominent in the HHTG trilogy

    82. Re:That's just plain stupid by anomalous+cohort · · Score: 1

      That's clever. When the beta release of my product gets out of beta, I think that I will brand it as gamma. Thanks for the playfully humorous suggestion.

      For me, alpha means "Pretty buggy, don't expect a smooth ride" and beta means "still some rough patches but you should be able to get the job done." It's crazy to market a product as beta for years. They should just take a page from FOSS and market the product as pre version 1 for years.

    83. Re:That's just plain stupid by carpltunl · · Score: 1

      No. Linux is.

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    84. Re:That's just plain stupid by Bashae · · Score: 1

      I was going to mod you funny for the contradiction, but then I realized you might not be aiming for that.

      If "all those guys" perceive the word as having such a meaning, then why is that meaning any less valid than your so-called "public perception"? In fact, both are "public perceptions", only they come from different segments of the public. You and the people who perceive hackers to be criminals have as much right to challenge the definition presented by those who perceive hackers as being autodidact expert coders as they have to challenge yours.

      In fact, try searching google for define:hacker .

    85. Re:That's just plain stupid by uniquegeek · · Score: 1

      When I read the summary, I already thought "there's a Chuck Norris joke in here somewhere".

    86. Re:That's just plain stupid by syncmaster955 · · Score: 1
      A Google search of

      define:beta

      Reveals:

      Stocks, radiation, movies, plants, extra-terrestrials, letters, mountain climbing, and O-O language, speed of an object in relation to the speed of light, and plasma pressure.

      In terms of software it's defined as:

      "preliminary testing stage of a software or hardware product; "a beta version"; "beta software"

      I wonder if after this article if Google's "definition" will change.

    87. Re:That's just plain stupid by cavePrisoner · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think the marketing people would like it. If something is in beta it must be new. People get the idea that google is always doing new things and is on the cutting edge of technology. Every time you see something labeled beta, you don't stop to think how old it is, you just assume that google is making new products at record pace. Not everyone follows these things as closely as somebody on slashdot.

    88. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or Beeta?

    89. Re:That's just plain stupid by hooaamai · · Score: 1

      It's just that google is trying to redefine the term "quality" in web services. They dont remove the Beta tag until they feel that they've achieved a particlular quality level for the software. Having a "Beta" tag to a quality software wont hurt...but removing the "Beta" tag from an unstable software is worse. Atleast lets be happy that Google isn't resolving to such measures like many IT companies do.

    90. Re:That's just plain stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google hasn't "changed the definition"... no one else is using it like Google uses it.

      They're just using the word wrong.

      On stage personnel in the entertainment industry are called equity. No one else uses it like that. To everyone else it's a financial term. I agree though that Google is using the word wrong because they are in the tech industry so there is convention to be followed.

    91. Re:That's just plain stupid by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      In fact, try searching google for define:hacker .

      Ah, I can ask google what the geeks of the world think of the word "hacker" (because, lets face it, the percentage of geeks posting webpages is much higher than the actual percent composition of geeks in the world).

      Or, I could actually ask real people. While outside. And I doubt I'd meet a single geek... they're allergic to sunlight, if I remember correctly...

    92. Re:That's just plain stupid by Bashae · · Score: 1

      Then how come you can go outside? Do you wear insulation? ;) Or don't tell me you're a non-geek here on Slashdot. The toxic fumes produced by our geekness can melt your brain in only a few hours, so I'd be careful if I were you. Then again, judging by your username, you're probably a geek who just doesn't want to admit it.

      Also, I find your discrimination against geeks, implying that they aren't "real people", insulting. You racist!

    93. Re:That's just plain stupid by dwarfsoft · · Score: 1

      Damn, I expected you to say "not if they are called crapweeds, or stenchblossoms"...

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    94. Re:That's just plain stupid by Myraq · · Score: 1

      What are we going to call actual beta web software then? Alpha? But then what would we call Alpha software?

      Crap, what then would become of Vista? First draft?

    95. Re:That's just plain stupid by cr_nucleus · · Score: 1

      My guess is that they call everything "beta" so as to limit the amount of complaints they get when something breaks.

      I'd rather say to limit the amount of complaints when something *changes*.
      I my eyes, beta means that the app is still subject to changes, even significantly.

  2. I prefer the old definitions: by Chemisor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Alpha: it doesn't work.
    Beta: it still doesn't work.

    1. Re:I prefer the old definitions: by Daimanta · · Score: 5, Funny

      And to continue on that

      Release Candidate: It might work, but it probably won't
      Gold: It still doesn't work, but users are great bugtester
      SP1: Still not done, has some bugs left and misses some funtionality
      SP2: This one might actually be done, try at your own risk though

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    2. Re:I prefer the old definitions: by Smivs · · Score: 4, Funny

      Re Gmail being beta, does this mean when it's 'finished' it will be Alpha mail?

    3. Re:I prefer the old definitions: by idlehanz · · Score: 5, Funny

      And one more SP3: The last release you'll see for this product because getting revenue from a new product is cheaper than fixing any more bugs.

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    4. Re:I prefer the old definitions: by amnezick · · Score: 0

      alpha mail .. haha .. good one

      +1 subtle

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    5. Re:I prefer the old definitions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alpha: First draft; completely untested code.
      Beta: Almost feature complete; most of the unit tests pass.
      RC: Feature complete; most of the integration tests pass.
      SP1: A few new buggy features.
      SP2: Hasty bugfixes for SP1.
      SP3: Finally works.

      On the web you're never feature complete, and it's rather difficult to do integration testing.

    6. Re:I prefer the old definitions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1.uhoh

      it still doesn't work, but please pay for it.

    7. Re:I prefer the old definitions: by clickety6 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Software Development Lifecycle

      Alpha- short for "It's alpha-lly crap"

      Beta - short for "It's still alpha-ally crap, but it's beta than it was"

      Release - short for "it still release-tinks, but we've gotta publish"

      Gold - Short for "it's gold-arn awful, but at least it's out the door"

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    8. Re:I prefer the old definitions: by Zebano · · Score: 1

      Re Gmail being beta, does this mean when it's 'finished' it will be Alpha mail?

      No, that would be Omega Mail.

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    9. Re:I prefer the old definitions: by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      I prefer KDE's definition: 4.2 still doesn't have the basic features that 3.5 had.

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    10. Re:I prefer the old definitions: by Smivs · · Score: 1

      You must be thinking of Charlton Heston in The Omega Man. He also starred in Touch of Evil which is nothing to do with Google, obviously.

    11. Re:I prefer the old definitions: by Bwian_of_Nazareth · · Score: 1

      Funny you say this, as there is no such thing as KDE 4.2 :-)

    12. Re:I prefer the old definitions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SP2: It finally works so we are replacing it with a new product.

    13. Re:I prefer the old definitions: by MonkeyOnATypewriter · · Score: 1

      Actually it's :

      SP3: Finally works. But became obsolete.
      Update to the next major version !

    14. Re:I prefer the old definitions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SP3: Shit's so cash.

    15. Re:I prefer the old definitions: by miserere+nobis · · Score: 1

      But Google is only half Beta (well, 45%), which means that it has limited telepathic abilities. It might make a good ship's counselor.

      Google clearly thinks it is ready for Enterprise-wide deployment, anyway.

    16. Re:I prefer the old definitions: by jimthehorsegod · · Score: 1

      Yes. except, being fair, in the case of Win XP, SP3 was little (if anything?) more than a patch to allow for a larger batch of Product Keys to be issued for installation was it now? In which case it was in fact technically a way of extending the longevity of an existing product at the expense of revenue from an already struggling new product.

    17. Re:I prefer the old definitions: by Smivs · · Score: 1

      That was a good Troy at a Star Trek reference!

    18. Re:I prefer the old definitions: by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Yes, and you can use it to send a blessed +2 chain mail.

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  3. Bit of a stab at Microshaft in TFA by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 1

    Rather than the packaged, stagnant software of decades past

    I rather like that :-)

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  4. Google may not know what beta means... by nycguy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    but their spokesperson sure knows what bullshit means.

    1. Re:Google may not know what beta means... by teknopurge · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP.

    2. Re:Google may not know what beta means... by thered2001 · · Score: 1

      I prefer Stephenson's "bullshyt" - which is what this beta stuff is.

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    3. Re:Google may not know what beta means... by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah I got that too. I read "Rather than the packaged, stagnant software of decades past, we're moving to a world of regular updates and constant feature refinement where applications live in the cloud" and laughed.

      Yes Google, because you make changes to a website you get a pass on usage of the word Beta. Uh huh.

    4. Re:Google may not know what beta means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD PARENT DOWN.

  5. I call BS on this one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's a load of BS. Those fat asses are just lazy to carry the responsibility.

    1. Re:I call BS on this one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/BS/beta software/

  6. Why label it beta at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So, by that logic, every piece of software that can be updated is beta. Windows, Linux, OSX, etc.

    I guess it gives them an excuse if their shit don't work.

    1. Re:Why label it beta at all... by gambino21 · · Score: 1

      So, by that logic, every piece of software that can be updated is beta.

      Which means that every piece of software is beta, since any software could conceivably be updated. And in that case the term "beta" becomes redundant so we are back where we started. I think you're right they just don't want the responsibility if something fails.

    2. Re:Why label it beta at all... by Sechr+Nibw · · Score: 1

      Technically that isn't what Google is saying. Google said web software, ie. software that you get a consistent or third party client, that never needs to be updated, and Google updates everything on their end. Transparent updates, not click-to-download updates.

    3. Re:Why label it beta at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, because software that happens to run on the web is 100% different than software that happens to not run on the web. (yes i'm being an asshole)

  7. The True Meaning of Beta by Sasayaki · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I think that it's less that Google have redefined Beta, but that they've bought it back to what it SHOULD be- usable and feature-complete software which is just undergoing stringent testing for subtle defects and bugs.

    Frankly, this makes for a refreshing change from the rest of the software industry (particularly Microsoft) who hold the opinion that Beta is Greek for "Great- ship it and patch it up later."

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    1. Re:The True Meaning of Beta by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think that it's less that Google have redefined Beta, but that they've bought it back to what it SHOULD be- usable and feature-complete software which is just undergoing stringent testing for subtle defects and bugs.

      Actually, you're wrong (about google going back to what Beta SHOULD be, not about what it should be). From TFA.

      "We believe beta has a different meaning when applied to applications on the Web, where people expect continual improvements in a product.."

      They're not stabilizing, they're adding features.

    2. Re:The True Meaning of Beta by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I agree - this also reminds of the common practice in open source where software products have version numbers of 0.xyz for years, even though they're fully usable and available for all (I don't know if these are explicitly referred to as betas, or whether it's implied). It's a refreshing change from companies that try to increase the numbers as fast as possible, and in cases like Microsoft, you have to wait until version 5 to get a usable product (not to mention that they sometimes like to start the count at 3.5...)

    3. Re:The True Meaning of Beta by bryce4president · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And the last time I checked that was called versioning.

  8. "Has Google Redefined Beta?" by geckipede · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Can we just tag this "yes" and move on?

    1. Re:"Has Google Redefined Beta?" by Phylarr · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would, but the tags are still in Beta.

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    2. Re:"Has Google Redefined Beta?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

    3. Re:"Has Google Redefined Beta?" by rizole · · Score: 1

      Quick, everybody add the tag; (tagging beta)

    4. Re:"Has Google Redefined Beta?" by ZerdZerd · · Score: 1

      Is that a Google beta, or a normal beta?

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  9. I think its fair enough by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Beta means "it may change without warning". With traditional apps you have a choice to upgrade or not, but not with web applications. As long as there is active development then it is essentially a beta. Maybe they should have used a different term, but I think it is useful to have a warning that there may be frequent and substantial changes.

    1. Re:I think its fair enough by apathy+maybe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually that isn't quite true.

      Even right now I have the choice of three (3) Yahoo email interfaces. The very old version that isn't supported any more and still uses frames (but doesn't require JavaScript). The "new" Yahoo interface that has been around for a number of years, and the new-"new" interface that looks more like a desktop app.

      When Yahoo introduced the "new" look and feel (the current look and feel), there was a long time between introducing it and forcing it on everyone.

      Yahoo has had the lastest look and feel available for ages, and I've stuck with the old "new" look, and will continue to. (I don't like the very heavy interface that pretending to be a desktop app brings. Especially on slow connections.)

      Even Google offers cutting edge features to people to test them out, before introducing them into the main stream product line.

      So basically Google are talking bullshit and mis-using an established computing term.

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    2. Re:I think its fair enough by CraftyJack · · Score: 1

      It also means "not our problem if it craps out on you".

    3. Re:I think its fair enough by Jeff+Hornby · · Score: 1

      no, beta means "still not ready for prime time and should not be used in production". The strange thing is most of Google's applications are production ready. I think they're just covering themselves in case something goes wrong. Particularly if they get sued they can claim that it's just beta software.

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    4. Re:I think its fair enough by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1

      Beta means "it may change without warning". With traditional apps you have a choice to upgrade or not, but not with web applications.

      While some traditional applications may give a choice in upgrading, those apps are ultimately trying to force the upgrade. For example, developing for Windows 9x is more difficult than Windows XP, since MSVC will try to default to code optimized for the newer operating system.

      The only case where you have a "true" choice is if there's a rollback function, as with the Xp/Vista driver update system. Traditional apps tend to resist this, by insisting they won't update a newer version or by not allowing a rollback.

    5. Re:I think its fair enough by VickiM · · Score: 1

      By this definition, every MMO is in perpetual beta. They can always patch it and change almost anything, and if you want to play, you have no choice.

    6. Re:I think its fair enough by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Yes, from the article:

      We believe beta has a different meaning when applied to applications on the Web, where people expect continual improvements in a product. On the Web, you don't have to wait for the next version to be on the shelf or an update to become available. Improvements are rolled out as they're developed. Rather than the packaged, stagnant software of decades past, we're moving to a world of regular updates and constant feature refinement where applications live in the cloud.

      So Beta means, "we're constantly changing it". I do NOT think this is better than "packaged, stagnant software of decades past" which has more paced releases that are stable, with the instability between those in the development versions only.

    7. Re:I think its fair enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think the point was that web developers _can't_ offer upgrade options, but more that the end user has no choice in the matter whatsoever

    8. Re:I think its fair enough by ColdSam · · Score: 1

      You've just described one of the primary reasons why Google labels their software Beta and Yahoo does not. Google does not want to have to support older versions of immature software - thus allowing them to innovate faster. And it seems to be working out pretty well for them.

  10. Perhaps they should be more wary.... by mblase · · Score: 3, Funny

    I seem to recall that Stavro Muller intentionally added the Beta label to one of his own restaurants, with catastrophic results.

    1. Re:Perhaps they should be more wary.... by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mr T says: I ain't eatin no beta-carotene, sucka!

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  11. BS by MrMickS · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What a load of BS. Its a matter of liability. By saying that the products are still in 'Beta' they have a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card if there are any problems. Its odd that the G1 phone is tied to using services that are still labelled as beta.

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    1. Re:BS by gsslay · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It also means they can change the product in any way they wish, including withdrawing it completely, without explanation.

      No other company could get away with this, but because the products are, in effect, free I guess they can do what they want. But I bet the lawsuits would fly if they ever dared pull something like GMail.

      But remember folks, you get what you pay for.

    2. Re:BS by Animaether · · Score: 1

      I don't see how it is a matter of liability; every single 'final' software I've come across has something along the lines of (took this one from NSIS):
      "This software is provided 'as-is', without any express or implied warranty. In no event will the authors be held liable for any damages arising from the use of this software."

      I'm sure that when you sign up for a gmail account you get much the same line somewhere in the usage agreement.

      Calling the product 'beta' doesn't change any legal liabilities - if they ever actually had any.

    3. Re:BS by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      you get what you pay for.

      There are premium versions of Gmail, which can be paid for. I suppose the contract still says they can do whatever they want, but it's worth considering.

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    4. Re:BS by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      This is wrong; there's no liability no matter what happens. Read the Google EULA, or for that matter, any Windows EULA. You take the program as is, with no warranty of non-interruption, no warranty on fitness for purpose, and all warranties are disclaimed to the extent allowable by law. If Google deleted all of your e-mail, you would have no recourse against them under the EULA. The same is true if Word suddenly deleted all of your documents.

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    5. Re:BS by LOTHAR,+of+the+Hill · · Score: 1

      It's also an accounting scam. By claiming that loss leaders are actually product in development, they don't have to record the expense of offering them. They can hide the expense under "R&D" efforts.

      The practice will last until the stock crashes, and the shareholders start suing.

    6. Re:BS by jorghis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I am sure their users will be totally ok with it if gmail breaks horribly and everyone loses their email. When you are marketing something as if its a ready for release product, customers are using it as if its a ready for release product, and advertisers are paying real money as if its a ready for release product that sort of thing doesn't fly. Google doesnt have a "Get Out of Jail Free" card with things like gmail.

      Although it would be amusing to see a Google rep trying to say "oh we don't actually stand behind 50% of our software and thats ok because there is a little tag that says beta on that page." :)

  12. MS redefined beta a long time ago by russotto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft redefined "release" to be what we previously called "beta", a long time ago. That's why "Google's 'beta' products like Gmail and Google Docs are about as good as anyone would expect" -- we've been brought to expect software and services which are barely tested. Google is returning to the old meaning and perhaps going a bit further.

    1. Re:MS redefined beta a long time ago by cashman73 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Yep,... that explains Windows Vista alright? Although, using Google's standards, Vista would probably not have even gotten out of the Alpha stage!

    2. Re:MS redefined beta a long time ago by Sechr+Nibw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the two comments above me aren't understanding what russotto said, or else I'm misunderstanding.

      I'm pretty sure he's saying that Microsoft started releasing products when they should still be in beta (as in ones that still need a lot of work).

      I'm not sure how someone could be mistaken for being an "Apple fanboi" by saying Apple did *that* first. Or how Vista was an exception to that.

      Microsoft redefined "release" to be what "beta" used to be: Microsoft's release products are so buggy and untested that we now have a lower standard for what is in "beta". If you want a good definition of "beta" software, take a look at Google's GMail, or perhaps ANY Blizzard game.
      /Blizzard Fanboi off

  13. No Guarantees or SLA by bassakward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think it just means that we will not give you an official SLA, nor any guarantees. basically our only assurance that these things work is Google's name and their reluctance to get embarrassed. And I'm OK with that.

  14. A word means what I want it to mean by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

    They've redefined the word "beta." Have they also redefined the word "evil?" "Every bit of data about you, your life and the house you live in is strictly a secret between you and our marketing department. Really. But, hypothetically, if we were evil, it's not like you're going to use Windows Live Search. Muwaahahahaha! I'm sorry, that's my 'spreading good cheer' laugh. Really."

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    1. Re:A word means what I want it to mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... I guess you didn't get the joke?

  15. Change? No. Excuse? Yes. by Bieeanda · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Companies have been hiding behind the title 'beta' for years, and numerous end-users have no idea what the Hell the term means anyway. It's just an excuse to shovel half-completed applications out and fiddle with them at leisure. Missing functionality? Oh, it's just beta code. Broken functionality? Oh, just wait for the patch. Completely redesigned UI, data loss, unannounced restrictions? Silly, it's a beta! You shouldn't be using it for mission-critical purposes, even though we're always suggesting that you do.

    Christ, game companies have been using 'beta' as a dodge for shitty demos since Shiny squeezed Messiah out. The fact that the same 'it's just a beta, it'll get better!' promises and pleas have trickled upward and outward is clear indication that gravity itself is in beta, because shit certainly doesn't just flow downhill any more.

  16. Actually no.. by sw155kn1f3 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Several companies used "beta" to indicate that product is just not supported. For instance ICQ was beta for like 4-5 years? Don't remember exactly.
    So nothing new here actually.

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  17. Re: *NOT* The True Meaning of Beta by schon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    they've bought it back to what it SHOULD be

    No, they haven't.

    usable and feature-complete software which is just undergoing stringent testing for subtle defects and bugs

    You missed the last part of that, which reads by a limited number of testers.

    If an app is delivered to end users, then it's not beta.

  18. Sounds like BS to me . . . by mmell · · Score: 1
    The only valid reason I can see for Google to leave the tag "beta" stuck on everything is so that when competitors (think: M$) give 'em a dig, such as "Oh, but Google Mail can't do {blah}", the PHB's at Google can immediately answer back "Well, Google Mail is still in beta. We're looking at implementation of {blah}, and expect it to be up and running shortly."

    I can also see this in court - "Your honor, we didn't reverse engineer functionality {blah} - our system is still in beta. We were planning to implement {blah} all along. We didn't steal the idea from so-and-so."

    Do no evil? Hmmm . . . how 'bout "Free the beast". Has anybody here looked at the price of Google stock lately? I use their tools regularly (frankly, I'm glad as hell that Google exists), but I don't fool myself. They're definitely in it for the money. Then again, so am I.

  19. Alot of words get redefined over time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just look what Clinton (Bill) did for the word "sex".

  20. Que Google Employee Fanbois by teknopurge · · Score: 0, Redundant

    In 3....2.....1......

    1. Re:Que Google Employee Fanbois by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

      You know what? You don't need to be a Google employer, beneficiary, partner, affiliate or stock owner to like them and what they do. Its pretty easy to like them just as a regular user because they behave much better than your average corporation. They provide excellent services and are not above acknowledging mistakes and for example change EULA's if users don't want them.

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    2. Re:Que Google Employee Fanbois by teknopurge · · Score: 1

      No but you need to be a Google employer, beneficiary, partner, affiliate or stock owner to make excuses for their history of shortcomings and business ineptitude. IANATroll, but if they didn't have adwords they would have been bankrupt or acquired 6 years ago.

    3. Re:Que Google Employee Fanbois by Phurge · · Score: 1

      what's your point? Microsoft would be nothing without windows & office. Ford wouldn't have amounted to much without the model T.

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    4. Re:Que Google Employee Fanbois by teknopurge · · Score: 1

      You're selling your examples too short. Ford had numerous other models to keep momentum going. MS first had dos, then windows, then office, then exchange.

      Cherry-picking examples is not clever. If you're going to use analogies then use them correctly. Google's first big money maker was adwords.....we are still waiting for the next thing.

      Ford's was the Model T, then the next Model, then all the other cars they made. MS made money with ms-DOS, then with windows, then with office, then with exchange.

      See my point yet? If not, my point is that the other companies you used as examples have multiple cash-flow positive products/services. Google has only one.

  21. Let's be honest by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Modern software engineering *everywhere* has redefined "beta"... which is why "software engineering" exists only at NASA and a few other such places.

    The rest of software "engineers" throw half-ready rubbish over the wall to meet idiotic management's "vision" and "development schedule" and pray that someone else's job will go to India when the self-serving suits at the top decide to go for big bonuses by slashing the payroll.

    On the other hand, evolution itself is constant beta, with losers and winners, periodically re-set by catastrophic terrestrial events that wipe out all lawyers.

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  22. Re: *NOT* The True Meaning of Beta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... what's an open beta then?

    Gmail *was* a closed beta, but they opened it up a while back

  23. Still in Beta?!? by r33per · · Score: 3, Funny

    All I can say is that we're out of beta: we're releasing on time.

    1. Re:Still in Beta?!? by AndyboyH · · Score: 0, Redundant

      ahh, but are you still alive?

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  24. My definition of "beta" by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    To me, beta means that you can use the software, but don't expect it to be "stable", either for crashes or changing. If a project is in "beta" for 4 years, something is wrong, either with the project or, in the case of gmail, with their definition of "beta".

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  25. good answer! by I.M.O.G. · · Score: 1

    I like the spokepersons answer, as it lines up nicely with the nature of the company's employees.

    Not to pass judgement, but their overwhelmingly elitist and extremely confident - realistically, that's not a value statement.

  26. Look at it from a monetary standpoint. by Chas · · Score: 1

    Seriously. With beta software, they don't have to devote near the level of technical support staff that they would a "full" shipping product. Also, they're more protected in case data is lost/damaged/leaked (who runs their business off "beta" software?)

    Also, they tap into the tinker mentality most people have with betas. So they get a lot more usage and feedback from people than they would with a "shipping" product where people would simply bitch about bugs.

    So.

    Saves money.
    Covers their asses legally in case it's messed up.
    Tends to get better feedback.

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    1. Re:Look at it from a monetary standpoint. by Jeff+Hornby · · Score: 1

      You talk about this as if it's a good thing.

      I can see point number 3 being a good thing but how does a company not properly supporting a product and not taking responsibility for a mess it caused help me as a customer?

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    2. Re:Look at it from a monetary standpoint. by Chas · · Score: 1

      No. I don't think it's a "Good Thing". It's not. the "eternal public beta" sets a shitty standard for releasing software to the public.

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  27. Beta = Everything old is NEW again! by digitaldc · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While we wait, if any of you should have a theory of your own, please share with the group.

    My theory is that by always having 'beta' next to something, this ensures that anyone who uses their tools will always think they are using the latest and greatest.

    Or, maybe they want to remind people of a fish, that swims alone from the crowd with a brilliant display of features.

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    1. Re:Beta = Everything old is NEW again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, maybe they want to remind people of a fish, [associatedcontent.com] that swims alone from the crowd with a brilliant display of features.

      So, if I create a mirror of Google, Google will beat the shit out of it?

    2. Re:Beta = Everything old is NEW again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, maybe they want to remind people of a fish, [associatedcontent.com] that swims alone from the crowd with a brilliant display of features.

      so, like a tavern wench?

    3. Re:Beta = Everything old is NEW again! by azgard · · Score: 1

      Beta == Cool

      As in: "I really like your t-shirt. It's so beta!"

    4. Re:Beta = Everything old is NEW again! by mokumegane · · Score: 1

      (snip) Or, maybe they want to remind people of a fish, that swims alone from the crowd with a brilliant display of features.

      They better make it rated R for violence, then...

  28. I still refer to this site as ... by neonprimetime · · Score: 1

    /. beta

  29. Ego by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a bit of ego to me. This "we're Google and we can do things our way" mentality is fine within the company, but outwardly calling something beta has certain connotation to us average computer users. Sure, we joke about it, but it's just plain stupid to be honest. GMail isn't in beta, it's used daily by over a million people.

    1. Re:Ego by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      "Average computer users" don't read Slashdot and have no idea what "beta" means. They probably think Google's founders were in the same fraternity at Stanford.

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  30. Experimental Use exception perhaps? by cpu_fusion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm no attorney, but perhaps Google figures that if they treat these products as "experimental" in some way they will have a chance at mitigating the one year timer on obtaining a patent after public use?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experimental_use

  31. GMail really is still Beta by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

    Much as I like, and rely upon, GMail, you can't say that it's yet really production/release (i.e. out of Beta) quality, and in fact in the last few weeks it's taken a turn for the worse.

    The functionality seems bug free, but the deployment/availablility still seems to have issues. I'm used to the occasional GMail service outages which don't last very long, but a new thing from the last few weeks is that almost every operation you do on GMail results in a (paraphrasing) "temporary failure/unavailable - try again in a few seconds" error with the operation then succeeding on the second attempt. I get the impression they've enabled some super-aggressive session/cache timeout maybe to help scalability.

    1. Re:GMail really is still Beta by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      Much as I like, and rely upon, GMail, you can't say that it's yet really production/release (i.e. out of Beta) quality, and in fact in the last few weeks it's taken a turn for the worse.

      The functionality seems bug free, but the deployment/availablility still seems to have issues. I'm used to the occasional GMail service outages which don't last very long, but a new thing from the last few weeks is that almost every operation you do on GMail results in a (paraphrasing) "temporary failure/unavailable - try again in a few seconds" error with the operation then succeeding on the second attempt. I get the impression they've enabled some super-aggressive session/cache timeout maybe to help scalability.

      Maybe they should just replace the "Beta" label with "Unreliable."

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  32. Re: *NOT* The True Meaning of Beta by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    You missed the last part of that, which reads by a limited number of testers.

    If an app is delivered to end users, then it's not beta.

    Says who? Are we going to complain about Mozilla's definition of beta too then?

  33. Again, Apple was the first. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft redefined "release" to be what we previously called "beta", a long time ago.

    I don't mean to sound like another Apple fanboi, but Apple was doing that long before MS. I think Apple may have borrowed the idea from IBM or Xerox.

  34. Obligatory by poormanjoe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    -- Snake inspects his haul

    Oh no! Beta!

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  35. Re: *NOT* The True Meaning of Beta by daniorerio · · Score: 1

    that depends on your definition of "limited number" :)

  36. It'd be because of EULAs! by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 1

    An application (being it web or traditional) can be in BETA status because of a temporary, not yet finished or even absent EULA.

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  37. Google is Following in Humpty Dumpty's Footsteps by SwashbucklingCowboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I use a word it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.

    --- Humpty Dumpty

  38. It means that Google is mostly finished with it... by Assmasher · · Score: 1

    ...aside from toying on occasion with new features, but don't want you to think they have to fix anything that is 'wrong' with it, because it's "beta" software and supposed to have those 'flaws.' Standard Google distortion of reality field, release several new 'products' a year, don't actually finish any of them because they're only used to draw attention to Google's search.

    I'm sure it must be quite enjoyable to work there as a software engineer, but I wonder if they realize on a conscious level that the company doesn't care if you make something useful - they just want you to make something popular, like Google Earth. Talk about something that a company like Google could turn into an incredible product, but no, it's mostly a toy with some people using it to augment their needs on occasion (e.g. NASA.)

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  39. The spoon is not a spoon by UberHoser · · Score: 1

    That is all.

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  40. Marketing by PolarBearFire · · Score: 1

    I thinkg Google is using Beta just because it sounds cool. Sure Google has high standards, but if a multibillion dollar company with thousands of engineers and years of man hours can't finish say an email app, who can? They'll probably stop using it once another company starts using and it's no longer fashionable.

  41. Ob tag? by Ricochet · · Score: 1

    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya, Princess Bride

  42. BETA!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BETA!

  43. The real definition by querist · · Score: 1

    They're just having flashbacks to the 80's and the video cassette format wars.

    Beta = better.

  44. as if anyone is in a position to argue? by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    google could redefine a cucumber as a small nocturnal mammal, and the whole world would fall in line. google search is all of our collective recall. it's the 800 pound gorilla of the web. it can make any word mean anything they want it to

    call it a "google mind trick"

    World: Let us see Gmail move out of beta.
    Google: [with a small tweak of the spider] You don't need to see Gmail move out of beta.
    World: We don't need to Gmail move out of beta.
    Google: Beta does not have the meaning you think it has.
    World: Beta does not have the meaning I think it has.
    Google: You believe beta has a different meaning when applied to applications on the Web.
    World: I believe beta has a different meaning when applied to applications on the Web.
    Gmail: Move along.
    World: Move along... move along.

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    1. Re:as if anyone is in a position to argue? by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      google could redefine a cucumber as a small nocturnal mammal, and the whole world would fall in line. google search is all of our collective recall. it's the 800 pound gorilla of the web.

      Excuse me, but I believe you mean "it's the 800 pound cucumber of the web".

  45. Re: *NOT* The True Meaning of Beta by bryce4president · · Score: 1

    gmail.

  46. Yes... by stoofa · · Score: 3, Funny

    And they have redefined 'no evil' too.

  47. A matter of responsibility by Alkonaut · · Score: 1

    "Beta" is software that you don't take any responsibility for. Thus you can't charge anything for it either. Emails disappearing from a beta email system is bad marketing, but it is use-at-your-own-risk software.

    Since google doesn't charge users anything for using their applications, they have no reason to remove the word beta from them. Thus they can make zillions on ads, and not really promise anything regarding uptime, data integrity and such.

  48. So nothing is gold by their definition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We believe beta has a different meaning when applied to applications on the Web, where people expect continual improvements in a product. On the Web, you don't have to wait for the next version to be on the shelf or an update to become available. Improvements are rolled out as they're developed. Rather than the packaged, stagnant software of decades past, we're moving to a world of regular updates and constant feature refinement where applications live in the cloud.

    So what they're saying is that all web services are beta by default. So the only time something comes out of beta is when it's no longer being developed? That's the most fucking stupid thing I've seen in a while.

  49. FLOSS did it first by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    Look at all the FLOSS projects that have been in perpetual BETA.
    Look at the projects have version numbers like "0.34.65".
    It used to be when a project hit final release it's version number hit "1.0". But, one can find "stable" distributions that are loaded with "0.x" version software. And, those same projects never seem to close in on a version 1.0 final release. They just keep adding features and incrementing the minor numbers.

    Why is it so hard for projects to set a feature list and performance goal to be considered 1.0, reach it, go from beta to gold, change to 1.0?

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  50. Obligatory by ChefInnocent · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then perhaps, someone should tell them, "I do not think that word means what you think it does."

  51. Google = right by netpixie · · Score: 1

    I don't think that it's Google that is wrong, everyone else is.

    They admit their software is shonky load of old arse - hence the beta tag.

    How often have you bought a piece of supposedly "finished" software only to find out it is absolute dreck? It's the companies that sell those bits of beta software as if they are proper products that deserve our scorn, rather than Google who are trying to be honest about what they are distributing.

  52. Marketing by Gnaget · · Score: 0

    They have redefined beta for marketing purposes. By making things like Gmail invitation only, it passes itself around by word of mouth much quicker. "I have a Gmail beta invite if anyone wants one" even beta invites on sale at ebay. And that isn't just for closed betas. People hear beta, and they think they are on the leading edge of technology, so they jump in. I can't blame them for the move, as I would do the same if I were in their position. In fact, a an app I am working on will be released in the same manner

  53. Android? by gplus · · Score: 1

    So, will Android be a Beta phone?

  54. My Beta Definition by kcdoodle · · Score: 1

    Any program significantly longer than 4 simple lines of code is in Beta and always will be.

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  55. No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google just doesn't know what beta means. Nobody is using their flawed concept for beta, they're the only ones. Beta is actually - and has always been, from the start- their way of saying "without any kind of warranty".

  56. So what is this alternative meaning ? by jackhererUK · · Score: 1

    The reply from Google posted in the article says "We believe beta has a different meaning" and then just meanders off into a load of PR waffle about customer expectations and doesn't even try to explain what this alternative meaning of beta is. I am still none the wiser about why Gmail is still in beta, despite the fact that it is a stable, commercially operated, publicly available service.

  57. Problem solved! by DanOrc451 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Google should just use the tried-and-true "Under Construction" animated gif instead. Blinking text is a plus.

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  58. Re: *NOT* The True Meaning of Beta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BETA for Google means it is still "free", just wait for the cloud computing other-foot to fall

  59. Re:Google is Following in Humpty Dumpty's Footstep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humpty Dumpty was a canon. You know, the kind that fires canon balls.

  60. and finally by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    It works, it finally WORKS! The label: Discontinued.

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  61. beta dressing fashion too by peter303 · · Score: 1

    The founders looked like slobs at the Android roll-out yesterday. Steve Jobs also dresses informally, yet manages to look classy. Cant play grad-students forever, boys.

    1. Re:beta dressing fashion too by ufoolme · · Score: 1

      $37 billion dollars says your wrong.....
      Larry Page.. $18.6 billion
      Sergey Brin.. $18.7 billion USD (2008)

  62. SCOTUS definition of "limited" by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    usable and feature-complete software which is just undergoing stringent testing for subtle defects and bugs

    You missed the last part of that, which reads by a limited number of testers.

    If an app is delivered to end users, then it's not beta.

    Copyright may be granted for "limited times" according to the US Constitution, which SCOTUS has interpreted as being any finite period specified by Federal legislation.

    Strictly speaking, the entire human population would constitute a limited number of testers.

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  63. Re: *NOT* The True Meaning of Beta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... what's an open beta then?

    It's a buzzword that was created by marketing.

  64. Re: *NOT* The True Meaning of Beta by antique+future · · Score: 1

    No. You are simply wrong. Beta can be a limited number of testers or it can be an open Beta where an unlimited number of people can use it. Beta, in the way that google has used it, seems to allow them to pull the plug at any time for any reason. Nowhere does 'beta' mean that it has to be a limited number of users. What it can mean is that there isn't much you can do about it if they decide they need to pull the plug on it for one reason or another.

  65. Re:Google is Following in Humpty Dumpty's Footstep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean that, possibly at some point in the future, Google will sit on a wall, then have a great fall, and all Bush's taxpayer money and all Bush's men won't be able to put Google back together again?

  66. Re: *NOT* The True Meaning of Beta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'If an app is delivered to end users, then it's not beta.'

    Then it must still be beta cause it 'may' have not been delivered to the end user yet.
    I mean everyone know the people is not the end users of google, advertisers are...

  67. Beta Interfere On by Stooshie · · Score: 1

    Google spokesman

    We believe beta has a different meaning when applied to applications on the Web, where people expect continual improvements in a product.

    I have to say, I tend to agree. An application that is actually used online, rather then downloaded and used on the desktop, is much easier to apply micro-updates to. Users don't have to downlaod new files, they just use the site as normal and it might look slightly different.

    In fact, google not only micro-update their site on a per-feature basis, they can update it on a per-user basis and test different layouts/functionality across different demographics. So, infact The google I see can be different from yours and different from the last time I logged in. I have noticed this recently with google docs.

    I have to say, I much prefer a logo that says "Google beta" than "Google 0.95.275.367265.A1X".

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  68. Re:Google is Following in Humpty Dumpty's Footstep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And we all know how that worked out!

  69. Re:Capitalism is dying by Vectronic · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Marxism has now confirmed: Capitalism is dying"

    You woulda got modded funny if you left it at that...well, at least by me...

  70. Applied to Google applications, beta means nothing by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    "We believe beta has a different meaning when applied to applications on the Web," says a company spokesman."

    Others believe beta has no meaning at all when applied to applications on Google.

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  71. Hidden side of web apps by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    In a desktop application, you get it as is, you could unplug it from internet and keep it that way, wont change by itself, newer versions are entirely new releases that you could choose to upgrade or not. Calling it beta or not mean that the developer say that you can trust it or not, as far as he knows. In that acception, Chrome IS beta, and when they think it is stable enough will be version 1.0 (this year or early next, not in 3-4 years).

    In the other hand, while we see the web side of gmail as something that dont change a lot in the time and looks like working all ok, behind it could be heavy development still and changes. The nice face that the site shows to visitors could still be pretty rough on their side. Maybe their definition of beta goes around "this month we kept doing heavy changes on it".

    That, or the real April 1st Joke they did when released it was that the full name of the app wasnt "GMail" but "GMail Beta", and that beta dont mean code quality, just a surname.

  72. Re: *NOT* The True Meaning of Beta by schon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Says who?

    Says everybody who knows what the term means.

    Are we going to complain about Mozilla's definition of beta too then?

    Yes, if they're using the term incorrectly.

    According to original definition (before marketing co-opted it), beta testing is a testing phase, wherein the product is shipped to *testers*, not end users. The testers report back to the developers any bugs they find, so that the bugs can be fixed before release.

    You can read more about it here.

    Here's a perfect example of why Google's stuff is not beta:

    When Google Earth "beta" was released for Linux, I downloaded it. I played around with it, and in doing so, discovered some bugs. I documented them, made sure they were repeatable, and went to give this to Google so they could fix it.

    Except there was no way to do that.

    There was no bugzilla for the project. There was no email address to report bugs to, there was *nothing*.

    This was not beta in the original sense of the word (which is what Sasayaki said it was.) This was just buggy software.

  73. Re: *NOT* The True Meaning of Beta by schon · · Score: 1

    No. You are simply wrong.

    <sarcasm>
    Wow - you've convinced me! Your argument, complete with all of your citations and background has proven me wrong!
    </sarcasm>

    Perhaps you should look up the meaning of the term before you embarrass yourself like that.

    "Open beta" is a marketing buzzword. It has no definition in the real testing cycle.

  74. Re: *NOT* The True Meaning of Beta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does anyone have a Gmail invite?

    thanks

  75. Cuts both ways by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

    With "beta", the company also announces "this may be an unstable POS". The user is warned of course, but at the same time this will drive away those users who expect mature and stable applications.
    With a free application, I don't actually mind. At worst, I lose a bit of time trying it out.

    In some cases, companies think they can get away with it and still charge money. Microsoft for instance has occasionally tried charging money for beta software. I've avoided those both on principle and because I strongly suspected they were in a state I'd call "alpha" ;-)

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  76. Not to mention the Foced iGoogle beta by rahlquist · · Score: 1

    Not to mention the bullshit they pulled with iGoogle hope pages and FORCE feeding their latest beta to users who didnt want it and HATE the new format and giving them no way to remove it or opt out. For those not in the know it forced the blasted tabs on the side producing a gap similar to Gmail on the left side and its utterly ugly and a huge waste of real estate.

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  77. Re: *NOT* The True Meaning of Beta by antique+future · · Score: 1
    At first I only thought you were a fool. Now you've convinced me. Before you opened your mouth and removed any doubt concerning how daft you are, did you happen to read that entire wikipedia entry? hmm?

    Developers release either a closed beta or an open beta; closed beta versions are released to a select group of individuals for a user test, while open betas are to a larger community group, usually the general public. The testers report any bugs that they found and sometimes minor features they would like to see in the final version.

    Nice use of mml. Moron Mark-up Language. pffft.

  78. Traditional definition by S77IM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Many people today are confused about what beta means, due to Microsoft releasing public betas, MMOs going through open betas, etc. Here's what I was taught way back when:

    Alpha testing was structured testing. It was often white-box testing of very specific features and systems done by internal testers. In usability tests, it meant that you pretty much told the users what to do and observed whether they had problems with it.

    Beta testing was unstructured testing. It was often black-box testing of the entire program, done by people not very familiar with it. Basically, you get a bunch of monkeys to bang on your code. In usability tests, it meant that you got people in off the street and had them play with the program to do whatever.

    I say "was" because these days most companies treat alpha and beta as just progress towards a release without a clear meaning for either.

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    1. Re:Traditional definition by sexconker · · Score: 1

      If anyone's releasing public betas and confusing people about the meaning of Beta, it's Google, not Microsoft.

  79. Google are getting good at bullshit rhetoric as we by arse+maker · · Score: 1

    "We have very high internal metrics our consumer products have to meet before coming out of beta. Our teams continue to work to improve these products and provide users with an even better experience."

    What a pile of bullshit. You have "very high internal metrics".. ones that allow a product like gmail to not be up to your high metrics yet. What is the goal, staying in beta as long as possible?

    This kind of answer is just stupid, is beta the new version system. Everything is beta until you discontinue the product then its out of beta?

    ICQ is a great example, i used that thing for 10 years in beta. The difference was it is a peice of crap that barely worked and changed so much. Gmail is stable, functionality wise its barely changed in years. Google, shit or get off the pot.

  80. No. by mmalove · · Score: 1

    They've just figured out how to monetize it.

    They're using the classic idea of beta - free, use at your own risk, subject to change without notice. And they slapped advertising on it (quick, an obvious idea, call the patent office!). And they've achieved a great deal of attention for innovation and growth as a result.

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  81. Googol by ufoolme · · Score: 1

    What's google?

  82. Why redefine, just get rid of the terms! by runbadscott · · Score: 1

    Beta, Alpha, Bla, Bla, Bla! Old terms for old software (when software was "deployed" on floppies). Web apps should always be in a state of change, they are alive!

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  83. Re: *NOT* The True Meaning of Beta by felipekk · · Score: 1

    The testing is limited to humans. Once Google is done with it they will allow anyone from this galaxy to sign up for Gmail.

  84. They said it a few years back by hamtronix · · Score: 2, Funny

    They said it all in an April Fools joke a few years ago. The following is verbatim from http://www.google.com/googlegulp/faq.html Man, if you pressure us, you just drive us away. We'll commit when we're ready, okay? Besides, what's so great about taking things out of beta? It ruins all the romance, the challenge, the possibilities, the right to explore. Carpe diem, ya know? Maybe we're jaded, but we've seen all these other companies leap headlong into 1.0, thinking their product is exactly what they've been dreaming of all their lives, that everything is perfect and hunky-dory â" and the next thing you know some vanilla copycat release from Redmond is kicking their butt, the Board is holding emergency meetings and the CEO is on CNBC blathering sweatily about "a new direction" and "getting back to basics." No thanks, man. We like our freedom.

  85. In a world... by shagoth · · Score: 1

    Where Beta means: can change suddenly without warning,

    Doesn't Google Whatever mean that already. What's the point of the beta moniker. Google will just change what they want whenever. Use Google Frob and you're at risk of seeing the features and UI change without warning.

  86. I don't have to read Google's explanation.. by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    For Google:

    "Beta means we don't want to be limited to the features we are offering, said we would offer, or offered once but no longer. We don't want to be accountable for any problems you have with the product. We don't want to be held to account for any promise we made concerning the product, even its existence. And we want to be able to change anything about the product without notice, no matter the impact, without consequences."

    Or more succinctly: "You are on your own. Good luck with it".

    From what I can tell, Google doesn't bother with alpha releases. It's all beta, and it's all good.

    The evil meter didn't even have to budge for this one...

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  87. God-complex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone else think that Google is full of themselves? They try and re-define EVERYTHING, as if things that they didn't think of are wrong and moronic. From IPOs, to financial reporting to Beta.

    Whatever.

    Reminds me of me in my younger days aka arrogance.

  88. Why not create a new category? by MaxwellEdison · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why Google would want to change the definition of beta, or at least in how it refers to web based software. If its a differnet type of product, why not create a new name for it. That to me seems to be more Google's style anyway. So call it dynamicware or some such nonsense. Something to reflect that while the existing features are complete and functional, new tools may be added.

    What kind of new nonsense words can you come up with?

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  89. It's Evil by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    It's evil to redefine commonly understood terms to new meanings just to suit your business model. It's also very 1984ish NewSpeak.

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  90. It's *Expectations Management* by HikingStick · · Score: 1

    By keeping anything in BETA (even an open BETA), they can basically decrease user expectations. If things are better than expected, users feel really good. If they are worse than expected, hey, it's a BETA.

    The other posts about being able to make changes on the fly also apply here. If it's a BETA, the users have no right to grouse. If it is an established release, the company has to deal with whiners who say "but I really liked it the other way" or "what happened to my screen".

    Sure, people will grouse about BETAs too, but at least Google can quote the famous philosopher and say "tough crap".

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  91. Re:Google is Following in Humpty Dumpty's Footstep by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

    But Google is really playing with fire here by using more than one meaning for beta.

    After all, values of beta will give rise to dom!

  92. Sounds more like by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

    Bulshytt to me.

  93. Use another term by owlstead · · Score: 1

    Hey, they could call it GMail Bravo and move it to Charley state later on.

  94. Beta.... by brundlefly · · Score: 1

    Beta is the new "Under Construction".

  95. Heh heh heh by RudeIota · · Score: 1

    See, you replaced a word, while google would've changed the definition :-)

    That was very funny, but a rimshot simply isn't suitable.

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  96. better beta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it encourages the engineers to actively improve it and encourages users to actively request features, changes, and fixes.

  97. Re: *NOT* The True Meaning of Beta by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    If an app is delivered to end users, then it's not beta.

    Yeah, but the whole "public beta" abuse was being used by a lot of people (even large companies) long before Google started its perpetual-beta web apps. The term "beta" has lost its meaning, but Google didn't start it; the meaning was already dead when Google got its hands on it and tore the carcass limb-from-limb.

  98. Even when non-Beta Versions are available... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even when non-Beta Versions are available, they'll automatically give you the Beta version.

    Take Google World for example: If you want to download it and have Javascript enabled, you'll automatically get to download 4.3 BETA without being asked.

    There are other versions available (e.g. 4.2 without a BETA tag) when you browse the site with Javascript turned off, but they assume everyone wants to be their Beta tester. That's just plain stupid!

  99. From the software engineering world... by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    Alpha means that it's under "development" and the code or application probably runs on the developer's test machine. The underlying code and libraries might change at any time.

    Beta means that it's undergoing "testing" and there's more configuration control on the underlying code, libraries, and OS. So it has a stronger "version", and you're working out kinks and incompatibilities between particular pieces of the system. Also, it's running on a dedicated set of test servers, and it's a bit harder to get software changes reviewed and approved to install on a test server.

    Production means that the software is fully deployed on a production system and changes should not be made without going through a full set of tests. No new features should really be introduced into a production release, just bug fixes. And a major updated production release should really go on a completely separate system or server.

    In this day and age of rapid spiral development, where minor versions are pushed out monthly, I can see why no one really wants to call their service production ready. For one thing, it eliminates a lot of the freedom you have to add and improve things. So I can see why Google might not want to stand up a separate set of production servers to host applications that they know they're not done with yet because they still have features on their list of things to implement.

  100. Uh. by stonecypher · · Score: 1

    Has Google Redefined Beta?

    No. Ill-educated sheep misusing words does not change the meaning of those words, no matter what descriptivists believe.

    The best part is that descriptivist's belief in descriptivism is generally descriptivist: "us being wrong invents correctness, and I know because there are so many of us who believe that."

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  101. What was "Beta" original meaning ? by DrYak · · Score: 1, Interesting

    But, what was the original meaning of "beta" to begin with ?

    Several sources (Wikipedia, Jargon Files, etc...) will all point to the fact that "beta" software is software that has passed initial testing, and is released to some users (outside the company) before the official product launch, in order to gather feedback, perform tests, find malfunctions and see if everything is working as it should and if nothing needs fixing.

    It only means that some malfunctions may still be hidden somewhere. But otherwise it should be usable.

    Most of Google's softwares are exactly in this state : Google has bothered to officially announce them as final, but nonetheless they are functional (although some minor tweaking might still appear here and there to improve them or introduce micro features that are needed).

    That's also why 99.999% of open source software has also version numbers like "0.9.54 beta" : it should works, but the author doesn't he can freely pretend that the software will run in every known configuration possible.

    And that is the canonical meaning of the word.

    The fact that most users today consider that it means "warning, may spontaneously implode and ruin you, blow your house up and kick your dog in the process", has nothing to do with the word's original meaning. This is only due to the huge a mount of companies which have very poor coding practices producing horribly crash prone stuff, and make available to the public monstruosities that never should have left the company and that still need massive amount of ironing.

    in short :
    - "beta" doesn't assert the quality of the code.
    - "beta" asserts a step in the production cycle (let a bigger user base test it)

    It's the bad quality of some product released in "beta" which has lead people to associate the word with bad quality software.

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    1. Re:What was "Beta" original meaning ? by CyberKrb · · Score: 1

      > But, what was the original meaning of "beta" to begin with ? The second letter of the greek alphabet, obviously :-)

  102. Re:Capitalism is dying by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ... right, so the US is using socialist policies to fix it?

    I don't think so. I think someone has finally realized that the good ole USA can't rely on capitalism and constant bull economies to keep it on top. It has to switch to a sustainable model... like the rest of the world.

    Thank goodness, too. Those darn americans were starting to think they were invincible, and that they could invade anywhere, for no reason!

  103. Call it what it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If "beta" doesn't mean what we think it means then call your "beta" software something else. You don't get to make up your own meaning of words.

  104. Re: *NOT* The True Meaning of Beta by dubl-u · · Score: 1

    I can see why this bothers people, but the ease of releasing new software really has changed something. I've got friends who release new features once or twice a week. And users on the web are pretty tolerant of using something with an initially low level of features as long as it's good for something and there is steady improvement.

    This means that if we're going to use the old terms, then we either have to change "released" or "beta". Using "beta" to mean "still not where we want it" seems reasonable to me, so that people get their expectations set properly.

  105. Re:Capitalism is dying by Bryansix · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    You can't explain away fiscal irresponsibility. What the Government did in the Clinton era is force fiscal irresponsibility on Fannie and Freddie. In other words they forced them to have a certain percentage of loans to low income applicants. These were the first loans to default and get foreclosed upon. It doesn't account for the entire problem. It actually was much larger and did include private companies who were greedy. But the kick-start of this problem was the enforcement of bad business practices upon the big lenders by the federal government under the Clinton Administration.

  106. Best it can be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's simple. The web and it's browsers are together such a pile of horse manure that the best thing you could possibly write for it will only be beta quality. Ever.

    I did not intend this to be a troll.

    Have a nice day.

  107. It will be out of beta when... by dexomn · · Score: 1

    You have to buy a subscription.

  108. Get-out Clause by robert_polding · · Score: 1

    Beta has now become a disclaimer, I remember well when it just meant 'all the features aren't implemented' now it seems like a legal get-out clause if something goes wrong.

  109. My theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always just assumed that when Google says "beta" they mean, "doesn't generate a profit yet".

  110. Sounds reasonable. by sgt+scrub · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Google/FOSS people say "stuff that works good enough to release to the public but isn't finished" is beta.

    Microsoft/Proprietary developers say "stuff that works good enough to release to the public but isn't finished" is for sale.

    Whats in a name?

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  111. The obvious answer... by tool462 · · Score: 1

    Google got those spam emails back in the early nineties too. Whereas we all just deleted the emails and chewed out our friends for sending them, google took the idea and ran with it. We now have our Beta Email Tracking Application. Does this mean Bill Gates will send Google $1000?

  112. Beta. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Means no liability.

  113. Pre-emptive post by enoz · · Score: 1

    I think i've already replied to this topic...

  114. WoW. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Following this type of definition, World of Warcraft would technically be a beta!

  115. Chrome is beta? by mgiuca · · Score: 1

    And note that Google Chrome is beta. Yet it's being championed as "the new web browser". Google are using the "it's beta" line while Real People are already using this as their browser.

    The whole community was tugging at their collars when Ubuntu released 8.04 with Firefox 3 beta.

    Yet with Chrome, everybody's overlooked the fact that it's beta. Newspapers and other mainstream media are going nuts over it and non-technical people are using it as their primary web browser. Maybe some responsibility needs to be taken here?

  116. Re: *NOT* The True Meaning of Beta by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    Says everybody who knows what the term means.

    I.e., you don't know.

    You can read more about it here.

    You mean the bit which says:

    Developers release either a closed beta or an open beta; closed beta versions are released to a select group of individuals for a user test, while open betas are to a larger community group, usually the general public.

    ?

    It's a more plausible point to argue about whether you can give feedback. I note that they say, for example at http://www.google.com/support/finance/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=71877 :

    The 'beta' label means that the product is still being tested and refined; we generally find that the best way to improve new products is to get feedback directly from users on what works and what doesn't. So if you have comments or suggestions about Google Finance, we'd love to hear from you.

    Now, it may be their mechanism for making it easy or obvious for users to report back is rather unclear or unpublicised. But that's a separate issue - I see nothing to show that Google are using the term incorrectly, and your own links support that their usage of "beta" is correct.

  117. Re:Capitalism is dying by Bryansix · · Score: 1

    If you would learn how to read I just said it was the Government's fault? Geeze.

  118. Re:Capitalism is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes, the republican govn't.

  119. Re:Capitalism is dying by Bryansix · · Score: 1

    Both parties are to blame. Don't be so blind as to not see that.

  120. "... has a different meaning" by macraig · · Score: 1

    'We believe beta has a different meaning when applied to applications on the Web,' says a company spokesman.

    I've explained this before, nearly ad nauseum: this is part and parcel of the larger goal of re-branding all software as "content" and then convincing users to pay for it every month, just as they do their entertainment services. It's all done in the name of profit, greed, and consistent cash flow. Software publishers have been jealously eyeing the financials of their brethren in content publishing for a long, long time.

  121. They're just a freakin' search engine people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember being at Oracle when there were a couple of guys in an unheated garage in Palo Alto trying to recruit my friends for some thing called Architext. I remember having a family member working on some special project at DEC's center at the top of University - Altavista. Remember when Yahoo! was $400.00/share?

    It's a freakin search engine kids. THERE IS NO TRUE VALUE PROPOSITION.

    Sergei and Larry sold out a long time ago - "first do no harm" my ass those spooked up bastiges.

  122. Or Maybe by Jesse+Rudolph · · Score: 1

    It's not as complicated as you guys would have it be. You are thinking about software like people who write software think about it, not like users. To a non-technical user, beta means 'edgy and fun'. I think a lot of technical users think of it like that as well. Google is going to support their users in whatever manner they support them (or not, i don't really know) reguardless of version. They have no reason to keep it in beta to 'save their own ass', its a designation that holds no real legal meaning. All they are doing is using a word that users understand vaguely, on the users' terms, not webster or wikipedia's terms. Its like when manufacturer puts "NEW" on box of cereal or a pack of hot dogs. No one thinks "omg its new, i dont want to risk it!!". Frosted mini wheats aren't new by any stretch of the imagination, but if they can squeeze it onto the box somewhere, people buy more of it.