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  1. Full metal Jacket on Firefox Vietnamese Language Pack Infected With Trojan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Me so horney
    Me love you longtime
    You got Trojan ?
    Me love you longtime !!!!!

  2. Fastest /. effect ever ! on Data Recovered From Space Shuttle Columbia HDD · · Score: 1

    Seriously. We are talking less than a min here.

  3. Call a waambulance on Pidgin Controversy Triggers Fork · · Score: 1

    1) It is open source.
    2) If you don't like it, hack the code and release the version you like.

  4. Cue The Choppers on Unexpected Slashdot Downtime · · Score: 2, Funny

    'les nessmen hitting his chest to do chopper noises'

    IT's a RAID on /. HQ !

    Run for your Lives !!!!!

  5. Curious about Ubuntu on Ubuntu 8.04 Released · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well more than curious. It looks pretty slick.

    And I am really not asking to be flamed here, but can someone tell me why I might want to move from Windows to Ubuntu? Either for home (World of Warcraft has to run on it) or from work?

    (Puts on asbestos boxers)

  6. And thus, Skynet is born on Recruiting Friendly Botnets To Counter Bad Botnets · · Score: 1

    Or would this be more of the Matrix ?

  7. Red Vs Blue ? on Cyber Defense Competition Has A New Champion · · Score: 1

    Ok I call shotgun !

    Who was caboose ?

  8. If I only had a brain on The Military Plans To Regrow Body Parts · · Score: -1, Troll

    And guess who we are talking about ? Rhymes with tush.

    Flame away !

  9. That popping sound you just heard on IBM's Pilot Program For Internal Use of Macs · · Score: 1

    Was Bill Gates head exploding.

  10. Get off my lawn on Google Earth 4.3 Offers a Number of New Features · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damn google hippies with their fancy schmancy cameras all over my front lawn....

    Off!!! GET OFF !!!!

    Can't you see the signs that say {NO GOOGLE HIPPIES} {NO DOGS} {NO SALESMEN}

    WHy I otta....

  11. Cyberpunk 2020 on Do the Blind Deserve More Effort on the Web? · · Score: 1

    Well, not to be a ass, but if they could jack in, I don't see a problem.

  12. This reminds me of a dilbert cartoon on Senator Proposes to Monitor All P2P Traffic for Illegal Files · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Where he creates a (filter or firewall or program) to stop a 12 year old in finding 'naughty pictures' on the net. Then you hear a boinging sound and Dilbert says "I hope that is not his eyes popping out'. Lets face the facts. Anyone can build something to get by any type of restrictions on the net. Period.

  13. Re:Ugh on Flock Delivers On Promises Post 1.0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am with ya bro.

    I play WOW, and we have a mage that likes to browse myspace during raids...or even better, click on the wrong chat window..

    So we see some raid messages that were not meant for the raid.

    OMG !

    Personally, I think that too much web social interaction is a bad thing. People are forgetting how to interact face to face.

  14. tttooo mmmuuuccchhh cccaaaffffffiiinnnee on Daily Caffeine Protects Your Brain · · Score: 1

    iiisss iiittt mmmeee ooorrr iiisss ttthhheee ssscccrrreeeeeennn jjjuuummmpppiiinnnggg aaarrrooouuunnnddd tttoooooo mmmuuuccchhh ?

  15. Top 5 least Glamorous Jobs on Microsoft's Vista Blogger Quits · · Score: 4, Funny

    #5 Rest room cleaner for the Saints Stadium after Katrina.
    #4 Tank Ammo Tester (Think Bugs Bunny).
    #3 Amish Mechanic (What do you call a man with his arm up a horse's Ass?)
    #2 Thong Adjuster for Janet Reno. (Close your eyes and visualize it..AIEEEEEE)
    #1 Microsoft Pro Vista Blogger.

    Seriously, I wonder how long he had that job for. And now, how long will he need a shrink to regain his self esteem ?

  16. Look for the Margarita glasses on Scientists Look at Martian Salt for Ancient Life · · Score: 2, Funny

    D.E.L.I.C.I.O.U.S. !

  17. Dogfights on Aerial Drones To Help Cops In Miami · · Score: 1

    How long will it take for the 'other' side to come up with their version of Armed RC choppers & planes..

    Think of a RC Airwolf..

    'Cue music'

  18. But does it have a gun rack? on NASA's New Lunar Rover in Action · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also all the other things a "truck" in Houston should have.

    *Gun Rack
    *Redneck Bumper stickers
    *Shiney nude girl mudflaps
    *A Wooden Back bumper (Usually 4x8)
    *Empty Bud cans on the floor
    *A Nascar Sticker on the Back window. #3 or #8) or both !
    *Marlboro boxes everywhere.

  19. Good... Push ISS up where it belongs at a L Point on European Space Agency Launches New Orbital Supply Ship · · Score: 1

    Then we can truly call it a space station, and really build it up, instead of the joke it is now.

  20. Does it vibrate? on A Modular Snake Robot · · Score: 1

    I see a trememdous market for this in the porn industry....

  21. Robotic Chicken FTW ! on Animated Film Set To Kick Off Star Wars TV Show · · Score: 1

    Come on, those are much more entertaining than any of the crap Lucas can churn out.

  22. Guess which finger I want them to scan.. on FBI To Spend $1B Expanding Fingerprint Database · · Score: 1

    Yep you guessed it, the middle one !

  23. Blue Screen of Death on The Next 25 Years in Tech · · Score: 1

    This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Blue screen of DEATH !'

  24. /golfclap on Charter Accidentally Wipes 14K Email Accounts · · Score: 5, Funny

    Charter Manager: You sure that these are the correct accounts to nuke.
    Charter Employee: Yessiree ! 'Click'
    Charter Employee: Oh shit.
    Charter Manager: What ?
    Charter Employee: 'Surfs over to Monster.com' Oh nothing. Nothing at all.

  25. Isn't that, like, Illegal ? on Apple QuickTime DRM Disables Video Editing Apps · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Not trying to me a smacktard here, but if it purposely goes out and wacks another app, can't Adobe sue ?