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  1. I got nothing.... on Largest Black Hole Measured · · Score: 1

    Yep..tried to think something funny...

  2. That crackling sound you hear.. on Sony BMG Dropping DRM · · Score: 1

    Is hell freezing over. Good thing I have my ice skates handy.

  3. Pot calling the kettle black on AOL, Netflix and the End of Open Research · · Score: 0

    Didn't Google get their balls twisted for outing a chinese blogger ? /golfclap

  4. Hey you kids, get off my lawn ! on Gene Study Supports Single Bering Strait Migration · · Score: 0

    And so it started.....

  5. Lets see if I can say i correctly on Spying On Tor · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This makes me Tor !
    I will have to go see the doctor about this Tor.
    I wonder if they have a cream for this Tor.

    OMG a Flaming Tor !

  6. How they were trained : Racing Destruction Set on Meet the Drivers Behind NASA's Mars Rovers · · Score: 1

    God I loved that game. Set the gravity to like Io and omfg !!!!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racing_Destruction_Set

  7. Star Trek 2 ? on Meshnet Digital Armor To Protect Tanks · · Score: 1

    Quick, input the key to take over their Bridge !

    Crap they changed it !!!

    KHANNNNN !!!!

  8. Ok now for a non stupid post on Thought-Controlled Prosthetics · · Score: 1, Troll

    Ok folks, this is really serious. All the posts I have read so far are wannabe aha ha's ! Just to prove how debilitating losing an arm is, try doing something with your left hand (if you are right handed) or vice versa. A$$hats.

  9. Space Swirly on Whose Laws Apply On the ISS? · · Score: 1

    Nuff said.

  10. Symbian WHAT ? on The Best Tech You Can't Get in the US · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    " the Z8 is a full fledged Symbian smartphone, "

    Um, isnt a Symbian like a vibrator on a saddle for women to go OMFG YES YES YESSSSSS ?

  11. Think Tank on Personal Robots From Valley Startup · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "With no pressure to make money initially, the company will act more like a robotics think tank and will eventually devise licensing models for its technology"

    I have to admit this sounds pretty sweet. Not having the robotic overlords standing over you screaming "Bottom Line Bottom Line" would be refreshing......

    Oh god here they come.. "I serve only you, my lords .. no no not the tazer !!!!"

  12. 10 or 25 man instance? on Amazon EC2 Open To All · · Score: 4, Funny

    "new instance types". AWESOME ! Finally some sweet sweet pally loot drops !

  13. How can you tell if you are infected? on Storm Worm Botnet Partitions May Be Up For Sale · · Score: 1

    And no, not a rash or anything of that crap :P I don't leave my pc's at home on 24/7, and I am up to date with everything (AV, FW, Widows Patches). Could I still be infected ?

  14. Upgrade ? on Microsoft Wants To Read Your Brain · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine trying to update the firmware? (With Microsoft's update) Update fails... 'User is now a mad.. oohhh so madddd......' RAWRRRRR HULK SMASH !

  15. Cheese Shop on iPhone Business Model Hits a Snag in France · · Score: 1

    Customer: Ah. UK?

              Wenslydale: Sorry.

              Customer: Germany? Belgum?

              Wenslydale: No.

              Customer: In Norway, per chance.

              Wenslydale: No.

              Customer: Lyra?

              Wenslydale: No.

              Customer: Spain?

              Wenslydale: No.

              Customer: Sweden?

              Wenslydale: No.

              Customer: Russia, Italy, Poland, Vatican, Switzerland, Finland, Hungary, , Nertherlands?

              Wenslydale: No.

              Customer: France, perhaps?

              Wenslydale: Ah! We have France, yessir.

              Customer: (suprised) You do! Excellent.

              Wenslydale: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit pricey...

              Customer: Oh, I like it pricey.

              Wenslydale: Well,.. It's very pricey, actually, sir.

              Customer: No matter. Fetch hither the iPhonede la Belle France! Mmmwah!

              Wenslydale: I...think it's a bit pricier than you'll like it, sir.

              Customer: I don't care how fucking pricey it is. Hand it over with all speed.

              Wenslydale: Oooooooooohhh........!

              Customer: What now?

              Wenslydale: The cat's eaten it.

              Customer: (pause) Has he.

              Wenslydale: She, sir.

              (pause)

  16. Battletech on Brain Heatsink Could Reduce Epilepsy · · Score: 1

    This kinda reminds me of the cooling vest worn by mechwarriors.

  17. SUUULUUUUUU!!! on George Takei Now an Asteroid · · Score: 1

    No comment really, just sing "Suuu Luuuuuu"

  18. Re:Exactly on Bloggers Who Risked All In Burma · · Score: 2

    I think I heard on NPR this morning that Exxon or some other big oil company has interests in Myanmar, and therefore have been "grandfathered" from the economic sanctions that the US has emposed. And that the oil revenues from this big oil company is still filling the coffers of the leaders of Myanmar. Go oil GO !

  19. Re:Explain this to me on Hacked iPhones Confirmed As Bricking With Latest Update · · Score: 1

    So why can't you uninstall iTunes ?

  20. I can't wait for haloween on Chicago Developing 'Suspicious Behavior' Monitoring System · · Score: 1

    Cops: OMG Look at all the Ninja's and Pirates ! That is suspicious !!!! C

  21. It really makes me wonder on Upcoming Firmware Will Brick Unlocked iPhones · · Score: 1

    What Apple is thinking of?

    Is it just me or are they behaving more and more like Microsoft?

    I remember the Apple adds "Think Different", which made me buy my mac and dump the pc.

    But now, with all of their recent actions (iTunes, iPhone, Leopard), it seems to me that they somehow replaced Jobs with a Gates animatronic. /. needs to create a borg Jobs gif for Apple news stories.

  22. Re:Arr! on Jobs' Next Fight — Dealing With iPhone Hackers · · Score: 1

    Harr, nothing be more annoying than a reformed pirate. It be kinda poetic justice that the swab Jobs is frothing at 'pirates', for hacking his product, yarrr.

  23. No no its RED vs BLUE on Pink, Blue, and Bad Science · · Score: 1

    Donut: It's not pink, it's lightish red.

  24. Ready the alien anal probe ! on Steve Fossett Missing · · Score: 1

    Well it has to be warmed up properly. Otherwise there is a risk of chaifing!

  25. Let's share those resources ! on Internet2 Deployment Reaches Major Milestone · · Score: 1

    "education community"
    'Cough' P2P ?

    Great ! I need a bigger pipe for my porn and music shares !
    (and no my pipe is plenty big as is.. pervs)