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  1. Re:What a waste of energy on Intel Claims an Advance In Wireless Power · · Score: 1

    If comic books have taught me anything, it's that mutations resulting from long-term exposure to a powerful magnetic field can only lead to me becoming a costumed superhero. Worst case scenario, I end up a supervillian.

  2. Nigerian minister says "Don't trust Nigerians!" on Jail 'Greedy' Scam Victims, Says Nigerian Diplomat · · Score: 1

    Because a great way to encourage potential investors in your country is to chastise people for being gullible enough to trust your country.

  3. Re:Worth it. on Firefox SSL-Certificate Debate Rages On · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And some of us WANT to be warned when we're dealing with a cheap-ass website whose people don't have their shit together. To me, a website who has let their certificate expire or is too cheap to spend $10 a year to get a real certificate is not a website that I want to be doing business with in the first place.

  4. Re:Hacker? on FEMA Phones Hacked, Calls Made To Mideast and Asia · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, he trained his dog to howl at 2600 hz.

  5. Re:Not quite sure on this one... on Bridging the Gap Between Art and Code In Games · · Score: 1

    My uncle Ray said all barns have skeletons. But then again, uncle Ray turned out to be a serial killer and the skeletons he was talking about aren't the same kind as the ones you're talking about. So, point taken.

  6. In FEMA's defense on FEMA Phones Hacked, Calls Made To Mideast and Asia · · Score: 5, Funny

    The hacker was in New Orleans. So they were obligated by official policy to ignore his calls.

  7. Re:Er... on A Mozilla Plugin to Help Overcome IE Rendering Flaw · · Score: 1

    I picture Steve Balmer reading this article, throwing his chair across the office, and screaming "RUB IT IN, WHY DON'T YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

  8. Re:Yeah, haha, you're so funny. on Slashdot's Disagree Mail · · Score: 1

    I'm a commissar, you insensitive clod!

  9. Ernest Borgnine says different on Research Suggests Polygamous Men Live Longer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, Ernest Borgnine says I only need to masturbate a lot to live a long time. And I believe him because he was in both "Escape from New York" *AND* "Baseketball."

  10. Re:Rosa Parks on James Powderly of Graffiti Research Labs Detained In China · · Score: 1

    Rosa Parks was preceded by a number of other bus riders who did the exact same thing but are forgotten (ever heard anyone talk about the great hero Claudette Colvin?). She would have been forgotten too if her supposedly spontaneous stand that day hadn't been carefully planned well in advance by the Montgomery chapter of the NAACP (where she worked).

    Heroes are not just created by random acts of resistance, they're created by others willing to sell them as heroes.

  11. Wow on James Powderly of Graffiti Research Labs Detained In China · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Chinese must be really serious about fighting graffiti in their country.

  12. Re:They took my job on My Job Went To India · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    There is only one way to solve this. Everyone get into a pile and get gay!

  13. Re:gotta wonder... on Watchmen Delayed, Or Worse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they had played these cards before the movie was in the can, Warner would have just shelved it. Now that it's in post-production, they know Warner will give them a cut of the pie instead of scrapping it.

  14. It will still be released on Watchmen Delayed, Or Worse · · Score: 1

    Studios partner up all the time for releases. Warner isn't just going to shelve a big-budget movie. Worst case scenario, they'll just cut a revenue sharing deal with Fox.

  15. Re:Sanity Prevails on Sony To Set Compatibility Standards For PS3 Music Games · · Score: 1

    You really shouldn't take the battlesnakes' names in vain.

  16. Re:Many a foolish man has crossed Houghton Mifflin on Open-Source College Textbooks Gaining Mindshare · · Score: 1

    Speaking as someone who uses some of the higher end features in Word, I can tell you that the last time I tried OpenOffice, it was a nightmare. It refused to recognize transparency in graphics (much less providing a tool for setting transparency), its text boxes were wonky, its graphic options were very limited compared to Word, and its drawing tools weren't even close to those that Word has. Those are just a few I can remember off the top of my head.

  17. Re:Where was... on Top Indie Games You Wouldn't Mind Paying For · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't exactly call Running With Scissors an "indie" developer.

  18. Re:Many a foolish man has crossed Houghton Mifflin on Open-Source College Textbooks Gaining Mindshare · · Score: 2, Funny

    You do now. Nice to meet you.

  19. Re:Could SOMEONE PLEASE EDIT... on The Duke Is Finally Back, For Real · · Score: 1

    What about dogs and cats, living together? Mass hysteria?

  20. Re:Yep on The Duke Is Finally Back, For Real · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At this point the burden of proof is on YOU, my friend. We're not the ones with a decade of bullshit promises that we've never delivered on.

  21. Re:Wrong... on The Duke Is Finally Back, For Real · · Score: 1

    I suspect that 3D Realms' investors aren't laughing.

  22. Re:Idea on Best Terrestrial/OTA HDTV Setup For an Apartment? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that won't be a lightening disaster waiting to happen.

  23. Re:amplified antenna on Best Terrestrial/OTA HDTV Setup For an Apartment? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why does Radio Shack always seem to discontinue everything they have that ISN'T complete crap? I was looking for a omnidirectional mic the other day there only to find they had discontinued their best model.

    It's like they're DETERMINED to suck.

  24. Re:Many a foolish man has crossed Houghton Mifflin on Open-Source College Textbooks Gaining Mindshare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Okay, I'll grant you Apache and its modules. But everything that follows your "Then we have..." is not comparable. OpenOffice is fine if you never use any of MS Office's more powerful features. But the whole point of that price tag is that you HAVE those powerful features (and superior documentation) if you need them.

  25. Re:They should be free on Open-Source College Textbooks Gaining Mindshare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why is this?

    Because academic texts 400 years ago were mostly written in Latin and modern students don't know Latin?