... picking bugs out of their hair, lengthening their earlobes and shrinking skulls they could learn how to document it all in PowerPoint Presentation.
They are a very intelligent bunch..
Now THAT'S the truth.
Piss on the govt stooges.
I spent 43 days without power post Andrew ( 1992)
I recently, to a FAR lesser degree, did 8 days after Katrina with no driving access, no power, majorflooding and lotsa downed trees and utilities..
I have full auto backup for 30-33 days, here on the farm.
Now.. If I were headed there I'd take logging boots AND water shoes like Soloman amphibians,rubber boots ( concrete finishers type) hand tools...saws, bars, post hole diggers, shovels, come-a longs, hammers, axes, chainsaw/bow saw, fix a flat ( a case or 2),raingear, a gun and ammo so this stuff doesnt get stolen,an extra car/truck battery, extra belt(s), a cell phone, of course,and carry BIG bags of beans and rice for those less fortunate.You can feed an army on 50# of each....CHEAP.
You dont need a Coleman stove. There is debris everywhere. Build a fire and cook it in a hubcap if need be.You can use questionable water( you're boiling the hell out of it anyhoo) and save the good stuff for drinking.
Iodine, at 4 drops per gallon, can allow you to drink questionable water relative safety..if you have to.
Mosquito spray( LOTS) and a GOOD first aid, (with several ace bandages) kit is mandatory.
Good heavy rope(s)
Chain(s)
Bolt cutters.
A few 100 foot by 12 foot rolls of 6 mil visqueen.
Understood ? Rope/visqueen, instant cafeteria,mini hospital etc..etc..
Take a few rolls of window screening too.It'll be hot and flies/ skeeterz everywhere
Last but not least..BEER ! LOTSA FUGGIN BEER !
A Bible wouldn't hurt, just to keep things in perspective...
Engineers aren't suppose to fix anything.
Get together with your buds, with some buds, and create a 40 page plan with very specific directions how to fix these problems and what materials to use.
Head over to the business dept and get an MBA wanna be, like Dubya, and get it budgeted out.Then call some contractors for estimating the repairs and see if any are within the budget. When the contractor tells you the outline is preposterous and there is no way the project can be completed in the proposed manner and shows you how it can be done by doing an outline on a Burger King bag, that will work quickly, at 1/4 of the cost of your proposal, you'll then know you are well on your way to being a Professional Engineer that your peers will look up to !
Choooo! Chooooo !
I'm a fish farmer raising ornamentals and can regualarly "pre-diagnose" columnaris flexibacter bacteria by scent of the water.
It allows me 36 hours or so to " jump start" treatments before the te$$$t confirms what my nose already told me.
I met a girl one night who...AHEM... had a certain " scent"
I never completed that "test":-(
Yepperz.. Ole Sparky Clewer ! What a prankster !
He used to embarrass the female teachers buy making their vibrators turn on and jump out of their purses onto the desk !
Ole Sparkster...
War is NOT politics.
It's a business venture at the expense of the taxpayer.
If you look to the cronies of the stooges loitering in the Oafel Office you will find that they, and their stockholders, have become VERY wealthy since The Illiterate One decided to go get revenge on Saddam "he dun tried ta kill mah daddy" Hussein.
From Boeing to Colt to the manu of the MRE and the body bag makers... all " Friends of B00B" and the current traitor regime in DC.
All we need now is to head into Iran to REALLY get some profits moving for these clowns. Not to worry. The next 3 generations of flag waving, praying, trailer trash will foot the bill by getting more OT at Walmart, Crackhead Barrel and Homeless Despot as the economy " grows".
As to the Abomb ? Yer right. They should NOT have used it. There was a pile of money to be made fighting over there for 10 or more years.
I'm sure the RNC views it's use as a huge financial mistake.
I'd go and snatch the free version of Libranet.
It has everything you need and if you find KDE to be too slow you can play with ICE WM and perk her up.
It's stable as a brick and has interesting features that are Libranet specific.
It has great hardware detection and a very simple installer.
You'll need to know your DNS/IP to setup DSL/Cable.
I run it on an old 466 celery with 256. It does well.
Exemplary B00B~ware
I surely wouldn't run it, even if it were free !
XP is a republican software.
Let them know EVERYTHING.. In Jesus"name.
Jod Bless Amerikka.. we got nuttin to hide !
Hello Dubya.
I didn't know you did/. ?
I'll be glad to leave my doors unlocked so your regime of clowns can go through my undie droor and search my computer. I'm a Patriot, by God !
God Bless Amerikka !
The Bible tells us to conduct ourselves as if God is right there watching.
The Patriot "act" tells us to move aside, sit down, and shut up because THEY ARE watching.. in the name of " FreeDumb".
But it boots in 15 seconds on a P400,FIFTEEN SECONDS, yeppers fifteen on a P400 !!! It almost finds a scanner, kinda prints, might work with a camera, has an office " suite" that nobody uses, and has performed the Nearly Divine miracle of running Firefox without crashing.Could you imagine an OS that would run with Firefox for ONLY $100.. YEEEHAH !
Not only that. You MIGHT only have to install GRUB or LILO to boot Willies OS.. Not sure yet.Whaddya want for $100 bucks.. Sheesh.
When does the service pack arrive ?
( 100% flamebait, as usual.)
Intel stuck it up peoples ass for years with their overpriced crap.
AMD Rules.. as does Linux.
" Self moderated as pure, unadulterated, flamebait"
-25.
Fugging dolts....
Micro$haft
Got Willie caught in my zipper and I dunno what to do..
It hurts like a mother... I hope it happenz ta you...
How much is that Longhorn "upgrade" again ?
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No. Actually he thinks he's Dubya. That's why Tejas is now called the LOON Star State.
... picking bugs out of their hair, lengthening their earlobes and shrinking skulls they could learn how to document it all in PowerPoint Presentation. They are a very intelligent bunch..
" Commie Bearded Hippies" That's cuz Ballmer was the model for the original cabbage patch doll.
Now THAT'S the truth. Piss on the govt stooges. I spent 43 days without power post Andrew ( 1992) I recently, to a FAR lesser degree, did 8 days after Katrina with no driving access, no power, majorflooding and lotsa downed trees and utilities.. I have full auto backup for 30-33 days, here on the farm. Now.. If I were headed there I'd take logging boots AND water shoes like Soloman amphibians,rubber boots ( concrete finishers type) hand tools...saws, bars, post hole diggers, shovels, come-a longs, hammers, axes, chainsaw/bow saw, fix a flat ( a case or 2) ,raingear, a gun and ammo so this stuff doesnt get stolen,an extra car/truck battery, extra belt(s), a cell phone, of course,and carry BIG bags of beans and rice for those less fortunate.You can feed an army on 50# of each....CHEAP.
You dont need a Coleman stove. There is debris everywhere. Build a fire and cook it in a hubcap if need be.You can use questionable water( you're boiling the hell out of it anyhoo) and save the good stuff for drinking.
Iodine, at 4 drops per gallon, can allow you to drink questionable water relative safety..if you have to.
Mosquito spray( LOTS) and a GOOD first aid, (with several ace bandages) kit is mandatory.
Good heavy rope(s)
Chain(s)
Bolt cutters.
A few 100 foot by 12 foot rolls of 6 mil visqueen.
Understood ? Rope/visqueen, instant cafeteria,mini hospital etc..etc..
Take a few rolls of window screening too.It'll be hot and flies/ skeeterz everywhere
Last but not least..BEER ! LOTSA FUGGIN BEER !
A Bible wouldn't hurt, just to keep things in perspective...
Engineers aren't suppose to fix anything. Get together with your buds, with some buds, and create a 40 page plan with very specific directions how to fix these problems and what materials to use. Head over to the business dept and get an MBA wanna be, like Dubya, and get it budgeted out.Then call some contractors for estimating the repairs and see if any are within the budget. When the contractor tells you the outline is preposterous and there is no way the project can be completed in the proposed manner and shows you how it can be done by doing an outline on a Burger King bag, that will work quickly, at 1/4 of the cost of your proposal, you'll then know you are well on your way to being a Professional Engineer that your peers will look up to ! Choooo! Chooooo !
I'm a fish farmer raising ornamentals and can regualarly "pre-diagnose" columnaris flexibacter bacteria by scent of the water. It allows me 36 hours or so to " jump start" treatments before the te$$$t confirms what my nose already told me. I met a girl one night who...AHEM... had a certain " scent" I never completed that "test" :-(
Yepperz.. Ole Sparky Clewer ! What a prankster ! He used to embarrass the female teachers buy making their vibrators turn on and jump out of their purses onto the desk ! Ole Sparkster...
If there are no people this will be the safest planet to not live on...
War is NOT politics. It's a business venture at the expense of the taxpayer. If you look to the cronies of the stooges loitering in the Oafel Office you will find that they, and their stockholders, have become VERY wealthy since The Illiterate One decided to go get revenge on Saddam "he dun tried ta kill mah daddy" Hussein. From Boeing to Colt to the manu of the MRE and the body bag makers... all " Friends of B00B" and the current traitor regime in DC. All we need now is to head into Iran to REALLY get some profits moving for these clowns. Not to worry. The next 3 generations of flag waving, praying, trailer trash will foot the bill by getting more OT at Walmart, Crackhead Barrel and Homeless Despot as the economy " grows". As to the Abomb ? Yer right. They should NOT have used it. There was a pile of money to be made fighting over there for 10 or more years. I'm sure the RNC views it's use as a huge financial mistake.
Maybe its a " Shadow board of directors" working undercover writing virii for the major anti virus companies ? Script L333 RC2 Vistablammer
Those Koreans.. Cloned Bulgogi, " The first Korean made, cloned, frozen food"
If they have oil and natural gas up there I'd guesstimate about 3 months.
I'd go and snatch the free version of Libranet. It has everything you need and if you find KDE to be too slow you can play with ICE WM and perk her up. It's stable as a brick and has interesting features that are Libranet specific. It has great hardware detection and a very simple installer. You'll need to know your DNS/IP to setup DSL/Cable. I run it on an old 466 celery with 256. It does well.
Exemplary B00B~ware I surely wouldn't run it, even if it were free ! XP is a republican software. Let them know EVERYTHING.. In Jesus"name. Jod Bless Amerikka.. we got nuttin to hide !
Time to buy some stock in Windex. Is RegCleaner available for Da Vista ?
Hello Dubya. I didn't know you did /. ?
I'll be glad to leave my doors unlocked so your regime of clowns can go through my undie droor and search my computer. I'm a Patriot, by God !
God Bless Amerikka !
The Bible tells us to conduct ourselves as if God is right there watching.
The Patriot "act" tells us to move aside, sit down, and shut up because THEY ARE watching.. in the name of " FreeDumb".
...and the Geeks shall in__herit the earth.....
But it boots in 15 seconds on a P400,FIFTEEN SECONDS, yeppers fifteen on a P400 !!! It almost finds a scanner, kinda prints, might work with a camera, has an office " suite" that nobody uses, and has performed the Nearly Divine miracle of running Firefox without crashing.Could you imagine an OS that would run with Firefox for ONLY $100.. YEEEHAH ! Not only that. You MIGHT only have to install GRUB or LILO to boot Willies OS.. Not sure yet.Whaddya want for $100 bucks.. Sheesh. When does the service pack arrive ? ( 100% flamebait, as usual.)
And the winner is ! Noelle Bush's boyfriend, Ice~Z.
apt-get update. OK. What was the topic ?
I, for one. know that corn is relatively inert ! What goes in comes out the same.. much like okra seed. Dinty Moore recycles too. ;-)~
Intel stuck it up peoples ass for years with their overpriced crap. AMD Rules.. as does Linux. " Self moderated as pure, unadulterated, flamebait" -25. Fugging dolts....
Micro$haft Got Willie caught in my zipper and I dunno what to do.. It hurts like a mother... I hope it happenz ta you... How much is that Longhorn "upgrade" again ?
I wonder if she told Willie that she got her software from Morpheus since Office XP cost the equivalent of 13 years of Uncle Mohammeds salary ?
If only she didn't dribble... How much IS the defecit ?