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  1. Great Wall not Prison Wall on Android App Quality Pathetically Low Says Developer · · Score: 0

    The walled garden keeps out unremovable crapware, non-standard UI's, and other carrier shenanigans used to screw Android users out of a great user experience.

  2. Re:1337 Vaginas on LulzSec Offers to Take Revenge On Sega Hackers · · Score: 1

    They're posting on the Internet that they're throwing down their geeky gauntlets and engaging other geeks in a geeky duel-to-the-death to defend the honor of a ten year old gaming system.

  3. 1337 Vaginas on LulzSec Offers to Take Revenge On Sega Hackers · · Score: 0

    Have any of the these guys actually seen a vagina?. If I had a mop, a doughnut and a vagina, could these guys pick the vagina out of a line up? Because the day they actually see a vagina, they're throw those 1337 haX0r skills out the window.

    *plagiarized from Bobcat Goldwaith

  4. Trojans are unsafe. on Trojan Goes After Bitcoins · · Score: 1, Funny

    Trojan's in your wallets don't offer very much protection. Any sex ed teacher can tell you that.

  5. Advertising Slogans For Shitty Food Substitutes on Japanese Scientist Creates Meat Substitute From Sewage · · Score: 1

    - "Poo: the other brown meat."
    - "Shit's what's for dinner".
    - "Just like mom used to make."
    - Dr Anus: "respect the anus." (Burger King)
    - "Ohh ahh oh ploppin' fresh dough"
    - "D is for dookie and that's good enough for me."
    - "It's like there's a potty in my mouth"

  6. Narnia on The Science of Lightsabers · · Score: 1

    Next on his list--proving the plausibility of armoires that are wormholes to vast parallel universes where the law of physics is christian allegory.

  7. As Thomas Edison Would Say on Data Review Brings Major Setback In Higgs Boson Hunt · · Score: 1

    They didn't fail to find the Higgs-Boson; they succeeded in discovering a way that the universe does not work.

  8. Re:My nominations.. on Why There's No Nobel Prize In Computing · · Score: 1

    I agree that Don Knotts has had an immeasurable impact on society; without his valuable work we'd never be able to make fun of rural law enforcement.

  9. Mr Anonymous, would you please stand up? on NATO Report Threatens To 'Persecute' Anonymous · · Score: 1

    As everyone is an anonymous combatant, this demonstrates the importance of not being seen.

  10. Re:Its their fault on What's Killing Your Wi-Fi? · · Score: 5, Funny

    You have the Really Long Cable option if they haven't secured their door.

  11. Early 20th Century on What's Killing Your Wi-Fi? · · Score: 1

    affinity for lathe and plaster.

  12. I'd have thought that Perl fans on Book Review: Camel In Action · · Score: 1

    would have appreciated that "Camel Book" has two very different meanings depending upon whether you are in the Apache context or in the Perl context.

  13. Re:Guess those researchers have been watching Trek on US Intelligence Agency to Compile Mountain of Metaphors · · Score: 1

    I bet you have a lot of experience on foreign tongues.

  14. How many sysadmins on An IP Address For Every Light Bulb · · Score: 4, Funny

    does it take a change a lightbulb?

  15. Re:Why close it now? on Nokia Confirms Symbian Is No Longer Open Source · · Score: 1

    So you're saying Nokia closing the Symbian source is like cutting the head off a zombie you blasted with a 12-gauge a little while ago just to make sure it's good and dead?

  16. Re:We'll Teach Them To Pick Fruit (and Rocks)... on Afghanistan Called First "Robotic War" · · Score: 1

    I hear the dates from Afghanistan are exquisite

    They're cheap enough but you need to check under the burqa first to make sure you're getting an exquisite one.

  17. Re:This can all be avoided on Panasonic Launches Beautifying Camera · · Score: 1

    Rational answers substituting cheap, age-old good common sense for the latest expensive digital technology have no place on Slashdot.

  18. Re:Next Headline: on HBGary Federal CEO Aaron Barr Steps Down · · Score: 1

    A definite shoe-in for the Cyber Security Czar position.

  19. Definite "Open" on Compared and Contrasted: OpenOffice V. LibreOffice · · Score: 0

    I much prefer anything "open" to "libre", myself.

    I like open, modifiable code that anyone is allowed to improve sans politics. I just can't deal with all the work involved in maintaining a "libre" lifestyle, because that would involve learning Spanish and wearing black clothes and tacky berets and spending half my time ranting about how inaccurate some idiot commentator on Fox News is and how some elite is trying to rob us of our freedoms while spending the other half trying the be an apologist for bad usability and documentation and telling frustrated end-users that they can't exercise their freedom of speech to complain about the "lovingly created software gifts" that rob them of their productivity on a daily basis. I'd never have any time to write any useful software if I went that route.

  20. A hooker on Teenager Tries To Hire Hitman Via Facebook · · Score: 1

    Would have probably been cheaper than a $500 hitman and would have had fewer legal entanglements than sexual assault.

  21. Misattribution on On Retirement, Israeli General Takes Credit for Stuxnet Attacks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Technically speaking, Microsoft really deserves more of the credit than Gabi Ashkenazi.

  22. Re:Who's going to clean toilets and guard prisoner on The Relationship Between FOSS and Democracy · · Score: 1

    The parent post's analogy between FOSS and government is especially apt if one substitutes "clean toilets" with "write documentation" and "guarding the prisoners" with "usability testing".

  23. 1977 sites on Giant Archaeological Trove Found Via Google Earth · · Score: 1

    "From their birds-eye view he found 1977 potential archaeological sites"

    The mass of glitter balls as seen from orbit thus proved the existence of the Lost Disco of Jeddah.

  24. Mythbusters on Drug Catapult Found At US-Mexico Border · · Score: 1

    In the near future Adam and Jamie will test the validity of catapulting a kilo of actual coke across the border.

  25. Pr0n on The iPad Will Get Playboy In March · · Score: 1

    tends be an enormous malware vector. I wouldn't be surprised if Playboy's admission to the app store has more to do with Playboy's reputability and accountability as opposed to any softening on morality issues.