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  1. Re:They can't hold their talk now, can they? on MIT Students' Gag Order Lifted · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No clue. Litigation tends to be the last refuge of the incompetent.

  2. Re:What would be really cool on Visual Search Engine Tracks Stolen Images · · Score: 1

    Given the number of pages that were designed using the 1 x 1 transparent gif workaround, it might end up returning the entire Internet itself.

  3. Still waiting... on NVIDIA Shows Interactive Ray Tracing On GPUs · · Score: 5, Funny

    I want NVIDIA to come out with a card that gives boring DOOM clones intriguing plots and compelling gameplay.

  4. Re:Without country on Russia and Georgia Engaged In a Cyberwar · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's to stop widespread vigilante justice against either side?

    Hot double agents who promise to aid the hackers in their jihad against perpetual virginity in return for non-interferenece.

  5. arms race on Scientists Closer To Invisibility Cloak · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the locker room will be full of girls wearing invisibility cloaks.

  6. Next To Come on 8 People Buy "I Am Rich" iPhone App For $1,000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    An "I've Got A Really Big Penis" app that user must purchase from the App Store without using their hands and standing 12" away from their iPhone.

  7. Actually... on Apple Sued For Turning Workers Into Slaves · · Score: 1

    I get a lot of emails from headhunters from offshoring firms that want me to do 2-3 month contracts for Cocoa development, which I'm assuming is because their people in India don't know how to do mac development yet and they need to get the ball rolling on iPhone apps (and possibly train their developers in India to do my job).

    I get the feeling that a lot of the companies that are looking to move into iPhone/Mac space these days are trying to offshore Cocoa development to get around the fact that this kind of development is a unique/limited skill which would require paying the non-indian hobbyists/indies who've been doing Objective-C/Cocoa for years a substantially high salary. It's the old "Experienced and expensive developers vs. throw enough cheap warm bodies at the problem" situation.

  8. Re:pathetic on Apple Sued For Turning Workers Into Slaves · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Point taken, people are exaggerating when they talk about slavery. Perhaps sharecropping would be a more adequate analogy.

    Also, keep in mind that $100k in Silicon Valley ain't much in an area where the average small house is $700k and poverty level is below $50k.

  9. Anal TSA screeners on TSA To Allow Laptops In Approved Bags · · Score: 3, Funny

    Airport security will get a lot more uncomfortable when they catch somebody trying to light a bomb hidden up their ass.

  10. Regression on MIT Team Working On a $12 Apple (II) Desktop · · Score: 5, Funny

    If we follow the pattern to its natural conclusion, we'll have $6.00 Altair 8800's, then $3.00 PDP-8's, then $1.50 UNIVAC's, then 75 cent ENIACS, then 3 Babbage Difference Engines for a nickel, and finally a Jacquard loom that you couldn't give away.

  11. Re:Umm... hello, respect to the Holy Clergy? on Knights Templar Sue the Pope · · Score: 1

    No, because they are no longer a military organization and "Fanatical Devotion To The Pope" is technically classified as a "Chief Weapon."

  12. Probably For The Best on The War Against Virtual Beer Pong · · Score: 3, Funny

    Faithfully recreating the beer pong experience would involve your Wii giving you a nasty week-long cold that you get from the other players who drink from your virtual cup of beer.

  13. Slippery Slope on UK Hacker Loses Extradition Appeal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In some foreign countries, using the Internet to say something less than flattering about their religious figures or their government is considered to be an Internet crime.

    If the practice of extradition for Internet crimes is allowed to continue, what safeguards will there be in place stop citizens of free countries who practice free expression on their side of the ocean from being extradited to places where they'll get their heads cut off or be sent to gulags?

  14. Definition of Insanity on Yahoo Rejects Another Bid From Microsoft, Icahn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft had tens of billions of dollars and their usual way of doing things drove MSN into the ground. Why do they think that their usual way to of doing things combined with a Microsoft-owned Yahoo will yield a different result?

  15. Rockstars on KDE Responds To Misconceptions About KDE 4 · · Score: 0

    The rockstars of the mac development world are the people who craft applications with amazing user experiences.

    The rockstars of the OSS development world are Linux kernel hackers.

  16. Re:Rich teenage girl parties are news? on Mother Sues After Bebo Story Hits Press · · Score: 4, Funny

    News for nerds scandal would be a linux distribution CEO's son inviting Bill Gates to his house for dinner while his parents were on vacation believing he was having wild parties with drugs and sex.

  17. SCROTUS on SCOTUS To Hear Small ISPs' Case Against AT&T · · Score: 3, Funny

    I misread it as a porn-related article.

  18. Princess Bride on China Launches Antitrust Probe Vs. Microsoft · · Score: 5, Funny

    China To Microsoft: "You're trying to have a monopoly on what we've rightfully stolen"

  19. Math/Science vs. Humanities much more interesting on Do Women Write Better Code? · · Score: 1

    A more interesting comparison would be programmers who come from math/science/cs backgrounds vs. those who come from humanities backgrounds. I'm guessing that mathy kinds of folks like their stuff real terse and uncommented and try to syntactically write as few lines as possible, whereas the english/psych majors probably comment the living hell out of their code and aren't afraid to use lots of extra lines to do stuff.

  20. Re:I just ask the Mod community on Former Supreme Court Justice Switches to Video Games · · Score: 2, Funny

    More likely it would be "Hot Coffee With Clarence Thomas".

  21. Put another way on How Tech-Savvy Will the Next President Be? · · Score: 3, Funny

    How many blonde jokes involving computers would each candidate laugh at vs how many would they respond to with "What a coincidence--I do that, too".

  22. Make it more like Temptation Island. on Sci-Fi Channel Merging TV Show with MMO · · Score: 5, Funny

    They could name the show "Last Virgin Standing"; during epic battles they could have hot babes attempt to seduce top scoring players away from fighting.

  23. No typing required! on Brain Interface Lets Monkeys Control Prosthetic Limbs · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now the infinite number of monkeys will only need to *think* about Hamlet.

  24. Moore's Law on Best Buy Customer Gets Box Full of Bathroom Tiles Instead of Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    If he had just waited two more years, the tiles would be twice as small and the box would hold twice as many.

  25. Il Duce on Italy Wants to Restrict Blogs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't be paranoid. You'll still be able to blog about how great it is that the trains are running on time.