I don't give a damn how you think I should raise my children, I will raise them my way with the materials I deem fit, regardless of your holier-than-thou ethical viewpoint. Go worry about the cold bodies in Iraq and the levies of New Orleans before fucking with my fashion of parenting.
"I'm a corporate snoop in mid-town Manhattan that wants to get trade secrets. The target company is moving to a newer and larger office. They've been playing around with the idea of completely wireless office, with no ethernet except to the access points (probably running over VPN for security). Email and files are all accessed locally over the network, and there is a web application hosted off site. How long do you think it will take me to crack the WPA/EAP key, and how big of a thumb drive/media card do you think I'll need to store all that juicy information?"
Redirect 207.46.*.* to 255.255.255.255. Only stop doing this when you feel the need to update. Disable automatic updates and all other update services except when you want to update.
Problem solved.
Really, if people just took the stance of "Why does this thing need to communicate to another computer?" instead of "Why shouldn't I allow this thing to talk to another computer?", 99% of security issues would be complete bork. But, of course, that requires common sense.
No one gives a fuck that you think you should get paid for the "right" to help you advertise. Your attempts to charge for the flow of information have failed horibly in every aspect. Maybe if you would stop making shitty, cut and publish content and allow your customers some of the most basic rights, you would get more respect from mankind. However, you continue to attempt to make pathetic laws and bombard the public with blatant lies and slander wherever appliable, and thus no one cares that you can't buy yourselves another $200,000 stretch and a nice new diamond ring for your wife while African children starve to death.
While there are what sounds like tones of fantacism on the cover, or at least seen as such by us geeks (We can't forget that the typical homegrown Republican will be skimming it and can't be damned to know what a splitter is), this is really informative.
It's informative that our government has been screwing us over completely, and every corporation we have doesn't have the morality to stop them. It also shows that this administration will do anything and everything to continue to gain a steady flow of control over the American populace.
Of course, it's not like we didn't expect this. Global information survelliance is the next logical step after rendition, having the legal right to look at such records as library checkouts and credit card entries, going to war with Iraq, probably to increase oil prices, the President forcably removing 'the power to check' from Congress and the Courts, previous wiretapping incidents...
This is insane, and the American populace is so brainwashed that they'll walk around with it and cheer the guys ass off at his rallies and mindlessly elect people to further his goals without moral question.
Makes me sick.
P.S. Boy-oh-boy, I do hope that some international traffic went through that splitter to give the US Government some petty level of liability.
Why is it legal for any old schlum to buy this and run it secretly?
If these tools exist at all outside of ISP end user envrionments (IE; corporate intranet), they should need to report publically what traffic they have access to, and report at a bi-annual audit what traffic had been monitored.
And if you don't comply with that... You can't use it.
But... We won't do that, because then we won't make money, even if we could be collecting a multimillion dollar lawsuit from the NSA right now.
[insert contempt for idiotic article summaries which scream a point of view and are ripped directly from the article which everyone is too lazy to properly summarize]
[insert mocking of the 500th internet over power lines story on Slashdot]
GNAA Announces Full Cybermilitary Support of the German Government GNAA Announces Full Cybermilitary Support of the German Government Mikhail Borovsky (GNAP) - Moscow, Russia - GNAA President timecop and
Vice-President jesuitx held a press conference live via satellite from GNAA US
HQ in Tarzana, CA where they announced full cybermilitary support of the German
government following the German injunction against Wikipedia. From the German
Wikipedia site at www.wikipedia.de,
"Liebe Freunde Freien Wissens, durch eine vor dem Amtsgericht
Berlin-Charlottenburg am 17. Januar 2006 erwirkte einstweilige Verfugung wurde
dem Verein Wikimedia Deutschland - Gesellschaft zur Forderung Freien Wissens
e.V. untersagt, von dieser Domain auf die deutschsprachige Ausgabe der freien
Enzyklopadie Wikipedia (wikipedia.org) weiterzuleiten."
This roughly translates as, "Dear friends and comrades, Wikipedia has been
shut down as of January 17th, 2006 due to a court injunction by the government
of Germany, due to extensive support by Wikipedia for the Jews and the state of
Israel".
This type of support was made illegal in Germany in 1939 by the Berlin Pact,
signed by Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin. Angela Merkel, chancellor of Germany
has announced that this injunction will not be lifted until Wikipedia stops
supporting "Die Juden".
"We also feel this injunction came in due time, as Wikipedia is being
overrun by articles pertaining to non-notable blogs with completely useless
information (or "blogs"), which are also
illegal in the Great Republic of Germany. We are pleased to receive the support
of the Gay Niggers, as they have already declared war on the
blogs, and know how to defeat this communist ideal before it can become a
threat to freedom," said Mrs. Merkel.
About Germany
"Bundesrepublik Deutschland" was founded before the middle ages by the
Visigoths. The government was non-notable per above until the late 1930's, when
Germany underwent an extremely positive and successful cultural revolution.
Today, Germany is a beacon for free economy and a land without Jews.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
The skin was a nude skin used to render clothing. It was technical nudity. It was unlocked via a third party modification. There was no intended nudity or a fellatio minigame, just a skinning component detached and refactored. Not nearly as severe, but still hot-coffee-esque.
GNAA Announces OneNigger Suite of Collaborative Trolling Utilities GNAA Announces OneNigger Suite of Collaborative Trolling Utilities
Misha Borovsky (GNAP) Hollywood, Ca - At a star studded event which was attended by both Jamie Foxx and Denzel Washington, two of Hollywood's leading gay stars, GNAA president timecop and vice-president jesuitx unveiled the latest offering from the GNAA Software Division, GNAA OneNigger.
"OneNigger is a hosted collaboration groupware for taking a more proactive approach to trolling. By leveraging OneNigger services with industry trolling best-pratices, the lone gay nigger, or small gay nigger organization is empowered to think outside the box." stated timecop.
Added jesuitx, "Furthermore, in our focus group testing we were able to increase LastMeasure coverage by 36.4% among bloggers participating in large blogrolls. Using modules like the OneNigger Date shared calendaring system allows groups to pick times to touch base on important trolling issues of the day."
Other modules in the OneNigger Enterprise version include OneNigger Chizzat running on patented extensions to IRC, OneNigger Phone, which offers VoIP technologies with free toll-free access to the USA and Japan, and Gay Porn Avalanche Enterprise 2.0 (GPAE2), now newly integrated into the OneNigger platform. OneNigger requires Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 running on an Intel processor. AMD is not supported, as OneNigger is an enterprise-level software suite, and requires a powerful computer.
Later on at the after-party, GNAA member Depakote jacked off with this Microsoft OneCare CD, and consumed his seed, much to the squealing delight of Jaime Foxx.
About AMD:
Slow.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAAFirst Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up
today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on
your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to
irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if yo
Insert disc. Do full media check. Reburn Disc 3 due to corruption. Reboot. Insert disc. Do full media check. Install. Freeze at selecting time zone. Reboot. Select packages. Computer restarts at Disc 2. Reboot. Computer gets to the end, Disc 5, 99%, and gives corrupt file error. Will not allow you to recheck the file in case of a bad read. Take discs, smash, shred, and burn. Install Debian.
Boy, it'll be fun listening to a veritable cacophoney of blurps for a thousand products all in the space of one second before I can even comprehend what products they are, what company offers them, and how I can purchase one!
Perhaps if we all slapped on 'Experience may change in online play' and then had the half a kilobyte nude skin streamed down to the client on every load, we wouldn't have to worry about the goddamned ESRB.
26% - Legal fees. 21% - Cost spent on anti-piracy tools. (Theater Survelliance, DVD protection schemes) 14% - Copies of material you have the rights to. 13% - Lobbyist payoffs. 10% - Physical piracy. (Incl third world DVDs, pirated copies, etc, -assuming that everyone who pirated would have bought a ticket-) 8% - Press releases, journalist intimidation, and Oscar interruptions. 7% - Other Fair usage. (Screenshots, icons, etc) 1% - Getting the Attorney General to say that Piracy benefits Terrorism.
Slashdot offers advertising firms the chance to purchase their own story! For more information, tune into The Ten Dollars - News For Sale on the Sham channel, with Democracy, the latest and greatest media player ever invented in the history of the chicken pie!
This is not about the guy not knowing how the fark to work a computer, the issue is the employer refuses to provide him with a paper application, showing him to a computer to apply. A computer with a application application refusing to complete the application that the application was designed to submit to human resources in lieu of a paper application... Jeezus.
Wikipedia is licenced under the GFDL, removing any possibility of a copyright complaint, and the critics have the safe harbor of protected free speech (commentation about a corporate entity) for libel. Please stop screaming LAWSUIT! at every intersection and learn about the legal system of your country. Thanks.
Slashdot Mirror
I don't give a damn how you think I should raise my children, I will raise them my way with the materials I deem fit, regardless of your holier-than-thou ethical viewpoint. Go worry about the cold bodies in Iraq and the levies of New Orleans before fucking with my fashion of parenting.
Love,
The American Family
"I'm a corporate snoop in mid-town Manhattan that wants to get trade secrets. The target company is moving to a newer and larger office. They've been playing around with the idea of completely wireless office, with no ethernet except to the access points (probably running over VPN for security). Email and files are all accessed locally over the network, and there is a web application hosted off site. How long do you think it will take me to crack the WPA/EAP key, and how big of a thumb drive/media card do you think I'll need to store all that juicy information?"
You think you'll get modded down for Microsoft bashing? It's like hating Communists during the McCarthy era, you can't go wrong! =P
Redirect 207.46.*.* to 255.255.255.255. Only stop doing this when you feel the need to update. Disable automatic updates and all other update services except when you want to update. Problem solved. Really, if people just took the stance of "Why does this thing need to communicate to another computer?" instead of "Why shouldn't I allow this thing to talk to another computer?", 99% of security issues would be complete bork. But, of course, that requires common sense.
No one gives a fuck that you think you should get paid for the "right" to help you advertise. Your attempts to charge for the flow of information have failed horibly in every aspect. Maybe if you would stop making shitty, cut and publish content and allow your customers some of the most basic rights, you would get more respect from mankind. However, you continue to attempt to make pathetic laws and bombard the public with blatant lies and slander wherever appliable, and thus no one cares that you can't buy yourselves another $200,000 stretch and a nice new diamond ring for your wife while African children starve to death.
Signed,
The World.
While there are what sounds like tones of fantacism on the cover, or at least seen as such by us geeks (We can't forget that the typical homegrown Republican will be skimming it and can't be damned to know what a splitter is), this is really informative.
It's informative that our government has been screwing us over completely, and every corporation we have doesn't have the morality to stop them. It also shows that this administration will do anything and everything to continue to gain a steady flow of control over the American populace.
Of course, it's not like we didn't expect this. Global information survelliance is the next logical step after rendition, having the legal right to look at such records as library checkouts and credit card entries, going to war with Iraq, probably to increase oil prices, the President forcably removing 'the power to check' from Congress and the Courts, previous wiretapping incidents...
This is insane, and the American populace is so brainwashed that they'll walk around with it and cheer the guys ass off at his rallies and mindlessly elect people to further his goals without moral question.
Makes me sick.
P.S. Boy-oh-boy, I do hope that some international traffic went through that splitter to give the US Government some petty level of liability.
Why is it legal for any old schlum to buy this and run it secretly?
If these tools exist at all outside of ISP end user envrionments (IE; corporate intranet), they should need to report publically what traffic they have access to, and report at a bi-annual audit what traffic had been monitored.
And if you don't comply with that... You can't use it.
But... We won't do that, because then we won't make money, even if we could be collecting a multimillion dollar lawsuit from the NSA right now.
[insert contempt for idiotic article summaries which scream a point of view and are ripped directly from the article which everyone is too lazy to properly summarize]
[insert mocking of the 500th internet over power lines story on Slashdot]
[insert comment begging for positive karma]
GNAA Announces Full Cybermilitary Support of the German Government
Mikhail Borovsky (GNAP) - Moscow, Russia - GNAA President timecop and Vice-President jesuitx held a press conference live via satellite from GNAA US HQ in Tarzana, CA where they announced full cybermilitary support of the German government following the German injunction against Wikipedia. From the German Wikipedia site at www.wikipedia.de,
This roughly translates as, "Dear friends and comrades, Wikipedia has been shut down as of January 17th, 2006 due to a court injunction by the government of Germany, due to extensive support by Wikipedia for the Jews and the state of Israel".
This type of support was made illegal in Germany in 1939 by the Berlin Pact, signed by Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin. Angela Merkel, chancellor of Germany has announced that this injunction will not be lifted until Wikipedia stops supporting "Die Juden".
"We also feel this injunction came in due time, as Wikipedia is being overrun by articles pertaining to non-notable blogs with completely useless information (or "blogs"), which are also illegal in the Great Republic of Germany. We are pleased to receive the support of the Gay Niggers, as they have already declared war on the blogs, and know how to defeat this communist ideal before it can become a threat to freedom," said Mrs. Merkel.
About Germany
"Bundesrepublik Deutschland" was founded before the middle ages by the Visigoths. The government was non-notable per above until the late 1930's, when Germany underwent an extremely positive and successful cultural revolution. Today, Germany is a beacon for free economy and a land without Jews.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the cha
The skin was a nude skin used to render clothing. It was technical nudity. It was unlocked via a third party modification. There was no intended nudity or a fellatio minigame, just a skinning component detached and refactored. Not nearly as severe, but still hot-coffee-esque.
GNAA Announces OneNigger Suite of Collaborative Trolling Utilities
Misha Borovsky (GNAP) Hollywood, Ca - At a star studded event which was attended by both Jamie Foxx and Denzel Washington, two of Hollywood's leading gay stars, GNAA president timecop and vice-president jesuitx unveiled the latest offering from the GNAA Software Division, GNAA OneNigger.
"OneNigger is a hosted collaboration groupware for taking a more proactive approach to trolling. By leveraging OneNigger services with industry trolling best-pratices, the lone gay nigger, or small gay nigger organization is empowered to think outside the box." stated timecop.
Added jesuitx, "Furthermore, in our focus group testing we were able to increase LastMeasure coverage by 36.4% among bloggers participating in large blogrolls. Using modules like the OneNigger Date shared calendaring system allows groups to pick times to touch base on important trolling issues of the day."
Other modules in the OneNigger Enterprise version include OneNigger Chizzat running on patented extensions to IRC, OneNigger Phone, which offers VoIP technologies with free toll-free access to the USA and Japan, and Gay Porn Avalanche Enterprise 2.0 (GPAE2), now newly integrated into the OneNigger platform. OneNigger requires Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 running on an Intel processor. AMD is not supported, as OneNigger is an enterprise-level software suite, and requires a powerful computer.
Later on at the after-party, GNAA member Depakote jacked off with this Microsoft OneCare CD, and consumed his seed, much to the squealing delight of Jaime Foxx.
About AMD:
Slow.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if yo
Insert disc.
Do full media check.
Reburn Disc 3 due to corruption.
Reboot.
Insert disc.
Do full media check.
Install.
Freeze at selecting time zone.
Reboot.
Select packages.
Computer restarts at Disc 2.
Reboot.
Computer gets to the end, Disc 5, 99%, and gives corrupt file error. Will not allow you to recheck the file in case of a bad read.
Take discs, smash, shred, and burn.
Install Debian.
-What I did.
Boy, it'll be fun listening to a veritable cacophoney of blurps for a thousand products all in the space of one second before I can even comprehend what products they are, what company offers them, and how I can purchase one!
A 'comparison of PC Game Physics' should not have a summary obsessed with one technology and one company (Havok).
Ball hits wall, ball reflects away from wall at the exact angle it hit. No need for all this garbage.
When it handles clothing the exact same way.
Perhaps if we all slapped on 'Experience may change in online play' and then had the half a kilobyte nude skin streamed down to the client on every load, we wouldn't have to worry about the goddamned ESRB.
"It's really a Skype clone on copper" really shouldn't have been included.
Of course, then again, I'm a Wikipedia Editor.
And, of course, I need more negative karma.
Prepare to watch 'Divide and Conquer' in action, kids!
26% - Legal fees.
21% - Cost spent on anti-piracy tools. (Theater Survelliance, DVD protection schemes)
14% - Copies of material you have the rights to.
13% - Lobbyist payoffs.
10% - Physical piracy. (Incl third world DVDs, pirated copies, etc, -assuming that everyone who pirated would have bought a ticket-)
8% - Press releases, journalist intimidation, and Oscar interruptions.
7% - Other Fair usage. (Screenshots, icons, etc)
1% - Getting the Attorney General to say that Piracy benefits Terrorism.
Ain't it great how a Funny gets modded -1, but a blatant advertisement gets something like a 4?
Ice C(#/++)ream!
Help us take our hosting cost and we'll help you negate that bill you pay for 30 tasty megabytes of fiber... Yesss...
Personally, this is the best implementation of the BitTorrent technology yet.
$eeding.
Slashdot offers advertising firms the chance to purchase their own story! For more information, tune into The Ten Dollars - News For Sale on the Sham channel, with Democracy, the latest and greatest media player ever invented in the history of the chicken pie!
This is not about the guy not knowing how the fark to work a computer, the issue is the employer refuses to provide him with a paper application, showing him to a computer to apply. A computer with a application application refusing to complete the application that the application was designed to submit to human resources in lieu of a paper application... Jeezus.
Wikipedia is licenced under the GFDL, removing any possibility of a copyright complaint, and the critics have the safe harbor of protected free speech (commentation about a corporate entity) for libel. Please stop screaming LAWSUIT! at every intersection and learn about the legal system of your country. Thanks.