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  1. Wasn't this already a South Park story line? on Don't Copy That Floppy! Gets a Sequel · · Score: 1

    A smug teen who's downloading files from 'Pirates Palace' and 'Tune Weasel' finds his world turned upside down when automatic weapons-toting government agents break down the door and take his Mom away in handcuffs.

    I am pretty sure I already saw this basic plot line on a South Park episode.

  2. Re:Cheaper than treating AIDS for 1 1/2 people on NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms · · Score: 1

    Letting them die costs nothing.

    Burying a person is expensive too.

    That's why we have cremation.

  3. Re:Perhaps on NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms · · Score: 1

    So what else am I supposed to mate with? Socks are much harder to clean.

    Ever hear of a washing machine?

  4. Re:Here it is for 5c on NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms · · Score: 1

    Why don't you chop off your whole penis then? If by just removing the foreskin you reduce the risk of HIV, following your reasoning, it would be good to remove the whole penis which should lower the chances of getting HIV almost to zero.

    Unless you are the catcher, not the pitcher.

  5. Re:Easy Answer on NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms · · Score: 1

    Not to mention the fact that putting the thing on and taking it off afterwards are instant romance-killers.

    You need to find a partner that knows how to put one on you with her mouth. That technique definitely is not a mood killer, and will certainly not disrupt the momentum.

  6. Re:you have a tastebuds on your penis? on NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms · · Score: 1

    It's also why having a dried up and chaffed gland because of genital mutilation cuts down on the pleasure of sex.

    Perhaps you mean glans.

  7. Re:Detroit on US Plans To Bulldoze 50 Shrinking Cities · · Score: 1

    Detroit seems to be the wisest place to begin with. High crime, lost Stanley cup, agony of the car companies. Let Sillicon Valley become the new city for car makers. Li-Ion rules!

    Detroit Li-Ions?

  8. Re:Urban Transit on US Plans To Bulldoze 50 Shrinking Cities · · Score: 5, Informative

    Children don't do that anymore.. Their parents are too terrified they will be kidnapped. Sadly, I'm not joking.. its pretty damn sad. Check out www.Freerangekids.org for one lady fighting back against the "think of the children" fear.

    www.Freerangekids.org had no website configured. Maybe http://freerangekids.wordpress.com/ is what you were thinking of.

  9. Re:Rich People? on Montana City Requires Workers' Internet Accounts · · Score: 1

    I don't know if this is a very accurate site, but I think I have used it before. Check out the stats on income and house prices... it's insane! City-Data for Montana City

    Wrong city. Try Bozeman.

  10. Re:there's nothing worse on Wii Boosts Parkinson's Treatments · · Score: 1

    than seeing a hot chick, taking in her attractiveness

    and then she brings a cigarette to her mouth

    instant killjoy

    Funny, I always thought of it as a promising sign.

    A woman that will put a cigarette in her mouth, will put anything in her mouth!

  11. Re:I really am hoping this is NOT a gullibility te on Comcast Intercepts and Redirects Port 53 Traffic · · Score: 1

    I took out my last subnet

    s/subnet/octet/

  12. Re:More recent ones on Ten Applications That Changed Computing · · Score: 1

    Replace "Ubuntu" with "apt-get".

    There's your "killer app".

    Would that be a "killer apt"?

  13. Re:nee rackable? on SGI's Open Source Performance Co-Pilot · · Score: 1

    "nee rackable" is incorrect. nee

    According to Merriam Webster, it is correct usage of the word. See definition two.

  14. Re:Hah! on Palm Kills Community Before It Begins · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...Windows Mobile is an extremely open OS...

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  15. Re:Slashporn on Hacking Our Five Senses and Building New Ones · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like a good BDSM porno. The electrodes go well with the ball and chain and magic wand.

    Expect to hear from Microsoft's patent lawyers concerning the "magic wand".

  16. Re:Great idea. on McAfee Sites Vulnerable To XSS Attack · · Score: 2

    NoScript also kinda prevents nearly everything on the web from working as intended, and is not a solution. Please shut up about how much you think it rocks.

    You just aren't using it correctly.

  17. Re:Starting to pack my things... on Cablevision To Offer 101 Mbps Down, No Caps · · Score: 1

    OH, PA, WV

  18. Re:Passwords are a terrible idea on The Low-Intensity, Brute-Force Zombies Are Back · · Score: 1

    some might even carry the key around on a thumb drive

    If the only place the private key is stored is on a thumb drive on the user's person, that should make for a relatively secure authentication scheme, especially if the key requires a pass phrase.

  19. Lemonrip on Decent DVD-Ripping Solution For Linux? · · Score: 1
  20. Re:This needs to get press. on EFF Says Obama Warrantless Wiretap Defense Is Worse than Bush · · Score: 1

    Where are the posts comparing Obama to Hitler?

    http://www.iconocast.com/EB000000000000056/L0/News1_0.jpg

  21. Re:The Only Change You Can Believe In on Obama Administration Defends Warrantless Wiretapping · · Score: 5, Funny

    But with option 2 you spent 50 years with the lesser evil the whole time.

    Why vote for a lesser evil?

    Cthulu 2012

  22. Re:Glad to see.. on Angry Villagers Run Google Out of Town · · Score: 1

    Taxes are effectively fees for services rendered.

    Taxes are effectively armed robbery at the coercion of state. If you disagree, stop paying your taxes. You will eventually be met by armed agents of the state.

  23. Sphynx army? on How To Keep Rats From Eating My Cables? · · Score: 1

    Perhaps an army of Sphynx would do the trick.

  24. Re:Will it fly? on Dell Selling Dual-Boot Laptops · · Score: 0, Redundant

    +1 Funny!

    But, will it blend?

    That's the very question I was wondering!

  25. Re:Enact the assault sword ban! on Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon "Batleth" · · Score: 1

    Not wanting the general public carrying weapons on a plane is neither paranoid nor moronic.

    Actually it is both paranoid and moronic. Responsible gun owners don't turn into trigger happy terrorists just by having a seat on an airplane.