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  1. Re:#notallgeekyguys on Misogyny, Entitlement, and Nerds · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is safest for such men to consider *any* sexual contact outside of marriage to be rape- because it's certain that unless you have put a ring on that finger, any consent you think you have received will be revoked retroactively, and you'll be charged with rape anyway.

    Although, "putting a ring on that finger" doesn't automatically give you perpetual, on-demand sex privileges. It's always her (or his) body, not yours - regardless of any expensive jewelry you shelled out for. (Just saying...)

  2. Re:Osteopath cred? on Wikipedia Medical Articles Found To Have High Error Rate · · Score: 1

    Except the fact that no "app" currently on the market has the capability to directly alter your body chemistry via the bloodstream.

    Tinder and Grinder ... come pretty close (so to speak) :-) Only a few degrees of separation away from directly altering your body chemistry.

  3. Re:Osteopath cred? on Wikipedia Medical Articles Found To Have High Error Rate · · Score: 1

    ...in this day and age where everyone is slowly being convinced that normal human behavior is actually a personality disorder requiring a prescription.

    • Sad today? There's a drug for that.
    • Happy drugs not working well enough? There's a drug for that.
    • Supplemental happy drugs make you too happy? There's a drug for that.
    • Body fatigued from all the chemical imbalance caused by too many drugs? There's a drug for that.
    • Hooked on prescription drugs? There's a drug for that, too!
    • Feeling homicidal because all the drugs we put you on totally fucked up your brain chemistry? Sorry, you're on your own, good luck with that.

    One could replace the word "drug" with "app" and make a similarly interesting observation...in this day and age.

  4. Re:Excellent on Registry Hack Enables Continued Updates For Windows XP · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought all editions of Windows XP deserved the monicker POS?

    (Note to the humor-impaired: Chill out, dude. At least I'm not making jokes about your pretend girlfriend, right?)

    My pretend girlfriend runs Windows XP - sigh.

  5. Re:But hold on... on Human "Suspended Animation" Trials To Start This Month · · Score: 1

    If you were, and your alternatives were "Death" or "Tea and cake", then it would sound pretty damn awesome.

    I'll have the fish.

  6. Re:So... on Microsoft Is Paying Brazilian Users In Skype Credit To Switch to Bing · · Score: 1

    Could it just be a cheap way to ferret out unlicensed copies of Windows...?

  7. Re:Microsoft is gonna get in a lot of trouble on Microsoft Fends Off Data Request, FBI Gets Data Another Way · · Score: 2

    They could end up on Double-Secret Probation.

    I know the reference, but, somehow, I got the image of someone bent over, blindfolded, pants around their ankles...so no more premium cable for me.

  8. Re:I'd rather not use on Goodbye, Ctrl-S · · Score: 1

    Back in my day, computers would fail for no explicable reason.

    My favorite unexplained error message from back in the mid 1980s was from tcsh, "Assertion botch: This can't happen!"

  9. Re:Commodity of the future on Dump World's Nuclear Waste In Australia, Says Ex-PM Hawke · · Score: 1

    Scientists have already found several microbes (fungi mostly) that can break down plastics and other petrochemicals.

    And what could go wrong with that?

  10. Re:Mutants! on Dump World's Nuclear Waste In Australia, Says Ex-PM Hawke · · Score: 1

    In the face of hard radiation life gets smaller, not larger. Expect really hardy bacteria, not giant reptiles.

    We have both of those now; watch CSPAN.

  11. Other options? on Ask Slashdot: Communication With Locked-in Syndrome Patient? · · Score: 2

    she has virtually no control of any part of her body. She can't breathe on her own, and the only things she can move, ever so slightly, are her lips, eyelids and eyes

    My condolences to your sister-in-law, her and your families, and congratulations on a healthy new baby. This is a terrible situation for everyone. I have some idea as my wife died of a brain tumor (GBM) that herniated her brain stem in January 2006, just 7 weeks after diagnosis (Remember Sue...) Thankfully, we had that time together and were able to discuss and finalize her wishes. (We even had one last kiss and "I love you" before she, unexpectedly, became unconscious.) Have you asked her what she wants to do and if she already has a DNR, advanced health-care directive and/or health-care proxy?

    I know she is only 28 years old and may, over time, possibly recover further, but she may not and may get worse (soon). Please take this time as if it were your last together, just in case. Consider and prepare for the alternatives and unexpected. I'm sorry I cannot offer more.

  12. Re:Well ... on Is It Really GPS If It Doesn't Use Satellites? · · Score: 2

    Exactly, and when you use the Russian system you don't use GPS. you use GLONASS.

    To be clear, in Soviet Russia, GLONASS uses you. (and the acronym actually includes the word "satellite".)

    From Wikipedia:

    GLONASS acronym for "Globalnaya navigatsionnaya sputnikovaya sistema" or "Global Navigation Satellite System" ...

  13. Re:Well ... on Is It Really GPS If It Doesn't Use Satellites? · · Score: 1

    If you're going to call things that aren't GPS as GPS, then you might as well call navigating by the stars GPS.

    Though that is already called Celestial Navigation, which, oddly to me, would seem to define more than it does, as one might also use such a system to find your position in space:

    Celestial navigation is the use of angular measurements (sights) between celestial bodies and the visible horizon to locate one's position on the globe, on land as well as at sea.

  14. Re:Blizzard Shizzard on Blizzard Sues Starcraft II Cheat Creators · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see Blizzy sued to bankruptcy for this stupidity. But alas, pigs don't fly now do they?

    I'm sure you could write a mod for that last part...

  15. Re:we were warned on Google Foresees Ads On Your Refrigerator, Thermostat, and Glasses · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of Idiocracy, Robocop, and a number of other films featuring dystopian futures.

    I'm thinking Max Headroom.

  16. Re:Nope. on Google Foresees Ads On Your Refrigerator, Thermostat, and Glasses · · Score: 1

    But soon every fridge will be smart and have a screen. You will then have to accept the terms of service or the icemaker won't work.

    LG does make refrigerators ...

  17. Re:Clearly they've broken him and... on AT&T Hacker 'weev' Demands One Bitcoin For Each Hour He Spent In Jail · · Score: 0

    We need to stop letting sociopaths run our prisons.

    Or the US Government. Have you checked out the House or Representatives or Senate lately? And, frankly, I'm not so sure about the White House or Supreme Court either.

  18. Re:hold a charge when it takes a lickin' on Step Toward Liberating Electronic Devices From Their Power Cords · · Score: 1

    Have you ever tested a 9-colt with your tongue? I wouldn't try that with a similarly sized super capacitor. You are liable to bite your tongue off.

    ...or the antimatter "rossdee" mentioned previously:

    1 milligram of antimatter could power a cellphone for a couple of thousand years or so.

  19. Re:Emu on Ask Slashdot: Anti-Theft Products For the Over-Equipped Household? · · Score: 1

    But I hear people really interested in protecting their shit are getting Emus, Emus are very territorial, and no one comes prepared to fight off a hyper aggressive 200 pound turkey (which can outrun them 3 times over). They also survive very well after getting shot, apparently, for some reason.

    That sounds fine for the back yard, but I'm not sure about having (basically) a small Velociraptor running around *inside* the house...especially, if you're doing any coding.

  20. Re:Cloud needs server huggers on Don't Be a Server Hugger! (Video) · · Score: 1

    Isn't the "cloud" just a bunch of servers? Should nobody be hugging THOSE servers either?

    Obviously, it's Turtles all the way down.

  21. Re:Isn't hard drive access desirable? on How Firefox Will Handle DRM In HTML · · Score: 1

    Seems like Jay-Z might be ripe for parody. Something involving an elevator.

    Is Solange from Ipanema?

  22. Re:I can't see a benefit, so there is none... on Why Mobile Wallets Are Doomed · · Score: 1

    You are surely not naive enough to think that your locked phone cannot be unlocked by certain people do you?

    No, but probably not in time to notify next of kin while you die.
    Trust me, a last kiss, "I love you," and goodbye is important - I know. Remember Sue...

  23. Re:WTF does it do for me? on Why Mobile Wallets Are Doomed · · Score: 1

    take your name from your card and then look you up in an online phone book

    I have an unpublished number - not even available from directory assistance.

    so they can send you ads next time Farscape is on sale

    Sure, but I already own two copies of the entire series - the AD Vision and A&E distributions - plus the mini-series on DVD. It's one of my favorite shows, along with (in alpha order) Archer, Better Off Ted, Dead Like Me, Defying Gravity and Firefly - which I also have on DVD. :-)

  24. Re:WTF does it do for me? on Why Mobile Wallets Are Doomed · · Score: 1

    You've already given them a (database) key anyway by using a credit card so the principle of not using them is kind of moot. Why throw away the savings?

    With just a CC the store doesn't have direct access to my address, phone, email, etc... My USPS/e-mail boxes remain pretty empty.

  25. Re:WTF does it do for me? on Why Mobile Wallets Are Doomed · · Score: 1

    Well, then you're paying more than you need to. I pay off my credit cards too, but use at least 2 regularly. One for restaurant purchases (almost 3% back), one for grocery store (IIRC 2% back)... and several rewards cards.

    My privacy and empty USPS/e-mail boxes are worth more than that to me as well as only having one CC bill each month. Also, those reward cards usually charge higher transaction fees to the vendor. Sure that's not your/our problem, but it's something to consider overall.