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  1. The inevitable first question that emerges whenever such a feature gets announced:

    How do you disable it?

    There will be two buttons to control this "feature":

    "Enable Disable Unified Search"
    "Disable Enable Unified Search"

  2. Okay, as long as ... on Instagram Says It's Not Working On a Regram Feature · · Score: 1

    As long as they're not working on an Ingraham feature, I'll continue to sleep well ... :-)

  3. Has anyone tried ionization?

    Sorry, I don't see Orbital Capture Vehicle in the Sharper Image catalog ...

    [ Thinking of Michael from The Good Place ]

    Michael: Okay, I know what you're thinking. Birth is a curse, and existence is a prison. But don't think about that. Don't be sad, you guys. Focus on something great like Drakkar Noir which I am wearing a lot of tonight. Or the Sharper Image Catalog. What can't those guys ionize?

  4. People actually use systemd?

    Only in Russia. Everywhere else systemd uses you.

  5. Did you want good 5G service, ...

    What makes you think we'll actually get that?

  6. Re:But the newer ones last longer... on Huawei Trolls Apple By Giving Battery Packs To People Waiting in Line For the iPhone XS (abacusnews.com) · · Score: 2

    apple isn't about being better; its about paying more.

    Which is better for Apple ...

  7. Well... They are paid so little that they need food stamps, are scheduled for 1-2 hours less that full time to avoid paying for their health insurance ...

    The same can be said for most Walmart employees ...

  8. Re:Marketing opportunity ... on Times Newer Roman is a Font Designed To Make Your Essays Look Longer (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    That doesn't make sense. Haven't you seen all those ancient Roman statues? All of the penises are tiny.

    Well... marble is pretty cold.

  9. "Does this dress make me look fat?"
    The *correct* answer is: I love you regardless of how you look.

    You realize that means "yes" - right? :-)

  10. Marketing opportunity ... on Times Newer Roman is a Font Designed To Make Your Essays Look Longer (theverge.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Trojan Newer Roman condoms look a lot like regular condoms, but each is subtly altered to make your penis look 5 to 10 percent bigger, without having to actually make it bigger. "Trojan: Rome wasn't built in a day, but it will feel that way."

  11. In the world's most famous thought experiment, physicist Erwin Schrodinger described how a cat in a box could be in an uncertain predicament.

    Compared to the second most famous, but ironically similar: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

    Where your relationship is also in an "uncertain predicament" -- being both dead and alive -- until the question is answered.

  12. Re:Bloated whore e-store on EU's Antitrust Commissioner Opens Preliminary Probe into Amazon (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    >> Investors and insiders have long cited Amazon's size and reach as reason to break the company up. OK, I know journalists don't usually graduate at the top of the class, but it seems unlikely that people who own ("investors") or work for the company ("insiders") want Amazon broken up. I'd suspect the people who really want this to happen would be "competitors", "labor advocates" and most especially "attorneys".

    And Trump - 'cause he hates Jeff Bezos (and pretty much anyone else named Jeff at the moment).

    [ Though I imagine Bezos would probably still be the majority shareholder in *all* the broken company pieces and that could potentially make him even more wealthy ... So be careful what you wish for Donald. ]

  13. They selected "No Rush" shipping on the probe so they could get the $5 Prime Pantry coupon ...

  14. Flawed machines? on We Hold People With Power To Account. Why Not Algorithms? (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    If we permit flawed machines to make life-changing decisions on our behalf ...

    I don't think you understand how things work.

    You say that we *already* hold people to account; who do you think writes the algorithms? Now go away "Dr." Hannah Fry (the report author).

  15. Among the financial firms Facebook is said to have argued with about customer data are American Express, Bank of America, and Wells Fargo.

    If Wells Fargo had a problem with it, something's definitely hinky.

  16. Death, taxes and the Emmy's on Emmys: Broadcast TV Airs Its Own Funeral As Netflix, HBO, Amazon and FX Dominate (hollywoodreporter.com) · · Score: 3, Informative

    From The Best and Worst Moments of the 2018 Emmys:

    “Our network NBC has the most nominations of any broadcast network,” Mr. Che said. “Which is kind of like being the sexiest person on life support.”

  17. Re:We all know on Ajit Pai Calls California's Net Neutrality Rules 'Illegal' (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Government should not advocate for large business and enterprises but for individual people.

    But, but, but... Corporations are people - I remember hearing and reading about that. We were told to "get over it".

  18. Re:We all know on Ajit Pai Calls California's Net Neutrality Rules 'Illegal' (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    State's Rights is still part of the Republican platform, right?

    You said "Republican platform" - you're funny.

  19. Re:um, what? on The Latest Course Catalog Trend? Blockchain 101 (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    Seriously, WTH? Blockchain?

    We're going to maintain a chain of the transactions that they ... er... don't make ... related to housing? What?

    Related to helping venture capitalists make more money.

    The course, taught by visiting professor and former venture capitalist Po Chi Wu, ...

  20. ... Microsoft had warned me before installing Windows 10. :-)

  21. Re:It's easier now to cook, and FAR cheaper. on American Eating Habits Are Changing Faster than Fast Food Can Keep Up (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    There have been continuous price increases in the United States. ... Cans of Tuna, for example, went from 6.5 ounces to 6 ounces and the reduction continued to 3 ounces. They found a weakness in the customers. The customer may remember the price, but may not notice that the can size has been reduced by 0.5 ounce, and the amount of water has increased.

    Similarly, toilet paper went from being (typically) 4.25" x 4.25" to slightly smaller (and now often not square) without a price reduction - which is, effectively, a price increase. People often simply shop by package price w/o noticing the unit values.

  22. Re:The pedant in me wants to know ... on India's Space Agency Successfully Launches 2 UK Earth Observation Satellites (thehindu.com) · · Score: 1

    I was just being picky for fun, but you made good explanatory points; thanks.

  23. The pedant in me wants to know ... on India's Space Agency Successfully Launches 2 UK Earth Observation Satellites (thehindu.com) · · Score: 2, Funny

    India's ISRO Successfully Launches ...

    As opposed to the ISRO (Indian Space Research Organization) in some other country?

    (We don't say, "The United State's NASA" - do we.)

  24. Why do we measure in lines of code? Serious question.

    LOC is an important metric, for quantifying both progress and complexity.

    And yet, LOC doesn't necessarily quantify either progress or complexity.

  25. I do have young kids and they know how to use the mobile phones in the house.

    Which is great as long as there's a mobile phone in the house ... Just sayin'.