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  1. Re:Paying for Internet by the hour? on Jurassic Web · · Score: 1

    The Web sucked in 1996 compared to today.
    Now get off of my lawn.

    Should have used it back in 1988 when it didn't exist. I was at NASA Langley then and all we had was telnet and ftp (and had to manually select ASCII or Binary mode).

    Now, get your lawn off my lawn :-)

  2. Re:Silly on Strange Globs Could Signal Water On Mars · · Score: 1

    You obviously haven't seen any Martian Zombie Robot films...

    Does Futurama count?

    Bender: Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

  3. Re:Silly on Strange Globs Could Signal Water On Mars · · Score: 5, Funny

    If that was an astronaut up there this would be resolved in a minute, not a month.

    ...Astronaut samples the water, "Hmm, tastes pretty good...gack...gack..." Cue any number of "Martian Zombie" movies... Now do you see why we just send robots? Sure their programming sometimes goes bad and they start killing us, but don't EAT OUR BRAINS!

  4. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog on Satellite Collision Debris May Hamper Space Launch · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm here to tell you that a laser based in orbit than can be used to vaporize such debris is a laser worth having.

    We have to deal with Real Physics here, especially energy constraints.

    Furthermore, sharks can't live in space - duh.

  5. May cost thousands? on Cambridge, Mass. Moves To Nix Security Cameras · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Remove? Um. Simply turn them off.

  6. Re:Yeah but does it on MIT Researchers Create a Cheap "6th Sense" Device · · Score: 1
    make you see dead people?

    ...the gadget recognizes products on store shelves...

    No, dead produce.

  7. Re:And next up... on Bill Gates Unleashes Swarm of Mosquitoes · · Score: 1

    ...or STDs - yikes!

  8. Other purposes... on IBM Building 20 Petaflop Computer For the US Gov't · · Score: 1

    Primarily to keep track of nuclear waste & simulate explosions of nuclear munitions, but also for research into astronomy, energy, the human genome, and climate change

    And determine the correct response to the question: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

    [Though it may need more processing power for that.]

  9. New game idea... on Jack Thompson Attacks DoD, ESA, GTA With Utah Bill · · Score: 1, Redundant
    ...about a guy name, say, Jack Thompson (purely fictional, of course). The goal would be to hunt down this character while he's going around trying to sue people and getting legislation passed. Higher points the sooner the character's dead, points off for each successful suit and/or bill passed.

    Proposed game name: Off Jack Off.

  10. Getting the most out of Photoshop... on Iran Has Put a Satellite Into Orbit · · Score: 1

    Of course, there's no way Iran could have faked this (again). :-)

  11. Coming soon to your iPhone... on Students Call Space Station With Home-Built Radio · · Score: 1
    • Want to call the International Space Station?
    • There's an app for that.
  12. Just in time! on New Sidekick Will Run NetBSD, Not Windows CE · · Score: 3, Funny

    My NetBSD toaster was lonely. Getting him a friend will be nice.

  13. Re:The end of binary on "Magnetic Tornadoes" Could Offer New Data Storage Tech · · Score: 1

    Worst yet, we'll all have to get new t-shirts that say "There are only 100 types of people..." And my binary one was just getting comfy, sigh.

  14. Hmm. I wonder... on Microsoft Surface To Coordinate SuperBowl Security · · Score: 4, Funny

    With a quick hand-gesture, the map can zoom in and display a 3D image of the city...

    ...what that "quick hand-gesture" might be?

  15. Re:Why does Obama support this? on More Claims From NSA Whistleblower Russell Tice · · Score: 1

    expecting real change on a ship the size of the Federal Government in ten days is pretty unrealistic

    I think I saw that movie, with an iceberg, violins and Leonardo DiCaprio not dying nearly soon enough (like 5 minutes into the film) - or something like that.

    Except in this version, I think the Captain responsible has just managed to escape on his own life raft... The next reel should either be very exciting or very, very sad. I expect popcorn sales to sky-rocket.

  16. Re:Really? on Fannie Mae Worker Indicted For Malicious Script · · Score: 1

    Getting a program to run on all of them, and then to gain access to data and transform it all in a single virus would be a great piece of programming...

    You obviously underestimate the power of VB script my friend. :-)

  17. Re:Just keep one channel broadcasting for awhile. on US House Kills Proposed Delay For Digital TV Transition · · Score: 1

    The problem is that Cox, COMCAST & others have been misleading customers into thinking that they must upgrade to all-digital service, or their TVs will go dark. That's just not true.

    I've been told that the cable cos must keep broadcasting analog for at least three years after the digital change over. After that they can drop analog when the percentage of digital subscribers goes over a certain percentage (or analog goes lower - same thing).

    In the some areas, the cable cos may never drop analog as several large customers may not be able to switch (like school districts) to digital for obvious cost reasons... [This I heard from a Cox rep in Virginia.]

  18. Re:Quote of the day on Microsoft Releases Internet Explorer 8 RC1 · · Score: 1

    From the article:
    Internet Explorer looks ready to give Firefox 3 a real run for its money.

    The delicious irony being that they're both free...

  19. Re:Clickjacking on Microsoft Releases Internet Explorer 8 RC1 · · Score: 1

    but there is a difference between "including such protections" and "has such protections available in an add-on"

    Great. Microsoft is bundling something else with their browser/os :-) Seriously, your point is good, but plugins allow someone to not install something if desired - even NoScript.

  20. Re:Nothing New on Global Warming Irreversible, NOAA Scientist Finds · · Score: 1

    Hopefully the same will soon be true of gas guzzling SUVs.

    And most pick-up trucks and many mini-vans and luxury cars. SUVs aren't the only evil out there and many of the smaller cross-over type SUVs get better mileage than the vehicle types I mentioned here.

  21. Re:WHO IS JOHN GALT? on Microsoft Says H-1B Workers Among Those Losing Jobs · · Score: 1

    Who is John Galt? I am, motherfucker.

    Samuel L. Jackson, is that you?

  22. Re:WHO IS JOHN GALT? on Microsoft Says H-1B Workers Among Those Losing Jobs · · Score: 1

    If they hadn't offered tax breaks, they wouldn't receive ANY tax revenue from Dell because the company wouldn't have set up shop there.

    Yes, yes. Instead he would have set up shop in a different state that offered him tax breaks. All things being equal... well things are never equal.

  23. And at what volume? on New Law Will Require Camera Phones To "Click" · · Score: 1

    Watch the law get passed, but fail to specify a minimum volume limit. Technically, the camera goes "click", but everyone will turn the volume all the way down... It's not disabled, just very, very, very quiet.

  24. Problem solved. on Bickering Blocks US Mobile Phone Payments · · Score: 1

    Simply get one of those Visa (PayWave) or Mastercards (PayPass) cards and tape it to your cell phone. Geesh, was that so hard?

  25. Re:"Most of the time, I'm somebody else's problem" on "Nuclear Archaeology" Inspires Replica of Hiroshima's Little Boy · · Score: 1

    If I did have a nuclear bomb, I would not have a problem.
    Some other folks would have a problem.

    Said The Mouse that Roared :-)