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  1. Re:Having had to wade through 100k lines of it... on 10 Forces Guiding the Future of Scripting · · Score: 1

    one horrific industrial accident involving a regexp gone horribly awry

    Never send a boy to code a man's regexp.

  2. All... most... there... on 10 Forces Guiding the Future of Scripting · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... Perl ... and other scripting tools are fast achieving the critical mass necessary to flourish into the future

    Ya, once Perl is used in a few more places, it'll have critical mass.

  3. Re:Artificial Intelligence vs Natural Stupidity on Machines Almost Pass Mass Turing Test · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the day humanity has become so stupid to not be able to see the differences between a person and a machine.

    Vibrator sales would seem to indicate that some segment of the population is smart enough to tell the difference...

  4. Re:Cancel or allow what?! on Windows 7 To Dial Down UAC · · Score: 1

    I actually thought UAC was Vista's most redeeming quality...

    I thought it was the fact that one could down(um, rather)up-grade to XP :-)

  5. Re:Where are the Republicans? on New Bill To Rein In DHS Laptop Seizures · · Score: 1

    Why on Earth isn't this bill co-sponsored by a Republican?
    Have they stopped even paying lip-service to freedom?

    Too busy paying for lip-service in the Men's room.

  6. Imple-say! on Google's Obfuscated TCP · · Score: 1

    Ust-jay se-uay ode-cay.

  7. Penrose is a kill-joy. on No Naked Black Holes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Penrose conjectured that there must be some physical principle -- a 'cosmic censor' -- that forbids singularity nakedness...

    Which is why the DVDs "Physicists Gone Wild" were never really successful. Although the LHC did turn up as the hottest collider in Europe, so far still no naked singularities.

  8. Alternate approach. on Mimicking Electric Eel Cells · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can't we just implant a real eel? You know like the Jaffa have on Stargate.
    I can't really think of any downside, oh wait...

  9. Re:Listen on Dispelling Myths About Geomagnetic Reversal · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am not crazy people! My scientific theories are backed up by some of the finest dramatization programs the Discovery Channel has to offer!

    We might have listened to you, but the people at UniverseToday have been staying at a Holiday Inn Express, so they're much better informed...

  10. Nothing new here... on Microsoft Treating "Windows-Only" As Open Source · · Score: 1
    From the Microsoft playbook circa 1995:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend_and_extinguish

    "Embrace, extend and extinguish," also known as "Embrace, extend, and exterminate," is a phrase that the U.S. Department of Justice alleged was used internally by Microsoft to describe their strategy for entering product categories involving widely used standards, extending those standards with proprietary capabilities, and then using those differences to disadvantage its competitors.

  11. Training method? on Training Bacteria To Deliver Drugs? · · Score: 1

    I find that positive reinforcement works best. The trick is finding an appropriate reward for the bacteria when they do something correctly. I'd start with "Who's a good little bacteria? You are! Yes you are!" and work up to some kind of snack ...

  12. Re:Toyota may be right. on Plug-in Hybrids May Not Go Mainstream, Toyota Says · · Score: 1

    In all other hybrids (on the market in the US today), the ICE is connected to the transmission and provides power to the wheels directly, in concert with the battery.

    True, but I believe I read that ICE are more efficient at highway speeds than the electric motors, while the inverse is true in the city -- especially as the vehicles get bigger and the size of the electrics get even larger. I believe this gap may be narrowing as the electric drivetrains get better though.

    This is the main difference between the Honda Civic Hybrid and Toyota Prius drivetrains. The Prius can operate in combinations of gas/electric/both, where the Civic always uses the ICE above a certain speed (say 5 mph) and uses the electric motor as an assist. Even so, the Civic has a better Air Pollution Score on www.fueleconomy.gov -- 2008 models (2009 aren't available yet).

  13. Toyota may be right. on Plug-in Hybrids May Not Go Mainstream, Toyota Says · · Score: 3, Informative
    The Chevy Volt uses an IC engine to recharge the battery when necessary - like all other hybrids (though Chevy calls it a "range extender"). Plugging it in overnight simply pre-charges it. I guess that's a bit cleaner, but that would really depend on your local power plant. I don't know if pre-charging the battery via the grid is cheaper than using petrol on the go -- if not, why bother.

    Calling the car an electric w/range extender, rather than simply hybrid (or series-hybrid) is marketing speak.

  14. The obvious answer is... on Do We Live In a Giant Cosmic Bubble? · · Score: 1
    *We* are the people of Krikkit and have been re-sealed in a Slo-Time envelope.

    [ Hactar is God! ]

  15. On related news... on IOC Trademarks Part of Canadian National Anthem · · Score: 5, Funny
    Steven Spielberg has announced a sequel to ET (The Extra-Terrestrial) for release in February 2010.

    Tagline:

    He is afraid. He is totally alone. He is 3 million light years from home. The IOC is after him...

  16. I think something's wrong with my browser... on Debunking the Google Earth Censorship Myth · · Score: 3, Funny

    I tried reading the Google cache of your post, but it was blurry.

  17. Re:Thanks from the reminder on How Close Were US Presidential Elections? · · Score: 1

    ...first a draft dodger (Clinton)...

    You do realize that Clinton got deferments to attend College, just as Dick Cheney got four deferments to attend College then a hardship exemption when his wife got pregnant. From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Cheney#Vietnam_War_draft

    When Cheney became eligible for the draft, he was a supporter of the Vietnam War but did not serve in the military. Instead, he applied for and received five draft deferments. In 1989, The Washington Post writer, George C. Wilson, interviewed Cheney as the next Secretary of Defense; when asked about his deferments, Cheney reportedly said, "I had other priorities in the '60s than military service."[15] Cheney testified during his confirmation hearings in 1989 that he received deferments to finish a college career that lasted six years rather than four, owing to sub par academic performance and the need to work to pay for his education. Initially, he was not called up because the Selective Service System was only taking older men. When he became eligible for the draft, he applied for four deferments in sequence. He applied for his fifth exemption on January 19, 1966, when his wife was about 10 weeks pregnant. He was granted 3-A status, the "hardship" exemption, which excluded men with children or dependent parents. In January 1967, Cheney turned 26 and was no longer eligible for the draft.

    What's good for the Goose is good for the Gander...
    From: http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/felon.asp

    That Bill Clinton went to great lengths to avoid the Vietnam-era draft, that he used political connections to obtain special favors, and that he made promises and commitments which he later failed to honor, are all beyond dispute. However, the timeline quoted above jumps the tracks when it labels Clinton a "felon," because none of his actions, no matter how unethical or morally reprehensible, were illegal. ...

  18. Re:Thanks from the reminder on How Close Were US Presidential Elections? · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Palin's defense, she has a really nice ass.

    Has or is?

    I guess it depends on what the meaning of "is" is...
    Does she own a blue dress?

  19. Re:If every a server was going to be slashdotted.. on Web Server On a Business Card · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have my web server inside an old Cray Y-MP shell...

    Or a Cray-2 with little plastic fish floating around, but the Fluorinert would probably bankrupt you :-)

  20. Re:It's the hardware on NYT Ponders the Future of Solaris In a Linux/Windows World · · Score: 1

    Solaris is dying, but it's because of the hardware. The "big iron" sparc hardware is simply obsolete.

    In addition to what "ducomputergeek" said above, I would suggest that you're not looking at the appropriate hardware. Check out the enterprise-class systems (Sun and other vendors, like HP) and you'll see a difference. You can reallocate (or sometimes replace) hardware on the fly. Ever tried hot-swapping an I/O board on Linux? As for other vendors, HP makes systems with redundant, hot-swap everything (or damn-near everything).

    Linix is appropriate for certain audiences / environments, but not others.

  21. Re:Unification on NYT Ponders the Future of Solaris In a Linux/Windows World · · Score: 1

    Will the Solaris product remain as a niche even after this happens?

    Niche? This really depends on the audience. Step into a production datacenter for a large corporation running payroll, financial services, or tele-communications and I think you'll find Linux (and BSD) the niche players in many cases. Most of the systems will be enterprise Solaris, HP-UX / MPE, MVS, Tandom, etc... systems that can have almost zero downtime - ever. Of course, these cost $$$$, but their uptime is important.

  22. Re:How about some technical analysis on NYT Ponders the Future of Solaris In a Linux/Windows World · · Score: 2, Informative

    Also, most UNIX apps are developed for Linux and later ported to Solaris, not the other way around...

    There was a time, actually not all that long ago, that Sun (SunOS and Solaris) was the development platform of choice (coming from its BSD roots). In fact, GCC was first developed for the VAX and Sun circa 1988.

    From: A Brief History of GCC

    Date: Sun, 22 Mar 87 10:56:56 EST
    From: rms (Richard M. Stallman)

    The GNU C compiler is now available for ftp from the file
    /u2/emacs/gcc.tar on prep.ai.mit.edu. This includes machine
    descriptions for vax and sun, 60 pages of documentation on writing
    machine descriptions (internals.texinfo, internals.dvi and Info
    file internals).

    In addition, the definition of "most UNIX apps" depends on the target audience; most mission-critical apps are NOT developed first on Linux, but rather enterprise Solaris, HP-UX / MPE or similar class systems.

  23. A long time ago... on The Thirteen Greatest Error Messages of All Time · · Score: 4, Funny
    I got something like this from the Csh on a 4.3BSD system. Still makes me laugh:

    Assertion Botched: This can't happen.

  24. Please on China To Run Out of IPv4 Addresses In 830 Days · · Score: 3, Insightful

    stop saying "netizens".

  25. Correction on Popup Study Confirms Most Users Are Idiots · · Score: 1

    Popup study confirms most university students participating in the tests are idiots. Further research needs funding to confirm that most users are morons.