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  1. Not dead, just resting after a long squawk. on The Physics of Superman · · Score: 1
    It went up..... ...and came down. With a thud and without a single solitary flap. Stone dead. Ooops.

    Perhaps it was just resting. All shagged out after a long squawk.

  2. Marklar? on Is Simplified Spelling Worth Reform? · · Score: 2, Funny
    With apologies to Matt Stone and Trey Parker (South Park)...

    if marklar would marklar all the marklar from marklar on top of marklar with the marklar previuously referred to as marklar, would then marklar have to marklar all their marklar to marklar?

  3. Branson's already in space... on Virgin Galactic to Launch from Scottish Base? · · Score: 1

    Anyone seen Superman Returns? Sir Richard Branson has a cameo as one of the shuttle pilots. I almost didn't recognize him as the shots were brief, but my suspicions were confirmed by the credits.

  4. Not just single men... on Congress May Add Record Requirements to MySpace · · Score: 1
    ...wonder when single men will be required to produce ID if they walk past a public place where the children might be or where a terrorist attack would claim many lives (emphasis mine)

    I'm sure plenty of pedophiles and/or terrorists are neither single nor men.

    Freedoms for one, are freedoms for all.

  5. Movie Plot: Snakes on a spacestation! on Space Shuttle Gains Remote-Control Landing Capability · · Score: 1

    Snakes, space, Samuel L Jackson, swearing, gold!

  6. Just what makes that little old ant... on Ants Use Pedometers to Find Home · · Score: 4, Funny
    With apologies to Frank Sinatra...

    just what makes that little old ant
    think he can always find his way back?
    where ever he goes,
    that ant
    can't
    forget all the steps back!

    except if he's got hiigh heels
    or
    no legs paaast his knees
    if he got high on the apple pie
    and stared at the bees in the sky

    so whenever your funding's low
    maybe spent it all on blow
    just remember those ants...
    whoops there goes another research grant!
    whoops there goes another research grant!

  7. Be prepared, get a tatoo... on ACLU Files for Info on New Brain-Scan Tech · · Score: 1
    Some tatoo inks contain ferrous oxide (iron). Anyone with a tatoo containing this ink cannot (ok, should not) get an MRI.

    A similar restriction applies to metal fragments, including those from welding (which is why they ask about this), especially in the eye. If the tech asks you about welding and/or metal frags and you're not sure, they give you an X-Ray first. Don't really want to wrong about this one - ouch!

    Avoid the scan, get a tatoo and take up welding.

  8. SETI offers hope... on Is Distributed Computing Being Distributed Badly? · · Score: 1
    Perhaps the popularity of the SETI project is based on "hope". I'm not saying that figuring out global climate or solving dire medical problems are not worthy. Indeed, my wife died of a brain tumor and nothing would have made me happier had she survived. The SETI project, however, offers us the hope of discovering that we are not alone in this universe.

    I don't think any of us can adequately imagine how such a discovery would affect life here on Earth (for good or bad). I know that any life detected would be too far away for actual communication, but simply knowing another civilization exists and the possibility of learning from or helping them - wow.

    Of course, I'm waiting for a project that hits closer to home, YETI@home. Damn, those things are elusive.

  9. In related news... prosecution to follow! on Scientists Blocking out the Sun · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    ...The New York Times is running an article about geoengineering in which many solutions to global warming include decreasing the amount of sunlight that the planet sees...

    In a related item, the Bush administration is chastizing the Gray Lady for, yet again, publishing news about a possible new secret weapon against The War On Terror.

    Representative Peter King, a New York Republican, said he would write Attorney General Alberto Gonzales urging that the country's chief law enforcer "begin an investigation and prosecution of the New York Times - the reporters, the editors and the publisher."

    "We're at war, and for the Times to release information about secret operations and methods is treasonous," King told The Associated Press.

  10. Just great... Now Google will track purchases. on Google to Test PayPal Rival · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Google already tracks our searching and email, now they'll track our spending habits and how much we pay for various items. Paranoid? Maybe, but how long will it be until we find that Google is maintaining a database of this sort of thing?

    On the earth, all your lives belong to Google...

  11. Fluorinert on Liquid Cooling More than One Component? · · Score: 1
    Just submerge the entire system in Fluorinert (like the Cray-2 I use to admin at NASA Langley), circulate and cool the liquid, and be done with it.

    Of course, the liquid is about $270 a liter.

  12. Multilingual ... sigh. on Robot Dogs Evolve Their Own Language · · Score: 1
    Also like children, the AIBOs initially started babbling aimlessly until two or more settled on a sound to describe an object or aspect of their environment, gradually building a lexicon and grammatical rules through which to communicate.

    Just great. Now I'll have to learn Spanish and AIBO...

  13. Re:You mean.. on Replacement for Jewel Cases? · · Score: 1
    The folder structure is as follows:
    L:\Music\
    Artist Name\
    Album Name\
    01 Track Name.WAV

    Looks like someone's looking for a visit from Creative's patent laywers!

  14. MS robot assistance... on Microsoft Developing Robotics Software · · Score: 1

    Robot: It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like help?

  15. Exciting as watching... on Physicists Watch Individual Electrons Flow · · Score: 4, Funny
    Physicists Watch Individual Electrons Flow

    ...paint dry.

    Ahh, the wayward electron...

    An Electron's Longings
    The electron
    at the edge of the valence band
    said:

    I stand upon the edge
    Condemned by fate's cruel hand
    To lie in a state of perpetual freeze
    With energy lacking to do a trapeze
    Across to freedom's higher land

    There are many who have risen beyond
    Coulombic forces. They blisfully exist
    Unshelled. Their orbitals know no bond.
    With carefree abandon they diffuse and drift.

    Will no photon shine a light ?
    Will no dopant lend a hand ?
    To conquer Fermi's improbable height
    To leap into the conduction band !
  16. Re:Considering on The U.S. Navy's Doctrine of Laser Eye Surgery · · Score: 1
    My mother had radial keritotomy (sp?) 15-20 years ago. My understanding of the procedure is that it is the equivalant of Lasik but using a blade to make the incisions instead of laser...

    RK isn't really the same as LASIK, it's more like PRK (basically RK, but with a laser). In RK, slits are cut radially in specific places causing the cornea to reshape as it heals and changing your prescription. PRK does kind of the same thing, but by ablating the outer layer of the cornea then ablating differing amounts of the underlying structure to explicitly reshape the cornea. The outer layer heals over the next month or so.

    In LASIK leave the outer cornea in tack, but slices it back in a flap. The underlying cornea is reshaped like in PRK, then the flap is folded back. Presto, you're done.

    The recovery times are different for each procedure as well as the inherent problems are different (see my previous post.

    Glaucoma is an eye-pressure problem caused by the fluid within the eye not "circulating" efficiently (for lack of a better description) and probably isn't related to the RK (which just sliced the very outer portion of the cornea). The jury is still out as to whether PRK and LASIK encourage cateracts though...

    Hope this helps...

  17. Re:Grinding? PRK is available to consumers. on The U.S. Navy's Doctrine of Laser Eye Surgery · · Score: 2, Informative
    I got a halo effect from my PRK procedure, so it's not perfect.

    Yes, I understand that this can happen depending on the amount of correction required and (probably more important) the size of your pupils -- the larger, the more possible the effect. You shouldn't get the extreme form possible with LASIK that't due to the hard edge of the flap cut though. Most mild to moderate effects from PRK usually diminish over time. The sibling poster to your message (kasparov) had some good info.

    All the best.

  18. Thank you Dr. Falken... on Work Begins on Arctic Seed Vault · · Score: 1
    The earth isn't in any danger, and never has been. There are plenty of events that would be disasterous for our species, and plenty of other events that would be equally disasterous for other species, but as you rightly say, life would adapt and continue. However, we might not be around to see it.

    Ya, ya, maybe the War Games will bring about the time of the Bumble Bee...
    Thanks Dad,

    - Joshua

  19. Re:Grinding? PRK is available to consumers. on The U.S. Navy's Doctrine of Laser Eye Surgery · · Score: 5, Informative
    IANAP, but my wife was evaluated for PRK and here's what I learned...

    Photorefractive Keratectomy (PRK) is available to consumers and is actually a better procedure than LASIK, but is more expensive, requires a longer healing period and fewer physicians are trained to perform it (takes longer to get certified, LASIK certs can be obtained via short, vendor classes).

    In PRK, the outer surface of the cornea is ablated by the laser (on an lower power) and then reshaped at a higher power. A protective contact lens is applied to patient and remains on for about 5 days, then is removed by the doctor. The patient applies drops to the eye several times a day for about a month while the outer cornea heals.

    The benefits of PRK are the lack of any "flap" problems (incorrect cut, complete cut [ouch], misalignment, dislodgment, halo effects, etc...) and ability to correct some visioin situations not correctable via LASIK.

    While my wife wasn't a good candidate for the procedure and didn't have it performed, I highly recommend the physician who evaluated her, Dr. Bruce Bodner Associate Professor of Ophthalmology at EVMS.

  20. Re:The Inquisition - comfy chair. on Pope Advised Hawking Not to Study Origin of Universe · · Score: 1
    No one EVER expects the Inquisition, even Hawking.

    It's OK; he already has the comfy chair...

    [ Damn, now I'm going to hell. ]

  21. Re:Umm... attention ST geeks... on Hawking Says Humans Must Go Into Space · · Score: 1
    ...one who quotes a star trek actor on saturday night live...

    Don't know if you ever saw that skit, but it was hilarious.

  22. Umm... attention ST geeks... on Hawking Says Humans Must Go Into Space · · Score: 1
    ...detailed discussions of the workings of Starfleet and The Federation...

    Respectfully...

    I'd just like to say... GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! ...

    I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves? ... You, you must be almost 30... have you ever kissed a girl?

    I didn't think so! There's a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn't watch television! I LIVED! So... move out of your parent's basements! And get your own apartments and GROW THE HELL UP! I mean, it's just a TV show dammit, IT'S JUST A TV SHOW!

    [ My apologies to Bill Shatner and SNL. ]

  23. Black hole exists right now... on Hawking Says Humans Must Go Into Space · · Score: 1

    See here.

  24. Re:Oxymoron on Independent Software Vendors Get Organized · · Score: 1
    For those that don't get this, it's from the movie Airheads. A three-member rock group that calls themselves, "The Lone Rangers". The DJ queries:

    Ian [DJ] (Joe Mantegna): "The Lone Rangers?"
    Chazz (Brendan Fraser): "Yeah...what's wrong with that?"
    Ian: "There's 3 of you, you're not exactly lone."
    Chazz: "I have no idea what you're saying right now."

    There's actually a fansite for The Lone Rangers

  25. Re:symptoms vs. cause on Japanese Scientists Make Alzheimers Progress · · Score: 1
    'Modern medicine had tried to cure the symptoms of disease. The Cayce readings focused on building a healthy body that could throw off disease and disorder.'

    On the other hand, my wife died of an incurable brain tumor, Glioblastoma Multiforme (GBM). Curing that "symptom" would have been nice...for now.