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  1. Widespread is an adjective! on Sober Attack on 87th Anniversary of the Nazi Party · · Score: 2, Informative

    "The next planned widespread of 2005's most prolific e-mail worm, Sober, is scheduled to start on January 5, 2006 based on commands hard-coded within the worm."

    See: http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/widespread
    Main Entry: widespread
    Pronunciation: 'wId-'spred
    Function: adjective
    1 : widely diffused or prevalent - ex: "widespread public interest"
    2 : widely extended or spread out - ex: "low, widespread hood and fenders"br>

    The Grammar Nazis never miss a chance at spoiling an event.

  2. Disclaimer for previous post on New Worm Chats with Users on AIM · · Score: 1

    Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. I do not chat with bots or viruses, really.

  3. You call it a worm, I call it a conversation on New Worm Chats with Users on AIM · · Score: 1

    I have had better conversations with this worm than I did with 'sxybutterfly23' in AIM.
    At least I got something out of the conversation other than humiliation and unrequited love.

  4. Revised titles for Sony Rootkit CDs on EFF and Sony Disclose New DRM Security Hole · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since they are redoing the CDs, maybe they can change the names too?

    Alicia Keys - Unplugged, but still Infected
    Amici - Forever Defined as Dishonest
    Britney Spears - Hitme, but Don't RipMe
    Cassidy - I'm A Hustla in Your PC
    David Gray - Life In Slow Motion Since your PC has a Rootkit
    Faithless - Forever Faithless Sony
    Imogen Heap - Speak For Yourself, I Love Rootkits
    Leo Kottke/Mike Gordon - Sixty Six Steps to Uninstall the Rootkit
    Raheem Devaughn - The Hate Experience
    Santana - All That I Am Allowed to Copy
    Stellastarr* - Harmonies for the Haunted PC
    Various - So Annoying: An All Star Tribute To Rootkits
    Wakefield - Which Side Are You On? Sony or the Public?
    YoungBloodZ - Everybody Know Me, Nobody Copy Me

  5. Getting your slice of the MS pie on South Korea Fines Microsoft $32 Million · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone want to join me in a lawsuit? I own an island off the coast of Tasmania and I am really tired of having to look at Windows Messenger and Media Player every time I turn on my PC. I think I will iniate a lawsuit and win. Just look at it as payment for all the innovation and competition that Microsoft has stifled in the programming world.

  6. DIY Network Error on DIY Projector Plans Released · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just click here: http://www.lumenlab.com/

    It doesn't cost a thing, except for 3 seconds of your time. You may wish to try again at a later time.

  7. What is wrong with this picture? on Rat Brains Fly Planes · · Score: 1

    "When we first hooked them up, the plane 'crashed' all the time," Dr DeMarse said. "But over time, the neural network slowly adapts as the brain learns to control the pitch and roll of the aircraft. After a while, it produces a nice straight and level trajectory."

    Straight into a mountainside?

    I am sorry, but I do not want to be on a plane and suddenly hear a tone and, "Hello, this is your neural cluster speaking."

  8. Before Google, websearching was inefficient on Online Content Cannot Remain Free · · Score: 1

    To block searches is to kill the idea of the search engine itself.

    or just contact google directly at http://www.google.com/privacy.html ?

  9. SSE Licensing information enigma on MS Reveals Info On New RSS Extensions · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As to software implementations, Microsoft is not aware of any patent claims it owns or controls that would be necessarily infringed by a software implementation that conforms to the specification's extensions. If Microsoft later becomes aware of any such necessary patent claims, Microsoft also agrees to offer a royalty-free patent license on reasonable and non-discriminatory terms and conditions to any such patent claims for the purpose of publishing and consuming the extensions set out in the specification. ( http://msdn.microsoft.com/xml/rss/sse/ )

    What?

  10. price fixing scheme? on Digital Music Stock Market? · · Score: 1

    Since millions of tunes sit on servers waiting to be downloaded, the vast majority of them quite obscure, sellers would benefit because it would create increased demand for music that would otherwise sit unpurchased. If a single climbed to $5, consumers couldn't complain that it costs too much, since they would be the ones driving up the price.

    Consumers couldn't complain? Why, because they have no choice but to download 'unpopular' music?

    Also, what if a company was able to figure out a way to artificially inflate sales or download figures? You say it couldn't happen? I am not so sure. Who would be checking these statistics anyway? The RIAA? The guy in the Slate article talks as if the Stock Market is essentially a fair model, but for whom? Is there a limit as to how high a song could go? 99 cents may be a better price after all.

    I would say that driving up the prices of the most popular songs will only provide an incentive to download these songs for free elsewhere.

  11. Sirius leaning left, XM leaning right? on Traditional Radio Endangered By New Tech · · Score: 1

    Sirius: Howard Stern, NPR, Bruce Springsteen, Tony Hawk

    XM: Opie & Anthony, Fox News, Nascar, PGA Tour

    Just an observation.

  12. Camsnuffling on Sensitive Data Stolen Via Digital Cameras · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought 'camsnuffling' was breathing heavily through the nose while taking a picture?

  13. Does the harsh punishment fit the crime? on Marquette Dental Student Suspended For Blogging · · Score: 1

    Student writes blog
    Blog pisses off school admin
    Student admits it was in bad taste
    School suspends student for fall semester
    Student is punished harshly having to eat that semester's $14,000
    Justice is served?

    Instead, the school should just make him write a 5000-word essay about why he wants to be a Dentist.

  14. How about some free downloads too? on Apple Adds New TV Shows To iTunes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why not offer some episodes for free as an incentive to download the others?

    For example, why not offer some freebies of more unpopular shows as an incentive to download the popular ones?

    Why can't NBC/SciFi/Steve Jobs just give some things away as a way of saying thanks for all the millions of dollars they make?

  15. Open Source for the Common Wealth on IBM Stresses Importance of OpenDoc to MA · · Score: 1, Funny

    The two seem to go hand-in-hand.

    Now if IBM can just write a program to fully document how and where the money was spent on the Big Dig.

  16. Google Free Operating System is needed on Google Fixes IE Bug · · Score: 1

    As long as we are fixing things, why not just go all the way? Oh well, I guess we all can dream.

    I will be surfing over to http://labs.google.com/ just in case.

  17. skip the hassle on NYT Opinion Piece on DRM And P2P · · Score: 4, Informative

    "As for musicians, we are left to wonder how many more people could be listening to our music if it weren't such a hassle"

    Ok, go here: http://www.okgo.net/music_music.asp

    Best of luck to the band!

  18. do not look at this animal directly in the eye on New Mammal Species Found in Borneo · · Score: 1

    you may become severely burned

    "One of the photos clearly shows the length of the tail and how muscley it is; civets use their tails to balance in trees, so this new animal may spend chunks of its time up trees too."

    It also sends chunks to the ground.

  19. Perfect for the Scion Xb or the Honda Element on Robots With Square Wheels? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now you can have square wheels to go with your box car

  20. Re:Grammar/Language on Talking With Debian's Branden Robinson · · Score: 5, Funny

    We can do better then this.

    'Than' would be better than then, then?

  21. Re:In other news... on Caffeine Prevents Liver Disease · · Score: 1

    "Coffee drinkers have twice the rate of kidney failure than non coffee drinkers."

    See? You can't win with these scientific studies. That's why I drink Irish Coffee, there is a neglible chance that my liver will be saved, but if not, at least I will be too drunk to notice otherwise.

  22. apple has cojones on Apple's Aperture Reviewed · · Score: -1, Troll

    microsoft has cucarachas?

  23. stats we'd like to see... on Searchable C/C++ DB surpasses 275 million lines · · Score: 4, Funny

    -# of non-numerical constants
    -# of ( ),{ },\ /,#,; characters in code
    -time spent debugging/compiling
    -total hours spent in production
    -gallons of coffee consumed
    -hours of daylight seen
    -# of relationships destroyed

  24. Graphics rendering improved greatly on Are three cores better than two? · · Score: 1

    I am not sure if it was the configuration of the different CPUs, or just the ability of the operating system, but from the result charts there is significant improvement for graphics rendering applications but not as much for other applications. The benchmark tests showed significant improvement as well.

    It would have been nice if they had tested the same CPUs in all of their tests, but overall I would say the more cores the better.

  25. $sys$ on Antispyware Shootout · · Score: 1

    And, is it possible to detect a $sys$ file with these?