Slashdot Mirror


User: Main+Gauche

Main+Gauche's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
240
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 240

  1. did what? on Virtual Earth 3D Beta Launched · · Score: 1

    "But what really f'ed me off is that it changed my home page to windows live!!!!"

    Well, the way you put it, it actually sounded kind of fun.

  2. As soon as you raise $300B on Vista to Allow "One Significant" Hardware Upgrade · · Score: 1

    "When, oh when, will we be able to use what we paid for for what we want, within the limits of the law, without asking permission. Sheesh."

    The day has arrived!

    Microsoft has a market cap of slightly under $300 billion. All you have to do is buy up all the stock, take MS private, and... well you know the rest. But this time it doesn't end with ... Profit!

  3. Finally! on Human Species May Split In Two · · Score: 1

    Mod Parent up!

    Yes, despite all the previous posts relating this to Time Machine, no one seemed to have observed that the article summary is actually the opposite of what happens in T.M.

    Oh well, the article itself seems to contradict itself in this sense. It says the "better" class will grow more intelligent, but also warns of becoming more stupid due to dependence on technology. I'll bet on the latter.

  4. As the old joke goes... on Ten Geek Business Myths · · Score: 1

    "Venture capitalist Ron Garret has posted a list of eleven (despite the title) common mistakes entrepreneurs with a technology background make."

    There are 10 types of people in the world. But ten of them think base-eleven is ridiculous.

  5. Re:I checked the photo and on Giant Insect Invades Germany · · Score: 3, Funny

    "That doesn't look anything like Germany."

    Because in Germany, bugs don't leave their excrement in the middle of a nice clean field like that?

    Ok, I admit it. You got modded both +1 Funny and +1 Informative, and I'm left very confused. Not by the usual random moderation, mind you, but by what I'm supposed to be thinking right now....

  6. no surprise on Microsoft Wins Record Amount from Hotmail Spammer · · Score: 0

    ...Microsoft goes after record judgement.... last name "Fox".... coincidence? I think not.

  7. tic tac toe vs. connect 4? on Tic-Tac-Toe-Playing LEGO Robot · · Score: 2, Informative

    Haven't folks already programmed LEGO bots to play connect four? Some can even beat kids who play against them.

    OTOH tic tac toe has almost no complexity, so what's the big deal?

  8. Re:Market News Writing Computers Also on Algorithmic Investors on Wallstreet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    (Pet-peeve alert.) From your link:

    "Vegas cheats come in all shapes and sizes: hardcore mechanics who devise gadgets to manipulate slots and mathematical geniuses who count cards in blackjack."

    Aaarrrggghh! Card-counting is not cheating! It is using your brain to make decisions. I know, in this day and age, brain-use is rare enough to be considered cheating, but it is not. It astounds me how often I still see this association in the media.

    For that matter, one needn't be a genius to do it, either. Two points off for the History Channel.

  9. Re:8% false positives? Absolutely useless. on Biometric Terrorist Detector · · Score: 1

    From your link (Schneier quoting someone else):

    "With these suppositions, then the probability that people are terrorists given that NSA's system of surveillance identifies them as terrorists is only p=0.2308"

    Gee, "only" 23%?

    Suppose you're hunting for a needle in a gigantic haystack (essentially no chance of success), when someone hands you a little fistful of hay, and says "Actually there's a 23% chance the needle's in here." You should be thrilled.

    Granted they were using liberal numbers to arrive at that (high!) 23%. But given their assumptions, the "useless" conclusion is ridiculous.

    OTOH, apply Bayes' rule to the numbers on this biometric system, and you'll find some entrepreneur laughing all the way to the bank.

  10. Re:Violence is OK then on Illinois to Pay for Unconstitutional Gaming Law · · Score: 1

    "re: "But the devil will grab you be the b...s if you show a nipple somewhere"
    This is the internet - you can say "balls" here."

    *Sigh* Read the sentence again... Clearly the missing word is boobs. And can you blame the devil?

  11. Re:Anyone have more information? on The 64% Violent Pacman · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Ghosts are, by definition, already dead.

    Can you really commit violence against them?"

    If puppets can have sex, then ghosts can be victims. God bless this country.

  12. Re:those evil Wiccans on Gangs on the Internet · · Score: 1

    "Round where I live we still have to deal with witches and their pagan rituals. Here is a recient story (last week) of a witch torturing her lover and dumping his body in the sea."

    Maybe she played too much D&D.

  13. Re:Plus Side? on WA Law Means Linking to Gambling Websites Illegal · · Score: 1

    "Maybe this will provide some legal leverage to go after people who spam blogs and forums with adds for online poker, etc?"

    Maybe this will provide some legal salaries for lawyers, DA's, politicians, who go after people, knowing there's not a snowball's chance in hell the law will hold up in the end.

  14. Re:Freshmeat? on Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.4 Released · · Score: 1

    "Are we getting slashdot articles for each verion bump of the mozilla products? I tought freshmeat was created for that"

    Please read the summary again. It clearly states "Firefox has just notified me that Firefox version 1.5.0.4 has just been released". The news isn't Firefox; it's the fact that KrayzieKyd got his notification.

    Now it would have been nice to know exactly how he was notified. Was it an email? A personal phone call? I heard Western Union finally stopped the telegram thing, so it wasn't that. Discuss.

  15. Re:Go for the IDE on Should Students Be Taught With or Without an IDE? · · Score: 1

    "I'm pretty sure that write better is poor grammar, but don't hold me to it."

    FYI, you'd be wrong: "Better" is both an adj. and an adv.

  16. Re:TARDIS! on Google: The Missing Manual, Second Edition · · Score: 2, Funny

    "the TARDIS is ... .
    Graeme Williams gets several hundred bonus nerd points."


    Excellent; we're finally narrowing in on that elusive exchange rate:

    several hundred bonus nerd points == 5 Karma Whoring points

  17. Re:Composites on Fly-by-Wireless Plane Takes to the Sky · · Score: 1

    "Kinda cool you mentioning composites, it allows me to segway into a little known fact about them."

    Don't worry, after a little practice you'll stop doing that.

  18. Re:Crime detection on Ready to Test a 'SmartShirt'? · · Score: 1

    "If you're being mugged, you probably cant use a cell phone. But with this when a sudden elevated heart rate is detected, you may auto activate GPS and mics/video. Maybe even alert nearby people or police. Good for protecting kids etc."

    You've enlightened me to make some predictions:

    In 50 years, NYC junior high gym classes will be cancelled when parents complain that kids would have to remove "smart-shirts" during gym class.

    Decision will be reversed three years later when Hanes smart-jockeys finally get smart enough to distinguish between the "Help, I'm getting mugged in gym class!" heart rate and the "Look, Stacy finally hit puberty!" heart rate.

    Mark my words.

  19. you just watch it there on Apple's Device Model Beats the PC Way · · Score: 1

    ----"while proprietary, are not overly so"

    --"Now, that is just hilarious!"

    I'll have you know that I have a friend who is pregnant, but not overly so, you insensitive clod!

  20. Re:It's funny indeed on Best Buy Invaded By Blue Shirt Improv Artists · · Score: 1

    "As long as a flash mob/stunt doesn't injure innocent bystanders and cause undue distress to officials I don't see the harm."

    I'm not bent out of shape by this kind of thing, but let me point out "Agent Ciletti's" statement of events, in TFA. Did you get that far in TFA? Her writeup is near the bottom.

    When she was taking part in the stunt, someone asked her for help finding a USB device (or something), assuming she was an employee. She was intentionally unhelpful, and the customer started to leave. Do you think it's ok to piss off a Best Buy customer?

    I agree people need to lighten up. But there are always participants in these things that want to see how far they can push it, so they can be "cooler" than the next guy.

    I don't care how much one thinks Best Buy sucks; that part wasn't cool.

  21. Re:Manager called 911 on Best Buy Invaded By Blue Shirt Improv Artists · · Score: 5, Funny

    "In California, If a security person detains you, you can Sue, and will probably win."

    That's nothing. On Slashdot, you can make claims that lie somewhere between false and ambiguous, and will probably get modded +4 Interesting.

  22. Re:Interesting, but not new on Electric Car Faster Than A Ferrari or Porsche · · Score: 2, Funny

    "To be fair, the Ferrari probably had to refuel after the run, too. Just like the electric car didn't carry more charge (batteries) than it needed for the run, IC cars don't carry more fuel than they need, either."

    Yeah, I'd hate to see how much slower that electric car would've been, carrying around the extra weight of a full charge.

  23. Re:Coolest Judge Ever? on Judge Creates Own Da Vinci Code · · Score: 1

    "So I see your 'Fucking retard' comment and raise you with 'stop being a total dumbass'"

    "Woah. This is getting too rich for me. I fold..."


    No, you're good; he gave the (binding) verbal equivalent of a string bet, so his raise is not allowed. </pokernit>

  24. Re:Grammer, not grammar. on First 802.11n Products Breaking Out · · Score: 1

    "Guess who said it?"

    You did.

    Is it my turn now?

  25. Re:66 ? on Making Sense of Software EULAs · · Score: 1

    "However, you still need enough people compared to your population."

    For some reason people think the size of the population matters. It usually doesn't. Only if you're going to survey more than roughly 10% of the total population does population size start to have any significant effect on size of the confidence interval size.

    "This number need not be very large, which is why sampling around 1,000 people out of 290,000,000 is statistically accurate."

    Just about as accurate as sampling 1,000 out of 290,000,000,000, for the reason I stated above. (I'll spare us the fancy equations.)

    Grandparent is right; when done scientifically, a poll of size n=66 still provides some information. The so-called "margin of error" will be a little over 10 percentage points, but that's better than nothing.

    The real problem here is the "informality" of the survey, or as you called it "quality over quantity." I'm still trying to figure out why this is worthy of a /. article. If I put my tinfoil hat back on, I could probably figure it out...