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  1. Re:What's the deal... on First Hidden Electric Motor In Cycling World Championship (cxmagazine.com) · · Score: 2

    There is no more cheating in cycling than any other sport. For example, see the two major Australian football codes, which are using media and promotional ties to effectively sweep endemic drug cheating under the carpet. Or international athletics, of which the tip of the cheating iceberg has recently surfaced. The difference is that cycling is actively trying to eradicate cheating, thus the invasive scrutinising and drug tests.

  2. Re:First Post on Nicolas Cage To Return Rare Stolen Dinosaur Skull To Mongolia (nytimes.com) · · Score: 2

    I tried the lamb, it sucked.

  3. Re:That Was Quick on Philips Won't Block Third-Party Bulbs After All (engadget.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    That comment was udderly uncalled for.

  4. Re:Trading on tragedy on Following Data Leak, HIV Dating App's Developers Threaten Infection (csoonline.com) · · Score: 1

    A handful of butthurt site owners can hardly be compared to the entire HIV community.

  5. Re:Not your father's Microsoft on Microsoft Offers Linux Certification. Yes, Really. (dice.com) · · Score: 1, Troll

    What the fuck am I reading? This is almost as surreal as that fuckhead gop campaigner Trump. Slashdot, Dice has taken you and fucked you up the ass. Now you're lying fetal in the corner, whimpering. Microsoft praise has no place on Slashdot. Has anybody heard that Midnight Oil song "Short Memory"? Microsoft is the company that tried to homogenise and pasteurise computing by embracing, extending and extinguishing alternate or competing technology. Slashdot was the place we would come to bitch and moan about it. No longer, it seems. Hmm, what's that taste in my mouth? Could it be... no, wait... NOOOOOO http://soylentnews.org/

  6. Increasingly? on Microsoft Offers Linux Certification. Yes, Really. (dice.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Increasingly? INCREASINGLY?? Open source isn't "increasingly" powering Internet services, IT'S BEEN THE BENCHMARK SINCE DARPA. FFS, Microsoft was the cancer, trying to force proprietary standards down everyones throat.

  7. Re:Yeah that's not going to matter. on NHTSA Toughens Crash Test Rating Standards · · Score: -1

    Fuck you. Roads were not made for cars, especially self centred wankers like you. A smart mandate would be a mandatory ten inch blade mounted one inch from the drivers (i.e. your) forehead.

  8. Re:AMD is for Servers on The Ups and Downs of AMD (hackaday.com) · · Score: 1

    More to the point, how do cows feel about cars with leather interiors?!?

  9. Re:Haters gonna hate on Zuckerberg Answers Critics of His Move To Give Away His Facebook Stock (facebook.com) · · Score: 1

    Typical. I don't understand the derogatory use of the term. By definition, social justice is something all people should strive for.

  10. Re: 30 million lines of code?! on How Cisco Is Trying To Prove It Can Keep NSA Spies Out of Its Gear (csoonline.com) · · Score: 1

    More like:

    10 IF (!DELETE GOVT SPENDING ON EDUCATION) GOTO 100
    20 DELETE GOVT SPENDING ON SOCIAL PROGRAMS
    30 DELETE GOVT SPENDING ON VETERAN AFFAIRS WHILST QUEUING UP YOUNG PEOPLE FOR WAR
    40 DELETE GOVT SPENDING ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT
    50 PASS BILLS SUPPORTING CORPORATE MALFEASANCE
    60 DENY HUMAN IMPACT ON CLIMATE WHILST DEFAMING/DEFUNDING RESEARCH TO THE CONTRARY
    70 PERPETUATE FEAR AGAINST MINORITIES (ESP MUSLIM) THEREBY PERPETUATING ILLWILL
    80 WIDEN THE GAP BETWEEN RICH AND POOR
    90 GOTO 10
    100 PROSPER
    110 GOTO 100

  11. Re:Well.. they're not too far removed from on Grow Your Daily Protein At Home With an Edible Insect Desktop Hive · · Score: 1

    Roughage

  12. Re:I'm going to miss it. on Microsoft Kills Off Zune Music Service (networkworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Miss what?

  13. Re:NIIKE TN pas chr TN requin femme on Analog Still Big In Japan (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Possibly fourteen, but only after Wednesdays.

  14. Re:Message from Greens on First New US Nuclear Reactor In Two Decades Gets Permission To Begin Fueling (ieee.org) · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, that's a message from Bruce Dickinson.

  15. What about folks from Bucksnort? Or folks from Lynchburg bearing delicious gifts?

  16. Re:You know what's wrong with the world? on 30 Years a Sysadmin · · Score: 1

    Fuck, no wonder you posted anonymously, that's the least insightful comment I've seen on here in ages.

  17. Re:If I had a child now on Obama Invites Texas Teen To White House After "Bomb" Clock Incident At School · · Score: 1

    You must live in Surry Hills (NSW). I used to live in Surry Hills and I sure miss it. Now I live in a coastal regional city, where racism is not only accepted, but encouraged. Those who object to the obscene banter (like myself) are vilified themselves. I've been here for nearly ten years, and the "vast majority" of Australians in this and other similar towns are racist, terrorist fearing moronic bogan cunts who believe cunts like Ray Cunt Hadley to be the path to enlightenment. I'm ready to move back to inner Sydney. Or leave this stupid island altogether. Fuck these cunts. Outside the capital cities, Australians are fearful, racist fuckwits.

    And our government sure does a great job of whipping up terror fear. Hopefully Turnbull will turn this around but I doubt it. He's going to have to suck up to the racist element of LNP if he wants to get anything done.

  18. Re:First post! on Broadband Users 'Need' At Least 10Mbps To Be Satisfied · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it all started with mandatory bicycle helmets (wtf?!?) and rapidly went downhill from there.

  19. Re:I guess it makes sense.... on John McAfee Pondering Presidential Bid · · Score: -1

    And... you're what's wrong with USA these days. Congratulations.

  20. Re:Um... you're not nearly cynical enough on Ask Slashdot: Everyone Building Software -- Is This the Future We Need? · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. You've been watching too much Fox News/TV

  21. Re:Where's Michael J. Dundee? on In 6 Months, Australia Bans More Than 240 Games · · Score: 1

    It started when bicycle helmets became mandatory across all Australian states in the early 90s. They've been hacking chunks out of personal freedom ever since.

  22. Re:cliche on FBI Releases Its Files On DEF CON: Not Amused By Spot-the-Fed · · Score: 1

    Foster: Yeah, and we're not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe.
    Axel Foley: [mocking him] You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long. [points at penny loafer, brown suit wearing white guy]

  23. Re:Sherpa? Is that an ice cream flavor? on Google Executive Dan Fredinburg Among Victims of Everest Avalanche · · Score: 1

    Just stay away from the Sherpa stew...

  24. Re: just hang them on Oklahoma Says It Will Now Use Nitrogen Gas As Its Backup Method of Execution · · Score: 1

    As a society, the majority strive to better themselves, intellectually, physically and socially. To advocate state sanctioned revenge killing of murderers and rapists is regressing to their level.

  25. Re:caffeine is a diuretic on The International Space Station (Finally) Gets an Espresso Machine · · Score: 1

    Where do you think they're getting the water from? ;)