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  1. Re:Microwave... on RFID Cookware · · Score: 1

    It's a joke, you insensitive clod!

  2. Microwave... on RFID Cookware · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wouldn't you melt the chip? It _is_ metal, after all. (I learned the hard way with a Pop-Tart wrapper.)

  3. Re:Linux Kernel on Scanjet Music · · Score: 0

    I'm going to fucking kill Slashcrap! I've done it before and I'm gonna do it again. I'm gonna fucking kill Slashcrap.

  4. Re:So wait... on Crank Blogging, Like Phone Calling, Now Illegal · · Score: 0

    Then it would only be the GNA. Unless it was supposed to be the Gay Nigger Association of the Atlantic.

  5. Psst... on French Military Police Switches to Firefox · · Score: 0

    It's gendarmerie. Oh never mind...what should I expect from here?

  6. In other news... on Mount St. Helens Eruption Baffles Scientists · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Congress recently passed a law requiring all residents to purchase a color TV (at least 20 inches, and made in America), and to get cable that provides Fox News. When Senator Billy Johnson (R, AL) was contacted about this incident, he said that "this was a measure intended to improve our technology industries "and to jump-start our economy." No one from Comcast Inc. (CCST) would comment but their stock rose by $2.35 to end at $83.52 per share.

  7. In other news... on Great Hacks and Pranks Of Our Time · · Score: 1

    The sky is blue, and Slashdot is offering subscriptions.

  8. Amazon...so... on Amazon Connect · · Score: 1

    This idea, this site, and even this language are protected with US and international patents. If you try to use anything close to this idea, we'll skin you alive and dip you in lemon juice. Have a nice day.

  9. Re:Concerning chip makers on Japanese Chip Makers to Unite · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm on Slackware you insensitive clod! It's /usr/games/fortune .

  10. Re:Or not? on Give Mac Explorer to the People? · · Score: 1, Informative

    IE for Mac is a completely different beast. It uses a completely different codebase--different features, different rendering engine, basically the only similarity is the name.

  11. Oblig Chem Joke on New Uranus Moons and Rings Discovered · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know I'll get modded offtopic, but: Q) What's the difference between miazole and urazole? A) The size of the ring.

  12. Obligatory Slashdot Question on First Intel Yonah Laptop Announced · · Score: 0, Troll

    Can I make a Beowulf cluster out of it? Wait a second...

  13. Obligatory Old Joke on Sony DRM Installed Even When EULA Declined · · Score: 1, Funny
    Person: "Did you hear if you play your Windows CD backwards it plays Satanic music?"

    Me: "Oh that's nothing. If you play it forward it installs Windows."

  14. Re:EULAs are stupid... on Sony DRM Installed Even When EULA Declined · · Score: 1, Insightful

    start: Automated Help Desk and then a person 2 min later: "I'm sorry, but for refunds, you must go to the store of purchase. Store: "You opened it, no refund. Talk to the manufacturer. goto start

  15. Re:crashes? on Impressions From A Second Shipment 360 Owner · · Score: 0

    I thought Windows at least, while not a console, was designed by 2 year olds!

  16. Haha... on Is Ruby on Rails Maintainable? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    1st psot!!!! Try recoding /. in RoR

  17. Re:Summary on Gender Gap in Computer Science Growing · · Score: 1

    this is /. ...what were you expecting?

  18. Re:They'd lock me out on Google Launches Mobile Mail · · Score: 1

    Ad's whats just get in the way of that?

  19. Re:Ummmm... on Google Launches Mobile Mail · · Score: 1

    Try logging on to real gmail first. Same for Firefox users. IE users are screwed.

  20. Re:Simple on Conducting a Unix Desktop Usability Study? · · Score: 1

    CowboyNeal is an interface?

  21. Re:Chimps writing PHP code. on Chimpanzees Beat out Children in Reasoning Test · · Score: 1

    Stupid engine again...I meant (open php) LOL WTF !!!!111 (close php) wouldn't compile.

  22. Re:Chimps writing PHP code. on Chimpanzees Beat out Children in Reasoning Test · · Score: 1

    Stupid comment engine...I meant "I'm sure " without the spaces in the tags doesn't compile.

  23. Re:Chimps writing PHP code. on Chimpanzees Beat out Children in Reasoning Test · · Score: 1

    I'm sure doesn't compile.

  24. Re:Microsoft's take on Yahoo Updates Konfabulator · · Score: 0, Troll

    Of course. Microsoft(R) did invent the Internet(R) Browser(TM). They embraced IP, extended it with HTML, and then extinguished it with ASP.

  25. Yes... on Colds May Trigger Childhood Cancers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just another excuse to stay home from school.