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How To Get Rid of the Cubicle?

wikinerd writes "How can we get rid of the widely hated cubicle and its ugly cousin, the stressing open-plan office? Some business owners and managers cannot understand the advantages of teleworking, different office layouts, or the morale benefits of private offices with Aeron chairs. There are still people in high positions who seem to think that stuffing a bunch of engineers into a noisy landscaped office is the best way to organize a company. It is not, and we all know it, but can we prove it? How can we communicate to them the fact that living in a groundhog warren is bad not only for the engineers, but also for the organization?"

368 comments

  1. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Upper management loves stats; give them stats.

    1. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      i would have got first post, but my boss was walking behind me when I first saw the artical, and I had to hide the /. window..

      I want my own office!

    2. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long did he take? I see a time gap of 3 minutes between my FP and your SecondP.

    3. Re:fp by IrquiM · · Score: 2, Funny

      Stats are:

      9 of 10 people with office browse the internet for more than 1 hour per day
      The rest doesnt know how to open the browser

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    4. Re:fp by benplaut · · Score: 1

      Saaaaaaay... About those TPS reports...

    5. Re:fp by Baldrake · · Score: 4, Informative
      Upper management loves stats; give them stats.

      And here's where to get them.

      This book, Excellence by Design, came out of the MIT School of Architecture and Planning's Space Planning and Organization Research Group (SPORG), and links the use of space in offices to productivity, within the domain of the kind of work being carried out.

    6. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone who can't spell "article" shouldn't be employed. Go back to grade school.

  2. I Quit by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I didn't like my cube ridden environment. I quit and joined an employer who did these things better.

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    1. Re:I Quit by Genocaust · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Quit. Join the military. Sure, you'll get to see the sunny sands of such wonderful places as the UAE, Iraq, Kuwait, Afghanistan and others, but at least you usually have your own office / desk.

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      It could be that the only purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others.
    2. Re:I Quit by CowboyBob500 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's the only way to get through to these people. I also refuse to work in a cubicled environment, and I'm a contractor...

      Bob

    3. Re:I Quit by cliffski · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Best answer. You shouldnt spend half your working life explaining to your higher-paid employer how he is doing his job wrong. I went one further and quit entirely and now work for myself. My employer has a perfect grasp of what I need to boost my productivity.

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    4. Re:I Quit by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

      I found an easy way was to simply add a ceiling to the cubicles. Instant offices !
      As an added benefit, you can add another layer of cubicles on top of the old ones (employees must provide their own ladder).

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    5. Re:I Quit by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "That's the only way to get through to these people. I also refuse to work in a cubicled environment, and I'm a contractor... "

      I'm a contractor too.....and if they pay me enough, I'll work anywhere. I'm just there for the $$....creature comforts are nice, but, not necessary.

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    6. Re:I Quit by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I can vouch for that. Here I am at my Army desk, for example. http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/images/ac00001/ ac02175.jpg

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    7. Re:I Quit by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I didn't like my cube ridden environment. I quit and joined an employer who did these things better.

      Good for you. All it would really take is for maybe 35-40% (maybe less) of the IT workforce to grow a pair and make the same stand. The market can't absorb that kind of loss, so employers would have to compensate.

      Unfortunately the likelyhood of that much testosterone erupting from IT is approximately 3720 to 1. So, the general situation is unlikely to change and your solution is, regretably, optimal.

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  3. Can't be done. by $pearhead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unfortunately, you can't.

    As one of my colleagues use to say: "You can't explain to someone who doesn't understand." (freely translated from Swedish).

    1. Re:Can't be done. by Anonymous+MadCoe · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, one can think about bringing the emssage differently so the receiver will understand...

      I found that almost all messages will be understood by any decent manager. But then again, maybe that why I alwais get the interresting jobs and assignments (and promotions of course).

    2. Re:Can't be done. by tezbobobo · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, you can explain it - you need to be blunter. Like when the narrator in Fight Club is talking about gas powereu guns and such. I find actions speak louder than words and marching from cubicle to cubicle with a semi austomatic shooting people and yelling why you hate cubicles to be effective.

    3. Re:Can't be done. by jne_oioioi · · Score: 0

      I like it better in it's original form : "Bork bork snorf bogley bork"

    4. Re:Can't be done. by poopdeville · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a native Swedish speaker, I am disgusted by your post. The correct way to phrase this is "Bork bork snorf bogley coobical borken".

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    5. Re:Can't be done. by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think I'd add a bit and say, "You can't explain to someone who doesn't care to understand."

    6. Re:Can't be done. by Crasoum · · Score: 1

      I like that quote.

    7. Re:Can't be done. by bazorg · · Score: 0, Troll

      Tell us again how we could join your religious discussion board?

    8. Re:Can't be done. by somersault · · Score: 1

      Maybe your trolls would be more effective if you learned how to use grammar at least at, say, the level of someone who knows how to troll effectively.

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    9. Re:Can't be done. by somersault · · Score: 1

      A lot more accurate (for some people), though yesterday I spent several minutes yesterday repeatedly trying to tell our 'General Office Manager' that she should do a Save As on a very basic spreadsheet containing purchase order numbers (one of her colleagues had left it open on his locked machine and gone for lunch or something). I told her that once he came back I could merge her version of the file with his and she was like "that sounds too complicated, I'll just wait until he comes back". It's depressing.

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      which is totally what she said
    10. Re:Can't be done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess the quote originates from Stenmark's "Det går int att förklara för en som int begrip". Hard to translate while keeping the meaning intact.

    11. Re:Can't be done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an Ingmar Stenmark quote.

    12. Re:Can't be done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Score 4 funny? What about a score for racist?

    13. Re:Can't be done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not racist if your insulting 'white' people.

    14. Re:Can't be done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He spoke in a Jämtland dialect: He lönsch int förklar för en som int begrip, which in Swedish would be: Det lönar sig inte att förklara för en som inte begriper, which would translate into: It is not worth explaining to someone who does not get it.

    15. Re:Can't be done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...this is a rip-off on the famous Swedish downhill champion, Ingemar Stenmark.

      "Hä löns int förklar för den som int begrip."

          -- chef

    16. Re:Can't be done. by StupidHelpDeskGuy · · Score: 1

      Your friend is stupid. How would anyone understand anything, if no one explained stuff?

    17. Re:Can't be done. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Now how do you explain to the workers the spacial impossibilities of converting a cubes into seperate offices? Perhaps some sort of tardis-style technology?

    18. Re:Can't be done. by radtea · · Score: 1

      Not only that, the summary is approaching the problem all wrong: "There are still people in high positions who seem to think that stuffing a bunch of engineers into a noisy landscaped office is the best way to organize a company."

      Best for what purpose?

      If you are typical manager whose ego is more important than anything else, open plan offices and cube farms are great. You get to lord it over your suffering minions, and you have an office in which to meet with your peers to discuss the upcoming downsizing in secret.

      To approach the problem from the point of view of productivity is to simply miss the point. The point is stroking the sloppy-fat egos of arrogant idiots in management, to whom "it just makes sense" that open plan offices are better. No amount of data on productivity will address this issue because it is no more relevant to the root cause than data on pork production in the Mongolia.

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    19. Re:Can't be done. by TheRealBurKaZoiD · · Score: 1

      "It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends on not understanding it." - Upton Sinclair (1878 - 1968)

      and, Lord, isn't that the truth.

    20. Re:Can't be done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, your mother smells funny!

    21. Re:Can't be done. by Nine+Mirrors+Turning · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on! No one claims that the swedish chef in the muppet show is racist, right? So why should this be racist? I'm swedish and I'm not the least bit offended. In fact, I laughed.

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    22. Re:Can't be done. by pilkul · · Score: 0, Troll

      I see you forgot to configure your keyboard properly for Swedish. Of course, properly speaking it's "Börk börk snorf bogley cöobicål börk".

  4. Simple solution by NineNine · · Score: 5, Funny

    How can we communicate to them the fact that living in a groundhog warren is bad not only for the engineers, but also for the organization?"

    I would speak to "them" with your voice (mouth, tongue, voal cords, et. al), either in person, or via telephone. Barring that, I would use a written format, such as "email" or "letter", in a lanugage that "them" would readily comprehend.

    Are there some other, hidden, secret forms of communication that I'm missing, here?

    1. Re:Simple solution by thedarknite · · Score: 1

      Graphs and pretty pictures in a presentation. If you don't need to use a projector then it isn't important enough.

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    2. Re:Simple solution by killjoe · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Depends on your company doesn't it? I used to work for a giant company. The decisions about our working conditions were made across the country literally thousands of miles away. Yes you could email those people but they literally had no idea who you were and didn't give a flying fuck. To them your entire location was just one number on the spreadsheet. If updrading the bathroom so that it doesn't smell like stale ass made that number go up then they wouldn't do it.

      In large companies it's another world. At my company when the programmers requested offices with doors (two to an office) the company refused. When the assistant to the accountant demanded an office she got one. The only office available was too big for her position so they spent a ton of money making the office smaller. What's odd is that making the office smaller for her actually cost more then building walls in the programmers space to give the programmers walls (we know this because we got quotes from the same construction company).

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    3. Re:Simple solution by polar+red · · Score: 2, Interesting

      strike. We IT-people let shit on our heads to much.

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    4. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Are there some other, hidden, secret forms of communication that I'm missing, here?
      There's always the art of communicating with dance. Although I doubt that it would be as effective as your two suggestions. Maybe it'll work. Maybe just no one has tried this before.
    5. Re:Simple solution by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Why would you want an office with two doors? No wonder you were turned down. Why not two ceilings, or desks on the walls.

    6. Re:Simple solution by somersault · · Score: 1

      I think he also needs some cogent reasoning and proof, rather than just the desire to have his own office (I quite like working in the R&D office with 6 engineers, I find I spend less time browsing slashdot and more working! as it is I'm in the server room, browsing slashdot - though it is mildly job related and informative..)

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    7. Re:Simple solution by Fred_A · · Score: 3, Funny

      How can you escape from users if you don't have two doors?? Do you even *work* in IT ?

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    8. Re:Simple solution by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1
      Are there some other, hidden, secret forms of communication that I'm missing, here?

      Yes - the "international language of love".

      This works on two levels:
      • Sleep your way to your own office - generally not to most people's tastes in an all-male engineering environment though
      • Tell your boss to go "love" himself, and find a job where you get your own office
    9. Re:Simple solution by kilodelta · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't recall where I read it but some time back someone had posted a long explanation that 150 was a magic number. That was the point at which everyone knew everyone else in an organization (even a company!) and anything over that meant that you had a serious disconnect going on.

      There's a manufacturer in Delaware that practices this. Each factory caps at 150 people and then they open a new facility, until that too gets to 150 people and so on.

      What they found was that productivity and communication improved in such circumstances. And it doesn't mean you can't have large companies, what it means is that you've broken management down into units where the so called leader now knows the employee. Makes a big difference.

      When I worked for a major university, it was hard to get to know the people because there were so many staff. But then when I worked for a state agency with only 238 people it became easier. Even then, my strategy was to get to know the support people in the various groups, they'd then clue you in to other details.

    10. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The 150 rule was discussed in The Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell. Pick it up, it's interesting stuff.

    11. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I think it was Gortex (they make weather resistant clothing I think). I believe it was in The Tipping Point by Malcom Gladwell

    12. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you don't have Microsoft Pepperspray 2003?

    13. Re:Simple solution by fbjon · · Score: 1
      some other, hidden, secret forms of communication that I'm missing, here?
      Yes, it needs to be communicated in Enterprise, a hitherto undeciphered language communicated by .ppt.
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  5. I like open plan by tom17 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Is it just me?

    I have worked in IT environments in both Open plan with cubicles, Small offices of about 4 and open plan with desks.

    I preferred both of the open plan options (i.e. with or without cubicles) than the small office. It may get noisy at times but it can be more sociable too.

    Maybe I am just a freak...

    1. Re:I like open plan by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, Microsoft has done a lot of work in this area. They have a model they claim works very well for creative teams, consisting of a "common" open work area with reconfigurable moving walls you can write on, surrounded by shared offices, plus "escape pods" where people can go be alone with their project. You can see a channel 9 video on this here: http://channel9.msdn.com/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=2383 21

      It's very interesting.

    2. Re:I like open plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it just me?

      I have worked in IT environments in both Open plan with cubicles, Small offices of about 4 and open plan with desks.

      I preferred both of the open plan options (i.e. with or without cubicles) than the small office. It may get noisy at times but it can be more sociable too.

      Maybe I am just a freak


      It must be just you ... and you are most likely a freak :)

    3. Re:I like open plan by Bwian_of_Nazareth · · Score: 1

      It is not just you... I also prefer working in open-space. But then again, my work usually involves a lot of interaction with other people. Had I had a job which would be "get the assignement and now go away and work on that alone for two months", I would probably prefer working from home.

      Maybe I was just lucky, but all the open-space offices I have seen (and I have seen quite a lot) were sort-of-ok designed with a lot of quiet places to run to when I needed to make a longer phonecall, discuss something with someone, or just stare at the wall and let my thoughts run thru my head.

      To summarise, I would not want to work in an office anymore - I would feel lonely. :)

    4. Re:I like open plan by JoeInnes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As someone with insider knowledge, the microsoft system is very relaxed, and basically all they insist on is that you make the "code-drops", but apart from that, it's entirely your call. You can work from home, stay in the building, whatever. (This is in the UK) Joe

    5. Re:I like open plan by tom17 · · Score: 1

      When I worked there (Winnersh & TVP) I was in a tech support role so had to work from the office to answer the calls. But the cubicle atmosphere was great - for me.

    6. Re:I like open plan by MickDownUnder · · Score: 1

      Yea and that worked really well in helping to deliver Vista to plan and on schedule.... oh hang on.

    7. Re:I like open plan by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      If you had actually gone to the link and watched the video, you'd realize that you just made yourself look like an idiot. But since you're blissfully ignorant, I'll just laugh at you. I'll leave it as an exercise for you to figure out why.

    8. Re:I like open plan by dbIII · · Score: 1
      It may get noisy at times but it can be more sociable too.

      No problem - just damp the noise by surrounding yourself with dead or obsolete tech gear. A IBM 3490-C11 tape drive has more uses than just being an anchor for a container ship.

    9. Re:I like open plan by Znork · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "but it can be more sociable too."

      Very true. That would be one of the great upsides if my employer actually paid me to be sociable, and if 'chatting with coworkers' had it's own fully financed timesheet code.

      I dont dislike open plan offices, and I'd like them even more if they came with beer. But frankly, they're just not very conductive to actual work.

    10. Re:I like open plan by Bwian_of_Nazareth · · Score: 1

      This is not absolute truth - "chatting with co-workers" can be rephrased as "getting feedback or sharing ideas" which is very much desirable. For jobs where the work is of a solitary nature (which programming can be, I guess) open office is a annoyance, for some type of work (large collaborative project) I cannot even imagine how many door I would have to knock on each day to get my work done - that or go about without half the information I need.
      Granted, open-office requires certain amount of adopting to and it requires discipline from all who share it, otherwise it becomes really annoying. But when approached right, it is very (IMO) productive way to do your work. And yes, I am speaking as someone who does actually work in open-space office, I am not some high-up manager disconnected from the real world. And yet, I like open-space.

    11. Re:I like open plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical 'softie... arrogantly assumes that everyone believes their marketing.

    12. Re:I like open plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      plus "escape pods" where people can go be alone with their projectWe have escape pods too. They are called "toilets".

    13. Re:I like open plan by tonicblue · · Score: 1

      I work in an open plan office so I can never surf the net... wait.

      I love the way the office is set out though. We have quite a lot of space. we can do pretty much what we like to our desks, it seats 13 but there is usually about 7 in at any one time and it's quite big, the people are friendly and if the noise is putting me off my coding I simply mash play on my iPod.

      Surely it is down to the workers to sort them selves out and if they can't adapt to the different types of office layout it's their problem. I would prefer a cubicle some times but the way things are don't affect my work.

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    14. Re:I like open plan by MickDownUnder · · Score: 1

      I've watched the video. I don't really see you're very negative point.

      My comment was just a joke, most people with a life would recognise this.

      To be honest I actually quite like Microsoft. I can't wait to get my hands on Vista. I think it's gonna be the biggest success ever for Microsoft and 20 years from now will be seen as revolutionary turning point in personal computing.

      Also I'm very familiar with the Patterns & Practices stuff. Their stuff is good, some of it actually useful, the exception management block combined with log4net as a publisher is fantastic, but now it's a little redundant at least for ASP.NET with the 2.0 health monitoring API. I'm very happy they're so agile and decubified, it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling in much the same way as when they take zoo animals out of concrete cages and set them free in the wild.

      Anyhow I think I've made your point... Just what the hell was yours?

    15. Re:I like open plan by Tim+Browse · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The best environment I've ever worked in was an office that was an old country house, and most offices had 2 people in them. A few had 3 people. It's probably still the most productive environment.

      However, one of the reasons was that there was a communal kitchen (well, when I say kitchen, it was a sink/drink making facilities at the end of the corridor), and people used to go there for tea/coffee breaks at 11am and 3pm. And when I say those times, I mean we would do it religiously. There was no official time or anything, it just seemed to be a subconscious consensus (it sometimes reminded me of synchronisation of menstruation via pheromones, but only superficially :-)).

      The important thing was, those coffee breaks would often last 30-40 minutes. To a manager, that seems like an awful lot of wasted time - 15 coders standing around chatting for an hour a day. But the important point was that was where/how we socialised, and how a lot of problems were solved. It probably saved a lot of time, because you had 15 smart people standing around hearing (mostly) about what everyone was working on that day, and the problems that had come up. Everyone knew what was going on in all the other sections of the project they were working on, and how things were going.

      Interestingly, when a kitchen was opened upstairs (we were on two floors) the staff then split into two kitchen groups. The managers were upstairs (along with some of the coders), and the downstairs guys often complained that they were out of the loop, and didn't get to hear about everything they should have. So it's a tricky balance, but like I say, I've never been so productive. Other aspects of the company were less than ideal, but the physical working environment was pretty good.

      I still can't believe I only drank 2 cups of tea a day while working there...that can't be right.

    16. Re:I like open plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I don't see your point.

      You made an anti-MS joke on a Linux news site and messageboard and - SHOCK - you got surprised when someone took you seriously.

    17. Re:I like open plan by bogado · · Score: 3, Funny

      plus "escape pods" where people can go be alone with their projectWe have escape pods too. They are called "toilets".What kind of shitty project are you working on?

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    18. Re:I like open plan by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      My point was that Vista had nothing to do with this. The methods are being used only in the Patterns & Practices group, as such your comment that Vista was delayed because of these methods was not only off base, but just didn't apply.

    19. Re:I like open plan by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I think they can be nice, but heck, I worked for two companies that sold cubicles. I think the problem is the specification. The walls can be pretty tall (nearly 7ft) and can be made with sound-absorbing materials. You can even get doors for them and close them in.

    20. Re:I like open plan by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      The problem is that both "noisy" and "sociable" are DOWNSIDES. Work isn't about socialising and most jobs don't need constant contact with your team.

      Put 3 programmers in a room together, and you will get 1/3 the total amount of code out of them, although the code will be slightly better because it will get discussed more. But not enough to make it really good, because without some more structured approach programmers will talk about the parts they enjoy or find frustrating, rather than the important parts.

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    21. Re:I like open plan by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      "getting feedback or sharing ideas" which is very much desirable

      Whilst simultaneously distracting every other member of the team. In an open plan office, every discussion is a meeting for the whole team. Would you CHOOSE to call a meeting of the whole team every time you wanted to discuss a small point with one colleague?

      In theory, people can block out distractions. But in reality, most people will be at least partly distracted and kept at a low level of focus by conversations going on around them - especially conversations they are likely to find interesting

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    22. Re:I like open plan by Bwian_of_Nazareth · · Score: 1
      In an open plan office, every discussion is a meeting for the whole team.

      No, this is not true. You are obviously correct that any background activity is a distraction, but you are trying to make absolute statement about something, that is not so clear-cut. Sure, arguing with someone about design specs would probably be too disturbing, that is why these things are to be done in a meeting room. There are meeting rooms even in open-plan spaces, did you know that? Open space is not a replacement for meetings, it is a complement.
      I have seen both approaches and I just like the open space better. Places with a lot of offices are creepy and "sleepy".

    23. Re:I like open plan by grommit · · Score: 1

      You're well on your way to getting on the fast track to upper management mister!

    24. Re:I like open plan by sauge · · Score: 1

      Oh that would be wonderful - if I could actually watch it on my non-microsoft computer.

    25. Re:I like open plan by quixote9 · · Score: 1

      The solution, as always!, seems to be to give people choices. People need different things at different times, so make it all available. (Except I didn't see telecommuting as one of the choices, but no doubt that'll come.) Sounds good to me. Now I just have to get my head around the fact that Microsoft actually had a good idea. ?? Nah. They must have stolen it from somebody, right?

    26. Re:I like open plan by epee1221 · · Score: 1

      It works fine on my G4.

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    27. Re:I like open plan by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Programming is an example of a task that requires concentration. You have to simultaneously think about a list of things while writing in a language where the exact placement of commas, semicolons and parentheses can be critical. Any distraction at all kills the task you're working on, and forces you to start over when the distraction finally goes away. So it's not surprising that programmers might want and need solitude.

      Add that to the fact that when they need to communicate with a human, the communication usually can't be handled verbally, because spoken languages don't contain the detail and precision needed. So verbal interchanges are mostly just social bonding, and the real communication takes place via email and comments in the code.

      All this is why successful software projects tend to be done by distributed teams that rarely meet face to face.

      Of course, this only applies to projects where success is measured by correctly-working code. If success is defined as a pretty UI or flashy stuff that helps make sales but doesn't need to give "correct" output, then it helps if people are working together in the same room.

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    28. Re:I like open plan by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I worked in an enviroment very similiar to this in the late 90's, and it worked very well.
      Basically, all the developers would work in an 'open plan' typw design for 4 hours. During which they would only work on the project, no interuptions.
      That was sitting down and designing or coding.
      The rest of the day was normal office work and other tasks. Mostly maintain released software.

      Man, we wrote one piece of kick ass software in great time. Final releasa had no reported bugs for at least 6 months.

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    29. Re:I like open plan by 1310nm · · Score: 1

      An escape pod? Where are the Segways and trampolines? They keep any GI Joes in there?

    30. Re:I like open plan by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I prefer the cubicle too, given that eople nearby are polite. By this I mean they're not screaming into phones, they use headphones with music, they don't just shout stuff out randomly all the time. (From my experience, people in open plan offices are almost always very quiet and polite.) And really, people being assholes is pretty much the only complaint the "everyone needs an office" crowd is really arguing about.

      The main advantage to me is that it helps me stay focused on my work. If I don't have the possibility of people looking at my screen, I tend to waste time on web surfing or other non-work activities.

    31. Re:I like open plan by sohp · · Score: 1

      That's definitely the way I'd go, and Microsoft isn't innovating in this field, either. Pods, otherwise known as office cluster spaces, have been explored many times. I've done cubicles, bullpens, and even had my own office (not in a while) but the closest I've seen to pods was an arrangement of individual offices around a large common space. We didn't take advantage of the common space and the offices were too disconnected for adequate spontaneous collaboration, though.

    32. Re:I like open plan by kabz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm just a cube drone in a big 200 people cube farm now, but about 18 years ago I worked there too, after I graduated in 1988, and at that point we were mainly one to an office as I remember. I had a big office upstairs with the purple chaise longue where I could take a nap in the afternoon. Chris and our state of the art Dell 286 worked on hardware and board layout along the corridor, and Martin(?) was in an adjacent office. Dave and Mark had offices in the other direction towards the tennis courts. James and Neville were downstairs, with the secretaries being posted along the entrance hall. My wife and I still refer to my 'home office' as 'The Batcave'. Good times, good times.

      Back on-topic, I've worked in open plan areas and a true open plan area populated with only your project team is a pretty good setup. Sadly the company I currently work for just resized the group of 4 cubes into group of six cubes (two long areas with 100 people each side), but with judicious positioning, it's possible to manipulate your nest into something workable. On the whole I work from home or in the giant empty 'overflow room', or off-site at a clients whenever I can swing it. Of course, 'managers' have windowed and doored offices around the edges, from which they can swoop down and annoy you whenever you approach getting into 'flow'. In fact I mainly do 'admin' during working hours, and all my real programming gets done at the kitchen table on weekends, or when working from home.

      One day we'll look back on cubicles as a really 'bad idea'.

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    33. Re:I like open plan by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      So what is the point of open plan then, if you can't have meetings in it? Cost saving?

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    34. Re:I like open plan by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > Final releasa had no reported bugs for at least 6 months.

      Jar-Jar, is that you?

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    35. Re:I like open plan by Bwian_of_Nazareth · · Score: 1

      Well, meeting is a bit strong a word for a quick one question/one answer dialog, isn't it? There a lot of communication that is not a meeting. It is also about seeing other people, knowing when they are available, etc.

      In one of the companies whom I contracted for they even had "open door" policy for most of the offices (which had glass walls anyway) to encourage people to enter and speak to the managers (some of them did have an office). Walls and closed doors are a huge barrier to communication.

      In open space, it is very important that people are tolerant and respect the need of others to concentrate. If the culture is right (and it was everywhere I worked) and people respect each other, open-space does indeed work.

      Cost saving is not an issue. A company where I worked had close to 1000 people in the facility and paid several million EUR each month in salaries. You think cost of walls matters? No, it does not.

    36. Re:I like open plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if it's a single question and answer, they're going to spend the next half hour trying to recover what they had been thinking about. Calling it a "meeting" is just acknowledging the true cost of the failure in planning (why can't you do something else until you get an answer via email? why didn't anyone realize until just now that you'd need the information?)

  6. cubicles are all bad by jdblair · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've worked in closed offices and in cubicles, and they each have their plusses and minuses. The best thing about cubicles is that you overhear some of the conversations that other members of your team are having. This can be really helpful for a small team working on a complex project, as I sometimes overhear something I should know about, or something I can give useful input into. In other words, working in cubicles can be really good for team dynamics.

    On the other hand, the worst part about working in cubicles is the same thing-- your neighbor's loud conversation can be annoying and disturb your concentration. The lack of privacy can be annoying.

    On balance, if I like the team I'm working with, I prefer working in the cube farm.

    1. Re:cubicles are all bad by mwanaheri · · Score: 4, Interesting

      On balance, if I like the team I'm working with, I prefer working in the cube farm.According to my personal experience, the most efficient team-size is up to five. If you group your teams in offices, there is no need for cubes. Big pro of non-cube: you see where the noise comes from. I find that less disturbing/hate producing. Having your teams in offices, a good placement of coffemaker and xerox machine makes inter-team communication easier. Corridor-drums are very efficient.

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    2. Re:cubicles are all bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      On the other hand, the worst part about working in cubicles is the same thing-- your neighbor's loud conversation can be annoying and disturb your concentration. The lack of privacy can be annoying.

      That alone defeats any possible benefit of having cubes. Right now, my cube is surrounded by the most annoying people I've ever met.

      One lady can't shut the fuck up, and freaks out about EVERYTHING. Her coffee's getting cold? It's the end of the fucking world! Better tell the person on the phone, or the person in the other cube, or the guy walking by.

      Then there's the guy who has some kind of sinus problem. Enough said.

      And the third person has some disorder where he can't tell the difference between his and other people's business. He feels it's his duty to look over people's shoulder and see what they're doing every time he walks by. Often making comments or asking questions. And god forbid you have a conversation without him. This dim-witted moron forcefully inserts himself into ANY and all conversations within earshot. He has no idea what the conversation is about, but that never stops him from trying to find out. Fucking idiot.

      It'd almost be funny if it weren't driving me crazy 5 days a week.

    3. Re:cubicles are all bad by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Then there's the guy who has some kind of sinus problem. Enough said.

      This is the worst. We used to have a guy who'd retreat to the bathroom (nearby, but you could hear him clearly, to give you an idea how loud he was) - at least every twenty minutes to have coughing and hacking fits that would make you think Menthol T. Moose from The Simpsons merely had a tickle at the back of his throat.

      A little "culturally insensitive", sure, but the running joke was that we were waiting for the day when he came in and announced he'd finally been diagnosed with tuberculosis.

    4. Re:cubicles are all bad by shmlco · · Score: 1

      "...your neighbor's loud conversation can be annoying and disturb your concentration..."

      Most of the developers in the last company I worked at all wore headphones and listened to music anyway. In fact about a quarter of them had the Bose noise-cancelling model

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    5. Re:cubicles are all bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You don't by any chance live in America, do you? Heh

    6. Re:cubicles are all bad by flurdy · · Score: 1

      > your neighbor's loud conversation can be annoying and disturb your concentration. The lack of privacy can be annoying.

      Use headphone and have your back to the wall.

      Always a requirement of mine. Then I can control when I want to interact with others conversations.

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    7. Re:cubicles are all bad by slack_prad · · Score: 1

      Move to a different cubicle

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    8. Re:cubicles are all bad by NereusRen · · Score: 1

      Have you done any of the following?
      - Mention to them that their behavior makes it harder for you to do your work (aside from the sinus guy who may not be able to help it). It can be difficult to have this conversation in a respectful way, especially if you've been letting it build up prior to this, but I'm sure you're a smart guy and can come up with something.
      - Talk to your manager about moving cubes. Even if the people around you don't care about your work getting done, your boss probably does, and is in a better position to do something about it for you.
      - Look for a better job. Ultimately, you shouldn't spend 50% of your waking hours being annoyed. Maybe there are other aspects to your job that make you look forward to going in every day, but if my boss and coworkers didn't respect or care about my work, I'd be looking elsewhere.

      Your rant makes for some decent entertainment fodder for the rest of us random Slashdotters, and maybe that's all you intended... but don't expect me to have much sympathy if you aren't working to change the things you're complaining about.

    9. Re:cubicles are all bad by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Yes, but that has nothing to do with cubicles! That has to do with rude co-workers. Believe me, they could be equally rude in an office environment.

      I think most people who complain about cubicles are actually complaining about rude co-workers. Personally, I like cubicles, but that's because I work with polite people.

    10. Re:cubicles are all bad by kabz · · Score: 1

      "I'm sorry, you can only move to a diagonal cubicle."

      (c) Scott Adams

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    11. Re:cubicles are all bad by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

      Close.... studies have been done, even some by NASA, and the best small "teams" are composed of 7 individuals. Even the Boy Scouts follow this in the way they structure their organization.

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  7. get a good study published by bunions · · Score: 5, Insightful

    prefereably in a mainstream publication showing that, in fact, private offices and Aeron chairs are in fact cost-efective. If you can show this to management, you oughta be good to go. Showing them an article by Joel and saying "but ... but ... my concentration!" probably isn't gonna do it.

    I'm still dubious. I mean, yeah, sure, I'd much rather have a nice quiet office, an aeron and the fastest desktop available connected to dual 21" monitors. Who wouldn't? But does anyone actually have some sort of operational study showing that it does, in fact, increase productivity [i]that[/i] much? Joel makes a good case, but most of it is simply appeals to our programmer instincts, and has little to do with fact.

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    1. Re:get a good study published by Mike1024 · · Score: 1

      How about CNN?

      It more concludes that working from home is the answer (Justifiably IMHO - otherwise you end up with tiny, windowless offices or much increased building costs).

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    2. Re:get a good study published by UlfJack · · Score: 1

      Yes. I remember reading about a study by IBM (?) that it made a surprisingly large difference. I can't find the study itself right now though, but I read it in this book:

      http://www.amazon.com/Peopleware-Productive-Projec ts-Teams-Ed/dp/0932633439

    3. Re:get a good study published by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much does productivity need to be increased? Looking at the dual flatscreen monitors, they can probably be had for ~$1000 for the pair. Lets assume that they last 3 years (one would hope that they last longer) and that I'm do work chargable $100000 per year. So, distributing the cost over the chargable work of 3 years we get that the productivity must increase by 0.33 percent.

      Turning it around, lets instead assume that a better work environment (desk, chair, computer etc) can increase productivity by 2%, then the cost this is worth would be $6000 over 3 years. This is of cource assuming that the extra productivity would actually generate more income without increasing other costs.

    4. Re:get a good study published by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      I can't point at any studies, but my personal experience is that when I was working in a noisy office environment, my concentration and productivity did suffer. I know this absolutely, as I got far more work done (and of better quality) on those occasions when I was in over the weekend or on a public holiday. Now, some of that will be due to the focussing effect of working on my own time, it's true, but by no means all of it.

      Fortunately, we've since moved offices and I'm lucky enough to be currently sat in quite a good spot, noise-wise. I'm definitely more productive here than I have been even in other areas of the same office, let alone in the previous, "everyone in a single area" completely open plan one.

    5. Re:get a good study published by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is that many big corps will spend a lot of money to swith to Vista+Office2007 in the name of productivity but cannot afford at least decent chairs for the people spending 8+ hours a day on them.

    6. Re:get a good study published by geekoid · · Score: 1

      But if Joel had to point to fct supporting is statments, people might relize he's not really a genius, and really is just marketing an opinion.

      I will stand before I sit in an Aeron chair. I will never understanf their appeal as a sitting device.

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    7. Re:get a good study published by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Most people wouldn't know a good chair if they were hit over the head with it, unfortunately. Part of the problem, I think, is the "furniture police" who insist that every cube/office/etc have the same furniture and get in a snit if anything is different than what they said it should be (which is largely influenced by the fact that they made a deal with company $X to supply all of the furniture).

      I've had to use some uncomfortable chairs before because of that sort of thing. The amusing thing is that I have a nice, comfortable office chair at home that didn't cost me an arm and a leg. It's a pretty well padded leather mid backed office chair that I paid all of $50 for and it's been worth every penny.

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    8. Re:get a good study published by kabz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You put your finger on it in the last sentence.

      If your time is chargeable, at say $150 /hour, and you are working on a time and materials project, why would your company *want* to make you any more efficient?

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    9. Re:get a good study published by bunions · · Score: 1

      that's not a study. It's some expert opinion and a few anecdotes. I'm not disagreeing, I'm a huge proponent of telecommuting, but that article lacks some hard numbers.

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    10. Re:get a good study published by bunions · · Score: 1

      The expensive stuff is the private office. Dual monitors are actually a pretty soft sell. Chairs are pretty easy, because you just wave back pain and ergonomic studies around, and no company wants to be exposed to the liability of a disability claim. But office space is an expensive, recurring cost.

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  8. Productivity? by ThreeGigs · · Score: 1

    Private offices, or internet access.... pick one. I'd say it's harder to goof off in a cubicle.
    Or, at $10-$15 per square, is it worth a pay cut for an office, or commute to the burbs?

    1. Re:Productivity? by frosty_tsm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Perhaps, but that's the mentality of the management.

      - Should an employee take a pay cut for something that makes them more productive?
      - Does a little goofing off really damage overall productivity?

      I say a happy, motivated employee who can concentrate when he wants to get stuff done is going to be far more valuable.

    2. Re:Productivity? by Znork · · Score: 1

      "I'd say it's harder to goof off in a cubicle."

      It's harder to goof off alone in a cubicle. Cubicle goofing off tends to be done in crowds.

    3. Re:Productivity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, wait, lemme get this straight -- you're posting on Slashdot and you've never heard of the Internet? ... Damn, dude...

    4. Re:Productivity? by drsquare · · Score: 1
      - Should an employee take a pay cut for something that makes them more productive?


      That depends on whether the increased productivity is worth more than the cost of renting and furnishing enough space to put everyone in an office. Bear in mind that a facility with hundreds of private offices will cost a lot more to rent than a plain open space.

      Then compare the increased productivity to the reduced productivity of spending five hours a day reading Slashdot because there's a sense of privacy.

      At the end of the day, the sort of people who whine that working in a cube hurts their productivity will only find something else to whine about when they get their office. I.e. the view's not interesting enough, it's too cold/warm/dry/humid, there's not enough/too much sunlight, not enough power outlets/they're in the wrong place, it's too far from the toilets etc.
    5. Re:Productivity? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      One of my old cow-orkers was notorious for talking endlessly about things, especially his daughters. One of my other cow-orkers admitted that if he had a couple of hours to kill, he'd go to V's cube and say "Hey, V, how are your daughters doing".

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  9. In the UK... by linuxci · · Score: 4, Informative

    In the UK open plan offices are very common but cubes are virtually unheard of. I've heard very few complaints about open plan offices in the UK, as long as there's a decent amount of space between people then it's fine and can create a good atmosphere, too crowded and then it can be a pain.

    However, people who are used to their own private office will find the extra noise disturbing and there's a problem where you can't just close a door when you don't want disturbed.

    Where I work the next two levels of management are also in the open plan office. Not sure about the people above them, they're on a different floor and I've never needed to visit them.

    1. Re:In the UK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I have worked in open plan, we always had meeting rooms (and even special "unbookable" privacy rooms) so that if you want to close the door, you just go into one. People using their phone are encouraged to go there in any case (we didn't have desk phones, so everybody could just walk off if they wanted to).

      Without that it is just crazy.

    2. Re:In the UK... by IainMH · · Score: 1

      Open plan is a nightmare unless everyone wants to work in library conditions. I work in London and I've been in offices where operations staff or sales people are barking at each other or down a phone. It_becomes_impossible to code well. And what is really annoying is that when you mention this to anyone who could do anything about it, they just roll their eyes in a way that says "well it's good enough for everyone else..."

      This is why I have a pair of Bose noise cancelling headphones in my laptop case at all times. Luckily I get to work from home too where I can control the environment.

    3. Re:In the UK... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      It really depends very much on how the seating plan is set out. I've worked in a couple of open plan offices. One was an absolute nightmare - it was far too loud, and very difficult to concentrate properly in. I got far more work done out of hours than in, and was irritated and frustrated for much of the working day.

      My current one is much, much better. I'm sat in a relatively small area, with just programmers, testers and a couple of project managers. No sales guys and account managers barking down the phone, no sysadmins yelling at each other, etc. I'm still not distraction-free, and still not as productive as I could be, but the irritation and stress levels are way down.

    4. Re:In the UK... by sc0p3 · · Score: 1

      "but cubes are virtually unheard of"
      Isn't the UK cube your "House" :P
      cram 15 million people in a london and its called your "house"

  10. One example of such a mentality... by NerveGas · · Score: 5, Interesting


          Our company moved into a relatively nice office building, paying quite a bit of rent, just because the president of the company thought that it gave us more credibility - even though we rarely have ANYONE from the industry come to our offices.

          One day, I took the VP aside and gave him some numbers - I showed him that if we were able to telecommute, we could run a t1 to every employee's home, and still come out a few thousand cheaper each month than rent. Because the VP once new someone who slacked off when telecommuting, he completely rejected the idea. Ah, well.

          Even though we're officially a non-telecommuting office, that doesn't mean that it doesn't happen. When I really don't feel like going in to the office, I call and tell them that I can either work from home that day, or just take the day off. I usually get to work from home.

    steve

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    1. Re:One example of such a mentality... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Don't underestimate the importance of a nice office. Potential customers base their impressions on your office space. If you look like you have an efficient, clean, professional space then you are more likely to land that client. If all your people are working from home and you have to meet the client at the starbucks they are not going to give you their business.

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    2. Re:One example of such a mentality... by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      I used to have a boss that didn't believe in telecommuting, even though we had a mainframe guy who'd come to the office to dial into the customer's mainframe (and he had a isdn line at home so he could do it from there just the same).

      Oh yes, every friday, guess who worked from home..... (no, not the MF chap).

      Insecure bosses are all over, the ones who believe that you're working when you're sitting at your computer typing (like I am now :) ) and if you're sitting back thinking, then you're slacking. The ones who believe time in office = work. Idiots who couldn't actually manage effectively.

      Things are better now at my current place :-)

    3. Re:One example of such a mentality... by imperator_mundi · · Score: 1

      Putting people working together under the same roof is not just a matter of reducing the cost of working space by economies of scale. Telecommuiting is a great way to increase flexibility and optimize the working time. E.g. Before commuting to work you can check and answer emails from your veranda over a coffee (while waiting for the gridlocks to dissolve). But communication and social interactions still have some role to play in the working life of humans.

    4. Re:One example of such a mentality... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the VP once new someone who slacked off when telecommuting, he completely rejected the idea.

      Oh, grow up. The VP has direct evidence that telecommuting can fail spectacularly and cost more than it would if he could keep an eye on people. What evidence to the contrary did you show him? I suspect the answer is, none whatsoever. Because geeks think "logic" should persuade people while businessmen rely on "facts". Facts does not mean "some numbers that show T1s are cheap" it means having a holistic view of the consequences. If you fail to show that to your VP, it is you who have failed, not he.

      Of course you can't do that because the idea does not stand up to scrutiny. For instance, the immense bandwidth issues that arise. Email, IM and phone do not cut it when you're demonstrating a weird bug on a specific platform or trying to hammer out a workable interface spec. There are enough times you need to be in an office to make telecommuting a marginal option at best.

      You don't say what your company does though. If you are 100 programmers working on 100 web sites with no interaction between you at all, telecommuting could work. (As long as none of them slack off.) Most programming organizations do not work like that, however.

    5. Re:One example of such a mentality... by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      Potential customers base their impressions on your office space.

      And to see if there are people in your office. At the crazy part of the dotcom boom, some VCs developed a habit of always visiting the offices of companies they were considering, just to make sure they actually had employees.

      Of course, this resulted in some companies hiring people to sit at desks for the days the VCs visited.

      What a great time that was.

    6. Re:One example of such a mentality... by sasdrtx · · Score: 1

      That's a sign you should be looking for a better job. If your VP can't tell the difference between an IT professional and a janitor, you really don't want to work for him.

      otoh, most VPs and managers of my experience think the same way. Ergo, I'm usually looking for a better job.

      btw, the urge to universally ban something because *somebody* *might* abuse it is the root of at least a hell of a lot of evil. Of course, that's usually just a hypocritical rationalization for the urge to control everyone.

      Here's my plan (once I'm the BMFIC): Eliminate 90% of the HR staff. Well, actually 100%, and replace with a few insurance and real estate agents. Double everyone's salary, and make them personally responsible for taking care of all their business equipment, space, benefits, etc. You want a 500 sq. ft. corner office, 2 30" widescreen LCD panels, 3 PCs running Linux, a fridge, a personal coffee pot? All yours... it's your money. You want to work at home, the park, the coffee shop, or your favorite bordello? All good. Only thing that matters is results.

      Two restrictions to start with: Don't disturb other employees unnecessarily, and don't embarrass the company.

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    7. Re:One example of such a mentality... by gsslay · · Score: 2, Funny
      If only VP's were able to see the undeniable logic here! It's like they don't understand anything about management!

      I once showed my boss that if everyone was given a month's worth of postage stamps we could work from home for a ridiculously cheap amount compared to renting office space. Envelopes through the mail works out even cheaper than telecommuting!

      Amazingly he didn't think that it would help his company and rejected it. Something daft worries about "no cohesion", "total lack of communication" and "impossible to supervise". Maybe your VP has the same lack of vision.

    8. Re:One example of such a mentality... by Malc · · Score: 1

      I've been telecommuting since 1999. It's not easy (both professional & personally), and at times it can be a hindrance. One misses out on an awful lot of stuff. I didn't visit the office for five years due to problems with the arseholes on the US border. When I finally started travelling to the US again (switched from being a contractor to working out of the new local office) to visit the office I discovered just how much more productive I can be when I meet people face-to-face. I work directly with five people in our Chinese office too (12-13 hour time difference, grr) - sitting down in the same office for five daye=s with them accomplishes more than we can in two months. I've been away from home for 18 weeks this year (although that includes 5 weeks in Germany for the World Cup). Next year is shaping up to be just as bad with 5 weeks of travel to other offices planned for Jan & Feb.

      Telecommuting works in some situations, but even then, not all of the time. You have to get people sitting down together. It takes a lot of effort and time for a team to be effective when they're all remote. It seems that people who have never worked remotely -- especially less experienced/junior people -- appreciate this. The long periods of uninterrupted concentration get some things done very effectively. But so many other important things can slip by and cause lots of problems along the way. Also, having remote workers doesn't mean that you can reduce space and infrastructure in the office on a 1:1 basis - you need to be handle them when they come to the office at the same time to work together.

      BTW, why would you want T1's at home? They're kinda slow aren't they? Perhaps good for uploading - most DSL (around here) is half the speed upstream. For a fraction of the price, downstream has 3x the throughput. I pay CAD$35/month for a 5Mbs/800Kbs connection with static IP - why would I want a T1?

    9. Re:One example of such a mentality... by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of talk about people being in the same room... but in my office, 99% of the inter-cubicle communication is done via Instant Messenger. Even when the cubicles are adjacent, and they could just "prairie dog" it.

      As for the t1/dsl/cable debate, there are merits to both sides - but this was years ago, when neither cable nor DSL were available to relatively large parts of the city.

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  11. Telecommuting by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Beats everything! Just like offshoring, except no damn foreigners!

    Lots of selling points: No office space costs. Employees pay for own coffee. Envionmentally friendly. It is the new wave.

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    1. Re:Telecommuting by Martix · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I was working for a place were i could do 80% of the work at home.

      But the people I was working for did not like the idea.

      The only time i did work at home is during a bad snow storm were it was not safe to drive the 150 Km to work.

      THe job was building control panels and pc boards as well as PLC programing.

      With that job I just needed to be in the office/work space for install and final testing so it could be shiped out and pick up the next pile of parts ect.

      I could build the units faster at home with less distractions The dreaded phone ect.

      Saveings for the company one less workspace/office needed

      In the end the company when belly up because of cost over runs office space ect.

      I for one don't miss the 2 hour average drive to work and back home.

      Now I work nearby travel 10 minutes to work and do some part time repair work at home for a sound and lighting company.

      Making more money because im not burning up 160 dollars in gas a week and the car will last longer.
      As well as enjoying more home time with my family.

      I also do a part time bussness at home now restoring old records and 78 ect as well.( got more time because of less travel)

      If more people would and could telecommut it would do a lot for the planet.
      and the quailty of life.

      But some have the old school mentalaty if not in the office not working but if you got someting to show at the end of the week. EI control panels to install or paperwork done and brought in so you can pick up the next batch/work list.

    2. Re:Telecommuting by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 1

      You should really check out English Syntax 2.0. I hear they've finally increased the Max_Sentences_Per_Paragraph limit from 2 to 256.

      -Grey

    3. Re:Telecommuting by rossifer · · Score: 1
      I was working for a place were i could do 80% of the work at home. But the people I was working for did not like the idea.
      Well, if you were the only person doing this work, then you were probably correct, and they didn't trust you (which is a common management failure). However, I suspect that you were on a team of people doing this work, and you are dramatically overestimating how effectively you can communicate via phone.

      Savings for the company: one less workspace/office needed. In the end, the company went belly up because of cost overruns (office space, etc.). [Edited for sanity]
      While office space certainly is part of a company's costs, the employee sitting in an office usually costs anywhere from twenty to a hundred times (or more) as much as the office. The office they might have "saved" with you at home wouldn't have "saved" the company anything. There are two much more likely reasons for the failure: (1) the company's products didn't meet a customer need and didn't sell and (2) they hired employees in anticipation of need and had too many employees for their actual budget.

      I for one don't miss the 2 hour average drive to work and back home. Now I work nearby travel 10 minutes to work and do some part time repair work at home for a sound and lighting company. Making more money because im not burning up 160 dollars in gas a week and the car will last longer.
      Um, yeah. I think you were rather dumb to have accepted a job that you have to drive two hours to get to. I would think, that with gas prices as high as they are near you, that distance would have been a major factor in accepting the job. In your defense, there are a huge number of people like that around me in Southern California. However, I think they're pretty dumb too.

      When I looked at places to live during my last move, I considered the number of nearby potential employers (even though I was moving to accept a job). During my last job search, I didn't consider employers where I had to commute more than 30 minutes, and: there were plenty of employers within that radius, so there wasn't any reason to do so.

      Regards,
      Ross
  12. Office by slidersv · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If top management believes it's the best choice, no staff would convince them otherwise. The only way i see it is form some kind of petition BEFORE your company is moving to new offices or before reconstruction.
    I'm not sure how the petition would work when everything is already in place.

    Few complaints here and there isn't going to deter top management's belief.

    Fortunately my company has open-space for some and offices for others, so all I had to do is get promoted. Some companies do not offer offices for nobody but the top-management. Then if it bothers you that much, you could either rise through ranks to board member, or join another company.

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  13. One argument *for* cubicles by NerveGas · · Score: 5, Funny


        Years ago, our company had an office that was fairly low-rent, and didn't have cubicles. We just set up some desks around the edges of the office space, and some in the middle. One of the coders, in particular, had his desk facing the wall, and everyone in the room could see what was on him monitor.

        This same coder had his email client set to automatically open new messages. Yes, you can guess what it coming - one day, right after he left for lunch, he received some porn spam. Not just any porn spam, but some pretty far-out stuff, the kind that even most people who like porn wouldn't go for. The next person to walk past his desk was the VP of the company...

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    1. Re:One argument *for* cubicles by BJH · · Score: 3, Funny

      So he explained this to the VP and the VP went and reamed out the system administrators who'd been slacking off on their maintenance of the spam filters, right?

      Right?

    2. Re:One argument *for* cubicles by quigonn · · Score: 1

      That's why lock your computer when you leave. On Windows, Windows-Key-L does this, and on Linux, most of the widely-used desktop environments have an equivalent functionality built-in.

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    3. Re:One argument *for* cubicles by lindseyp · · Score: 1

      Better still, that's why you don't set your mail client to open mail automatically. OR display images by default.

      When was this, 1994?

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    4. Re:One argument *for* cubicles by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Better still, that's why you don't set your mail client to open mail automatically. OR display images by default.

      Eggggsactly. There are soooo many thinks that can go wrong if you set your e-mail (or just about anything else) to auto-open...

      The most benign is some window popping up right in front of the emacs where you are doing other work in, swallowing half of the sentence you were typing, and disrupting your concentration.

      And the worst is to receive a very embarrassing mail right while you are doing a demo of some stuff on your computer to your manager.

      At least, in the porn case, the victim could make the case that it was just spam, and not something which he requested deliberately.

    5. Re:One argument *for* cubicles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I used to work we would do the desktop sharing thing with clients / potential clients when needed to show them how to do stuff with our products.

      One pushy, big fish customer was implementing our stuff as part of an evaluation. We wanted them to buy but apparently they weren't that interested and insisted on us proving our technology before they'd consider it. As I recall we were considering walking away from the whole deal since they were pushing us around about price.

      I was the engineer assisting one of them remotely through desktop sharing in getting the nifty windows client setup for them. Basically, they'd just click around and do stuff, we could see and talk to them to tell them what to do.

      This guy had outlook setup to popup a dialog when he received an email asking if he'd like it to be opened.

      So during some console window stuff this message box popped up and he must of been about to press space or enter because an email popped up right after it. I managed to read the subject line, process it, and press printscreen before the dude closed the email.

      After the session I looked at the screeny... from the department head the email was basically seeking feedback on a proposed contract. It also indicated that they were only doing the 'evaluation' to get the system online as quickly and cheaply as possible. They had a deadline on feedback of like a week because they we worried some other project wouldn't go online without our stuff up and running.

      For a moment I wondered if i had some kind of engineers ethics thing preventing me from tell our sale manager.. ..but it turned out i didn't.

      We did nothing for a week other than made sure it was all working...

      We did nothing for the month or so they gave us to consider their proposal other than told them we were considering it.

      Then out of the blue, we quoted them full list price. There was some fall out at both ends over this, but along the way some big boss of that company found out, and was pissed enough at his employees to just pay us the list price.

    6. Re:One argument *for* cubicles by ghyd · · Score: 1

      "people who like porn" I thought that it was an oxymoron, but after a quick check this is a pleonasm.

    7. Re:One argument *for* cubicles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "people who like porn" I thought that it was an oxymoron, but after a quick check this is a pleonasm.

      No. That is a pleorgasm.

  14. It's not the shape by residents_parking · · Score: 1

    I don't think the shape or layout is that important, it's how much you're allowed to personalise your space that's the issue. I worked in one company where they made too many rules about what you couldn't have in/on your desk - food, coffee, for instance. Even books were supposed to be kept in the library (!) That's terribly de-humanising. I didn't stay long. Now, I work 2 days at home in a good-sized room with a nice sound system and all I need for software development. The other 3 days I work in a small open plan office, just 4 of us, and I concentrate on hardware. There are pros and cons to both. At home no-one nicks my tools and I can really use my imagination when "dressing down", but work is a friendlier place to spend a coffee break, and the collaborative process is invaluable.

    1. Re:It's not the shape by lindseyp · · Score: 1
      At home no-one nicks my tools and I can really use my imagination when "dressing down",

      eugh. I'd rather you didn't make me use *my* imagination thanks!

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    2. Re:It's not the shape by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Webcam!

  15. Private Offices and Open Plan Offices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Private Offices Used for..

    1) Showing higher status
    2) Shagging the Intern/Teenage Junior
    3) Surfing on the internet without being spotted by other employees
    4) Playing music in
    5) Watching TV in
    6) Sleeping in

    Open Plan Offices

    1) being forced to do what you are paid to do as long as someone else is bothered to monitor your activity
    2) Daydreaming about Orgies involving all the teenage interns and juniors until interupted by supervisor for not looking like focused on work
    3) Chair Races when supervisor in toilet
    4) Smelling other people's farts
    5) Organising fag breaks
    6) Discussing last night's TV, night out or spousal problems.

    1. Re:Private Offices and Open Plan Offices by clickclickdrone · · Score: 4, Funny

      >5) Organising fag breaks
      You've just worried a lot of Americans.

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    2. Re:Private Offices and Open Plan Offices by ergowa · · Score: 1

      Heh.

      It's true, though. The dotcom I worked for had a semi-open office plan (cubicle-type walls on wheels and clusters of desks). One person would get up to go for a smoking break and that would be the cue for everyone within sight range to take a break with them. If it weren't for the fact that we tended to talk work during smoke breaks, we would have lost quite a bit of productivity with the sudden mass exoduses.

    3. Re:Private Offices and Open Plan Offices by cerberusss · · Score: 1
      Private Offices Used for..
      2) Shagging the Intern/Teenage Junior
      Or shagging the wife.
      Here's a Dutch comic. Manager: "Sorry guys, I need the meeting room. My wife just temperatured herself and we must fuck now". Wife: "Hi..."
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  16. Some people just can't telecommute.. by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    They goof off all day. That said, some managers can't do basic time management of their employees. Consider, when was the last time your manager asked you "so, what are you working on at the moment?" If it's been a long time (or it has never happened), and you've actually been doing work lately then chances are you've got a good manager. The rest of us hear this often. I have friends who get asked to provide a weekly report on what they are working on. When they submit a report that says "didn't do much this week" their manager gets mad at them, "what havn't you been doing anything?" they ask. Unfortunately, many of my friends do not reply with "because you havn't assigned me any work bozo." and instead take it as a warning that they better make themselves look busy.

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    1. Re:Some people just can't telecommute.. by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      I get asked maybe once a month for a two minute update, other than that I'm left to my own devices, even though said devices are really "not doing much work at all" (and getting paid consulting rates at all).

      Best / worst bit? My boss remarked to division manager who stopped by that the presence of every daily newspaper in our little open plan area was for "when we were twiddling our thumbs looking for something to do", in all seriousness.

    2. Re:Some people just can't telecommute.. by wikinerd · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are undisciplined people who enjoy goofing all day. There people need to be pushed by a supervisor in order to finish their work, so they may see an office environment as supporting them to concentrate on work. Teleworking is for self-motivated people who really want to work. My problem is that management seems to think that everyone is undisciplined and lazy.

    3. Re:Some people just can't telecommute.. by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      nah, it's that they are undisciplined and lazy.. you said it yourself, they see the office environment as supporting people to concentrate on work, but you and I both know that you can goof off just as well in the office as you can at home (more so if you're the kind of person who has friends at work).

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  17. I gave them the finger ... by jkantola · · Score: 1


    some people, you just can't reason with.

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  18. A modest proposal to deal with open space offices by o'reor · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Whenever you're on a business trip abroad, buy small plush toys at the airport to make gifts for your co-workers.
    2. When you've done enough trips, everybody has at least one plus toy on its desk
    3. Twice a day (possibly more), when the project manager is out of the room, yell : "PLUUUUUUUUUUUUSH FIGHT !"
    4. Enjoy as the plush toys begin flying around.
    5. If this does not decide your manager to create smaller, separated offices, at least it's a good way to have fun. ;-)
    This is really what happened daily a few years ago when I was working with some 20 other co-workers in an open space lab. Oh, and the fact that most of us were under 30 *did* help us enjoy it ;-)
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  19. The bible of office productivity by neonux · · Score: 5, Informative

    Read Peopleware and offer it to your manager for Christmas, this book is the bible about productivity in IT.

    It is extensively implemented at Google (and Microsoft for instance) by letting each developer have his own desk - with the door shut - or have a small desk with 2 to 4 people inside, in order to improve focus as it is critical developers doesn't lose focus too often as it is very easy to do when you work in a open space.

    A typical developer needs 15 minutes to get into the "mental flow" of productive work, so even if he is disturbed for only 3 minutes, he will really lose about 15+3 minutes because of the delay of being in the right/productive "mental flow" again.

    Additionnaly this book is all about employee happiness == employee productivity.

    http://www.amazon.com/Peopleware-Productive-Projec ts-Teams-Ed/dp/0932633439
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    1. Re:The bible of office productivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2-4 people in a small desk? no thank you. My cubicle is small, but that would be worse.

    2. Re:The bible of office productivity by mangastudent · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I was going to mention Peopleware but neonux beat me to it. However, no matter how popular, well reasoned, etc. that book (and others) are, it's been out since 1987 and pretty much all of the industry ignores its messages on productivity.

      I think the only overall answer to this problem is a variant of Natural Selection. Companies like gasp Microsoft (despite all their internal/architectural/legacy problems), and I hear Google as well, manage to beat companies that don't "get it". And this is not just a component of why, but evidence of the understanding their management has about at least some of the things that are important.

    3. Re:The bible of office productivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is extensively implemented at Google (and Microsoft for instance) by letting each developer have his own desk - with the door shut - or have a small desk with 2 to 4 people inside, in order to improve focus as it is critical developers doesn't lose focus too often as it is very easy to do when you work in a open space.I'm not sure having people stuffed into desks is what he had in mind when he asked this question.

    4. Re:The bible of office productivity by killjoe · · Score: 1

      I think most people know the success of google and ms had nothing to do with offices and everything to do with luck plus having a few smart key people in the key positions.

      Right now MS could make all of it's employees stand knee deep in shit all day still make more money then god.

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    5. Re:The bible of office productivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent -1 (doesn't understand business, will never be rich)

    6. Re:The bible of office productivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is extensively implemented at Google (and Microsoft for instance) by letting each developer have his own desk - with the door shut - or have a small desk with 2 to 4 people inside, in order to improve focus as it is critical developers doesn't lose focus too often as it is very easy to do when you work in a open space.

      I call bullshit.

      I don't work at Google, but I've been there to visit (I know somebody there), and nobody has a private office. Most work in little rooms with the 4 or 6 people on that project. These rooms all have big windows into the hallways, so the noise is cut down, but visual distractions aren't. Some people are unlucky enough to work in hallways themselves.

      The only one-person rooms I saw at Google were the little phone booths for phone screens.

  20. Don't They Know I'm Trustworthy? by nick_davison · · Score: 3, Funny

    Some business owners and managers cannot understand the advantages of teleworking, different office layouts, or the morale benefits of private offices with Aeron chairs.

    Thank god someone dared to say this.

    I've been looking for an just such an environment: where I can stay home, doze in a really comfortable chair with no one around to catch me, completely refuse to interact with team members except via IMs and e-mails on my own passive aggressive schedule and justify my lack of productivity on my home ISP that's like totally unreliable so it's not my fault I wasn't even logged in all morning, let alone working. I'm never going to power level my Warcraft character if I have to keep alt-tabbing out whenever my boss walks by.

    Now when will managers get a clue and realize this kind of shining future would be awesome for my morale!?

  21. This is the business owner's mindset by Travoltus · · Score: 1

    "Why get rid of cubicles? It's worked so far and the programmers in India don't complain about it. If you don't like it then I can have 500 resumes for your replacement in an hour. Get back to work!"

    And thus, nothing changes.

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  22. A few ideas by delirium+of+disorder · · Score: 1

    Kill the executives and management and take their offices.

    Form a union and have a walk out and picket strike until you get what you want.

    Break into the building at night and start a sit down down strike.....in the nice offices.

    Blackmail and extortion against your bosses. (If you don't already have access to sensitive info, run a sniffer on the LAN for a few days, you should be able to pick up plenty of useful information)

    Quit that job and form an anarcho-syndicalist collective with better working conditions.

    Get a promotion?

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  23. The thinking behind the 'office plan' by plopez · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) People are commodities. When one quits we can just hire another one jus as good...
    2) Cost, cost is everything. we need to squeeze every penny we can from floor space.
    3) Everyone else does it so it must work.
    4) Offices are reserved for high skill positions, like management.

    There you have it, how they think.

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    1. Re:The thinking behind the 'office plan' by mgblst · · Score: 1

      1) People are commodities. When one quits we can just hire another one jus as good...
       
      A company can't become too relient on one person. An employee can leave anytime, of their own volition, so you need to ensure that no one person is irreplaceable. How could it be any different?

      2) Cost, cost is everything. we need to squeeze every penny we can from floor space.

      Office operating costs re not negligible for most businesses. They need to considered, especially if you are located in a city, and funnily enough, this is were most people want to work.

      3) Everyone else does it so it must work.

      Most companies really are in the business of making a profit, not experimenting with different office layouts.

      4) Offices are reserved for high skill positions, like management.

      Amazingly, it costs a lot of money to give everyone an office. Would you like to take a pay cut to get an office? Didn't think so.

    2. Re:The thinking behind the 'office plan' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "1) People are commodities. When one quits we can just hire another one jus as good...

      A company can't become too relient on one person. An employee can leave anytime, of their own volition, so you need to ensure that no one person is irreplaceable. How could it be any different?"

      So why don't they realise that THEY aren't irreplaceable. Stop getting 157x the average salary of the company.

      "3) Everyone else does it so it must work.

      Most companies really are in the business of making a profit, not experimenting with different office layouts."

      But the ones advising this be done aren't the ones having to live with it, are they.

      "4) Offices are reserved for high skill positions, like management.

      Amazingly, it costs a lot of money to give everyone an office. Would you like to take a pay cut to get an office? Didn't think so."

      So why are the higher paid people given an office AS WELL? Save a little more money by putting them out with the rest of the cubes.

    3. Re:The thinking behind the 'office plan' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How it works in the Real World (TM):

      1: People are commodities; some are the value of shit, others are more valuable than 10 other employee's. If your workforce is replacable, then you are replacable in the market. More importantly, you are doing something wrong.

      2: Cost is important to look at when you want to see what you can do; investment is more important when you want to actually do something.

      3: Sheep fallow eachother off of cliffs.

      4: Managers who hide away in offices are the worst kind of managers. No hustle; no money.

  24. Call me crazy... by georgewilliamherbert · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...but for anything other than programmer teams, I want my people talking and cooperating on fixing problems, and cubes, open offices, bullpens and the like work just dandy.

    I do IT operations and development rather than programming, so they are different work types. Joel may be right for cutting edge programmer productivity. But I've also seen very productive very loud programmer teams in open offices.

    Some programmers will do terribly in that environment, but many will either thrive on the noise or tune it out (or put on headphones).

    1. Re:Call me crazy... by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      I work in a service oriented team. The programmers on the other side of the partition get shitty with noise and activity, but I thrive on it. I'm contantly working between my colleagues - helping them, discussing customers problem etc.

      Sometimes guys in my team need to concentrate on a specific task, so they put on some headphones. Seems to work fine...

  25. Try to talk their language; don't hold your breath by emmagsachs · · Score: 5, Informative

    Everything is looked at through the lens of the Dollar. As management listens to whatever research and advisory firms already output, let's see what Gartner, as an example, has to say on the subject.

    Processor.com, July 2, 2004:
    As vice president for research firm Gartner, the world's largest IT research group, he's studied the question at length and learned that just because a new technology makes something possible, it does not, sadly, make that very thing probable... "I can point to clear examples where call centers are highly virtualized," says Raskino, "with agents working almost entirely from their homes." But when he speaks to other managers about how virtual technologies are being used, they look at him in utter disbelief. "They say, 'Can it be possible? I'm sure our unions won't accept it.' The forces of inertia get in the way. They don't stop the change, of course. They just slow it down."
    Gartner.com, 30 Oct 2001:
    In his October 30 address at Symposium/ITxpo 2001 in Brisbane. Gartner vice president and research director Simon Hayward... enjoyed poking fun at today's cubicle environment, using the cartoon character Dilbert to help him out. "It's not just the workers who are objecting to the cubicle culture," he told his audience. "Managers also recognize that people will be more effective if the environment is better adapted to the reality of work."
    CFO.com, October 01, 2006: Another factor pushing companies to reconsider office space is the widening gap between what workers need and what workplaces provide. At one time, office employees labored primarily in solitude; today, they spend two-thirds of their time collaborating, according to Gartner. But offices are still set up for the old style of work. "In most companies, you find that conference rooms are overbooked while offices and cubicles are empty," says Mark Golan, Cisco's vice president of worldwide real estate and the chairman of CoreNet. "It's insane. Not only is it wasteful, it doesn't suit the needs of your workforce."
    Even if you can build the case against cubicles, you still need to be able to communicate with management. That means, y'know, diplomacy, communication skills, a lil bit of cunning, and what not.

    Nevertheless, you might be heard, but don't expect them to listen.
    Of course, if they've already invested in cubicles, tough luck. Nothing's gonna change their minds. Cubicles might be less productive than other office layouts, but dumping an existing design == dumping money. Bad ROI.

    As for Aeron chairs? Why not demand an onsite spa and inhouse office-desk pizza delivery while you're at it?

  26. Open plan all the way by Harri · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Being a "software engineer" doesn't mean that I spend my head down programming all the time. Half of being a competent engineer is teamwork, and that works much better in an open-plan office.

    I wonder whether people's objections to open-plan environments come from experiences with bad acoustics, or in offices shared between developers and sales staff that are on the phone all the time. In the open-plan offices I've been in, unwanted interruptions from other people's noise have been minimal - mainly due to good acoustic design, but also partly due to everybody being reasonably considerate and taking loud conversations off to a meeting room.

    Anyway, not all sofware engineers are hermits! Some of us are sociable!

    1. Re:Open plan all the way by Archibald+Buttle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Couldn't agree more. I like working in an open plan office. When I want to isolate myself I just plug in my headphones.

      I've worked both as a developer, and as a manager, up to CTO position, always in open plan offices. Not all members of senior staff want to be locked away from the action.

      I'm used to some noise and people talking about what they're doing. Indeed a recent job of mine was at an online music store and we usually had music playing the whole day. What I'm finding not great about my current office is it's a bit too quiet for me - the place is virtually silent with everyone quietly doing their thing, little discussion about what's going on. 99% of the time all I can hear is people typing and the air conditioning; as a result I'm tending to feel somewhat isolated and not so much part of a team.

    2. Re:Open plan all the way by g2devi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Agreed, but for other reasons.

      I used to work in an office that had one cubicle per person. It was extremely noisy -- not from sales or tech support since they were far from us -- but from other developers. The problem with cubicles is that people automatically assume that just because any neighbours that they aren't there, so they talk louder. When the walls come down, you see your neighbours, so you tend to talk in a quieter voice. This is precisely what happened when the walls came down. The whole development area was *a lot* more quiet and it was a lot easier to concentrate.

    3. Re:Open plan all the way by asuffield · · Score: 1
      Half of being a competent engineer is teamwork


      Bull. There's a term for "engineers" who spend half their time on "teamwork": worthless. Math follows below.

      One person gets X hours of coding done in X hours. Two people get X hours of coding done in X/2 + Y hours, where Y is the time they need to spend interacting. If Y is more than 50% of X (half their working time), then one engineer alone will get the job finished faster than any larger number of engineers - therefore, if a given engineer needs more than 50% interaction time, their presence is merely slowing down the project, regardless of size. The value of X/Y determines the maximum number of engineers that you can put on a project before it starts slowing down (this can be mitigated by splitting the project up, if it's possible to do so in such a way that the two teams don't have to talk to each other very much).

      Furthermore, if the people who create the actual products are spending 50% or more of their time neither debugging nor documenting code (neither of which should involve much interaction with other people), then your project is over budget and behind schedule before you've even started - those two things together will consume more than half of the total effort in the project (Brooks). If a significant percentage of their time is being wasted on interaction overheads, either your engineers are inept or your project structure is wrong (Brooks again) - because that's what this stuff is: overheads. It's not productive work, it's a penalty for having more than one person working on the same project.

      A competent engineer is one who can complete the job properly with a minimum amount of interaction with their peers. The efficiency of any project is dominated by this factor (still Brooks - people need to read that book and learn from it).

      Teamwork is important, sure - but what's important is that you don't spend much time on it. Open-plan offices are things built by people who fail to grasp this. It doesn't matter much about "context switching", or being "in the zone" - if your engineers are spending a significant amount of time talking to each other, something is badly wrong with your project. Usually, either some of the engineers don't know how to do their own jobs right and are trying to get others to do it for them (fire them, they're dragging you down), or the whole project is lacking a coherent plan and they're having to work it out between themselves (fire the team leader, it's his job to have the answers on people's desks before they ask the question - he doesn't have to plan the whole project out in advance, he just needs to stay at least 24 hours ahead of everybody else, so the answers are ready when they need them). If the project is running smoothly and people are keeping their interaction level to a respectable minimum (say, 10% of their time - 4-5 hours out of a 40-50 hours working week), making them spend the rest of their time in the same space is just a distraction that they'd be better off without.

      Anyway, not all sofware engineers are hermits! Some of us are sociable!


      Socialising on company time is just another form of skiving. If you're on a flexible time contract, those hours just don't count towards your working week; otherwise, save it until after work. Either way it's irrelevant.
    4. Re:Open plan all the way by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Socialising on company time is just another form of skiving. If you're on a flexible time contract, those hours just don't count towards your working week; otherwise, save it until after work. Either way it's irrelevant.

      I have a serious question for you. It might look like a joke, but I'd like an honest answer.

      Are you a robot?

      Because that would be pretty cool if you were.

  27. From best to worst.... by wiresquire · · Score: 1

    I've had the experience of working in a place where everyone had their own office, and also in my current employer (who shall remain nameless) where *no-one* has an office.

    In the everyone had their own office scenario, it was great to get things done. But it was a bitch when you were new and didn't know many people. There just wasn't the opportunity to mix much. Once you get over that hurdle, it's very good.

    In the current place where it's all cubicle/open floor, I find it annoying. Not because of disturbances as when I get focussed you could probably let off a bomb and I wouldn't notice. But what really pisses me off is the 'grandstanders'. Basically, you're trying to have a discussion with them, but they are talking to show their 'superiority' to the people around them - like their boss at the next cubicle. Meantime, you have to wait patiently while thinking "I know. Yeah, that's pretty f'ing obvious. Who would ever think of doing that?". It's also an environment that's difficult to have 'unofficial' conversations in. Which is how you get things done and what makes the world go round...

    ws

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    1. Re:From best to worst.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and also in my current employer (who shall remain nameless)

      So you work for Cthulhu ??

  28. How about a choice? by jrmiller84 · · Score: 1

    In our offices you can have whichever you prefer. The cubicle walls aren't that expensive depending on which you get and we even have extra from people who decided they wanted it and then decided against it. The IT department I work in is only three people and we work extremely tightly together so an open configuration is a must. We tried cubicles and it just doesn't work when you work together that much.

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  29. Wait a minute! by Bromskloss · · Score: 4, Funny

    Weren't we, just recently, all for OpenOffice?

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  30. Tax benefits by Whaargh · · Score: 1

    I remember reading an article about the creator of the cubicle - he meant for modular offices to be larger.

    Anyway, the reason they're popular is that they amortize as furniture instead of as a building, so the company can write it off in 7 years instead of 30. I don't think management really wants cube farms, so get rid of the tax loophole and you're all set.

    As far as convincing them about better chairs, larger monitors, etc., you could pay for it yourself or find a different company to work for...

    1. Re:Tax benefits by wikinerd · · Score: 1

      About better chairs, larger monitors, etc... I am willing to pay for them myself, but at a company they said they could not allow employees to bring their own chairs even if we pay for them. Go figure!

  31. The government is at fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have high taxation for businesses in the US, AFAIK.

    Now cubicles count as office furniture, while real offices count as rooms, and there are different rules how to pay for both. In the end cubicles are a lot cheaper in the short term.

    And we all know that CEOs only make short-term decisions, after me the apocalypse...

  32. Open Plan != Stressing by shawnmchorse · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Granted, I can see where an open plan might be stressing in a corporate environment. Fortunately I'm not in one of those, and instead work in an office with anywhere from three to ten others. We have a few visual barriers around (bookcases sitting on desks), but for the most part are desks are all open and right next to each other. I find this the most productive way to work on things, overall. If I need to ask a question or consult with someone, all I do is take off my headphones and stand up. It also keeps me more focused on what I'm doing overall, since others can chat with me just as easily (and that tends to remind me of what I should be doing at the time). I'm positive that I'd get a lot less work done in a private office with nobody bothering me, because I'd get sidetracked on random things for too long.


    My one caveat is that desks should, if possible, never be arranged such that people can walk up behind you without you seeing them. I carefully positioned my desk when moving into our current office so that I could see both the door and the hallway leading to actual offices, and that may be a key reason why I don't think it's stressing.


    1. Re:Open Plan != Stressing by PietjeJantje · · Score: 1
      > all I do is take off my headphones and stand up

      Another headphone cowboy. While I like listening to music while I'm programming, I also like to work in silence when I want to. Any company where programmers are required to wear headphones in order to concentrate, I pity them.

      I don't like open office plans, because in most cases, you don't pick the people. Logistics say that in any team above the size of 2 there will be one or more noise creating assholes, taking away your concentration, costing everyone money.

      The most heart argument is of course quick communication. These people must be challenged or something they need to be within a 3-5m radius in order to effectively communicate, instead of stepping out of the office for a few secs, which of course is an enormous barrier. What?

      What you're basically saying is that you prefer a workspace organisated for what you do 10-20% of the time, at the cost of optimizing the other 80% (like needing to wear headphones).

      In all the open office plans I've seen I gather people work at 60-70% of what they're capable of. Not to mention many people don't dare to THINK because if you're leaning back and blankly staring at the monitor or ceiling, you're not working, right?

  33. It's an ego thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm an executive and I have an office. You're an expendable drone and you don't.

  34. This is bullshit by melted · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but this is bullshit. There's team work and then there's coding. When I'm coding, I like to keep my door closed with a post-it note on it saying "Email Only". If someone interrupts me every 20 minutes I get nothing done in a day because it takes me about 15 minutes to regain context and re-concentrate. When I want to talk to a person down the hall, I have no problem walking down the hall and talking to the person.

    This has nothing to do with being sociable or being a hermit. This has to do with inability to concentrate when frequently interrupted. I don't go to work to socialize after all, I go there to design and write quality code.

    1. Re:This is bullshit by Harri · · Score: 1
      This has nothing to do with being sociable or being a hermit. This has to do with inability to concentrate when frequently interrupted.

      In an open plan office, I can look over and have a good idea of whether you're head down and busy or whether you're interruptible. If you're in a private office, I have to go over there and interrupt you just to find out whether you're busy.

      There's some good discussion of this topic in the "Agile Software Development" book - the relevant chapter is even online:

      Forming Teams that Communicate and Cooperate

      Also, remember that you may lose productivity when you are interrupted, but the people that interrupt you gain productivity, because they're not stalled all day trying to figure something out that you knew all along. It's important for the office to be productive as a whole - not just for you to be productive on your own.

    2. Re:This is bullshit by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      Very good points. So often this debate on /. dissolves into elitist rantings of how "I am a finely tuned machine", and being "in the zone", and other platitudes designed to be not much more than (with apologies to Titanic) "congratulating each other on being Masters of the Universe".

    3. Re:This is bullshit by shmlco · · Score: 1

      Nothing's stopping someone from hanging the same sign on a 'cube.

      In fact, one company I worked at had "quiet times" in the morning and afternoon. If you interupted someone, then the damn building had better be burning down.

      Of course, the post above me also had it straight. It's not just about you...

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    4. Re:This is bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nothing's stopping someone from hanging the same sign on a 'cube.

      <sarcasm>Yes, because of course all of sound waves emanating from the 50 or so noisy people crammed around my particular cubicle-hell will defy the laws of physics by instantly halting at my cubicle wall just because I stick a little bit of yellow paper there.</sarcasm>

      Wanker!

    5. Re:This is bullshit by kevingolding2001 · · Score: 1
      Nothing's stopping someone from hanging the same sign on a 'cube.

      <sarcasm>Yes, because of course all of sound waves emanating from the 50 or so noisy people crammed around my particular cubicle-hell will defy the laws of physics by instantly halting at my cubicle wall just because I stick a little bit of yellow paper there.</sarcasm>

      Wanker!

      Actually... No! Fuck it! I originally posted this anonymously, but I feel so strongly about it that I am willing to put my name to it.

      My name is Kevin and I live in cubicle hell!

    6. Re:This is bullshit by Tower · · Score: 1

      Or just check their status on the approved business chat client... if they are Do Not Disturb... well, that was easy, and you didn't even have to get up. Since you can't send them a message, perhaps they don't want you to barrel into their office, either.

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    7. Re:This is bullshit by Splab · · Score: 1

      I've worked in an open plan office and currently work in an open door office - the open plan was horrible - yes someone might gain productivity by interrupting me, but when I'm on a tight deadline, I'm going to do overtime to get my work done if they interrupt me.

      In the open door office I'm currently at, if the door is open, you can come in and ask, if it's closed you email. It works very well.

    8. Re:This is bullshit by shmlco · · Score: 1

      The person I replied to (not you) said he closed his door (again, apparently not you) and put a note on it. Hence my response.

      As to you, most of the developers in the last company I worked at all wore headphones and listened to music anyway. In fact about a quarter of them had the Bose noise-cancelling model. Perhaps that would help eliminate all of those errant sound waves...

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  35. Are individual offices really better? by happypenguin · · Score: 1

    The Agile programming folks (Extreme Programming, etc.) say that the whole project team should sit together in one room so that barriers to communication are minimal. So a group that is going to use those development methods shouldn't have individual offices. I've never had the opportunity to work on a project that used an Agile approach, so I don't know whether the approach really delivers the benefits the advocates promise, but apparently they have many real-world examples of successes.

    It might be that having individual offices is a good idea for projects using the more traditional development methods, but if the Agile methods really do provide better results, it could be that having individual offices won't be important in the future, as the Agile methods become widely adopted. On the other hand, if the people are really working on independent things (not working as a team on a single project), then probably nothing about the Agile techniques are relevant and individual offices might provide the best productivity.

    So, as usual, the best approach depends on the circumstances.

    1. Re:Are individual offices really better? by wikinerd · · Score: 1

      I know companies that randomly assign employees to a desk in an open-plan office, and the result is that your team members may be far away from you scaterred in all directions, and your immediate neighbours are unrelated to your work or even to your profession. So even if open-plan offices have some benefits, some companies seem to use them for purely economical reasons (they are cheaper than private offices).

      We should also focus on open-source projects where lots of people all over the planet cooperate through the Internet, and their creations are better than teams working for a company. With the Internet we have the communication benefits of a single large room (if these benefits exist at all), combined with the productivity-enabling environment of a private office (or your home, or your car, or your nearest lakes and mountains if you are a mobile warrior and have broadband Internet connectivity on your laptops). Personally I enjoy programming near the sea on a sunny day, and whenever I do this I write more code and of higher quality than what I write in a noisy office in double the time.

    2. Re:Are individual offices really better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We work with 14 developers in one room, sales and management have their own offices. All desks have wheels underneath them and there are power, telephone, and network outlets along the walls. We do not have anything else standing in this room besides some flipcharts and two sofas right in the center. Whenever a projects starts and a team is formed then those people move their desks together.

      All the teams here work on similar projects. Even if one is not a member of a certain team it often is usefull to be able to listen to their discussions and be able to step in and help. Sometimes it gets a little distracting but that by far is outweighted by the advantages. Before we had small offices with 2-3 people. There often people wandered around the floors looking for someone who is able to help. Some even did not go on "help-search-journey" but tried to solve the problems which took them days while somebody else would be able to do it in minutes. Now one can _see_ when someone is having problems and the barrier for asking is way lower.

      Also the large room (20x15 meters) has windows on three sides which is quite nice. I really like it and I have been a real sceptic before moving in here.

  36. Force Field Analysis by permaculture · · Score: 1

    Try filling out a force field analysis. This lays out the situation in a logical manner, using a well known management method.
    Write a few sentences or a paragraph under each of these headings:

    1) The Problem
    2a) The Present Situation
    2b) The desired situation
    3) Resisting forces
    4) Actons to Reduce or Eliminate resisting forces
    5) Driving forces
    6) Actions to Increase driving forces
    7a) Steps Towards Solving the Problem
    7b) Resources Required
    8) Sequence of Steps
    Steps When How

    Then lay on a 30 minute presentation for the management, with coffee and biscuits provided. Get a team of like minded staff, and have each person present a 5 minute portion of the analysis. Use A1 flip charts, or powerpoint or something similar to create the presentation materials. Rehearse it through before you book the meeting, so you can work smoothly as a team. This shows management that you've thought carefully about the problem, and are working as a team towards what you perceive to be a solution.

    More info here: http://www.extension.iastate.edu/communities/tools /forcefield.html

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  37. I used to think like this... by Gorimek · · Score: 1

    ...but then I got involved in extreme programming (XP).

    In that world you go to great lengths to achieve a workplace layout where people can constantly overhear each other all day, to promote communication. Since you're always pair programming and talking anyway, it really works well.

    But it is a whole different way of programming. The "lone ranger" programming style where you have to focus like a laser for 30 minutes before being able to form the first line of code is viewed with big suspicion in XP. If the code is that complex, the chances that anyone else will be able to read and maintain it is very slim, so in practical terms that code is worthless if it ever needs to be changed. And useful code always needs to be changed.

    1. Re:I used to think like this... by cabazorro · · Score: 1

      Allow me to rant a bit.
      I someday I'm going to write a book about abstraction: "Pitfalls of abstraction".
      After 10 years developing software for 10 years I'm suffering of debugging fatigue.
      Am tired of the: "Nobody knows what this piece of code do and why was done this way".

      In the physical world, deconstruction (the action of understanding a system by looking
      at the parts and the interactions among them) is limited by time and space.

      In the ethereal world of software design, the limit of abstraction of a
      system is infinite. Abuse of abstraction, many times, is like a personal joke, that nobody finds
      funny, rather makes people miserable, and it can't be removed.

      Extreme programming is a good way to keep the code honest. Spare the review team from the analogies, metaphors or aphorisms to try to explain something that is NOT SELF EVIDENT by quick glance or inspection. Code it again and think that you have to explain the design maybe not to a 4yr old but an 8yr old child, comment it that way. And don't be surprised then many years down the road you find your code re-used again in some other system..because it does ONE thing...and it does it RIGHT.

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  38. I completely disagree... by cmoguy · · Score: 0

    I structure and trade mortgage bonds on a wall street style trading desk so I believe this falls into the financial engineering category. I share a VERY long desk with quite a few people with each of us having just enough room to squeeze four 19 inch monitors into 'our' space, not to mention we all have colleagues sitting directly in front of us with the only separator being their monitors.

    Now I am VERY happy with this setup and can confidently speak for my colleagues when I say we would never have it any other way. Our mortgage desk, which actually consists of a few physical desks and about thirty five people, has a dynamic cast of characters from hardcore quants with masters and PhD's in chemical and electric engineering from MIT and Caltech, as well as veteran sales guys who never finished high school. We all get along great, we fight, we scream, we throw things at the guy who least expects it, we listen in on peoples phone calls and throw in our two cents to the guy who sits five seats down. And we are ALL better off for it.

    I don't see the point of separating people who are all working toward a common goal.

    1. Re:I completely disagree... by rp · · Score: 1

      Does your work (or that of any of the others in the room) ever involve tasks where you have to intensely think about a problem, spending real mental effort to understand it and juggling the abstractions around in your mind? (I.e. do the PhDs ever perform any work that is remotely related to what they did to acquire their PhDs?)

      If the answer is yes, can you perform such tasks in that environment, or do you do your actual thinking at home?

      The followup question is, of course: what if, while you are trying to do that type of thinking, you find you have to look up details and explanations once every other minute, scrolling around through let's say a hundred thousand lines of structured text, or through specialized websites? Can you still do that at home?

  39. I think the best is a compromise by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    Have the employees work in groups of 2-3 or so. Perhaps at most 4 or so. 5 is right out! ;-)

    Seriously, I think that works best. You gain the benefits of being able to directly communicate with each other if you need to (obviously only people in the same departments should be grouped up), while having the relative silence at least compared to an open office landscape. I can't believe managers still trust in either of the extremes. What's the benefit of isolating your workers to not be able to easily exchange ideas when they need to? And what's the point with building among the most noisy and distracting environments possible?

    It's actually their responsibility to know better as a proper work environment can heavily influence the company efficiency.

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  40. But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by hotcakes.co.nz · · Score: 1

    This is not a problem in NZ. Is this an American thing? I work in an open plan office in NZ at an un-named Tertiary institution and its great. There are anywhere between 5-7 of us in the room at any time and the communication within the team is excellent, thought provocative and means we're not just staring at a screen all day, which needs time away from now and then.
    Cheers,

    1. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is not a problem in NZ. Is this an American thing? I work in an open plan office in NZ at an un-named Tertiary institution and its great. There are anywhere between 5-7 of us in the room at any time and the communication within the team is excellent, thought provocative and means we're not just staring at a screen all day, which needs time away from now and then.

      Cheers,5 - 7 is not that much people. Try 30 instead. Or 50.

    2. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apparently, the modern American worker is a whiny pussy. I've worked in open plan offices my entire working life now, and currently sit in an office with upto 60 people in it. It's great. We can communicate easily without bollocking around too much. I've not heard a single person complain of being distracted, quite possibly because people have common sense and don't tend to have loud conversations over the heads of others, and they take their mobile 'phones out of the office if they need to make a call.

      So yeah, it seems it is an American thing. The rest of the world gets on fine with open plan. Whine on though, I say: the whiny American workforce will only end up costing their employers more money, which in the long run will just mean more work for us as the same employers move jobs to lower cost centres.

    3. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by zurtle · · Score: 1
      I work for one of the larger New Zealand companies in a cubicle farm. The noise drives me to distraction. I work here and R&D is spread over two cubicle farms. Cubicles are annoying when you have to put up with the constant beep of radios!!!

      ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      I'd love an office... I sometimes work weekends when no-one is around to take advantage of the peace and quiet I desire.

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    4. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm a non-USian who has worked in several open-plan offices and hated it.

      Is it made impossible to concentrate simply by virtue of the fact the office is open-plan? No.

      Does it mean it's impossible to guarantee an environment conducive to concentration, irrespective of how much you really, really need to concentrate? Yes.

      Does it make it more likely that any interruption to any other worker in the office will also interrupt you, or break your concentration? Yes.

      Does it mean you're in contact with many other people, so your "chance of being noisily interrupted" must be multiplied by the number of people in the office? Yes.

      Does it mean that one inconsiderate person out of a whole office can damage much more than their own productivity? Yes.

      (n.b. Bad managers are notoriously bad for underestimating the loss of productivity when they break your concentration for something trivial. I've had a manager complaining about my productivity who used to shout down the length of the room to ask my e-mail address, when I'd worked for him for two years, my address was in his Outlook address book and even when he had it written down in his desk drawer. And once you drop the eggs it can take half an hour or more to get back up to speed again. In a busy, noisy department with 50 people in it, you can easily go entire months without achieving flow state even once.)

      Also, although of course there's a heft amount of deviation, national character might have something to do with it, too. The Swedish and Dutch people I've met tend to be very considerate and quiet, while the Americans (as a nation) to tend more to the loud, less considerate "get-things-done-even-if-I-have-to-shout-while-I-d o-it" stereotype.

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    5. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think what you're saying is "Working with assholes ruins peoples concentration" An asshole can ruin your concentration just as easily in a closed office than an open plan one (For example, by knocking on your door) Now, maybe I've been lucky, because I've always worked with people who are considerate, non-assholes.

    6. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful


      Yes, try changing your organization to being 6 times as large and then you'll find that the unrealistic assumption of TFAS:

      "It is not, and we all know it"

      May become slightly more true.
      </sarcasm>

      I mean the whole concept that "we all know" that cubicles / open-plan offices are bad is bullshit to begin with, so there's no way we can simply "communicate" this "fact" to management.

      Every company I have ever worked in has used open-plan offices with 8-20 people and there has not been any problem.

      If the stupid precept TFAS was trying to get across was modified to say "open-plan offices are bad for 40+ people" then I might agree, but at the moment we're being asked to prove something that simply isn't true.

      A lot of us don't work in offices with more than 10 people and the idea of shutting people away into offices is dumb, as is the idea that everyone will be able to communicate effectively if they are all at home. I can't believe I'm reading a question that says open-plan offices are bad and raises telecommuting as a sensible way to run a business. It's telecommuting that's the dumb idea, and the managers all know it. Email and IM simply do not have the bandwidth of face-to-face communication. Unless you really are just stuck in front of a terminal all day doing your own work which never interfaces to anyone else's, telecommuting does not work.

      But here we have a situation where all managers are supposed to be "idiots" that need to show humility to the uberknowledge of the geeks; whereas the geeks show absolutely no inclination to look at the subjects sensibly or from a business-oriented perspective. The evidence is in the careless way the precept is phrased - such as to make it not even true. Yeah, people, let us all go to our managers and tell them in absolute terms that open-plan offices are always bad with no evidence or even common sense to back us up. That's "communication", right?

      Or maybe it's just the rise of the pointy-haired programmer.

    7. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by wish+bot · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I wish you were logged in so I could mod you up. Well said.

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    8. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by psykocrime · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Email and IM simply do not have the bandwidth of face-to-face communication.

      No they don't, but not everybody needs to communicate with face-to-face level of bandwidth continuously throughout the day. Also, there is
      still this thing called a telephone, which provides more bandwidth than e-mail and IM, and is sometimes useful when telecommuting. It might
      not be reasonable to run a company based 100% on telecommuting, but to suggest that it (telecommuting) is a dumb idea in general flies in the
      face of a lot of experience that suggests otherwise. It just has be be applied properly, like any other tool.

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    9. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by Chineseyes · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to flame but it is funny you mention Americans tend to be more loud and less considerate because Americans who visit Europe (myself included) seem to think the same thing about people from many Euro(as a continent). It is all a matter of perspective the one thing I was always disturbed by was how many Euros especially the Italians and French speak 2 or 3 inches from your face and STILL feel its necessary to speak loudly. In America we tend to prefer a little distance when conversing. Diversity makes the world an interesting place doesn't it.

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    10. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Close. What I'm saying is "closed doors offer a more substantial layer of protection from assholes".

      Walls and doors cut down on the unintentional noise of people around you, and a closed or locked door offers a strong social proscription against interruption. Hell, in the worst case you can just not answer the door and pretend you were out when they (briefly) knocked.

      In open-plan offices some people end up being assholes without even intending it. Offices effectively raise the barrier to entry for assholedom.

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    11. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      It does - some European cultures (noticeably Mediterranean) do seem to respect personal space less highly than the UK/US does.

      Unfortunately, some USians (and UKians) can also tend to act as if their personal space extended well into other peoples'. Of course, this is just a difference in cultural expectations, but in an office environment I know whether I'm more likely to be interrupted by someone talking overly-loudly or by someone rushing up to give me a hug. ;-)

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    12. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by isorox · · Score: 1

      There are anywhere between 5-7 of us in the room at any time and the communication within the team is excellent, thought provocative and means we're not just staring at a screen all day, which needs time away from now and then.
      Cheers,I work in a 3rd-line support role, with a little development, mainly done at home. The ability to bounce ideas around between my 3 collegues and the trainee, is invaluable.

      That's not open plan though, there's a new building at work with full open plan offices, 500' x 100' with only a few pillars. Hundereds of people are piled into these offices, and while teams may work well together, when some namby pamby department that bursts into applause and has group hugs every half-hour is near a department that actually does work, there's bound to be conflict.

      Of course, in my previous job on second line, I didn't even get my own desk -- the joy of 24/7 cover. I miss the window though, but with 8 monitors and two plasmas in my field of view, there's not much room for daylight anyway.

    13. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by mcvos · · Score: 1
      5 - 7 is not that much people. Try 30 instead. Or 50.

      50 people in one room sounds a bit crowded, or too open and noisy. I think 5-10 is best. Preferably people who are working on the same project, some of whom have different skills and specialities than you have, so you can help each other.

      In any case, I don't want to sit alone in an office all day.

    14. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      I used to work in a bank, sharing a large office with 20 people. However, not each seat was occupied, and they could have fitted in some 5 more in there.

      Elsewhere in the building there were offices which were much larger than ours, and I'm quite sure some of them housed 50 people or more (although I didn't count, just a rough estimate).

      The 20 person office was still livable as it was mostly the same team. However, the larger ones would have been more difficult.

      In my current work, we are 4 people sharing an office. The worst part is that my screen is in full view to the guy sitting behind me so I must be careful when browsing certain sites with a certain yellow writing on blue background, hehe...

    15. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by AbRASiON · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Radios should be OUTLAWED at ALL office style workplaces unless an anonymous vote of ALL staff within earshot chose yes.

      ARGH.

    16. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by fastcoke11 · · Score: 1

      I don't see where it was said that a survey of every American worker showed that we all complain about such things. So to take one post trying to get information about how to increase productivity through eliminating cubicle farms and the like and turn it into "American workers are whiny" is a pretty far stretch.

      Just sounds like you're looking for some excuse to bash Americans. The reasons behind this can be many, but I'm not going to get into this here and start an argument with you about how we're all whiny pusses and we are still more productive than you.

    17. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /. should do something to stop managers from hanging around these discussions. They are bad influence among other horrible things. Look at the parent - obviously a manager shooting TPS memos to poor ppl working under him from his shiny new office.

    18. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say it because it is true. Just take the number of US based posters in this thread complaining about how hard done by they are because they have an open plan office. Or for that matter, take a look at the number of posters in any thread that complain about having an open plan office and 90% of them are American.

      we are still more productive than you.

      Are you certain about that? You're really, honestly, truly certain and you've researched that with hard data to back it up? Because you're wrong. You might have been right in the 1970's, but now you're wrong. I won't even make you look even more wrong by comparing the US and EU economies or anything.

    19. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      Radios should be OUTLAWED at ALL office style workplaces unless an anonymous vote of ALL staff within earshot chose yes.

      ARGH.hihi, follow the link.

      That company (Taitworld) makes radios (and not the kind of radios that play music either...), so it's a different matter there...

    20. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by ZenShadow · · Score: 1

      I always find posts like yours to be quite amusing. You oughta move to America, you'd fit right in with your perception of us evil Americans.

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    21. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of two co-workers I know. Great guys, very knowledgable, professional, and friendly. But when the conversation comes up about open spaces they say "We do that and it's perfectly fine. We enjoy it."

      Out of respect I bite my tongue, but what I want to say is "there are only 2 of you!" Yeh, it's just the two of them sharing a rather large room (with 1 long table). Of course it's fine, it's just 2 friends sitting together working on the same project.

      Meanwhile I have a friend that's going from a mix of offices and cubes (among 12 people from the same department) to open space with around 60 people (from three VERY unique departments).

      Myself, I'm used to cubes as I spent most of the last 3 years in one, all-be-it in a very small farm. I've only observed open space once or twice in real-life situations and I wasn't fond of it. But perhaps it's the kind of thing I'd get used to.

    22. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by mikael · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It does - some European cultures (noticeably Mediterranean) do seem to respect personal space less highly than the UK/US does.

      Some time ago, there was study done in the UK which showed that the personal space of a person was determined by the population density of the area that the person lived in. For someone in the countryside, the personal space is around 90 centimetres, while someone from London, the personal space is around 60 centimetres. This was made most obvious when attempting to cross a moderately busy shopping street or chatting at a party, and you found yourself wanting to take a step sideways or backwards.

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    23. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by jc42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's telecommuting that's the dumb idea, and the managers all know it. Email and IM simply do not have the bandwidth of face-to-face communication.

      Well, yes and no. As with the claim that cubicles and open-plan offices are always bad, this also depends on the task.

      Historically, technical people have often collaborated very effectively via print media. The reason is well understood: There are a lot of technical concepts that can't be expressed easily in English or any other "human" language. To communicate effectively, you need to use a blackboard or a piece of paper - or email. Things like equations, diagrams and software can't be communicated effectively via a speech medium; they can only be expressed in writing.

      I've seen this on a lot of projects. Very often, I end up just listening quietly in meetings, because it's obvious that people aren't communicating very well. Afterwards, I'll type up my analysis and suggestions, and email them. That's where the actual communication takes place. Then management wants a meeting to discuss things, and we have another meeting where people are talking past each other, and again I mostly sit and listen.

      Note that I'm not claiming that this is always true. Some topics can be discussed verbally. And if the group's problems are mostly personal, verbal interactions can be the fastest way to get to the crux of the problems.

      But saying that telecommuting is a dumb idea is itself a dumb idea, as bad as claiming that open office plans are always wrong. Some of the most effective computing projects have been done by groups that never meet face to face. I've done some successful projects with people that I've never met. And I've seen group meetups that were quite enjoyable and successful social occasions, but which didn't contribute at all to the project's progress.

      It all depends on what you need to communicate, and what's the best language for that communication.

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    24. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by Canthros · · Score: 1

      You're wrong about the economic realities of this problem for comparing the US and most of Europe. There are a few very dramatic outliers in Europe, however.

      In the meantime, you might consider the proportion of Americans to Europeans in this thread and on Slashdot in general. It's not exclusively American, but I'd wager there are far more Americans than not. It could be, then, that the number of complaining Americans has more to do with the number of Americans than the number of complainers.

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    25. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I say it because it is true. Just take the number of US based posters in this thread complaining about how hard done by they are because they have an open plan office.

      Yep, and look at how each one of those (or any post by an American) has one or more "OMG U USIANS R T3H SUX0R!!!" posts following it up. That puts the Pussy Prize right back on your mantel. So maybe you should stop posting long enough to clean the sand out of your mangina, pull your skirt down and suck it up.

    26. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by fsickert · · Score: 1

      "Every company I have ever worked in has used open-plan offices with 8-20 people and there has not been any problem." How do you know the people wouldn't have been a lot more productive with offices ? "shutting people away into offices is dumb" Technical people need to concentrate for long periods of time without interruption, so being in an office and closing a door is perfect for this, as people know you don't want to be disturbed. Managers need offices mostly for private meetings, for which they could use a conference room, so it makes more sense for the managers to be in cubes. You aren't shutting anyone away, anyway. You don't them lock in the office, do you ? "telecommuting does not work" It works just fine when you know what you are doing. Of course, you will miss the meaningless meetings where managers tend to do all the talking. That said, managers do tend to be good at reigning in the tendency for tech people to work on only things that are cool or interesting to them.

    27. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by shitdrummer · · Score: 1

      I got in trouble from a co-worker the other day for speaking too loudly on my phone, causing her to miss the code word for the radio competition she had spent all week trying to win. It's been quite funny (sad?) to hear all her excuses this week why she can't leave her desk. She really wanted those tickets.

      Also, it seems that she and her husband are going through some difficult financial times and her kid was bitten at school the other day by some other kid. I rarely talk to this lady, but I feel so involved in her life just from listening to her in the desk next to me in the open plan office. Oh, and radio's are allowed, but headphones are not because "You might not hear the phone ring. Yes, the one right in front of you with the big red flashing lights.".

      Shitdrummer.

    28. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by Bamafan77 · · Score: 1
      I've seen this on a lot of projects. Very often, I end up just listening quietly in meetings, because it's obvious that people aren't communicating very well. Afterwards, I'll type up my analysis and suggestions, and email them. That's where the actual communication takes place. Then management wants a meeting to discuss things, and we have another meeting where people are talking past each other, and again I mostly sit and listen.
      This is a HUGE annoyance for me. Too many meetings are dog and pony shows where people use them as a way to look good for bosses by making various unprovable (true or false) promises and statements that are mostly forgotten by the next day. VERY little real communication that will result in anything having an impact happens here simply because a lot of the people listening have no idea what they're listening to and many people talking have no idea what they're talking about. Steering the conversation to something of any depth often make you look to be the Bad Guy and is thankless. However, at the end of the day, Something Has To Be Done and the best way to make that happen is often to nod your head during the meeting and start real communication for Boots On the Ground stuff afterwards.
    29. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by kevingolding2001 · · Score: 1
      Only 50?

      <Monty Python four yorkshire men accent>You were lucky</Monty Python four yorkshire men accent>.

      In my particular version of cubicle-hell I estimate that there are probably 120 people within the same "open plan" area (ie. without walls) and all the partitions are only about 1 metre high.

      We are group into "corrals" of 8 people, and I can clearly hear the conversations of people who are 3 corrals away. Sometimes I can even hear people right at the other end of the space, ie. the full '120 people' away. (I think the ceiling must be particularly reflective or something)

      As for the open-plan apologists who prattle on about "collaboration" etc, the people 3 corrals way don't even work for the same company as me.

      Needless to say, I get very little work done there.

    30. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      You think Slashdot is an accurate representation of the average American?

      God help us!

    31. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by DieNadel · · Score: 1

      I work in a 30+ people open-plan office. We all work in development. The noise is sooooo distracting that most of us use a headphone all day long.

      Some of our daily tasks require that we talk to our counterparts in Germany, mostly through IM.

      Now, you see, since the noise really upsets us to the point that we almost never take our headphones off (yay to my earing health) and since we are already on IM conversations, we just talk to each other through IM as well.

      Take a look at this situation. It's so stupid! The open-plan idea is that we will be able to communicate more efficiently when placed in a face-to-face environment. Obviously, the moron who came up with this brilliant idea was hoping that everyone would never talk loudly on the phone, tap hard on the keyboard or have any noisy-habit.

      We have the same efficiency talking to a co-worker two tables away that we have when talking to our co-workers in Germany.

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    32. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 1

      You assume a very authoritative tone here, but I would like to challenge you to show facts. Indeed, as everyone who ever read Peopleware knows, studies have show that the ideal office setting is a room with no more than 3 people. Open Space is a silly proposition for intellectual and/or creative workers, because you have to put a lot more effort just trying to acchieve the necessary concentration level.

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    33. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      I enjoy listening to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven while collating.

    34. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by fbjon · · Score: 1
      Ah yes, the stereotypical story of a Finnish guy and Some Other Guy.

      SOG starts conversation and steps up close. Finn takes a step back. SOG moves forward during conversation. Finn inches backward during conversation. And so the subtle dance continues down the corridor, completely subconsciously.

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    35. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      Is this an American thing?

      No, we have plent of un-named Tertiary institutions in America as well.....

    36. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1
      Also, there is still this thing called a telephone, which provides more bandwidth than e-mail and IM, and is sometimes useful when telecommuting.

      Depends considerably with your line of work. In mine, doing tech support for an international audience, the telephone is next to worthless. Verizon can't keep a phone line working worth squat, and there is no other provider here. And then there's the language problem: Even if the person calling does speak English, they might not speak it in a dialect or accent that I can be expected to be able to decipher, and vice versa, and that they're not one of those retards that thinks using the phone and driving is a smart idea. The telephone is long obsolete, having lost to Jabber and Email. Unlike monopolized telephone utilities, Jabber and Email work and work reliably, and really help to break down the language barrier more so than voice communication (assuming the phones even work today to begin with...).

      Please do the world a favor and discourage people from using the phone, and some day we might be able to tell our grandkids about these inconvenient, unreliable, half-assed replacements for the postal service. Only an illiterate monkey or a telco employee could possibly defend the phone. Even for emergency uses, the world got it right the first time with emergency pull handles strategically located in public places.

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    37. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      I worked in an open plan office with 30 other people and it was fine - I liked it.

    38. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by kaffiene · · Score: 2, Informative

      Email and IM simply do not have the bandwidth of face-to-face communication.
       
      No they don't, but not everybody needs to communicate with face-to-face level of bandwidth continuously throughout the day. Also, there is
      still this thing called a telephone, which provides more bandwidth than e-mail and IM, and is sometimes useful when telecommuting. It might
      not be reasonable to run a company based 100% on telecommuting, but to suggest that it (telecommuting) is a dumb idea in general flies in the
      face of a lot of experience that suggests otherwise. It just has be be applied properly, like any other tool.
       
        I used to work in a company that had remote offices that we would work with - using phone and email as the primary communication conduits. It sucked. It's much easier to work with people in your office than people you don't see face-to-face.

      I'm sorry, but I have lots of practical experience that says that telecommuting is crap. We'd do that from time to time for a *break* from routine, but as a standard work practice, it's not at all very good.

    39. Re:But why is this a problem, it works here???|!! by mark1965 · · Score: 1

      "Please do the world a favor and discourage people from using the phone" ...
      That's the dumbest thing I've read today. To say that typing to on another is in every way superior to a phone conversation is ridiculous. It might have some benefits over the phone, but c'mon.

      I admit I might prefer not to talk directly to people some days, but it ALWAYS ends up a better use of 3 minutes than 20 minutes of typing crap back and forth...

      And my 2 cents on cubes. It keeps me awake and working. The few private offices I have had were very useful for napping, for sure. :-)

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  41. Even worse than that by tttonyyy · · Score: 2, Funny

    At one of the first companies I worked for out of uni, one of my colleagues put something pretty derogatory about a particular manager in an e-mail - and accidentally sent it to that manager. (Must've been thinking his name, subconsciously added it to the list of people in the To: field - who knows?)

    Fortunately for him that manager had just popped out of his office.

    Cue Mission Impossible style assault on that manager's office by the employee in question, in an attempt to delete the e-mail from the manager's e-mail client while remaining hidden in case the manager returned.

    Amazingly, he managed to get away with it!

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  42. Work from Home by Heembo · · Score: 1

    Comon, we are Linux installing masters of our own domain. I've been working from home for 3+ years. I even took a paycut to telecommute at first, and once I proved my worth I politely demanded a raise via a subtle threat to quit like any good highly-skilled techie. This is the modern age, dot.com 2.0+. As long as you are a hard-working skilled techie, you can call the shots if you are somewhat reasonable.

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    1. Re:Work from Home by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      I've been working from home for nearly two years now as a software developer, personally I'd like to switch to an office environment. Most office workers I say that to think I'm crazy, but working from home is very isolating (nearest co-worker is 1000 miles away), especially in such a narrow, focused job as development.

    2. Re:Work from Home by Heembo · · Score: 1

      I hear you. What makes it work is that I have a very loving fiancee' who delivers coffee to my desk, lunch, hangs out and keeps me company and keep the house/office clean. It all works out. I could not do it alone, it does get isolating.

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  43. My opinion (as programmer,sysadmin and manager)... by WetCat · · Score: 1

    I used to work in
    the following office layouts
      - private office for two
      - open-style office for eight with large desks
      - open-style office for 20 with small desks, everybody has only his own 2 feets of space.
    My opinion - choose either
      - private offices with its privacy and calm comfortable athmosphere
      - or VERY cramped offices where people are forced to sit very near to each other - that can increase interworking relations and pair programming/administration benefits. If you are a good manager, you can offset low comfortability with additional money benefits, flexible time or other
    Cubicles and open-styles with large desks are noisy, thus making people much less productive (even if they do phone calling, they are less attricative as managers at other end!) and also as relative distance between workers is large, personal communication is crampy. So cubicles is the worst design...

  44. Easy Solution by gbobeck · · Score: 1
    How can we get rid of the widely hated cubicle and its ugly cousin, the stressing open-plan office?

    I find that the overly liberal usage of high explosives and/or the combination of liquified petroleum gas plus a source of ignition to be a suitable method of getting rid of cubicles and open-plan offices. Of course, a thorough bulldozing and proper disposal (i.e. burial at sea) should follow.
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    1. Re:Easy Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, fire is good. Fire cleanses.

  45. Make yourself unreplacable..... by pakar · · Score: 5, Funny

    and.....

    1. Start talking really loud.
    2. Stop taking showers.
    3. Fart atleast once every 10 minutes.

    Good thing here is if you are located very close to your manager :)

  46. The Cube isn't the problem... by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    The problem is small, enclosed spaces.

    Make cubicles bigger and more comfortable. If it's somewhere you're willing to spend 5-8 hours a day, it's a place you're willing to work. Work space is no place to start getting spartan.

    The only reason why I advocate FOR the cubicle is because I work in an open office environment. I have absolutely no privacy what so ever. Being productive means being productive while someone's not watching and occasionally slacking off.

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  47. Thus the post it note by melted · · Score: 1

    >> I have to go over there and interrupt you just to find out whether you're busy

    No you don't. I have a post it note on my door.

    >> because they're not stalled all day trying to figure something out that you knew all along.

    In 90% of cases, their question could be handled by Google perfectly well without breaking me out of the flow. For the remaining 10% there's email which I check every couple of hours.

  48. the answer is sex by operato · · Score: 1

    if everyone in the office were caught having it off behind some cubicles then they'd definitely think about removing them.

  49. Imagine a more efficient office plan... by ivi · · Score: 2


      (Actually, this comes from a "mind's eye" plan for a
      "Geeks' share house" but it may work as an office...)

      1. Start with an ideal orange
      2. Cut a slice at right angles to its center-axis
            (getting rough idea of floor plan)
      3. Draw a circle with center at center of slice
      4. Empty the circle, eg, for service & server gear
      5. Make windows of each occupant's preferred height (for air & sun)
            - or, better, maybe make windows capable of moving up & down -
            each along the wall correpsonding to the orange slice's rind
      6. Make flexible work areas at opposite end of each sector-shaped
            work room
      7. Whiteboards & occupant's choice of art blended along the other
            two walls (thst divide one sector from two adjacent ones)
      8. Setup windowed-walls to rotate (in part) to yield doorways
      9. Services are delivered to the center (to minimize use of
            materials)
    10. Make a conference/meeting room one level up, but
            of a smaller diameter, leaving room for sky viewing,
            antennas, deck chairs, etc. on the rest of occupant's
            roof area
    11. Build all this above a car park (so sun isn't hitting cars
            direcly
    12. Since cars are All-Electric they charge at a central post
            (& there's no exhaust to breath above the car park)
    13. (Now, it's your turn... what have I forgotten?)
    14. A large windgenerator rises up from center of conf/mtg rm
    15. storage batteries are below the conf/mtg rm (among other things)
    16. all of the above (built as a unit) is located up on a
            very scenic hill top, with a few others like it dotting
            other selected/nearby hilltops
    17. The whole structure defends its occupants from weather &
            intruders (physical & electronic)
    18. Just a walk away is a similar or compatible structure,
            which provides underground living spaces, underground.

  50. EBSCOHOST? by kaysan · · Score: 1
    I remember during the second year of my studies (sociology) we visited a few buildings designed by architects advised by organisation sociologists, experts, whatnot. These buildings were designed for a few sub-efficient municipal institutions. Their interior environments were designed so as to stimulate communication and cooperation between employees, much the same way you could find it at small companies, right at their offset. Workspaces were open, visible, accessible; doors made of glass, hallways were wide with large tables at which people could sit and cooperatively work on projects.

    I'm sure the EBSCOHOST database sports a host of literature regarding socio-architectural influences on organisational achievement, employee integrity/efficiency, etc

  51. Do it the Agile way... by MickDownUnder · · Score: 4, Funny

    Use SCRUM !!

    Create groups of 5 co-workers strap them together with ropes back to back eliminating the need for chairs or desks.

    Every morning pitch scrums against each other making them run from opposites sides of the office to clash in the middle. The team that manages to push the other team back to their side of the office gets to spend half the day eating coffee and drinking doughnuts, whilst the other team is forced to refactor all the work done by the winning team the previous day.

    I think I should be writting books on this stuff.

  52. stink 'em out by Wansu · · Score: 2



    Eat lots beans, chili and other flatulence inducing foods. Then cut rank farts that peel the paint off the wall.

    Stressful open office layouts? That's exactly the point. These seating arrangements are designed to maximize stress. Any oranganization that adopts them has that as it's goal.

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  53. I suggest the sphere, or perhaps the pyramid by arcite · · Score: 1

    Just think of the possibilities!

  54. My perspective (speaking as one of them) by mark · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cube farms are offices designed by people who don't know how to design things. It's hardly surprising that they are shitty places to work.

    Offices isolate the members of what should be a reasonably social job (software development) from one another, so that's no good either. who wants to work in a rabbit warren?

    open-plan has problems too. some people need to have spaces where they can be approached discreetly. that's why many open-plan spaces still have some separated spaces. it's nothing to do with elitism. i have an isolated and private desk space, in a corner with a bookshelf between me and everyone else. i need this because at least half of my day is spent on the phone to clients, and even if the constant sound of my voice didn't drive my staff mad, the sound of my staff would send my clients away. my staff also need to be able to approach me with personal matters -- if not in complete privacy then at least with discretion.

    if I have a developer complaining of a lack of productivity then i suggest that they work from home for a while. unfortunately, telecommuting comes with it's own set of problems, and if you let someone telecommute for too long then my experience has been that they start to disconnect from the other people in the office and become, effectively, an outsider (or worse: kind of paranoid). this situation is clearly not in anyone's interest, so my policy is that telecommuting be limited to distinct periods for specific jobs, and not be a regular way of work.

    Speaking as one of "them", who was formerly one of "you", I think that offices are overrated. I've had them and I prefer the space we now share to any office I've ever had in the past.

    1. Re:My perspective (speaking as one of them) by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      Offices isolate the members of what should be a reasonably social job (software development) from one another, so that's no good either. who wants to work in a rabbit warren?

      It's an office, not a jail-cell. Assuming people working on related work are seated relatively near to each other (and they should be), it's not so difficult to get up and walk a few feet to speak to a co-worker. And if you give people reasonably sized offices, small meetings (2-4 people) can be held in any individual's office. Provide plenty of mid-sized to large conference rooms for when larger meetings are required.

      In addition, have telephones, an IRC server, email and IM to provide additional communication channels as well; and people can work in separate offices but still communicate quite effectively.

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  55. Open space = quit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Several months ago, I started working in an open space environment designed for ~15-20 people, where nearly 40 people are crammed in. I was thinking "it ain't gonna be THAT bad"... after all, I was the lucky guy in the corner (the neighboring corner is owned by a manager 2 levels above me). Now I'm thinking: "I'll be quitting my job next month". The noise is unbearable, project leaders are fighting loudly with management; co-workers shouting to each other across the room etc. I can make less money, just get me out of here.

    Most of you have probably watched Office Space and seriously, I sometimes consider going to work to dig some ditches like Ron Livingston did... F***n A.

  56. Nooooooo by CubicleView · · Score: 1

    I'll change, it wasn't me, it was open plans fault, just give me a second chance.

  57. Maybe you could start by ... by Aceticon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You could start by adjusting your pitch:
    - Sounding angry doesn't help
    - Teleworking is a whole different ball game. There's a lot more factors in teleworking that just offering a potential work environment.
    - Going for private offices with Aeron chairs is a long shot and it weakens your whole argument.

    I'll explain:
    - Nobody negociates with angry people
    - Teleworking can decrease communication within the team. In my experience phoneing the guy working from home is harder than just turning your head and talking to him - this does not affect discussion of "immediate and important" factors/issues but does affect all others. Above all, the person working from home will be much less likelly to "absorve knowledge from the shared knowledge pool of his collegues" (in other words, that person is less part of the gestalt that is the team). Also, some people work beter out of home, either because of their personality (some people work beter working alongside other people) or because their home environment is not conducent to concentration (for example, due to noisy kids).
    - Two points:
    a) In our current corporate culture, private offices are still seen a symbol of status, which in practice means they're a management perk.
    b) Why are you going for expensive chair associated with the excesses of the dot-com bust?

    I sugest aiming for group offices - closed spaces with 5 or 6 people. Big enough for a team, small enough to significantly reduce noise and visual distractions. Best of all, it helps build team spirit.

    1. Re:Maybe you could start by ... by Lazy+Jones · · Score: 1
      I sugest aiming for group offices - closed spaces with 5 or 6 people. Big enough for a team, small enough to significantly reduce noise and visual distractions. Best of all, it helps build team spirit.

      The downside is that it limits your options for growing or splitting teams. If you have a closely-knit, efficient team of 6 people and their office is full, what do you do if you want to hire 1-2 more people for the same team?

      The only viable solution for office space is to have moveable walls (but with good noise reduction) so you can always adapt to your current needs, but sadly, most offices don't allow for this.

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    2. Re:Maybe you could start by ... by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      If you have a closely-knit, efficient team of 6 people and their office is full, what do you do if you want to hire 1-2 more people for the same team?

      - You reorganized the office if there's available space so that it sits one or two more persons
      Or
      - You move the whole team to another office
      Or
      - You trade places with a team that has more office space
      Or
      - You split your team. Preferably along low-connecting function lines (example: the testers go to one room, the developers to another) or application lines (example: the guys working on the core application go to one room, the ones doing customer specific add-ons go to another).

      In general, the bigger the team, the more the lines of comunications and the more the chaos. In practice, projects are split into manageable size parts and so are teams. Big project are done by multiple interconnected teams - don't fall into the trap of believing the whole "we are all a big team" bullshit spewd by management on such a project: each group in the project is in practice a team.

      All this to say there is in practice a ceiling to the size of an efficient team and office space can be setup talking this in account.
    3. Re:Maybe you could start by ... by donak · · Score: 1

      I work in a government office (Queensland, Australia) and we are in a semi-cubicle, semi-open plan environment. We have work spaces based on 5 to 10 people working in a particular "functional section" of the office, but with easy access to all other parts of the office, and corridors between them if you're simply trying to escape.

      Though this might seem like an opportunity to suffer all the worst aspects of both, it's actually quite good, and does reduce noise & interference ... while allowing some interaction, at least with the taller members of other sections!

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    4. Re:Maybe you could start by ... by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      I've recently worked under such an environment. Although it's beter that open space, it's still far more noisier and a bit more disruptive than team offices.

      In a sense, that environment is a bit like a cubicle farm, only the cubicles are team-sized.

      PS: In my experience, the beneficts of the iteraction with members of the other sections are far outweighted by the disruption of hearing the other groups having meetings and discussing what to do next.

  58. Here's a UK complaint about open plan ! :-) by fantomas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ok, I'll raise to your bait. I'm in the UK and I hate open plan offices. There you go! one more complaint to add to your "few" :-)

    I'm a PhD student in a department of the Open University (yes there are on-campus postgrad students at the Open University). I work in an open plan office. I'll say up front we get a generous amount of space, a big desk, our own shelf space, comfy chairs. There are 24 spaces divided into 6 areas. These are in the middle of a whole floor single room area. But not everybody 'lives' here: this is how the building was designed, but then the senior management insisted that they needed offices, so offices for the more important people were built the length of the floor on both sides against the windows. So we have offices down the sides (one and two person) and open plan up the middle.

    I can't concentrate in the open plan area: there is too much noise. It's ok if I just want to do routine work, but if I have to think hard then there are just too many noise distractions. I think there's some basic sociology happening here: I don't believe 20 or so people can all be on the same work rhythm. 4 people in an office maybe: you can negotiate when is 'heads down hard concentrating' time and when is 'ok lets let off some steam and chat about tv/sport/whatever' time. I just don't think this can happen with 24 people. Particularly in an office like ours where people keep different time schedules. I don't think people are being selfish, they just forget other people are maybe in a different head state at different times. Some people can work with headphones on listening to music, but me, I just end up concentrating on the music....

    Add to this the offices down the side: I've noticed an interesting effect: people will go into the rooms to do serious business and have their meetings, but as they leave the office, standing in the doorway, they have broken out of serious business mode and that's the place they carry out the chit-chat /social grooming ("how are the kids? did you see the football last night? let me tell you a funny joke..."). And... standing in the doorway means - 1.5 metres from somebody in the open plan area's desk!!! So we get the disruptive social chat.

    Also at one end of the floor is the entrance, at the other end is the meeting room. So we get passing meeting room traffic. Another distraction. Grrr. Life in a goldfish bowl when you are trying to do the hardest work of your life. What do I do? I pay for a broadband connection and work from home....

    Sorry about the length of the post, you can see this has been therapy letting off some steam, grin!!!

    1. Re:Here's a UK complaint about open plan ! :-) by duguk · · Score: 1

      Agreed, I work in a small company in an open plan office, probably about 20 people in there.

      There's 10 people CONSTANTLY on the phone (customer service, etc) and I don't think I've ever felt less concentrated, I get disturbted probably every 10 minutes. I work less than 2 meters from the kitchen door, plus theres a radio that always on. Even when I've got headphones on and I'm deep in work, I'll still get disturbed by someone - and the premise of "Can you give me two minutes, I'm right in the middle of something" seems to mean NOTHING!

      I've mentioned it to the boss, but its no help and I'm tempted to go into Bus Driving instead.

      Shame, but its true.

      DugUK

  59. Look at teams or groups by houghi · · Score: 1

    I used to work with cubicles and one of the first things I did was take away the walls of those cubicles. People were amazed about the size of their desk. Also the noise went DOWN, because they could see if their neighbour was there to ask something. Productivity went up because people started to actualy talk to each other. Communication is almost always imprtand, even if you have drones just entereing numbers.

    At an other place, the floor was just too big, so seprations were set so that teams were seperated from other teams, as to keep the groupsize of about 20.

    So you need to look at each situation individualy. Also re-organize where people sit from time to time and let the people choose (partly) what they want and where they want to sit. Make it a group efford or part of a teambuilding.

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  60. Not bloody likely by psykocrime · · Score: 1

    Not gonna happen, when even some developers have been brainwashed into believing that open-plan and/or cubicles are a good idea. Some developers actually tout the supposed advantage of "I can be so much more productive when I can just yell over the cube wall to ask Joe something."

    Unfortunately this is a very self-centered and short-sighted view; since they are neglecting to consider the effect of the constant
    distractions on **everybody else** within earshot. Between noisy conversations, "over the wall" yelling, ringing phones, speaker phone conversations
    and all the other disrupting factors found in a typical office, I find it amazing that anybody could actually advocate cubicles / open-plan. <sigh>

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  61. so, what's teh point of by BlackShirt · · Score: 1

    open-office?

    1. Re:so, what's teh point of by shmlco · · Score: 1

      Cubes. And MS Office. ;)

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  62. You missed a step by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's a pretty obvious implicit assumption in the article that private offices (I don't know what Aeron chairs have to do with anything) are better than open plan offices. There's plenty of research that suggests otherwise, at least in some lines of work.

    In response to others posting in this subthread, yes, I work in an open plan office with around 25 other people on this floor, and yes, we have a couple of guys who work in other one-man offices and effectively telecommute. The extra impromptu conversations, which are the main advantage of being open plan, are very helpful. For the rest, there's not much that can't be addressed with some simple courtesy to fellow workers, providing enough properly-equipped meeting rooms and using them sensibly, occasional on-site visits by teleworkers, etc.

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    1. Re:You missed a step by vakuona · · Score: 1

      I just started a new job, and it is very different from what I have been doing before. I need to engage with others , ask questions and so on. It would be very difficult if every time I needed something explained to me, I had to knock on someone's door.

      Although, our open plan office is rather spacious, and does not feel crowded at all, so it may not be representative of the average experience, but I am very sceptical that the average office job would be better done in private offices. We already know what people can get up to in their cubicles.

  63. Re:Try to talk their language; don't hold your bre by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
    Even if you can build the case against cubicles, you still need to be able to communicate with management. That means, y'know, diplomacy, communication skills, a lil bit of cunning, and what not.
    Bullshit?
  64. Google offices and its cubicles by bismark.a · · Score: 1

    I really like Paul Graham's view about great hackers and their aversion towards cubicles. Google may be a great company to work in with all their star hackers and what not, but it has not got its offices done right. For instance look at the Google's Australia office with the long rows of tables for their programmers.

    Compare with the plush private offices that Microsoft provides to its developers developers developers.

    As a side note, I had posted the links on this same topic some time ago, but can't seem to find it on slashdot now.

  65. It's not national, just specific companies by msobkow · · Score: 1

    It's not an "American", "Canadian" or any other nation's "thing".

    Some companies just don't treat their staff with any respect or dignity.

    But the whining about open offices is just that -- whining. I've worked in cubes, offices, data centers, and most recently, an open office exactly like the article complains about.

    People were quiet, respectful, we had good communications, and excellant equipment (Reserve America.) It was also one of the most skilled teams I worked with over the years.

    During those years, I've run into no shortage of "experts" whining about their desks, their chairs, their monitors, their computers, the contents of vending machines, the brand of coffee, etc. There is just no pleasing some people, so their contracts don't get renewed. They aren't good enough to be worth the hassle.

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    1. Re:It's not national, just specific companies by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I think the worst "open office" plan I've seen to date was with a company I interviewed with once.

      The developers were off to the side of what I came to refer to as the "Sea of Humanity" - literally a couple *hundred* people in 4 person shoulder height cubes whose job entailed being on the phone all day. The noise was nearly deafening and I am amazed that the devs got anything done at all.

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    2. Re:It's not national, just specific companies by msobkow · · Score: 1

      My worst environment was starting a contract two weeks before the furniture was delivered. We had monitors propped on towers, keyboards in our laps, and mice on spare visitor chairs from other parts of the building.

      My chair itself was one of those ancient wooden swivel types.

      The furniture delivery made life much easier, but we were still working in the rumble of a data center.

      Gotta love noise-reduction headphones. :)

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    3. Re:It's not national, just specific companies by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      This place didn't want their dev staff to have headphones at all. They were treated basically *exactly* like the rest of the sea of humanity (whose job, as I mentioned, was to be phone jockeys).

      Distractions abounded. I'm amazed that they were able to concentrate at all. Then again, this was last year, and it turns out that they were still writing their fairly complex in-house app in VB6.

      I had a real headache when I left.

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    4. Re:It's not national, just specific companies by husker_man · · Score: 1

      I can beat that. I was interviewing with an insurance company, and was walking with the manager with whom I was talking over to their conference room. To get there, you had to walk through their cube farms. The cubes were organized with each person getting a 3 foot by 3 foot "cube", but their back was open to the hallway and to the other three people in that "cluster". It was noisy, and certainly not conducive to any in-depth work at their PC. As part of it, the hallway was only two feet wide, so you had a constant flow of people behind you all the time. The interview went well, but after a very short while (about 1/2 hour into the interview) I had decided not to take the job. Funny story: the group I was supposed to have lunch with got called away to fix a critical problem, and the guy who took me to lunch was rather taken aback when I started asking how close to the Dilbert cartoon strip did his office operate.

    5. Re:It's not national, just specific companies by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Why do I get the feeling that this insurance company may be in the Cleveland area? =]

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    6. Re:It's not national, just specific companies by husker_man · · Score: 1

      Nope, the name of the company contained the name of the city it was located in, and if the Soviet Union had ever dropped the bomb, it would have been onto the very big Air Force base just south of town. I had a t-shirt (like many others) with the logo of the company (suitably modifed) and the name "Mutants of -----", substituting the name of the city for the dashes.

  66. tele-working creates MORE traffic by Also+New+Here · · Score: 1

    a recent study made in Belgium came with the stunning results that tele-working creates more traffic. basically when you go to work, you just make two rides. You go in the morning and come back in the evening. But ppl that work from home, often do other tasks at the same time, like driving kids to and from school, Doing some quick grocery shopping etc... on average, tele-working peeps are on the roads more often.

    1. Re:tele-working creates MORE traffic by RoboRay · · Score: 1

      "But ppl that work from home, often do other tasks at the same time, like driving kids to and from school, Doing some quick grocery shopping etc" Oh, sure... You're right. Because people that don't work from home also don't have kids or eat.

    2. Re:tele-working creates MORE traffic by antirelic · · Score: 1

      "a recent study made in Belgium"... a country the size of a thumbtack with free and effecient public transportation (yes, words dripping with envy) is probably not a great "model" for the societal effects of telecommuting. Probably a better topic would be "The effects of telecommuting in a Eutopian society".

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    3. Re:tele-working creates MORE traffic by EnglishSteve · · Score: 1

      It may technically create more traffic, but it's *not all at the same time*, so it tends to spread the traffic out during the day. I work from home and I do run errands during the day, but never at rush hour.

  67. Another way to look at it by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    But does anyone actually have some sort of operational study showing that it does, in fact, increase productivity [i]that[/i] much?

    Productivity definitely takes a massive hit when your top programmers leave to take jobs in offices with more appealing environments. I don't think you have to show massive productivity improvements, only that it doesn't cost any more than what they're doing now.

    Custom environments would never fly in some of the state government offices I worked in. If anyone had any type of office that was unique or different, like trying to bring in a TV, microwave or frig, the other workers would pick and whine about it until it was taken away. It's like they all had to be at exactly the same level of misery.

    The best "office" I ever worked in was a project at a large service company. They were remodeling their offices and didn't have anywhere to put contractors, so we took over part of an equipment warehouse. We took sections of chain link panels and made a perimeter so we could lock our equipment up at night. We fastened white boards around the inside which gave us privacy, security and lots of white space to brain storm. Taking one of their flat bed trucks out we picked up old furniture people put out for the trash and bought some cheap covers for them, our tables were plywood sheets on saw horses. Got a TV, cable, high speed internet, a refrigerator, microwave, blender and cappuccino machine. While we were out scouting for furniture we ran across a basketball hoop and snagged that, too. Set it up in the opposite corner of the warehouse. We wired our display monitor to the fence but were otherwise free to fashion our working space to our tastes. I called it the Half-Life office, but it was the most fun and productive environment I've ever worked in (the team personalities were a big factor in that as well). It was pet friendly...at first, anyway.

    The customer was a little skeptical at first but we were seriously punching out the code. After a while they'd start getting their daily update around lunch and hang around to shoot baskets afterwards. By the end of the first month the execs would come down, grab a soda out of the frig and plunk down on one of the couches, just to hang out for a while. Mornings were quiet time until about 3:30 when we'd crank up the music to get a little energy going.

    That was one of the few jobs I really looked forward to going to work every day. We'd arrive early and stay late and it didn't seem as much like a job. The DBA on the build ended up being hired on as a VP.

    I'd take a cut in my charge rate to work in a more comfortable office. Life's too short to be stuck in a cubicle.

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  68. What's wrong with cubicles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We went from high cubes to low cubes and it sucked. But I didn't mind my regular cube. It afforded a certain amount of privacy and had plenty of space. If people have to work together in an office, high private cubes are probably the kindest model to individuals. Low cube sweatshop environments are demoralizing.

    The real answer to this question, of course, is: telecommuting.

    I do nothing at my job that I can't do just as well from home. And at home, my costs are a buck or two a day for internet. No rent. No air conditioning or heat. No plumbing. No insurance. No parking. High availability.

    Telecommuting is superior in every way to going to an office. Oh well.

  69. I used to hate cubicles by barzok · · Score: 1

    But then I learned how bad open-plan offices can get.

    I'm sure that open-plan offices can work, but only if everyone understands that sound carries. When you have an office full of Loud Howards who alternate between shouting on the phone and shouting on the phone to be louder than the other Loud Howards, it gets completely unreasonable.

    The supply room in your office shouldn't stock foam earplugs because people need them. People shouldn't need to wear noise-cancelling headphones and have their supervisors buy white noise generators just to block everything else out and be able to concentrate their own work. These are signs to management that either people need to respect the space they're in, or they need to give everyone their own space.

  70. Organize around your teams by montge · · Score: 1

    My employeer tends to have "semi-private" offices (meaning a couple people per room based on size) and then have a number of team rooms. In our corporate offices you tend to work multiple projects at a time, so dedicated team rooms don't make sense for us.

    Now as for my client, they generally just throw people in to the cub farm, and see what happens, unless you're a high priority project, then they find a room, so right now 7 of us got split off into a seperate room. It's been a lot better for team collaboration, except for the fact we have no whiteboard space, only 3x4 boards, but that's a problem with the size cubes. I've been thinking of just buying a board for the team, putting it up on the wall, and moving on.

  71. Peopleware by famebait · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Buy the boss a copy of the book "Peopleware" for christmas. It goes into great detail in documenting how stressful environments do not make economic sense, in a way that is believable for business people too.

    That said, private offices are not necessarily the best solution. People who work together on the same thing can get great benefits from sitting together. The tragedy of the cube farms and open plan offoces is that they are almost never used for what the whole point was: to rearrange frequently according to needs.

    My ideal office has "project rooms" that can house a handful of people working together, and shielded them fom disturbance from other groups. Enhances communication, less disturbance overall, and the noise there is is less of a problem, because noise from someone working on the same thing as you is much less distrubing than noise from unrelated activities.

    But a good and often more realistic runner-up is to just lobby for the opportunity to use the capabilities that cube systems and open office plans offer: arrange your project group togeter. Use a lagoon layout (sit back-to back) so you get a "safe" and cohesive "inside" area, a good perimiter to shield against the rest of the world, and easy access to scoot over to your coworker when you want to show or discuss something. Avoid the more obvious island arrangement (face-to-face), where monitors act as walls betweeen project partners, and you ahve to take a walk to see someone else's screen, the outside world stresses you out behind your back, anf the feng shui is just generally destructive.

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    1. Re:Peopleware by Courageous · · Score: 1

      We have an 8 person "lagoon layout" at work. To get it, all we had to do was ask.

      That's the beauty of these modular furniture systems. The interesting part, is that it was actually pretty easy to set up, and for the most part only involved the taking away of panels! If you've seen rows and rows of cubes, you'll recall there is an aisle between them. They closed off the isle on one end (the end facing the major hall), and then brought down the walls closing off the cubes. Our 8 person cube is almost the size of a 12. And the entrance is all the way around, the long way, facing the window. Simply no one walks by us who's not on the project.

      C//

  72. Surprised you don't get it by Loco+Moped · · Score: 1

    It has nothing to do with 'productivity'.
    It's designed to constantly remind you of your lack of importance.
    You can bet the boss has an office.

    Same reason telecommuting isn't popular - it means fewer boot-lickers on display when the PHB's golf-buddies come to visit.

    1. Re:Surprised you don't get it by smack.addict · · Score: 1

      That's a seriously idiotic commentary.

      Cubes are about minimizing office space costs. They costs are very real and very significant.

      Higher up people get offices because as one gets higher in an organization, the company has to give up things to retain those people.

    2. Re:Surprised you don't get it by Loco+Moped · · Score: 1

      That's a seriously idiotic commentary. Cubes are about minimizing office space costs. They costs are very real and very significant. Higher up people get offices because as one gets higher in an organization, the company has to give up things to retain those people.

      If minimizing costs is significant, why isn't minimizing costs for the boss's office space also significant? Do dollars change value depending on who's spending them? No they don't.
      If the "higher up" will move on because he/she doesn't have a fancy enough office, doesn't that just prove my point that the whole thing is about perception of power? Yes it does. And anyone who is more concerned about appearing to be important that he is about actually contributing something in return for his salary should be shown the door. Not the one to his office, either.

    3. Re:Surprised you don't get it by smack.addict · · Score: 1

      If minimizing costs is significant, why isn't minimizing costs for the boss's office space also significant? Do dollars change value depending on who's spending them? No they don't.

      Yes, they do change. A dollar spent on someone who providers greater value to the company has a higher ROI. Thus, spending the money on the boss' office is generally a better investment than spending the money on a programming drone's office.

      If the "higher up" will move on because he/she doesn't have a fancy enough office, doesn't that just prove my point that the whole thing is about perception of power? Yes it does.

      No, it does not. Everyone wants a corner office because it's a nicer environment to work in than a cube or even a single window office. Unfortunately, there are only so many corner offices to go around. Therefore, you allocate those offices to the people who provide the greatest value.

    4. Re:Surprised you don't get it by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      Yes, they do change. A dollar spent on someone who providers greater value to the company has a higher ROI.

      This begs the question of whether somebody necessarily provides more value, simply because they are positioned higher up in the corporate hierarchy. Maybe that view is completely wrong and managers don't actually provide *more* value, just *different* value. Heck, it's even possible that the hierarchy to value view is completely upside down on some occasions.

      Thus, spending the money on the boss' office is generally a better investment than spending the money on a programming drone's office.

      OTOH, you could also say that spending the money on a top-notch engineer's office is generally a better investment than spending the money on a dullard PHB's office.

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    5. Re:Surprised you don't get it by smack.addict · · Score: 1

      Only an ignorant engineer who does not understand the value of management would suggest such a thing.

  73. I'm in the UK and I hate open plan :) by kahei · · Score: 2, Informative


    I worked for a long time in the US, in a cubicle, and I hated cubicles (I hate shoulder-height 'half cubicles' even more, though). I can't say why, I just hate them, and I think everyone agrees with me.

    In the UK, as you say, cubicles are very rare and open-plan is the rule. Where I work now, there's about 8-16 people, working on roughly the same sort of thing at the same level, in one room. It works fine. But at most places I've worked, entire floors or half-floors are open plan -- maybe 200-500 people per floor. This is awful.

    The reasons it's awful are:

    1 -- the 'Space Odyssey' effect. Cielings tend to be pretty low in new build offices, and when the ceiling is low and goes on forever, covered in striplights, the dazzle effect when you look into the distance is horrible for me.

    2 -- higher proportion of flourescent lights. In a small room, people bring in lamps if they don't have a window. In a floor of 500 people, there's no point, so unless you are right at the edge the only light sources are flickering ones. argh.

    3 -- distraction. In a real classic UK office, I'm within 'being annoyed by personal phone calls' radius of maybe 50 or 100 people!

    4 -- fear. The fact that there are always people moving around behind me translates into constant alertness (for me at least).

    5 -- despair. A grid of 500 desks just makes the fundamental pointlessness of work a lot more obvious.

    I have worked in open-plan places (in America & Asia) that take steps to improve things -- for example, giving the open-plan zone an irregular twisting shape helps a bit, having private rooms around the edge helps a bit, having gaps or balconies helps, and actually open-plan offices like this, where you aren't exposed to the whole floor all the time, aren't bad. But London in particular seems to go for the 'endless bright white expanse of flourescent lights' and it's really grim.

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  74. 2006 not 1996.... Virtual Offices... by antirelic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The IT industry needs to take lessons from the automobile industry. Why, in 2006, with dozens of virtual meeting software solutions available (both free and not free), team work applications, secure networking, and remote desktop access does the world bother "going to the office"? I have remotely administered datacenters for years without ever having to step foot into them, yet I have to come into an office so I can sit at a computer terminal (that I could have always accessed from home via VPN). With only 1 meeting a week, I only talk to the people I want to about what I want to, and it usually is never work related, and usually occurs out of the line of site, and over top of the cubicle. If hardware needs to be fixed or updated, I can see coming in to work. Hell, I can even see coming in to work to have "team meetings", but forcing people to drive into a cube forest, to sit for 8 hours a day, to do something they could easily do at home, and STILL have the same amount of communication options available, is rather ridiculous. Why is the IT industry so anti-technology? I'd argue that using a virtual office is IN FACT more productive to an IT workforce. This forces you to leverage your workgroup tools, as opposed to getting up, away from your computer, email and telephone, to walk over, sit next to someone who is going to "show you something", and then proceed to talk about absolute nonsense for the next 30 mins until you get back to your desk. "telecomutting" doesnt mean "anarchy". You can still have enforceable standards such as "logging in" at a certain time and not logging off until a certain time. As mentioned in previous posts, just because you "show up" to an office doesnt mean your working, just like sitting there staring at a wall doesnt mean your not working either.

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  75. An argument from a business perspective by rfc1394 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you're going to get management to understand the reasons for better treatment of programmers, you have to make a business case argument. The simple matter is to argue (in the sense of making a proposal, not in the sense of expressing anger) that it is more cost effective to do it this way.

    Software developers are skilled professionals - or they should be, anyway - and professionals need proper tools and resources to be at their highest productivity levels. Higher productivity means more value for every peso spent. No one would expect even a moderately competent surgeon to work in a dark and cramped operating room with dull tools, doing every job in the operating room with no support staff, and expect anything but sub-par, low grade work with a very high mortality rate. And you wouldn't expect it of a world-class surgeon either.

    And this is exactly the state of software development today in the places that don't make it possible for their software development staff to do anything but sub-par, low grade work with a high probability of failure and an strong likelihood of cancellation of projects as unfinished and a waste of valuable resources.

    The purpose in having a programming staff is to deveop the software tools that allow your organization to obtain the one thing that no other organization in the world has: a competitive advantage and a reason for the customer to select your company over all of your competitors.

    Every piece of hardware you can purchase commercially, and every piece of shrink-wrapped software you buy does nothing but give you the same tools as your competitors have, because you all can (and do) buy from the same suppliers. Software either makes your company more efficient - that it can get more done with less resources than your competitors - or it gives you the capacity to offer products or services that are markedly better than anyone else, or potentially unavailable from anyone else.

    If software isn't there to give you a competitive edge relative to your customers, then what do you have software developers for? Why even bother to have them if you aren't getting something more than every other company with a checkbook? Fire them all and use off-the-shelf applications. If you have software developers, the whole idea is that what they are capable of doing, that no other people can do, is supply you with something different that no other company has, that you can use that difference as a competitive edge that makes your company more valuable to your customers than any of your competitors.

    An advertising company can purchase office supplies from anyone else, they can hire - or freelance - artists to do drawings, photographers and models for ad campaigns, announcers for voice overs, but none of these things can give them a competitive edge because everyone else can buy from the same suppliers, and none of these things will make a difference other than in the technical quality of the ads they produce. The competitive edge is in the people who can think up a great idea for an ad campaign that works to sell the customer's product or service. That competitive edge is something you can't buy, you need high-quality people who can think to get it.

    If you're in the business of selling a commodity product or service that they can buy from anyone else, your sales people are the stars that allow you to make a difference because your salespeople can give your customers new ideas on how to use your product or service more effectively, or show your customers reasons to use your product or service over anyone else. And for that, sales people are paid high salaries, or they get special compensation packages. Because the extra resources that they get provide the company with a competitive advantage.

    The same thing applies to any company that uses software developers to create software used in their business. If your business is the development of software, this is an even more imperative issue, because the software you sell is the only thing t

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    1. Re:An argument from a business perspective by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up!

      Brilliant and very well said!!! To bad you posted on /. because now everyone will follow your advise and we lose our competitive advantage. Alas.

  76. Fairly easy by Geminii · · Score: 1

    As with anything controlled by management, you simply apply yourself. Management-think is controlled by a very small number of factors. Dollars and Time are the major ones. Personnel, to an extent, although they're just a fancy representation of bits of Dollars and Time. There's also Prestige, but it's a minor factor to be applied after D and T. You all know how management thinks. You all know the arguments they use. You're probably a type who learns new computer languages and logic structures for fun. So why not learn the very simple language and structure of D, T and P? Management has no clue. They rely on data (anecdotes) and guesses, which is why most of their policies couldn't touch reality with a really long stick. The data should be supplied by you. The guesses are based on arguments in D, T and P, which if you're smart will also be supplied by you. In short, take a couple of days to learn a new language and then management will do 90% of what you tell them. Hell, I've done it often enough. Killed stupid projects, gotten upper management in trouble, launched multimilliondollar projects, talked my way into the CEO's office, reversed policies, and redefined my job to be, effectively, "whatever I want to do", at a pay rate higher than any of my direct bosses. About the only step I could have taken to make it easier would have been to write a spiel generator and a GUI. Click to upgrade your cube, click to get a pay rise, click to have your boss spanked by the CEO.

  77. How do you do it? by WebHostingGuy · · Score: 1

    - or have a small desk with 2 to 4 people inside

    How do you get two to four people to fit inside your desk? Especially a small desk?

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  78. Its obvious really... by Aceheaton · · Score: 1

    Its obvious in my opinion why employers put everyone in the open. It is to increase transparency. It is already hard enough to get employees to give an honest days work without worrying about them doing their Christmas shopping at work. All it takes is 10-15% of "lazy" employees to ruin it for everyone else. As someone who employs over 80 people I like the open environment where others can "see" you screwing around. After I changed from closed offices to open, our productivity increased about 10% not decreased. You ALL know people those people that screw around at work and have to be looked after all the time. If everyone did their job there would be WAY less of this. Argue all you want, but after hiring more than 250 over the last 10 years I know what I am talking about.

    1. Re:Its obvious really... by Loco+Moped · · Score: 1

      Argue all you want, but after hiring more than 250 over the last 10 years I know what I am talking about.

      I wouldn't dream of arguing.
      I can see that you're much too busy hiring to ever waste time doing your christmas shopping at work.

      That's a job for your secretary on her lunch hour.

  79. what about the matrix by Stooshie · · Score: 1

    There are whole scenes in "The Matrix"(TM) that would have to be cut if we didn't have cubicles!

    Ok, so this was probably the only post on /. that didn't have a reply with some geeky reference to "The Matrix"(TM), until I posted this.

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  80. Here's another Complaint about Open Plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are a manager, right? Managers love open plan (for their staff, not themselves) : they can step out of their office and immediately see if anyone is not working, reading a magazine, surfing the web etc. They can see who is or is not in. They can summon people personally without the "indignity" of going to them. Their own office emphasises their own status. They know that open plan inhibits people's personal phone calls.

    Also, management can increase density just by phoning an "Office Solutions" company to come in at the weekend and shove all the desks closer together. Unlike a small office where there is a distinct limit (legal?) to how many it can house, they clearly regard a large open plan office as having infinite capacity.

    OTOH, compared with 2-4 people in a small office, what is in it for the staff? I never know when I am being watched. I must put up with the chatter of the group of people (mental age = 15) 10m away. Several mobile phone with irritating jingles are singing away unanswed. Someone else mentioned the unease he feels with unseen people moving behind him (in a bar for example I always like to sit with my back to a wall). People are walking past my desk from the drinks machine, sloshing coffee all around. Someone else is has control of whether the windows are open and the setting of the thermostat. That's if there *are* any windows left after the managers' offices have been built against them.

    Don't know what planet your UK is on, but on mine I rarely hear anyone say anything good about open plan, apart from managers.

  81. I just quit by cdn-programmer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I quit a long time ago since I'm an old fart (and a PHB).

    I just quit. Programmers need solitude. While I quit, others may look for a different strategy.

    It is my opinion that people tend to employ a strategy in life that they feel will help them get ahead. Most look for acceptance by the group and tend to be very gregarious. For these people, figuring out what is politically correct is the first order of business. The second order of business is to look good and fit in. Given a difficult decision to make, these people will tend to want to put it to a vote. Given a technical or scientific or mathematical problem to solve - they will tend to fall back on the strategy they know best - and will tend to try to put it to a vote AS WELL . A good example of this is the debate on global warming. Science in general and global warming in particular are not subject to public opinion. Yet look at the dimension of the political pressure that is applied on both sides of the issue.

    Programmers and engineers, technical people in general, tend not to be part of this group. These people need to deal with real science, math and logic. Programs and bridges are not open to politics and popular opinion. If there is a bug in your program it will crash regardless how popular you are and being politically correct likely won't help your bridge stand up if you are an engineer. In fact, many of the disasters which have happened are due to trying to applying political solutions to technical problems. The sinking of the Titanic is probably a good example. Double hulls were in use for over 100 years and high bulkheads to fully compartamentalize the ship were also well understood. These were eliminated or compromised. Even the breakneck speed the ship was travelling at indicates a clear lack of respect for reality and the powerful, yet subtle desire to gain status in a peer group.

    Managers and supervisors tend to be in the "people oriented" group. Since they see their strengths as comming from the group, they want to round everyone up (like a flock of chickens in some cases). Often they simply cannot understand that technical people cannot work in such an environment.

    This is compounded by who makes the money. Sales people tend to be gregarious. Customer service people tend to be gregarious. There is a simple test one can do to confirm this.

    Suppose you have an issue with say billing from a utility. Suppose you just simply refuse to pay the bill until they fix the problem. Your other option is to attempt to call them and they will put you on hold for hours and try to make you listen while their robots annoy you with elevator music.

    The thing is that you cannot simply tell them "hey - you have a problem - please fix it". For some reason these people cannot seem to work unless they have you on line and are wasting your time. See the need for "personal interaction"?

    Ok.. so you undertake to not let them waste your time. If you don't pay the bill - you know they will eventually have to call you up. At least you avoid most of the robots. Again - you are unlikely to be able to get them to do anything to correct your account unless you are willing to let them put you on hold.

    IMHO part of the rift between the sexes falls into this area. Women have always carried the lion's share of the responsibility of raising the next generation. Babies and children need constant attention and were it not for their mother's propensity to talk, babies would propbably never learn to speak. Given this, is it such a surprise that women tend to like careers that are "people" oriented? People like this tend to view solitude as punishment, certainly not an opportunity.

    Back to cubicals. The rift is that the people who manage the company and who tend to bring in the revenues via sales and marketing all tend to be "people oriented" and see their strength in the group. When they go off on their own they tend to shut down. It is di

  82. Don't put words in my mouth by slim · · Score: 1

    There are still people in high positions who seem to think that stuffing a bunch of engineers into a noisy landscaped office is the best way to organize a company. It is not, and we all know it, but can we prove it?

    We all know it, do we?

    I don't know it. I'm a developer, and I absolutely believe that open plan and physical proximity is the way to do.

    Telecommuting is all very convenient, but there's no substitute for sitting or standing face-to-face with someone, seeing their expression, their body language. A physical whiteboard is a far better communication tool than a screen-sharing application.

    I'll tell anyone willing to listen that I am *at least* twice as productive when working in a team of 3-8 people all of whom are within hollering distance, than working with the same people over phone/IM/email.

    My employer wanted us all to become home workers, but we successfully argued this point and persuaded them to rent us an office.

    1. Re:Don't put words in my mouth by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It is only training.

      I worked at home 4 days at the office 1 day for a year. My productivity kicked ass. I also hepl my productivity that we got paid based on the estimated hours and not actual hours. Sadly, that only works with people who are honest.

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  83. Open-Floor subject to numerous "drive-bys" by Mr.+McD · · Score: 1
    For those who have experienced success with an open-floor plan, I am willing to be that your project managers, business analysts, clients all existed in the same floor. When this happens, it sux beyond belief. As a lead developer, you become the victim of coutless drive-by questions that go a little like this:
    • From junior developer: "how do I fix this problem"
    • From PM #1: "we think this defect needs to be addressed now"
    • From BA #1: "we think this defect needs to be addressed now"
    • From Client #1: "we think this defect needs to be addressed now"
    • From Client #2: "we think this defect needs to be addressed now"
    • From PM #1: "prehaps we should also think think about this defect now"
    • From junior developer: "I'm still junior-level and slightly retarded, how do I fix this problem which has an obvious solution yet I'm too lazy to google it"


    I have been in about 5 "open-plans" now and the all suffer from the same type of issue: because barriers are gone, people are more compelled to come up and ask you things. I find the communication process gets far too chatotic and the number of times people are interrupted during the day is insane. I am thankful my new position has an office, with a door that closes.
    1. Re:Open-Floor subject to numerous "drive-bys" by geekoid · · Score: 1

      ""I'm still junior-level and slightly retarded, how do I fix this problem which has an obvious solution yet I'm too lazy to google it""

      you don't want your Jr. Developers googling for answer. They'll get the answer, but they will just mimic it and not understand it. Jr. Developers nede mentoring so they can learn to think about problems in practical ways. Something not taught in college.

      If they come to you for the same problem over and over again then perhaps they need a career change.

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  84. Mod parent up +10 sarcasm by cheros · · Score: 1

    Class - that made me laugh :-)

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  85. Cubicles are the result of tax law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cubicles were not adopted because they are a better way to physically organize office space. They aren't. They were adopted becaused of tax law.

    Businesses have government-mandated depreciation schedules for capital items. These schedules have varying lengths depending on the nature of the item. In the U.S., buildings depreciate on a 40.5 year schedule. Office furniture, including cubicle walls, depreciate on a 7 year schedule. So, building a real office with real walls means that you have a much slower depreciation schedule.

    Businesses are always trying to maximize what they take on depreciation. The more they can take on depreciation in a given year, the higher their "expenses" will be, and therefore, the lower the taxes that they have to pay to the government. So then the government gets very involved in saying exactly how long it takes to fully amortize a capital expense.

    If you're an executive looking at the tax exposure on cubicles vs. real office walls, guess which one you're going to choose.

    This has nothing to do with the relative merits of cubicles vs. office walls.

  86. how about this stat? by Stradivarius · · Score: 1

    ... the number of people leaving for positions at companies with real offices, like this job at ArgonST? Having worked both in cubes and in real offices, offices win hands-down.

  87. FYI..Function point analysis? by meburke · · Score: 2, Informative

    The researcher who invented/championed function point analysis for IBM (Albrecht) also wrote a study that proved that, on the whole, programmers were more effective if they shared no more than 4 people to a work area and the personal workspace was about 200 square feet. Unfortunately I can't put my hands on the analysis right now, but someone could look it up. Again, this was on the whole, meaning averages. In a case like this, I'd be interested to know what the exceptions were, particularly the exceptions that produced the highest productivity.

    Another former IBM'r, Tom DeMarco (Guru of Structured Analysis and Entity diagrams) wrote a book called, "Peopleware", and his conclusion was that programmers needed good-sized office space with no more than two people per office.

    A number of the best architectural engineering offices I've seen use an open plan that promotes workflow. I suspect that a drafting table plus workspace produces enough anti-crowding to promote effectiveness.

    A call for a new office plan is useless unless it solves a problem. A problem is a discrepancy between the way things are and the way you want them to be. If the discrepancy is a performance problem, jumping to solutions without a full analysis is probably counter-productive. (I've seen hundreds of thousands of dollars spent implementing changes that don't have any effect on the actual problem.) There is a good book, "Analyzing Performance Problems" by Mager and Pipe, that truly simplify the process, and another, "The New Rational Manager" by Kepner and Tregoe, that teaches a more formal method.

    If your manager says he would commit to spending $100,000 on a new office plan, could you GUARANTEE $300,000 payback on the investment? (Pick your amount...$100,000 is just an example.) If not, you don't have a problem well-enough defined. Try a different approach: Read, "The Goal" and "It's Not Luck" by Goldratt, and figure out your bottlenecks. It's surprising how often the bottleneck is not an environmental problem, but a policy.

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  88. Just work in a bullpen for a while... by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    ...and you'll blubber with joy to get a cubicle.

    rj

  89. I think HP fixed this ... by JumpingBull · · Score: 1

    IIRC, HP had an article in the HP journal ca 1990(?) on office plans. The problem with the private office was it was difficult to find people, wide open spaces in desk farms or cube farms suffered from noise. Their solution was a hybrid cube.

    In this construction, private offices were build with glass in the top 1/3 of the wall. Two panes of wire strengthened plate glass were tipped out about 15 degrees. This construction keeps parallax down, permits people to see around the space, and serves as a pretty good noise barrier.

    Strictly speaking, this could easily be made into modular cube type construction, the glass panels could be made of plastic, also. The overall lighting could be set into the low V formed by the glass panel, and be directed upwards as a glare free light source, and task lighting would be specific to the individual. Seasonal Affective Disorder could be addressed by localized brightness in the work position.

    I am sure that themes and variations can be thought of - like using the upper reaches as semi-sealed planters, etc. Low maintainence, and all that green could act as an air purifier, if the right foliage is chosen.

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  90. PHB's are not the only clueless idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "we all know it" is not proof, with merely demonstrating this to the idiots in charge being all that is left to do.

    No wonder you have a problem proving it, your mind is weak. The scientific method starts with a hypothosis, not a conclusion, then it tests to see what is really going on.

    Get back in the box until you can think.

  91. Different people by Spazmania · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Different people respond to cubicles and open-plan offices differently.

    Management tends to consist of extroverts. They're in meetings or on the phone with lots of different people all day. This energizes them. Spending an entire day in a closed office typing code on a keyboard is the worst torture they could think of. They understand that you like it, but they have no idea why. At least with cubicles you're able to chat with your neighbors while you work so that your experience with the company isn't so awful.

    Engineers, especially the good ones, tend to consist of introverts. Spend an entire week with nothing but a problem to be solved and your tools and you're in heaven. Meetings and chatter with your neighbors are not good things: they're interruptions. Worse, they're draining. The definition of torture is that you accomplish nothing all day due to constant meetings and chatter. Its exhausting and not in a good way. If you're lucky your music headphones at least let you pretend that your alone so you can occasionally get some work done.

    Its a personality trait thing. Any good psychologist could explain it.

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    1. Re:Different people by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Meetings and chatter with your neighbors are not good things: they're interruptions. Worse, they're draining. The definition of torture is that you accomplish nothing all day due to constant meetings and chatter. Its exhausting and not in a good way. If you're lucky your music headphones at least let you pretend that your alone so you can occasionally get some work done.

      You should write a manifesto.

      That just summed up my experienced in cubicles, if I ever got over an hour of consecutive, uninterrupted concentration and productivity, that was a good week!

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    2. Re:Different people by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Engineers, especially the good ones, tend to consist of introverts"

      I wish we could do away with that myth.

      I have worked with top notch engineers. I can't think of one that was an introvert.
      Some of there social skills were'nt as refined as someone who deals with the public socially everyday, but not introverts.

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  92. Just a way of saying by coldtone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Putting people in cube farms is how a business tells you:

    1. Your job is easy to do.
    2. You are not vital to the companies goals.
    3. You are easy to replace.
    4. You are not likely to find anything better.

    Are they wrong?

  93. We have stats (industry dependent) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our company has two sites (SF and LA) and one has almost entirely cubicles and very few offices (SF). The other has mostly offices and very few cubicles (LA). The productivity of the SF office is higher in my department, and while there are many reasons for this, most people in SF will tell you the open plan design keeps the whole team moving forward faster. In fact, we have people who are supposed to have offices who refuse to move out of the cubicles because they like them better.

    Of course, I've never found the "need 15 minutes to start working again" to be true for me or my co-workers. I also work with great people who respect when I don't want to be interupted. We also have a few usually-empty conference rooms with workstations in them where people can go if they need to have a louder/longer discussion.

    We also do have Aeron chairs and dual 21" monitors. The cubes are totally not a cost choice for us.

    I think some of this may be dependent on portion of the industry, but I really think most people here would benefit from a well-run open layout. The people in LA want offices, but I think it's just a status thing and if no one had them, no one would care.

    1. Re:We have stats (industry dependent) by doom · · Score: 1
      Our company has two sites (SF and LA) and one has almost entirely cubicles and very few offices (SF). The other has mostly offices and very few cubicles (LA). The productivity of the SF office is higher in my department, and while there are many reasons for this,

      Because the LA office has to hire people who are willing to live in LA. Duh.

      most people in SF will tell you the open plan design keeps the whole team moving forward faster. In fact, we have people who are supposed to have offices who refuse to move out of the cubicles because they like them better.

      An uncrowded open plan with people who like each other can work okay, obviously... but that syndrome of having people who are turning down hardwalls might raise some questions about the management. I was working in one place where some people wanted to be moved out of their hardwalls because they felt like that was the only way they could be informed about what was going on: management wasn't terribly talkative, and if you couldn't evaesdrop on what they were up to you might not know.

    2. Re:We have stats (industry dependent) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > but that syndrome of having people who are turning down hardwalls might raise some questions about the management. I was working in one place where some people wanted to be moved out of their hardwalls because they felt like that was the only way they could be informed about what was going on: management wasn't terribly talkative, and if you couldn't evaesdrop on what they were up to you might not know.

      That's not the case. It's just clear we work together as a team better when office are not present. Taking the senior members of the team and extracting them to offices is bad for them and bad for the team!

  94. Dual Monitors -- 9-50% increase by oneiros27 · · Score: 3, Informative
    Microsoft Research did the study on dual monitors and larger monitors years ago.

    More details:And to support arguments for a closed-door office:... but there's probably more specific research out there on the topic.

    Even at 9% improvement, it'll easily pay for itself in a few weeks when you consider the total cost of keeping an employee (typically 2x their annual salary) [Note -- it mostly relates to people working on multiple tasks or dealing with large amounts of information, so it may not hold true for all tasks, but you can just forget to mention that part to your boss]
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  95. why you want that T1 by artifex2004 · · Score: 1
    BTW, why would you want T1's at home? They're kinda slow aren't they? Perhaps good for uploading - most DSL (around here) is half the speed upstream. For a fraction of the price, downstream has 3x the throughput. I pay CAD$35/month for a 5Mbs/800Kbs connection with static IP - why would I want a T1?


    As someone who used to be an engineer for a Tier 1 backbone provider, I can tell you: it's not about the bandwidth. It's not even about the fact that T1s are symmetrical in throughput, and most DSL is ADSL, and thus asymmetrical. It's about the reliability.
    When I was telecommuting, a lot of my work consisted of working on restricted infrastructure through SSH2 connections.
    I could have, and actually often did, do this from a dialup connection, like when I would be on call, in a remote location, and an emergency would come up.
    However, a T1 gives you rock solid performance, and when it doesn't, you have a lot of information on your router's interface to clue you in to what's wrong with it.
    Not to mention, the telco will take your* call and test to the smartjack.

    Try troubleshooting in detail a DSL line, or getting a telco to test the line at all, not to mention right away. If you're connecting to an ISP at the other end instead of your company, try getting your ISP to handle troubleshooting the DSL properly, and getting telco to test. To really test the full DSL loop, they have to get a truck out to your premises -- there's no smartjack. There are things they can test to, in your subdivision or in the box at the end of the street, without rolling a truck, but they can't test all the way. (The tools some DSL modems may have are not enough)

    *assuming you're the company paying the bill for the T1 line itself. If it's your ISP, you often should be calling them.
    1. Re:why you want that T1 by Malc · · Score: 1

      In seven years of telecommuting, I've found residential DSL to be more than reliable enough for telecommuting. I've had three major problems, all caused by ignorant techs at the telco (switched my line from interleaved channelisation to fast path without checking that my line could handle it or not, and twice this year they've upgraded my profile so that my downstream was set to more than 100% occupation for the line). There's been some occasional periods where rapid expansion by the ISP I had caused performance issues during primetime (i.e. evenings when I wasn't trying to work anyway). I've had enough information from my hardware to diagnose sufficiently where problems lay. I really don't want nor need more technical information about the line - it's a waste of my time and mental bandwidth. Once I've determined whether the problem is at my end, it's either a problem with ISP, or the link between my demarc point and ISP - it's not my problem at that point. Let the telco and ISP deal with it. Except when I used the telco, my ISPs have all kicked arse and resolved things quickly. It helps to pick small ISPs where the people are helpful and know their shit, and don't hire ignorant script monkeys who will have you reinstall TCP/IP when it's clearly a problem with Broadband Access Server.

  96. Ask the VP to use a cubicle for a week... by phallstrom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just like the airline VP's who eat their own airline food a couple times a week, make the VP use a cube for a week or two and then let him decide. If he's still able to concentrate, make phone calls, etc... then he probably won't change his mind, but if he's not, perhaps he'll understand.

    At the very least he'll know a bit more what it's like.

  97. OT: Re signature by jc42 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Attn gay Linux users: please join us at gaybuntu.com

    As an aside, it seems to me that it could be useful to have similarly tailored releases that cater to assorted special groups. I'd bet there are other groups doing similar things. Is there a more general effort to coordinate such tailoring? I'd think that people working on such special distros could benefit greatly by talking to each other and developing general tools to support such efforts.

    I've been getting tempted to switch my RedHat linux server over to ubuntu, just to get familiar with it. Getting mixed up in such an effort could be a motivation to sit down and do it.

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    1. Re:OT: Re signature by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Unlike Kubuntu or Ubuntu CE, Gaybuntu is not a distribution, but rather a forum where Gay Ubunut user may meet and discuss. At least for the moment. It could become a distribution later on, if there's sufficient interest... However, your idea of setting up a framework for making custom variants of Ubuntu is a good one, which may also be used for other purposes, such as for instance custom Ubunut variants for schools (... which would include student management tools, and other assorted items that are particularly useful for schools and other communities...)

    2. Re:OT: Re signature by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Gaybuntu is not a distribution, but rather a forum

      Ah. I was under the impression that the goal was a separate "gay" distro. I wasn't too clear on what that might entail, aside from the usual jokes about gays' aesthetic and fashion senses. But that didn't matter, as I'd argue that if a particular group thinks that they need a special distro tailored for them, then they probably do need it, and the rest of us shouldn't question their need. I mostly make this argument about the needs of disabled users, but there's no inherent reason to reject any group's claimed needs. I also use knoppix, which could be considered a specialized distro tailored for support and admin users, and it contains things that would baffle your average user.

      I suppose we could extend the running gay jokes by suggesting that the gaybuntu people be encouraged to take the lead in UI development. Or have those jokes been overdone already? I know the Mac crowd is getting a bit tired of them.

      And actually, the linux crowd has long since separated off UI details into the "themes" concept. So if you wanted some special "gay" themes, it's easy enough to do it. This would imply that the gaybuntu forum is aimed at something larger than the stereotypical UI stuff.

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  98. Work from India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "As long as you are a hard-working skilled techie, you can call the shots if you are somewhat reasonable."

    Agreed. That's why I'm doing this from India.

  99. bah, that's nothing by kpharmer · · Score: 1

    Many years ago I was a programmer in the marine corps - and our office was in the top of an aircraft hanger. The interruptions could include a sergeant that wanted you to empty waste baskets, carry some boxes around - or an A4, F4 or maybe c-130 racing up its engines directly outside of our door.

    So, ear-protection was standard issue - and we simply got accustomed to working at our desks with this equipment on. And we got work done.

    Years later, I've worked in all of the environments described here, and I prefer open-plan with a small number of coworkers (7 or less). A common understanding of the "rules" is required (no music, no hollaring, etc, etc) as well as some maturity from the participants. But this beats the pants off offices in my book - in which you deliberately sever communications between team members.

    This is especially true if at the same time you're wondering how you're going to implement methodologies such as pair-programming: with two people per office you typically don't invite a third person in your office for daily programming sessions. So, where exactly would this occur? In some additional conference rooms? Unused offices? Well, assuming an infinite budget for real estate I suppose this is possible - but in the real world there is seldom so much vacant space.

  100. Ideal Office is In Information Retrieval by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WHere Sam Lowry has an office and a desk (nothing more than a slab-like fixture) sticking out of the wall. THe desk however slides out of view when the office dweller next door decides to use it. Sam only has to work half the time then.

    Mr. Warren: There you are, your own number on your very own door. And behind that door, your very own office! Welcome to the team, DZ-015

  101. Simple solution... by nick_davison · · Score: 1

    Does it mean it's impossible to guarantee an environment conducive to concentration, irrespective of how much you really, really need to concentrate, make it more likely that any interruption to any other worker in the office will also interrupt you, or break your concentration, mean you're in contact with many other people, so your "chance of being noisily interrupted" must be multiplied by the number of people in the office, mean that one inconsiderate person out of a whole office can damage much more than their own productivity?

    They're called headphones.

    Yes, headphones are anti-social, can be overcome by determinedly difficult people and can have difficult managers demand you take them off. All of those remain true for doors and private offices too.

    They're quite a bit cheaper than remodelling too.

    1. Re:Simple solution... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      That's a great solution, assuming:

      1. You can concentrate with loud music (it's got to be loud enough to block out surrounding sounds) in your ears. Personally I can't concentrate as well with any loud noise around me as well as in silence, so this doesn't really work for me.

      2. Your workplace allows headphones. In the example I gave I actually asked if I could at least wear them to get some measure of insulation from the office noise, and was told "no". It was vitally important enough for my boss to be able to shout down the length of the room and get my attention that the simple act of getting up and tapping me on the shoulder or sending me an e-mail was deemed too much hassle, or somehow demeaning to him.

      It literally was that kind of work environment - preserve your Boss's ability to interrupt you at a moments' notice without any effort at all, then complain because you spend your entire work day getting interrupted and aren't as productive as they'd like.

      Incidentally, this was also the Boss we suspected of ADD (or something similar) - in two years of sharing an open-plan office with him, we literally never saw him concentrate on anything for longer than two minutes without getting up, wandering around the room, asking people what they were up to, humming and hawing then going back to his desk to scowl at a piece of paper for another two minutes before going to the loo, announcing a meeting or repeating the whole process.

      It was amazing - I've never met anyone before who was literally incapable of concentrating for two minutes before drifting off and doing something else. And this guy was on probably three times the salary of the people underneath him.

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  102. cubicle not so bad by nothingHappens · · Score: 1

    No really, I've been trying to talk my employer (company of about 30 people) into getting some cubicle dividers, or just some sort of separation between desks, for some time now.

    What we have now is I guess what is meant by an "open office" plan... by which is meant, desks right up against each other in clumps, with very little in the way of dividers or walls, except for maybe a couple bookshelves. We're pretty packed in right now, and I suppose it's par for the course for a growing company -- you're going to be strapped for space now and then. The company has seems to have to move to or expand into a larger space about three times a year, and have plans underway to do so again early next year.

    I would kill to have a little more separation, and I've had a couple of my co-workers also say that they would prefer cubicles over the current arrangement, so long as they were spacious enough to get two people into, so that pairs of people on a project can work collaboratively when needed, and there wouldn't be too much barrier to communication. The new office floor plan looks like they're organizing it according to large projects, although realistically any one of us is usually involved in multiple projects.

    The people I work with are generally very considerate about trying not to interrupt each other much, but occasionally there will be just a lot of hubbub and loud conversation going on, like if a client visits the office or if the sales department is all hyped up over something.

    Anyway, what's got me clamoring for something more cubicley is that my next-desk neighbor has some kind of medical condition I guess, that causes his breathing to be very loud and labored and peppered with gross snorting noises. It puts me on edge something fierce. No one else seems to notice, but then no one else is sitting four feet away from him eight hours a day. I can break out the headphones and put on music, but depending on the kind of activity I'm doing, music can be a distraction too. And besides, wearing headphones for several hours at a time makes my ears sore. To make matters worse, the guy has... how can I put this... a rather strong odor. Point is, it would be much easier to work with him if I wasn't *forced* to be right up against him all the time.

    I don't imagine that my situation is anything all that out of the norm, though; so I don't think enough discussion is being given to this aspect of things. I don't think that separate offices are realistic, cost-wise, for most companies I would want to fork for. And in any case, when I picture such a situation, it feels like *too* much isolation -- I envision communication being very reduced, which seems counterproductive to working on a project team.

    Plus dividers make for convenient places to hang up cheat-sheets, charts, a personal whiteboard, etc. I could really use that.

    I think the cubicle gets a bad rap, frankly. But there are also probably better and worse ways to do the cubicle thing. People you need to work closely with should be easily accessible, so I like the idea about arranging them around a central space. Likewise, people need to be considerate about interrupting one another for any office arrangement to work.

  103. Different strokes by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I preferred both of the open plan options (i.e. with or without cubicles) than the small office. It may get noisy at times but it can be more sociable too.

    What I find is that people have different preferences. Some like a bit of solitude, some like a more close-nit clubby feel. Some kind of adjustable cubicle may be the way to go.

    As far as getting a "real office", not likely to happen. If your work can be that isolated, then your job is ripe for offshoring. Thank globalism if this bothers you. Managers need closed offices so that they can talk about sensative issues without eavesdropping.

  104. real reason why we've got cubicles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cubicles are considered office equipment and on taxes, you can take an immediate depretiation on them over one years timespan. Compare this to office walls(construction) which takes 20 years. ... that's the real reason why we've got cubicles here in america and why in more enlightened places overseas you don't get as many cubicles.

  105. Aeron chairs by Daetrin · · Score: 1

    The office i was working at about five years ago decided to "upgrade" everyone to Aeron chairs. In my opinion they sucked. Maybe if you want to sit with "perfect posture" all day they work fine, but i tend to shift around all day and sometimes cross my legs, and whenver i did that the hard frame would start digging into me and be incredibly uncomfortable. On the plus side since they were getting new chairs for everyone they had no use for the old ones and told us we could take them home and keep them if we wanted, so i now have a very comfortable office chair at home that has far outlasted my employment at that particular company.

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  106. google by dollar_bill_84 · · Score: 1

    I heard that Google does not have any offices. Everyone works in cubicals even executives.

  107. Its more than cube farms -- somethings in the air by HW_Hack · · Score: 1

    When working at one of Intels newer R+D campuses I purchased 2 of those squishy "stress balls" made up of a laytex balloon filled with sand. One went into my office (8x9 cube) the other went home - niether got used --- too busy :) After 9 months the stress ball in my office (while untouched) looked like it had been through a tour of Iraq ---- the stress ball at home looked basically brand new. That told me there was something wrong - really wrong with the whole "environment" I'm now making a lot less working as a Technology Facilitator at a large local high school - low stress - I share a large office with a couple technology teachers .... and have a window I can actually open. The kids are a kick as well.

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  108. Faulty reasoning by duncan+bayne · · Score: 1

    "It is not, and we all know it, but can we prove it?"

    How can you know something without first having proved it to yourself? This suggests you're using something other than reason as a tool of cognition.

  109. Whats wrong with the smells and noise by VGfort · · Score: 1

    And miss out when your coworker in the next cubile farts or belches. I wouldnt know what time of day it was without someones radio playing and hearing the same commercials everyday. If your cubicle is next to a very busy area, where lots of people gather, then you dont have to watch the news cuz you hear everyone everyone talk about current events, sports and what they did over the weekend 8hrs a day. And you know its near lunch time when you can smell popcorn (regular or burnt), greasy burgers, stinky seafood, or whatever else they blew up in the microwave. It only encourages you to leave for lunch for awhile so the smells can subside.

  110. sorry :) by artifex2004 · · Score: 1

    I should have prefaced my comments by saying, "if you want a T1, here's why," or something.
    I agree that DSL is probably fine for most people who work at home -- provided they're not doing anything mission critical. :)
    For mission critical, I'd rather have T1 or even ISDN.

  111. MOD PARENT SUPER-INFORMATIVE by bunions · · Score: 1

    awesome, thanks for the links. THIS is what I'm talking about.

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  112. People are less creative in groups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Time and again research has shown that people think of more new ideas on their own than they do in a group. The false belief that people are more creative in groups has been dubbed by psychologists the "illusion of group of productivity". But why does this illusion persist?


    I always love discussions about open office space-they quickly bring out people who talk about the "creativity" of modern offices, talk which has been shown again and again to be inaccurate.

    Then there is the talk about face to face communication, and how there are things you can't do via telecommuting that you can do in person. I'm still not sure what, exactly, those things are, and people get very vague and ambigious when you ask them to give examples. (Heck, you can ask for TPS reports via email as well as in person.)

    The main result I see of the cubicle farm and the open office space is the creation of a Panopticon environment where work gets done at a glacial pace, if it all, because managers spend a lot of time interrupting people with URGENT TASKS! which are generally not that urgent, if they actually need to be done at all.

    I spent time as a tech support guy, and as a "knowledge worker" who churned out a lot of reports. There was very little in those jobs I couldn't have done from home, or from an apartment near home. (It can be difficult to work from home, specially with small children, but I think of the distraction provided by people asking questions they either a) know the answer to b) could figure out on their own, if they searched their email or c) discussing a sporting event, the internet fad du jour, a tv show, a movie or the private lives of celebrities, and I think it's a wash between home and work.)

    But when I talk this way, I get accused of being a radical (and I do sound like one radical I know of). So I generally quiet myself, and go back to work in my cubicle, expending a lot of effort for little output, and then drive home to my family, in the process polluting the environment and tightening energy supplies just a bit more, along with the millions of other people doing just the same. It's cowardice, but one has to provide for one's family, and if you fail to play the game, it's very hard to do so, unless you have inherited wealth, are among the first people to get into a field (and you'll be bought and/or forced out and replaced with the usual corporate drone later on) or win the lottery.

    All hail capitalism! It's just like socialism, except with larger private plots, a slightly less murderous secret police, and much crappier propaganda.
  113. "Swedish" is not a "race" by alienmole · · Score: 1

    Someone needs to read "The Dummies Guide to Political Correctness". The comment didn't apply to all people in a particular race, so it wasn't racist, it was an ethnic slur.

    Ethnic slurs have a higher potential for comedic value than racism.

  114. Re:A modest proposal to deal with open space offic by Kuvter · · Score: 1

    You're my hero.

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  115. Cubicle Level Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With correct design you can do away with the high wall cubicle but you cannot work in close spaces without Cubicle Level Protection.

    CLP is a group of design features that block peripheral vision for a concentrating worker.

    In the 1960's normal features of the physiology of sight were discovered to cause mental breaks. The "special conditions" that allow exposure to visual Subliminal Distraction are so simple that you can be exposed other places, homes, dorms, student apartments, or small business offices.

    The problem can be demonstrated with a simple psychology experiment.

    http://visionandpsychosis.net/a_demonstration_you_ can_do.htm

    Herman Miller introduced the Action Office 1 in 1964 but had to modify it by 1968 creating the first cubicle.

    http://visionandpsychosis.net/modern_cubical.htm

    Subliminal Distraction can and has happened almost everywhere.
    http://visionandpsychosis.net/

    Several Russian space missions have been shortened because of "psychological problems." There was a psychotic mental break on Soyuz-21.

    http://visionandpsychosis.net/Astronauts_Insanity. htm

    Arround the world there are mental events that defy explanation. They happen where single-room too-small living spaces are used.

    http://visionandpsychosis.net/Culture_Bound_Syndro mes.htm