they don't care if it's a kitten in a box typing out the html every time a request comes in But the article said the Democrats weren't running Windows.
I have a friend who was driving to Disney World. She stopped at some town near the border where she was staying with a friend. Because Disney offered a discount to Florida residents, my friend went to the DMV and claimed that she had just moved into the state, offering the address of her friend as a residence. No evidence other than her word was asked for. Without much ado at all she got a state ID (not a drivers license) that same day. This was before 9-11, so perhaps things are tighter now.
Not much damage was done here. Disney World got a little ripped off but that was it. However, there are instances where we do put much stock into these state IDs -- we need either a national ID or national standards (six of one, half a dozen of the other?).
They might haul you into jail, however, for buying large amounts of plastic forks, rubbing alcohol, and a couple of other items though. Only in Texas. Certain deviant lobbyists got that law removed from the books in Alabama.
When I got to New Mexico, I couldn't even look at huevos rancheros. Within a year, they had become a breakfast favorite.
So if I recall my high school Spanish, moving to New Mexico made you gay?
Is that why guys fall asleep after sex?
It's the fuel of the future - and always will be.
Was it Ludacris, or perhaps Snoop Dogg... "Belgium ain't nothin' but a bitch"
Explosives go to people camps!
No, you fool, he's Asian. Don't mock his accent.
Headaches cause wireless networks!
Johnson, get your ass back to work! And for the last time, I'm as regular as a Swiss clock, so keep your fiber drops to yourself!
Ramen to that. I wish I had mod points.
Dear Sir:
Please remit for the following:
1 pair of khaki pants
1 monitor
(Yes, it was just that funny)
I have a friend who was driving to Disney World. She stopped at some town near the border where she was staying with a friend. Because Disney offered a discount to Florida residents, my friend went to the DMV and claimed that she had just moved into the state, offering the address of her friend as a residence. No evidence other than her word was asked for. Without much ado at all she got a state ID (not a drivers license) that same day. This was before 9-11, so perhaps things are tighter now. Not much damage was done here. Disney World got a little ripped off but that was it. However, there are instances where we do put much stock into these state IDs -- we need either a national ID or national standards (six of one, half a dozen of the other?).
I hate to break it to you, but Tom is not really your friend. He's on everyone's list.
And it never gets old. I, for one, welcome our joke-repeating..
Ah, forget it. In Soviet Russia, something or other.
He's very right. A spider is not an aMinal. Hooray for Slashdot, where we mock the spelling of others!
Did you miss that press release? Apparently, it's coming out at the same time as Vista.