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  1. Re:"The flies do not attack native ants..." on Texas Makes Zombie Fire Ants · · Score: 1

    When I got to New Mexico, I couldn't even look at huevos rancheros. Within a year, they had become a breakfast favorite.

    So if I recall my high school Spanish, moving to New Mexico made you gay?

  2. Re:In speculative fiction for a while on HP Skin Patch May Replace Needles · · Score: 1

    Is that why guys fall asleep after sex?

  3. Re:What, no comments? on First New Nuclear Plant in US in 30 years · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's the fuel of the future - and always will be.

  4. It bears repeating.. on Belgian ISP Forced To Block P2P Traffic · · Score: 1

    Was it Ludacris, or perhaps Snoop Dogg... "Belgium ain't nothin' but a bitch"

  5. Re:A Dutchman improved the production process on The History of the CD-ROM · · Score: 1

    If I recall correctly it was Ron Kok, a Dutch entrepreneur
    No relation to Ron Kok, the Dutch adult film star
  6. In Soviet Russia... on Explosives Camp · · Score: 1

    Explosives go to people camps!

  7. Re:The candidates don't care on Will Linux Win the Next Presidential Election? · · Score: 1

    they don't care if it's a kitten in a box typing out the html every time a request comes in But the article said the Democrats weren't running Windows.
  8. Re:Not the party but the supporters on Will Linux Win the Next Presidential Election? · · Score: 1

    No, you fool, he's Asian. Don't mock his accent.

  9. In Soviet Russia... on Wireless Networks Causing Headaches For Businesses · · Score: 1

    Headaches cause wireless networks!

  10. Re:Slashdot has sunk to a new low... on Wireless Networks Causing Headaches For Businesses · · Score: 1

    Johnson, get your ass back to work! And for the last time, I'm as regular as a Swiss clock, so keep your fiber drops to yourself!

  11. Re:Slashdotter Replies on Thailand Sues YouTube · · Score: 1

    Ramen to that. I wish I had mod points.

  12. Re:This may be a stupid question on RIAA Wins In Court Against UW Madison · · Score: 1

    JPG's of the topless drunk prom queen I will need to see a copy of that... strictly for legal reasons, of course. Information wants to be free!
  13. Re:Yeah, that would be the devil's advocate. on Nuclear Training Software Downloaded To Iran · · Score: 1

    but if the reactor in question is a Pu breeder If you took out "reactor" and replaced it with "guy in the cubicle next to me", then yes!
  14. Re:If this week has taught us anything... on Montana Says No to Real ID, Passes Law to Deny It · · Score: 1

    Dear Sir:

    Please remit for the following:

    1 pair of khaki pants
    1 monitor

    (Yes, it was just that funny)

  15. Re:Belgium IS NOT FRANCE!!! FFS on Google News Found Guilty of Copyright Violation · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing you're one of the 75% of Yanks who thinks "passport" is a request to share fortified wine, right? Oooh, burn!
  16. Re:What happened??!??!? on Some States Say National ID Cards 'Make Life Easier' · · Score: 1

    I have a friend who was driving to Disney World. She stopped at some town near the border where she was staying with a friend. Because Disney offered a discount to Florida residents, my friend went to the DMV and claimed that she had just moved into the state, offering the address of her friend as a residence. No evidence other than her word was asked for. Without much ado at all she got a state ID (not a drivers license) that same day. This was before 9-11, so perhaps things are tighter now. Not much damage was done here. Disney World got a little ripped off but that was it. However, there are instances where we do put much stock into these state IDs -- we need either a national ID or national standards (six of one, half a dozen of the other?).

  17. Re:Don't like it one bit. on Why Does Skype Read the BIOS? · · Score: 1

    They might haul you into jail, however, for buying large amounts of plastic forks, rubbing alcohol, and a couple of other items though. Only in Texas. Certain deviant lobbyists got that law removed from the books in Alabama.
  18. Re:Bring it on. on Vista a Threat to Internet Freedom? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hate to break it to you, but Tom is not really your friend. He's on everyone's list.

  19. Re:Living in Britain... on Chip & PIN terminal playing Tetris · · Score: 2, Funny
    Being an American living in Britian, Chip & PIN makes a lot of sense.
    It's true what they say. British food really IS terrible.
  20. Re:the U-Bend on What Bizarre IT Setups Have You Seen? · · Score: 1
    (Do you need a sink in the data center? Probably not.)
    Haven't you ever defragged a hard drive? You need somewhere to dispose of the waste frags.
  21. Re:This article needs to be changed. on Microsoft Laptop Recipient Auctioning Laptop · · Score: 5, Funny

    And it never gets old. I, for one, welcome our joke-repeating..

    Ah, forget it. In Soviet Russia, something or other.

  22. Re:What's so wrong about blocking software? on The DOJ's New Spin on Blocking Software · · Score: 1

    I'm ... at work, and I need something to cry about. How about the fact that you're at work? It brings a tear to my eye.
  23. Re:Small Aminals? on Acoustic Levitation Works On Small Animals · · Score: 1

    He's very right. A spider is not an aMinal. Hooray for Slashdot, where we mock the spelling of others!

  24. Re:Yeah, right on Stuart Cohen Predicts Office for Linux · · Score: 1

    Did you miss that press release? Apparently, it's coming out at the same time as Vista.

  25. SOAP? on Virus Trackers Find Malware With Google · · Score: 5, Funny
    Google SOAP Search API
    Is there anything that the Snakes on a Plane Search API can't do?