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Thailand Sues YouTube

eldavojohn writes "Thailand is hitting YouTube with charges of lese majeste (up to 15 years in prison) regarding the recent videos on YouTube showing the king next to feet, something extremely offensive in Thailand. 'Since the first clip, more new videos mocking the king have appeared on YouTube, including pictures of the monarch that had been digitally altered to make him resemble a monkey. Thailand's 79-year-old king, almost universally adored by Thais, is the world's longest-reigning monarch, and one of the few who is still protected by tough laws that prohibit any insult against the royal family.'"

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  1. "loved by all" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Thailand's 79-year-old king, almost universally adored by Thais, is the world's longest-reigning monarch, and one of the few who is still protected by tough laws that prohibit any insult against the royal family Nearly every story I see on this subject restates this 'fact'. One should keep in mind that many dictators have had this sort of law in place, and it does seem to work. That is until the law is ended, and people are free to speak their mind. Sure some will maintain their support, if only because of how they were raised. Of course as many of them see nothing wrong with selling their daughters into prostitution (and often AIDS)...

    ...including pictures of the monarch that had been digitally altered to make him resemble a monkey

    Perhaps instead they should photo-shop him into the pictures of the child prostitutes for which his country is infamous (not X-rated would get the most press, just standing among the lineups, and next to the AIDS ridden ones who are dying would be appropriate). Maybe his loving subjects might reconsider selling their daughters into a life of misery.

    posted AC as I am a coward, more reading on the king and Thailand

    1. Re:"loved by all" by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of queues chinese wore under the manchus. A mark of respect or a mark of submission?

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    2. Re:"loved by all" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      > his loving subjects might reconsider selling their daughters into a life of misery.

      That happens for economic reasons, though with the consent of Thai law enforcement. A significant percentage of the country's GDP comes from sex tourism and such. Large differences in economic status, absolute poverty...

      Women and children are sold as slaves in the US, too, or from the US; it's less common to be trafficked from here to another country, because usually the flow of slaves for labor or forced prostitution runs from poorer countries to richer, while the money goes the other way. (Thailand, Russia and former Societ Bloc States, Nepal, Brazil, Nigeria... there are a lot of source countries for slaves.) Destination countries include the US, Canada, India, the UK, Italy, Germany, the UAE, Israel, South Korea, etc...

    3. Re:"loved by all" by empaler · · Score: 1

      That was also my first thought...
      Nobody is nearly universally adored. Not even the Dalai Lama, who is basically just a nice guy with bad eyes.

    4. Re:"loved by all" by Hognoxious · · Score: 0, Troll

      Women and children are sold as slaves in the US, too
      Utah != US.
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    5. Re:"loved by all" by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      Yep, just like the North Koreans have their "dear" leader.

    6. Re:"loved by all" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Next thing you know they'll be removing videos of people having sex with 13 year olds. Or those instructional videos of how to set up an IED to kill foreign invaders. Depends on those local laws really doesn't it.

      I'll turn off my computer now, as I expect the FBI will be visiting me shortly :0)

    7. Re:"loved by all" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, there was a typo in the original story. "Universally adored" should have read "universally adored by people legally required to adore him".

    8. Re:"loved by all" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Thailand's 79-year-old king, almost universally adored by Thais

      I really doubt this, looks like with those stringent laws, they are forced to love him.
      I just wish this old fart dies soon.

    9. Re:"loved by all" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because I'm sure ALL of you have travelled to Thailand.

      Ask Thai people in America how they feel about the king. I'm sure your knee-jerk "ZOMG TOTALITARIAN STATE AND ALL THE PEOPLE HATE THE DESPOT!!!!!one!" may be refuted. The people are just as able to get rid of the king as they were able to get rid of Thaksin... but neither the people OR the junta are interested in having that happen.

      And yes, I -have- been there. My wife is Thai.

    10. Re:"loved by all" by Rac3r5 · · Score: 1

      The parent is right. There are more important things to be concerned about.
      Prostitution is very bad in Thailand and a lot of it is very open.
      I had gone to Bangkok a couple of years ago with my family. From the airport all the way to the markets I could see that things were not right. At times you would see a guy who is with a local woman come next to her and then just fondle her in front of everyone. A lot of young women walking with these men, but u know they are not in a relationship because the woman is walking 2 steps behind the guy. Most of these guys were 35+ white guys. Its pretty sad. I would rather see more enforcement on issues such as these then that about some guy who can't stand any criticism.

    11. Re:"loved by all" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how old is your wife?

      j/k

    12. Re:"loved by all" by StrahdVZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have to wonder why a "universally loved king" has need of tough laws to prevent people from insulting him.

    13. Re:"loved by all" by belmolis · · Score: 1

      To be fair, it isn't at all clear that the King is the one behind this law. Indeed, in a recent incident in which a foreigner was sentenced to ten years in prison for violating it by defacing portraits of the King, the King pardoned the man. Although the King has a great deal of moral power and can influence events by letting it be known that he is unhappy, Thailand is a constitutional monarchy in which the de jure power is limited. The existence of this law owes much to the attitudes of the thai people and political parties.

    14. Re:"loved by all" by v1 · · Score: 1

      Makes you wonder just how insecure ths monarch is if he has to outlaw anyone messing with his image.

      But yes you do seem to be right, I can't think of any dictator/monarch/president-for-life that is not protected by such a statute.

      So I suppose by that logic, all monarchs are insecure? I wonder how much that "universally loved" thing in the OP is true and how much of it is "say you don't like him and we will beat you / imprison you disappear you"?

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    15. Re:"loved by all" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yep, just like the North Koreans have their "dear" leader.

      Of coure they love him and want to honor him. To see this in action, look up a picture of the goatse guy.

    16. Re:"loved by all" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The really is almost unaversilay loved. I've lived here for about eaight months and have not found a single person who does not love him. You may thing there are just scard, but then if you ask them about the king's son, also protected by the lawas, you get a blank smile and they refuse to talk about him. He almost unaversilay hated.

      You must also keep in mind that he has nothing to do with the government. The current dictators are claiming his support, but there is even question about how willingly he have it. The current government will fiercely protect the image of the king because his patronage is the authority the used to claim power (even if it was only after the fact).

      someone suggested here putting the king's face on an AIDS ridden child prostitute. I like that idea. Not to mock the king, but to say, "This is how you mock the king when you do these things." Thais have had his good example for sixty years now. He has done nothing but go about and do good among the people. His subjects have put him on such a high pedestal that they feel they are excused from doing the same.

    17. Re:"loved by all" by The+Cydonian · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Americans (and Brits, I would presume) might not readily understand this, given that their political space is mostly a circus, but what the Thai king gets is not just love, but respect. He kinda embodies their culture and their identity; they even use a different dialect when addressing the royal family. Heck, the grandfather of the current king, Rama V, is actually venerated as a demi-god; he regularly makes an appearance in most Thai families' prayer rooms, next to Buddha and other gods. This, in turn, is a throwback to the old tradition of treating the king as a devaraja.

      Those laws, then, exist not to enforce a single person's ego, but as a way to warn us barangs to not overstep on to the things that the Thais respect.

      The king has no policy oversight on anything in Thailand, and hasn't had for decades now. Quite a red-herring to conflate other issues with that of free-speech.

      (Not to say I actually support the laws - censorship in any form is bad - but it's important to understand the historical and cultural context within which they exist.)

    18. Re:"loved by all" by art03 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Since you obviously DO NOT understand Thailand's culture, why don't you just keep quiet on this subject. Bringing other issues into play only shows how much you do not know how the Thais love their king. Free speech is one thing, but Asian culture is built on respecting society and it is something that you should spend A LOT of time trying to learn that.

    19. Re:"loved by all" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The people are just as able to get rid of the king as they ...

      ... are able to stop the sex tourist trade for guys who want to have sex with little girls, boys and infants?

      Lose that source of revenue and I bet the king and his family would soon be out on the streets sucking donkey dicks for spare change.

    20. Re:"loved by all" by fractoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I spent two months in Thailand last year (left just before the coup, by a happy coincidence...) and I can confirm that yes, the local Thais (or at least all of the ones I talked to) greatly approved of their King. I remember thinking at the time that I wished Australia had a head of state we could be so proud of.

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    21. Re:"loved by all" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "LONG LIVE THE KING"

      I have something to say about this comment here as I feel that it is not appropriate for someone to say bad things about the King.
      I know that if you talk to any Thais, you will know that he is well loved by all his people. Our king is a good man and I feel very
      protective of his reputation and image. I have been on both sides of the fence to comment on this as I have been living in Thailand and
      now away from home for the longest time.

      I grew up in a cops family and I do hear things when I grow up, but not even once I have head bad things about our king. I am educated and
      I am very offended when I was asked what i did before. People are so judgemental, because of the prostitution in Thailand, people tend
      to think that any women who are from Thailand are HOOKERS!.. WRONG! I know that Thailand has a very bad reputation with that but so do
      many other countries..why do people tend to focus on Thailand as a land of prostitution? What about US, Canada, Phillipines, Germany, Mexico...
      look around. I drove by downtown, there are tons of people dealing drugs and prostituting themselves.. Maybe you have not been to many places to be this judgemental. I am educated and I know that it is very hard to see the Thai girls sell themselves for money, but who do I blame?
      DEFINITELY not the KING..I blame the SOCIETY!.

      Sure for economic reasons, Thailand seems to be one of the country that have known in prostitution. The truth is...in the old days it started with poor people who have to take care of their family. Because they are poor, they have no other choice because they have no education. We learned to take care of our parents and grandparents, we don't let them suffer in an old age home. So those girls have no other choice but to head to the City and ended up having to sell their body because they have met the wrong people... Money Money Money..which is sad..but that has nothing to do with our King.

      Those girls got spoiled because people from another countries enter our Country and use money to buy sex (maybe they cannot get any at home or something is wrong with them mentally) -- so, easy money for those girls, and easy sex for the foreigners. But let's face it, it happens in other countries as well. I feel sad that our country has a bad reputation like that but how many people out there will look at Thailand in positive way.

      I DO.. for one, Thailand has never been conquered by any other country BECAUSE of our KINGS (please read some Thailand history about our kings and you will know why the KINGS are important to all Thais. This KING is Rama 9th..you will find the story of the KINGs and The Royal Family very amazing.

      Thailand is a very beautiful country, people are very friendly and kind (if you ever meet one!), I have met so many people who love Thailand, some moved there for good..some always go for visit, some never stop talking about our country once they have been there.

      I feel offended when people talk about me badly when I first moved away, without knowing my family background, without knowing the person inside, without knowing anything. They think you are a hooker if you are leaving your country...WRONG..

      For one, I followed God's will and I have had so many great opportunities to help others, I am proud to be a Thai and I have touched so many peoples lives to help them when they have nobody there for them.. I learned to understand and forgive those who misjudge me..BUT I CANNOT TOLORATE SOMEONE WHO is misjudging our KING.

      Every country has their own rules, if our country respects our king you should pay respect to our rule. People have their right to speak their mind but this is the first time in my life hearing someone destroying our king's reputation. It is not acceptable. The king is loved like our parents, he is the parent of the THAIS.

      So therefore...imagine!! JUST imagine ANYONE treat your PARENT like that!! -- HOW WOULD YOU FEEL???

    22. Re:"loved by all" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The king is universally loved by Thais, and if you've spent any time in Thailand talking to the people, you would be aware of it. Take your culturally superior Western attitude and shove it up your ass.

    23. Re:"loved by all" by znode · · Score: 1

      Americans (and Brits, I would presume) might not readily understand this, given that their political space is mostly a circus, but what the Thai king gets is not just love, but respect.
      I agree that US politics is in a pretty pathetic compared to an ideal state, but "mostly a circus"?

      Wait, which state has the largest economy and industry in the world, and which state derives most of its GDP from circus and other tourism-related activities? I always get the two mixed up.
    24. Re:"loved by all" by DrXym · · Score: 1
      Nearly every story I see on this subject restates this 'fact'. One should keep in mind that many dictators have had this sort of law in place, and it does seem to work.

      More to the point, if the king is so beloved by all his people, then who is looking at these clips?

      Personally I think these actions by reactionary idiots in Thailand will make the situation worse. Instead of one mildly offensive clip it will be multiple clips that really push the boat out in ways to offend the kind.

      Ignore the clips and they become background noise. Kick up a stink and it can only be a matter of time before tubgirl gets involved.

    25. Re:"loved by all" by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      With all due respect, you're reading too much into my usage of the term, 'circus'.

      My point was really about people and veneration. When you name any British/American celebrity, politician or otherwise, the general opinion is a certain amount of familiarity; you are, therefore, like to hear people refer to, say, the American president as George or Bush or Dubya. You aren't really likely to hear people calling him Sir George Bush or, even, Mr George Bush.

      In Thailand, they use an arcane dialect while speaking with the royal family. It's a bit like speaking in Shakespearan English with your representatives; 'Sire, I would humbly submit to thee that thy hath maketh wrong policy' or something like that.

      There's a lot I admire in the American system, but when I said 'circus', what I really meant 'politico-media circus'. Surely, you'll agree that the _spectacle_ of politicking, if you will, is a performance-art in most liberal-democracies? Things will and can get done, of course, but the sheer fact is that most media-consumers ('audience') find themselves familiarized with celebrities ('actors') on television ('stage'). In Thailand, the king is venerated because he is alienated from media-consumers through multiple means, through divine idolatry, a higher respect and, indeed, a codified edict guaranteeing veneration. Therein lies the difference.

    26. Re:"loved by all" by bradavon · · Score: 1

      The difference here being the King is not a dictator, Thailand has a separate government and crucially the vast majority of Thais do honestly and unreservedly love their King.

      The government itself may have corrupt elements but that's not directly related to the King.

    27. Re:"loved by all" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Counting from birth or from the op?

    28. Re:"loved by all" by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      but as a way to warn us barangs

      I've been there only once, but I thought it was Farang, with an F. (And I always heard it pronounced as Falang, but I was told that proper pronunciation was with an R sound.)

      I didn't learn many words, but my favorite was for ice, which apparently translates to Strong Water (or maybe it was Hard Water. It's been a while.)

  2. Royal Family by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can suck my toe..

    Now, sue me. Just try it. In *my* country i can say this, so go away.

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    1. Re:Royal Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two word: extradition treaties

    2. Re:Royal Family by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      Lucky for us, that only works when you brake US laws... not so lucky for everyone else that it works at all.

    3. Re:Royal Family by brunascle · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but since when does me doing something in my country that would have been illegal had i done it in your country warrant my extradition to your country? it's not like google is Thai.

    4. Re:Royal Family by jimstapleton · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They only have a chance of that if YouTube has servers in Thailand

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    5. Re:Royal Family by compro01 · · Score: 2, Funny

      well, a number of laws have exhausted their purpose...

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    6. Re:Royal Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, you may say that now, but I don't think you'd be laughing so hard if a bunch of Chinese sitizens publicly burned depictions of Jesus or showed Him in a less than flattering light.

    7. Re:Royal Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you tell it to them.

    8. Re:Royal Family by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      What if he's an atheist?

      And in any way, I'm gonna agree with Voltaire here: I don't like what you're saying, but I'll defend your right to say it with my life.

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    9. Re:Royal Family by Hatta · · Score: 1

      They only have a chance of that if YouTube has servers in Thailand

      You'd think so, but that's not always true.

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    10. Re:Royal Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so go away.

      You Thai pig-dogs, or I shall taunt you a second time!
    11. Re:Royal Family by Malc · · Score: 1

      Or just follow the US example and arrest the executive officers of YouTube/Google at the first opportunity. The US did this recently for some betting agencies in the UK, IIRC.

    12. Re:Royal Family by InsaneProcessor · · Score: 1

      Actually it is true. You site a case of U.S. law being broken by someone in a country sympathetic to the U.S. law. The U.S. is not sympathetic to the laws of a monarchy that sells it's children so there is little that will happen here.

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    13. Re:Royal Family by Rycross · · Score: 1

      Showing Jesus in a negative light is nothing new. Pretty much all that happens is a small group of uber-consertive Christians get their panties in a twist, and the rest of them just shrug and continue on with their lives. You won't get hit with a prison sentence for burning a depiction of Jesus. And I've seen much much worse than a burning Jesus.

    14. Re:Royal Family by Grishnakh · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Not entirely true. If you're an American citizen and allegedly break a Mexican law (because some Mexican says you did, with no evidence whatsoever), you can expect the US law enforcement to fully cooperate with the Mexican "authorities" in extraditing you.

      Remember, the Bush Administration cares more about keeping the Mexican government happy than serving its own citizens.

    15. Re:Royal Family by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As far as im concerned, they have the right to do that too.

        'like' or 'dont like' doesnt come in to play here. Its all about rights, not preferences.

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    16. Re:Royal Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Now, sue me. Just try it. In *my* country i can say this, so go away.

      Wasn't there just a /story about extradition and soverign rights of law varied between countries?....

      How appra-poe!

    17. Re:Royal Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, I was born and live in the United States and couldn't care less if AMERICAN "sitizens [sic] publicly burned depictions of Jesus or showed Him in a less than flattering light."

      In fact, I'd welcome it. Same with flag burning. Not because I don't think Jesus is a cool guy or think the American flag is evil in any way; I find CENSORSHIP and the REPRESSION of freedom of expression abhorrent in EVERY way, especially the freedom to express disagreement with political and religious leaders.

    18. Re:Royal Family by comp.sci · · Score: 1

      ...not if you are in Australia.

    19. Re:Royal Family by Tarlus · · Score: 1

      PLEASE DON'T POST ON SLASHDOT THINGS THAT SOUND LIKE "FACTS" THAT YOU JUST MAKE UP OR "SOUND RIGHT" WITHOUT ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE SUBJECT WHATSOEVER. Are you a Slashdot moderator or something?

      Rather than just jump on the opportunity to make that guy look stupid, why not instead use his post as an opportunity to enrich the discussion? Slashdot is a discussion community, right? So if he posts something that may be inaccurate, and you claim to be more knowledgeable about it, why not instead correct him with your "list of options still on the table" instead of withholding it for the purpose of scolding him?
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    20. Re:Royal Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Royal Family Can suck my toe..
      Be sure to post the video when that happens.
    21. Re:Royal Family by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Better watch out -- borders and national sovereignty apparently don't mean anything any more: http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/05/07/01 44241

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    22. Re:Royal Family by packeteer · · Score: 1

      What you are referring to is illegal is Australia and the USA. This is why extradition treaties exist. Sometimes a crime is committed that is illegal in both countries but the country it didn't happen in is the one that got hurt. This is a classic case of extradition.

      Now you may have a problem with extradition at all but in this case it is a pretty vanilla case.

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    23. Re:Royal Family by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yep. Whatever happened to the days when governments protected their citizens and told other governments to f*** off whenever they wanted something?

    24. Re:Royal Family by demeteloaf · · Score: 1

      It's perfectly fine to make fun of Jesus... but god forbid you make fun of Muhammad ...

      I just remember that south park episode where comedy central refused to show peter griffin handing Mohammed a football, but 30 seconds later, they showed Bush and Jesus taking a crap on an American flag. Hypocrisy much?

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    25. Re:Royal Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happened to the days when citizens didn't expect governments to protect them like children? Government, all government, is the enemy, and american citizens used to understand that. :-(

    26. Re:Royal Family by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That was only partially about Dog. Besides, Dog was working with a Mexican police officer, so he didn't really break the law there anyway.

      The other big case is when two Border Patrol agents shot at an armed drug smuggler, who later (after escaping back into Mexico) that he was hit in the butt, and the two agents are now facing charges of attempted murder here, and the drug smuggler has received immunity (!).

      Apparently, the Bush Administration thinks it's OK to smuggle drugs across the border.

    27. Re:Royal Family by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      In extreme cases they'll throw a brick through your window in the middle of the night.

      Suicide bombers are pretty rare among Christians.

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    28. Re:Royal Family by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Government isn't exactly supposed to protect us as children, but they're not supposed to sell us out to other countries either.

      If the government is that obviously useless to the citizens, then why bother having any government at all?

    29. Re:Royal Family by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And all you need to have your point of view is an ignorance of the facts of the case and a deep seated belief that any government you don't like is a lapdog for Bush.

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    30. Re:Royal Family by PoopDaddy · · Score: 1

      Just because you can insult someone doesn't mean you should.

    31. Re:Royal Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it does, you butthead!

    32. Re:Royal Family by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      And all you need to have your point of view is an ignorance of the facts of the case

      Enlighten me.
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    33. Re:Royal Family by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Matters of freespeech are far different then potential copyright infringements.

      One is a civil issue, subject to interpretation, another is a guaranteed right ( in this country at least ).

      Though that said, i think the ACLU should get involved with defending the kid from down under. thats really uncool what is going on there.

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    34. Re:Royal Family by TheGeneration · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      ACLU stands for American Civil Liberties Union and is concerned with the protection of the Bill of Rights. Their interests don't extend beyond Americans border unless it's defending an American entity against a foreign entity in an American court.

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    35. Re:Royal Family by TheGeneration · · Score: 1

      In this case though the "crime" was committed on US soil, by a US company. Extradition may not apply, which is why we have extradition hearings.

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    36. Re:Royal Family by rtechie · · Score: 1

      The other big case is when two Border Patrol agents shot at an armed drug smuggler, who later (after escaping back into Mexico) that he was hit in the butt, and the two agents are now facing charges of attempted murder here, and the drug smuggler has received immunity (!).

      Apparently, the Bush Administration thinks it's OK to smuggle drugs across the border.


      The drug mule was not armed. They beat him and tried to kill him and then they tried to cover it up. Other agents on the scene testified against them. They lied to investigators about every aspect of the incident. AND they received the absolute minimum sentence possible under the law.

    37. Re:Royal Family by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Yes i know what it stands for, im not stupid.

      It places a bad precident where our citizens could be hauled over the border to other countries for violating their laws when doing a legal act here, something they ought to care about..

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    38. Re:Royal Family by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Do you have a reference for these allegations? All the news stories I've read say he looked like he may have had a gun, which is why agents shot at him. They also say the agents didn't know they had hit him, they said nothing about beating him, and nothing about any other agents being anywhere around.

    39. Re:Royal Family by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Actually when it is illegal to insult some individual who has rights, privileges and protections beyond other citizens, then that is the best time to insult them, loudly and often. Take them down a peg or three, until such time as they realise they are no better or worse than any other person just because of what hole they dropped out of ;).

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    40. Re:Royal Family by $0.02 · · Score: 1

      "Just because you can insult someone doesn't mean you should." - said PoopDaddy. LOL

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    41. Re:Royal Family by dheera · · Score: 1

      It may not be considered "US soil" if Google or YouTube has a presence in Thailand, even just as a registered business there.

    42. Re:Royal Family by PoopDaddy · · Score: 1

      Not sure why that's funny, are you thinking my name is supposed to be an insult to someone? It's not.

    43. Re:Royal Family by PoopDaddy · · Score: 1

      No, it does not become your Patriotic Duty (TM) to insult a king just because you're not a king and you live in a country without a king. You can do much more constructive things to demonstrate your liberty and equality than insult an entire culture.

    44. Re:Royal Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be so sure. An Aussie is being extradited by the American government for violation of American law. This down under blunderer never left Australia while he allegedly 'committed his 'act of computer crime'. Supposedly the United States and Australia have this special law on cooperation with each other. Suppose this gets extended to China. Now all you Falun Gongers and others who criticize China would then be subject to arrest. Maybe the Chink secret police will break down the doors to your apartment in Sausalito and haul yer ass to ShangHai and sentence you to death in their collagen processing plants. Thats where they take their executed victims to feed a secret industry of skinning the victims alive and processing the skin for the extraction of collagens for skin cream manufacture. Supposedly the Chinese save the organs to sell to the rich for transplanting, the eyes for the same..and so on.

    45. Re:Royal Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Except if your country is Germany. In that case you'd be at least extradited.

      -jl

    46. Re:Royal Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just because you can insult someone doesn't mean you should.

      But if that someone leads a country whose best known product is the opportunity to rape infants (cheaply and with impunity), you certainly should.

    47. Re:Royal Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yep. Whatever happened to the days when governments protected their citizens and told other governments to f*** off whenever they wanted something?

      That only applies when US servicemen rape Asian women and the military tells the woman's country to fuck off.

      Really, Jack, if you can initial-and-asterisk it, you can say it out loud. Fucking grow up.

    48. Re:Royal Family by andyteleco · · Score: 1

      Try to do the same with the prophet Mohammed

    49. Re:Royal Family by rtb61 · · Score: 2
      Insulting a king has nothing at all to do with patriotism in fact it is the exact opposite, I simply can not have any respect for any individual who believes they have rights and privileges beyond any other members of society purely as a result of birth, regardless of inbreeding and mental deficiencies.

      As for any culture that is foolish enough to support them, that is their problem to resolve and mine to simply mock (technically speaking it is only patriotic once they have been removed and you are endeavouring to prevent their self serving return) ;).

      You must bear in mind that all the existing democratic countries are that way specifically because individuals worked in those countries to strip self serving idiots of that power and redistribute it amongst the people and the last thing they want is a return monarchical rule or what is rightly viewed as a master slave relationship.

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    50. Re:Royal Family by itlurksbeneath · · Score: 1

      Still bringing up that same old tired argument, eh? Still clutching on to hope for change.

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    51. Re:Royal Family by jimstapleton · · Score: 1

      nope, no one mentioned them

      well, one person mentioned them, but it's not applicable in this case due to the nature of the diplomatic ties.

      The offices are a relevant point, and if google had offices there, that could work to Thailand's advantage, however, I'm not sure how much they could do other than prevent the company from operating business in THailand - which wouldn't stop people from acessing their servers.

      not, get your head out of your ass and start acting civilized please. Being on the internet doesn't give you the right to act like the product of bestiality.

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    52. Re:Royal Family by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      You could say that about anything. I bet you're a hoot at parties.

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  3. Universally adored? by The+Warlock · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If he's universally adored, then why are people making fun of him on the Internet?

    Or is he universally adored in Thailand because it's illegal not to?

    (Damn, I wish I could have people thrown in prison for making fun of me on the Internet. Wow.)

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    1. Re:Universally adored? by FooBarWidget · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It may very well be that 99% of the Thai sincerely adore the king, but that only 1% want to mock him. The existence of such laws do not necessarily imply that people are forced to like the king.

    2. Re:Universally adored? by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not that I know anything at all about the king or the political situation in Thailand, but maybe more people would oppose him if it wasn't illegal to tell them why they should.

    3. Re:Universally adored? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then there would be no one left on the internet.

    4. Re:Universally adored? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      (Damn, I wish I could have people thrown in prison for making fun of me on the Internet. Wow.)


      Ghyslain, just get over it already.
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    5. Re:Universally adored? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      Or is he universally adored in Thailand because it's illegal not to?

      That's quite a qualification: "Universally adored in Thailand". Kinda like "World famous in Poland".

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    6. Re:Universally adored? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read up on them Thailand and its king back during the last coup (back in september). The king is a head of state with almost no political power. He's a symbolic head of state, but ends up being a point of focus for patriotic feelings plus actually being loved by the people. In fact, during his reign the monarchy was even abolished for a time. This laws seem a lot like a flag burning law than a don't-mess-with-the-man law.

      King Buminol is a rich man, and ends up using his money for the people. Wikipedia mentions Royal Film and Radio Broadcasting Projects, projects in rural areas and communities, development of large scale irrigation projects, Chaipattana Foundation promoting the self-sufficient economy theory, etc.

      He earned the first UN Human Development Lifetime Achievement Award

      In politics, I particularly liked his contribution to stability during the 1992 crisis, while having a symbolic role:
      "Bhumibol summoned Suchinda and the leader of the pro-democracy movement, Major General Chamlong Srimuang, to a televised audience. At the height of the crisis, the sight of both men appearing together on their knees (in accordance with royal protocol) made a strong impression on the nation, and led to Suchinda's resignation soon afterwards. It was one of the few public occasions where Bhumibol directly intervened in a political conflict. A general election was held shortly afterward leading to a civilian government"

      So, maybe the lawsuit is silly, but don't just assume this is soviet russia or something.

    7. Re:Universally adored? by piojo · · Score: 1

      Anecdotal evidence: my girlfriend lived there for a few years and she agreed that the people do love the king. And try to keep in mind that our way of life isn't the only valid way--there may be such a thing as an effective/benevolent ruler. If he were to be scorned, it might take away from the positive public image that gives him power. And remember, he's a dictator. If he rules fairly and well, it's good for him to have power.

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    8. Re:Universally adored? by The+Warlock · · Score: 1

      If he rules fairly and well, it's good for him to have power.

      No, not it's not, because even a perfectly benevolent absolute dictator will eventually die and be replaced by someone less benign.

      Not that the king of Thailand is perfectly benevolent, mind you. I mean, hell, he supports censorship.

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    9. Re:Universally adored? by jaiyen · · Score: 4, Informative

      If he's universally adored, then why are people making fun of him on the Internet?

      Or is he universally adored in Thailand because it's illegal not to?


      I live in Thailand, and there's no doubting the King is genuinely universally adored. For example, to celebrate his 60th year on the throne the royal family asked people to wear yellow shirts (the royal colour) on Mondays. That was months ago, but still in Bangkok now every Monday at least 50% of the people you see about are voluntarily wearing yellow shirts with "We live the King" written in Thai on them. No one has a bad word to say about the King even in private, and just about every household has a picture of the King and Queen too.

      There's no doubt in my mind the affection is genuine and not legally mandated (after all, the Crown Prince is protected by the same law but much less venerated), although to what extent it's caused by "brainwashing" and propaganda is somewhat arguable. After all, if you're only ever told how wonderful your King is and all the good things he's done for the country and never hear a word of criticism, then who wouldn't love him ?

      (Damn, I wish I could have people thrown in prison for making fun of me on the Internet. Wow.)

      Interestingly, the King himself actually told people him and his ideas shouldn't be above criticism in one of his birthday speeches - though he's probably the only person in Thailand who could publically make such a statement! He also pardoned the Swiss guy jailed for lese majesty very quickly, so he doesn't seem to be the instigator to me.

      As to why people put the videos on youtube, well who knows, but Thais I know who have seen the video are very angry about it - much more so about that than the fact that youtube is blocked. I've seen quite a few "boycott youtube" messages on Thai websites, so whatever else the failings of the junta government they do seem to be in touch with the feelings of the population on this issue, and they could have faced a bigger problem if they'd done nothing. It seems strange to me Google accommodate China's censorship and oppression but are unwilling to work with Thailand on this issue.

      Personally I find the block very frustrating though, I didn't realise how often I went to youtube following some link or other before this!

    10. Re:Universally adored? by king-manic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It seems strange to me Google accommodate China's censorship and oppression but are unwilling to work with Thailand on this issue.

      China = $$$$$$$$$$$$$
      Thailand = $
      I think that basically explains it.

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    11. Re:Universally adored? by visualight · · Score: 1

      but maybe more people would oppose him if it wasn't illegal to tell them why they should.



      Nope. The King isn't the ruler of Thailand, he doesn't govern, so he wouldn't be opposed.
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    12. Re:Universally adored? by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      It may very well be that 99% of the Thai sincerely adore the king, but that only 1% want to mock him. The existence of such laws do not necessarily imply that people are forced to like the king.

      Right. And when Saddam Hussein got 99% of the vote several years ago it had nothing to do with the punishment that would happen if you didn't vote Saddam.

      Most people will grudgingly accept the situation given to them if the alternative is unpleasant enough.

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    13. Re:Universally adored? by Goaway · · Score: 1

      universal
      adj.

            1. Of, relating to, extending to, or affecting the entire world or all within the world; worldwide: "This discovery of literature has as yet only partially penetrated the universal consciousness" (Ellen Key).
            2. Including, relating to, or affecting all members of the class or group under consideration: the universal skepticism of philosophers. See synonyms at general.
            3. Applicable or common to all purposes, conditions, or situations: a universal remedy.
            4. Of or relating to the universe or cosmos; cosmic.
            5. Knowledgeable about or constituting all or many subjects; comprehensively broad.
            6. Adapted or adjustable to many sizes or mechanical uses.
            7. Logic. Encompassing all of the members of a class or group. Used of a proposition.

    14. Re:Universally adored? by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

      Yeah, so? Saddam Hussein is not the Thai king, they're two different people. Just because Saddam Hussein is "popular" because of the law, doesn't mean the Thai king is popular for the same reason.

    15. Re:Universally adored? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There are a lot of problems in the South of Thailand with teachers being killed and bombs going off. Let me see if any of you can guess what religious group lives there. I would not put it past them to be putting up insulting videos etc. of the King.


      The problem is not that people can't live with Muslims, its that Muslims can't live with anybody else.

    16. Re:Universally adored? by adrianmonk · · Score: 1

      I live in Thailand, and there's no doubting the King is genuinely universally adored. For example, to celebrate his 60th year on the throne the royal family asked people to wear yellow shirts (the royal colour) on Mondays. That was months ago, but still in Bangkok now every Monday at least 50% of the people you see about are voluntarily wearing yellow shirts with "We live the King" written in Thai on them. No one has a bad word to say about the King even in private, and just about every household has a picture of the King and Queen too.

      The problem here is that:

      • If everyone really does adore the King, that's exactly what you'd say.
      • If people didn't adore the king at all but merely feared punishment, that's also exactly what you'd say.

      Therefore, either true adoration or fear of punishment is a perfectly good explanation for the words you've said. It's difficult to be sure which without going to Thailand and observing things firsthand.

    17. Re:Universally adored? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all love our king very much. He contribute all his life to his people.
      Please don't comments before you come to Thailand. You will know when you come to this smile city.

    18. Re:Universally adored? by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      Strangely, Paris Hilton isn't the ruler of anything and she's pretty much universally despised. What does not being the ruler have to do with it?

      In any event, from his Wikipedia article it's clear that he's had more influence on Thai politics than say, Queen Elizabeth has had on British politics. AFAIK, Elizabeth never actively or tacitly supported the overthrow of the government. I would think that would make Adulyadej a rather controversial figure, or at least more controversial than Elizabeth.

    19. Re:Universally adored? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would point out that since you live in Thailand, posting anything else would get you thrown in jail.

      But that's obvious, right?

    20. Re:Universally adored? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1
      Here's another reference you might wish to add to your collection:

      http://www.imdb.com/

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    21. Re:Universally adored? by Goaway · · Score: 1

      what

  4. Applaud by leoPetr · · Score: 5, Funny

    LeoPetr, almost universally revered by Thai Slashdotters, makes an incisive and witty comment on the situation.

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  5. Hrm... by laddy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thailand's 79-year-old king, almost universally adored by Thais, is the world's longest-reigning monarch, and one of the few who is still protected by tough laws that prohibit any insult against the royal family.'
     
    Hrm...

    1. Re:Hrm... by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Imagine this for the British Royals! Teh horror! What would the yellow press do?

      No more Duke of Ears jokes, no more Hakenkreuz-Harry, no "why can't Camilla ride a horse" jokes... the world would be poorer ... or better off.

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    2. Re:Hrm... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is he almost universally adored by all Thais, or just the ones who aren't in jail?

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    3. Re:Hrm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not being from, or ever having visited the UK, why can't Camilla ride a horse?

    4. Re:Hrm... by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because the horse would have a hard time figuring out whether she's to mount him or he's to mount her.

      It helps to know what she looks like.

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    5. Re:Hrm... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Informative

      Thailand's 79-year-old king, almost universally adored by Thais, is the world's longest-reigning monarch, and one of the few who is still protected by tough laws that prohibit any insult against the royal family.'


      And this, my friends, is why we we have the 1st Amendment to the Constitution in the U.S. ... to protect offensive speech. Because offensive speech (particularly involving the monarch) was punishable by imprisonment in Imperial England.

      Your lesson in American History and Civics brought to you today by the King of Thailand -- Universally Adored by Thais everywhere!

    6. Re:Hrm... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      And every time this is brought up, US people think it can only happen by law.

      It's not "most feared".
      It's not people putting on a show for Big Brother.
      It's not government-mandated worship sessions.

      I could never figure out why, but they love him intensely. The law isn't a dictators "see how much they love me" egotrip, it reflects pretty much people's feelings about insulting him. If you'd get a slap on the wrist for insulting him I think the angry mob would tear you apart instead, now you "only" get many years in prison. Regardless of what you think, there's quite a bit of room for being neutral or slightly negative without being insulting, but people don't want to. The large supressed masses that you think are held back by the law is an illusion. He really is almost universally adored, which is the cause and the law the effect. Of course that's hardly good from a freedom of speech point of view, but don't try to paint it like it's the King and the law vs the people because it's not. It's the King and the law and the people vs a tiny majority.

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    7. Re:Hrm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and isnt it ironic that now your have more free speech in england than the states

    8. Re:Hrm... by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      the King of Thailand -- Universally Adored by Thais everywhere!

      And now thanks to YouTube - universally adwhored by Thais and non-Thais everywhere.

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    9. Re:Hrm... by infestedsenses · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People may want to stop and think for a moment. It's not all black and white.

      A user on YouTube has created some commentary that has to be the most intelligent thing I've heard on the situation up until now:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnz7lwh0pCM

    10. Re:Hrm... by computational+super · · Score: 2, Insightful
      why we we have the 1st Amendment to the Constitution in the U.S. ... to protect offensive speech.

      Unless, of course, children might see it - then all bets are off.

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    11. Re:Hrm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well...offensive speech against the monarchy is one of the thing that theoretically should have been covered by the Magna Carter, and vaugely in 1689 Bill of Rights (although specifically to parliament).

      The problem with English law at this point is the reality verus the idealised liberalism.

      "No freeman shall be taken, or imprisoned, or disseized, or outlawed, or exiled, or in any way harmed--nor will we go upon or send upon him--save by the lawful judgment of his peers or by the law of the land."

    12. Re:Hrm... by ettlz · · Score: 1

      What would the yellow press do?

      Ha, ha, ha! As if the British Royals ever needed a newspaper to make them into objects of amusement and dirision.

    13. Re:Hrm... by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Imagine this for the British Royals! Teh horror! What would the yellow press do?


      The UK print media industry would collapse within hours if similiar laws were passed int he UK.

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    14. Re:Hrm... by rtechie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've never been to Thailand, but I have been to Denmark. And in Denmark the Queen is indeed "universally loved" by her subjects. You never hear a bad word about her or the Danish royal family except occasional gossip about who's sleeping with whom.

      The difference is that Denmark is a liberal democracy and Thailand is a vicious military dictatorship. And no, it wasn't much of a "democracy" before the coup either. The Queen of Denmark would never consider jailing someone for insulting her, nor would the parliament pass such a law.

      The Thai people are simply WRONG, as in immoral or evil. Google/YouTube should not cooperate with Thailand, nor should the US Government.

    15. Re:Hrm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were implying that the reason that he is believed to be "universally loved" is merely because he is "protected by tough laws that prohibit any insult against the royal family", you're dead wrong, and you've clearly never been to Thailand.

      This is one of the most significant cults of personality in the world today. Pictures of the King are EVERYWHERE. Prostitutes have pictures of the kings in their lockets for Christsake.

    16. Re:Hrm... by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and the king has no clothes, either.

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    17. Re:Hrm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A user on YouTube has created some commentary that has to be the most intelligent thing I've heard on the situation up until now:

      Before this self-righteous son of a bitch tells me to get the facts straight before speaking, he should read "The Ugly American" to find out the facts behind the book's name. It does not mean what he and the rest of the dumb shits who haven't read the book ignorantly think it does.

    18. Re:Hrm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you've clearly been to Thailand, to enlist the services of prostitutes. You perv.

  6. oooh! Witty comeback! by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

    How about ditching the "lese majeste", and trying some "laissez faire"?

  7. Here we go again by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While there may be laws in Thailand against such pictures, there are none in most of the rest of the world. King or not, you cannot regulate the entire network. Perhaps by law, YouTube must remove such offending pictures in their Thailand based servers, but if anyone, I mean ANYONE thinks they can regulate the entire Internet... they are in for a surprise.

    In fact, since this story has come out in the open now, you are sure to see even more pictures of the king in all sorts of not-so-pleasant-for-him ways.

    I guess they have to try until they learn....

    Queue the viral news stories with funny pictures of the king in 3... 2... 1..

    1. Re:Here we go again by ruiner13 · · Score: 4, Informative

      You mean how the US made online gambling illegal? Or is trying to push to make AllOfMp3.com illegal? Seems like other countries are doing this too.

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    2. Re:Here we go again by Deadstick · · Score: 4, Funny
      you are sure to see even more pictures of the king in all sorts of not-so-pleasant-for-him ways

      Like with 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0 on his forehead...

      rj

    3. Re:Here we go again by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      And are you still able to gamble online and visit AllOfMp3.com if you *really* want to, even though you live in the United States? I would be that the answer to both questions is yes.

    4. Re:Here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but if anyone, I mean ANYONE thinks they can regulate the entire Internet... they are in for a surprise. It is very much possible to regulate the internet. You just have to be ninja enough to keep people from noticing. Because once they notice, they get angry, and once they get angry they like to ctrl-a,c,v all over the place. But if they never notice, they never get angry, and if they never get angry, you can regulate all you want. :)
    5. Re:Here we go again by shredthrashgrind · · Score: 1

      dude, it's the US. we OWN the internets

    6. Re:Here we go again by visualight · · Score: 1

      In fact, since this story has come out in the open now, you are sure to see even more pictures of the king in all sorts of not-so-pleasant-for-him ways

      Yep, just like everyone started posting up Pro-Nazi propoganda when some European nations complained, and Yahoo and other search engines just let it happen...Oh wait, nope, I forgot, it's different when rich or mostly white nations object to content. You know all those stories you hear about American Pigs who have no respect? Read some of these posts and know why.
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    7. Re:Here we go again by Podcaster · · Score: 1

      While there may be laws in Thailand against such pictures, there are none in most of the rest of the world.

      Not true. Most, perhaps all countries have obscenity laws of some type. In general these laws all work the same and regulate the same sorts of things but they also all contain a common difference all over the world. The legal test for what is, and isn't, obscene is universally delegated to the local country or (in some places) local community to decide.

      To put it another way, both the USA and Australia have anti-drug laws but at every level of this legislation our countries differ on what substances are covered and what penalties are appropriate. Nevertheless, it is easy to get prosecuted from either jurisdiction for trafficing between them.

      Both the USA and Thailand have obscenity laws, which differ between states in America and also between the countries themselves, yet their legal forulations are considered mutually valid despite the variety. I'd love to see some of this sort of thing actually. Perhaps we could pass a law in Oz that makes it illegal for US Presidents to be dicks, and then extradite any violators to Tasmania?

      - Podcaster

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    8. Re:Here we go again by mypalmike · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, it's not actually illegal for US citizens to gamble online. The US has laws against running a gambling site in the US, and fairly recently made it illegal for US banks to transfer funds to overseas companies that run gambling sites. This makes it very difficult for US citizens to gamble online, but I don't believe there is a federal law prohibiting it.

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  8. So where are the links? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on? First you tease with this long summary to several good Youtube clips and then you omit all the links?

  9. The government of Thailand by WombatDeath · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...doesn't sound very bright. Or, more likely, they're perfectly bright and it's me that's stupid. Given that they have no grounds on which to sue anyone and that they're no doubt perfectly aware of that, what's the plan?

    I would assume that it's a move to appease an outraged populace, except that the populace don't appear to be too outraged and the government's going to look rather foolish and impotent when they fail to accomplish anything.

    1. Re:The government of Thailand by naapo · · Score: 1

      I would assume they're planning to sue in Thailand, not in the USA. There seems to be a law in Thailand with heavy penalties for insulting the king. If YouTube/Google has any subsidiaries in Thailand, they may be screwed.

    2. Re:The government of Thailand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If YouTube/Google has any subsidiaries in Thailand, they may be screwed.

      Or any subsidiaries in Australia.
  10. Universally adored, eh? by Reason58 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Thailand's 79-year-old king, almost universally adored by Thais, is the world's longest-reigning monarch, and one of the few who is still protected by tough laws that prohibit any insult against the royal family.

    If he was universally adored then such laws would be unnecessary.

    1. Re:Universally adored, eh? by pbhj · · Score: 1

      >>> "If he was universally adored then such laws would be unnecessary." ... and hence why it says _almost_.

      almost => there exists someone who doesn't adore the king

      note: lack of existential operators inhibited the workings of this post!

    2. Re:Universally adored, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      almost someone who doesn't adore the king

    3. Re:Universally adored, eh? by russellh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If he was universally adored then such laws would be unnecessary.
      Universal... within a politically problematic margin of error.
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    4. Re:Universally adored, eh? by Saib0t · · Score: 1

      If he was universally adored then such laws would be unnecessary.

      That's the dumbest thing I've read (on slashdot [this hour]).

      Keeping with your line of reasoning:

      If murder is universally considered a bad thing, then laws against it are unnecessary.
      If rape is universally considered a bad thing, the laws against it are unnecessary.

      Laws (should) exist to make sure that what is (sort of) universally accepted is indeed enforced.

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  11. You tube should plead guilty! by physicsphairy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thailand is hitting YouTube with charges of lese majeste (up to 15 years in prison) YouTube should plead guilty and accept their 15 year prison sentence.

    Take that you abstract embodiment of an American corporational contract owned by another abstract entity also with no definite personification! It's off to the pokey!

    1. Re:You tube should plead guilty! by EnsilZah · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wonder if the can use a time server for that.

    2. Re:You tube should plead guilty! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just have all ~5,680 google employees take a day off to thinking about how wrong it was to insult the venerable king his holiness, it amounts to about 15 years of time.

    3. Re:You tube should plead guilty! by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 2, Funny

      Since a lawyer will no doubt be representing the "abstract embodiment of an American corporational contract owned by another abstract entity" in court, shouldn't the lawyer also represent that "abstract embodiment of an American corporational contract owned by another abstract entity" in jail?

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  12. Nice... by Moridineas · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Thailand's 79-year-old king, almost universally adored by Thais" To paraphrase the Simpsons, this story was brought to you by one B. Adulyadej. No no, that's too obvious, let's say Bhumibol A.
    1. Re:Nice... by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      I suddenly have this image in my head of Yul Brynner saying, "When I sit, you sit. When I kneel, you kneel. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!"

  13. Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And here I was thinking that Asia was a bastion of civil rights and freedom. You learn something new every day!

  14. 15 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next month, a "random" YouTube user will be selected for a 15-year vacation in beautiful Thailand!

  15. Why do I get the image by tkrotchko · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why do I get the image of a server sitting in the pokey in Thailand?

    No seriously...

    Do people think Google officials should be sent to Thailand on extradition the way Australia sent alleged copyright criminals to the United States? Is this the same situation, or is it fundamentally different?

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    1. Re:Why do I get the image by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do people think Google officials should be sent to Thailand on extradition the way Australia sent alleged copyright criminals to the United States? Is this the same situation, or is it fundamentally different?
      It is the same situation. Fry the Google criminals.
    2. Re:Why do I get the image by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is this the same situation, or is it fundamentally different?

      Fundamentally different: this would involve extradition from America.

    3. Re:Why do I get the image by RajivSLK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do people think Google officials should be sent to Thailand on extradition the way Australia sent alleged copyright criminals to the United States? Is this the same situation, or is it fundamentally different?

      Ok, I am going to respond to this obvious troll because somehow it god modded way up (shame on you mods). Australian law is anagolous to the US law that the extradited suspect was charged under (what he was charged with is illegal in both countries). However, in this case the US has no law even remoltely resembling the Thai law.

      Apple meet orange.

    4. Re:Why do I get the image by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking that other countries will follow with lawsuits of their own.

      Country is suing Google er YouTube for video of

      Where will this end? When Google's coffers are empty? When people are killed over it?

      Is there a list of what is offensive for every country around the world? Shouldn't this list be handed out to all people when they travel?

    5. Re:Why do I get the image by visualight · · Score: 1

      Where were you when france and germany sued Yahoo over content? http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,37524-page,1/art icle.html

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    6. Re:Why do I get the image by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Different. Generally speaking, "political" crimes are not extraditable. Even Thailand does not - officially, anyway - extradite for political crimes. Less subjectively, few if any countries extradite for crimes that are not a crime where the suspect in question is located.

    7. Re:Why do I get the image by Stephen+Maturin · · Score: 1

      OK... how about a compromise and we send a pack of RIAA execs and lawyers to a Thai prison for 15 years instead?

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  16. Um.... by Roachgod · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Get the fuck over it. Seriously.

    He is a KING. A KING. He should be able to deal with (oh horror) FEET!. I am aware of the cultural implications (I am friends with a few people from Thailand), but I expect people to be able to get over jackasses giving them the finger. I expect more of a guy who is a king.

    The laws are lame. Tough shit Thailand.

    1. Re:Um.... by Donniedarkness · · Score: 4, Funny
      Agreed. You made me wish I had mod points.

      He's a king; if he can lead the country, surely he can withstand...FEET. I understand that feet are treated differently over there.... but well, if someone posted a picture of me next to a bare penis (or hell, even a BEAR penis), I don't think I'd be trying to sue them--it's the internet. Nobody cares.

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    2. Re:Um.... by ErikZ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Correction, nobody cares about you.

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    3. Re:Um.... by secolactico · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He is a KING. A KING. He should be able to deal with (oh horror) FEET!. I am aware of the cultural implications (I am friends with a few people from Thailand), but I expect people to be able to get over jackasses giving them the finger. I expect more of a guy who is a king.

      I'm thinking that it's not the King who wants to sue, but some officials who feel insulted or wants to ingratiate themselves or whatever. Remember that Thailand is under military rule and the monarch is just the "head of state".

      In fact, it was the king who pardoned the swiss man who defaced his portrait. For all we know the king doesn't give a hoot about this issue but it's not in his power to change the law or to keep people from trying to enforce it.

      In any case, I don't think this will amount to anything. I think they just want their displeasure to be heard but they are fully aware that a lawsuit of this kind will not do a thing.

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    4. Re:Um.... by dave_boo · · Score: 0, Troll

      And you're a slashdotter.....should you be able to stand me coming over and shitting in your mouth? To Thais, it's the same level of disrespect.

    5. Re:Um.... by brunascle · · Score: 1

      in this instance, it's not so much about the disrespect as much as the fact that there's shit in my mouth and it's your fault. i think it'd be closer to spitting at my feet, or flipping me off.

    6. Re:Um.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So? Some stuff is just stupid. Shitting in someone's mouth means physical contact and disease spread. Pictures of feet, are pictures of feet. A taboo about them is ridiculous (yes I think somewhat similar western taboos such as they are are pretty dumb too- in the west, you photoshopping a syphilitic penis picture onto a picture of my head might piss me off a bit, but it's not like it's a hanging offence).

    7. Re:Um.... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I understand that feet are treated differently over there.

      WTF is it with people in the east and feet? Seriously. Why do they generate such intense emotions? They're utilitarian. Sometimes they're icky, but sometimes they're sensual (mmm foot rubs). There's no reason to either hate or love feet. Their cultural revulsion to feet is as perverse as a foot fetish would be.

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    8. Re:Um.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about a bare bear penis?

    9. Re:Um.... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1, Funny

      But how did he get to be King? By exploiting the masses, that's how.

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    10. Re:Um.... by xelah · · Score: 1

      He is a KING. A KING. He should be able to deal with (oh horror) FEET!.


      I doubt very much that this has anything to do with him being able to 'deal with' feet or not, or indeed about him as a person. I also doubt anyone actually asked him. It's far more likely that he's in some sense considered the embodiment and a symbol of the nation and that insulting him is insulting the whole nation. No excuse for prison by Western standards, I know, but we ARE talking about a military government somewhere rather different.
    11. Re:Um.... by TranscendentalAnarch · · Score: 1

      Wawaweewaa! Ooh lala! Oh well, King of the Castle, King of the Castle, I have a chair! Go do dis, go do dis, King of the Castle!

    12. Re:Um.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > But how did he get to be King? By exploiting the masses, that's how.

      That's right. He exploited them for 20 years and they said `that's great - you can be king now`. You're a regular expert on foreign countries, aren't you? Have you even got a passport?

    13. Re:Um.... by jaiyen · · Score: 1

      It's not the King whos doing the sue-ing because he's personally offended, it's the government and (so it seems) with the support of the people. Because he's so adored and seen as a national icon, Thais I know here in Bangkok who've seen the video(s) are horrified and angry about it, and take it as a national insult in much the same way I'd imagine Americans would react to someone burning their flag.

    14. Re:Um.... by jaiyen · · Score: 1

      Another thing to bear in mind - the junta's popularity is rapidly falling, and taking on youtube is seen as coming to the defence of the King and national pride. It's a nice easy way to get popular and divert the population from pesky demands for democracy and keeps the spotlight off their policy failings!

    15. Re:Um.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go ahead, burn our flag. It's just a flag, I don't really see what the big deal is. If you want to be pissed off at the US, you've got to try harder to show it than just burning a flag. All you've done is show that you're willing to waste $10 or so.

    16. Re:Um.... by visualight · · Score: 1

      He is a KING. A KING

      Exactly. And as "King" he is *IS* Thailand. That is what it means to be a King (see Sovereignty). When you insult the KING of Thailand you are insulting Thailand. Please repeat 100 times "When you insult the KING of Thailand you are insulting Thailand." Naturally most people in Thailand are pissed about this. These punks that are sitting behind there computers far away should buy a ticket to Bangkok, walk outside and let everyone around know how they really feel about The King (i.e. everyone in Thailand). The police and the law will be the least of their concerns.
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    17. Re:Um.... by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      Thailand is very hot. And very humid. Feet are not pleasant in such climates.

      Most cultural or religious taboos probably came from community leaders who wanted to curb some unhealthy practice.

      "People are dying from eating bad pork. What should we do?"
      "Tell'em God doesn't want them to eat pork!"

      But most likely hot and humid feet are just plain nasty.

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    18. Re:Um.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      **WHOOSH** It's a Holy Grail reference, made all the more amusing by your comment.

      "Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

    19. Re:Um.... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      It isn't about the King wanting to send people to jail, it is the Coup leaders of the interim military government wanting to restore pride in the Monarchy. The monarchy is what gives them the authority to depose the former government... a government that was trying to usurp power and prestige from the traditional powers and beliefs.

    20. Re:Um.... by identity0 · · Score: 1

      That sounds even more dangerous, like the pre-war and wartime situation in Japan when pretty much every fascist used the Emperor as an excuse to be totalitarian, while deflecting criticism of their nasty policies by hiding behind the untarnishable image of the Emperor...

    21. Re:Um.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds even more dangerous, like the pre-war and wartime situation in Japan when pretty much every fascist used the Emperor as an excuse to be totalitarian, while deflecting criticism of their nasty policies by hiding behind the untarnishable image of the Emperor...

      s/Japan/the USA/
      s/the Emperor/9-11/g
      s/untarnishable/unforgettable/

      just sayin'

    22. Re:Um.... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      He is a KING. A KING. He should be able to deal with (oh horror) FEET!. I am aware of the cultural implications (I am friends with a few people from Thailand), but I expect people to be able to get over jackasses giving them the finger. I expect more of a guy who is a king.

      It's the other people in government who are using it for their own advantage. He's pretty liberal about that sort of thing apparently. He's also a jazz musician, a naval architect and sailor, and an inventor. That's pretty damn cool.

    23. Re:Um.... by juan2074 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just as I was sitting down to a bowl of bear penis soup, I read this.
      Thanks for ruining my dinner.

    24. Re:Um.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      My friend, I think you have hit the nail squarely on the head. These laws are also being used as excuses for the coup back in September ("Thaksin insulted HM the King!") which were later, I beleive, thrown out. However, it's a common enough tool to throw at a political opponent. As someone pointed out above, His Majesty commented on it in one of his anniversary speeches last year, but as a constitutional monarch, he has no real political power beyond the near universal love of the Thai people.
      I've been to Thailand many times. I am engaged to a wonderful Thai lady, and plan to live there with her. I have seen first-hand how much the Thai people love the King, and I know how much it hurt and offended those who saw the youtube video. I'm not even Thai, and it offended me.
      Frankly, the lese majeste laws are unnecessary, since any Thai hearing you insult the Royal Family will not hesitate to kick your ass, and get as many of his or her friends to join in as they can.
      Youtube/Google could have very simply solved this by taking down the videos. But, since they look at it as "freedom of speech," without regard to anyone else's culture, traditions or values, they left them up. And it gained notoriety as a result.
      I've lived outsiude the US for several years now, and frankly, this is one more reason I am in no hurry to go back. It's another illustration of American arrogance and disregard for other cultures, traditions, and values.

    25. Re:Um.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not as funny as `Life of Brian` though - not seen Holy Grail for some time. I never really got over how crap the ending was.

  17. Trick or Treat by darkrowan · · Score: 1

    Smell my Feet?
    /Offtopic, yes, but the first thing that came to mind

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    1. Re:Trick or Treat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      go back to fark.com (:

    2. Re:Trick or Treat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a dumb ass piece of shit fartknocker

  18. What goes around... by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, if Australians can be charged with breaking the DMCA then Americans should be able to be charged with breaking lese majeste.

    1. Re:What goes around... by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, if Australians can be charged with breaking the DMCA then Americans should be able to be charged with breaking lese majeste.

      The difference here, is that the US pressured every trading partner to make their absurd DMCA law apply to everyone else on the planet.

      The US, on the other hand, has never signed up to participate with anyone else's laws except those they championed in the first place.

      However, the French have managed to ensure that Yahoo, E-bay, etc aren't allowing anything to do with Nazi paraphernalia to enter their country. So, at a minimum, they might be forced to block such stuff in Thailand.

      Cheers
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    2. Re:What goes around... by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      The difference here, is that the US pressured every trading partner to make their absurd DMCA law apply to everyone else on the planet.

      So they should probably prosecute the Australian in an Australian court under the Australian version of the DMCA then huh?

    3. Re:What goes around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      However, the French have managed to ensure that Yahoo, E-bay, etc aren't allowing anything to do with Nazi paraphernalia to enter their country.

      I was about to post that you can't sell NAZI stuff on eBay, but before I opened my yap, I did a search with "NAZI" in may Firefox search box with the eBay engine selected, and a shit load of stuff showed up. Good thing I searched!

      So, I'll go to argument #2, and that is, what, the French don't want to recognize their own history?

      Most countries bend over backwards to show how they were victimized by the NAZIs.

    4. Re:What goes around... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      So they should probably prosecute the Australian in an Australian court under the Australian version of the DMCA then huh?

      That, I would agree with totally. That particular extradition just seems odd to me. Australia got their own version of the DMCA foisted on them as AFAIK.

      Cheers
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    5. Re:What goes around... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      So, I'll go to argument #2, and that is, what, the French don't want to recognize their own history?

      Most countries bend over backwards to show how they were victimized by the NAZIs.

      I think France's banning of such things is to prevent people who might agree with the Nazis from having access to such materials. I don't think it's even remotely about NOT wanting to recognize their history -- it's more about trying to ensure people in the here-and-now aren't buying a bunch of Nazi artifacts.

      I don't think France is collectively acting like that whole Nazi occupation never happened. They just don't want to foster a bunch of people marching up and down the square in old uniforms and banners.

      However, someone who is more informed on the topic can feel free to expand on that.

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    6. Re:What goes around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US, on the other hand, has never signed up to participate with anyone else's laws except those they championed in the first place.

      Or when other countries laws benefit big business, such as the "harmonization" of foreign copyright law into US law. (pdf)

    7. Re:What goes around... by PadRacerExtreme · · Score: 1

      Well, if Australians can be charged with breaking the DMCA then Americans should be able to be charged with breaking lese majeste.

      Two wrongs make a right, huh?

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    8. Re:What goes around... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      "don't think France is collectively acting like that whole Nazi occupation never happened. They just don't want to foster a bunch of people marching up and down the square in old uniforms and banners again". Fixed.

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  19. Protected by law?! by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

    one of the few who is still protected by tough laws that prohibit any insult against the royal family.'" Seems sort of a frivolous thing to protect with a law. "Don't say bad things about me, or I'll throw you in jail!" Seriously...

    "Oh, no, there's a video of me that doesn't harm me in any way whatsoever, and gives pleasure to thousands! This must be STOPPED! Someone get my underage prostitutes to hire some lawyers to sue those people in a foreign country who's opinions I care nothing for!"

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    1. Re:Protected by law?! by EraseEraseMe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The king himself actually cares very little for this kind of attention and has suggested publically that the government uses this law to silence dissenters more than anything else. He usually pardons them in his yearly pardon-athon.

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    2. Re:Protected by law?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have lived in Thailand for six months. Last year, a guy was arrested and charged with this same crime for spray-painting graffiti on public portraits of the King. He was convicted about a month ago and sentenced to many years in prison. The king pardoned him about a week after his conviction. I read some newspaper articles here that said that the King has pardoned everybody that was convicted of this crime during his reign.

      Still, sitting in Thai prison while waiting for trial and sentencing is one of the harshest punishments one can receive. Please read this article in the Chiang Mai Citylife magazine to get a small taste of how horrible it would be:

      http://www.chiangmainews.com/indepth/details.php?i d=1718

      If the King really disapproved of the way that the government handles this law, all he would have to do is say so, and the government would never charge anybody again during his lifetime; for a prosecutor to do so would be to commit the same crime himself.

    3. Re:Protected by law?! by stdarg · · Score: 1

      So he gets to publicly disapprove of the law but still let dissenters sit in jail for 6 months on average? What a gracious guy :)

  20. Simple, Don't take the party plane near Thailand. by phorest · · Score: 2, Interesting

    *ADVICE*

    Next time you want real Thai food, go to the corner emigre's restaurant instead, yes I know it's so much fun to fill up the party plane and jet on over, but seriously, you'll get to enjoy your freedom...

    *FUN FACT*
    Did you know that the word Thai means "Freedom"?

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  21. here we go again... by Ayal.Rosenthal · · Score: 1

    This is just like when Turkey blocked YouTube after complaints that some videos insulted Ataturk. It took two whole days before they had to back down. Since Thailand is under military rule right now, I give the country an additional day bonus for despotism and believe that they'll keep YouTube annoyed for three days.

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  22. Err... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How can a website go to jail?

    1. Re:Err... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    2. Re:Err... by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      >How can a website go to jail?

      Obvious... take a server and put in a cell. Problem solved.
      Except, erm, to make it a website you'd have to connect it to the internet. Cheap hosting out of a Thai prison, why not?

    3. Re:Err... by shri · · Score: 1

      Great .. IBM's cell processor sales will go through the roof.

  23. The King of Siam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I was stationed in Thailand from August 1973 to August 1974 when I was in the Air Force. The Thais are the friendliest people you would ever hope to meet.

    Mars couldn't have been a stranger place than Thailand. I can't stress enough the difference between there and the west. Everything is different; even the color of the dirt is different. All of their customs are different. Flipping the bird means nothing, but don't point your foot at anyone!

    Just don't piss them off. I once had a fellow point a .45 caliber pistol at me because I didn't want to drink any Thai whiskey, and was told that this was a grave insult. I apologized and drank the whiskey, and we all had a great time.

    The king's picture is on their money. Once I dropped a dollar, an American dollar, fortunately, and they were a bit shaken when I stepped on it to keep it from blowing away. If it had been a bhat (a currency in both coin and paper that was worth a nickle at the time) I'd have gotten a severe beating and maybe been killed.

    I once saw a kickboxing match between Thail boxers and Chinese Gung-Fu fighters. The Gung-Fu guys wound up going to the hospital.

    They're short, but don't fuck with the Thais. They're likely to extradite all you gonzos now that precidence is set and put your young asses in a Thai jail.

    A friend of mine wound up in a Thai jail. If you don't have friends or family bring you food, you starve! Boy, are you kids in deep doodoo!

    -mcgrew

    1. Re:The King of Siam by Bobartig · · Score: 1

      The friendliest people I would ever hope to meet would not under any circumstances pull a gun on me. I'd much rather hang out with unfriendly pacifists who do not threaten my immediate safety.

      Kung fu is one of the least practical fighting styles in existence, so its not too surprising the muy thai guy put the kungfu'er in the hospital. They also have a lot of emphasis on crippling head blows, whereas other martial arts styles are not designed to kill people (which is definitely bringing a knife to a gun fight). I'd imagine going up against a professional fighter who's martial art is designed to be deadly, while yours is not, is a good way to end up in the hospital.

      Otherwise, very interesting post. I must be getting old. I used to adore traveling, but some of the places in the world, the more I hear about them, the less I want to go.

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    2. Re:The King of Siam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kung fu is one of the least practical fighting styles in existence There are SO many styles of Gong Fu that your statement makes no sense at all. Not to mention how many styles of Thai kick boxing are out there.

    3. Re:The King of Siam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Thais are the friendliest people you would ever hope to meet...

      Just don't piss them off. I once had a fellow point a .45 caliber pistol at me because I didn't want to drink any Thai whiskey, and was told that this was a grave insult...

      If it had been a bhat (a currency in both coin and paper that was worth a nickle at the time) I'd have gotten a severe beating and maybe been killed...

      A friend of mine wound up in a Thai jail. If you don't have friends or family bring you food, you starve!


      you, sir, have a rather bizarre definition of of "friendliest people."
  24. look everyone, someone wrestling with basic logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because those people are minority Thais or aren't Thais? In TFA they're talking about a Swiss man.

    The complete quote was "almost universally adored by Thais"

  25. OP, RTFA. by Samurai+Cat! · · Score: 5, Informative

    Submitted title: "Thailand *sues* YouTube"

    Actual article title: "Thailand *to sue* YouTube over king clips"

    First line in article: "We are *considering* taking legal action against the website," said Vissanu Meeyo, a spokesman for the information ministry."

    Teeensy bit of difference, there.

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    1. Re:OP, RTFA. by TrevorB · · Score: 1

      And people say Digg is much worse that Slashdot...

  26. Expression by kaleco · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thailand's 79-year-old king, almost universally adored by Thais, is the world's longest-reigning monarch, and one of the few who is still protected by tough laws that prohibit any insult against the royal family

    Maybe there is a relationship between this universal adoration and the tough laws that prevent Thais from expressing opinions to the contrary.

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    1. Re:Expression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but the relationship goes THE OPPOSITE way that you're thinking. The Thai king is that most rare of monarchs who more-or-less went straight from 'charming young man' to 'kindly old gentleman' without ever passing through a 'vicious bastard' phase. The vast majority of Thais really do love him, and insults to him are deeply offensive.
        Imagine if some guy showed you a crude photoshop of your mother being sodomized by a pig and said "KEKEKE UR MOM IS A PIG SLUT!" Unless you're not very fond of your mom, you'd be pissed off. You might even want to punch the jerk. Now multiply that by millions of people, and Mr. Photoshop is in grave bodily danger if the government isn't seen as doing something.

        The King himself isn't too fond of that law's use, he feels the military government tends to try to misuse it to silence political dissent, which is why he hands out a load of pardons for it every year. That guy who defaced the picture of the King was Swiss, not Thai -- and the King pardoned him.

        Which is why the people love the old fellow.

    2. Re:Expression by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 4, Informative

      Find a Thai person in your home country other than Thailand and ask him, given that he is not at the moment subject to the laws of Thailand, how he really feels about King Rama IX.

      I can answer that for you. He will tell you that King Rama IX brought democracy to Thailand, uses his vast wealth to help poor, rural parts of the country, and is just generally a great guy. He also has gone on record stating that the laws against criticizing the monarch are stupid, and often pardons those convicted of criticizing him.

      And no, I am not Thai by any stretch of the imagination.

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    3. Re:Expression by udoschuermann · · Score: 1

      Blasphemer! You will be next.

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    4. Re:Expression by sboire · · Score: 1

      I lived Thailand for some time and I think that the best way to describe how Thais relate to the King is that they see him as the father of the nation and the father of all Thais. It would be wrong to believe that most Thais do not truly love their king. His status was accomplished by good deeds and, of course, good PR and information control. The King has been a stable political figure and a counter weight to military junta/gouvernement exactions over the last 50 years. We have strong political and judiciary institutions and we don't get Military coup every so often. It is not the case in Thailand. Such law is wrong to me, but the corruption of the judiciary, politic and police system are bigger problems. Compared to that, restrictions on the liberty expression regarding the King is insignificant. After the coup that the King orchestrated with the military last year, I hope he lives up to his reputation and return the power shortly to an elected governement. Otherwise the moral "high ground" of the royal family could well crumble and is reign with it. That would be real bad use for Thai people.

    5. Re:Expression by adrianmonk · · Score: 1

      He also has gone on record stating that the laws against criticizing the monarch are stupid, and often pardons those convicted of criticizing him.

      You mean, like, 100.000000000% of the time, or just "lots" of the time? Because anything less than 100.000000000% is not really a good track record.

      'Course, he could get a wonderful guy. It just grates on this American's ears to hear about countries where this kind of thing is illegal, since it is one of our founding principles and deeply-held values that you ought to be able to say any sort of insult you want about the king or any of the rest of the government.

    6. Re:Expression by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      It just grates on this American's ears to hear about countries where this kind of thing is illegal, since it is one of our founding principles and deeply-held values that you ought to be able to say any sort of insult you want about the king or any of the rest of the government.
      Oh really?
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  27. It must suck to be a Thai with a foot fetish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The great thing about having a foot fetish is that, unlike with other traditionally revered body parts, women will lay their toes and soles bare at all times in all places. In the West, anyway. In summer, it's like being surrounded by bewbs wherever you go.

  28. NOW we might finally get an answer! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I've been pondering this since Sony launched that trojan, something that a kid was arrested for: How you do imprison a corporation?

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    1. Re:NOW we might finally get an answer! by ErikZ · · Score: 1


      Since you can't, you'll just have to fine it huge sums of money.

      Hey, isn't Youtube owned by Google now? How convenient.

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    2. Re:NOW we might finally get an answer! by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Ask Jeff Skilling.

      rj

  29. as the dmca number fiasco demonstrated by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    when you attempt to censor something, anything, you just give whatever it is free advertising

    i'm glad the thais love their king. but if they are secure in their love for their king, the existence of these videos won't mean anything to them. by freaking out at the existence of these videos, they only demonstrate insecurity on their part, and they cheapen and devalue their love for their king

    same when deeply religious people freak out at some sort of sacriledge. with dignity and ignoring the sacriledge, they show the depth of their love, by turning into ravenous dogs, they only denigrate their faith, such as with devout muslims and pictures of muhammad, or devout catholics and depicitions of the virgin mary

    if your faith or love is storng, idiots and childish pranks don't move you. if it does move you, it only shows your love or faith is cheap and shallow and insecure

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    1. Re:as the dmca number fiasco demonstrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cue the Liberty Bell March and the Monty Python foot...

    2. Re:as the dmca number fiasco demonstrated by unchiujar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then you wouldn't mind if someone calls you girlfriend a slut...

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    3. Re:as the dmca number fiasco demonstrated by deviceb · · Score: 1

      "and they cheapen and devalue their love for their king"
      -perhaps this was the true motive here.. Bring down the peoples image of there king. -he is getting old,.. maybe others in that government to not want a new king. Our country does this all the time with the media. It is why the FCC exists

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    4. Re:as the dmca number fiasco demonstrated by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      same when deeply religious people freak out at some sort of sacriledge. with dignity and ignoring the sacriledge, they show the depth of their love, by turning into ravenous dogs, they only denigrate their faith... Other options are available. I personally find images of Jesus getting fellated by the disciples highly offensive, stories of him being married to (or just having an affair with) Mary Magdalene only somewhat less so. If anyone asks me how I feel about that, I'm fine with giving them my opinion. This doesn't compel me to start shouting for a ban on The DaVinci Code or some tasteless artist or other. I just decide to not support them with my money.
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    5. Re:as the dmca number fiasco demonstrated by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      depends on how many people she has been with in the same night

      1? 10? 100? 1000? ....

    6. Re:as the dmca number fiasco demonstrated by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't want anyone arrested for saying it.

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    7. Re:as the dmca number fiasco demonstrated by kindbud · · Score: 1

      Hardly comparable, no one gets thrown in jail for that.

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    8. Re:as the dmca number fiasco demonstrated by adrianmonk · · Score: 1

      if your faith or love is storng, idiots and childish pranks don't move you. if it does move you, it only shows your love or faith is cheap and shallow and insecure

      Nah, it doesn't show that you're insecure in your faith. It just shows that you don't grasp cause and effect, that forcing people to behave as if they had a certain attitude doesn't make them have that attitude.

    9. Re:as the dmca number fiasco demonstrated by DonZorro · · Score: 1

      It's a different values system.

      YouTube's courts and system of government place a high value on copyright...the right of the publisher to copy an artist's work.

      Thai courts and system of government place a high value on respect for the King.

      YouTube can quite successfully remove material that might bring loss of revenue...when requested by the copyright holder.
      YouTube should be able to remove material that might bring loss of respect...when requested by the people who hold the King in high regard.

    10. Re:as the dmca number fiasco demonstrated by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Or YouTube could simply deliver a big "Fuck You" to both of them, and build a server farm on Sealand. Or we could all start self-publishing video again, rather than having Google take care of our bandwidth for us.

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    11. Re:as the dmca number fiasco demonstrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Then you wouldn't mind if someone calls you girlfriend a slut...

      No, I'm more mature than that.

      But I was told your GF is a two-bit cumslut and blows horsecock for $1.50 a show.

      Sorry if I wrecked your evening by exercising my first amendment rights.

    12. Re:as the dmca number fiasco demonstrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahahahaha guess where the king was born all you haters!!!

      USA Born and bred.

  30. Not sure what the king has to worry about by zappepcs · · Score: 1

    GWBush was depicted as a monkey and that never hurt his ratings.... oh, wait, nevermind

    1. Re:Not sure what the king has to worry about by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I think being depicted as a monkey didn't hurt him as much as acting like one.

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  31. Well, by joe+155 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    well there is increasing precedent for this... Gary McKinnon broke a law in his country and yet faces extradition to another he has was not in - might be applicable. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_McKinnon

    And its not just the UK, Australia has got in on the act... http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/05/07/01 44241

    People already get grabbed for doing things which are not considered serious crimes (lets not forget saying the king is a monkey might be slander in the US) to countries where they will face manifestly severe punishments... This just seems like an extension of this new world order.

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    1. Re:Well, by gravesb · · Score: 5, Informative

      Its amazing how many people don't understand how this works. There is a treaty, of which the United States, GB, and Australia are all signatories, that creates certain baselines for cybercrime. Since the treaty process was started by the Council of Europe, its rather disingenious to blame all of the resulting statutory implementations on the US. Yes, we did have a large part in the writing, but we were not the only ones who did, and the statutes that each country wrote as a result were their own doing. Yes, the US doesn't always play well with others (WTO, anyone), but the cybercrime treaty is good law, and in accordance with traditional common law principles. If you stand in Canada, and shoot a man in Michigan, you can be extradited to Michigan, if Canada decides that's the most effective method. Same thing here. If you hack a US server, even if you are in the UK, the UK can send you to the US for trial. Jurisdiction is commonly based on the effect of the crime, not just the origin. In this case, I doubt there is an applicable treaty, as the US Supreme Court would frown on restrictions of parody, and likely strike down Congressional implementation of any statute. Likewise, the Thai government could attempt a civil suit in US court, but I doubt that is going to carry much weight. Its also perfectly acceptable for Thailand to ban YouTube from doing business in Thailand absent a representative in Thailand for just this purpose, but if YouTube merely posts the videos, and Thais come to the videos, it will be difficult for Thailand to respond.

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    2. Re:Well, by Stile+65 · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt that saying "X is a monkey" is slander. Insults aren't slander, and nobody will be convinced that X is literally a monkey. Hell, have you seen Bush or Chimp?

      Monarchies are useless in the modern world, and this is yet another shining example of why. The funny thing is, the king in Thailand seems to like to pardon people (or at least foreigners) that do this, according to TFA.

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    3. Re:Well, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He broke into American computers in American *from* Britain. If you shoot someone over the American border you've still committed a crime in America despite the fact you were standing in Mexico. The same applies here.

      Could a person be extradited from somewhere like America to Thailand because the said something rude about the king? Well Thailand could try and argue their case but I imagine American law (freedom of speech) would supersede anything the Thai Authorities tried to use.

    4. Re:Well, by phasm42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The funny thing is, the king in Thailand seems to like to pardon people (or at least foreigners) that do this, according to TFA.
      This actually seems to be a fairly smart PR move. Imagine if there was a law that made it a crime to insult you (3-15 years in jail), and you also had the power to pardon people sentenced under this law. You could:
      a. Do the right thing and denounce the law as unfair and unjust, telling your supporters not to be so overzealous, or
      b. Silently accept the law, and reap the benefits of being able to "forgive" people for insulting you by pardoning them. Fools think you're a hero for being so generous.

      Robbing someone of 15 years of their life and then giving it back isn't generous, it's cruelty. The people are foolish enough to support it, and the king does nothing about it.
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    5. Re:Well, by Hognoxious · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You give two examples of extradition to the US, and none the other way. Coincidence?

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    6. Re:Well, by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      SO what you're saying is the country of the victim is what counts, unless the perpetrator is American, in which case we're number one!

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    7. Re:Well, by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

      If you think about it in terms of copyright/piracy issues how much content created in the US is cracked or distributed overseas? How popular is American content in other countries? Now, how much foreign content is cracked or distributed in the US? How popular is foreign content in America?

      Also consider that **AA like associations outside of the USA aren't as lawsuit happy. As bringing someone to court seems to be the de-facto method of solving any and all problems in the states.

    8. Re:Well, by gravesb · · Score: 1

      Or laziness. Those examples were on /. sometime today, and were getting the press, so I cited them. I am sure there are others, but as my study tends to be of American laws and their enforcement, I don't look for other countries enforcing their laws in the United States.

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    9. Re:Well, by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

      Just as well, you wouldn't find any - it's unconstitutional.

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    10. Re:Well, by gravesb · · Score: 2, Informative

      Please cite caselaw. Its most certainly not. See, for instance, Dog the Bounty Hunter to Mexico for a pop-culture example. I thought you were asking for references under the COE Cybercrime Conventions.

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    11. Re:Well, by EraseEraseMe · · Score: 2, Informative

      He usually pardons them relatively quick, within a week or so of him finding out about it. The thing is, he can't change the law, he can only retroactively unenforce it. Such is the life of a King.

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    12. Re:Well, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How popular is American content in other countries? Now, how much foreign content is cracked or distributed in the US? How popular is foreign content in America?

      I enjoy Doctor Who here in the US before it hits SCI-FI or BBC America.
    13. Re:Well, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's good to be King!

    14. Re:Well, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      See, for instance, Dog the Bounty Hunter to Mexico for a pop-culture example.

      All bounty hunters should be fucked in the asshole with a boar's head -- no lube.

      It's just another example of outsourcing the hard parts of justice, like turning prisoners over to private concerns (usually in a different state) who care about nothing but the bottom line, and with virtually no supervision.

    15. Re:Well, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've been living in Thailand for nearly a decade, and used to work at Chitralada Palace.
      Actually, he does both a and b.

      See "http://www.nationmultimedia.com/specials/Bangkoki ans/dec06.php" for details, but the meat of it is:

      On the eve of his birthday on Sunday, His Majesty the King made a comment about this point. He said he is not infallible and is open to criticism. He pointed out that King Rama VI never punished rebels and King Rama IX never punished anybody for allegedly criticising him or violating him during his reign.

      "If they get sent to prison, I pardon them. If they don't go to prison, I won't sue them because those who violate the King and are punished are not the ones who are in trouble. It is the King who would be in trouble. It is strange, but the lawyers like to send people to prison [for allegedly violating the King]," he said. (From The Nation newspaper, one of the two big English dailies in Thailand)

      An interesting point that I haven't seen anyone discuss yet here is that Thaksin Shinatwatra (Prime Minister until the coup) was starting to get some traction with videos on Youtube himself.

      He couldn't get airtime on Thai TV, so he turned to the Internet. If the Thai government had blocked Youtube over that, there would've been a lot more outrage from the Thai people. All one of the coup plotters had to do, however, was post an insulting video of the King on the site, then when it's blocked, the VAST majority of Thai people support it.

      An interesting way to manipulate the people, that's for sure. So now Thaksin has lost his soapbox.
    16. Re:Well, by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Case law? Will statute do instead?

      Bill of Rights, 4th Amendment.

      "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

      Somewhat hypocritical, when the US expects other countries to hand over their citizens upon a mere assertion.

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    17. Re:Well, by gravesb · · Score: 1

      An amendment to the Constitution is not a statute. Also, you must cite case law to see how the amendment is interpreted by the Supreme Court. For instance, the amendment you cited only requires an affadavit, which is little more than an assertion under oath. And, under a mutual legal assistance treaty, of which we have signed several, we are obligated to provide assistance to foreign governments in pursuit of criminals with small exceptions laid out in the respective treaty. Although an accussed criminal could file a writ of habeaus corpus, the hearing requirement for such a writ is not extensive, and a court would likely only need probably cause to allow an extradition, especially to a country like the UK or Australia, which both have well established judicial systems similar to ours.

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  32. Its the YouTube sys admins I feel sorry for by Timesprout · · Score: 1

    15 years in Thai slammer looking after the convicted servers.....bummer

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  33. Re:oooh! Witty comeback! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Touché!

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  34. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    help fight illiteracy on the internet!

  35. Kings have been doing this for a while. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Xerxes flew into a rage at this, and he commanded that the Hellespont be struck with three hundred strokes of the whip and that a pair of foot-chains be thrown into the sea. ... He also commanded the scourgers to speak outlandish and arrogant words: "You hateful water, our master lays his judgment on you thus, for you have unjustly punished him even though he's done you no wrong! Xerxes the king will pass over you, whether you wish it or not! It is fitting that no man offer you sacrifices, for you're a muddy and salty river!" In these ways he commanded that the sea be punished...
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    1. Re:Kings have been doing this for a while. by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      Couldn't he have just, hmmm, peed in it?

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  36. Mocking the Royal Family by zoomshorts · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is the worst thing to do. Despite the kingdom being a constitutional monarchy,
    King Bhumibol is a great person. I met him in the 1969 timeframe, my father was a
    military advisor. His Majesty is both humble and knowledgeable. He was born in the
    U.S.. He loves his people, as do the entire family.

    IF anyone needed to have a constitutional monarch, you would be hard pressed to find
    a better one !!!!! These are quality people. ignore the military, they take turns
    running the country.

    1. Re:Mocking the Royal Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the worst thing to do. Despite the kingdom being a constitutional monarchy, King Bhumibol is a great person. I met him in the 1969 timeframe, my father was a military advisor. His Majesty is both humble and knowledgeable. He was born in the U.S.. He loves his people, as do the entire family.

      I have no reason to doubt it, he may be the kindest and greatest person in the world, however, this is not what this is about. The thing about free speech is that you are either for free speech and that includes speech you don't like or may find totally abhorrent, or you are not for free speech.

      If you are only for free speech for stuff you like, then it's no different a position than that of Hitler and Stalin who also had nothing against people proclaiming what they liked to hear. Here is an example: I live in a European country and it is illegal for people here to spout Nazi propaganda. I hate Nazis, they are murderous scum who killed millions of people, nevertheless I am against laws that restrict them from voicing their sick and twisted views.

      I think it is much better to counter their sick speech with good speech of my own, explaining how their ideas are stupid and how they are wrong. You should do the same for the Thai King, if you believe him to be a good person. Make your own video showing him do good deeds and laud him on it. If your argument is good, the vast majority of people will agree with you and the insulters will be ridiculed and shunned.

    2. Re:Mocking the Royal Family by Hatta · · Score: 1

      If he's so great, why does he need laws to protect him from insults? A truly great person would not be threatened by mere words.

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    3. Re:Mocking the Royal Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but he sorta looks like a monkey.

    4. Re:Mocking the Royal Family by Rycross · · Score: 1

      I don't care if he's great or if this personally offends you. The a law that throws people in jail for hurting peoples' feelings is an abomination. I'm certain that "The worst thing to do" would involve something a little more serious than insulting someone via YouTube.

      Welcome to the internet. Enjoy your stay, Thailand.

    5. Re:Mocking the Royal Family by maop · · Score: 1

      I agree with some of your points but where I differ is that I don't think the people insulting the king are really arguing that the king is bad. They are just demonstrating their support of freedom of speech, albeit in an offensive way.

  37. 09f9 effect? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    UNWIRED NEWS 9 April 2007:
    After attempting to block them, DIIG administrators finally relented to a user revolt and are now allowing links to videos of the King of Tieland next to feet, "legal consequences be damned." The videos were first posted to YouTuub but after a threat of legal action by the Tie government they spread around the world. Earlier this morning, a Google search showed approximately 790135794162121871174506300771 hits for the phrase "Tieland king feet."

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  38. Slashdotter Replies by Ian+McBeth · · Score: 0

    And here I thought Slashdotter's were a bunch of love, peace, and compassion liberal types.
    The bottom of the foot in Thailand is just as offensive as a Mohamed Cartoon is to Muslims,
    or a Statue of Jesus made of feces is to Christians.

    The laws against doing this to the King, are enforced.
    The cops in Thailand don't have to come looking for you either,
    The people will turn you in, for stepping on a Coin with the Kings image on it.

    Frankly, if the persons doing this become known, they should expect assassination.
    Doing this is stupid, and it is obviously being done by a non-Thai.

    What happened to respecting other peoples cultures and religious beliefs anyway?

    1. Re:Slashdotter Replies by Darby · · Score: 4, Insightful


      What happened to respecting other peoples cultures and religious beliefs anyway?


      They are *tolerated* not respected.
      This is as it should be.
      As in "Wow, you believe in some idiotic shit. Oh well, whatever floats your boat" as opposed to "OMFG you believe in the divinity of the taco?!? I'm never eating at Taco Bell again out of respect for your stupid ,yet deserving of respect religion".

    2. Re:Slashdotter Replies by Rycross · · Score: 1

      If part of that culture involves jailing people for mere insults, then that culture doesn't deserve respect. Typically, those liberal types (especially Slashdotters) love freedom, and having to face jail time for voicing an unpopular opinion is the anti-thesis of freedom.

      If you did make a statue of Jesus out of feces, you would not be imprisoned in the US. Disliked? Sure. Imprisoned? No. The riots over the prophet Mohammed were just as reviled as this particular episode. No, I don't think its appropriate for Muslims to resort to threats and violence when they feel their prophet is slighted.

      Just as I wouldn't respect a culture that involves making women lower class citizens, I won't respect a culture that says its OK to throw a person into jail because they insulted someone, even a beloved political figure.

      I've known Thai's, and they were nice people. I'm sure the majority of them are nice people. I'm also sure they have a rich and interesting culture. But this is still wrong, and saying that we should respect other peoples' culture is a cop-out.

      If the person in question would really be killed over this, then the Thai's need to grow some thicker skin.

    3. Re:Slashdotter Replies by Deadstick · · Score: 1
      What happened to respecting other peoples cultures and religious beliefs anyway?

      We respect them; we just don't enforce them. That's why Andres Serrano is not in jail.

      rj

    4. Re:Slashdotter Replies by breckinshire · · Score: 1

      Ramen to that. I wish I had mod points.

    5. Re:Slashdotter Replies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taco? The Great Gordita will punish your heresy, unbeliever.

    6. Re:Slashdotter Replies by adrianmonk · · Score: 1

      What happened to respecting other peoples cultures and religious beliefs anyway?
      They are *tolerated* not respected. This is as it should be.

      The law should always require everyone to tolerate others with different beliefs (as long as they aren't harming anyone). The law should never require anyone to behave as if they respect others' beliefs.

      Good character and humility should motivate people to try to understand, appreciate, and respect others' beliefs. Not all beliefs are worthy of respect, and there is nothing wrong with believing that your own view is the right one (after all, if you didn't believe your view was right, you wouldn't have that view, would you?). But then there is also some value in knowing that nobody is right about everything; therefore, some of the things that you think you're right about, you're actually wrong about, and it's valuable to keep that in mind when comparing your own views to others' views.

    7. Re:Slashdotter Replies by Darby · · Score: 1

      Taco? The Great Gordita will punish your heresy, unbeliever.

      All due respect, but you're going to have to ask him to get in line ;-)

  39. Well, I think it's true enough they love him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I lived in Thailand for 2 years, knew many Thais, had a Thai gf etc, and I have to say that from what I could see they really do love him - or act very convincingly that they do. One of the greatest faux pas I made there was making a slightly joking comment about him .. the look of horror on their faces was memorable, and I sure didn't do that again.

    You can say that they only "love" him because they've been constantly indoctrinated from childhood to do so, and you'd probably be right, but the result as I saw it is pretty much the same. Even in a bar full of drunk partygoers at 3 in the morning on Sukhumvit Rd (a high-foreigner area) - a good way to make everyone within earshot hate you, and possibly physically attack you, is to badmouth the king in any way, shape or form.

    Good? Bad? I don't know, but from my experience, whether it's programmed or not, yup - they pretty much universally adore him.

  40. I'll get this in by dave_boo · · Score: 4, Informative

    before there's too many idiots reguritating their nonsensical rhetoric concerning Thailand.

    I'm a resident of Thailand, let's get that out of the way right now.

    Firstly, all those who insist that the lese majeste laws are there because the majority of Thais would suddenly rise up and start doing what those without respect for anything would do are seriously disillusioned. And/or they've never traveled to Thailand. There's a deep reverence for the King here which arises from all that he has done. The fact that he has mostly remained out of politics has been a bonus, but the attention that he pays to his people weighs significantly in his favour. And the link that another poster put in that suggest that he had a personal dislike for Thaskin, and that is what forced him out of the country is laughable. As anyone who follows the politics knows, the situation had been brewing for quite some time. The fact that Thaskin was guilty of doing exactly what people hate Bush Inc for is conveniently either glossed over or omitted.

    And to the inevitable "What do you expect from a country of pedophiles?" comments: There's absolutely nothing of the sort in your country?

    1. Re:I'll get this in by dave_boo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Something I forgot to mention: You'll notice that most of these instances involve foreigners. Like that Swiss man? He lived here 10 years, got pissed because he couldn't buy beer on the King's birthday, and you would think knowing better, decided to deface the King's picture on HIS BIRTHDAY. And yet the King pardoned him (although he's now a Personna non Grata).

    2. Re:I'll get this in by phasm42 · · Score: 1
      An insult does not warrant 15 years in jail, no matter who it insults or how ugly the insult is. Whether or not the king deserved the insult is besides the point. If he was such a nice guy, he would decry such a law.

      And to the inevitable "What do you expect from a country of pedophiles?" comments: There's absolutely nothing of the sort in your country?
      Funny that, you're the only one mentioning this.
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    3. Re:I'll get this in by countSudoku() · · Score: 1

      Good for you! I'm a resident of the USA and we'll make fun of our leaders and your's too. Get over it. Or sue. Whatever floats your insecure boat. In our country we have freedom of speech and freedom of expression. Try it out sometime, unless that gets you thrown in jail or something. Ooops!

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    4. Re:I'll get this in by ToxikFetus · · Score: 1

      This isn't really a reply to your comment, but since you're a coherent poster who's a resident of Thailand, I have to ask: why are feet considered offensive? I'm not wholly ignorant of the world at large, but I've never heard of this taboo. Are feet considered dirty, so placing them next to someone's likeness an implication of a lack of hygiene? Are sandals and flip-flops completely verboten?

    5. Re:I'll get this in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the only cases you actually HEAR about are of foreigners. If a local thai drew a mustache on the kings picture it probably wouldn't even make it to your own news. He'd just get locked up and that's it... no request for a pardon.. no nothing.

    6. Re:I'll get this in by dave_boo · · Score: 2, Informative

      As far as taboos go, it's not that far out there. Since the head is considered the "holiest" part of the body in Buddhism (in fact, it's almost as bad to touch some people's head as it is to point your feet at them in Thailand, and even going so far as to put the feet next to someone's head is absolutely the worst thing you can do), it's not that much of a stretch to see that the opposite end is the "dirtiest" part. Add in the fact that this area was/is built on agriculture, where all sorts of wastes are used as fertiliser, including human, it becomes even more clear. I'm not clear about your question in regards to sandals and flip-flops though.

    7. Re:I'll get this in by dave_boo · · Score: 1

      It's the law. If you don't like it change it. If you can't stop bitching about it. And by the way, it's for UP TO 15 years...not a gaurantee of 15 years.

      The very first post contradicts your assertion that nobody else mentioned it.

    8. Re:I'll get this in by phasm42 · · Score: 1

      It's the law. If you don't like it change it. If you can't stop bitching about it.
      Why? Seems like a recipe for getting stuck with stupid laws. It's also interesting that you say nothing about whether the law is fair or just, only that it is the law.

      And by the way, it's for UP TO 15 years...not a gaurantee of 15 years.
      I believe I read that the minimum is 3 years, which is 3 years too many. Even if no one ever serves such a long sentence, the possibility of serving such a sentence serves to both remind people of the unjust power the state holds, and gives the king an opportunity to appear lenient and forgiving, when he is being neither.

      The very first post contradicts your assertion that nobody else mentioned it.
      Although it doesn't mention pedophiles directly, it does imply them and is in line with the gist of your post. I didn't make the connection when I read it.
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    9. Re:I'll get this in by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >why are feet considered offensive?

      They walk on shit. At least, they always did in the pre-industrial agrarian world.

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    10. Re:I'll get this in by dave_boo · · Score: 1

      The reason I didn't comment on whether the law was just or not is because I wasn't asked. Furthermore, I can not change it, so I have to live with it. However it's still better than some other countries' sentences for similar crimes.

      The minimum sentence is only 1 1/2 year. You may say it's too much, but the Thai people have declared it, and it is their country.

      You say that he's neither lenient nor forgiving....can you give examples of this? Because I can give more than enough examples of his compassion--even though their math is wrong, they're missing a 0, in addition to making sure his people have food.. And remember, it isn't the King who's calling for this but rather Naai Vissanu Meeyo.

      It may be better to think of this in terms of the Mohamed cartoons or the Holacoust denial. All the time politicos get slammed in the paper, so it's not a matter of free speech, but rather respect. I don't know why you could expect people to respect your tradition when you won't respect theirs. They're not telling you to not disrespect your political/ruling figures, but to extend respect to theirs.

    11. Re:I'll get this in by Andrei+D · · Score: 1

      There's a deep reverence for the King here which arises from all that he has done. He has done so much for the people, that he deserves to have a law to throw me in jail just because I made fun of The King, right?
      I live in Romania, a country which was thrown in a communist dictatorship for almost 50 years. Given the number of people who were imprisoned, beaten or tortured just because they didn't agree with the Great Ceausescu and his criminal communist regime, it f*cking makes me sick when ordinary people have absolute power to crush anyone who don't agree with them.
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    12. Re:I'll get this in by phasm42 · · Score: 1

      You say that he's neither lenient nor forgiving....can you give examples of this?
      I was trying to say that the whole "pardoning" of lese majeste crimes was neither, not that he is neither forgiving nor lenient on the whole.
      Also, although he has helped his people, it doesn't seem like such a grand gesture when you consider he's one of the wealthiest people in the entire world. I don't mean to belittle what he has done, but rather to ask why such a man of the people could be so incredibly wealthy?

      I don't know why you could expect people to respect your tradition when you won't respect theirs. They're not telling you to not disrespect your political/ruling figures, but to extend respect to theirs.
      I'm not telling anyone to disrespect their political/ruling figures either, but to leave those who do alone. No one is entitled to respect (my views are not limited to the Thai king -- judges in the USA are an example). If someone is worthy of respect, then those who realize this would simply understand that those disrespecting the person are not worth paying attention to. The Thai reaction shows that this isn't merely about respect, this is about worship of a god-like figure.
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    13. Re:I'll get this in by dave_boo · · Score: 1

      /me sighs.

      Ok, everyone repeat after me:

      The Thai King did not institute this law. It came about due to the general populace's reverence for their monarch. This isn't the few abusing their position, but rather the many asserting their opinion.

    14. Re:I'll get this in by Andrei+D · · Score: 1

      My point was not that he(or He?) gave himself this law. The point is that from a rational and objective perspective it's absurd that a man's life can be ruined just because he made fun of another man. But if this is what the majority there wants, fine. It would be funny if it wouldn't be sad that a man has to live for 15 years among criminals and rapers just because he drew a mustache on a King's painting. Or for getting Lassie from the torrents, according to our friends from the *AA, to give a western example. ABSURD

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    15. Re:I'll get this in by dave_boo · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I was too hasty in thinking that you were stating he is not forgiving nor lenient on a whole but rather in this specific case. I still assert you're mistaken, especially since in 2005 he stated that he was not above reproach, and most every case I know of he has gone ahead and pardoned the defendee. However, since he does not make the laws, there's not much else he can do.

      In regards to his wealth; it's hard to understand why people think to help others you have to be as wealthy/poor as they are. Yes, he's had a lot of good business success, but he also has pumped a lot back into Thailand. What about other luminaries who are generally (perhaps wrongly) championed as protectors of the people. Know how much money Snr. Castro has? Or that the darling of the misguided, Che Guevara, who was pimping a Rolex when he was captured?

    16. Re:I'll get this in by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 1

      The argument isn't that without the lese majeste laws Thais would immediately rebel. The argument is that these laws stifle debate, and prevent any sort of anti-royal sentiment from even getting started.

      It's a more subtle kind of thought-policing. You don't prevent people from expressing what they think; you prevent them from thinking it in the first place.

    17. Re:I'll get this in by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      There's a deep reverence for the King here which arises from all that he has done. The fact that he has mostly remained out of politics has been a bonus

      The secret to being revered is to stay out of politics.

      Anyhow, why don't they just cut off youtube from Thailand if they don't like it? That is what every other paranoid country does. Suing is so US.

    18. Re:I'll get this in by dave_boo · · Score: 1

      Guess you missed that ;p

      Thank Buddha for proxy servers though!

    19. Re:I'll get this in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      There seems to be some sort of idea that being a resident of Thailand makes one an authority. That's just silly.
      What you feel about the king depends upon your politics and experience. There are not a few who remember his role in 1976, both contributing to the atmosphere that led to the lynchings at Bangkok's Thammasat University, and then never denouncing the vicious killings that took place. You'll find that the king's supporters don't like to mention what happened in 1976. Look it up. For a well-informed, critical but not unsympathetic account of the king and his work, read the biography that was published last year, "The King Never Smiles," by Paul Handley. It's banned in Thailand, but circulates widely there anyway.

    20. Re:I'll get this in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was ok with your post right up until the pedo cheap shot. Sorry dude, but yah, it is different. It's not accepted here and it's prosecuted pretty harshly. Pedos in prision get shanked by the other inmates.

      Thailand seems to be the 'disneyland' of pedos.

      So once we get past that white wash, it makes a lot more sense that the 'actual' rulers (military) use the law to whack dissidents on the head.

    21. Re:I'll get this in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And to the inevitable "What do you expect from a country of pedophiles?" comments: There's absolutely nothing of the sort in your country?

      Of course there is. it's just not nearly as much of our GDP.

    22. Re:I'll get this in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      However it's still better than some other countries' sentences for similar crimes. [about.com]

      Welcome to the race to the bottom of the human rights barrel, you buttfucking son of a bitch.

  41. What the heck is going on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen alot of people say "Hahaha 15 years, like that could put anyone in prison, there's no one there to PUT in prison" Maybe not, but just because there is a maximum sentence of 15 years, doesn't mean they put everyone they charge with this crime in prison for 15 years. Its a maximum penalty people! You are all acting so dim, what's going to happen is something along the lines of: they will charge youtube in their absence, come to the conclusion they are guilty and then just either completely block youtube, or require them to block offending clips. You know, sometimes I get the idea /. is somewhat intelligent, but thankfully comments like those bring me back down to earth with a thud.

  42. Well, this will quietly eliminate the mocking. by Baavgai · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A few people post an insult, they show it to their friends, they all get a laugh. You find this horribly offensive, what do you do?

    A) While the number aware of the offending material is still few, you can choose to just let it go.

    Or...

    B) You sue one of the largest Internet entities around, assuring that your embarrassment will achieve far reaching exposure previously impossible. People who don't even know where your country is (i.e. Americans ) will mock you and, if you're real lucky, late night TV hosts will broadcast the images so that even those who don't know YouTube from BoobTube can share in your mortification.

    You choose B? Really? Good luck with that.

    1. Re:Well, this will quietly eliminate the mocking. by Z0mb1eman · · Score: 1

      Hey, it worked for Digg!

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    2. Re:Well, this will quietly eliminate the mocking. by maop · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on. Most Americans know where Thailand is. Stop the unnecessary America bashing. Our current leaders are shit but we know where Thailand is.

  43. vacations cancelled by BamZyth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn I work at google and traveling there was the only way I could get sex.

    1. Re:vacations cancelled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and now you'll get fired for mentioning you work at google. :(

    2. Re:vacations cancelled by deftcoder · · Score: 1

      ... and shunned from the IT community for implying that he has/had/enjoys sex.

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    3. Re:vacations cancelled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three punchlines in a row, and none of them modded Funny? What is it with the mods today?

  44. What's so funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The king is so adored by Thais that it would be heartbreaking for them to see any insult to their king, hence the law.

    Ok so what would be a parallel to Western people? Almost everyone likes to see clean highway exchanges, hence laws against graffiti. Would you say "why do we need anti-graffiti laws since almost everyone prefers clean concrete structures?" Well obviously, because a minority can ruin it for everybody, and this is even though graffiti don't even harm the functionality of the structure.

    In both cases (king and graffiti) the respective law is just there to protect people from seeing unpleasant things.

    1. Re:What's so funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You assume the law was made to protect the sensitive feelings of Thais. It was probably enacted because of the same stupid reason we have flag burning laws - people are so brainwashed in "patriotism" they don't pause to consider what the law being passed really means to their rights.

      I was taught (and it never hurts to repeat this) that the Bill of Rights was written "to protect the minority from the majority". We can be thankful for the Bill of Rights - if we can keep fascists in our goverment (and sadly ignorant supports of same) from whittling them away. The Thai people might consider this, too.

    2. Re:What's so funny? by myth24601 · · Score: 1

      Ok so what would be a parallel to Western people? Almost everyone likes to see clean highway exchanges, hence laws against graffiti. Would you say "why do we need anti-graffiti laws since almost everyone prefers clean concrete structures?" Well obviously, because a minority can ruin it for everybody, and this is even though graffiti don't even harm the functionality of the structure.


      This is not a good parallel at all.

      While it is true that the graffiti doesn't harm it's functionality, it is still owned by the government which has laws forbidding graffiti on public structures. If someone builds their own bridge they can spray paint it all they want.
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    3. Re:What's so funny? by myth24601 · · Score: 1

      In the USA, burning the US flag as a form of protest is perfectly legal.

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    4. Re:What's so funny? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Especially in Alaska (of course, in that case it's unlikely anybody would see it...)

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    5. Re:What's so funny? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      If someone builds their own bridge they can spray paint it all they want.

      Actually, this is not true in most of the US. Try building a structure on your own property and then spray painting a nude image on it. A whole lot of places have laws forbidding you from that type of expression. Technically, it isn't even legal for me to paint "Bush Sucks" on the front of my house because I happen to live in a "historic" district of town.

    6. Re:What's so funny? by WhyDoYouWantToKnow · · Score: 1
      Burning is also the preferred method to retire an old flag.

      See Section 8k of the Flag Code:
      "The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning."

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  45. Freedom of speech is more important than your king by unity100 · · Score: 1

    And you should all get that. other parts of the world do not have to live by thai traditions, or any other tradition in any other country.

    unfortunately i dont care for your king, for example, and i side with youtube on that matter.

  46. This story is useless without pictures. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    I want to see the monkey king near feet.

    BTW., if I had a law that could be used to throw anyone, who doesn't adore me into jail, I also would be universally adored.

  47. photomosiac by Chutzpah · · Score: 4, Funny

    They could have ignored it, but now its going to be a matter of days before makes a photo mosiac of the king of Thialand made up entirely of pictures of feet.

    1. Re:photomosiac by ShiningSomething · · Score: 1

      Feet, and Paris Hilton pictures...

  48. Ah the daily google got sued post by pavera · · Score: 1

    Seriously though, do you thing the folks at Google thought they'd get sued almost daily for you tube? I wonder who has to serve the 15 years?

    I figured there would be a couple lawsuits, but this is getting a little bizarre. Google will be paying out the nose for years for these lawsuits, there is no way this is worth it.

    1. Re:Ah the daily google got sued post by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Did they pay anything so far?

      Because, well, if they want to play hardball, they can. They pretty much "own" the search engine market. Trying to press money from us? Ok. Google search won't find you anymore. You don't exist. Go away.

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    2. Re:Ah the daily google got sued post by pavera · · Score: 1

      I really don't think they can make Viacom disappear, they certainly can't make a whole country disappear.

      They are paying right now, I'm sure their legal department is ballooning, I bet they are spending somewhere between 100-300k/day on legal fees with the lawsuits that have been announced so far. Sure that isn't a lot, but over the 3-5 year term of the ~8 lawsuits that I know of right now, that is more than $400 million. And that is just legal fees. When (not if) they lose some of these suits, then its really going to pile up. They will spend > $50 million in legal fees just for the Viacom suit. If they lose it, they will pay $1 billion + Viacom's legal fees (which will be nicely inflated, and probably > 100 million).

      None of the other suits are this big, but combined they will easily cost 3-5 billion over the next 3-5 years (Assuming they go about 50/50 win/loss). If the courts decide that You Tube is not protected by the DMCA protections, then the cost will be > $10 billion because every rights holder will jump on that cash cow.

      Long story short, the cost of buying You Tube is going to be 3-5 times more than the actual purchase price.

    3. Re:Ah the daily google got sued post by Vexorian · · Score: 1
      Not like they can remove a country from the surface of earth... Yet.

      Seriously though, lot's of lawsuits but none of them has actually become more than a lawsuit and this whole Thailand King stuff is ridiculous.

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    4. Re:Ah the daily google got sued post by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Seriously though, do you thing the folks at Google thought they'd get sued almost daily for you tube? I wonder who has to serve the 15 years? Given Google's propensity for distributed computing, each employee might spend a couple minutes every so often in a corner of their cube doing nothing.
    5. Re:Ah the daily google got sued post by loourker · · Score: 1

      I wonder who has to serve the 15 years?

      hmm, how 'bout the lawyers... that way everybody (else) wins!
  49. Public Policy Exception by ubuwalker31 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I do not think that anyone in a Western Style democracy will be handed over to the Thai authorities to be prosecuted for this type of thought crime, because it goes against numerous public policies, such as freedom of speech. Egad, the USA was founded on the concept of being able to criticize and make fun of royalty.

    I am surprised that the usual smart people on slashdot can't get their heads around the concept that "physical presence" in a country is only one of many ways to subject yourselves to that countries laws. Doing business with a country's citizens, through the mail or over the telephone, or over the internet is enough of a contact. And even if there are extensive contacts, there are very strong overriding public policies which would prohibit such an extradition.

    That being said, If I was a YouTube executive or employee, I wouldn't travel to Thailand, because then they could arrest you physically there, and there would be very little that your government could do about your prosecution.

    1. Re:Public Policy Exception by lionchild · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, Thailand is where they hold large Public Relations Organizations meetings and conventions.

      And, of course, don't go traveling in a country that extradites to Thailand either.

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    2. Re:Public Policy Exception by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "Oddly enough, Thailand is where they hold large Public Relations Organizations meetings and conventions."

      Play fun smiles game at bar after meeting.

  50. Google has more money than Thailand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thailand is a corrupt shit hole where criminals and sexual deviants go to enjoy themselves. Somehow I don't think the US is going to take those charges seriously. Lets go post insults about his feet on Digg.

  51. Time to confront that king ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. with a couple thousand people who tell him in videos on YouTube and elsewhere what they think of this pathetic law and the pathetic person he obviously is. And, while they are at it, about the anachronistic, pathetic idea of having some untouchable asshole as "king" anyways.

  52. Absurd. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I can appreciate the need to respect other cultures. I wouldn't want someone's stinky feet anywhere near my face, but I don't find it necessarily offensive. However, people need to realize that the rest of the world doesn't necessarily doesn't hold the same beliefs as they do. This should be especially clear when someone is on the internet.

    Some group of people may be offended by feet, porkchops, pentagrams or santa claus but they can't possibly expect other people to share these feelings. So to lash out against the rest of the world because a person is incapable of taking something in stride, or at least jumping to another website to me just demonstrates poor coping skills.

    If the majority of the world found something offensive and problematic, then I could see justification for having something banned. And actually, if they want to ban this stuff within their own country, well, they're free to do so. But to sue YouTube is ridiculous. And I don't want to find one day that my own freedoms are being limited in an attempt to avoid offending some minority group.

    Without question, everyone deserves to be treated fairly. However that equality means that inevitably someone is going to be offended from time to time. It's either this or we start banning anything and everything to ensure no one is offended.

    1. Re:Absurd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I can appreciate the need to respect other cultures.

      I submit to you that not all cultures deserve respect. Some cultures suck.

      Some group of people may be offended by feet, porkchops, pentagrams or santa claus but they can't possibly expect other people to share these feelings.

      But many DO expect you to share those beliefs - or else.

      If the majority of the world found something offensive and problematic, then I could see justification for having something banned.

      So, as soon as a majority find Internet using geeks to be unclean infidels, it is ok with you to ban them...

    2. Re:Absurd. by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      And I don't want to find one day that my own freedoms are being limited in an attempt to avoid offending some minority group.

      You're pretty safe as far as that goes. Historically, the main danger lies in offending the minority. Then there is nothing to protect you but the majority's high-mindedness and sense of fair play. Good luck with that.

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    3. Re:Absurd. by Rycross · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't appreciate the need to respect other cultures', if said cultures are not worthy of respect. Not that I'm saying that Thai culture in general isn't worthy of respect, but there is no way in hell I'm going to "respect" the fact that they want to bring real fines and possibly jail time against someone for hurting peoples' feelings.

    4. Re:Absurd. by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      >Some group of people may be offended by feet, porkchops, pentagrams or santa claus but they can't possibly expect other people to share these feelings.

      or, say, a woman's exposed breast on television?

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    5. Re:Absurd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Some group of people may be offended by feet, porkchops, pentagrams or santa claus but they can't possibly expect other people to share these feelings. So to lash out against the rest of the world because a person is incapable of taking something in stride, or at least jumping to another website to me just demonstrates poor coping skills.

      What about other body parts? Not to argue against you, but it should be OK to show parts of anyone anywhere is what you seem to be saying. That's a hurdle the USA and its 1st have not crossed (Janet Jackson's nipple, minors w/ porn or porn w/ minors). It is no stretch that feet can be criminally obscene if genitalia can be.

    6. Re:Absurd. by Shadowlore · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is most especially true for local issues. What offends my neighbor may not offend me. Why should he get a law to criminalize conduct he finds offensive? At all?

      Any kind of speech. At all. In every form. All should be protected in that there should be no laws favoring or opposing any of it preferentially - favor it all. Speech even in pictorial form (one of the oldest forms of written communication fer cryin out loud), prose, whatever. Say what you want. Just realize that others can too.

      Decency and mutual respect can only occur when the powers are not favoring one over the other. if some people can say certain things and others can not you have just created friction greater than just letting people handle themselves.

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    7. Re:Absurd. by cowwoc2001 · · Score: 1

      ... hmm, I think you forgot to write "within reason".

      If some guy comes along and starts parading child porn photos in the streets should we allow him to have his way simply because we do not wish to impose our value system on him? If a bunch of guys parade around town in KKK outfits with signs "Kill the Jews! Kill the N****rs" shouldn't we have a say about this sort of behavior? This isn't a theoretical question, a few years ago I was shocked to see a KKK parade walking through downtown Montreal (Canada) and not a single person did anything about it (I suspect many were too shocked). Seriously, how is preventing this kind of behavior going to lead to tyranny and the government controlling its population? I really think some people are jumping from point A to point B a little too quickly here :)

      I am not saying that one should micro-manage freedom of speech, but I think that there are a bunch of things that are quite reasonable to censor.

    8. Re:Absurd. by Tom · · Score: 1

      Any kind of speech. At all. In every form. So stop oppressing my free child porn speech already!

      Hold it, before you mod me troll. Realize that in other cultures, sexual intercourse with children isn't or wasn't as taboo as it is today. The ancient greek, for example, had quite a taste for young boys (yes, the gents, they were homos, too). Yep, the very Plato, Pythagoras, Aristotle we glorify for their ideas and contributions to mankind. All child-fuckers, the lot of 'em.

      Then realize that there is no absolute "any kind of" free speech. Every culture draws boundaries. The whole thing is about where to draw the line. So the US draws it at nipples (see the super bowl incident) while Thailand draws it at insulting the king.
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    9. Re:Absurd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      you have just created friction greater than just letting people handle themselves.

      How's the weather down there in Mom's basement?

  53. Oh the poor poor king by acidosmosis · · Score: 1

    Oh the poor poor sensative king. Someone please ship a crate of kleenex with a get well soon card.

  54. lets sue thailand by js3 · · Score: 1

    for offending common sense

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  55. Since we can extradite Australians by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I can't see why any country in the world can't extradite people for local crimes.

    Hopefully one of these cases will make it obvious the downside of extraditing like this.

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    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  56. Cultural colonialism by youthoftoday · · Score: 1

    Horray for cultural colonialism! Just because some far-off country has customs different to our own, let's throw hypothetical eggs at them because something clashes with our culture and world-view!

    I'm sure there's a lot wrong with the culture of those wishing to impose 'freedom' or whatver the buzzword is this decade. I know full well there's a lot wrong with my own country's culture. But I'm sure most people can think of a lot of reasons why those from other cultures should try and impose their customs by force. Then again, I'd welcome a bit more Thai traditional good manners over here.

    So what if they have different values to us? If we're going to be relativist about everything, we should look at ourselves too...

    So enough of the oppresive regieme comments. Monopolies, net neutrality, bush administration anyone? It's the same everywhere.

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  57. what about.. by deviceb · · Score: 1

    other things that do not want pics/renders/comics created of them? Ala, Buddah, Balzamon? Lews Therin, Paris Hilton?

    Somebody please deface everything we should not and get it over with. By the end of the week you will have thousands of feet/king pics,flash games,movies,pr0n.. .

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  58. another proud American by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And this, my friends, is why we we have the 1st Amendment to the Constitution in the U.S.
    Damn straight! In this country, the right to make fun of the King of Thailand is Constitutionally protected!
    1. Re:another proud American by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 5, Funny
      Back in mid-80s, a Russian and an American argue about politics.

      "Unlike you, we have true free speech", the American says, "see, I could go right to the White House and shout, 'Reagan is an asshole' as much as I like, and they won't do anything to me!"

      "Then we have free speech in the USSR as well", shrugs the Russian. "I can, too, go to the Red Square and shout 'Reagan is an asshole' as much as I like, and they won't do anything to me either".

    2. Re:another proud American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, in Soviet Russia, Reagan shouts about you!

  59. Re:Freedom of speech is more important than your k by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    The king realizes this. Read the article. It's some bureaucrat making this noise. Not the king.

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  60. tony jaa will sort you out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You people are laughing now, but wait until Tony Jaa breaks into the Googleplex and double knee drops the youtube servers!

  61. Great idea by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Way to go, King. Threaten to sue YouTube for silly pictures making fun of you. I - and 500,000 other nerds who know how to use photoshop - would have never known that the King of Thailand was insulted by a foot or cared about youtube before reading this story. I'm glad you informed us by this action -- that will surely put a stop to the ridicule!

    1. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before spewing out more uninformed comments, do take some time to get more of a background check. The King never sued Google nor is planning. He actually spoke against the lese majeste law and told that it should be dropped.

      The problem lies with government officials that refuse to change that law. The crux of the problem lies with the way the Ministry of ICT handles this problem, is something they should be completely ashamed of and should be fired for.

      To summarize my point, it is quite saddening to know people who are supporting free-speech but are unwilling to do background research before spewing their comments.

  62. A proper reply to king Bhumibol Adulyadej by Stormwatch · · Score: 1, Funny

    You don't frighten us, Thai pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Bhumibol King, you and all your silly Thai ce-e-e-e-e-ensors. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a gibbon and your father smelt of langsats! Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

  63. Foot icon? by mrbobjoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    recent videos on YouTube showing the king next to feet, something extremely offensive in Thailand If there was ever an article that deserved the humor "foot" icon, it's this one...
    1. Re:Foot icon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if this means it is illegal to use the Gnome Desktop Environment in Thailand, if you view pictures of the king on your computer?

    2. Re:Foot icon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also deserves a humor "King of Thailand" icon right next to it.

  64. Yeah, sure, whatever by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    Here is Freedom of speech in the USA.

    I guess that's just what happens here when we criticize our leaders.

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  65. Re:Youtube didn't make the videos... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    and it's probably safe to assume they're Thai

    Or you could put in the barest fucking minimum effort and read the article.

  66. Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    King is also "untouchable" down here and he's not exactly loved by all ;-)

  67. as always by unity100 · · Score: 1

    it is ALWAYS others who make the fuss in these matters. unfortunately, these others generally happen to be the ones who run the country.

  68. Just how does that work? by dctoastman · · Score: 1

    How do you put YouTube in jail?

    Do you put the server in a cell? And if you do, can it have an internet connection?

  69. Introductions by plexium_nerd · · Score: 1

    Thailand, meet freedom. Freedom meet, Thailand...

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  70. Re:Freedom of speech is more important than your k by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    >The king realizes this. Read the article. It's some bureaucrat making this noise. Not the king.

    Bureaucrat hasn't been warned by king to STFU or go to prison for 15 years *himself.* King could end this with a single word. Why hasn't he?

    The article states "Thailand's ... king [is] almost universally adored by Thais"

    How would they know, if even minor dissent is punished with prison?

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  71. Taking bets against Google not obliging them! by gbalaji · · Score: 0

    yeah. China, India and now Thailand. do you really think Google is going to stand against any government? Infact they would be stupid if they do. Having said that, I would really love to see Viacom ripping some money off Google. It'll be poetic justice for the atrocities Google is committing on Copyright/IP.

  72. Why not? by dskoll · · Score: 1

    If the United States can extradite someone for breaking US law in a foreign country, then why shouldn't Thailand have the right to enforce its laws worldwide?

    1. Re:Why not? by ubuwalker31 · · Score: 1

      They can and do have that right. If someone hacks into a Thai server, steals millions of dollars in credit card information, and the Thai government wants to prosecute the offender, I am sure that the US would gladly hand the criminal mastermind over to Thai authorities. We all agree that stealing is bad. Not all of us agree that criticizing the government is criminal however, and the US would never extradite someone for this "offense". It is a public policy exception to the general extradition rule.

  73. Polling by Grashnak · · Score: 1

    Polls of 10 year old Thai prostitutes were unable to confirm the state of their opinions because they were busy being raped by sex tourists who were pouring money into the King's economy.

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    1. Re:Polling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the while the Americans couldn't tackle sex tourists traveling from USA to Thailand because they were too busy criticizing the Thai king for not having asked the child prostitutes whether they like him...

  74. International Lawsuits..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Since YouTube is located in the United States, and there is no way that anybody here in the U.S. would consider insulting a leader to be illegal (we treasure that ability), is it possible for YouTube to say "Go fu-k yourselves!" and ignore the Thais?

    Does YouTube even have to honor such a bastardly frivolous suit? Sine they are based in the U.S., the content is in the U.S., and The serving is done from the U.S., how on Earth could they be held liable for breaking a law in a foreign country, when said actions are Constitutionally protected free speech inside the United States?

    It's the exact same thing as if someone were to call the king a monkey (and after this egocentric display of arrogance, he IS a monkey), and then be jailed in Thailand for breaking their laws while inside a country where no laws were broken.

    YouTube should simply say "So sue me!", followed by a loud "Neener neener!"

    The King Is A Fink.

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    Knowing Google's lust for data collection, the Soviet Union is still alive and well inside the psyche of Sergey Brin....
  75. "almost universally adored by Thais", eh? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    Kinda how Kim Jong Il is almost universally adored by North Koreans? Watch this clip for some chilling insight into the control that totalitarian regimes can have over their people.

  76. Not so fast by eiscir · · Score: 1

    Bear in mind before you poo-poo developing countries (though I agree with your sentiments re 1st amendment) that the first amendment was enacted in 1791, and in 1798 the Alien and Sedition Acts were passed, severely restricting everything mentioned in the first amendment as far as free speech goes. This restrictive approach continued right up til the Brandenberg case, or at least Cohen. All the WW1 insubordination prosecutions of civilians (Schenck, Debs, Frohwerk), all the red scare cases (Gitlow, Whitney) were blows to free speech, with pro-speech Justices dissenting (or writing dodgy concurrences). The point is free speech as we now understand it is, like it or not, the creation of judges. But of course free speech is A Good Thing To Have (as pooh would say), and I don't care whether it's Congress or the SC gives it to me (well, you guys, cos I'm in the States but I'm not a citizen. Legal.) Have a read of the Schenck case (wiki it, Schenck v US) and imagine youtube working under that system. (btw, I Am Not A Lawyer.)

  77. Thai king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have seen these so called "kings" rule and overrule in many under-developed countries.
    using a combination of sentiments and stringent rules with no freedom for people to express openly.
    To cut the long story short, i would love to call him a "monkey"

  78. My Thailand experience with the royals by leroybrown · · Score: 1

    I was in Thailand a few years ago and when I heard about this whole "don't insult the king", being a lover of freedom of speech, I was nearly bursting at the seams trying to contain myself. It didn't help matters that my travel companions and I ended up at the Viennese Opera Ball (which is held on the Kings b-day in his honor) at the Oriental Hotel sitting 20 yards from the queen and princess of Thailand. All I wanted to do was insult the king. Not because I have anything against the guy, it just pisses me off that they try to silence insults. My travel companions exerted much energy keeping me quiet. One of them got really sick from the water and almost vomited on the princess passing her in a hallway of the hotel.

    While there I heard a story of a guy those threw a 1000 Baht note on the ground and stomped on it, which resulted in several Thai bar patrons beating the ever loving shit out of him. I don't get it. I'd be pissed as hell living in a country where freedom of speech is curtailed like that.

    Note: You'd think the princess of Thailand would be a hottie... no no, she is a VERY LARGE WOMAN (went to Cornell though, so she speaks decent English)

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    1. Re:My Thailand experience with the royals by philpalm · · Score: 1

      What part of majority rule you don't understand? Go to a ghetto and disrespect them and see if free speech is allowed? Or Go to redneck country or anywhere you don't have a majority of people who believe what you believe and try to shove your opinions into their heads..... I think you love to feel right, not always are we on the right side and in fairness you should try to tolerate it, just like I am tolerating your sassyness, because I don't think you are worth bothering to be corrected by me....

  79. Australian Extradited For Breaking US Law At Home by drmaxx · · Score: 2, Insightful
  80. might reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe his loving subjects might reconsider selling their daughters into a life of misery.

    Hunger will drive people to do terrible things. Unless you can address the cause, the symptom will remain.

  81. And we care why? by br0d · · Score: 1

    Given that the original Americans moved here at least in part to escape the tyrannies of royalty, I can't imagine that American companies can be expected to give a flying shit what a king thinks. Thailand doesn't even have enough influence to get their tea into our harbor in the first place. Maybe this is some sort of international diplomatic comedy routine underway.

  82. Re:Freedom of speech is more important than your k by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The king is more important than your freedom of speech, and you should all get that. Other parts of the world do not have to live by american traditions, or any other tradition in any other country.

    Unfortunately I dont care for your freedom of speech, for example, and I side with the thai on that matter.

  83. slashdot's tagging system broken? by WeAreAllDoomed · · Score: 1

    when i posted this comment, the only tag associated with the article was "google". really? that's the only tag this story deserves?

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  84. Suburban vs. Prius by grouchomarxist · · Score: 1

    My Suburban burns less gasoline than your Prius.

    This is offtopic, but why do you claim this?

  85. the united states is NOT europe by DietFluffy · · Score: 1

    it's pretty unfair to equate american free speech laws with those of europe. the united states has by far the most liberal free speech rights in the world. in germany and france unpopular speech will land you in jail. (genocide denial and others) and in the united kingdom, you better be careful what you say about the royal family and other public figures. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_speech#Eur ope

  86. right... by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Could you explain the link again between TFA and childprostitution in Thailand? I know demagogic emo-appeal is always a good way to get attention on slashdot, but going from possible censorship on youtube to your 'people-selling-their-kids' paragraph is somewhat of a stretch.

    In fact, it has nothing to do with it.

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    1. Re:right... by weighn · · Score: 1

      yep, GP is bullshit. I have many expat-Thai friends (Buddhist and Muslim) and their opinions range from respect to who-gives-a with regard to the king. It's a nation with problems (what isn't?) but Thailand is certainly no North Korea.

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    2. Re:right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's ironic you should call him "emo" when you're the one bitching about x and x. He makes a valid point by bringing out the comparison and obvious hypocrisy of having a law that'll give you fifteen years of imprisonment and being able to sell your children on the streets for money.

  87. as XnavxeMiyyep said below by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i wouldn't like it in the least

    but for saying that to me do i now have the right to throw you in jail for years?

    if i went that apeshit because you said that, all i'd be proving to my girlfriend is that i'm a hothead psycho that she should dump asap

    if i ignored you however, i would prove to her that moronic namecalling has no effect on me, thus proving to her i'm a stable guy

    meanwhile, if SHE got upset at that, and wanted me to do something about it, maybe that should tell me something about her insecurity and the need to dump her

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  88. new saying by kisrael · · Score: 1

    A new saying: "more nervous than a foot fetishist in Thailand"...

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    SO YOU'RE GOING TO DIE: The Comic for Dealing with Death
  89. All I have to say is: by axia777 · · Score: 1

    Somebody call the fucking Whaaaaambulance!

  90. Re:Freedom of speech is more important than your k by unity100 · · Score: 1

    and yet, despite your not caring for my freedom of speech, thai king stands next to feet in youtube, digg and the others. who wins ? freedom of speech, i guess.

  91. Grow up, Thailand by matt+me · · Score: 1

    It's lovely that you respect your monarch and won't say anything less than lovely about him, but you can't expect the rest of the world to follow that. The divine right to be king is a divine right to live under the world's scrutiny.

    Say I hate to think what would happen if someone drew Mohammed as a monkey near some feet.

  92. Mod parent up by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    > time server

    Argh...

  93. "got pissed because he couldn't buy beer" by cshay · · Score: 1

    Oh the irony!

  94. A difference of oppinion by n+dot+l · · Score: 1

    I think the thing most people on this thread are unaware of (maybe purposefully, because a rant feels good every now ant then) is the difference in how the videos are viewed here as opposed to in Thailand.

    Example: take any public figure you respect. Make one up if you don't respect any public figures. Let's callthis person X. If I post something along the lines of "I disagree with X's policy of Y" that's considered a healthy level of dissent. I might also phrase it as "X is an idiot for supporting Y" and most people would take it the same way. If I, however, just said "X sucks, the man's a total retard, he should be [insert something unpleasant here]" and left it at that then that's just defamation and shouldn't be tolerated by anyone beause it adds nothing to the discussion - *unless there was enough context to unambiguously link my statement to whatever Y is* - and I could, quite rightfully, be sued for making that statement.

    From where we sit the videos are a display of dissatisfaction with the king/the lese majeste laws/whatever and we get angry that it's being suppressed. We go off about free speech and we equate it to the first (maybe second) statement. However, due to either the king actually being a good ruler or the people being indoctrinated from birth (which is a separate issue), Thais see nothing but insult, defamation, and they respond as any of us would to such a claim. It doesn't matter if they're right or wrong (again, a different issue) that's how they see it, and it's a whole other level of insult to them.

    So to everyone on the whole "learn to take a joke/deal with the insult/you're insecure" rant: it's one thing for you to claim tolerance when the angry people are half the world away. But I bet a good majority of you would break my nose (and probably do more) if I randomly walked up to you and said "your mom [or whoever it is you respect] is a dirty [etc] whore" - whether it's true or not. I would.

    I'm not really defending the Thais, but our time might be better spent discussing something like "if group X thinks a statement is defamatory but Y doesn't - who's right and should the statement be suppressed?" instead of spewing mindless rhetoric (and basically acting like the people we're trying to attack).

    1. Re:A difference of oppinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      then that's just defamation and shouldn't be tolerated by anyone beause it adds nothing to the discussion

      And your royal asshole is the one, the only, the final arbiter of what "adds ... to the discussion", you pompous prig?

      Fuck that shit. Just because I don't come up to your standard of civil debate does not mean that you should have any other recourse than disagreeing with me.

      You are invited to kiss my ass.

  95. WARNING by zakeria · · Score: 0

    if your an Aussie ... say nothing!!!

  96. Foot Fetish by Kuvter · · Score: 1

    So what you're saying is if I have a foot fetish I shouldn't move to Thailand?

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    "To do is to be." -- Aristotle
    "Do-Be-Do-Be-Do..." --Sinatra
  97. Jumping on the Bandwagon by Interfect · · Score: 1

    This is the third _______ sues YouTube story I've seen on Slashdot in the last couple weeks. I think Thailand is just looking for an excuse to join the club and maybe get some money out of it. Or send the company to jail. Which is difficult. Shouldn't they be filing suit against the people who *posted* the videos? They're easier to jail, at least.

  98. At least... by firpecmox · · Score: 0

    it is like in V for Vendetta where they killed the guy for that... and for findin the koran.

  99. The Thai King's response by ross.w · · Score: 1

    "You are very difficult website!"

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  100. So why not make your king happy, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > And to the inevitable "What do you expect from a country of pedophiles?" comments: There's absolutely nothing of the sort in your country?

    It's not legal here, nor does it approach the scale I understand is found in Thailand. I mean, we do NOT get sex tourists coming to our country to molest children. But that's a side issue and I sincerely hope your country puts an end to it.

    As for the king, he's apparently a great guy and almost no one would WANT to insult him, anyhow. He's also called the law stupid. So why not repeal it? Don't you want to make your king happy? I think you'd find that a) almost nobody insults him because no one wants to and b) your king will be happy because you don't make him pardon people all the time and people have one less reason to complain about Thailand.

    Honestly; I have nothing against your king. I see lots and lots of people saying how great he is, so I have to think that he really is adored. I haven't even heard any complaints about him. It's just the law itself which is bad. So why not make your king happy and get rid of the law he doesn't like? Do you like him enough to do that, or not?

  101. Re:Simple, Don't take the party plane near Thailan by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

    *FUN FACT*
    Did you know that the word Thai means "Freedom"?

    Irony is always fun. As fun as a barrel full of royaly-edited composite-rendered monkeys.

    Ook Eek.

  102. The Beloved Monarch... by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

    How do we know whether he really is loved by all? If the lese majeste laws are so tough, I'd imagine they'd skew accurate reportage, wouldn't you?

  103. sovereignty by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Get the fuck over it. Seriously.

    The laws are lame. Tough shit Thailand.

    No, tough shit *you*. Thailand is enjoying something called sovereignty: the power to rule itself as a country. If they want to make a law banning showing the king next to feet- that's their goddamn right.

    If they're happy, then there's no real problem. I'm guessing you're a "fellow" American. I wish people like you would stop giving our country a bad reputation as being full of arrogant, bossy idiots who want to tell everyone how to do things.

    1. Re:sovereignty by Stephen+Maturin · · Score: 1

      I REALLY wish I had mod points. This cuts right to the heart of the matter, and sums it up nicely. Superbanana, your post deserves to be much higher than the 2 it's at now.

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  104. Of course he's universally adored by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Thailand's 79-year-old king, almost universally adored by Thais...one of the few who is still protected by tough laws that prohibit any insult against the royal family.

    Ok, if there are laws that prohibit insults against the royal family (like sending people to jail for 15 years), the king will be universally adored.

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    1. Re:Of course he's universally adored by Tom · · Score: 1

      Whoever modded parent "insightful": Get a clue. Travel to Thailand. The causality works the other way around: Those laws exist (and are supported by almost everyone) because their king is adored, not the other way around.

      When you arrive at Bangkok airport, there are posters proclaiming "We love our king". There's no law about them being there. Taxi drivers have a picture of the royal family in their cars. People wear yellow T-Shirts (the colour of the king's birthday). No laws. Get it right and there is less confusion.

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  105. Adored != Actually In Control of the Government by billstewart · · Score: 1
    I don't know about Thailand, but every Thai restaurant I've been to in the US has at least one picture of the King (often with the Queen.) It's not like the Thai Secret Police are going to come hunt them down if they don't - "Universally adored" seems to be pretty accurate, though I don't know how often it's seriously deep respect vs. how often putting up a picture of the King is like putting up a lucky waving cat statue in a Chinese restaurant, but they all like the guy.


    Just because everybody respects and adores the king doesn't mean that he's in charge - they've had a military coup replace the previous elected government, but the generals all say they respect the King too, so it's ok for them to do that.


    Here in America we'd never have a system like that. All of our citizens and politicians like Mom, The Flag, and Apple Pie, and when one political party wants to insult another they talk about how the other guys want to make Mom get a job, allow flag-burning, and regulate the Trans-Fatty-Acids and High Fructose Corn Syrup out of our traditional Apple Pie recipes and our Freedom Fries. Because really, that's much more important than habeus corpus or the right to travel or trial by jury or newer traditions like a non-partisan civil service.


    The Thais are really polite people who want to keep the Internet free from King-Insulters, and the Americans government wants to protect the Homeland from havin' those narco-porno-copyright-stealin'-Terrorists jammin' up the Tubes. You gotta problem with that?

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  106. The Value of Copyright vs Respect by DonZorro · · Score: 1

    YouTube's courts and system of government place a high value on copyright...the right of the publisher to copy an artist's work.

    Thai courts and system of government place a high value on respect for the King.

    YouTube can quite successfully remove material that might bring loss of revenue...when requested by the copyright holder.
    YouTube should be able to remove material that might bring loss of respect...when requested by the people who hold the King in high regard.

  107. Re:Freedom of speech is more important than your k by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    Ask a Thai person, who is not in Thailand (and not subject to Thai law). You will hear 1.725 earfulls about how great King Rama IX is.

    Go ahead. Try it.

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    They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
  108. Onion routing and Tor by jalfreize · · Score: 1

    Last year, the Indian government banned a few websites (mostly fundamentalist hindu/muslim sites), and at about the same time I read about onion routing and the EFF's Tor software.
    I tried using it, and although it was obviously slightly slower than normal web access, it worked just fine -- and no :), I am not a fundamentalist, I was just curious about anonymizing technology :).
    I used to live in Thailand, did some of my schooling there, and I know there is a large expatriate population there who might wish to access Youtube for legitimate reasons. They should try out Tor -- here's an overview:

    http://tor.eff.org/overview.html.en

  109. We love our king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    In my country, The king never said anythings about this story but All Thai people cannot accept in what is going on. It is like someone said badly to your daddy, your family, or your love.
    In here, The king is our father too and we very care about what is going on.

    We all love our king very much. He contribute all his life to his people.
    Please don't comments before you come to Thailand. You will know when you come to this smile city.

  110. Critique of the Critique by maop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That person uses emotional arguments and then says that freedom of speech is a privilege. Freedom of speech is an inalienable right, not a privilege. Sure, with rights comes responsibility (don't libel, slander, threaten or *physically* endanger someone with your words). Anything short of that is perfectly alright. His other arguments about how great Thailand is or his advice that we should be good representatives of the United States are irrelevant to the question of freedom of speech.

  111. freedom of speech by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    "If some guy comes along and starts parading child porn photos in the streets should we allow him to have his way simply because we do not wish to impose our value system on him?"

    As the supreme court has said; the reason why a 'freedom of speech' defense doesn't work with childporn is because a child is harmed while making that porn. This overrules the free speech protection. It was quite clear this is not the case for things like virtual childporn, where no real kids are harmed (there was a FA on slashdot about that, some time ago). Ofcourse, even adult porn wouldn't be allowed in the streets like that, because of the numerous 'decency' laws...but really, these are completely arbitrary. If you will go to the middle east, you will notice that the decency laws there are quite different from ours, especially towards women.

    In essence, those decency laws ARE a way of imposing the value system of the majority of a populace on the minority of that populace (which may disagree). Real tolerance would encompass the notion that each group may say what they want, as long as it remains speech (even if it goes against the popular vote).

    "If a bunch of guys parade around town in KKK outfits with signs "Kill the Jews! Kill the N****rs" shouldn't we have a say about this sort of behavior?"

    Yes, you should have a SAY about this sort of behaviour. And indeed, no-one should be able to stop you exercising your right of free speech to say something about it. In the USA, you CAN walk around in KKK outfits, because, though distastful and many (including me) may not agree with their ideology, it's still a form of speech (as long as they don't act on it). In that instance, the USA is far more free than the EU, where immer more draconian laws are past (but the right-wing movements are way bigger then in the USA regardless).

    I'm not sure about the 'kill the nigger' though; I thought even the USA had laws against inciting to hatred or violent crimes, but I'm not sure to what degree. I don't know enough of the laws of canada to comment on that specifically.

    But, contrary to you, I would applaud Canada if it had such open-minded laws that support free speech to such high degree. I think you, as many others, confuse the content of the message allowed (racism,...) with the fact that it IS allowed. Once you accept that it is 'reasonable' to censor some forms of free speech with which you do not agree, what is someone else to stop from 'reasonably' censor forms of free speech *you* want to use? In any given population that is big enough, you don't have a truelly universal agreement on what is reasonable or not; you will always have dissenting opinions. Why should those dissenting opinions be denied? I think a society shows more greatness by allowing dissenting speech to occur, than to censor it.

    I always wonder what would happen if, in my own country, where the far right has already more then 25% of the votes (even - or maybe thanks to - strict laws against racist talk and what not) would ever gain 66%. There is no doubt in my mind, they would immediately censor any 'reasonable' (in their mind) speech, such as those criticising their racism. In short; the more you censor, the more you're actually acting as a facist movement would do. True democracy should encompas true free speech.

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    1. Re:freedom of speech by cowwoc2001 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't care if someone were to censor my (or others') view if it results in violence against a group of people. Specifically, my view is that Freedom of Speech is there to allow you to offend people but not there to allow you to incite violence against an identifiable group of people. This is why I believe the KKK example should be illegal because at the end of the day real people get hurt. The same thing goes for child porn. When you ban some literature you are essentially saying "As far as the state is concerned this act is illegal, non-sanctioned etc". This is the exact opposite message you get from seeing a group of people spreading hate literature because all of a sudden you start thinking it is okay to incite hate against that group of people. It's no coincidence that the "blood libel" has repeatedly led to the deaths of Jews throughout history. These are words that led to real harm, over and over again whenever some boy would disappear around town.

  112. right and wrong by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    "some of the things that you think you're right about, you're actually wrong about, and it's valuable to keep that in mind when comparing your own views to others' views."

    This is impossible to determine (who's wrong or not) when it remains an opinion/religious view, etc. That's because there is no way in which to prove or disprove such a view, because through its very nature, it surpasses the observable reality, and arguments are not given. (Well, there might be internal incosnsitencies you can point out, but it's perfectly possible to come up with a (internally) consistent worldview/opinion/religion, which is totally untrue anyway.

    Simple comparison will not deal with that. There is only one way to objectively come to any conclusion, and this involves:

    1)The subject matter is either observable (e.g. there is a possibilty of scientific falsification) or both parties agree to a premise.

    2)you agree to use logic and rationality in deducing the value of any argumentation (and agree that arguments are necessary to substantiate any claim)

    If those two criteria aren't met, it's essentially impossible to come to any fruitful determination of who's right or wrong.

    Most (pure) opinions, ideologies and religions fall short of those requirements, hence you can not determine who's right or wrong - you still can change of opinion ofcourse, but you can't *determine* what's more correct and what not.

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  113. This is why I've held off on International Clients by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This year I haven't taken any international clients. Until they work out the new laws. Remember when the Internet was its own entity not legally part of every country!?

    California no longer has the most laws on the books, its the internet. But wait, I don't read and write every language on the planet and babel fish doesn't work for law books!

    Sorry I have to go chill out for a while now.... (deep breath)

    Will Google be extradited and sent to prison too for hotlinking the videos?

  114. freedom of speech: redux by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    "I wouldn't care if someone were to censor my (or others') view if it results in violence against a group of people."

    Well, ofcourse you wouldn't, but that's because you are of the opinion that censorship is a good thing (in those cases). Surely, you must see that's a bit of a circle-reasoning (if you're trying to substantiate the censorship by claiming you wouldn't mind).

    Maybe ALF-members wouldn't care if someone were to censor their (or others') view if it results in violence against animals.

    I even think Nazi's wouldn't care if someone were to censor their (or others') view if it results in criticism against Nazism.

    The problem with all these arguments is, that you START with the premise of what you think is wrong and right, and then say: ok, and this should be forbidden, because I think it deserves no place in our society. Granted, there is no society which can exist without any rules or laws (even libertarian ones would adhere to the 'your freedom ends where anothers' begins'), but there is also no doubt that the more restrictions one imposes, the less freedom one has (inherently), *regardless* of what opinion you have about what is reasonable or not. It still begs the question what counter-arguments you would give if someone else limits your freedom of expression (you want to use) when they prohibit it on the same grounds, namely their arbitrary feelings about a subject they think should not be allowed.

    The greatest possible loosening of censorship, however, does not mean society comes to an end. In a practical way, one can just look at different civilisations and see if the censorship is really necessary to maintain society. In that regard (racism, hate-speech, etc.) the USA has far more permissable laws then those in the EU. Now, does it make it impossible to live in that society? Is it crumbling because of it's more (in this regard) censorship-less laws? Is there even a case to be made there is more racism or more far-right wingers compared to the EU?

    To all those questions one has to say: no (often the contrary). So is it necessary to impose those more restrictive laws? Not really. So the argument that one needs those laws for society to be working is not true.

    What other arguments are there? That racism rubs you the wrong way? Well, me too, but if personal feelings would be the measurement of censorship, than one could censor a whole plethoria of things.

    What about doing harm? In the case of (real) childporn, and in case of direct life-threats where people actually got hurt, it is clear that a case can be made that people have been harmed by it to some degree. That's why the USA has laws against that. However, it is not true that the words themselves inherently lead to harm (or the pictures of childporn, if it's virtual). If someone is of the opinion that niggers are inferior beings, then that is his opinion - what else can you call it? If he doesn't act on that opinion, where's the direct, criminal harm? Sure, black people will not like it and may be outraged by it, but if that were to be the measurement of censorship, then, again, a whole lot should be forbidden (showing pictures of Mohammed, for one). And other white folks may react on those words and act on it...but again, then it is those *actions* that should be dealt with, not the words.

    The whole question, thus, is *when* (and if) it 'results' in violence. If someone talks racist, but there is no violence, then the argument falls. If someone talks (for instance, when I say Mohammed was a dickhead) and it results in violence...then who is responsible for the violence? Those who talk, or those who actually DO the violence? With your reasoning, since one could construe that my talk (or Mohammed picture showing) ultimately resulted in violence, I could be charged with incitement to civil unrest, or something (many authoritarian countries have such laws, btw). One could argument that it's only those who both talk and cause the violence at the same time thome should be restricted, but then you c

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  115. I hope it goes to court... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because it may bring back the internet as its own entity... oh or all the YouTube employees responsible in any way will go to jail. Hahaha have you ever tried to get a corporate person to admit they are responsible for a particular task?

  116. Mohammed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about doing that to create a portrait of a certain Mohammed, now *that* would command some Respect !

  117. That is why USians need to travel more. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Or at least to read more about other countries.

    The King of Thailand has regularly opossed military coups (which are saddly too common in Thailand) and comes from a lineage of liberal Kings that hadm little by little, introduced liberal reforms in the conservative Kingdom.

    Something else that explains the Thai psique is the fact that Thailand has always been an independet country, never colonized by Western or other powers (not for lack of trying, mind you).

    These stupid laws are put in place like politicians, who are the ones that legislate.

    The King is the head of state but his role in politics is severely limited, nevertheless he has earned the moral authority he has in Thai politics, not to speak of the reverential love of his people which is part of Thai culture.

    If you want somebody to blame, direct your anger at Thai politicians, which could aboilsh or modernize such laws, but don't do so since it is quite a good populist tool.

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  118. Monty Python by togoso · · Score: 1

    I know they never really went for political jokes, but you could just imagine a giant Terry G foot coming down on the King of Thailand, a la queen Vic. Then all these Thai folk in bowler hats discussing pointless aspects of Thai law. Ministry of Pointless Legal Actions

  119. Thailand can censor the US by overlook77 · · Score: 1

    Im surprised no one knew about this. It was pork in a zinc mining bill passed in 2005. No one else watches C-SPAN? No one can make fun of David Hasselhoff anymore either.

  120. Re:Simple, Don't take the party plane near Thailan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think some people here need to go travel the world a little before responding with the standard US-centric attitudes. Thailand DOES have some of the most freedom of any of the countries on that side of the world. Sure, every place has a hang-up with certain things. They don't like you making fun of their King (and yes, the people really do love and support their King). But you can do and say thing over there that we can't do anymore here in the US. (and I'm not talking about prostitution and whatnot, I'm talking about stuff you can't say because of our overly-politically-correct society and our strict anti-terrorism).

    I live in China for a few years, and traveled around that part of the world. Thailand gives LOTS of freedoms that other countries in that part of the world don't.

    Get over your Thai-bashing.

  121. Spread freedom. by Invius · · Score: 1

    I think the king is cool, he pardoned that man over something so silly, but if I lived there would be pardon me for my 5 minute shoppe job? http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/4086/screwthail andbi8.png Spread freedom, and to the thais who curse my name, he's just a man, get over it. get democracy. I would have never made this if you didn't get all schizophrenic over it.