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  1. Obligatory on A Magnetic Memory Alternative to Hard Disk · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but does it run Linux?

  2. Re:What do barcodes have to do with "spimes"? on Barcodepedia - a Social Network Barcode DB · · Score: 1

    Insert this suppository and I'll explain.

  3. Re:Confusing on French Lawmakers Approve 'iTunes Law' · · Score: 1

    Your check is in the mail!

  4. Supercomputing '06 on New Top500 List Released at Supercomputing '06 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Supercomputing '06 was awesome. They threw this foam party... and well, 12 people died of electrocution, but it was still a great time. At one point, IBM's Deep Blue took off its chassis... you should've been there.

  5. Re:And announcements too.. on 'Big Brother' Eyes Make Us Act More Honestly · · Score: 1

    I used to work at Walmart back in college, and we were told to make that announcement if we thought someone was acting suspiciously in our section. I diligently did this up until a couple of days before I left, when I found out that these announcements are just to spook people and that no recording is going on. We were also told to request security to come to our department, when we did not, in fact, employ a security guard, uniformed or otherwise.

  6. wtf? on World's Fastest Internet Cafe · · Score: 5, Funny
    Computers at Goonhilly satellite station, on the Lizard peninsula in Cornwall...
    Really, now, you HAVE to be making this up...
  7. In Soviet Russia... on MacBook Pro Batteries Swelling and Failing · · Score: 1

    Apple swells you!

  8. Re:flap? on The U.S. Navy's Doctrine of Laser Eye Surgery · · Score: 1

    Then it has likely already come loose.

  9. Well, obviously - on Yahoo's Amazing Disappearing Mail Servers · · Score: 1

    The servers will be down. Yahoo mail is in beta. I'm sorry, what? Gmail?

  10. Re:Law Got Passed Because Gov't Monopolies Are Bad on New Orleans Tech Chief Vows WiFi Net Here to Stay · · Score: 1

    Granted, I could go outside and eat some dirt for free. But if I want the good stuff, I gotta pay for it. Same thing. I could go to the mall and let that volunteer group do my taxes, and wait in line for hours for the privilege, or I can go to a company that charges and offers faster service. There is room for both.

  11. Obligatory on HAL Exoskeleton Assisted Mountain Climbing · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I, for one, welcome our new quadriplegic hauling, exo-skeleton clad overlords!

  12. The malicious website in question? on Mac OS X Struck By Severe Security Hole · · Score: 1, Funny

    ..... www.internetexplorer.com

  13. Re:Will other Human Dung work as well? on Segway Inventor Turns To Environment · · Score: 1

    Look to the lowly rabbit. It actually eats its own poop because when it ate the food the first time, it didn't quite get all the nutrients out. This system could work in a similar way. We pee out water that we could be drinking. We poop out stuff that could be burned and thus provide some use for us. Kamen is a genius!

  14. Jerks on Team Confirms UCLA Tabletop Fusion · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is it just me, or did this article make the Renselaar folks seem like smug jerks? As in, "Yes, not only did we prove that it works, but we proved that we can do it a lot better than those toking, surfing, hippies!"

  15. Re:Not exactly good for the body... on Bluetooth Mouse That Stores And Charges In PC Slot · · Score: 1
    Just looking at this picture makes my wrist hurt. Of course, there are a lot of pictures online that can male my wrist hust ;-)
    male my wrist hust? Are you looking at those pictures right now?
  16. Re:Someone please break it down for me on Fate of High-Def DVD up to Microsoft? · · Score: 1

    Very informative, thank you. If I had points I would mod it up.

  17. Someone please break it down for me on Fate of High-Def DVD up to Microsoft? · · Score: 1

    As someone who has not at all been following the HD-DVD vs. Blu-ray battle, I have a few questions about this. Why does it matter? What are the real differences between the two? Is it like Betamax vs. VHS, where Betamax was technically superior but lost out due to the other side's clever marketing?

  18. Re:Incredible! on Firefox Gets File Sharing Extension · · Score: 1

    You're preaching to the choir. I understand that BT and file sharing in general have many legal uses, a few of which you pointed out. But I think that there is a general "groupthink" among non-techies that file sharing is wrong, whether you are sharing your own files or not. There's also the groupthink among those who want to hate Microsoft but don't quite understand the technical advantages (My cubicle neighbor: "Hey, can you put that thing on my computer so I don't have to use that Microsoft thing for doing internet stuff?") that Firefox is nothing more than a web-browsing iMac. And really, I was just making a crappy joke.

  19. Incredible! on Firefox Gets File Sharing Extension · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I can get sued by the RIAA AND use Firefox! Take that, Microsoft!

  20. Re:If it's there... on Does Faster Broadband Matter? · · Score: 3, Funny

    True that. At the very least, we could have some of the most efficiently running spyware around. It could eventually get so good that it reports on the porn you saw tomorrow.

  21. Re:Prediction on Europe Building Their Own GPS · · Score: 0

    This can only be for the good. To have two systems, which will eventually work interoperably, will actually strengthen both systems. Not only that - but they are operated by two different authorities, one military and one civil. With the US system starting to fall apart, something like this is a lifesaver. And to think that it will piss off the hawks... well, we'll call it a bonus.

    GPS users must plan for outages
    A very thorough discussion of Europe's thinking on this (PDF alert)

  22. Now what scientists need to do - on New Uranus Moons and Rings Discovered · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Spend a few million dollars and several high-falootin' machines to discover new jokes about Uranus, judging by the selection here so far.

  23. Re:Take whichever one... on Learning Java or C# as a Next Language? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Has more ladies! Oww!

  24. Secrets you WON'T find in the book on Firefox Secrets · · Score: 1

    Firefox once killed a guy, just for looking at him.

  25. Re:Great! on Microsoft, Google, Lee Settle Hiring Dispute · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Your haiku skills need work.