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  1. Re:I like the idea on OpenTV Like TiVo on Steroids · · Score: 1

    Riddle: How do you get Apple on a PC?
    Answer: Read the above posts while eating an apple.

    Still cleaning off the monitor from that one!

  2. Now, if it only came in a suppository... on Requiem for the Once-Imagined Future · · Score: 1

    And here I thought I'd have to wait until the 31st century to see Nixon in office.

  3. Re:Where are my flying cars? on Requiem for the Once-Imagined Future · · Score: 1

    Aaand instead you got the General Lee revitalized in 2005.

  4. Re:Pseudopod on Firefox Share Slipped in July for the First Time · · Score: 1

    I think a main reason why people who aren't "into" cars get their oil changed at all is because the Jiffy Lube Man on TV tells them that they have to.

    Also, PCs that do the internet thing and the email thing and the IM thing are getting ridiculously cheap. All of a sudden it is more favorable to buy a new one than to invite over that scrawny neighbor kid with the poor hygene.

  5. Re:Sustainable? on Warming Up Mars With Greenhouse Gases · · Score: 1

    There was a documentary a few years back about this very problem with dead native creatures.

    I think it was called Something Something The Spirits Within.

  6. Re:Booting Windows XP on Pentium 4 Overclocked to 7.1GHz, Sets World Record · · Score: 1

    Better yet
    1. get a job at one,
    2. quit, work at another,
    3. continue being brilliant,
    4. ???
    5. lawyers profit!

  7. Re:In related news.. on Pentium 4 Overclocked to 7.1GHz, Sets World Record · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't know unless you were working in japan or if your remote came within 3 channels of the Discovery Channel, because they have a few specials about it and they have been advertising the living Hirohito out of them.

  8. Re:Just like K-mart/Sears on FCC Approves Sprint-Nextel Merger · · Score: 1

    Obviously did it for the naming possibilities.

    Sextel?

  9. Re:Not very smart on Xbox 360 to have HD-DVD, Eventually · · Score: 1

    Blu-Ray could be Sony's next BetaMax.

    The difference in this case being, of course, that there won't be HD-DVD and Blu-Ray PS3 versions. I am referring to games only, not the HD-DVD vs Blu-Ray Predictions Flamefest Pick-a-side-o-rama 2005.

    Also, has everyone forgotten what a jumpstart for DVD the PS2 was? At least from my experience it has been. I would guess that the PS2 would be the first DVD player in many people's homes.

  10. Re:What? on 19 million Amps · · Score: 1

    he/she/they Wumbo
    Wumbology - the study of Wumbo

  11. Re:Just Imagine the Advertising Potential on Google Maps Creator Takes Browsers To The Limit · · Score: 1

    And think of all of those poor advertisers, with starving children at home to feed.

    ...to their bloodthirsty attack dogs.

  12. Stick a fork in this LCD garbage on Philips Working on LCD TV Ghosting · · Score: 5, Funny

    FINALLY. Boy will I be glad when CRT technology becomes cheap enough to replace those dinky, thin, horridly outdated panel displays. Then we can fully realize the classic sci-fi television wet dream of dozens of small egg-shaped monitors placed mere fractions of feet apart to simulate a single, moderate-sized screen!

  13. Re:Intelligent Design, explained Intelligently on Butterfly Unlocks Evolution Secret · · Score: 1

    The flurry of "-1, incoherent" mods at the moment of its introduction would inevitably slashdot Slashdot.

  14. Re:6 degrees of Windows... on Longhorn's Offical Name is Windows Vista · · Score: 1

    When masochism's lost its fun... run Windows?

    Could this be part of their anti-Linux Crusade!?

  15. Re:Cool on The Hawaiian Autonomous Undersea Robot · · Score: 1

    I don't know if you're joking or not, but the entire premise is ridiculous. Lightning can't strike underwater! I feel I'm as good as safe in my home on the atlantic shore. But then with those electric eels... I take it back, I'm moving to a bomb shelter in Wyoming.

  16. Re:Fuel Cells on The Hawaiian Autonomous Undersea Robot · · Score: 1

    Since when have SUVs been affordable or safe?

  17. Re:size matters on Internet Movies Before DVD · · Score: 1

    Amen! We can call it the Internet Movie Database!

  18. Re:Fine, but... on Opera Embedding BitTorrent Client · · Score: 1

    Brannigan's Law

    "Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's Love - hard and fast!"

  19. Re:Toes on Secure Data Storage... On Your Fingernails · · Score: 1

    So now my data could be corrupted by a virus or a fungus.

    Fantastic.

    In Other News, McAfee trademarks the name FungusScan.

  20. Re:Vocab Lesson, Eh? on Royal Society Finds Lost Newton Papers · · Score: 1

    One would think, but in this case there is more than meets the eye.

  21. Re:Male? Female? on Cloning In The Animal Kingdom · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure the male seahorse fertilizes then carries the eggs until they are ready to hatch. Someone correct me if I'm wrong (as if that needs to be said)

  22. cout "omggggggg" on Hackers, Spelling, and Grammar? · · Score: 1

    I think it may be that tech geeks simply enjoy communicating at their leisures in a language that will not present them with a compile error for every typo. Still, logical errors abound in all languages it seems.

  23. Re:Is this why old movies look so jerky? on 100 Years of Special Relativity · · Score: 1

    On a related note, I've often wondered what it was like to live in the time before color. Can you imagine the FIRST DAY of color? I bet no one's clothes matched.

  24. someone tell france... on France Will Be Home To Fusion Plant · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    they've been duped

  25. Re:Quality in theatres on 13.1 Surround Sound Coming to a Home near you? · · Score: 1

    I absolutely agree. I get much more enjoyment from a good game or especially a well-produced DVD-A than from most (but certainly not all) movies. 5.1 speaker channels, usb sound blaster. Also, the extra component I get from the extra 3 speakers is only marginally better than my original setup, a really good, accurate set of bookshelf speakers and a moderately sized sub. The only differences are better dialog in movies (center channel) and I can't play Half Life 2 in the dark anymore ;)

    Surround sound music, on the other hand, varies quite a bit between well implemented surrouond and surround as a "parlor trick" in which case I find it better to stick to the stereo track. This is especially the case in classic recordings that are ingrained into our memories in that original stereo track we've heard so many times. In this case there are basically two types of surround implementations as far as I am concerned. First there is the new rendering of the track (even if by the same producer) where the surround changes the song, even if it was created using those original master tapes or what have you. The second type of recording relates this whole rambling tale back to the topic at hand. In this production, you instead are immersed into the original material, which really should be the goal of surround sound anyway.

    Of course I don't have to tell you that most surround systems are built, advertized, and purchased as simply the next new thing. (example - the above article) This is why 300 buck all in one systems sell so well where a similarly priced stereo system would have given a better sound.