Would you like help? - Undermining the self-esteem of your ex-partner, Jane Johnson? She'll be receptive to your advances when she realises she's getting older and less fertile.
- I can also vibrate softly.
Lord_of_the_nerf has changed his relationship status to Single
Lord_of_the_nerf likes The Cure and Why Does Everyone Who Loves Me Leave???
Lord_of_the_nerf's current status: *sigh* WHEN DOES THE HURTING STOP???
Lord_of_the_nerf likes Schick Razors and Warm Baths
First rule of PR: There is no such thing as bad publicity. No PR hack worth his MBA would deliberately generate publicity for a competitor's product.
It's a popular cliche, but I have no faith that's true.
One sniff of child molestation charges or overt racism has ended many a celebrity's career. Not always mind you, but often enough. It really depends on how far and how bad. Mel Gibson and Gary Glitter being popular examples.
This was all discovered in the nick of time by a disillusioned older scientist and his female research partner with whom he shares a past with, despite the interference of a gung ho General who was in favour of the scorched earth policy?
Thanks mainly to consoles, games are being tailored to those with short attention spans (though they're more polite in calling them 'people with time constraints'). Maybe it's a shift in gaming culture, but these time-precious douchebag EA Sports-Buying Guitar Hero Fanatics are the big money and they demand social interaction and to be able to teabag a real opponent.
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It looks like you're vaguely aroused
Would you like help?
- Undermining the self-esteem of your ex-partner, Jane Johnson? She'll be receptive to your advances when she realises she's getting older and less fertile.
- I can also vibrate softly.
Hers would run forever, but I don't think your phone could run forever on:
"Uh huh."
"Whatever you say, dear."
It's easy.
Lord_of_the_nerf has changed his relationship status to Single
Lord_of_the_nerf likes The Cure and Why Does Everyone Who Loves Me Leave???
Lord_of_the_nerf's current status: *sigh* WHEN DOES THE HURTING STOP???
Lord_of_the_nerf likes Schick Razors and Warm Baths
Yay! The pool I don't clean is the FUTURE!
Does this mean they don't eat?
Maybe it's training them for air travel - bizarre and excessive punishments for simple infractions.
First rule of PR: There is no such thing as bad publicity. No PR hack worth his MBA would deliberately generate publicity for a competitor's product.
It's a popular cliche, but I have no faith that's true.
One sniff of child molestation charges or overt racism has ended many a celebrity's career. Not always mind you, but often enough. It really depends on how far and how bad. Mel Gibson and Gary Glitter being popular examples.
They would have gone straight for the organics.
The prettier ones, I'm sure.
I'd have problems with a marriage counselor asking me if I'd tried resetting my wife.
I'm not sure, I think I'd blow it.
Leave some heaters on. Nature will find a way
In an incredibly short time
Through some perverted logic.
2011: You wake to find Gmail techs installing a camera in your bedroom so people you have no intention of contacting again can watch you sleep.
2014: Gmail now pays for a plane ticket for a relative/friend who you haven't talked to in a while to visit (based on how often you chat to them).
2030: Gmail clones a soulmate for you (based on conversations you've had using it's service), and delivers it to your door.
This was all discovered in the nick of time by a disillusioned older scientist and his female research partner with whom he shares a past with, despite the interference of a gung ho General who was in favour of the scorched earth policy?
I just got an email that reads:
FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!
I hope they don't make it to Australia. What do we have? Unreasonable internet filtering, cheap domestic beer and poisonous animals.
Still if they hit Queensland first, they'll starve.
Moan this with a slight tone of disappointment:
"BRAINS?"
Thanks. You've ruined Zombie Christmas.
They used the word scientific and that's adorable, but it's a website that includes videos of 'Why The Planeteers Should Never Get High'.
Let's not expect too much.
Or George Romero will make an AWESOME one.
One word: Fluffers
Somehow I don't think the slogan would be as catchy as the fur one.
"I'd rather go without power than use solar cells made from blow fly corneas on a glass substrate.
ATI is going to want to get sued in about six months for $500 million.
LARPers > Fan-fiction writers > Professional Data Sorting Competitors > Furries
Oh asshats - the new demographic
Thanks mainly to consoles, games are being tailored to those with short attention spans (though they're more polite in calling them 'people with time constraints'). Maybe it's a shift in gaming culture, but these time-precious douchebag EA Sports-Buying Guitar Hero Fanatics are the big money and they demand social interaction and to be able to teabag a real opponent.
Science needs to get working on my Gauntlets of Ogre Power.
Training? Cue the longest, most boring training montage of all time:
Click. Repeat.
If you ever come into a situation where you have to train 10 or 25 people not to stand in fire, you call me.