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  1. Re:You're doing it wrong on Using Your Laptop In Bed · · Score: 1

    I think step 2 involves Plan B.

  2. Re:limitation on Microsoft's 'Naughty or Nice' Patent Application · · Score: 2, Informative

    A corporation is a person, in the eyes of the law. That's part of the problem.

  3. Re:If even Thurrott is saying this... on Is Windows Vista Ready? 'No. God, no.' · · Score: 2, Funny
    (except for God, but most people here don't believe in Him anyway)

    Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Söze.

  4. Re:This all makes now but... on Open Source In the National Interest · · Score: 1
    I foresee the DoD changing its tune after Microsoft drops a few million dollars in the right direction

    Except a few million is peanuts to the DoD. Their budget for 2006 was well over $400 Billion. I think they're going to make whatever decision will benefit them most, regardless of the cost.

    You must be new here.

  5. Re:"Wicked" Cool? on Wicked Cool Perl Scripts · · Score: 4, Funny
    To our readers on the West Coast:

    Please replace every instance of "Wicked" with "Hella" to improve readability.

    Thank you for your cooperation.

  6. Documentation != books? on PGP & GPG · · Score: 1, Funny
    The reality is that there is a large class of people that will simply not read any form of documentation. Rather, they prefer something with an ISBN number.

    So a large class of people prefer to read, what, barcodes??

  7. Re:Hubble maintenance cancelled. on Hubble's Advanced Camera Suspends Operations · · Score: 2, Informative
    No one talks about the pictures the Hubble just took...

    That's why I have this on my personalized Google. Granted they're not all Hubble images, but there's certainly a significant number of photos for your perusal.

  8. Re:We're mostly engineers here, right? on Why Oracle Isn't Part of the OSDL · · Score: 1
    but if you have to move 50,000 tons of banannas a hundred miles from port to a distribution center five hundred miles away, you're better off with semi-trailer (maybe 80mph?).

    I hope you have about 500 semi trucks handy. Or several freight trains.

  9. Re:Can't read CD media? on The First Blu-ray Burner, Pioneer's BDR-101A · · Score: 2, Funny
    A Blu-Ray burner is like the ferrari of the tech world, and you're complaining about a lack of cupholders.

    Here, now it's a cupholder too.

    (Explanation here).

  10. Re:Not Digital SLRs... on Prototype System Blocks Digital Cameras · · Score: 1
    A digital SRL doesn't have to have a mirror between the lens and the sensor. If an electronic viewfinder is used instead of an optical one the sensor is in play all the time.

    Then, by definition, it is not a Single Lens Reflex camera anymore.

  11. Re:special effect smoke? on Dry Ice Made into Super-tough Glass · · Score: 1
    Nope, "magic smoke" is what makes microprocessors work. Trouble is, once you let it out, the device stops working.

    Now if we could find a way to put the magic smoke *back inside* electronic components, then we'd have a useful invention...

  12. Re:Not the first time... on Three 3D Web Browsers Reviewed · · Score: 2, Funny
    I don't think Microsoft Excel Vista 2009 3D-edition would be of any use. Only really confusing.
    And can you imagine the printouts?

    Yeah, you'd have to cross your eyes and stare just to read them.
  13. Re:Transparent Aluminum on Giant Paramount Auction of Star Trek Items · · Score: 1
    I sure could use some of that for a new garage door :-)
    Oh come now, do you really want everyone in your neighborhood seeing either your god-awful mess or your '85 Mustang?

  14. Imagine... on Make Your OWN OMG Ponies SIGNS!!! WITH GLITTER!!! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of OMG!!! Ponies!!!

  15. Re:Pilot Needed? on Brits To Crash Test a Scramjet · · Score: 1

    It just so happens that the human brain is still the most powerful computer that can be easily mass produced. Now if we could just get rid of that 'ethics' thingy...

  16. Re:Whose problem is this? on Microsoft Loses Office Patent Dispute · · Score: 1
    While the patent holder probably won't bother hunting you down, you'd best keep an eye open for the subpoena of microsoft's product registration database...

    And that, my friends, is exactly why I never register my software. I see no reason to tell anyone who makes software where I live, what I do, or how much money I make.
  17. Re:Precision? on Einstein's Biggest Blunder That Wasn't · · Score: 1

    The ancient Greeks calculated Pi within 10%. They had quite a bit of experience with geometry. As a matter of opinion, I think we know about as much about cosmology as they knew about geometry. If Einstein was off in his constant in the infancy of cosmology, that's a damn good start.

    Of course, that's only my opinion.

  18. Re:Let me be the 1st on Report Claims Men More Intelligent Than Women · · Score: 2, Funny

    We as women have been taught all our lives that this: |---------| is 7 inches

    On my White Male 34" monitor, it is 7 inches. Thanks to my lower visual acuity, my fonts are as big as I can make it. So it starts small but gets much larger.

  19. Re:The doctor can now look forward to... on Another Major Spammer Busted · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...ten years in a Federal "pound pestle into your mortar" prison.

    I thought it was making big rocks into little rocks, little rocks into pebbles, and pebbles into sand.

    Why would they make flour in prison? Then again, maybe I missed a metaphor.

  20. Re:Today on Oxymoron Theatre: on X-15 Pilots Finally Get Astronaut Wings · · Score: 1

    ..it's interesting to speculate on whether or not the nomenclature will eventually be shifted to more accurately reflect the current level of technological development (the 'order of the silver booster', or some such).

    I think a booster rocket pin would be a little too phallic, much like the Submarine Deterrent Patrol pin is. http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/SSBN-Dete rrent-Patrol-insignia

  21. Re:I must be old. on TI Calculators Play Movies · · Score: 2, Funny

    I must be old. I remember the time where calculators were used to do calculations and even plotting a nice graphic of a function.

    I must be ancient. I remember a time when calculators were used to do calculations and graphs were done point-by-point on graph paper. It's much harder to fudge a calculator graph.

    Of course, I had a calculator that was so old that it had red LEDs for the display. Occasionally I had to smack it against the table to make the display work properly. My friends called it "Slappy". Who needs violent games when you have a calculator like that?

  22. Re:Woohoo!!! on Rootkits: Subverting the Windows Kernel · · Score: 1

    He's gone mad with power!

  23. Re:Interference? on Google to Offer Free Wi-Fi? · · Score: 1

    I am, of course, assuming that they would use 802.11.

    How would they get around the problem of interference?


    In short, they wouldn't.

    If they used the 802.11b/g band, and through some miracle they were able to blanket the US with their signals, my cordless phone, bluetooth adapter, and wireless Xbox controller would pretty much all stop working. I get enough trouble as it is putting my router on top of my other 2.4 GHz equipment.