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Make Your OWN OMG Ponies SIGNS!!! WITH GLITTER!!!
nick125 writes "I've put together a quick guide on making a OMG PONIES!! sign. The howto has 9 simple steps, which, you will get a OMG PONIES!! sign at the end. The howto (pictures included!) is here."
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OMG PONIES
I always wanted to know how to make OMG PONIES signs!
That's an awesome idea!!!!
i found step 2 to be the hardest :(
I wish I was smart enough to think of something that cool.
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And I'm at work with this /. look at? Notice the whine, yeah, I'm at work...
There are no loopholes. It's either legal or it's not.
April fools day on Slashdot is always painful but this is taking it to a new level.
Ponies have nothing on unicorns.
I seem to remember some years back there was goldleafing material for laser printers. Basicly one would print normaly, than refeed the sheet with the material on top where the fuser would cause the toner to remelt, the gold-leaf would then stick when the two sheets were seperated.
Does anyone know what this stuff was called and where one might aquire some. I know it's silly to ask "here", but might as well as it's "somewhat" related to OMG glittering ponies.
There is no sanctuary. There is no sanctuary. SHUT UP! There is no shut up. There is no shut up.
Somehow I think "9 simple steps" are too much...
Step 10: Profit!
Where was the glitter? Who the hell uses SAND to make a glitter text sign. I bet he did the impossible when he failed kindergarten.
The joke is very lame. If the editors had the balls to continue the "Pony" theme for say, a week, then you'd have some sort of a Kaufmanesque type reality joke. However, I am 100% sure that come midnight the pony theme will be gone and everyone will consider this the lamest April Fools on slashdot to date. Deservedly so.
Your pizza just the way you ought to have it.
Am I the only one who though the sand looked like iron fillings, and wanted to make OMG! ELECTROMAGNET PONIES!?
Now imagine a beowulf cluster of those things!
the title said we'd see how to use glitter, but the article didn't show it!!!!!!!!! WHY NOT??????
Can someone please tell me how to make an OMG UNICORNS sign. I mean i've wanted one at work for soooo long.
My eyes hurt. My brain hurts. Why, oh why, does April 1 have to last so damned long? Why didn't April 1st fall on a Sunday this year? That way, it would have been an hour shorter...
Poor means hoping the toothache goes away.
Is it just me or is the pink beveled look growing on anyone? The text is difficult to read, but the logo is looking really nice actually.
You idiot, that's obviously a guy's hand in the pictures.
The article makes absolutely no mention of glitter, only sand. Did you expect the summary to be accurate, even today?
Now, those of us at the big tech companies can look forward to WEEKS of these signs all over the office. April fool's just extended to cubicles everywhere.
Lacking <sarcasm> tags,
No such luck.
... our Pony Overlords!
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I'd much prefer the word "Pwnies".
My walls are now adorned with those. While making my signs, I kept refreshing this site to hear the song...
http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/
I think I must've missed something here. What is it with this "OMG!!! Ponies!!!" business anyway? Is it this season's "All Your Base"?
That'll teach you to RTFA!
Besides, white paper? No pastel? Better yet, swirl art. He should have used a stencil to make up for his hideous handwriting, and what's the point of an "OMG PONIES" sign if there aren't any pictures of, y'know, ponies on it? While you're out buying some better paper, pick up some equestrian magazines to attack with scissors.
And I think he'd have gotten a better effect if he used a brush on the glue before putting on the sand/glitter/whatever.
I wish thinkgeek would take that idea and apply it to a pink girly T with real puffy glitter. I never though I'd see the day when I'd actually want a pink "OMG!!! Ponies!!!" tshirt.
gawsh, didntcha kno that sand iz the new glittar?
OmG! WuTZ uR PrObleM!? U r SooOOo ToTaLLy needIng MoRe PonEys In UR LiFE!!! Dey R SoOoOooooo~~~~!!!! cUtteeeee!! Kawaiii!!!!!!
/lameness filter asploded first time.....
tOtaLLy!!!
omg poNies!!
OMG All Your PONIES Are Belong To Us!!!
OMG!!! PONIES!!! Kawaii bishie GLOMP GLOMP GLOMP!!!
/.ing tech-sites is one thing, but /.ing cute sites is CRUEL!!!1!!!1one!!!1één!!1!!!zwei!!!1!!!1!!deux!1! !!!!1~!~!~!@!!!eleven!!1!!!!!1!!111123~!~!!!elf
I say we all forget this pony thing, join together and go enjoy The spicy italian sandwich from Subway. 2 layers of salami and Pepperoni topped off with 4 slices of american cheese. Put a little mayo on there, some lettuce, tomatoes, and black olives, and you've almost got yourself a sandwich. Next, have them cover the sandwich in salt and pepper, then spray some oil and vinegar over the top, wrap it up and there's dinner. I think we can all give thanks for a sandwich that good. mmmmm mmmmm
Because he's poor ok!! Maybe we can't all have real live ponies like u probably do. Some people aren't as well off as others, think about that next time you ride your pony to school or whatever. :p
I hope the stream of pink doesn't end on GMT :(
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AYB rules. pre-teen girl mentality is teh suck.
Is a welfare sign that takes 0 creativity or skill funny? WTFOMGBBQ I seriously wonder what is going on with kids these days. This is an 0401 display that goes down alongside the lame google magic thinking swirl as "not funny".
It's best when she says OMG a pony ride and then rides it.. Just think what she would say if it had glitter.
Sure, the first dozen were original, but now it is getting a bit old.
The theme needs some tweaking (some headlines disappear, notably in journals), but one could keep it in the section grllz.slashdot.org and post computer/girl related stuff there. You know, like the announcement of a new Tomb Raider, or coverage of Ceren Ercen (I know she is retired by now), stuff like that...
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When I first saw this new slashdot theme, I thought: "Wow. It's finally happened. Taco has completely lost his mind." But, just a few seconds ago, I realized the date.
In Soviet Russia, Pony rides YOU!
(hmmm ... or was that Tijuana?)
It's not PINK. either! Put some pink or purple glitter in there, dammit!
Will someone think of the poor pony fans who will be bummed out by this?!?
You asked.
Stories I submitted were never posted, yet OMG!!! Ponies did? That's sad.
I am waiting SOO much for the content at http://www.omgponies.com/
She loved ponies.
OMG, as if everyone is getting free karma but me! Share the wealth sisters!
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http://www.blibs.com/animation-factory/
Upload an image and select animation -> Glitterize You could also just write out stuff with the text tool.
There is a tutorial on making a glitter heart here:
http://www.picgames.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3319 8
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Somebody get this grumbler a couple of ponies. Put some ponies in your life and... get pinky!
https://www.shop.garnerstatepark.com/categoryNavig ationDocument.hg?categoryId=20/
Minor modification needed.
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It's pink again
...why did I even bother to come here today?? You would think I'd know better by now.
It's april fools, I _get_ it. The increased luser status of the /. mods is turning it into a joke.
like OMG!! I made an OMG Ponies glitter sign for my MySpace page. Wont gross old Mr Murdoch be happy. www.glitteryourway.com
It's been slash dotted. Figures.
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
* Trog starts singing "My little pony, my little pony" * Mezir shoves a little pony up an orifice of Trog's choice yours
What could be cuter than kitten feces?
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
LOL!
wtf!? Oooohh, it's April 1st.
Furry cows moo and decompress.
So... does the pony run linux?
Quick, we've only got ~8hr to turn our wives onto /.
I want one with a rocket belt.
As a girl, like, totally 733t haX0r I can appreciate that there aren't like, more of us here... but puh leeze! This pink, horsie obsessed nonsense is getting my estrogen in a bunch. All I want is /. to cover all the really meaty tech news.
And shoes. Nice strapped pumps prefferably.
Oh, and I dig peasant dresses, they are so in right now.
Oh fuck it... leave the ponies!
is it just me or does the "glitter" in the guide look like weed?
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of OMG!!! Ponies!!!
Ponies drool.
In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
APRIL FOOLS!
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This is a great hack but it only begs the question:
Does it run Linux?
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A story on Slashdot I can truly relate to!
Nice going editors - Keep it up!
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Interestingly enough, should you hear a cockney say "I'm off for a pony", this means he is going to defecate.. in their rhyming slang, "pony" is a contraction of "pony and trap", meaning "crap"..
All of a sudden, "i love ponies" takes on a slightly sinister hint..
News in today that Slashdot has completely gone down the toilet. In an unprecedented statement, the geeks of the world are now asking themselves "is this just Americans showing they have an IQ well below three digits ... or should the slashdot editors be taken out the back and shot.". The jury is still out.
... all Americans with an IQ over 50 are taking a stand against the April 1 actions of the Slashdot editors. This has lead many to believe that rifles are being prepared for the editors.
News update
Signed,
World Wide Community of Geeks with an IQ over 100
Glitter on the ponies is the way to go! When the film Revenge of the Pink Panthers is released, it will be easier to distinguish the ponies from the panthers during the epic but gross battle scenes of them fighting against each other for world domination!
Plant a Tree............ DONE (a beautifull Cannabis TREE) Have a Son.............. ==== (Fuck, i am virgin) Write a book............ DONE (I have my own blog) Have my own Supercalifragilistic OMG Ponies Signs!...... DONE! Good by, happy hacking a have a good aprils foll day
Rock and Roll
Sean Connery with a ponytail!!
And red leather hot pants!
Is it just me, or is your giant flying head getting all hard and tingly, too?
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
How about a omgzergrushlol!!!11 anyone?
Stay gold, Pony Boy... stay gold.
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OMG KITTENS would be more correct, I know many teen girls who don't care about ponies, I don't only know a single one that doesn't squeeks at little kitten.
But... the future refused to change.
Anyone ever use somebody as a pony? Very fun, indeed. It's even more fun with a riding crop and a cowboy hat.
I was stuck at work all day, but managed to sneak some supplies to make my own.
My results
I could not use sand, since I could not find any within walking distance of work, so I ended up cutting up foil tissue paper. I even framed mine.
My boss was proud of me (but told me I had to clean up the mess of glittery paper that was all over the floor once I got done)
- (c) 2018 Hank Zimmerman
What's up with all this pony talk? Everybody knows that unicorns are cooler. And you know what's EVEN better than unicorns? -- Ponicorns, of couse! OMG!!! PONICORNS!!!