If only people could stop overly romanticizing/denigrating the past and stop idealizing/fearing the future and just learn to make the most of the present.
"It has nothing to do with belief. It's a fact. It's the truth! As a scientist, I know it's true because science is based on skepticism. We consider all possibilities equally and decide on facts based on what stands up to empirical evidence. Which is how I know that you gomers are absolutely and totally wrong."
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Sadly, this comes just days after the anniversaries of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings.
rob-bot
Technically, in real life, people don't get mugged by robots.
Yet... >:]
Does this mean the next generation will procrastinate by reading Socrates and performing Fourier Transforms?
It's a refreshing blend of chocolate and nougat.
Doubleplusgoodidea, I say.
I'm on to their little game.
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It keeps going, and going, and going...
Let's be sure to give proper credit to Congress and their ultra-effective CANSPAM act.
Sigh...
Next we'll probably hear Microsoft won the Nobel Peace Prize.
How much bandwidth is wasted for duplicate /. articles?
The surest sign that there's intelligent life in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
MacGyver's known this for years. Why, with just a tub of cottage cheese and a Tickle-me-Elmo he can turn it into a fully functional PS3.
So... just how are you suggesting we win this debate? Video games haven't made me that violent.
Already used that one back in the DNS thing... good thinking though.
Okay... this one's trickier to turn into the creation/evolution. How about:
I guess NASA scientists will weigh all their options until they make what seems like a natural selection.
Could be better, but I'll sign it anyway:
FLAMEBAIT!
It's time to turn every one of these articles into a debate on creationism vs. evolution.
Gosh... it sure is a pity these guys are monkeying with the reviews.
FLAMEBAIT!
How can we best turn this into a debate on evolution?
Golly, it sure seems like these DNS servers suffer from unintelligent design.
FLAMEBAIT!
"It has nothing to do with belief. It's a fact. It's the truth! As a scientist, I know it's true because science is based on skepticism. We consider all possibilities equally and decide on facts based on what stands up to empirical evidence. Which is how I know that you gomers are absolutely and totally wrong."
Now hackers will be able to hijack idiot's credit card numbers ten times as fast!
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This sounds to me like a NASA conspiracy to generate exciting headlines. I even heard they've already sold the story rights to Ron Howard.