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  1. Kill JarJar on Star Wars To Air As Animated Sitcom · · Score: 0

    Idea: Every week JarJar gets killed through his own stupidity, much like Kenny on South Park.....

  2. My 8TB NAS on Building a 10 TB Array For Around $1,000 · · Score: 0

    I just built this last week:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/vancod/3679263377/

    8 x 1TB drives: $712
    PSU: $92
    Case: $29
    RAM: $34
    CPU/MOBO: $131
    Intel RAID card: $275
    Cache/Battery: $112

    Total: $1385 (all items free shipping)

    Don't know how you're going to get $1000 for 10TB and have it be worth a shit.

  3. Re:Months to prep for a keynote? on Steve Jobs Issues Update On His Health · · Score: 0

    10 or a million, it's the same content douchebag. Public speaking is a forte of those in this position and while it takes some work, "months" is insane, not to mention sacrificing personal health and holidays with family. All I'm saying he's not demoing table-top fusion that he needs to write a masters thesis on, they're refreshes of flippin' iPods and PeeCees that he sells to the masses that, in general, would buy his feces in a bag if he offered it up.

    And I got modded troll - for a brief instant in time I forgot why I never post up here....

  4. Months to prep for a keynote? on Steve Jobs Issues Update On His Health · · Score: 0, Troll

    Seriously - months to prepare? I've seen massive numbers of keynotes in my day, and while they're impressive speeches, they're just that. Why would anyone need more than a couple weeks for this, much less a techno-weenie like Jobs? I've given a talk to 1,400 with a week to take over someone else's content....

  5. Re:Should I sell my Apple shares? on Steve Jobs Issues Update On His Health · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...perhaps he'll demo the iVagina?

  6. B-Bye on Abit To Close Its Doors Forever On Dec. 31, 2008 · · Score: 1

    2 Worst MoBos I ever owned: Abit and Abit

  7. Re:Time for vector processing again on IEEE Says Multicore is Bad News For Supercomputers · · Score: 1

    You seem to have missed the point of COTS entirely. And you're way off the mark on the price differential - unless you're talking about an 8 CPU "supercomputer".

    The whole reason HPTC bled down to COTS product was the outrageous costs of more proprietary hardware AND the fact that COTS product performance and reliability were on a massive upswing.

    I work with LOTS of customers using HPTC - and very, very few of them are still running a single application. It's the nature of growth & development - there are older apps and there are newer apps.

    There's a 235 node 10G InfiniBand connected HP-based supercomputer humming right behind me as I type this....

  8. Re:No they aren't on Why Developers Are Switching To Macs · · Score: 1

    Could you be any more wrong?

    I'm not a MAC owner, but I do know that it's the only platform that can "run all three" - Windoze, Linux, and Mac OS. Seems quite the logical choice for a developer.....

  9. Hello? on Toyota Demands Removal of Fan Wallpapers · · Score: 1

    Toyauto is getting exactly what they wanted - attention. Corporate trolling at its finest.

    Move along, nothing to see here...

  10. Re:Meaningless numbers on RED's New Digital Stills and Motion Camera Pushing the Limits · · Score: 1

    My guess is $28,000.00 for the complete camera

  11. Great on RED's New Digital Stills and Motion Camera Pushing the Limits · · Score: 1

    Yet another camera mere mortals can't afford. Next.

  12. Networked Reunion? on Ask MST3k Creator Joel Hodgson · · Score: 1

    Mike and others have said that there's really no way that anyone will ever be able to "afford" to put MST3k back on the air.
    Yet we now have Best Brains, Riffraxx/The Film Crew, and Cinematic Titanic all obviously spending relative wads of cash to bring product to the teeming masses.

    So I again pose the question:
    Do you think there will ever again be a television show MST3k? Has any studio or network even hinted at the possibility? If you feel that it won't ever happen as well, why? Is it purely because none of you can work for "minimum wage" anymore?
    Thanks for all the laughs.
    JL

  13. Awesome! on Mandrake 9.0 for AMD 64-bit Technology · · Score: 1

    Jeopardy style:
    AMD & Linux-Mandrake

    What is: "How do you make a flaming Hammer"? ...or would that be DrakHammer.... or HammerDrak?

  14. Wow - not at all flamebait on Monitoring the Health of Your Penguin? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yes, Slowlaris and Windoze are the way to go! So sayith the Consultant.

    Those that can't do Consult.

  15. Moaning Goat on Monitoring the Health of Your Penguin? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://www.xiph.org/mgm/

  16. My life is forever changed..... on Around the World In 14 Days · · Score: 1

    BFD - another rich boy does something totally useless and selfish. How better a place the world is now.
    How many people could have been fed or clothed or housed with the millions wasted on this crap?

    People suck.

  17. Worth it if it had analog in.... on HP Officially Announces 40g MP3 Stereo Component · · Score: 1
    What I'd really like is a unit like this that has analog inputs, so old geezers like me can get our vinyl into other formats. Yeah, I know I can do it with a PeeCee (in fact, my sound card even has digital optical in and out) but I like the idea of a dedicated appliance rather than something that boots, etc.


    And I agree with many of the comments re:price. This thing should be sub-$500. In it's current form it's doomed, unless HP simply wants to sell a few dozen units to UberGeeks that simply have to have every new toy out there. Smells like Kerbango! all over again.....

  18. Is "anal retentive" hyphenated? on HP Officially Announces 40g MP3 Stereo Component · · Score: 1

    ..just wondering

  19. Really, really old news.... on Compaq sells Linux Clusters · · Score: 1

    Comapq has been doing this w/Alpha Beowulfs for a long time through CSSD - a /. reader just found it so it's news??? PS - try to find a Compaq supported tape backup solution for it - HA! Compaq - we put the "HaHaHa" in HA.....

  20. P.U. on Dune Miniseries Airs Tonight · · Score: 1

    The Samuel L. Jackson and Gwyneth Paltro school of wooden acting prodly present: (a small, hacked, poorly acted portion of) Frank Herbert's DUNE!!! This sucked so bad I won't even waste any more electrons on it - but it just goes to show that $100M in CGI cannot save $.5M in acting

  21. D.A.R.E. is AWESOME and has worked all over Ohio!! on Has D.A.R.E Been Effective? · · Score: 1

    That's right - all over Ohio D.A.R.E. has provided local municipailties with the ability to buy bitchin' Camaros, get sweeeeet paint jobs, justify thousands of hard earned tax-dollars in engine go-fast parts and chrome goodies and mill work, and hot-rod at the local supermarket and, of course, donut shops! Go D.A.R.E. go!
    D.A.R.E. - Donut Awareness Resistance Education - keep cops off crullers! Do your share!

  22. Who Cares? on The Continuing Rise Of Amiga · · Score: 1

    What is so important about the Amiga? Really - someone explain to me the need to keep the Amiga alive.
    You can get an Intel based peecee for $600 that will blow it's doors off and run orders of magnitude more software & apps. What a waste of development time.

  23. 1 Pound heat sink? Author on crack... on Pentium 4 Requires New Case And Power Supply · · Score: 1

    Has anyone bothered to contemplate the size of a 1 POUND heat sink? This guy is on serious dope - I've seen the Pentium four and the heat sink is nowhere near that large that it could possibly weigh in at a pound. And for that matter, since when would a one pound heat sink, when spread across the face of a CPU footprint, require FOUR supports on a motherboard? Wake up and smell the troll....

  24. Full of crap... on Looking For Better Linux Customer Support? · · Score: 1

    Yahoo! does NOT buy boxes "from some guy who sells them really cheap". I know, because I work for the vendor that sells servers to Yahoo!. Think about it - Yahoo! buys servers from "some guy"... yeah, sure they do... Don

  25. Should have called Pioneer-Standard..... on Looking For Better Linux Customer Support? · · Score: 1

    Largest reseller of Comapq (IA and Alpha), IBM (IA and RISC), and Intel - we'll load whatever you want. We have production capacity for 40,000+ systems a month. We have an entire division dedicated to service. http://www.pios.com