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  1. Teen idols fleeing the country... on Fake Scientific Paper Detector · · Score: 0

    Oh shit!

    We've just found out how Britney Spears and Puff Daddy's groups make their album's lyrics!

    They're out of the job for sure... ;p

  2. damn subject on Fake Scientific Paper Detector · · Score: 0

    I'm positive /. has a very similar program used to write-up stories.

  3. Re:Nobody can resist propagating FUD. on IE The Great Microsoft Blunder? · · Score: 0

    Opera long-ago invented 90% of the much-touted "new" features in other browsers, including Firefox. Bashing it seems a little hypocritical.
    YES!!! Thank you!
    Opera kicks-ass... I have NO idea why all the fuss about FireFox has been about.
    I can only imagine it was because FireFox was open... vs Opera.
    But yeah, Opera is my #1 browser... and #2... and #3... :)

  4. Not new... on Scientists Probe the Use of the Tongue · · Score: 0

    This has been on-going research for over a decade.
    I read a paper (not scientific, but from a science magazine) where by researchers in (I *THINK*) John Hopkins Hospital where in the works of developing just this... but not for divers. It was for blind people.
    The most impressive thing I remember: A blind man catching with his hand a ball, whirled at him over a table (slowly thrown).
    Side-Notes: Researchers where also looking into a very similar "input grid" placed over the entire back of the user.
    Very cool research. Not many people think about the blind/handicapped.
    Now, this technology is for divers... military divers... oh god...

  5. Re:How many games support these resolutions? on Matrox TripleHead Triples Your Viewing Pleasure · · Score: 1, Funny

    How many games actually support these resolutions: 1920x480, 2400x600, and 3072x768?

    Duke Nukem Forever you insensitive clod!!!

  6. Re:International Chamber of Commerce? on SUSE Requests Arbitration with SCO · · Score: 0

    Nothing.

    They called the ICC in so they could "mediate" the situation... you monkey butt.

  7. Re:PayPal... on IRS Compels PayPal to Release Info · · Score: 0

    Yeah... that proxy information will come in handy...

  8. Re:Hmm on IRS Compels PayPal to Release Info · · Score: 0

    //yeah, I should probably be less cranky given that my work weed ends in 1h2m :)

    Your "work weed"?! Shit man!!! Quick! Where do you work at???

    Still, it sucks...

  9. PayPal... on IRS Compels PayPal to Release Info · · Score: 0

    1st post? No way...

    Anyways,... PayPal, and its parent company (eBay) are whores. PayPal AND eBay will give out all your information to almost any agency asking for it...

    What's the extent of the ridiculousness of this?

    The Department of Forestry (don't know which) asked eBay for a certain person's records, and eBay handed over everything...

    Fuck eBay... fuck PayPal... fuck gOogle... long live /.

  10. Comments... on SUSE Requests Arbitration with SCO · · Score: 0

    I'd like to commend /. for changing SUSE's logo... about time.

    As to the article:

    WooHaaa! What a mess...

  11. Opera... on Microsoft 'URL Tracer' Hunts Typosquatters · · Score: 1, Informative

    THANK YOU!!!

    A person that also uses Opera!

    This is a GREAT piece of software... Kudos to the Opera team... and I suggest to fellow /.ers... to try out Opera... just try it out... INMO, it kicks FireFox's ass ANY day.

    Thanks.

  12. Haha! on Will Apple Disappoint on 30th Anniversary? · · Score: 0

    Ahaha!

    We're having a party at my house.. all employees...

    I would give you the address, but the security guard couldn't handle the /.ing

  13. COLDmail on Hotmail On Your Desktop · · Score: 0

    I would sign-up, BUT, everybody knows HotMail sucks.

    Whenever somebody tells me his eMail address, and it's SuperMan@HotMail.com, the first thing that crosses my mind is:::

    What a moron...

  14. AutoCAD on 48 Core Vega 2 in the Making · · Score: 5, Funny

    Behold the power of copy/paste!


    Yeah, yeah... my Karma is SUPER negative...

  15. Not new.. on VR Treatment for Lazy Eye · · Score: 1, Funny

    This isn't new at all...

    I've been doing this for years...

    On a night out, I keep one eye on my girlfriend's eyes, and another one scans the room...

  16. Unfair... on Microsoft Joins OpenDocument Alliance · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    This doesn't make sense...

    We damn Microsoft if they do, and damn them if they don't.

    Yeah, so I just found out my Karma is negative... Let's see if it can go lower...

  17. Aha... on Windows Drivers for Mac Rolling Out · · Score: 0

    Well, if windows sucks so much, and Microsoft is so evil...

    Why the heck are all you geeks rushing to run Windows?

  18. Carefull... on Quantum Telecloning Demonstrated? · · Score: 0

    I don't know if you guys read this:
    http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=177904&cid =14754716

    But the MWOCPT also has patents on this field...

    Please, our patience is running short... we don't want to shut-off the Moon's Dark Side stabilizing gravity amplifiers... Or you thought the Moon always faced this way becuase of nature???
    Arghhh,

    -Stitch
    LOCATED at MilkyWay.Sol.3 (aka, Planet Earth)
    eMail slashstich@yahoo.com

  19. Legal Action on PTO Requests Working Model of Warp Drive · · Score: 5, Funny


    Hello Earthlings,

    I'd like to inform you, that ony of my many clients has in posession the MWOCPT titles to all kinds of warp drives. I think that if you where to see the patent, you'd understand we've got everything covered. Obviously, you (Earth) haven't developed gravity control yet... so, because of evolutionary "process" clauses in the Federation, we can't show you the patent. Besides... it's a 18.65TB PDF.

    It's quite obvious that all your human efforts will fail, until you attaint a little bit of element 115. I'll leave you with that. Just so you know, the Orion Confederation doesn't take lightly to violations of Intellectual Property.

    Thank you very much for your attention, and I hope this doesn't repeat itself,

    -Stitch
    Presently @ MilkyWay.Sol.3 (aka, Planet Earth)

    BTW: If you want to survive the next galactical gravity fabric quake, we suggest you hurry up your nanotechnology advances...

  20. subject... on Making Yourself Miserable to Succeed? · · Score: 0

    Well, I would post... but it just ain't gonna get modded...
    But then again, that's why I'm expecting to worst...

    If it doesn't work out, dude, it wasnt your fault.
    It was the mods'. You had a "sunny outlook on life"...

  21. Inspirations... on Scanjet Music · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was wondering: where the hell do they come up with these ideas?
    Then I saw the server name:
    ganjatron.net.nyud.net
    The GanjaTron...
    Ok, question answered...

  22. Cat got your tongue? (something important seems to on The Future of Emacs · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    WTF is EMAC?
    They just provided mouse-wheel support?! Never mind... I don't care to know.

  23. S U B J E C T DamnIT! on Sober Attack on 87th Anniversary of the Nazi Party · · Score: 1

    The attack date coincides with the 87th anniversary of the Nazi party. Or... it could be one day before the Three Kings Day. ?..? ---------- Cat got your tongue? (something important seems to be missing from your comment ... like the body or the subject!) -- WTF /. ?!?!

  24. Halo Movie? Heads up, Snipers out there... on Peter Jackson to Executive Produce Halo Movie · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Hmm... the time for a Halo movie would be???.... Before Halo3 ?

    Ok, nobody really cares for the Halo2 Campaign... Why? Because playing Halo2 online in xLive completely overshadows any and all efforts by Bungie and MS to make a cool "storyline" for the game.

    Nobody really plays the Halo2 campaign... you play online... Why? Becuase anything else and you're wasting your time. Trash talking... Human oponents... Intelligent AND stupid human team mates... Exploring the ping intricacies of the xLive network...


    I'm not really sure if I remember correctly how the Halo2 storyline goes... let alone the Halo one... How the heck are they going to cram that into a cool 2 hour movie? By producing a shitty 3hour one.

    BUNGIE! MICROSOFT! (hey! I didn't use the $ ;)

    Produce a trillogy... or two movies... with trailers in between downloadable to the xBox through xLive... Make it in CGI... no humans... And PLEASE! Take cues from xLive... and listen to the boards @ Bungie.NET, those are your loyal customers.

    You have a great opportunity on your hands, don't screw it up. Remember that your target movie is an R rated one... Halo2 is for M = Mature Audiences... Don't pitch it to the kids. You'll end up with a JarJar in your movie.

    I'm hoping for the best.

    -turtleAJ


    BTW: Bungie, can you check the scope of my Sniper? I think it's off or something ;)

  25. Regarding new design... on Flash Memory with Copy Protection · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear SanDisk Corporation,

    Go fuck your selves.

    Sincerly,

    -turtleAJ + all the people with at least 0.07brain