User: iMac Were

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On: Inside the iPhone — 3G, ARM, OS X, 3rd Partyware

Anyone else read that as pantyware?

Re:Is it possible...

On: iPhone Faces Uncertain Market

I have a Dell Axim. I have a Motorola RAZR. I have an iPod. I don't have a pocket to put all that in

Don't you have a purse, honeybunch? If you're one of those English men (love the accent, shame about the teeth) that's a handbag, lovey.

Re:Secret? What secret?

On: How Apple Kept the iPhone Secret

No bastard cares a flying fuck, that's the secret, sweetie.

correction

On: The Home Server Cometh

Shouldn't it be a homo server?

Re:Are you wanting for Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys to

On: Seventh Harry Potter Book Named

Are you wanting for Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys

iPrefer nancy boys. Kiss kiss!

Re:Window Management

On: 15 Things Apple Should Change in Mac OS X

there must be something wonderful about only using the bottom

Ooooh stop it, you're turning me on!

Re:Window Management. Maximize?

On: 15 Things Apple Should Change in Mac OS X

Only enlarging to be 'big enough'

Any mac user knows there's no such thing as 'big enough', darling.

Re:Not surprisingly...

On: Microsoft drops VBA in Mac Office 2007

Pages is a home layout package. It will never stack up to big canons Adobe Creative Suite or QuarkXPress. It's not a professional tool.

Who cares? If it looks good, I lurrrrve it. I can spean for all mac users there, petal.

Re:Mating instinct vs privacy concerns...

On: Drivers License Swipes Raise Privacy Concerns

In San Francisco ... that pretty much draws exclusively bridge-and-tunnel clientèle

I really don't want to know what that means, sweetie. Something to do with wolfbagging?

Re:why not dual or triple displays?

On: Do Big Screens Make Employees More Productive?

Long story short: for me, two 19-inchers are the sweet spot.

We've got so much in common, sweetie. Wanna come back to my place?

Re:This is not new

On: Knock Some Commands Into Your Laptop

It's a bit gimmicky

You appear to have misspelled "a totally gay piece of useles faggoty shit"

Re:multiple desktop switching

On: Knock Some Commands Into Your Laptop

It's fun for the first 5 minutes until you remember how much your Macbook cost.

Well worth it if it distracts you from how much your arse hurts. And oh, is my botty sore.

Re:No thanks

On: Microsoft Confirms New Music Player

I totally don't see the attraction myself, but the answer is pussy.

Re:Great!

On: Apple to Announce iTunes Movie Rentals?

Renting? As in rent boys? I know them inside and out, darlings. Literally. MMMmmmmmm.

Re:Of course it's possible!

On: Virtual Worlds and ESP

Well iPods don't breed

Neither do their owners, smoochybuns. Mmmm.

Re:Corporate Charter

On: DRAM Makers Accused of Price Fixing

also person that made the illega decision can be personally punished.

What, by a fine, which the company pays on his behalf or reimburses to him? You don't seriously think theyd stick someone in PMITA for something as trivial as multimillion dollar fraud, do you?

Re:Great news!

On: DRAM Makers Accused of Price Fixing

Love and good will is overrated.

As are subject-verb agreement, sweetie.

Re:Vista?

On: Web 2.0, Meet .Net 3.0

Apple does even more marketing, and relies even more on its brand recognition, but you don't see many people kneejerkingly assuming that iWhatever must be crap.

No, they just assume it's intended for shirt-lifters or pretentious 'creative' types.

Not that those things are mutually exclusive.

P.S. Are slash ever going to fix the goddam <P> tag? It currently acts like <BR>.

Re:These look great!

On: First Photos of MIT $100 Laptop

If I recall, that's because it's fucking shite. Its users fuck shite quite a lot too.

Macs rule

On: Vista Beta 2 has Major Problems

"It took me days to install a working version "

Still beats Linux, then.

Re:Irrelevant

On: Wal-Mart to Offer Components for DIY Computers

So you can actually tell what OS people prefer, just by looking at them?

Well if someone wears a black turtleneck and/or wiggles his tushie when he walks, what OS would you say he uses?

Re:Answer is easy.

On: Americans Are Seriously Sick

obesity may be on the increase in the UK, but it's no way near at the levels in the UK

I think you'll find that obesity levels in the UK are identical to those in the UK. Yes, I know what you meant, sweetie.

Apple users are bummers - fact 100%

On: Console Brand Loyalty and Lifestyle Choices

Pity there isn't an Apple console. We can take a good guess at what lifestyle that would be associated with.

Re:Microsoft's MBU: The Mac's Fifth Column

On: Ajax and the Ken Burns Effect

But a real Mac user is born, not made.

Yes, there's certainly some evidence that it's genetic.

Re:Why boot linux here?

On: Triple Boot on MacBooks Working

I won't mod you down. Instead, I'll try and change your unfortunately misguided opinions of Mac users.

Show me a heterosexual one who does a proper job, then.