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Steve Jobs Personally Resolves Customer Complaint

An anonymous reader writes "The Consumerist recently published a story about an Apple customer who went through support hell with a broken Macbook. After escalating the issue up the support chain, and a month wait for his Macbook, the guy gave up and simply wrote Steve Jobs a blistering flame-mail. So, was he surprised when Jobs' executive assistant responded back the next day! He got both a brand new Macbook, as well as his old one to copy the hard drive. The guy also responded in a comment, and he turns out to be a slashdotter! He even wrote a journal entry here about the story."

341 comments

  1. Did I miss something? by Xest · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sounds more like Job's admin staff dealt with it than Jobs himself.

    1. Re:Did I miss something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yes, you missed something, RTFA:

      While I received the reply from Jobs' assistant, Jobs himself came around and personally transfered the data from my old laptop and the new one - only using himself as a computer telepath-to-tcp/ip router.

      After fixing my laptop, Jobs made me a cup of tea & rescued my cat from a tree it had been stuck up for several weeks (using telekinisis). He also fixed a leaking tap, did my old filing & satisfied my sexually frustrated wife. Thanks Steve!
    2. Re:Did I miss something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Sounds more like Job's admin staff dealt with it than Jobs himself.

      The only thing more pathetic than a PC user is a PC user trying to be a Mac user. We have a name for you people: switcheurs.

      There's a good reason for your vexation at the Mac community's recognition of Apple Inc. as an indivisible entity unto itself: You don't speak its language. Remember that the Mac was designed by artists, for artists, be they poets, musicians, or avant-garde mathematicians. A shiny new Mac can introduce your frathouse hovel to a modicum of good taste, but it can't make Mac users out of dweebs and squares like you.

      So don't force what doesn't come naturally. You'll be much happier if you stick to an OS that suits your personality. And you'll be doing the rest of us a favor, too; you leave Macs to Mac users, and we'll leave beige to you.

    3. Re:Did I miss something? by StuBeck · · Score: 3, Informative

      I e-mailed "him" about a year ago when I had a problem with my iPod that took a month to get resolved. They called me and said they were sorry, but that it wasn't "their fault" that they didn't put my new order into the system, so I had to prove to them that I in fact ordered something from them two weeks earlier. Also that their support staff really does know what is going on despite the fact that they sent me back the same iPod I had had earlier, with the same error, and it came back scratched to hell too. I wasn't very pleased with their lack of "sorry that we suck" response.

    4. Re:Did I miss something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:Did I miss something? by Gerzel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well I think the confusion here is over the concept that the assistant came to help.

      You see there is more than one Steve Jobs and thus his "assistants" are in fact copies of himself. Thought Apple was outsourcing manufacturing to China or somewhere else? Nope, just a cover ploy to hide the fact that they have a manufacturing plant filled with Jobses.

    6. Re:Did I miss something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's just more fanboy adulation. And the Jobs staff wouldn't have time or resources to take care of all complaints if all the dicked over Apple customers did the same thing. Apple laptops are atrocious. It's been going on for over a year. Apple delete threads on their forums which cite the issues. Apple Defects (.com) has a list a mile long. Almost exclusively laptops. Made in China. Slave labor. Jobs doesn't care. Jobs cares if his PR team tells him he has to do something. Otherwise Jobs doesn't give a damn. Not now, not ever. What's missing is that every Apple Intel laptop customer write to Steve Jobs the same way, that the press - the WSJ, Forbes, et al. - make a big thing out of this and that Apple for now refund everyone for their craptops and then either sell the company or make structural changes so the same hardware disasters don't happen again. A good start would be getting rid of a CEO who gets involved in backdating options and doesn't give a good goddamn what customers think.

      This is the creep who gave the go-ahead on an initial iPod design that did not give a hoot that the lithium ion batteries hermetically sealed within were going to wear out. A CEO who invests everything in lifestyle revolution hype rather than quality. Friends, get the message: Steve Jobs has never been, is not, and will never be your friend. He's also not your or anyone else's religious leader. He's screwing you and enjoying it. It's payback time.

    7. Re:Did I miss something? by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      I don't know what Apple pays Steve Jobs but it is probably more than they pay the people who pack MacBooks into MacBook boxes. So, in the interests of the longevity of the Apple Corporation, it is probably best that he spend his time doing whatever it is he does rather than go pack MacBooks into MacBook boxes.

      Also I doubt that Steve Job's assistant hands out laptops to every unhappy email that gets past the spam filters, so he was likely involved at some point even if it was only to approve the handing out, Steve being in a good mood that day because the winds buffeted him less violently than usual during the helicopter ride in. He watches out the side like a door gunner.

      Anyway, this is as personal as it gets with someone like Jobs.

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    8. Re:Did I miss something? by Jtheletter · · Score: 4, Funny

      He also fixed a leaking tap, did my old filing & satisfied my sexually frustrated wife.
      Damn, that new multitouch feature is amazing!
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    9. Re:Did I miss something? by JamesP · · Score: 1

      So Steve Jobs is like the Heroes kid?? (technopath)

      I wonder what other hidden power he has...

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    10. Re:Did I miss something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SMP Jobs

    11. Re:Did I miss something? by jeffasselin · · Score: 0

      Jobs' annual salary: 1$

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    12. Re:Did I miss something? by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People should also RTFA (no, I'm not new here). This wasn't just another customer. He specifically mentioned that he worked as an IT lab manager for MIT and threatened to start bad-mouthing Apple to students and advising against university purchases. That's more likely to have caught their eye than just Steve's selfless desire to help out a customer.

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    13. Re:Did I miss something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that Jobs who wrote part of the Bible or Steve Jobs?

    14. Re:Did I miss something? by Jellybob · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I may just be lucky, but my 1 year old MacBook has survived admirably. It spends a lot of it's time loose in my rucksack, and other then an accident involving a bottle of water in the same bag, which shorted the battery, it's had no problems at all. I'd imagine that most laptops take issue with having their battery left in a pool of water for several hours, so I'm not going to hold my own stupidity against it.

      It has also survived being dropped from standing height, and having a glass of wine spilled over it.

      All that, and it'll run Windows, Mac OS, and Linux. It really has been my dream web development machine, and I wouldn't hesitate to recommend one.

      This is my first Apple machine, and since buying it I've managed to persuade work to swap my aging PC for a shiny new Mac Pro, which is quite simply a beast.

    15. Re:Did I miss something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Who modded this shit insightful? The old iPod battery myth again, a call to get rid of a CEO who brought Apple from disaster to not only profitability but market dominance in a new sector, and whining about Apple laptops being made in China (like pretty much everything else nowadays). The mod you were looking for was "Flamebait" or "Troll".

    16. Re:Did I miss something? by shawnpatrick · · Score: 1

      I did the same thing with Michael Dell...wrote him because i was furious with their whole shim sham process...he responded and gae me a free Dell Axim for my troubles....I highly recommend going straight to the top.

    17. Re:Did I miss something? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 4, Funny

      filled with Jobses.

      All dressed in identical black turtleneck sweaterses, my precious.

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    18. Re:Did I miss something? by Lordrashmi · · Score: 1

      Same thing happened to me many years ago with HP. The computer just started dieing after a month and all tech support would say is "reformat". Finally I got a much more persuasive friend then myself to call the office of the CEO. He spoke with the CEO's assistant and the next day everything was taken care of.

    19. Re:Did I miss something? by MrBugSentry · · Score: 1

      Happened to me. I had a powerbook that Apple totally failed to support, within warranty, they just completely dropped the ball because applecare doesn't count if the pc ever left the USA. Uh..what? Not how I read the contract, so I complained.

      I called, got nothing. I got escalated, got nothing. So I wrote him a letter, directly. (My usual theory is that by contacting the CEO, you get "Received Office of the CEO" stamped on your letter before customer service gets it, which never hurts.) In this case I got to a Steve assistant.

      At the time I was working in the purchasing department of a large midwestern university. I totally misrepresented my level of authority and told his assistant that not a single Apple purchase order would be signed ever again if they didn't honor their obligations. She promised to check back with me.

      An hour later, I got a call. "Hi. This is Steve. We are going to send another Powerbook out right away. OK?" Caught in the reality distortion field, I was powerless.

    20. Re:Did I miss something? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry things aren't going well in Redmond, Mr. Ballmer. :(

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    21. Re:Did I miss something? by jandrese · · Score: 1

      That's the point of the $1 salary. He basically only gets paid if the company does well enough to make returns on dividends and hand out bonuses. I'm sure he also gets a fair number of stock options, but those too require that Apple do well to make him money. IMHO, it's a lot better than the CEOs that have gigantic salaries and golden parachutes that don't seem to mind if they run the company into the ground.

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    22. Re:Did I miss something? by shmlco · · Score: 1

      "hermetically sealed"

      I don't think those words mean what you think they mean...

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    23. Re:Did I miss something? by Miseph · · Score: 2, Funny

      But what if they all have reality distortion fields!?! Too many Steves and the space-time continuum as we know it could be rent asunder by the BS! Dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

      I vote for a pre-emptive nuclear strike on Apple's main campus, just to be on the safe side.

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    24. Re:Did I miss something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words he is encouraged to manage the company in a way that maximizes stock price. At the expense of all else if necessary.

    25. Re:Did I miss something? by ttldkns · · Score: 1

      I hear ya. My macbook is still going strong. No problems. The battery still holds 95% of its charge after 150 cycles in a year and its just as good as when i bought it. Could do with a RAM upgrade soon tho, 1GB isnt enough these days (especially running parallels)

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    26. Re:Did I miss something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I work we have been deploying MacBooks since they were first released. The past year has seen an increase in the number that have issues, but compared to our PC laptops they are still significantly more reliable. Nothing tops the original clamshell iBooks though for amazing durability, those things could literally take a beating.

    27. Re:Did I miss something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He also...satisfied my sexually frustrated wife Damn, I would've thrown my cat at him claws first and smacked him with my laptop if he had done that to my wife.

      Seeing that he's a geek through and through, I'm not sure if I even want his advice on that matter.
    28. Re:Did I miss something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A la John Malkevick.

    29. Re:Did I miss something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      So Apple has outsourced Jobs to China?

    30. Re:Did I miss something? by jandrese · · Score: 1

      That can be true, and has defiantly been the downfall of companies (especially when they can the R&D departments for some short term price cutting and stock boost), but one of the great things about paying out mostly in options is that you can't exercise them for a few years, meaning that the CEO is discouraged from doing anything that hurts the medium term survivability of the company.

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    31. Re:Did I miss something? by jcgf · · Score: 1

      I don't know what Apple pays Steve Jobs

      His salary is $1 US per year.

    32. Re:Did I miss something? by defy+god · · Score: 1

      This time, I don't really think I have to RTFA because I've done the same thing.

      My then new MacBook (back in 2006) was having black-screen-of-death problems at boot up. I had a similar experience with an old iBook G3 (replaced motherboard 3 times). I called AppleCare and asked for a replacement instead of a repair. They said since it was 4 days out of the one month they'd normally do replacements (Apple store does 14 days, calling AppleCare apparently gives you 1 month), I'd have to send it in for repair.

      This had me infuriated. It was my first Mac purchase since the dreaded iBook G3 (which I eventually sold because of the 3 different motherboard replacements). I e-mailed Steve's Apple address, knowing full well I wouldn't really get through to him. I asked kindly that whomever is reading this to help me out. I told them how I went through hell with what seemed like similar problems in the iBook G3 and hadn't used a Mac as my main machine since then. Lo and behold, my first Mac in 3 years and I get the same problem.

      I then received an e-mail from one of Steve's "executive assistants" and had several phone conversations. I take it that there are many of these executive assistants, this one in particular located in the Sacramento (916 area code) area, miles away from Apple's Cupertino headquarters.

      He didn't quite resolve it to my satisfaction though. There was no budging with them about a replacement, originally. I folded and sent back my new MacBook and had them do repairs. One reason I hate sending it in was because my iBook G3 ended up all scratched after its 3 repairs. The same happened with the MacBook. I called the "executive assistant" concerning it and he said he'd see what he can do. Before he could call me back, the MacBook returned with the black screen at boot up problems, prompting me to call him back sooner than expected. He then phoned the closest Apple store to me and arranged for a replacement.

      Happily ever after? Not quite. I was happy, at first, about the replacement, but a new problem cropped up. Instead of a black screen at boot-up, I ended up with a scattered rainbow screen a week later on the new replacement. I saw work-arounds on Apple's software forum, but I honestly couldn't take it anymore. I went back to the Apple store directly and the manager was kind enough to give me a full refund. I said I'd wait until all the bugs from Apple's first iteration of MacBooks were worked out, though it's been over a year and I have yet to make a new computer purchase.

      Long story, but main point was e-mailing Steve Jobs normally gets you forwarded to an "executive assistant." I'm sure there are a lot of people with that title.

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    33. Re:Did I miss something? by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      You mean they aren't one and the same?

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    34. Re:Did I miss something? by Khyber · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The reason your macbook survived the pool of liquid is because not only does the battery contain some short-circuiting countermeasures, but the laptop does as well. And if it's off to begin with, there's no real chance that a sufficient voltage spike would occur anywhere inside the laptop. This has been a standard feature since the 72D iBook G3 series laptops. Nothing new to former Apple Laptop repair techs like myself. Not trying to steal your thunder, but since it IS your first Mac laptop, I thought I'd let you in on a tip or two.

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    35. Re:Did I miss something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      People should also RTFA (no, I'm not new here)


      So your other Slashdot ID is under ten thousand?

    36. Re:Did I miss something? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      His name is Indy Rock Pete. Nothing is any good if others like it. He's lucky, I guess, in that no one likes him himself so he must be pretty good.

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    37. Re:Did I miss something? by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Informative

      My other /. ID is actually a negative integer. I was a homeless guy living in the building that would eventually become /. headquarters. I was there two years before Taco.

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    38. Re:Did I miss something? by milkman_matt · · Score: 2, Funny

      "You see there is more than one Steve Jobs and thus his "assistants" are in fact copies of himself."

      That could explain the $1 salary... Is there just a main Jobs who's underpaying the hell out of his clones and hording the rest for himself?

    39. Re:Did I miss something? by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      You have to admit ... it's a sad state of affairs when one model can have multiple replacements of logic boards, you can have to push up to exec level to get replacement on /another/ manufacturing problem, and then THAT replacement has ANOTHER known issue, and yet people are still debating "Hey, let's get the NEXT model!"

    40. Re:Did I miss something? by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      As an IT lab manager, I'm surprised he didn't backup the data himself (maybe he only works with Apples and really doesn't know jack about computers). Afterall the final result is that he got the old laptop back and he _still_ has to figure out how to copy the old data off himself. Honestly, Apple didn't solve the problem. They merely threw a new laptop at the guy to shut him up. What AppleCare should have done was to clone the old drive onto the new machine.

    41. Re:Did I miss something? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Actually, I believe it was his John Stamos that was stuck in the tree.

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    42. Re:Did I miss something? by jcr · · Score: 1

      We have a name for you people: switcheurs.

      Smarter Apple users and shareholders have a name for people with your attitude, which I won't repeat here.

      I'm glad to see each and every new customer that buys a Mac. The more, the merrier.

      -jcr

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    43. Re:Did I miss something? by jcr · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's payback time.

      Dream on, Ballmer.

      -jcr

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    44. Re:Did I miss something? by fbjon · · Score: 1

      a manufacturing plant filled with Jobses.
      A typical day at Apple Corp...


      Steve Jobs 1: Jobs, JobsJobs.
      Steve Jobs 2: JobsJobs? Jobsjobs Jobs jobs-Jobs.
      Steve Jobs 1: Jobsjobs jobs _jobsjobs_. Jobsjobsjobs Jobsjobs.
      Steve Jobs 3: *jobs* J00bs! jObSJoBs !!11jobs!
      Steve Jobs 1+3: JOBS!

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    45. Re:Did I miss something? by v1 · · Score: 1

      FYI, all intel macs have a bios battery attached to their logic board. unplugging it, shutting it off, even removing the battery, do not totally remove power from the system. Liquid that gets in can still total the machine with no apparent power since there is always power.

      Methinks macbook owners are going to be mighty pissed in about 5 yrs when those lithium batteries start dying, they will not be cheap to replace. They are on the UNDERside of the macbook's logic board, and you can imagine what it would take for a user to remove that board.

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    46. Re:Did I miss something? by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      After fixing my laptop, Jobs made me a cup of tea & rescued my cat from a tree it had been stuck up for several weeks (using telekinesis). He also fixed a leaking tap, did my old filing & satisfied my sexually frustrated wife.
      ...then he entertained us all night long with old time tunes on the piano, and as the sun was coming up, he fixed us up a bit of breakfast, Eggs a la Wozniak, he called it. And I'll tell you something Jedidiah, as he was stirring those eggs in the frying pan, I swear I could hear him sobbing.
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    47. Re:Did I miss something? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      You were a homeless guy? But now you're a homeless..?

      Nevermind. I don't want to know.

    48. Re:Did I miss something? by potat0man · · Score: 1

      Nope, just a cover ploy to hide the fact that they have a manufacturing plant filled with Jobses.

      Jobsi

    49. Re:Did I miss something? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      So... do you think I could fill my macbook with water to smuggle some precious H2O onto a long haul flight?

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    50. Re:Did I miss something? by megacia · · Score: 1

      I have to say, I had an ibook g4 and it was wonderful. same thing, spilled water all over it, took it all over campus, trains, planes and automobiles etc. So when I sold it and bought a Macbook last summer I expected the same. By november the keyboard would lock up sometimes. By the end of the year the keyboard and trackpad would lock up and need a restart to fix. Then january arrived. No keyboard, no trackpad. Ever. I sent it to apple, came back still broken. Sent it again, same thing. One more time. Same thing. After 3 attempts, at the end of February now, They sent me a new Macbook. The trackpad has already become mostly unresponsive. This computer just sits at my desk or maybe on the couch with me (the first macbook had the same use). I can't even bring myself to call applecare. As soon as a new one is released I'll probably get rid of this one. Or maybe go back to windows. 2 months and 3 attempts before they got it right? And the new one is heading down the same path? They're close to losing a customer.

    51. Re:Did I miss something? by lord_mike · · Score: 1

      But which Steve Jobs prepares you for the Atavachron?

      Thanks,

      Mike

    52. Re:Did I miss something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Nope, just a cover ploy to hide the fact that they have a manufacturing plant filled with Jobses.

      > Jobsi

      Jobsen

    53. Re:Did I miss something? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      not totally true. One common Mac repair trick to force a POST when it will no longer post is to remove all power, including the CMOS battery, and then turn the computer on, which discharges all capacitors. At that point and time, you could toss the thing into a lake and it wouldn't fry. Once that power discharge happens, plug up all power except the CMOS battery, turn it on, you'll get a POST 90% of the time (the other 10% it's really a hardware failure)

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    54. Re:Did I miss something? by murdockme · · Score: 1

      Actually, all kidding aside Steve does spend a lot of time reading and responding to emails. His exexcutive assistant (Andrea Nordemann) has been with him for many years and when she sees something like this come up will mention it to him just to see if he saw it. He then replies or delegates someone to handle it. Example, I found a bug in OSX a while back, something that was purely aesthetic, but knowing how these things bugged him, I dropped him a line. (used to work at PIXAR and have had many emails back and forth with Steve). The next day I get an email from someone at Apple saying "Steve asked me to get in touch with you and talk about this". I thought "Oh sure, he read my email", and sure enough down below this guys email was an email from Steve complete with headers that simply said "Get in touch with Mike and get this resolved". The bug was fixed in the very next release of the OS. You'd really be surprised about what he reads and what he doesn't. So when you have a problem just send it up the line and see what happens. His email addresses are public knowledge by the way, just google "Steve Jobs email address" to find a couple of them. Mike

    55. Re:Did I miss something? by v1 · · Score: 1

      Please tell me about this "common repair trick" of unplugging the "CMOS battery". Hint: it's under the logic board. Please take a look http://vftp.net/virtual1/temp/techchat/MBLB.jpg, that's a picture of the underside of the mlb.

      Is cutting a hole in the bottom of a macbook a "common repair trick" for you?? Or do you mean removing what, 30 screws to pull the board?

      -1: confused

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    56. Re:Did I miss something? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      All Apple CMOS batteries are under the logic board. Anyone with a decent memory or organizational means for sorting the screws and memorizing the locations can easily do it in around twenty minutes. Hopefully they're not like the Geek Squad and not wear an ESD strap.

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    57. Re:Did I miss something? by v1 · · Score: 1

      All Apple CMOS batteries are under the logic board.

      Do I have to get you some more pictures?

      If you know what you're doing and have experience, you can probably change that battery in 25 minutes without being reckeless. But then Joe at the garage can rebuild my carburator in about that much time too I bet. I sure can't. You should not make it sound like the average reader here can do this. Of the limited number here that would tear their laptop into 30 pieces to fix something minor, most of them would take a good hour to do it.

      What's yor GSX Tech ID? I am curious to look at your certifications.

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    58. Re:Did I miss something? by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      But what if they all have reality distortion fields!?! Too many Steves and the space-time continuum as we know it could be rent asunder by the BS! Dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
      And there are those who believe this has already happened...
  2. That sound you hear by Rachel+Lucid · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Is one thousand frustrated geeks trying to find a Japanese translator...

  3. What if by otacon · · Score: 5, Funny

    How cool would it have been if Steve came to that guys house and rang the doorbell and said "I didn't appreciate the tone of your letter, it was very hurtful." and then just left.

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    1. Re:What if by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You just made my fan list, sir!

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  4. Flame Mail? by Piedramente · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't believe what he sent would qualify as a flame-mail. It seems to be a well-reasoned and cool-headed response to a support nightmare. Kudos to Steve Jobs for fixing it for him.

    1. Re:Flame Mail? by ack154 · · Score: 1

      Ya... I'm thinking that if it really were some "blistering flame-mail," we wouldn't be seeing this story b/c the message would have just gone in the trash with the rest of the crap I'm sure he gets.

    2. Re:Flame Mail? by prelelat · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many hate emails he gets a day, and the relation with fan mail.

  5. Shocking News Story! by grommit · · Score: 0, Troll

    Head of Company X gets involved in customer complaint Y in order to prevent image of Company X from being tarnished.

    The film we show you at 11 will be shocking, shocking I tell you!

    Give me a freaking break. So are all the Mac fanboys trying to get this customer's autograph since he's been anointed by Steve now?

    1. Re:Shocking News Story! by tgatliff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ive got an idea for you... Next time you have a major problem with windows, send a personal email to Steve Balmer and see how far it gets you... :-)

      The point is Apple, and apparently Steve Jobs as well, still understands that they are there to serve people and not people serving them. As long as Apple rememembers this, they will continue to take the high end and most profitable customers.

      Oh, and I would believe the "Apple has an insignficant market share" argument... Apple is taking the most profitable customers from the rest of the tech industry. Those are the most painful for Microsoft/Dell/HP to loose...

    2. Re:Shocking News Story! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple is taking the most profitable customers from the rest of the tech industry. You have any proof of this? Last I looked business are still using Windows, and THOSE are the most profitable customers.
    3. Re:Shocking News Story! by bronzey214 · · Score: 1

      Your personal e-mail will get you a chair sent by UPS and thrown through your bay window.

      And 30 voice mails asking for the 'developers, developers, developers'

    4. Re:Shocking News Story! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here's a thought.
      Next time you think that you have a "windows" problem, understand that you didnt buy the product from Microsoft.
      You instead bought it from an OEM supplier, who, in agreeing to become an OEM supplier, also agreed to accept the responsibility for all support questions and issues to offset the HUGE discounts and other perks they get from Microsoft.

      This is one of the main reasons APPLE, despite requests at almost every stockholder meeting, refuses to allow anyone to become an OEM supplier of their OS.

  6. Nice, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    this "solution" obviously won't scale very well, unless you really do think Steve Jobs is a deity.

    1. Re:Nice, but by otacon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Steve Jobs is a deity, He came, he was killed (removed from the company) and returned again with salvation for Apple (iPod, iMac, generally making Apple cool)

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    2. Re:Nice, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course Steve Jobs is just a man, not a god!

      Wozniak, on the other hand...

  7. Hehe... user ID 3337 :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wish I had that.

  8. Re:Personally? by froggero1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, his direct assistant... who reads and answers sjobs@apple.com. This of course, in contrast to all the replies you get from bgates@microsoft.com (or whatever the hell his email is) Sure, this seems now like a silent marketing ploy by apple, but the fact is... a desperate email sent on a hail mary to the top of the apple food chain was answered, and not for publicity (by apple at least). Go send one to bgates@microsoft.com about not being able to refuse your Vista EULA on your new dell box, wait 24 hours, then submit an article to slashdot about how they refunded your product.

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  9. New Chair? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if ballmer was really only tossin' chairs cause he's frustrated with winders crashing, and he emails bill re same, does he get a new chair?

  10. How is this "a blistering flame-mail"? by thomasdn · · Score: 1

    How is this "a blistering flame-mail"?

    1. Re:How is this "a blistering flame-mail"? by Knuckles · · Score: 1
      How is this "a blistering flame-mail"?

      Exactly, it seems the submitter did not even RTFA:

      Reader J. CC'ed us on an email to Steve Jobs in which he calmly explained that while his Apple II was still working fine, his brand new Macbook is totally defective.
      (emphasis mine)
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    2. Re:How is this "a blistering flame-mail"? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Yeah! A blistering email would have included terms like "bi-otch!" and "nappy"

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  11. Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    summarized email complaint:

    "My name is ... Maynard", "ripped music', and "TOOL"

  12. You can bet somebody got reamed... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and now has an asshole that's about 3 bore sizes larger than it was last week. Yikes.

    1. Re:You can bet somebody got reamed... by FigTree · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm reminded of Snow Crash... minus the whole arriving in a helicopter thing.

    2. Re:You can bet somebody got reamed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:You can bet somebody got reamed... by FrankNputer · · Score: 1

      ...and now has an asshole that's about 3 bore sizes larger than it was last week. Yikes. Reachable at customerservice@goatse.cx, no doubt!

  13. PR by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How cool would it have been if Steve came to that guys house and rang the doorbell and said "I didn't appreciate the tone of your letter, it was very hurtful." and then just left.

    And miss out on all that (insanely) great free PR?

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  14. Personally, eh? by djones101 · · Score: 1

    Yep, I personally responded to a few emails this morning as well. Never mind the fact that they were forwarded to the proper departments, who actually answered the people who emailed in. I personally handled the situation, you insensitive clods!

  15. I wonder if Jobs ever sees these emails by rolfwind · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sure he has a staff of secretaries that screen everything and is well versed by now how to take care of these relatively unimportant problems (unimportant to Jobs - I imagine that guy is busy with other, more pressing matters). Though it might be a good idea to have the CEO of any corporation see the failures of his organization every so often.

    1. Re:I wonder if Jobs ever sees these emails by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      If you have a real complaint that is mishandled by the support tree, writing the CEO is the easiest way to get things resolved. It's worked for me with United Airlines and several other computer vendors.

      I just wish it worked with elected officials. Senator Feinstein would actually read the letters rather than just having a flunky pick a form letter that matches the general topic, but does nothing to address my stated concerns. Barbara Boxer does a much better job of actually getting a response out that makes it sound like she at least understands the issues.

      (And of course, in all cases it is an assistant that is actually reading and responding to the letters, but I am sure that some type of summary of that type of action is provided to them periodically.)

    2. Re:I wonder if Jobs ever sees these emails by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

      I'm sure he has a staff of secretaries that screen everything and is well versed by now how to take care of these relatively unimportant problems

      He does, in fact. Dozens. This is old news to those of us who have been using macs since before OS X days.

  16. I've done this kind of thing myself before by jimicus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've looked up the details of whoever's in charge and contacted them directly before. Or, more accurately, got the name of the managing director, called head office, asked to be put through to "their office" and spoken to their PA.

    On the plus side, it's fantastically effective. A call from anyone at that level - or even their PA - will often go to the head of customer services very quickly, and get the issue resolved in far less time than trying to work your way up through a call centre staffed with people who quite frankly don't much care about any individual customer's complaint.

    On the minus side, it's not something you'd want to do terribly often - particularly not with one company - as it would rapidly lose effectiveness. And if you find yourself in a position where you've got to do this more than once, even for separate incidents, maybe they don't need your business that badly anyway.

    1. Re:I've done this kind of thing myself before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was having a problem with a company sending me a fax update for their price list every Sunday morning at 02:30, to my home phone (not a fax). It turned out my number had been issued to a business about three years before, and when they went bankrupt I was assigned it.

      I phoned and asked them to stop. They didn't. I made a fuss and eventually got their Head of Customer Services who said they had bought the list of numbers several years before but didn't update it because it was too expensive. And they couldn't take me off the list because it was all automatic...

      I told them I'd managed to find the CEO's home number (I had - go Google!) and every time I had a fax from them he'd get a call from me. At 02:31 on Sunday morning. Every week.

      Surprisingly, they managed to figure out how to fix it...

    2. Re:I've done this kind of thing myself before by houghi · · Score: 1

      The nice thing is that people whi have to deal with this kind of bullshit will just do what they are told, and nothing more. The places I have worked all it would save you was the money you spend on a very cheap call.

      You will be serviced later, because the mail needs to go through the whole command chain.
      You will get answers later, because it has to go through the whole command chain.
      You won't get any specific favours. You won't be getting anything better. You will have to deal with the same people you would have to deal anyway.

      Unless you are a personal friend of the CEO, you won't get nothing more or less.

      Yes, I have said to managers and CEO's that I will call them back when queus are down and that we will treat the person with the same standards as everybody else.

      If the CEO does not agree with those standards, I am happy to change those standards on HIS budget and after discussing the impact it will have on other things.

      But then perhaps it is because I already deliver. I only have it happen twice. One was up an down a complete food chain, because a person knew the CEO. The other time was because somebody thought he was importand and did not want to talk to support. The first was apersonal favour to the CEO. he second was an idiot who wanted to sound interesting. He still got to talk to first level and we did absolutely no favours, while it would have been easy to do so.

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  17. Got to give it to Maynard! by jigyasubalak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I had gone through the shit he has gone through
    the mail I'd have sent would sound 10X more nastier
    than what he had sent.
    And maybe that's what mattered in the end. The cool
    and collected way Mr. Maynard wrote the disgruntled-
    customer email must've done the job(no pun intended).

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    1. Re:Got to give it to Maynard! by cerberusss · · Score: 1
      Granted, it's cool and collected alright, but this guy brought out some leverage... look at this:

      If someone at Apple does not resolve this pronto, your company will lose not only my future purchases, but also my purchase recommendations to graduate students, professors, and support staff at MIT.
      Also, as a close friend I'd surely like to see that flaming mail you would send :-D
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    2. Re:Got to give it to Maynard! by jigyasubalak · · Score: 1

      In effect everyone tries to throw a line like that but it always
      accompanies a feeling that the email might get thrown out. So what
      the heck might as well swear at the company, if not anything :)
      In a nutshell my mail would summarize in this way:
      "Shrivel and die, you MFers. And take your company along with you". :D

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  18. They've been doing this for years. by syntax · · Score: 1

    I've known two people who have both done this when they got an unsatisfactory response from AppleCare. It's always the same: next day an assistant to Steve Jobs gives them a call, apologies, overnights whatever will repair the situation, and promises to fix the situation that caused you to get angry enough to email Steve Jobs to begin with. However, now that the cat is out of the bag, this might not be as much of a reliable last discourse any longer.

    1. Re:They've been doing this for years. by trogdor8667 · · Score: 1

      It's not nearly as uncommon as you might think, either. I've heard of a lot of people doing this, and they have always gotten their issue resolved.

      It's a shame Mr. Jobs' personal assistant didn't handle all technical support issues ;-)

    2. Re:They've been doing this for years. by LMacG · · Score: 1

      It's that last bit, the "promises to fix the situation that caused you to get angry ...", that doesn't seem to be working. Sounds like they have an ongoing problem in their support area that they have been unable or unwilling to fix.

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    3. Re:They've been doing this for years. by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      More likely that evening he has dinner with the head of support and all his second lines, does the Al Capone teamwork speech, clubs the head guy's head into the table to let everyone know how pissed off he was that he had to handle a support issue personally and promotes one of the second lines at random to head guy position. A couple of iterations of that and you can bet that customer service will never let it get to the point where he has to handle another support issue personally.

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    4. Re:They've been doing this for years. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Why? Because of a few anecdotes? Whenever you deal with a decent volume of anything you're going to have a few pieces that run into problems. It's that nasty old maxim "nobody's perfect." The difference is that in some cases someone cares enough to go chasing after those few.

    5. Re:They've been doing this for years. by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      Anecdotal to be sure and heresay as well, but I have a friend who has tried this and just about every other recourse she can find, and Apple won't fix the problem. So, while I understand that this has worked for many people it doesn't always work.

  19. This real issue here is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
    the continual decline of customer service here in the US.

    According to "Consumer Reports", Apple has the best customer service of ALL the PC and laptop makers and their quality also beats everyone. If you look at their charts, Apple takes the lead by a wide margin, none of this jazz of they're 8.2 while the closest competitor is 8.1. (Unfortunately, I don't have the issue in front of me to give you guys the real number numbers to show how well Apple rates.)

    Now, here's the best, and they're pulling this horseshit!?

    Stopping now because I need more coffee.

    1. Re:This real issue here is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's as fanstastic a citing of empirical evidence as I've ever seen.

    2. Re:This real issue here is... by Phyvo · · Score: 1

      I can second what he says. Whether or not you choose to believe "Consumer Reports", the rating does exist as described.

    3. Re:This real issue here is... by Yosho · · Score: 1

      For the record, you can see last year's report here: http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/electronics-com puters/laptop-desktop-computers/laptops-desktops-6 06/tech-support/index.htm?resultPageIndex=1&result Index=4&searchTerm=computer%20tech%20support%20rat ings

      You have to be a subscriber to see it, though. In a nutshell, Apple had the best score in every category. They had the best overall ratings by a considerable margin.

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    4. Re:This real issue here is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I got the numbers from the June 2006 Issue of Consumer Reports.

      Sorry, there's no free link.

  20. MIT by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Key reasons for Jobs' response...

    "I am also an IT Manager for one of the labs at MIT"
    and...

    "...your company will lose ... my purchase recommendations to graduate students, professors, and support staff at MIT"
    1. Re:MIT by Valtor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Indeed, but they had to actually read the whole email to get that. Which is news by itself IMHO.

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    2. Re:MIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No the key reason that Jobs responded can be found in the comment history of the journal entry (read at -1).

      BWJones read the entry, has connections at Apple, and escalated the issue for Maynard.

    3. Re:MIT by maynard · · Score: 1

      I asked about that. BWJones apparently had no impact on the issue at all. He may well know people at Apple, but the guy who helped me had no idea who Bryon is. Not that I'm ungrateful for his help.

    4. Re:MIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      err.. how do you know this Byron guy didn't even speak of this issue to anyone at Apple?

      He might have remarked casually and this might have made an impact, since as per your own statement '...he may know people at Apple...' And you also snuck in that 'threat' and assuming that they could verify your claim of being an 'important' guy at MIT, surely they would not miss to address the issue.

      c'mon man, think for a moment, if I had written the EXACT same email and NOT mentioned that 'threat', it would have done NOTHING and you know it!

    5. Re:MIT by maynard · · Score: 1

      Bryon doesn't work for Apple, he's a Ph.D at Utah University (I think - or is he an M.D.?). Whatever. Anyway, he's an oldtime /.er and we've chatted here on and off for years. Nice guy.

      As for using my position at MIT for leverage... was that appropriate? Probably not. Did it have an impact on Mr. Jobs' decision to help me? I don't know. Possibly. However, over at the Consumerist, several others have reported doing the same thing when they have serious problems and getting a quick resolution in response. Also here in this Slashdot discussion. My *belief* is, based on those anecdotal reports, that Mr Jobs really does care about customer good will. But I can't "prove" that.

      *shrug*

  21. Does not sound so cool to me. by SolitaryMan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One famous manager (I don't remember who exactly though) once said, that if the company's leader performs mere employee's duties then either he does not understand his role or there is something terribly wrong with the way the company operates.

    Look at this story: the guy waited for months for the support to handle the problem!

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    1. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Another way to see this:
      -Act nicely and the world will treat you like a crap.
      -Act like a crap and the world will treat you nice.

      Maybe Buda got that whole karma thing the wrong way...

    2. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by s31523 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe you don't remember his name because HE didn't understand HIS duties. The referenced quote is how old-school business works. Places like Apple, Google, and others don't conform to these old stigmas. Quite frankly, Jobs probably get a thousand of these emails a day and probably has a PA who's sole task is to sift threw them and cherry pick a couple for him to "Take action" on. It generates good will and and is good press, when the public actually heres about it, to the tune of, 'look, Steve really cares, buy Apple! F- Microsoft'.

    3. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One famous manager (I don't remember who exactly though) once said, that if the company's leader performs mere employee's duties then either he does not understand his role or there is something terribly wrong with the way the company operates.

      Dunno about that. I lead a small team of engineers who do internal toolchain support for several of our sites. Most of my job involves allocating tasks and taking care of planing, etc. But every now and again I take a job off the queue and do it myself because (1) it keeps the guy who would otherwise have done it on their toes, to have me messing with "their" stuff and (2) I get a better picture of what is really happening out in the real world.

      So I wouldn't be surprised if Steve Jobs occasionally takes charge of a fault call. Probably a healthy thing to do.

    4. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by shystershep · · Score: 1

      -Act like a crap and the world will treat you nice.
      Maybe Buda got that whole karma thing the wrong way...
      Try acting like crap. If you come back in your next life as crap, then we'll have our answer.
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    5. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jobs: Hello. Apple customer support. This is Steve, how may I help you?
      Customer: Hello Steve, my Macbook doesn't recognize the external harddisk.
      Jobs: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

    6. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by Khomar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One famous manager (I don't remember who exactly though) once said, that if the company's leader performs mere employee's duties then either he does not understand his role or there is something terribly wrong with the way the company operates.

      Personally, I find that line of thinking very elitist and in the end self-destructive. Managers who look upon their employees as "mere employees" will not be able to get the most out of those employees. I believe that true management is serving those under you to enable them to do their best.

      Regardless, there is a certain point to that statement. The key here is not what Steve Jobs did but what changes will occur in the company to see that he doesn't have to do this again. It is all well and good that he is able to provide good support, but if all of the other support employees fail, it could eventually sink the company.

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    7. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by elBart0 · · Score: 1

      -Act like a crap and the world will treat you nice. Actually,
      He didn't act like crap. If you read the email he sent, it was in-fact well written and polite, if not somewhat terse.

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    8. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Yes, the telling thing about this story is that this guy had to go to Jobs in the first place. I would be much more inclined to view this story as a reason NOT TO buy from Apple, rather than as positive PR. It sounds like Jobs needs to worry less about helping the occasional individual customer and more about his "Applecare" program in general.

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    9. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by Jaeph · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't care what famous name said what. When you look at the great leaders in history, all of them were very detail oriented and could help out with the small things in a pinch. For example, Patton (and his generals) did direct traffic, etc.

      If you are a great leader, you do what you need to do to get the job done, and once in awhile that's a matter of low-level work rather than high-level thinking.

      -Jeff

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    10. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      Managers who look upon their employees as "mere employees" will not be able to get the most out of those employees. I believe that true management is serving those under you to enable them to do their best.

      Well, the citation is not literal, it is just as I managed to recall it. "Mere employee" as opposed to "manager" just meant that there is no direct interaction between the two in "normal" mode, but one of them (manager) is definitely in higher position.

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    11. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      No the quote is more insightful than you realize. Because what it's REALLY saying if that a boss that HAS to do his employees' jobs has failed in HIS job. Jobs may well get some sporadic good PR from these stunts, but his time would be MUCH better spend getting his "Applecare" program working so that he doesn't have people writing him in the first place. If Jobs hadn't failed at managing Applecare (or, more likely, at managing the guy who manages Applecare) he wouldn't have HAD to deal with this customer personally.

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    12. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      Jobs probably get a thousand of these emails a day.

      If he does, than Apple's support system must be even worse than I thought in the first place.

      I mean, how many hours you have to spend on support line and how sick and tired of the problem you have to be in order to write a letter to CEO personally (without the slightest hope for reply, as this guy did)?

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    13. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      But every now and again I take a job off the queue and do it myself because (1) it keeps the guy who would otherwise have done it on their toes, to have me messing with "their" stuff and (2) I get a better picture of what is really happening out in the real world.

      Well, if you would have hired fully competent people, you wouldn't need to worry about them being "on their toes" and about the whole picture of the project, they would have taken care of everything.

      Ok, I know I'm being idealistic to the extreme, but IMO there is a fine line between leading engineer taking care of some of his subordinates' duties and CEO taking care of *support* requests.

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    14. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The CEO of the company I work for, did a very short stint at the helpdesk answering customer calls (yes he did go through some training first ;) ).

      I don't actually see anything wrong with that. It's not like he's doing stuff like this everyday or trying _everybody's_ jobs.

      And if the CEO can do your job after just a little training, you better make sure you are doing it better ;).

      No company is perfect. But the management is responsible for almost everything and sets the "tone" and culture.

    15. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Correct. But one of the CEOs jobs is to handle problems that his employees have failed to address adequately. The guy who e-mailed said that he was told Steve read the e-mail then gave instructions for the problem to be resolved. I expect some of those instructions were, or will be soon to the support chain to get busy figuring out how to avoid such problems in the future.

      By the way, if a "manager" refers to employees as "mere" then he sucks as a manager.

    16. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I believe the word for that is "competent."

      A leader's job is not just to give orders, but to understand the orders he's giving and what consequences they have. The best way to do that is to be capable of (and in practice) carrying those orders out yourself.

    17. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by tinus · · Score: 1
      1. Steve Jobs' assistants are not the company leader, they are mere employees
      2. Steve Jobs is not only the leader of the Apple company, he also is the public face of it. If he (or his proxies) respond to requests, the image of the company goes up. If the requests are ignored, the image goes down.
      There's more to leading a modern company than sitting on your fat ass watching the dollars roll in. People don't like the 'big cheese smoking cigars' image anymore. Besides, are you saying your famous manager would have just ignored and lost the customer? He'd be a famous failure soon, especially in this '500 companies waiting to serve the same thing for the same price' era.
    18. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by Spectre · · Score: 1

      Maybe you don't remember his name because HE didn't understand HIS duties. The referenced quote is how old-school business works. Places like Apple, Google, and others don't conform to these old stigmas. Quite frankly, Jobs probably get a thousand of these emails a day and probably has a PA who's sole task is to sift threw them and cherry pick a couple for him to "Take action" on. It generates good will and and is good press, when the public actually heres about it, to the tune of, 'look, Steve really cares, buy Apple! F- Microsoft'.


      Agreed. By taking action on the matter, it is setting an example to all the employees of how an issue like this should be handled. It is "leadership by example" and lets the employees know that such customer issues are important to the organization all the way to the top level.
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    19. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      The point he's trying to make is that if management has done its job properly - choosing the right people, training them, setting up the policies & processes etc - then this kind of heroic intervention is unnecessary as the problem would be solved before it got near that stage.

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    20. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by BeanThere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess your insight and clear superiority to Jobs in terms of business skills must be why Apple is collapsing into the ground as a company, while you're posting to Slashdot from your successful multibillion dollar company headquarters. Honestly, I've never heard such nonsense. Revel in your +5 interesting while Steve enjoys the most profitable quarter to date in a company whose support rates amongst the industry's best. Must be something "terribly wrong" there.

    21. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by SuperMog2002 · · Score: 1

      I remember hearing a few years back that Herb Kelleher (co-founder and chairman of Southwest Airlines) would serve as a flight attendant once a month. It allowed him to find any problems that may be brewing there in the front lines long before he would have noticed them up in his office. Plus, it gave him a chance to get direct feedback from his customers, and it kept him grounded in the reality of the company he was managing.

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    22. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by aero6dof · · Score: 1

      One famous manager (I don't remember who exactly though) once said, that if the company's leader performs mere employee's duties then either he does not understand his role or there is something terribly wrong with the way the company operates

      I am more impressed with FedEx. The story I heard is that it requires all of its management to spend at least one day helping on the package line helping with the xmas rush.

    23. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I believe the quote was referring to managers who are constantly doing the work themselves instead of delegating (and I know a lot of us are guilty of this because we'd rather do the work ourselves and know it's done right). For example if, every time there's a network problem, the IT manager goes and fixes it himself instead of sending someone, then he's probably hurting the company. He's overtaxing his time and availability to take care of bigger problems that techs don't have the authority and/or knowledge to. He's demonstrating a lack of trust in his subordinates, in which case, why are they working there and/or why is he in charge? It's not saying that a leader shouldn't step in to remedy a situation when other measures have failed.

  22. Now, we wait for the Slashdot follow-up story.... by StressGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    "So, I installed the WGA update and it mistakenly identified my OS as pirated....after two months of trying to resolve the issue through technical support where I was repeatedly assured that, '...we understand problem...send you SUPER DELUXE answer....next day....you betcha!', I finally contacted Steve Ballmer himself. Amazingly, he showed up at my house the very next day!.....and threw a folding chair at me.....so I bought a MacBook"

    [DISCLAIMER: every word of this is BS (duh)]

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  23. Letters to the top always produce some effect by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I had some beef with Intuit. They stopped supporting QIF format in 2005. So I stuck to 2004 Delux. Then in 2007 April they switched some service provider who interfaced with the financial institutions and I was forced to upgrade to 2007. I have railed against corporations being vendor locked into MSFT, and I found myself locked into Quicken. To add insult to injury, the upgrade was actually a downgrade because I lost the ability to import QIF files. And further insult was that I was also holding a Quicken Mastercard. This stupid turd of a card does not have any rewards program, no cash back, no miles, no reward points, not even stupid software updates. I was so miffed I wrote a letter to the Quicken CEO. All I wanted was a free copy of Quicken 2007Deluxe.

    Promptly I got a phone call from his assistant. Unlike Apple they did not fix anything. She offered a 20$ off 2007Deluxe, which is basically the standard discount everywhere from Costco to web downloads. I think they just sold the right to use Quicken name to some bank for a one time fee and Quicken does not care whether I keep the card or not. The bank is really dumb to lose me as a customer. I had charged more than 100,000$ over the years in that card. They should be willing to spend 0.5% or 500$ to keep me as a customer. They just lost me over a stupid 30$ software update I demanded.

    I also heard a story about the CEO of Virgin Atlantic (charles bronson?? or was he an actor, God I have bad memory for names) traveling with the public or playing the role of a flight attendent/steward and listen to customers. One Indian guy had ordered vegetarian meals and it was not available. Charles was playing steward on that flight. He made an unscheduled landing at a nearby airport and rented a limo to take the passenger to an expensive Indian joint and flew him first class to complete the journey.

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    1. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Richard Branson

    2. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I also heard a story about the CEO of Virgin Atlantic (charles bronson?? or was he an actor, God I have bad memory for names) traveling with the public or playing the role of a flight attendent/steward and listen to customers. One Indian guy had ordered vegetarian meals and it was not available. Charles was playing steward on that flight. He made an unscheduled landing at a nearby airport and rented a limo to take the passenger to an expensive Indian joint and flew him first class to complete the journey.

      Thats Richard Branson. He does that kind of thing because it gets in the news and it is much cheaper than paying for advertising. He is a similar kind of charismatic leader, though.

    3. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      I also heard a story about the CEO of Virgin Atlantic (charles bronson?? or was he an actor, God I have bad memory for names)
      That one is Richard Branson, you fool! Now, get ready for a roundhouse kick in five, four, three, two.......

      [[BADABOOM]]
    4. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by Stormwatch · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, goddamnit, foot-on-mouth... I mixed Charles Bronson and Chuck Norris. Fuck.

    5. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1

      FYI: Sir Richard Branson is CEO of Virgin Atlantic

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    6. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by wjsteele · · Score: 1

      That would be Sir Richard Branson: See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Branson/. I can't wait to see how he handles this same scenerio on Virgin Galatic flights!

      Bill

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    7. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by xoyoyo · · Score: 1
    8. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by sbryant · · Score: 1

      I also heard a story about the CEO of Virgin Atlantic (charles bronson?? ...)

      His name's (Sir) Richard Branson, and he really is known for being down-to-earth and game for a laugh. I wouldn't call him an actor, but he has appeared in Friends (he sold Joey the hat while they were in London). He's had cameos in a couple of other things, such as the last Bond film.

      In one Candid Camera style show, they played tricks on him by dressing up people he knows really well so that he wouldn't recognise them, and then putting him in strange situations. They had his sister and a couple of others as trespassers, camping on his land, and he was really nice and polite about it; they had Phil Collins in a wig as a taxi driver, taking him through London and jabbering on about this and that. They did something with Peter Gabriel too, but I don't recall what it was.

      Richard has a good sense of humour (note: not "humor" as he's English). He had a hot air balloon, rigged with lights that would flash on to make it look like it was turning, and wanted to play an April fools' prank with it. It didn't quite work out as he expected, but still had a noticable effect!

      -- Steve

    9. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by shystershep · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you're the one that will have to get ready for that roundhouse kick.

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    10. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      If Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked Charles Bronson in the face, would the mighty force of the kick take Charles Bronson's head off, or would he just chuckle as it bounced off his leathery hide?

      Either way, Richard Branson would be there to make money off it, somehow, I'm sure.

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    11. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

      CEO of Virgin Atlantic (charles bronson?? or was he an actor, God I have bad memory for names)

      Classic!

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    12. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *ducks*

    13. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by CxDoo · · Score: 1

      I also heard a story about the CEO of Virgin Atlantic (charles bronson?? or was he an actor, God I have bad memory for names) traveling with the public or playing the role of a flight attendent/steward and listen to customers. One Indian guy had ordered vegetarian meals and it was not available. Charles was playing steward on that flight. He made an unscheduled landing at a nearby airport and rented a limo to take the passenger to an expensive Indian joint and flew him first class to complete the journey.
      Must have delighted all the other passengers on that flight.
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    14. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Letters to the top always produce some effect

      Uh ... no, they don't. When my brand new Mini Cooper died 2 weeks after I got it, they towed it, and it was like the 3 Stooges were trying to repair it. I escalated the situation to the regional manager. When that went nowhere, I wrote a letter to the chairman of BMW of North America. Imagine my surprise when I get a phone call 4 days later from the same regional manager I had already been talking to -- "So, I have your letter here ...".

      All I did was waste a bunch of time writing a letter and a few bucks to send it certified mail. :(

    15. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by pev · · Score: 1

      At the risk of sounding churlish, thats quite an impressive feat as I can't imagine there are many indian take-aways to land near when flying over the Atlantic!

      ~Pev

    16. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Want some cheese with your whine?

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    17. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by geekoid · · Score: 1

      SO.God.damn.Funny.

      Tears rolling down eyes.

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    18. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by amohat · · Score: 1

      I would have been pissed at an "unscheduled landing" delay so some guy could get a vegie meal. He should shut up and deal...or bring a sandwich. I'm a vegetarian, that's how we do. What kind of crazy wacko airline is that?

    19. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I had charged more than 100,000$ over the years in that card.

      Right. You've spent so much money, you didn't even know that the dollar sign comes before the number. Look, kids, it's all very wonderful that you've figured out how to subvert the school's firewall but, actually, most people CAN tell that you're a dog, on the Internet.

    20. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by slybacon · · Score: 1

      he certainly emjoys a laugh -
      many years ago, I used to work in the dev team at virgin atlantic - in those days there were just 14 of us - sometimes branson would turn up and try and get someone to lend him five quid...

  24. Grand Business Plan by Tim_UWA · · Score: 1

    1. Rename "Junior Customer Service Representative" to "CEO's Executive Assistant"
    2. ???
    3. Profit

    1. Re:Grand Business Plan by Pap22 · · Score: 1

      1. Rename "Junior Customer Service Representative" to "CEO's Executive Assistant"
      2. ???
      3. Profit

      4. Load-up the headline so it grossly conflicts with TFA.
      5. Slashdot it!
      6. Get modded down :(

  25. That's great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now if only Bill Gates would pay me for those emails that I sent out for him!

    (Yes, I tried email him. Thousands of times!)
    1. Re:That's great by rastos1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The reports that XP offers to send to Microsoft, when an application crashes, do not count.

  26. Squirm factor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahh, the Squirm Factor. Just work your way up the chain, the moment you find a person who squirm's, your problem is solved since it just became their problem. And when you get high enough up, people don't like having problems, so ... stay polite, and it will work out.

  27. Steve keeps it real; mum's the word by ratsnapple+tea · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know, some of us have known for a while that Steve replies to his email, or at least a small subset of the torrents he probably receives every day (a couple of public examples). He's answered a few of the questions I've emailed him over the years, too, and I'm just a regular Slashdotter Joe.

    But the more publicity he gets for doing it, and the more people actually try to email him, the less likely he'll be to read and respond, and the less personal it's actually going to get. It's obvious from the numbers. Part of me hates myself for saying this, and I acknowledge that it's elitist as all hell, but I sort of wish these guys (the ones "in the know" about Steve's responsiveness over email) would keep it to themselves. Because if Steve stops answering his email, that's another piece gone of the old Apple spirit.

    Of course, I suppose we must all eventually succumb to inevitability—but there's no harm delaying that end, while possible. So please. Enough. Let me suggest we simply appreciate Steve for keeping it real, and not trumpet it all over the blog-o-spierre.

    1. Re:Steve keeps it real; mum's the word by ratsnapple+tea · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's the text of that email thread between Steve and some blogger, regarding opinions on Cocoa/Objective-C vs. C#/VB/.NET (warning, top-posted). And for good measure, another anecdote about Steve's personal touch (diehard cynics will note there's no proof of Steve's personal involvement with this one... but, absent reason to doubt, I'm a believer).

      So again—and yes, I've come to terms with my implied elitism here—let's not ruin a good thing by blabbering about how amazing it is that Steve replies to personal emails. Please.

    2. Re:Steve keeps it real; mum's the word by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, it would probably be ok when everyone who intends to mail Jobs thinks twice about it and ponders if it really, really really has to be escalated to his level. If everyone and his dog starts mailing him about it when some gas inflates his bowels and he can't find his intarweb in the Macthingie, then yes, the "old spirit" starts to wane. I mean, how would you react if suddenly everyone feels like sending mail to you, and only you, as their personal tech support "fix this or else" goon while you're actually the head honcho of the corp?

      This is a prime example of when it's time to address Jobs and tell him that something is not running right in the chain of support. This can even lead to better support and better performance, since there was obviously something wrong with it. Now He Himself knows about it, and it might change and turn out for the better.

      What you should fear is that people start to assume that mailing Jobs is a shortcut for faster support, even on trivial matters. Because then, yes, that Apple spirit is gone.

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    3. Re:Steve keeps it real; mum's the word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is exactly what happened with Neil Peart of Rush.

    4. Re:Steve keeps it real; mum's the word by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      I sort of wish these guys (the ones "in the know" about Steve's responsiveness over email) would keep it to themselves


      Then shut up!
    5. Re:Steve keeps it real; mum's the word by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      What good is the "old Apple spirit" if only you and a few other people ever benefit from it?

      Not much. Quit being so full of yourself.

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    6. Re:Steve keeps it real; mum's the word by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This all reminds me of the time I emailed Linus Torvalds back in '96... I was having trouble with the top program and for whatever crazy reason I figured "why not just email Linus?". Sure enough, he responded quickly with a one sentence reply, "try installing [x] version of the procps shared library" and sure enough it worked!

    7. Re:Steve keeps it real; mum's the word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      E-mail Woz instead - He will read the message and you will not doubt get a better answer.

    8. Re:Steve keeps it real; mum's the word by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1
      Part of me hates myself for saying this, and I acknowledge that it's elitist as all hell, but I sort of wish these guys (the ones "in the know" about Steve's responsiveness over email) would keep it to themselves. Because if Steve stops answering his email, that's another piece gone of the old Apple spirit.

      Part of me hates myself for telling you this, and I acknowledge that it's harsh as all hell, but I'm sure you're man enough to finally face the truth.

      All those letters you got from Santa as a kid?

      Steve Jobs wrote those.

  28. At least.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jobs did SOMETHING, Bill Gates would have just had it filtered out with his spam mail. And if he did get a letter like this, the best you'd get out of him is a letter from his assistant's assitant's dog saying "shove it up your ass". ... and then he'd proceed to sue you, and claim rights to your tone in the letter.
    "anger?! i invented that!"

  29. I got that service from IBM ten years ago by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    I'd bought an Ambra 486 which promised that when the Pentium overdrive came out, it would work. It didn't. Customer service basically told me tough titties. I wrote letters (snail mail!) to the CEO, president, chairman of the board, a couple of others, and the chairman's office called back immediately (in snail mail terms) calmed me down, got their Scotland division to call me and explain how they had screwed up, sent a floppy with a BIOS upgrade, bingo, problem solved. No free computer but it solved the problem.

    1. Re:I got that service from IBM ten years ago by proxy318 · · Score: 1

      I had a problem with a Gateway a while back - I was setting it up to donate to a poor family, so I reinstalled windows and a bunch of free apps and games. The problem was, it had some weird graphics chip which windows didn't recognize. I went to the product support page for that particular computer. It had drivers for other stuff, but not for the graphics. The spec sheet and manual didn't state what kind of chipset it was. I couldn't figure it out by looking at the motherboard, because the chipset had a heatsink glued onto it. So I used Gateway's tech support chat. I talked to 3 different people: the first one said they'd send me the info, but then acted like they couldn't see what I was typing and disconnected me. The second one said they'd email me the information, but didn't. The third guy, I talked to for an hour, and he made absurd claims like the graphics chip didn't need drivers (obviously it did), that the motherboard manufacture (which he claimed was Intel, which it wasn't) would be able to provide the drivers (which they didn't, because they didn't make the board, and even if they did, if you don't know what kind of chip it is you can't get the drivers anyway), he send me a picture of the motherboard (which was in no way useful), and generally just pissed me off by arguing with me and claiming he had already solved my problem by providing me with useless info. I eventually managed to figure out what kind of chip it was by finding an old post on an obscure messageboard, and then I was able to get the driver off a driver archive site.

      I was pissed enough that I wrote a letter describing my experience and stating that I would be recommending that 300+ people I work with, plus everyone else I know stay clear of Gateway. I sent copies of it to various Gateway Execs and emailed it to their customer support people. All I got back was a letter saying "Sorry for your experience". No "how can we make this up to you", no "please don't tell people not to buy our stuff", no "we'll try harder in the future" or "here's some free stuff", nothing.

      So I guess the point is, these type of letters don't always produce the kind of effect others have related here. I'm sure most people here on /. don't buy Gateway stuff anyway, but if you're thinking about it, don't. Their machines are crap and they support is god awful.

      HP sucks too, but that's another story.

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  30. Customer Call centers by wesley78 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Customer Service call centers just suck. I probably should have tried this tactic with HP a month or two back. I think the big problem with so many of these places is that they refuse to admit thier own mistakes, or if they do, they refuse to properly fix the situation. In my case, I had paid for overnight shipping and the product wasn't shipped until they it was actually supposed to arrive, and even then it was shipped to the wrong address. Instead of just refunding me the cost of shipping and getting the part to me the next day, he tried to explain how it would have been impossible for me to receive the part on time. It looks like the same type of thing happened here. Someone in the customer care department made a promise and never followed through with it. For the record, while I was on hold with HP for over hour, I got the opportunity to listen to how highly rated their customer service was. Do high service ratings really mean anything? One really shouldn't have to go outside the regular system in order to get the level of service expected from these big companies. Hats off to whoever it was at Apple that made things right though. It's certainly better than I got.

    1. Re:Customer Call centers by loraksus · · Score: 1

      The HP escalation team is excellent for the most parts - apparently the laptop policies suck - but I've gotten bumped up to a much nicer camera (new, retail box) because 2 replacements arrived DOA and I complained.

      And no, children, it isn't an assistant, it's (part of?) another call center that pretends they are the executive assistants - in HP's case, the calls are probably handled by someone who works in Eastern Canada (which is sort of the other side of the continent from where HP's CEO lives).
      If you want to get to HP's escalation team, call the number on their website, ask to speak with the CEO, you'll get bounced to the escalation folks.

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  31. This might be a special case by canb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well the author of the mail certainly has not sent a flame mail. On the contrary, it is very level headed and well reasoned. However, I do believe the fact that he has been an apple customer for over 30 years and that he's an IT Manager at MIT with the ability to sway the students' and staffs' buying preferences (which he makes sure gets conveyed in the mail) had an effect. I doubt if I had been in the same situation and written a similar mail, would get a similar response. Overall, I applaud the author for doing the right thing.

    1. Re:This might be a special case by maynard · · Score: 1

      And that Apple II really does work! It's the real thing, you even have to enter the monitor prom and enter the boot loader manually.

      I will say that I was never much of a Macintosh customer during the whole MacOS System days. But I did have a NeXTStation on my desk a decade and a half back. And boy was that computer great. That NeXT box was the reason I dumped Linux and bought a Mac when OS X 10.2 got good.

    2. Re:This might be a special case by KZigurs · · Score: 1

      I don't think that MIT or IT Manager has anything to do with this (except for the possibility that he really could write a reasonable description of what is wrong and what he would expect to be done) - simple truth is that any real management will react in one and only one way when receiving such an e-mail - automatic Forward to the head of CS and ether "make it happen" or "fix it" written as first line (body of original e-mail included). Making it an order.

      Granted, you have to make sure that:
      a) you have a genuine problem or issue that has to be fixed (just whining will go to dustbin)
      b) first few sentences states the issue and expected/offered resolution so that one can grasp the core of the issue w/o reading for 2 a4 pages.
      c) everything is written in a reasonable language.

  32. Not good for their support by NinjaTariq · · Score: 1

    Surely it is a bad thing that it takes an email to the chief exec to get this problem fixed...

    In future perhaps all mac users should just send their support request to Steve Jobs, because their support sucks.

  33. Lovely delegation by u-bend · · Score: 2, Funny

    BOB SLYDELL: So what you do is you take the specifications from the customers and you bring them down to the software engineers?

    TOM: That, that's right.

    BOB PORTER: Well, then I gotta ask, then why can't the customers just take the specifications directly to the software people, huh?

    TOM: Well, uh, uh, uh, because, uh, engineers are not good at dealing with customers.

    BOB SLYDELL: You physically take the specs from the customer?

    TOM: Well, no, my, my secretary does that, or, or the fax.

    BOB SLYDELL: Ah.

    BOB PORTER: Then you must physically bring them to the software people.

    TOM: Well...no. Yeah, I mean, sometimes.

    BOB SLYDELL: Well, what would you say... you do here?

    TOM: Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at dealing with people!!! Can't you understand that?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!

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  34. incorrect article title by Yonder+Way · · Score: 1

    "Steve Jobs Personally Resolves Customer Complaint" .... ummm no he didn't. Customer sent email to address that was supposedly The Steve's but some dude name Mark took care of the problem for him from that point on. No evidence of divine intervention by The Steve .

    1. Re:incorrect article title by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      You're postulating an additional entity - isn't that a violation of occam's razor?

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  35. It sure didn't hurt to ... by DaffyDuck101 · · Score: 0

    1. Be an MIT IT professional mentioning influence on purchase decisions
    and
    2. Have some help on the inside (see http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=232413&cid=188 91675 and http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=232413&cid=189 33197)

    So yes, Steve probably did fix it, and no, he probably won't for you

  36. it's who you are and who you know.. by jspectre · · Score: 1

    well i imagine this helped quite a bit:

    "I am also an IT Manager for one of the labs at MIT (J's MIT email)."

    he wasn't just some guy who walked into an apple store at the local mall..

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    1. Re:it's who you are and who you know.. by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      its like a secretary paging a big wig "sir a group of gentlemen would like to speak to you outside"
                            "just send them in"
                          "sir the gentlemen are the first brigade of the first infantry division they won't fit in the building (and they seem upset about something)"
                          "have all of my callers call me back"

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  37. Let's not overlook the phrase, "raison d'etre" by StressGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    You start using foreign phrases and shit like that and it just oozes class.

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    1. Re:Let's not overlook the phrase, "raison d'etre" by Reverend528 · · Score: 1

      Plus, it's mighty tasty

  38. Solaris 10 ????????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Remember the free Solaris 10 DVD that you didn't get back in January? But you did get all of the promotion E-Mails right? Well in May I used the return comments on one of the E-Mails selling a new server and asked WTF happened to the DVD? That E-mail shot to the top of the pile and two days later FED-X delivered the DVD.

    BYTE ME

  39. Stop the fanboyism by TorKlingberg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Could we please stop this Apple fanboyism? How is this interesting in any way?

    "Today the great chairman Mao visited a poor child in the village Mangtung. He gave the child healthy food and read a story. This how out great chairman Mao cares cares for all the people."

    1. Re:Stop the fanboyism by BendingSpoons · · Score: 1

      I think it's more like "Stop the corporate shrilling". I refuse to believe that the "anonymous reader" who submitted the article isn't part of Apple's PR department.

      Benevolent Leader performs magnanimous gesture for peon, news at 11:00.

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    2. Re:Stop the fanboyism by zugurudumba · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up for he speaks the truth.

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    3. Re:Stop the fanboyism by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Comparing Steve Jobs to Mao?

      next you, comparing file sharing with the holocaust!

      The funny thing is, the raw stupid hate is far out weighing any fan boy activity.

      This was actually a pretty cool thing to do and it was the right thing to do.

      It doesn't excuse the problem the person had. Also, this wasn't a guy of the street, this was...well you read the article, so I'm sure I don't need to go on. You did read the areticle, right?

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    4. Re:Stop the fanboyism by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      I agree! The worst thing is the way people from Slashdot come over to my house and force me to read the articles!

      Those Apple-loving bastards! I hate the way they hold my eyes open and display the page in front of me. Sometimes, when I put up a lot of resistance, they read the articles to me at high volume, forcing me to hear them.

      It's the worst thing, and... wait... this is what they do to you, isn't it? I mean, you're not able to just skip things you don't want to read are you? You're not one of those lucky, lucky bastards are you?

    5. Re:Stop the fanboyism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably because whoever approved this thought there's enough apple fanboys, and people who are tired of cheap publicity stunts like this, so there would be an acceptable amount of ad clicks generated.

    6. Re:Stop the fanboyism by TorKlingberg · · Score: 1

      I'm not comparing Steve Jobs to Mao. I am comparing their followers.

    7. Re:Stop the fanboyism by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1
      Could we please stop this Apple fanboyism? How is this interesting in any way?

      "Today the great chairman Mao visited a poor child in the village Mangtung. He gave the child healthy food and read a story. This how out great chairman Mao cares cares for all the people."

      Superb post.

      Amusing how in recent times our discourse in "the land of the free" so closely resembles that of Maoism, with its ruthless pollyannaism, its sinister collective cheeriness.

      Amusing, not to say tragic. Because it's hardly a problem confined to the fanboys and their hysterical materialism, as anyone knows who's read an American newspaper in the age of our Glorious Leader Bush.

  40. It is called largesse by monkeyboythom · · Score: 1

    You see not all problems have been fixed by Apple. I am sure there are many more complaints that have been filed against defective systems. This is just one lone incident.

    Jobs right now has issues with US government about stock options. Greenpeace is wailing on him and someone, somewhere told Steve he is losing his coolness factor with the kids. He did what politicians do, choose a photo-op and make good on an issue. In this case, he probably told one of his PAs to pick a disgruntled Apple user and answer their complaint, no questions asked. It doesn't cost the company much, if anything at all, to express this largess, all the while appearing to be in touch with the community.

    So there is nothing sinister. There is nothing hidden in the agenda except that one lucky person received what he should have gotten all along just because of Steve needed a little positive spin this week.

    1. Re:It is called largesse by russotto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It has nothing to do with stock options or Greenpeace. Writing to the Steve Jobs email address (which of course does not go directly to Jobs) has long been a way of getting a bit of positive attention from Apple when their lower level organization has screwed the pooch. I've never used it myself (worst I had to do is use a firm tone with an Apple Store idio..err, genius) but a few people on Broadbandreports.com have.

      I'm sure having the address slashdotted will mean it is less useful; they'll probably stop paying attention to it for a while. Hopefully after this story blows over and volumes recede, it will continue to be a useful resource.

  41. Skipping up the chain of command. by juuri · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I feel many people are afraid to ask for or demand better service when needed. Sometimes you simply have to escalate as far as possible to get any sort of result. Systems break down and often it only takes the incompetence or lack of caring in one person in a lengthy process.

    Around aught-zero my DSL provider was forced out of business by some rather dramatic changes in the DSL market. They had a length of time to shut down and began immediately cutting employees. At the time this was a very fast DSL connection and my bill was on the order of $200 a month. After canceling my service they continued to charge me. I called, of course it would be fixed! It wasn't for month two... then three... then four, every month them charging me only to refund money after many calls on my part and being told the problem was fixed for good.

    Month five. They did it again. So I did what any pissed off customer would do, I flew down to their office and bea... er. Found their about page and looked for personal information for company employees listed at the VP level and above. Guess others had done the same, because it was all impossible to find. Then I noticed their board list, sure enough, many of the board members had information available online. So I wrote one, more out of frustration than anything explaining what had happened for the previous five months. Twenty minutes later the CEO of the company called me and assured me the problem would be resolved and then proceeded to offer me an additional refund for my "time spent on their failure".

    The point of all this? Even the boss has a boss or someone he is "scared of" or "respects". When you come to the end of a normal process without success, it is okay to escalate to them.

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    1. Re:Skipping up the chain of command. by Scutter · · Score: 1

      Twenty minutes later the CEO of the company called me and assured me the problem would be resolved and then proceeded to offer me an additional refund for my "time spent on their failure".


      Because it's cheaper than a lawsuit for fradulently charging you for services not delivered. Make no mistake: He was not interested in making an ex-customer happy. He was trying to avoid a lawsuit.

      --

      "Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?"
  42. Unscheduled landing?!? by gardyloo · · Score: 1

    I'm sure this has been said before, but what a fantastic way to totally screw every other passenger on that flight.

    1. Re:Unscheduled landing?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have been tempted to chin him one - and the fucking dothead who was complaining. Go by elephant next time, Saboo.

  43. Re:Personally? by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

    No no no, it means that when someone told him about a nasty email that referenced a month-long support problem, he personally told his assistant to find someone in the support division to do whatever it takes to resolve the situation. I personally think that makes a very strong statement about Mr. Jobs's commitment to superior customer service.

  44. I completely agree by maynard · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I really wish I hadn't BCC:d the Consumerist now. That was a mistake. I did it because I was angry and didn't expect any kind of resolution from Apple Corporate. I really didn't believe that even if Jobs read his email he would take action to resolve the issue. And now the whole shebang is posted to slashdot. Along with his email address. What a mess.

    My situation was extreme. I do NOT recommend emailing Mr. Jobs until fully exhausting the Apple support chain. If you have a problem, ask for a supervisor. If the supervisor can't fix it, ask for "customer relations". Call your local Apple store before sending that email (I did). And finally, after a month of hell, if all else fails, well... do a google search and find his current email address.

    But please don't waste the dude's time. I would have the same opinion regardless of the CEO or company.

    1. Re:I completely agree by CRiMSON · · Score: 1, Troll

      Congrats, you just made the entire world know he does this. He'll get flooded to hell and back with people wanting jobs, people just saying shit like LOL macz r 4 fagz!!

      Good job.

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    2. Re:I completely agree by ratsnapple+tea · · Score: 1

      Thumbs up, man. And I guess all of us longtime Mac users owe you a thanks, regardless of the Consumerist bcc:, for alerting Steve to your horror story with AppleCare. Who knows? Maybe with enough bitchy emails, he'll start whipping some asses into line down at the Texas facility.

      (Side note: I've had no problems of my own with Apple's warranty service, but it does seem anecdotally that when things go wrong with AppleCare, they go really, really wrong.)

    3. Re:I completely agree by malsdavis · · Score: 1

      I bet he'll reply to every single email with a personal and heartfelt response, because Steve Jobs is actually superman!

    4. Re:I completely agree by CokeBear · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think you have to worry too much about this stuff. He read some of them, the ones that get forwarded to his private email box by the army of staffers that are reading his email. The only way you get all the way through to Steve is if you have exhausted the Apple Support chain of command, you have a legitimate complaint, you are polite and professional, and the SteveStaffer who screens your email is having a good day. (It probably helps to be an IT guy at MIT)

      So keep right on flooding Steve with emails. He'll get the ones that he should, and his staff will take care of the rest. Also, I know its unlikely, but have you all considered the possibility that its not really Steve answering those emails? In my experience, the emails that come directly from him are very short and to the point (a few words at most). He probably also has people he trusts to reply on his behalf.

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    5. Re:I completely agree by CRiMSON · · Score: 1

      Heartfelt, and with a little hersey kiss, cause that's how he does it.

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    6. Re:I completely agree by maynard · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, he never responded to me at all. I never spoke with him, or had any communication with him at all. I didn't need to. The guy who contacted me called and worked out a resolution over the phone. He was courteous and professional. He just fixed the problem. He did say, however, that Mr. Jobs received the email and asked him to contact me to resolve the complaint.

      Apple Corporate is 3000 miles away from me. I have no idea what really went down. *shrug*

    7. Re:I completely agree by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      In my experience as an Apple tech (10 years going now) calling customer service and complaining in a reasonable but forceful manner will get 99% of problems resolved promptly (supposing you have a real issue to complain about!). For the last 1%, I guess your way can work.

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    8. Re:I completely agree by 644bd346996 · · Score: 2

      Why the hell did you bash the guy in reply to his apology? Were you upset that he beat you to the punch?

    9. Re:I completely agree by antic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "In my experience, the emails that come directly from him are very short and to the point (a few words at most)."

      I think that might be true of a lot of these big name corporates with very public images. Last time I emailed Mark Cuban, I got a brief but personal response within five minutes. It was appreciated despite the brevity.

      --
      'Thats they exact same thing a banana wrench monkey.'
    10. Re:I completely agree by maynard · · Score: 1

      Wish I'd gotten you on the phone rather than the CSR's who did answer. :)

    11. Re:I completely agree by steelfood · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine that people happy with their mac would be less likely to bother steve jobs with tech support requests; they'd be too busy actually using it. Which means, of course, that the faster tech support gets their job done and the more satisfied the customer is with tech support's job, the less likely they're going to go to Steve Jobs for help.

      The smart thing to do would be to critically re-evaluate the tech support process--look over the procedures for handling such and other related cases, and make the appropriate changes to those procedures to ensure that this situation doesn't happen to anyone else in the future. That way, people wouldn't have a reason to flood Jobs' inbox with support questions.

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    12. Re:I completely agree by lewp · · Score: 1

      He'll get flooded to hell and back with ... people just saying shit like LOL macz r 4 fagz!!

      Done and done.

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    13. Re:I completely agree by nitsew · · Score: 2, Funny

      My situation was extreme. I do NOT recommend emailing Mr. Jobs until fully exhausting the Apple support chain. If you have a problem, ask for a supervisor. If the supervisor can't fix it, ask for "customer relations". Call your local Apple store before sending that email (I did). And finally, after a month of hell, if all else fails, well... do a google search and find his current email address...

      I wish I would have read this post before I emailed him about getting a new case for my ipod ... Sorry guys

    14. Re:I completely agree by ShrapnelFace · · Score: 1

      A few years ago I worked at a company that worked with Sony North America. I had a similar experience with an order of a Vaio where the call center representative told me "If you were to simply stop being such a *slur* and open your miserly wallet, then you wouldnt be in this mess. Stop buying junk and buy top of the line" then the line went dead.

      I called back and got the manager of the call center on the phone and was told that I was more than welcome to refuse delivery of the computer and absorb the cost of shipping.

      The real problem was that the online ordering process somehow went awry and several of my option requests were omitted and the rep told me to "live with it."

      In the end, I opened up the book of people I know and I emailed them all. They never called me, however, their executive assistants each called me to personally apologize, and it was an Executive Vice President that made the call and expedited my PC to me as requested.

      Why?

      Because I knew the email addresses, and I knew how to make a buzz. Executive Assistants all each lunch togeather and talk constantly. They are the Sorority of the corporate world. If more than two of them talk about it, it will be across the company in 2 hours.

      This is no different.

      What dissapoints me most here is that you've apologized for being human. It's Jobs' company and if he isnt willing to work for you then why does he deserve your money? I expect Chief Executive Officers to go to the front lines anonymously and get things done. Two special companies I worked for that I wont name here had CEO's that would log into the call center and answer calls periodically. One of them went by "Bryan" and because I was the top Inside Sales person at the time "Bryan" would sometimes IM me for call assistance or ask to conference me in to help support.

      Good for Jobs for stepping up and monitoring his customer base.

    15. Re:I completely agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But please don't waste the dude's time. I would have the same opinion regardless of the CEO or company.

      Bah. Steve Jobs called the CEO of HP when he was a teenager to ask for free circuitboards for some random project he was doing, just because he didn't feel like paying for them. He's not in a position to complain.

      Besides, who is really gullible enough to believe he does this out of goodwill rather than a shrewd business sense? Alright, so it's probably a combination, but please, for the love of God, don't pretend that getting huge amounts of press for an "aww, so he's just a regular guy, like the rest of us!"-story of this kind is something Steve will be unhappy about.

      Maynard, I'm glad you got your computer fixed, but I guess I'm just too cynical to just view it as a random act of altruism.

  45. Chuck is now coming for you by spineboy · · Score: 1

    Although by the time it would probably take you to read this, Chuck has already delived a kick from "Law" his left leg, propelling you into the afterlife - a second kick from his right leg "Order" will not be necessary. How is heaven treating you?

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  46. To be fair... by CdrGlork · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bill Gates did the same thing once. The guy was found dead, strangled with his own Ethernet cable. I TOLD Uncle Chuck to get wireless, but would he listen...? Now it's too late...

    1. Re:To be fair... by thegnu · · Score: 1

      The guy was found dead, strangled with his own Ethernet cable.


      I'm throwing away my Mods, but I just have to point out that that doesn't happen on a Mac. :-)
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  47. Stunned? by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

    I am a longtime Apple customer. In fact,
    I have an original Apple II (not II+) still in my basement (and it still
    works!). I am also an IT Manager for one of the labs at MIT.


    It would have surprised me if he wasn't a Slashdotter, not that he was.

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  48. And if ... by gr8dude · · Score: 4, Funny

    That can't be Steve Jobs! I heard Steve Jobs is 12 feet tall and shoots lightnings with his eyes, and if he were here, he would fix all your laptops with firebolts coming out of his arse!

    1. Re:And if ... by powerpants · · Score: 1

      We cannot fight the English - there's too many!

    2. Re:And if ... by Albert+Sandberg · · Score: 1

      ye, switch(tm) and you may die, keep windows, and you'll live... at least for a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

  49. I don't get it by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 1

    If he was "sold a non-functional computer" how did he get his data on it?

    1. Re:I don't get it by rob1980 · · Score: 2, Funny

      People do that to make their tech support issue seem like a bigger deal than it really is. I've heard people say they haven't been able to use their computer for weeks when the only thing that was wrong was the printer cartridge was dry.

  50. Tain't nothing by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

    The other day, while running the CTO duties of my company, I had a call. Not only did I personally help the customer through rebooting his firewall, I also personally transferred him to Sarah who not only watches my young'uns, but lines up sales and picks up equipment from the Office Depot.

    1. Re:Tain't nothing by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

      Could I be introduced to Sarah too?

  51. Re:Personally? by Scutter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I personally think that makes a very strong statement about Mr. Jobs's commitment to superior customer service.

    Hmmm...I can't seem to find the page on Apple's website that explains how to escalate your problem past the Customer Service monkeys when you can't get it resolved. How is that superior customer service? I think the problem is that we're so used to crappy service that when we get *any* service at all it's considered "superior". I, for one, am not about to applaud Apple for "going above and beyond" when the thing that necessitated it was a complete failure of the system in question.

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  52. ATTN !!! SWITCHEURS !!!! .... by unity100 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    blah blah blah mac blah, blah bloh blah blah pc, blah mac, blah bloh cool blah blah apple blah blah pc blah lame.

    (i was dying to make a switcheurs joke and biding my time.

  53. surely that tells us that by holywarrior21c · · Score: 0

    he did something for his $1 wage. good job jobs!

  54. Consumerist is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Consumerist is great in helping the victims of corporate greed. My parents had a horrible experience with United Airlines, and Consumerist helped me out a lot, though the issue is still unresolved. They covered my story and helped out a lot, but United has been unrelenting and the issue is still unresolved. I've pretty much given up because it has cost me so much time and grief.

    This is the blog I wrote
    http://tinyurl.com/y7fgsh

    and the helpful writings from The Consumerist
    http://tinyurl.com/yz8eoj
    http://tinyurl.com/yz9qty
    http://tinyurl.com/ykvbh4

  55. I thought everyone knew this... by linuxpng · · Score: 1

    Sadly, it's the only way to resolve a real problem. I've, unfortunately, had to resort to this for 1) Powerbook that was DOA and in repair for 6months (I'm naive) 2)2 DOA Powermacs (the 3rd one worked!?) 3) Recently a family member needed a logic board replacement and is unable to carry the computer to the store.(an imac g5 that had the extended replacement due to defective capacitors).

    It's not so impressive that executive relations actually fixes things.. It should be embarassing that you have to go that route to fix certain problems.

    My small number of support call pool leads me to believe that their telephone support is a whole lot less patient with people who know nothing about computers. A fact my family member brought up when speaking to executive relations. Just my experiences and your mileage may vary.

  56. Well... I heard... by Snarkhunter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Steve Jobs didn't give birth to the iPod, it sprang from his skull fully grown.
    Steve Jobs doesn't code software or fabricate hardware, he sensually caresses raw silicon until it wants to please him.
    Steve Jobs' turtleneck is actually his own sleek yet soft and downy coat of fur.
    Chuck Norris almost fought Steve Jobs this one time when Chuck's iPod died on him halfway through the kickass guitar solo in "Freebird," but Steve used his powers to not only repair Chuck's iPod, but also did a reality-restore point back to before the crash. Chuck Norris and Steve Jobs have been allies ever since.
    Steve Jobs doesn't actually sleep, he astral-projects into other people's dreams. It's how he comes up with new products.

  57. Corporate Executive Relations by sockonafish · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is nothing new. sjobs@apple.com, stevejobs@apple.com, and a few other addresses all go to Corporate Executive Relations. This is a group of premier customer service folks that have the power to get things done if the lower tiers are failing.

    Please, everyone, don't abuse it. I've had a couple of issues that the regular AppleCare folks weren't taking care of properly, and those issues were promptly resolved by the friendly people in Corporate Executive Relations. I'd hate to see them lose their effectiveness because they're being bombarded with things that ought to be going to regular AppleCare.

  58. Are you guys talking about Steve Jobs? by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did I ever tell you about the time Jobs took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Jobs takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half -- until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Jobs yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'

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    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    1. Re:Are you guys talking about Steve Jobs? by seandiggity · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did I ever tell you about the time Jobs and I were in a production of The King and I? Anyway, on opening night, Jobs chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

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    2. Re:Are you guys talking about Steve Jobs? by ttldkns · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did I ever tell you about the time Steve Jobs and I thought about inventing a new slashdot meme where we would post comments which started with "Did I ever tell you about the time steve Jobs and I..."

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    3. Re:Are you guys talking about Steve Jobs? by seandiggity · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, it's definitely not a new "meme".

      We once had a bachelor party for Jobs. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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    4. Re:Are you guys talking about Steve Jobs? by ttldkns · · Score: 1

      ah ok, I'd never heard it before :)

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    5. Re:Are you guys talking about Steve Jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just a rehash of the Bill Brasky sketch on SNL.

    6. Re:Are you guys talking about Steve Jobs? by sbsaylors · · Score: 1

      Well I heard a while back on SNL, "He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident." ;) Love those skits

    7. Re:Are you guys talking about Steve Jobs? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I once saw him fire a deer and kill a gun. And he loved guns. And he hated deer!

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    8. Re:Are you guys talking about Steve Jobs? by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

      Drank it? When I was hanging out with him, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!

      Anyway, one time I was with Jobs in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Jobs goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Steve Jobs! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Stevejobs' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

  59. Re:Personally? by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

    I agree, but remember, I was just being sarcastic in my previous post, in trying to make a point about the non-sensical use of the term "personally". Note how I used the term in the part you quoted, compared to how I used it in the previous sentence.

    So in other words, I *personally* told my assistant to find somebody to think that this makes a very strong statement about ... etc. (I don't have an assistant, but you get the point.)

  60. Re:Personally? by TheMeuge · · Score: 1

    Not for publicity?

    The author of the original email BCC'd the Consumerist. Somehow I do not think that was overlooked by whoever read the email at Apple.

  61. Re:Personally? by jcr · · Score: 1

    Yeah, his direct assistant... who reads and answers sjobs@apple.com.

    Steve reads his own mail. I've heard of him reaming VPs at Apple who didn't.

    -jcr

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    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  62. quality by WingedEarth · · Score: 1

    As far support goes, Apple has always been far, far, far superior to Dell, from my experience. Dell "support" means you talk to some person in India that doesn't listen to what you're saying, but listens for keywords in what you say so that they can look up a pre-written response to the problem (though its never the actual problem that you have, rather its the problem that would be more efficient for Dell to resolve, and it's your fault for not having the problem that matches their knowledge base). Dell doesn't care about resolving anyone's problems or selling a product that works like its supposed to and doesn't have exploding batteries. Steve Jobs (or his assistant) helping out a guy is nice, but Apple's support is already superior to the competition. The other reason Apple's support is better is because they probably waste much less time fixing stupid bugs that shouldn't have been in their software to begin with. I used Dell computers all my life until 2004, and then switched to Mac. Since the switch, I have never once had to close a window because of an "illegal operation". I hate you so much, Microsoft and Dell. You don't care about your customers, and we don't care about you.

  63. WOW.. NICE! by gillthan · · Score: 1

    I just only wish that someone at Blizzard would get this clue!

  64. are you kidding? by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 1

    If your theory is correct, I'd say it's more like "until recently part of Apple's PR department because the people who tried this dumb-ass stunt have been quietly sacked" ("quietly" is a registered trademark of the Apple Rumor Mill).

    It's clear to even the most casual observer that Apple strongly prefers to control, very tightly and very carefully, every aspect of their advertising and their corporate image in all contexts. They tend to avoid venues where that isn't possible. There's very little chance (approaching zero arbitrarily close) that anyone from Apple would post a story like this to Slashdot and encourage all the annoying comments about fanboys and the inevitable "it doesn't matter if Apple is green or if Steve will fix a customer support issue because the iPhone is too expensive so nobody will ever buy one and Apple is doomed so sell your stock now" comments (where *is* that one, by the way, anti-Apple-trolls seem to be slacking off here at Slashdot today).

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  65. The original blog is pathetic, really by cpotoso · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about this line: "I have GBs of ripped music, application installs, etc which I will lose." Hello! You are an IT person at MIT and you don't have a firewire/USB2 external drive with the backed up data? Really???

  66. Re:Personally? by IdleTime · · Score: 1

    If he BCC'ed I have a feeling it was overlooked, yes....

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  67. Didn't get the discs by FoamingToad · · Score: 1

    Also didn't get any follow-up e-mails. I wonder if those people who declined to be spamm^h^h^h^h^h marketed to gave up their chance to the discs?

    F_T

    1. Re:Didn't get the discs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      From: mediakit@brandvia.com
      To: "'byte me'"
      CC: Susan.Ryan@sun.com, detlef.matthies@brandvia.com
      Subject: RE: solaris 10 dvd
      Date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 15:46:42 -0700

      Dear BYTEME,

      Thank you for your inquiry regarding the Solaris 10 and Sun Studio 11
      DVD
      Media kit. The overwhelming response to this free software program has
      delayed our response time, but rest assured we are shipping both kits
      steadily to meet your needs. Upon reviewing our database, we were
      unable to
      find an order that matched the information you have provided. Did you
      receive a confirmation e-mail? If so, please forward the e-mail to
      this
      address, and we will send a kit to you as soon as possible. We
      apologize for
      any inconvenience this may cause and thank you for your patience.

      Regards,
      Renée

      ________________________________

      Customer Service Office 408.955.1742 Fax 408.955.0506 BrandVia
      Alliance, Inc. 2200 Zanker Road Suite B San Jose, CA 95131

  68. My own Apple support story.... by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've always been pretty pleased with my Apple purchases, until I ordered one of the early Macbook Pro notebooks. I had to wait about a month for its arrival, which wasn't any fun - but I went into it knowing that would probably happen. What REALLY sucked is, when it arrived, it was completely D.O.A.! I could plug the power adapter in and got the green light saying it was supplying power, but the computer wouldn't do a thing. I went through all the usual steps (reset PMU, etc.) and no luck.

    Apple promptly shipped me a postage-paid return mailer to send it back in, but I had to wait several *more* weeks for a second unit!

    Then, shortly after receiving the second (working, thankfully!) unit, Apple announced a voluntary battery recall. Knowing the problems people had with other batteries splitting open, etc. - I called in to get that taken care of. I had to send in my original battery, which I did, but the replacement they provided refused to charge at all! I tried to get it resolved at the local Apple store, but after getting the big runaround (make an appointment to talk to us at the genius bar, drive home, and come back hours later, etc. etc.), I was simply told they had no more batteries in stock so they couldn't help me! Ugh! Why wouldn't they simply tell me that when I first came in, instead of the bull-headed refusal to speak to me until I made that appointment and came back later!?!

    Then I called in to Apple, only to wind up arguing with some guy who tried to tell me I wasn't allowed to get free phone support because I had my laptop longer than 90 days and didn't pay for AppleCare! WTF?! I was asking about the BATTERY they JUST sent me, not the laptop itself! He finally did swap the battery for me, but only after a condescending attitude and an insistence I understand this was only being done because he was "making a 1 time exception" to their policy.

    By this time, I was really getting pissed off at the way Apple's support seemed to be rapidly going downhill! But at least I had a working notebook for a while. That is, until one day, my bluetooth suddenly quit working! It was still within warranty by a month or so, so I gritted my teeth and called Apple. They made me give them my CC number first, but did walk me through some steps (including making a new user account in OS X to see if bluetooth would come back that way, which it didn't). Then they agreed it was defective and had me ship it back to them again.

    I sent it off the next morning after receipt of their mailer, bracing for weeks of waiting AGAIN. The next morning, I had a box sitting on my doorstep when I was heading off to work. Huh? My notebook! I was REALLY pissed this time. (Obviously someone screwed up and didn't get it delivered properly, or Apple messed up and sent it back without even looking at it! ... or that's what I was thinking.) I opened the box though, and saw paperwork on top. Woah! It said they DID work on it already! New bluetooth module installed along with a few other related parts, AND they even fixed the display hinges I commented felt "a little bit loose"!

    Was this service so prompt this time because Apple realized I had so many issues, and/or because I posted about all of it to several well-read forums? I'll never know - but THAT was TOP-NOTCH service!

  69. You must be new here... by avronius · · Score: 2

    Couldn't help it - it's a slow Thursday. ;)

  70. This happened to a friend of mine. by mhore · · Score: 1
    Something was wrong with their old iBook, and Apple wasn't doing anything. She sent a pretty angry e-mail to Steve Jobs' address, and got a personal reply, apology, some free stuff, and a new iBook.

    Sounds like the making of an urban legend!

    Mike.

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  71. Re:Personally? by Scutter · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I got that. In fact, the first draft of my response specifically had your quoting intact. I don't know how it got dropped on the final post. I blame Apple support.

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  72. Dell did the same by Frostclaw · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine had a similar experience with Dell. After his $5000 Alienware laptop died on him a month after the warentee expired (the monitor went -- a known problem with that particular laptop), he had to fight tooth and nail to get any kind of support. Eventually he wrote a letter to the president of the company (using teh email from the website) and got the repair done free of charge.

  73. the other way this could have played out.. by rollthelosindice · · Score: 2, Informative

    Bring macbook to local Apple store (cambridgeside galleria perhaps) instead of dealing with phone support.

    Mac genius fixes macbook the same day.

    rejoice.

  74. Re:Personally? by flosofl · · Score: 1

    The author of the original email BCC'd the Consumerist. Somehow I do not think that was overlooked by whoever read the email at Apple.

    How could Apple have known it was sent to the Consumerists if the Consumerist was in the BCC field? You know, Blind Carbon Copy. Which means the other recipients don't see whoever is in that field?
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  75. Sometimes, going to the top works.. by the_rajah · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've had a couple of instances. Back in 1999, I bought a new HP Pavilion desktop machine. I was on dialup at the time and it had a Rockwell chipset modem on the same card as the sound. My phone line was not the best, 28.8 was obtainable on a very dry day in August, usually 26.4 was the usual connect speed, but I had no affordable alternatives. The HP modem would connect, but the call would be dropped within a minute. The two other computers in the house with different modems could stay connected for hours. I went through HP phone support with the techs there were reading from a script blaming the phone line. One of the guys even whispered "Read between the lines." I posted to their forums for my model and had my posts deleted where I criticized the modem. Finally, I wrote a very polite letter to the, then CEO, the one before Carly, describing the problem and why it was the modem, not the phone line or my setup. I mailed it from the Midwest on a Thursday. Monday I got a call from a gentleman in the CEO's office who said that if I bought whatever modem I thought would work and sent them a copy of the receipt via fax, they would immediately cut me a check for that amount. I bought the newest USR USB modem which sold for $239.95, faxed the receipt and got a check within 4 days.

    Much more recently, I had trouble with a web site hosting company that I've had a site with for several years. They changed management and I started having serious trouble with the mail server where we have about 70 email accounts. For several days I tried to work through their phone support (Philippines - Very nice, Polite, easy to understand), but couldn't get the problem fixed with the server in Atlanta. I finally got escalated to email exchanges with a sysadmin, who wasn't getting the problem resolved either. I took a shot at guessing the email address of the CEO given that I now knew the pattern of their email addresses and got a quick response directly from him stating that I would be getting a phone call ASAP from their director of customer service and the head sysadmin. The calls came as promised and the problem got fixed quickly.

    So sometimes getting to the top guy works, but I use it sparingly as it can be overdone, too.

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  76. Chuck Norris better watch out.... by moosesocks · · Score: 1

    I feel a new meme coming on....

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    1. Re:Chuck Norris better watch out.... by TommydCat · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris uses memes.

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  77. This is normal by chasisaac · · Score: 2, Informative

    I hate to say this . . . but this is normal.

    I have had two situations with Apple and problem laptops.

    An extended warranty iBook died a couple of weeks after warranty with the same screen problem that was covered.

    My sixteen year old wrote (hard copy) letter to Steve. A worker at Apple called him and problem resolved. No Steve did not call him. A second time, had a problem with an out of warranty book and it was fixed. However, once one works up the food chain, the letter goes along way.

    This letter was polite and nice and asking for help. No threats. No Apple hating. Just a simple request.

    Apple is the BEST company when it comes to customer service. Yes, we all have problems with first level responders. However, Apple is really good when it comes to CS.

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    1. Re:This is normal by TrancePhreak · · Score: 0, Troll

      So it's ok that you have to hassle a company into providing you this support and that's what makes them the BEST?

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    2. Re:This is normal by chasisaac · · Score: 1

      I did not have to hassle. This was an out of warranty repair.

      Not an in warranty.

      Sometimes there are problems with Customer Service. Sometimes it takes more then a first level person. Check out Mac Tipper.

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  78. Re:Personally? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Superior does not mean 'good', it means 'better then those guys over there.'

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  79. Re:Personally? by maynard · · Score: 2, Informative

    I can confirm this. Apple had no idea I had BCC:d the Consumerist until was published. Then the assistant called me to say he would have preferred I had not included Mr. Jobs' email address. It was a somewhat awkward conversation. Mostly because I realized that what I had done in BCC:ing the Consumerist had no effect on the resolution and will instead cause an unnecessary headache for Apple.

    Look, I'm just a customer. I had a problem with a company and got pissed. So I tried to make a stink. But before the stinkbomb went off, the company quickly resolved my problem. And then the Consumerist published the story. I suppose I shouldn't blame the Consumerist, they're just doing their job as journalists.

    *sigh*

  80. Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had to email the CEO of my mobile phone service provider before they fixed a security problem with their online app. The problem: you could see other people's itemized phone bills given just an account number. Whoopee.

    I waited some months for the grunts to do something, in the end I emailed the CEO, CC'ed a few other CxOs, and they put a half-baked fix soon after - the "fix" meant you need the account number AND the phone number. *rolls-eyes*.

    I think they've finally fixed it properly now... But then they messed up their online payment system for a while - no feedback on click, no double submit prevention, so people could actually submit multiple payments without realizing it! So I grumbled about that too.

    Maybe it's out of revenge their site (www.digi.com.my) now has tons of flash applets. Well I think it's incompetence.

    I haven't switched because their service works, has reasonable uptimes and is cheaper than the competition. I hope their guys at the telco level don't ever get as crap as the ones they have doing the web stuff.

    1. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had the COO and CEO of Alienware help me with problems, in the same manner that Jobs helped this person. It's pretty impressive, since Apple is much larger. Though in my case they responded personally, this case seems to be like a Senator would do. (if you've ever written a Senator, usually a secretary responds) Either way I think it says a lot about the management of both the companies.

  81. See, this is the reason Custonmer service is going by geekoid · · Score: 1

    away.
    " I bought the newest USR USB modem which sold for $239.95,"
    What a bastard. SO someone says they will handle it, and then you take that person to the cleaners.

    I just hate that.
    I used to have a computer company. My angle was going to be great customer service. Well it turns out, people will call for anything... ANYTHING remotely connected to the computer.

    Application x doesn't run.Ok, contact the company that owns application X. I did, they won't help, fix it.

    No I didn't install it.

    My computer won't run the game I want it to, you sold me a broken computer!!!! Well, you need more ram to run that. You should give it to me for free!!!

    WHen they made the purchase, I was told that it would not be used for games. OK I was nieve not to think the son they were buying it for as a colleg present would use it for games, OTOH how was I supposed to predict DOOM was coming out?

    I bought this computer at a garage sale and it is dirty, Your company made it, you should clean it for free. I'm sorry, but that company is no longer in business.

    Yes, that was an actual call, 4 years AFTER the business had ceased to be. All I can figure out is he pulled my name from the copy of the invoice I tape to the inside cover of the systems. I also included a small screw driver attached to the back of the box. As far as I know, I was the first company to actually put thumb screws on the systems I sold.
    Of course it was only on my last 2-3 machines before closing my 'doors' as it were. Yeah, never enter an over saturated market. There where a lot of small shops with more money then I had, and they prety much sold computers with no support. Which is why I thought I could make it.
    oh well, live and learn

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  82. Well, if the submitter by geekoid · · Score: 1

    was an introvert, this would seem blistering!

    OTOH, /. has developed the habit of re-titling submissions.

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  83. Re:Now, we wait for the Slashdot follow-up story.. by fan+of+lem · · Score: 1

    What's really funny is that you even had to put a disclaimer about it. I guess the idea isn't too far from the truth...

  84. He took care of me a couple of years back, too... by jht · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I ordered a BTO iMac G5 back in March '05, and wound up getting entirely the wrong unit (and as equipped, it was pretty much useless to me). I went through the process of getting an RMA, and they told me I'd have a replacement in a week or two (the usual build cycle then). I was OK with that, but wrote a nice e-mail to Steve asking him what the manufacturing breakdown was that let that happen, and that though I was fine with the goof, I hoped it was a rare case. I even explicitly said in the message that I wasn't expecting anything from Apple as a result - it was just to let him know it had happened, and hopefully it wouldn't be a regular problem.

    A couple of hours later, one of his assistants called me. He had all the info on exactly what had happened to that sales order, and explained the whole thing to me. The next morning, my new iMac arrived at my office around 9AM, even before the pickup was ready to go of the old one.

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  85. Where there is much money.... by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    there are many lawyers

    [Typed by professional engineer on closed course office computer....do not attempt]

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  86. He did the same for me! by BrianjG · · Score: 1

    I had issues with an imac a few years ago and got no satisfaction from the local apple center. It wasnt until I send an email to steve jobs that I got a response. Again like the OP it was next day and from a senior exec who contacted me. They looked after me very well tbh.

  87. Re:Personally? by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1
    I'm reminded of the Pink Floyd lyrics

    And my eyes still grow damp to remember
    His Majesty signed
    With his own rubber stamp.

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  88. Re:Now, we wait for the Slashdot follow-up story.. by amohat · · Score: 1

    I hate that you think you need to post a disclaimer... have faith in us and/or yourself.

  89. Offtopic (slightly amusing) note by brkello · · Score: 1

    While I don't really care that Steve Jobs saved your kittens, etc...I do find it amazing that you have such a low slashdot id and don't have excellent karma. Do you troll Slashdot like you just trolled poor Steve? ;)

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  90. "The Temp"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excuse my ignorance, but is this dialogue from 'The Temp'? ( http://www.amazon.co.uk/Temp-Serena-Mackesy/dp/009 9409879 )

    1. Re:"The Temp"? by u-bend · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's from Office Space.

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    2. Re:"The Temp"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh.
      Thank you.

  91. Now wait just a minute.... by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

    How do we know Steve's DOG isn't the one answering his email?

    Just saying....

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  92. You are one of the rare few... by Khyber · · Score: 1

    That actually bother to get their hands dirty, even when in a position to delegate tasks. I miss seeing that, and I'm one of those types, myself.

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  93. Cautiously optimistic about the Genius Bar by argent · · Score: 1

    I have to admit that the "genius" I've spoken to at the local Apple store was completely on top of things, and I didn't get any backtalk when I said I was in a hurry, and they didn't need to install the OS because I was goingto re-image it anyway... they just asked me when I picked it up to confirm that's what I wanted.

    I'm still not happy that I had to actually haul the thing down to the Apple store rather than having them advance-replace my drive, but that's Apple's design team at fault for making such an impractical laptop, there's nothing the genius could do about that.

    I really wish Apple hadn't come up with such a twee name for them, though. :)

  94. Here's how to solve ANY support problem by Chief+Typist · · Score: 1

    Find an executive on this list: http://www.apple.com/pr/bios/

    And send them a LETTER BY POST (1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino, CA 95014) explaining your problem.

    In my experience, good things will happen. These people get shit done -- and they have assistants to specifically help out with exceptional issues.

    -ch

  95. Re:LULZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    y r uz modding me down?

  96. Re:My own Apple support QVTX3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was simply told they had no more batteries in stock so they couldn't help me! Ugh! Why wouldn't they simply tell me that when I first came in, instead of the bull-headed refusal to speak to me until I made that appointment and came back later!?!

    I can't speak for the rest of your experience, but this should be obvious should it not? They can't tell you what they will have in stock when your appointment comes until you're actually there. They may very well have had them in stock when you made your reservation, but by the time your reservation comes around they would be out because other people needed them. Then you'd be pissed because you were told they had something, and now they don't. And sure, in theory they could hold it for you, but what about the people in front of you that need that battery too? How would you like to be told "sorry, we're holding your replacement part for the guy coming in after you." Even worse if you don't even need the part (maybe it isn't the battery that's dead) then not only do you still have to deal with possibly waiting for a different part, but now they've turned away someone who did need that part. Hence, they don't tell you anything and find out what they have in stock when your appointment comes.

  97. This actually happens more than gets reported on by enochweedy · · Score: 1

    I worked for Apple and about once a week I would hear about some poor rep in customer care who had gotten frustrated and was, shall we say, less than helpful. The customer in question would then go up ye olde escalation path and end up at Jobs' desk, only to have the issue roll back downhill with everyone scrambling to fix the problem. It happened to me once when I worked for Dell, also. Nothing worse than getting an e-mail from the office of Michael Dell asking hard questions, like "why did this issue get to me?" and "do you feel that your role at Dell does not constitute customer service?".

    Just goes to show, if you take the time to write a letter/e-mail, occasionally you get what you want/deserve.

  98. Well, Carly never fixed my HP laptop! by UttBuggly · · Score: 1

    Folks,

    This doesn't surprise me. Steve is a hands-on, brain-actually-functions kind of guy. I've had and used Macs since day one. At one point in my life, I had all the training and certs one could attain for Apple gear, including the original LaserWriter. Spent some time developing NeXT applications and that put me into direct contact with Steve on several occasions. This sounds like something he would do.

    As an Apple customer, I have ZERO issues with their support and service operations. In 23+ years of owning and using Apple (and NeXT) gear, I've had ONE hardware issue that required repair and no software issues other than a weird thing with iTunes on Windows with an obscure album I'd purchased. The support tech had me "fixed" in about 3 minutes on that one.

    Considering I once unboxed 20 brand new IBM PS/2 Model 80's and had 17 OOB failures ranging from dead floppy drive to dead mainboard, Apple has no major issues across the product line.

    I don't hesitate to recommend Apple computers and iPods to people because I feel they won't need much support and if they do, it'll likely be very good.

    Oh, and I do have two HP/Compaq laptops for work and both died within the first 12 months of service. Only one was able to be resurrected. HP/Compaq Support is pretty useless on occasion and this was one such instance. And Carly was sitting in the big chair when this happened and never called, wrote, sent flowers or ANYTHING.

    Seriously, humans + technology = something WILL get hosed, sooner or later. Apple does a better job of dealing with that. Whether or not Steve is holding the screwdriver.

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  99. I can only imagine what of failed PR that may turn by NRAdude · · Score: 0

    So if Branson finds a satisfied man in Economy Class, and isn't convinced he's satisified but the poor guy just wants to be left alone for the flight with his emacs terminal, it'll turn into a pissin match to find what he wants the most. Perhaps Branson would even contribute some uncomfortability just to replenish a greater satisfaction, just for that Golden(tm) public-relations advertisement. Maybe he'll Offer the poor guy in economny a tank of oxygen after farting in his face. Mayeb he'll stuff the magazine pouch under the fold-up eating table with nothing but consumer Microsoft-centric magazins, just so the poor guy would ask for something else. Who knows, maybe that man is a GNU terrorist and he'll let him sit in the captain's chair and sing his favorite verse in the Announcement speaker.

    "...thanks mr. Branson. Ah'hem-ptooey, shnk, blat-- This is your GNU captain speaking; join me in a chorus on our GNU flight, re-rought to the place I *WANT* to visit the last moments of my life--Redmond, Washington. Join us now and share the software;
    You'll be free, hackers, you'll be free.
    x2

    Hoarders may get piles of money,
    That is true, hackers, that is true.
    But they cannot help their neighbors;
    That's not good, hackers, that's not goooooooooooooooooood.
    " *boooom* right into a prominent CEO office space on 1 Microsoft Way.

    There are plenty of people in Guantanamo Bay Prison that Branson could "satisfy" of their loss to their countries because of such a long unlawful departure. Maybe he could help them found a country within the walls of the compound; they can call it the Guananamo Bay Prison Republic of the United States of Dominican Republic.

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  100. Not looking hard enough? by not-enough-info · · Score: 1

    I can't seem to find the page on Apple's website that explains how to escalate your problem past the Customer Service monkeys Here it is: The Art of Turboing.

    Please use sparingly.
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  101. What would Steve Jobs do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When Steve Jobs was in the alps,
    Fighting grizzly bears,
    He used his magical fire breath,
    And saved the maidens fair

    When Steve Jobs travelled through time
    To the year 3010,
    He fought the evil robot king
    And saved the human race again

    And when Steve Jobs built the pyramids,
    He beat up Kubla Khan

    'Cause Steve Jobs doesn't take shit from an-y-bod-y...

    And he'll transfer your data too,
    Cuz that's what Steve Jobs would do,
    That's what Steve Jobs would do!

  102. Re:Personally? by Endo13 · · Score: 1

    No, I'm pretty sure he meant reaming.

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  103. Re:Personally? by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

    I'd find that hard to believe. Steve personally reads all his email - AFTER it's been filtered by a layer of exec assistants (and that's above and beyond spam filtering, etc). Bill Gates (billg@) has, last I checked on the org chart, up to a dozen of same.

  104. Re:Personally? what about Gates and Ballmer? by hguorbray · · Score: 1

    What would amaze me would be if Gates or Ballmer or anyone at the VP level or above at Microsoft would show this personal level of support escalation enagagement.

    But NO -they foist it all off on the OEM unless you have purchased and installed Windows yourself. And if you have bought Office or some other product you have to purchase 'support incidents' before they will even talk to -otherwise you can find your own way amongst the Knowledgebase articles and crappy search.

    Activation Key issues in particular come to mind here.

    Jobs' actions shows that he at least can admit that there are times when the support process breaks down or is ineffective.....

    Microsoft's reaction is to generally blame the user -of course that's often the OSS response too unfortunately

    -I'm just sayin'

  105. Not anymore. It was nice while it lasted. by not-enough-info · · Score: 1

    Haven't you heard? You're not important enough.

    If you're an average schmoe, I recommend reserving ahead online at least 24-48 hours in advance.
    Otherwise, pay up.

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    1. Re:Not anymore. It was nice while it lasted. by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      when my macbook's powersupply melted, I reserved a spot 3 hours in advance.

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    2. Re:Not anymore. It was nice while it lasted. by not-enough-info · · Score: 1

      You're lucky. That's about the shortest time I've waited an appointment (not during work hours). When the Apple Stores started opening a few years ago I remember actually being able to walk in and get service without an appointment. Now the 'geniuses' yell at you if you even remotely suggest this even if there are no people waiting.

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    3. Re:Not anymore. It was nice while it lasted. by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      where the hell do you live?

      I guess living in a tourist town(Las Vegas) with an apple store on the strip means anyone can walk in and get service.

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    4. Re:Not anymore. It was nice while it lasted. by not-enough-info · · Score: 1

      The Apple Store I get most my anecdotal information from is Valley Fair. About 10 minutes from Apple HQ, one of the first. Valley Fair is a gigantic Westfield shopping center, so traffic is pretty heavy (not any where near the flagship stores though). For the most part this store services the most of the Silicon Valley. It certainly is more popular than the lesser bay area stores like Burlingame, OakRidge, or PaloAlto. In fact, just last year the Valley Fair store demolished their theater and broke out their storage walls in order to triple the size of their Genius Bar and service areas. And it's still ridiculously busy.

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    5. Re:Not anymore. It was nice while it lasted. by rollthelosindice · · Score: 1

      Actually, your statement and many others is an over reaction. While procare gets you priority service(and always has), non-procare customers can continue to walk right up to the bar(with an appointment made from home or in the store), have their machine diagnosed and repaired the same day.

    6. Re:Not anymore. It was nice while it lasted. by not-enough-info · · Score: 1

      Yes, and it used to be you could just walk up to the bar and get your machine looked at on the spot.
      Then, it used to be you could just walk up to the bar and wait a few minutes and get your machine looked at.
      Then, it used to be you could walk into the store, sign into the "Concierge", wait a few minutes and get your machine looked at after a reasonable wait.
      Then, it used to be you could walk into the store, sign in, wander around the Mall for an hour and get your machine looked at.
      Then it used to be that you could sign in ahead of time online in the morning and get an appointment for the same day in the afternoon.
      Now you're lucky if you can even get an appointment for the same day (Friday-Sunday) by signing in online.
      With this procare thing, you get bumped for not paying extra. Fuck that.

      Last service I needed for my MPB required a new part and ~30min of labor. After 3 attempts to schedule it in at the b&m Apple Store, I gave up and sent out for the mailer. And while the mailer is a paragon of customer service process, 6 days wait to have 30min of work done on my laptop is ludicrous. Why the fuck should I have to pay $99/year for service that used to be free? (Yes it's still in the warantee period!) I payed more than $200 for AppleCare. Does Apple Care?

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    7. Re:Not anymore. It was nice while it lasted. by rollthelosindice · · Score: 1

      again. CURRENT CONDITIONS. Log on to web site. Make an appointment within the next 48 hours. So its monday at 9 am, i can make an appointment for tomorrow afternoon. You can't tell me your store is so busy that you can't get a reservation within 48 hours. Bring in computer and have them repair it. Obviously you are dealing with a busy store, some people deal regularly with slow stores. The truth averages out in the middle. Is there more than 1 store in your area? Maybe it has a slower genius bar. Just something to ponder.

    8. Re:Not anymore. It was nice while it lasted. by not-enough-info · · Score: 1
      No, in fact I did say that you can get an appointment 24-48 hours in advance. That was my recommendation. Let's recap:
      • > 2 years ago, you could walk into an apple store and get service on the spot.
      • Today you must schedule an appointment 24-48 hours in advance.
      • Pro Care members pay money for the on the spot service.


      And, back to my original post title: On the spot service was nice while it lasted, but it's gone now unless you pay money.

      Now, I certainly don't expect you to have read my comments in other replies. But using my own original points as yours to try to discredit me is just idiotic.
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  106. Re: Every company can have bad service... by Jeremy_Bee · · Score: 1

    You are making the mistake of believing that since Apple Customer Service is rated highly in general, that they can't also completely screw customers over from time to time also.

    Not that anyone really wants to read such long drawn out (and usually personal), tales of woe but...

    here: http://jeremy-bee.livejournal.com/2516.html#cutid1

    Is a long detailed account of my own customer service nightmare with Apple (on my very first order ever!)

    The upshot of the thing is that I got screwed, and through the process identified a couple of clear problems with the customer service they provide, yet they don't even provide mechanisms to report bad service other than the telephone number. I know telephone support is fairly standard, but if you don't want to or can't hang on that phone for them to get to you, (for me it would cost a bit of money I wasn't prepared to spend), there are simply no other options.

    I am a strong supporter and advocate of Apple, but my first experience with their customer service left me cold and angry. Their communication in particular leaves a great deal to be desired. Now because they don't seem to want to even know about my experience, I am probably going to just go around bad mouthing them to everyone.

    That's just dumb on their part.

  107. Bob (Kumar) from HP (Bombay Telecall) doesn't care by BillGatesLoveChild · · Score: 1

    Despite the warm smiling photos, has *anyone* here had a positive experience with customer service in any corporation, big or small, lately? http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=st ock_photos

    What too many corporate cubicle drones forget is that if the customer isn't happy, the company loses. In theory executives are supposed to craft a 'mission statement' that reminds employees of this. Trouble is the employees are all temporaries, on contracts or outsourced (how sweet is that? Insult someone else's customers and not even have to use your or your companies real name!)

    Instead, too many executives treat their customers with contempt too (Hello Vista, Hello DRM). Listen to Bill Gates speak. Has he said anything in the last 15 years that sounded genuine or empathic or like he really cared at all about Microsoft's millions of customers. We're in the situation where companies can treat their customers like crap, but we still keep buying from them, reasoning they're all the same and it's too hard to change. (me too :-(

    Kudos to Apple and Jobs. It's smart business and it's not asking much, but they've realized what the likes of Microsoft, HP and eBay couldn't. Doesn't take much to stand out in the crowd these days. Good for them!

  108. Re:Personally? by jcr · · Score: 1

    Steve personally reads all his email -

    Yes he does. Ask him yourself.

    AFTER it's been filtered by a layer of exec assistants

    Nope, it only goes through the very same spam filter that's available to all OS X users. I've gotten responses from him from Pixar, NeXT and Apple addresses, to messages that no assistant would have considered important enough to forward.

    -jcr

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  109. Re:Personally? by CriminalNerd · · Score: 1

    Of course, the assistant could have just answered it themselves instead of forwarding it to Jobs.

  110. I doubt it. by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    I bought a 12" Powerbook and got a rebate (since I also purchased an iPod with it).

    I mailed away the papers, and waited. 5 months later I still had no rebate, so I emailed the only email I could find (since the website for contacting someone about the issue didn't seem to have an email address) -- Steve Jobs.

    I was contacted by a support person at Apple Canada who personally worked with me to find out what went wrong (the rebate centre ignored my written address and used an old one that was on the receipt sent in as proof of purchase), and solved my issue. I didn't threaten anyone, I merely explained myself, and I got the best customer service ever.

    A similar event happened a few years back when I managed to find a security issue with the Airport base stations. I was actually phoned by an Apple tech who was working to reproduce the issue. The only other company that has taken the time to respond to bug reports with such capability is Danger (the Hiptop/Sidekick people). Again, I wasn't threatening to never purchase that product for a department.

    I have plenty of other experiences with Apple, but they've already proven to me they care about customer service in ways that few companies do.

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  111. This is not really unusual... by lord_mike · · Score: 1

    ...I have found that if you really want to get something done about a problem, you go straight to the top. It sometimes takes some time and effort to get to the CEO of a 50,000 employee company, but it's almost always worth it if all else fails. Yeah an executive assistant will intercept the complaint, but it will be forwarded to someone who can (and will) do something about it. It seems bizarre that an big shot executive would go out of the way for a single, measly customer with a tiny account, but I can't tell you the number of times that complaining to the big man at the top has netted some surprisingly positive results.

    Thanks,

    Mike

  112. Squeaky wheel gets the grease by jctull · · Score: 1

    I bought a pair of expensive polarized glass lens sunglasses from a Maui Jim reseller some years ago. One of the screws was constantly coming loose and falling out. I considered this a defect, so I sent them in and they were replaced. The replacement pair had lenses that were not properly fit in the frame, thus allowing light to come through the edges of the lens where there were no coatings. This irked my pretty bad, so I began the customer service nightmare that we are all familiar with. After mailing those in and having them returned with a proclamation that they were normal, I wrote a letter to the CEO sending a copy to the crappy support manager. To Maui Jim's credit (or the CEO), he sent me a new pair, a t-shirt, and a hat. I still use the glasses daily.

    More recently, I purchased a car from Hertz that had ~20,000 miles. It was a good deal compared to blue book, and the car came with a 3-day (or so, can't recall the specifics now) no-questions-asked refund. The problem was that the car I wanted was only available a long ways from where I live. So I made a road trip out of the purchase, and the guarantee refund was to expire between picking it up and driving to my home. Unfortunately, within 1 hour of leaving Tampa where the car was, and this was after the dealership had closed for the day, an air dam that was improperly secured after an oil change or some other service, came loose and got ripped off under the front wheel. The car was drivable, but I was obviously upset and a bit shaken (it was loud and seemed like a dramatic blowout). I called the salesman at the next phone (my Verizon was refusing to let me connect, but that's another story), and he agreed that they would cover the repair once I got the car to my destination. The car needed $1500 of repairs (new bumper skin, paint, air dam, etc.), and the Hertz service center was welching on the promise to cover the repair. The service manager in Oklahoma was essentially calling me a liar and saying there was no way that this could have been the result of their negligence. This escalated until I contacted, you guessed it, the CEO of Hertz North America. He personally called me and handled the situation. He agreed completely that they were responsible for the repairs, and he made good on it. So... Sometimes it does pay to be the squeaky wheel.

  113. Does anyone know toshiba Canadas Ceo Email? by Phasefire · · Score: 1

    Hey I bought a tecra for about $2500 back in Sept in Canada.
    I moved to London Uk
    It broke in january and fried the firewire port on my camera.
    I took it into a certified Toshiba repair site in London on Feb 9th
    last monday i called toshiba and complained and they said someone would call me in 24-48 hours
    On thur I called back asking why nobody had returned my call. I also asked to speak to a supervisor.
    The call support guy REFUSED.
    He said I neede to call Toshiba UK (even though the repair place said they had to order the parts of Canada)
    I repeatedly asked to speak to a manager to no avail.
    I then called Toshiba Uk and they of course said they couldn't help me
    I called TOshiba canada again (take in mind all these calls are long distance for me)
    I managed to speak to a supervisor and she didn't help. She said I was out of luck and had to wait.
    She said my warranty doesn't cover replacement just repair and part is back ordered.
    I asked to speak to the next level and she informed me there was no next level.
    She said she was the only manager on right now
      (even though she claimed to know nothing about the dufus who told me to call the UK 30 min before)
    Finaly I called the head office. They said they would look in it.

    Can anyone help me? anyone know the Ceos email? any advice?
    Is TOshiba always this crap with customer service? It's been two months and I'm gonna have to buy a computer so I can use the internet connection I pay £20 a month for.

  114. Re: dollar sign and number by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    Well I flout many conventions that dont make sense. I dont write speed as mph 65 or report the memory usage as MB 220, nor do I write temperature degrees F 85. Why should I make an exception for $? It is, after all, a unit like anything else. Same way many style manuals prescribe placing the sentence ending period before the closing parenthesis (like this.) They claim it looks better. To me it looks silly and wrong. As a code hacker I prefer to write (like this). And I have also done nested parenthesis too.

    When I write to a machine, I follow the syntax rules precisely. When I write to humans, I expect fault tolerant parsing.

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  115. Re:Personally? by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

    "May I speak to your supervisor?"

    Thats how it works... pretty much anywhere if you need it escalated up the chain.

  116. re: Apple and batteries in stock by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I think you're missing my point. When I came back for my genius bar appointment, I was informed that they had NO batteries in stock at all, and hadn't had any in stock for some time. They weren't even sure when they were going to receive more of them from Apple!

    That's clearly information they could have passed along BEFORE I had to make the appointment and waste my time and gasoline making another trip.

    I wouldn't expect them to hold a battery for me, if someone with an appointment ahead of me needed it. But even some basic info like "We've only got 3 in stock at this moment, but we can't guarantee anything." would help me make a more useful decision.

  117. The Steve Jobs Reality Distortion Field... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    ...is now so strong and so widespread, that Apple hasn't actually manufactured any hardware for almost 3 years.

    You just think you have a Mac Pro or a Mac Book or an iPod.

    Indeed, you even think you're watching the "Hello, I'm a Mac" commercials. Nope. It's just the Hypnotoad, reenforcing the Jobsian Collective Illusion.

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  118. Re:Bob (Kumar) from HP (Bombay Telecall) doesn't c by neminem · · Score: 1

    Has anyone had a positive experience with customer service in any corporation? Yes, yes I have. I've bought several Fujitsu laptops, and not all of them have been perfect. One model, a couple months in, the screen broke. I called them, they said ship it and they'll fix it. So I did. Broke again a few weeks later. I complained. They said, alright, ship it back, they'll fix it again, and if it continues to break, they'll send me a whole new laptop. So I did, they did, and it did. Got a new laptop, the same model. That one lasted about 6 months before breaking - in the exact same way as the last one. Guess what they did? That's right - they sent me a new laptop again, a different model this time. This was most of a year later, too, so it means something when I say that they sent me a laptop worth the price I paid for the one that kept breaking, at the time.

    A few years later, with a newer, better laptop, the hard drive broke. That time, it was totally not the result of a defect, just the result of heavy use of the drive over a long period of time. Nonetheless, it was still under extended warrantee, barely, so I called in. I told the guy my hard drive was busted, expecting that we'd probably have to go over the whole are-you-sure-it-wasn't-x-or-y process, but nope - he just accepted that I knew what I was talking about. In fact, he didn't even make me ship it across the country: he said I could drop it by a local distributor, and gave me a couple names to look up.

    I was really rather sad, after all the great service Fujitsu had given me, that a year ago when I was once again in the market for a new laptop, I looked to Fujitsu first and discovered that they didn't actually have what I was looking for. So I had to buy an HP, and while I've been universally satisfied with the system's performance, and its price, their customer service does leave a bit to be desired.

  119. Re:Bob (Kumar) from HP (Bombay Telecall) no care by BillGatesLoveChild · · Score: 1

    Thanks for that info: I've had bad experiences with IBM, Toshiba, HP Compaq and Acer. I'm running out of laptops, and am considering trying Fujitsu. At least when it broke on you they did try. Unlike most else, they are still made in Japan. Japanese are big on quality. Even their 'Discount Shops' ('Hundred Yen Stores' they call them) reek of quality. Unfortunately, Fujitsu is the only manufacturer still making laptops in Japan. Everyone else has moved to China, including Toshiba:

    Toshiba: The LCD had some bad rows. When I tried to get it fixed under their International Warranty (in Japan where Toshiba are located), rather than a local service center, they insisted I ship it at my expense to Tokyo (a long way away from where I was staying) *and* stay in the country for two weeks while they service it. When I returned home would they ship it back? No. When I did get back, the warranty was expiring. I used the laptop for a couple of years with the bad LCD rows before its connection to the powerboard failed. Despite my better judgement, fell in love with an bought a Qosmio/Cosmio Toshiba laptop in Japan. Reasonable unit, but there's some brown stuff that leaks near the bottom of the LCD (not the battery) and something loose that rattles around inside. Not the stuff of confidence.

    HP Compaq: Their customer service is run in India by rude telephone operators who try and con customers out of their consumer rights. At home I'm sure they're nice people, but at work they think customers are on par with rats and cockroaches. If it does break, HP will pay for some guy working out of his apartment to fix it. It's in this guys financial interest for your laptop to fail again. Know your consumer rights, because it's Bob/Kumar's job to make sure you don't get them. These guys are absolute assholes.

    Acer: Complete disaster. Wouldn't use their products no matter what.

    IBM: Also bad. Failed 2 months out of warranty. The IBM authorized repair center charged me $40 to say 'Sorry, don't know what the problem is. I can replace the motherboard for $X (more than the price of the PC). They also had hard drives (DeskStars aka DeathStars) that had many failures. IBM denied the problem to the ire of users. I got mine replaced, but would never touch IBM again. Well, now I can't: IBM pulled out of the PC business. I wonder why. The IBM brand is worth crap.

    So I'm fast running out of PC vendors! I think I'll try Fujitsu next. There's really little else. Maybe ASUS?

    When you buy a PC, the warranty is very important but we don't know how good or bad they are until it breaks.

  120. Not the first time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had the same experience with Apple-- http://www.deviantpenguin.com/?p=8. Steve Jobs does listen, I don't think very many people e-mail him to try and get their problem resolved though. And I bet some people just send a profanity-laiden email to vent their anger.