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  1. Re:Why boot linux here? on Triple Boot on MacBooks Working · · Score: -1

    I'm confused. I've never heard of being trisexual before.

  2. Re:It'll never happen... on Star Trek's Synthehol Now Possible? · · Score: -1
    Think about Opiods.
    I just love theose white headphones!
  3. Re:mmmmm.... on On Apple vs Apple · · Score: -1, Troll

    Sperm isn't caramel covered. Hmm, on second thoughts, a mac user's quite often is.

  4. Re:No Thanks on Apple to Face iPod Clone Attack · · Score: -1, Troll
    I'd rather not have an iPod that could render me infertile.
    If you use any Apple hardware you're effectively infertile anyway: babies don't come out of men's botties.
  5. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. on Why Everyone Loves Apple · · Score: 0
    That argument is poof.
    Never heard "poof" used as an adjective, darling. Of course, as a dedicated macboy I'm totally familiar with it as noun. Kisses.
  6. Re:Why wouldn't they want a piece of the action? on Is Apple Trying to Take Over iPod Accessories? · · Score: 0

    Now that you've impressed us with economics 101, I suggest you look up "recursive demand curve" and/or "Whoooooosh!!!".

  7. Re:brand strength on Is Apple Trying to Take Over iPod Accessories? · · Score: 0

    Not even this, sweetie?

  8. Re:But wait! on Amazon Plans Music Service To Rival iPod · · Score: 0

    I know you consider them as children, and really sweetie I'm sure that to you they are, but poodles with big pink ribbons don't really count. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Hug? Mmmmmm?

  9. Re:It's Obvious on U.S. IT Hiring Increases Despite Outsourcing · · Score: 0
    I know a well-to-do individual that has money to burn and buys just about any DVD out, widescreen or fullscreen. Doesn't matter, just the one he grabs first. He hits play and doesn't really know of 'special editions' or deleted scenes.
    He also just spent $5,000 on a plasma display and has no HD content for it.
    My gaydar is on, and I'm getting an overwhelming signal.
  10. Re:SCAMs on What Do You Want in a Job Website? · · Score: 0

    Do you mention any mac skills on your resume, sweetie?

  11. Re:Obvious feature missing... on Wireless Bluetooth 2.1 Speakers · · Score: 0

    I find reacharounds are often a pain in the arse too, sweetie.

  12. Re:The Coolness Factor... on Amazon Plans Music Service To Rival iPod · · Score: 0
    If you have an iPod, you are part of the "in crowd", doorways open, and girls want to make sweet sweet love to you!
    Only for the challenge, they want to be the special one who "converts" you.
  13. Re:But wait! on Amazon Plans Music Service To Rival iPod · · Score: 0
    Then again, I guess that people who own iPods have above-average income.
    Above average disposable income and, purely a coincidence, no children.
  14. Re:Addicted to Slashdot on Valentine's Day on Computer Addiction or Just Modern Life? · · Score: 0

    The wrong hole is the right hole for some of us, duckie.

  15. Re:Is Steve Jobs really the best CEO? on Steve Jobs: Redefining The CEO · · Score: 0
    By what Metric is eBay larger than Apple?
    Heterosexuality.
  16. Re:Because guys need 'em! on Soap Opera for Luring Women to Tech is a Flop · · Score: 0
    We need women, don't we? If you're working in the tech industry, wouldn't it be nice to be able to date somebody who shared similar interests?
    [flounce in]
    Some of us are Mac users, you insensitive clod! Oooh, straght people, who needs 'em?!!!!!
    [flounce out]
  17. Re:OMFUG N()()B on Wireless USB hubs · · Score: 0

    OMG, U R TeH to2al FUXTARD, U WR0TE POZUEXERS U SHUD AV R0T3 pH4990TZ!!!!!

  18. too smug about security on Mac users 'too smug' Over Security? · · Score: 0

    Security?!? Mac users are too smug about everything.

  19. Re:Ripping Off Apple Ripping Off Konfabulator on Yahoo Launches Dashboard · · Score: -1, Troll
    "as much of a MacHead as I am"

    Check your browser. When you type "Arse", it appears to be replacing it with "Head".

  20. Re:Speaking of Safari (Gap.com) on Microsoft Ends IE for Mac · · Score: 0
    If your target audience is high net worth, under 40, urban drinkers of mostly new-world and non-traditional-appelation French wine, then Macs are rather more than 4%!
    If you target those with two incomes, no children and no prospect of ever having them it's close to 100%.
  21. Re:You're kidding, right? on Apple Holding Back the Music Business? · · Score: 0
    We love Apple, the iPod, and iTunes.
    You missed out cocks. And Judy garland. But mainly cocks.
  22. Re:Silly on Apple Holding Back the Music Business? · · Score: 0
    I think iPod may eventually absorb the cell phone and handheld organizer and we'll see excellent high capacity, wifi/cell-enabled personal bliss bars in everyone's shirt pocket in a few years.
    s /bliss bars/butt plugs/
    s/shirt pocket/asshole/
  23. Re:Let me guess: on Ports for Porn - Using Firewalls to Block Porn · · Score: 0
    I highly doubt that many people scream "PLEASE POP MY CHERRY AND CUM ON MY FACE" the first time they have sex ;)
    As a Mac user, I'd have to turn round (and over) in a hurry for that to be feasible, sweetie.
  24. Re:For now, it still matters! on The Role of the Operating System In the Future · · Score: -1
    "Even on the web, there are still certain sites out there that I can't visit because I choose to use a Mac"

    Ones with pussies on them? I for one am terrified of any body part that I don't posess one of myself. I feel for you, sweetie.

  25. Re:Pointless on Eight Year Old Physics Student Admitted to College · · Score: 0

    Oooooh. Get her!