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  1. Re:Late night Fights on AOL Jumps Into the Ring with Microsoft, Yahoo!, Google · · Score: 1

    In the mean time, AltaVista is standing quietly in the corner nursing its drink, trying to muster up the courage to ask ChaCha for a dance. Awwwww :(

  2. Re:Winning the war... on Mediasentry Violates Cease & Desist Order · · Score: 1

    How much longer will it take before the industry "gets it?"

    Something tells me, short of a full blown overhaul - rebuild the entire organization from scratch and start anew - these tactics won't change. I see them getting much worse before they get any better. This is a group who, when confronted with new and popular technologies that could have netted them even greater fortunes (had they played their cards right), turned on their collective heel and ran off. Each and every time, this group spat on the ground and became much more insular.

    This apple is rotten to the core.

  3. Re:caps? on Comcast Offers 50 Mbps Residential Speeds · · Score: 3, Funny

    Knowing Comcasts' customer service, they'll send a leather studded butler and no modem instead. Just sayin'.

  4. Re:Talk Like A Physicist Day on Happy Pi Day · · Score: 1

    And following up TLAP Day is the oft overlooked Talk Like A Physicist to Girls Day, observed by spending the day blushing while staring at your toes, occasionally clearing your throat, and sputtering out the occasional "awe shucks".

  5. Re:Do we really... on AI Researchers Say 'Rascals' Might Pass Turing Test · · Score: 3, Funny

    For a brief minute, I thought the headline was referring to a certain assisted mobility vehicle...

  6. Re:Mass warning-spam in 3, 2, 1... on 70% of P2P Users Would Stop if Warned by ISP · · Score: 1

    Now how much do you think the *AA would pay ISPs to do that?

    Zero, zip, zilch. They expect the ISP's to have done that from the get-go. It's in keeping with this sense of entitlement of theirs.

  7. Re:Should read on IBM Measures Force Required To Move Atoms · · Score: 1

    FTFA: To put this in perspective, the force required to lift a copper penny that weighs just three grams is nearly 30 billion piconewtons...

    Heh, next time I go to the gym, I'm not measuring anything in lbs/kgs, I'm measuring everything in piconewtons. Who's the lazy bastard now, ladies? I just lifted a freakin' penny.

  8. Re:The Judge Doesn't Know What He Is Talking About on RIAA Expert Witness Called "Borderline Incompetent" · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fully incompetent implies the Doc isn't able to tie his shoes in the morn... Wait, is that velcro?

  9. Re:Personally, I wonder.... on Optimus Keyboard Starts Shipping · · Score: 3, Funny

    It would be much easier to bludgeon someone to death with the good old 101, but that's probably not the functionality you're referring to.

  10. Re:No thanks on Optimus Keyboard Starts Shipping · · Score: 1

    For the same reason someone would purchase a BMW M5 vs. a beat-up old Taurus. Sure, they both get you from point A to point B, but the Big-Wang factor runs much higher with the former.

  11. Re:dont feed the troll on Microsoft Battles Vista Perception With Prizes · · Score: 1

    they'll go away and make a good product if they want some attention.

    Or attempt a Yahoo buy-out.

  12. Re:Your mom is a small business! on Microsoft Responds to 'Save XP' Petition · · Score: 2, Funny

    Funny, that's the sound my budget made when running the numbers on the cost of upgrading my client PCs to Vista...

  13. What I'd REALLY like to see on Physicist Calculates Trajectory of Tiger At SF Zoo · · Score: 1

    Quantum Physicist Calculates Trajectory of Tiger At SF Zoo

    Really, just stick the damn tiger in a box.

  14. Re:On behalf of all geek catholics.. on Pope Denounces Some Biotech as Affront to 'Human Dignity' · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Though I thought nowadays it was acceptable to simply ignore the pope when he makes an ass out of himself.

    I kinda figured he was just lashing out for attention.

  15. Re:Never Gonna Happen on RIAA Wants $1.5 Million Per CD Copied · · Score: 1

    made $1.5 million in sales - total.

    But not in album sales - $1.5 million for new toilets in which the listening public has to vomit. One john just isn't enough these days.

  16. Re:Why bother going to war in the first place anym on Examining the Ethical Implications of Robots in War · · Score: 1

    Enter the horrendous movie Robot Jox. But hell, if settling international and territorial disputes means I get to pilot one of those bad boys, sign me up!

  17. Re:The future just slapped me on the back of my he on Bluetooth Prosthetics Help US Marine To Walk Again · · Score: 1

    The future is coming, through the back door...

    Only if this catches on with Real Doll.

  18. Re:Dialoge? on Pope Cancels Speech After Scientists Protest · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The funny thing about rationality is that it's entirely subjective (however irrational that rationality may be, and vice versa, ipso-facto, falcon punch, etc... now I'm just confusing myself).

  19. Re:I hope... on Coming Soon — Cyborg Farmers · · Score: 4, Funny

    um... I mean... I, para uno, dan la bienvenida a nuestros overlords inmigrantes ilegales cibernéticos. (thanks babelfish)

    The last time I heard someone used Babelfish, it was in reference to some manner of diplomatic incident.

    Seeing as how Japanese cyborgs are involved, I feel you just opened up a whole can of worms. Good going, man. Good going.

  20. Re:more about "The Internet and Jade Raymond"? on 2007's Ten Biggest Gaming Letdowns · · Score: 1

    I can't access TFA (damn work filters), but if it's what I think it is, here's the scoop:

    Ubisoft and Jade had a fit after UK artist 'scribblekid' had penned a "racy" (major understatement) parody about how Jade was being made spokesperson for the game - essentially being thrust into the spotlight because she's a major babe. Said parody features her going down a few geeky gamers enjoying her "game".

  21. Re:Sweet! on Possible Active Glacier Found On Mars · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why is that? It's not like he'd ever find you. Worst case scenario is that every six years he'd pop his head up to remind you that he's still around.

  22. Re:Huh? on Light-based Quantum Circuit Does Basic Maths · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Ask it to divide by zero or the cat gets it!"

    The cat was both shot, and not. It was half a tragedy. We all cried furiously, and didn't.

  23. Re:Hmph on UPS Using Software To Eliminate Left Turns · · Score: 1

    Or rather, the "Derek Zoolander Center For UPS Drivers Who Can't Turn Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too"

  24. Re:Comparison on The 305 RAMAC — First Commercial Hard Drive · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll be right there, ready to prove wrong the fool who believes the pen drive is mightier than the sword.

  25. Re:had to go back to xp because of IPX/SPX on Lenovo Announces ThinkPads Preloaded With XP · · Score: 3, Funny

    He really needed that shave and a haircut.