Nah, it's already been done. Ever read any "whitepapers" on web 2.0? Those things have roughly the density of a neutron star. Like this:
Welcome to O'Reilly's Unlocking the Secrets of Web 2.0! Here we discuss how to architect frameworks using SOA deliverable models, whilst injecting creativity into your market position in the global e-blogosphere! First, you need to supply knowledge venture SMEs with the global awareness protocols which will allow them to leverage a more effective positive revenue stream from your client base. Then you employ RAD techniques using a J2EE business object layer which will in turn provide you with the necessary busniess intelligence to allow you forecast customer turnover using standard operative forecasts. This type of strategy serves as a dichotomous analysis post-consumer survey, if you will, which will in turn provide your idea with the necessary scalibility to overcome conflicting prioritizations. Yes, all you need to do is write some AJAX on a website and talk like this, and...
See? I am sick of hearing about AJAX and crap like this. It's friggin JAVASCRIPT, people!!!
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Web 2.0: bringing you the tollbooths of the information superhighway!
Now the wonderful Web 2.0 can really take off! I am so looking forward to a Service Oriented Architechture where Web Services can get a ground level understanding of my Ad Hoc Supply Chains! Why, I may design a Workflow to help me document and process my well-formed giddyness! Fabulous!
So there is this farmer named Al Koan, right? And he has a tractor, and not just any tractor but one with large wheels. It's red, too. And has a diesel engine. Anyhow, he grows corn, peas, and carrots. He sells these carrots to a chef in town who happens to be named Wolfgang Puck.
Ol Wolfie makes this dish called Carrots l'Orange which makes prominent use of Farmer Koan's organic carrots. Wolfie, due to some childhood hatred for being named Wolfgang, also uses Vinter Whoopie's finest red wine to make the sauce for Carrots l'Orange. Now, farmer Buckwheat's cow fertilized the carrots, if you know what I mean. farmer Buckwheat also likes to drink vinter Whoopie's wine, and often indulges while driving his tractor which is much smaller than Al Koan's tractor.
Does farmer Buckwheat get a cut? And if so, what color did his wife paint the bathroom last winter? And why are we even talking about him? Finally, and probably most pertinent, does farmer Whoopie's tractor have more horsepower than Wolfgang Puck's BMW?
This situation is kinda like that, except Wolfgang Puck is Google, farmer Whooptie is a cable company, and Al Koan invents stuff. And geese will try and bite you no matter what you do. Good story, eh? You are probably wondering where the pirates are, and I am getting to that. Just keep reading, will ya? Anyhow, one day Al and the pirates get into a war of words over scimitars or something and eventually they decide to settle their differences and beat up Wolfgang Puck for having a fag name. This does not bode well for the telcos, I fear. After a good amout of swashbuckling, and after many hogsheads of mead are consumed, Al and the Pirates start a British Invasion band called, imaginatively enough, Al and the Pirates, who later go on to record their hit songs "Hoppy the Hobo" and "One Legged Cat-a-pault" in the abbey road studios. These songs as well as the rest of the songs in their catalogue are purchased by Michael Jackson and are pirated (ironically enough) by millions using Verizon's "pipes" which run through farmer Al Koan's field. Sadly, since Verizon tries to make Wolfgang Puck pay for Al Koan's tractor, everyone loses in the end.
You probably think I am rambling. Truth is, I write legislation for the RIAA and the FCC, and you ought to see my next piece regulating this whole mess! It'll be a doozy! Don't let it happen. Don't let us regulate something else. Just be nice and let people pump whatever crap they want through your pipes. Even dead cats.
ok, bye now. I am done. Kind of like that time Tim BL thought he would purchase corn from...oh, never mind!
You are such a moron. As an omnipotent galactic entity, I will soon zap you into an Oklahoma rest stop, where you will live out the remainder of your days as a spittoon. Watch out!
I vote for you to be the first to go. Without a space suit. Or maybe you should just shut up with all your pseudo-intellectual hot air. I know you, and you are not that smart. In fact, I know your parents. They are a couple of nice guys.
What??! NO chapter on UI design? So java programs will still be resource hogs AND look ugly even after this book hits the shelves? Wicked Cool, indeed.
Good work Taco! As an omnipotent galactic entity and a fellow mustard enthusiast, I can say that your site is one of the best in the galaxy. How do you like having to defend your own blog, for goodness sake? I'd tell 'em all to STFU.
It's especially amazing that you are able to accomplish so much with the likes of our sniveling friend yagu (721525) residing in your anus. How do you do it? How do you even sit down?!?
I don't see how you get anything done when everytime you post something, people are all "Why, that's such a lovely tie you have on, Mr. Taco!" or "Have I told you how well your socks look today?" or "The way you just sat down was excellent, sir!". Sheesh.
Here's a crowbar. Now, you only get one shot at this, so let me walk you through prying yourself out of Apple's rectum. You ready? Ok, first, you have to get past the sphincter...
What?!? You like it in there?!? You like the way it smells?
Ok, I should have know based on your post. You can stay in Apple's recutm, just beware of the crap they put out. You might get flushed.
Say it with me, kids, Apple SUCKS!!! They are just as much The Man as M$ or anyone else. Plus iTMS is a piece of crap. Bad sound quality, mediocre software. m4p is just as bad as wma.
This guy is a real tuber. No, he is an entire root system. He was way wrong when he said way back in 1997 that pointcast would be a huge success. Then he said that HTA would catch on. I mean, gimme a break! Why was this posted? Was this another ** beatles beatles post?
So, anyone out there have anything interesting to say? Or do I have to just read this kind of crap all night? I should just go an destroy some civilizations or something. An a galactic entity, maybe I should turn this guy into a truck stop spitoon.
"has a critical mass of people using it that it is more informative as a twat-o-sphere-omometer" Only those whose intellect registers highly on the twat-O-meter would make such a post (high twat-O-meter scores are only good if you admire the intellect of a cactus or you want to be a scientologist). Why, the very fact that you mentioned such a device indicated your familiarity with it, which means you set them off when you go to star trek conventions and dermatologist appointments.
"This is so painfully bad, it is like a deperate no life developer forcing his pitiful efforts in front of us for praise. But he screwed it up, he put it on the wrong page, and he has shown his utter INCOMPETENCE for development and design and usability. Dork!"
Your post is so painfully bad, it is like a deperate no life author manque forcing his pitiful efforts in front of us for praise. But he screwed it up, he put it on the wrong page, and he has shown his utter INCOMPETENCE for writing and coherent thoughts. Dork!
And, as far as parents go, well, I've met your parents. They're a couple of nice guys.
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What's the big deal?!?...beatles beatles is a BIFF who needs to stop writing about stupid stuff, that's what. As an omnipotnent galactic entity who happens to enjoy posting on/. I can tell you the article is actually right. I mean, saying it's like a record that was left in the sun is a bit innaccurate, but hey, for your feeble minds it will get the point across in an adequate fashion. That doesn't change what I said about beatles beatles.
Oh yeah, I am an avid mustard enthusiast, if that helps any.
It is an endless loop, isn't it? Must be because there is a creator. As an omnipotent galatic entity who just so happens to enjoy posting on/. I would know; I made it that way after all. Wait until you discover what dark matter REALLY is...hahahahaa
This will suck. It will be part of the loser lineup that is Web 2.0.
It will have 500 buttons and icons at the top of the page, and it will interface with everything including that RFID chip you thought was such a great idea to have implanted last year. It will be the perfect worm delivery device, and since it installs software on your PDA and cell phone, you can have a standardized virus distribution across all household platforms.
The crime here was not what he said. It was the fact that he blogged. Only severely retarded terrestrial homonids feel the need to rant into cyberspace when NOBODY, in fact, cares what they have to say. If only he would quit blogging and get a life, maybe he would keep himself out of trouble.
As an all powerful galactic entity, I have the ability to zap him to Zorthax 7 where the Zorthaxians would surely grind him to paste for lesser crimes than polluting cyberspace with worthless and unsolicited opinions. I am now seriously considering this course of actions. You have all been warned.
So, you watch star trek too? Cool. Admit it. You don't know what the heck you are talking about.
As an omnipotent galactic entity, I have decreed that at some undetermined point in the future I will transport you to an interstate rest stop in Oklahoma, where you will live out the rest of your days as a spitoon in the men's room.
that's nice and all. but why not quit being such a girl and come out and reply under your own ID? If I want to talk about religion, your mom, the pope, or anyone else I will at least use my ID. What a homo you are.
If I had eyebuds, maybe I could grow eyes! Now THATS stem cell research!
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"findability, intertwingularity, Folksonomies, metadata, smartphone, backlinks"
"TIm O'Reilly doesn't try to fill convention halls with the lowest common denominator"
Wha?!?! Language like that isn't appealing to the LCD? I mean cmon, anyone who finds meaning in those stupid pseudowords is the LCD. Try some english and leave the stupid consultant-speak to the stupid consultants.
Yeah, maybe the Blink 182 shows are a bit too much for you. When mom picks you up in the minivan you can have her play your favorite Jesse McCartney CD (Boy, what I wouldn't give to throw feces at that little homo).
Punk indeed. Go to bed now. Big day tomorrow, you'll get to learn arithmetic!
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This looks like a sig but it's really just me ripping on your pasty butt some more.
I get two posts a day with my less-than-perfect Karma and I am spending one on you. You'd better read! Awww, cmon! You enjoyed reading my posts.
I am in fact an expert on everything as I am an omnipotent galactic entity who just so happens to enjoy posting on/. I need a diversion from deciding the fate of entire civilizations, such as the Mrumus on Xalthar 8. You'll meet them soon enough...
Anyhow, I am always modded down because the moderators are threatened by my superior intellect and the fact that I am right about everything. Why, I'll bet you feel a bit threatened now just by reading this. It's ok. If you are kind to me and mod me up if you can, then I will tell my superiors to be kind to you. Otherwise, look out! You might be transported to an alternate reality and have to live the remainder of your days as a spitoon in an interstate rest stop lobby.
Send this to ten friends to avoid your toe being bitten off by a carnivorous...oh wait...never mind. Got an eMail to write. Bye!
"The character is manipulating humans, particularly Baltar,"
Baltar is a homo anyhow. I never liked his character.
"You don't "get" the show, then. It's not a cost-saving measure"
actually it is. As an assistant to the show's producer, I can tell you first hand that it was a cost cutting maneuver.
"You're not accustomed to seeing a camera do it, and it may never catch on as a technique (many will appreciate that), but it's interesting to see it done"
Thanks, that was actually my idea. It's all about the uncanny valley around here. We are trying to make you feel something not quite normal but close enough. It's quite unsettling and that's how we like it.
Quit talkin bad bout Bush! He's a real nice guy who likes Jesus a lot. Why else wud he give monie t o teh cherches? He will bomb u-r house and lissen to your teliphone if your not carful.
And I pose the same question to you, ya big tuber! Haha, who got modded down as offtopic for feeding the trolls? Not me, then who? Oh yeah! My buddy WhatAmIDoingHere, that's who!
As Nelson would say, "ha ha! Smell ya later!"
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If not your beliefs, it might be fun to mock your horrid spelling and grammar. Nutjobs never know how to type, though.
It's another cracked kraut kode!
Nah, it's already been done. Ever read any "whitepapers" on web 2.0? Those things have roughly the density of a neutron star. Like this:
Welcome to O'Reilly's Unlocking the Secrets of Web 2.0! Here we discuss how to architect frameworks using SOA deliverable models, whilst injecting creativity into your market position in the global e-blogosphere! First, you need to supply knowledge venture SMEs with the global awareness protocols which will allow them to leverage a more effective positive revenue stream from your client base. Then you employ RAD techniques using a J2EE business object layer which will in turn provide you with the necessary busniess intelligence to allow you forecast customer turnover using standard operative forecasts. This type of strategy serves as a dichotomous analysis post-consumer survey, if you will, which will in turn provide your idea with the necessary scalibility to overcome conflicting prioritizations. Yes, all you need to do is write some AJAX on a website and talk like this, and...
See? I am sick of hearing about AJAX and crap like this. It's friggin JAVASCRIPT, people!!!
--
Web 2.0: bringing you the tollbooths of the information superhighway!
Now the wonderful Web 2.0 can really take off! I am so looking forward to a Service Oriented Architechture where Web Services can get a ground level understanding of my Ad Hoc Supply Chains! Why, I may design a Workflow to help me document and process my well-formed giddyness! Fabulous!
I wanna play too!
So there is this farmer named Al Koan, right? And he has a tractor, and not just any tractor but one with large wheels. It's red, too. And has a diesel engine. Anyhow, he grows corn, peas, and carrots. He sells these carrots to a chef in town who happens to be named Wolfgang Puck.
Ol Wolfie makes this dish called Carrots l'Orange which makes prominent use of Farmer Koan's organic carrots. Wolfie, due to some childhood hatred for being named Wolfgang, also uses Vinter Whoopie's finest red wine to make the sauce for Carrots l'Orange. Now, farmer Buckwheat's cow fertilized the carrots, if you know what I mean. farmer Buckwheat also likes to drink vinter Whoopie's wine, and often indulges while driving his tractor which is much smaller than Al Koan's tractor.
Does farmer Buckwheat get a cut? And if so, what color did his wife paint the bathroom last winter? And why are we even talking about him? Finally, and probably most pertinent, does farmer Whoopie's tractor have more horsepower than Wolfgang Puck's BMW?
This situation is kinda like that, except Wolfgang Puck is Google, farmer Whooptie is a cable company, and Al Koan invents stuff. And geese will try and bite you no matter what you do. Good story, eh? You are probably wondering where the pirates are, and I am getting to that. Just keep reading, will ya? Anyhow, one day Al and the pirates get into a war of words over scimitars or something and eventually they decide to settle their differences and beat up Wolfgang Puck for having a fag name. This does not bode well for the telcos, I fear. After a good amout of swashbuckling, and after many hogsheads of mead are consumed, Al and the Pirates start a British Invasion band called, imaginatively enough, Al and the Pirates, who later go on to record their hit songs "Hoppy the Hobo" and "One Legged Cat-a-pault" in the abbey road studios. These songs as well as the rest of the songs in their catalogue are purchased by Michael Jackson and are pirated (ironically enough) by millions using Verizon's "pipes" which run through farmer Al Koan's field. Sadly, since Verizon tries to make Wolfgang Puck pay for Al Koan's tractor, everyone loses in the end.
You probably think I am rambling. Truth is, I write legislation for the RIAA and the FCC, and you ought to see my next piece regulating this whole mess! It'll be a doozy! Don't let it happen. Don't let us regulate something else. Just be nice and let people pump whatever crap they want through your pipes. Even dead cats.
ok, bye now. I am done. Kind of like that time Tim BL thought he would purchase corn from...oh, never mind!
You are such a moron. As an omnipotent galactic entity, I will soon zap you into an Oklahoma rest stop, where you will live out the remainder of your days as a spittoon. Watch out!
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Oh noes!!1! ilserve is goin down!
I vote for you to be the first to go. Without a space suit. Or maybe you should just shut up with all your pseudo-intellectual hot air. I know you, and you are not that smart. In fact, I know your parents. They are a couple of nice guys.
What??! NO chapter on UI design? So java programs will still be resource hogs AND look ugly even after this book hits the shelves? Wicked Cool, indeed.
Good work Taco! As an omnipotent galactic entity and a fellow mustard enthusiast, I can say that your site is one of the best in the galaxy. How do you like having to defend your own blog, for goodness sake? I'd tell 'em all to STFU.
It's especially amazing that you are able to accomplish so much with the likes of our sniveling friend yagu (721525) residing in your anus. How do you do it? How do you even sit down?!?
I don't see how you get anything done when everytime you post something, people are all "Why, that's such a lovely tie you have on, Mr. Taco!" or "Have I told you how well your socks look today?" or "The way you just sat down was excellent, sir!". Sheesh.
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leaving in a dump truck motorcade
Here's a crowbar. Now, you only get one shot at this, so let me walk you through prying yourself out of Apple's rectum. You ready? Ok, first, you have to get past the sphincter...
What?!? You like it in there?!? You like the way it smells?
Ok, I should have know based on your post. You can stay in Apple's recutm, just beware of the crap they put out. You might get flushed.
Say it with me, kids, Apple SUCKS!!! They are just as much The Man as M$ or anyone else. Plus iTMS is a piece of crap. Bad sound quality, mediocre software. m4p is just as bad as wma.
This guy is a real tuber. No, he is an entire root system. He was way wrong when he said way back in 1997 that pointcast would be a huge success. Then he said that HTA would catch on. I mean, gimme a break! Why was this posted? Was this another ** beatles beatles post?
So, anyone out there have anything interesting to say? Or do I have to just read this kind of crap all night? I should just go an destroy some civilizations or something. An a galactic entity, maybe I should turn this guy into a truck stop spitoon.
Why yes, I am a mustard enthusiast.
You are an angry little man, aren't you?
"has a critical mass of people using it that it is more informative as a twat-o-sphere-omometer"
Only those whose intellect registers highly on the twat-O-meter would make such a post (high twat-O-meter scores are only good if you admire the intellect of a cactus or you want to be a scientologist). Why, the very fact that you mentioned such a device indicated your familiarity with it, which means you set them off when you go to star trek conventions and dermatologist appointments.
"This is so painfully bad, it is like a deperate no life developer forcing his pitiful efforts in front of us for praise. But he screwed it up, he put it on the wrong page, and he has shown his utter INCOMPETENCE for development and design and usability. Dork!"
Your post is so painfully bad, it is like a deperate no life author manque forcing his pitiful efforts in front of us for praise. But he screwed it up, he put it on the wrong page, and he has shown his utter INCOMPETENCE for writing and coherent thoughts. Dork!
And, as far as parents go, well, I've met your parents. They're a couple of nice guys.
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This looks like a sig but it's just me ripping on your pasty butt some more.
What's the big deal?!?...beatles beatles is a BIFF who needs to stop writing about stupid stuff, that's what. As an omnipotnent galactic entity who happens to enjoy posting on /. I can tell you the article is actually right. I mean, saying it's like a record that was left in the sun is a bit innaccurate, but hey, for your feeble minds it will get the point across in an adequate fashion. That doesn't change what I said about beatles beatles.
Oh yeah, I am an avid mustard enthusiast, if that helps any.
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Why yes, I am a genius.
It is an endless loop, isn't it? Must be because there is a creator. As an omnipotent galatic entity who just so happens to enjoy posting on /. I would know; I made it that way after all. Wait until you discover what dark matter REALLY is...hahahahaa
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Why yes, I am a genius.
This will suck. It will be part of the loser lineup that is Web 2.0.
It will have 500 buttons and icons at the top of the page, and it will interface with everything including that RFID chip you thought was such a great idea to have implanted last year. It will be the perfect worm delivery device, and since it installs software on your PDA and cell phone, you can have a standardized virus distribution across all household platforms.
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Yes, the sky is falling.
The crime here was not what he said. It was the fact that he blogged. Only severely retarded terrestrial homonids feel the need to rant into cyberspace when NOBODY, in fact, cares what they have to say. If only he would quit blogging and get a life, maybe he would keep himself out of trouble.
As an all powerful galactic entity, I have the ability to zap him to Zorthax 7 where the Zorthaxians would surely grind him to paste for lesser crimes than polluting cyberspace with worthless and unsolicited opinions. I am now seriously considering this course of actions. You have all been warned.
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ZAP!!! haha, false alarm
So, you watch star trek too? Cool. Admit it. You don't know what the heck you are talking about.
As an omnipotent galactic entity, I have decreed that at some undetermined point in the future I will transport you to an interstate rest stop in Oklahoma, where you will live out the rest of your days as a spitoon in the men's room.
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ZAP!!!!
that's nice and all. but why not quit being such a girl and come out and reply under your own ID? If I want to talk about religion, your mom, the pope, or anyone else I will at least use my ID. What a homo you are.
If I had eyebuds, maybe I could grow eyes! Now THATS stem cell research!
hahahahahaha
"findability, intertwingularity, Folksonomies, metadata, smartphone, backlinks"
"TIm O'Reilly doesn't try to fill convention halls with the lowest common denominator"
Wha?!?! Language like that isn't appealing to the LCD? I mean cmon, anyone who finds meaning in those stupid pseudowords is the LCD. Try some english and leave the stupid consultant-speak to the stupid consultants.
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I don speek gud engrish ether
Yeah, maybe the Blink 182 shows are a bit too much for you. When mom picks you up in the minivan you can have her play your favorite Jesse McCartney CD (Boy, what I wouldn't give to throw feces at that little homo).
Punk indeed. Go to bed now. Big day tomorrow, you'll get to learn arithmetic!
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This looks like a sig but it's really just me ripping on your pasty butt some more.
I get two posts a day with my less-than-perfect Karma and I am spending one on you. You'd better read! Awww, cmon! You enjoyed reading my posts.
/. I need a diversion from deciding the fate of entire civilizations, such as the Mrumus on Xalthar 8. You'll meet them soon enough...
I am in fact an expert on everything as I am an omnipotent galactic entity who just so happens to enjoy posting on
Anyhow, I am always modded down because the moderators are threatened by my superior intellect and the fact that I am right about everything. Why, I'll bet you feel a bit threatened now just by reading this. It's ok. If you are kind to me and mod me up if you can, then I will tell my superiors to be kind to you. Otherwise, look out! You might be transported to an alternate reality and have to live the remainder of your days as a spitoon in an interstate rest stop lobby.
Send this to ten friends to avoid your toe being bitten off by a carnivorous...oh wait...never mind. Got an eMail to write. Bye!
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I made you, I pwn you
"The character is manipulating humans, particularly Baltar,"
Baltar is a homo anyhow. I never liked his character.
"You don't "get" the show, then. It's not a cost-saving measure"
actually it is. As an assistant to the show's producer, I can tell you first hand that it was a cost cutting maneuver.
"You're not accustomed to seeing a camera do it, and it may never catch on as a technique (many will appreciate that), but it's interesting to see it done"
Thanks, that was actually my idea. It's all about the uncanny valley around here. We are trying to make you feel something not quite normal but close enough. It's quite unsettling and that's how we like it.
Quit talkin bad bout Bush! He's a real nice guy who likes Jesus a lot. Why else wud he give monie t o teh cherches? He will bomb u-r house and lissen to your teliphone if your not carful.
And I pose the same question to you, ya big tuber! Haha, who got modded down as offtopic for feeding the trolls? Not me, then who? Oh yeah! My buddy WhatAmIDoingHere, that's who!
As Nelson would say, "ha ha! Smell ya later!"